1
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- Hi.
- Hi.

2
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Hi. Yeah, hi. I'm, um, Phoebe Buffay
and I have babies coming out.

3
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Okay.
Have you started having contractions?

4
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Not yet. Um, I heard they really hurt.
Do they?

5
00:00:15,515 --> 00:00:17,433
- Well...
- Oh, my God.

6
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Which of you is the father?

7
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None of them are.
The father is my brother.

8
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Okay.

9
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I'll miss watching you
freak people out like that.

10
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JOEY:
Pheebs...

11
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This is for the babies
to look at someday.

12
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Do you want to say anything
before it starts?

13
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Okay. Um...

14
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Hi, kids! Um, it's me, Aunt Phoebe.

15
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Can't wait to see you.
Please don't hurt me.

16
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What took you so long?

17
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Your cab left when ours did.

18
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We went back because
I forgot my jacket.

19
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You're not wearing one.

20
00:01:05,565 --> 00:01:08,067
Oh, man! I did it again!

21
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Someone has to call
Frank and Alice.

22
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My mom might...
What are you doing?

23
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I've got to get the before shot.

24
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We spoke to the nurse.
The reason your doctor is late...

25
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...is because, uh, she's not coming.

26
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- What?
- She hit her head in the shower.

27
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Oh, my God. She's so stupid!

28
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Pheebs, it's going to be okay.

29
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I don't see three kids
coming out of your vagina.

30
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Listen. The nurse said
the doctor is wonderful.

31
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He's head of the department.

32
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All right. Ooh. Oh, dear God, save me.

33
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I'm having my first contraction.

34
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- Oh, it's not bad.
CHANDLER: Okay.

35
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And so the miracle of birth begins.
And I...

36
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[YELLS]

37
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You okay?

38
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Something hurts.

39
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Ooh, it's sympathy pains.
Oh, that's so sweet.

40
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I didn't know I cared that much.

41
00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:04,892
- Hello.
- Hi.

42
00:03:05,143 --> 00:03:08,770
I'm Dr. Harad.
I'll be delivering your babies.

43
00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:12,357
You'll be in good hands.
I've been doing this a long time.

44
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I'll be back to do your internal.

45
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Just relax, everything looks great.

46
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And also, I love Fonzie.

47
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Did he just say he loves Fonzie?

48
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That's what it sounded like.

49
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All right.

50
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ALL:
Hey!

51
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Am I late?
Nobody came out yet, right?

52
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No, we haven't started yet.
Where's Alice?

53
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Uh, Delaware. Until she gets here,
I'll be your coach.

54
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Don't worry. She told me
about the LaMazda stuff.

55
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If you get the babies out
by month's end...

56
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...you get two percent financing.

57
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Yeah.

58
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Monica, you're going to be
very proud of me.

59
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I just got us dates with two
unbelievably cute nurses.

60
00:04:04,619 --> 00:04:05,953
Oh, my.

61
00:04:07,372 --> 00:04:09,206
They're male nurses.

62
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Heh, heh. Not in my head.

63
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They want to take us out Saturday night.
What do you say?

64
00:04:15,838 --> 00:04:18,715
Um...

65
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- I don't think so.
- What?

66
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What are you talking about?

67
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You've been telling me to
get over Ross and move on.

68
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I'm moving on and so are you.

69
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Why don't you want to go?

70
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Um...

71
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Why don't you give me
a good reason...

72
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...and I'll tell you if it's true.

73
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- What?
- Harder than it sounds, isn't it?

74
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You're coming.
And when they get off...

75
00:04:48,705 --> 00:04:51,039
...we'll go get some Jello with them.

76
00:04:51,207 --> 00:04:54,751
Yep. There's always room for Jello.

77
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How do you make that dirty?

78
00:05:00,383 --> 00:05:02,968
It's easy.
I can do it with anything.

79
00:05:03,928 --> 00:05:06,763
Grandma's chicken salad...

80
00:05:14,564 --> 00:05:15,605
Ross!

81
00:05:16,232 --> 00:05:18,025
Get a shot of this.

82
00:05:18,735 --> 00:05:21,570
Hey, babies, these are the headlines
when you were born.

83
00:05:21,779 --> 00:05:25,532
Now girl baby, turn away.
And boy babies...

84
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...check it out.

85
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This is what naked women
looked like when you were born.

86
00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:33,665
Now let's dive into the good stuff.

87
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Okay, I'm having another one.

88
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This one doesn't hurt eith...
Ooh, yes, it does! Ow.

89
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Ow, ow, ow!

90
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Ooh.

91
00:05:46,554 --> 00:05:48,555
Ooh, I was kind of hoping that was it.

92
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Where are Monica and Rachel, anyway?

93
00:05:53,728 --> 00:05:56,730
A couple of nurses asked them out.
Maybe they're with them.

94
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Really? Male nurses?

95
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Yeah, I was bummed too.

96
00:06:01,903 --> 00:06:03,737
So they're going on dates?

97
00:06:03,988 --> 00:06:05,572
- When?
- I think Saturday.

98
00:06:05,740 --> 00:06:07,282
[YELLS]

99
00:06:08,117 --> 00:06:10,786
- What's with him?
- Um, sympathy pains.

100
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It was sweet at first, but now I think
he's trying to steal my thunder.

101
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Okay.

102
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Let's see what we got here.

103
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Oh, you know, Fonzie dated triplets.

104
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This Fonzie person you
keep referring to...

105
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...is that another doctor?

106
00:06:30,932 --> 00:06:31,973
Oh, no, no.

107
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Fonzie is the nickname of
Arthur Fonzerelli.

108
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The Fonz.

109
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All right.

110
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Soon.

111
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It's not that weird, is it?

112
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It's very weird.

113
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I don't want some guy down there
telling me I'm "dilated-a-mundo."

114
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He doesn't seem to be
impersonating Fonzie...

115
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What are you doing?

116
00:07:02,380 --> 00:07:05,674
Why are you defending him?
Just get me another doctor...

117
00:07:05,883 --> 00:07:07,926
...who isn't crazy
and doesn't Fonzie!

118
00:07:08,594 --> 00:07:10,679
- Again, it's not...
- Aah! Aah!

119
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Hey, there you are.

120
00:07:19,021 --> 00:07:21,523
Um, there's something you should know.

121
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Is this about you dating the nurse?
Joey told me.

122
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I am so fine.
You and I, we're just, nothing.

123
00:07:28,781 --> 00:07:31,283
Just goofing around.

124
00:07:34,036 --> 00:07:37,998
Um, I was about to tell you
I was getting out of it.

125
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But, um, if we're just "goofing around,"
maybe I will go out with him.

126
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Fine. Maybe I will too.

127
00:07:46,799 --> 00:07:49,468
Hey! Look what I found
in the gift shop...

128
00:07:49,635 --> 00:07:52,971
Oh. Get up! Get up! Get up!

129
00:07:58,060 --> 00:07:59,186
Okay, Pheebs?

130
00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:01,104
This is Dr. Oberman.

131
00:08:01,564 --> 00:08:04,232
He has no strong feelings
about Fonzie...

132
00:08:04,442 --> 00:08:07,569
...or any of the Happy Days gang.

133
00:08:08,613 --> 00:08:10,655
You're going into what grade?

134
00:08:11,824 --> 00:08:15,410
I'm actually a first-year resident.
I graduated early.

135
00:08:15,578 --> 00:08:16,786
Uh-huh. Me too.

136
00:08:16,954 --> 00:08:21,583
Ross, I should have specified
I'd need a grown-up doctor.

137
00:08:22,376 --> 00:08:24,044
Really, I'm fully qualified...

138
00:08:24,253 --> 00:08:25,295
Shh, Doogie. Shh.

139
00:08:27,882 --> 00:08:32,177
Doesn't anybody understand that
I'm going to be having babies soon? Huh?

140
00:08:32,845 --> 00:08:34,804
Go, little boy! Go!

141
00:08:38,684 --> 00:08:41,019
Oh, cool. You made him cry!

142
00:08:45,983 --> 00:08:50,320
Mr. Tribbiani, I'm afraid
you've got kidney stones.

143
00:08:50,780 --> 00:08:52,906
Uh, well, what else could it be?

144
00:08:53,157 --> 00:08:55,116
It's kidney stones.

145
00:08:56,077 --> 00:08:57,118
Or...

146
00:08:57,328 --> 00:08:58,912
Kidney stones.

147
00:09:03,459 --> 00:09:04,793
You're getting there.

148
00:09:05,002 --> 00:09:07,254
These babies are very, very lucky.

149
00:09:07,421 --> 00:09:08,505
They are? Why?

150
00:09:08,756 --> 00:09:11,841
They'll be born
on the Fonz's half-birthday.

151
00:09:14,345 --> 00:09:15,971
Happy birthday.

152
00:09:16,514 --> 00:09:18,473
Just to clarify.

153
00:09:18,683 --> 00:09:20,350
I'm not Fonzie.

154
00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:24,646
Yeah.

155
00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:33,488
It's a terrific thing that you're having
these babies for Frank and Alice.

156
00:09:33,698 --> 00:09:35,365
- I know, it is.
- Yeah.

157
00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:38,076
- Can I tell you a secret?
- Yeah.

158
00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:40,996
I want to keep one.

159
00:09:45,876 --> 00:09:47,877
Oh, I'm going to be on the news.

160
00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:52,882
You've gotta be kidding.

161
00:09:53,092 --> 00:09:55,719
You know you can't keep
one of these babies.

162
00:09:55,928 --> 00:09:57,929
Maybe I can. You don't know.

163
00:09:58,139 --> 00:10:02,183
I do. Frank and Alice will
want to keep all their children.

164
00:10:02,393 --> 00:10:04,811
Maybe not. You know?

165
00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:07,355
Three babies are a handful.

166
00:10:07,565 --> 00:10:09,816
Maybe they'll want to unload one.

167
00:10:11,569 --> 00:10:15,572
I hate to miss an opportunity
because I didn't ask.

168
00:10:17,783 --> 00:10:19,951
Phoebe, no. This is insane.

169
00:10:20,161 --> 00:10:21,286
Just ask him.

170
00:10:21,495 --> 00:10:23,204
What? Me?

171
00:10:23,372 --> 00:10:24,414
I can't ask him!

172
00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:27,959
Do you know how inappropriate
that would be?

173
00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:31,796
All I'm saying is, just talk to Frank.

174
00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:33,298
Just feel him out.

175
00:10:33,549 --> 00:10:37,135
No. I will not ask Frank
to give you one of his kids.

176
00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:40,096
You're right.

177
00:10:45,936 --> 00:10:47,854
Tell him it's for you.

178
00:10:50,274 --> 00:10:51,816
Feeling better, sweetie?

179
00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:53,818
Maybe a little.

180
00:10:54,028 --> 00:10:55,820
Wish you hadn't seen me throw up.

181
00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:58,615
Me too.

182
00:11:00,701 --> 00:11:03,203
Hey. I just heard. What's up?

183
00:11:03,412 --> 00:11:05,288
Kidney stones.

184
00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:12,545
Ordinarily, we try to break
the stones up with shock waves.

185
00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:15,131
But they're too close to the bladder.

186
00:11:15,341 --> 00:11:19,427
Either we wait for you to pass them
or else go up the urethra...

187
00:11:19,595 --> 00:11:20,637
Whoa!

188
00:11:22,598 --> 00:11:25,850
No, no, no.
Nothing is going "up," okay?

189
00:11:26,018 --> 00:11:30,522
"Up" is not an option.
What's a urethra?

190
00:11:32,274 --> 00:11:33,566
[MONICA WHISPERS INAUDIBLY]

191
00:11:33,734 --> 00:11:34,901
Are you crazy?

192
00:11:38,447 --> 00:11:40,031
Did you ask him?

193
00:11:40,282 --> 00:11:42,158
No, I haven't had a chance yet.

194
00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:44,035
I'm kind of on a clock here.

195
00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:45,578
[DOCTOR LAUGHS]

196
00:11:46,997 --> 00:11:48,498
Oh, Fonzie.

197
00:11:52,086 --> 00:11:54,421
You know who I always liked? Mork.

198
00:11:58,050 --> 00:11:59,592
Undo it. Undo it. Undo it.

199
00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:03,596
Fonzie met Mork.

200
00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:05,765
Mork froze Fonzie.

201
00:12:06,767 --> 00:12:08,935
Yeah...

202
00:12:09,645 --> 00:12:10,729
Yes...

203
00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:14,149
...but Fonzie was already cool.

204
00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:18,236
So he wasn't hurt. Right?

205
00:12:19,321 --> 00:12:20,697
Yeah, that's right.

206
00:12:23,784 --> 00:12:25,201
How you doing?

207
00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:27,871
Okay. Doctor says any minute now.

208
00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:31,624
You know, Alice is going
to be here so soon.

209
00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:36,755
You couldn't just do me a favor
and, like, hold them in?

210
00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:42,093
Sorry, I'm in the middle
of the last favor you asked me to do.

211
00:12:43,637 --> 00:12:45,722
DAN: Hey, Rachel.
RACHEL: Hi!

212
00:12:46,056 --> 00:12:49,768
This is Dan, one of the guys
we're going out with on Saturday.

213
00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:51,269
Dan, Monica.

214
00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:52,604
Nice to meet you.

215
00:12:54,273 --> 00:12:55,857
Hello, Dan.

216
00:12:56,859 --> 00:13:00,820
I'm really looking forward
to Saturday night. Really! Really!

217
00:13:03,991 --> 00:13:05,283
So Dan...

218
00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:07,494
Nurse, not a doctor, huh?

219
00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:09,662
Kind of girlie, isn't it?

220
00:13:12,541 --> 00:13:14,167
- Chandler.
- That's okay.

221
00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:17,086
I'm doing this to
get through medical school.

222
00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:19,380
Oh.

223
00:13:20,257 --> 00:13:22,926
And it didn't feel "girlie"
during the Gulf War.

224
00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:24,594
Sure.

225
00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:31,267
Thanks for doing that for us,
by the way.

226
00:13:34,730 --> 00:13:36,981
Why wait till Saturday?
Are you free tomorrow?

227
00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:39,067
Sure.
I'll get somebody to cover me.

228
00:13:39,276 --> 00:13:40,860
Aw, great.

229
00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:43,029
Hey, you and me, Saturday night?

230
00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:45,240
- No.
- All right, very good!

231
00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:50,036
This is a big one.

232
00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:51,996
[GRUNTS]

233
00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:55,458
Unh! Get these things out of me!

234
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:59,671
Breathe! Breathe through the pain.

235
00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:04,884
I want the drugs, Ross!

236
00:14:05,135 --> 00:14:07,762
I do too! I do too!

237
00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:09,597
[ROSS & JOEY YELLING]

238
00:14:10,766 --> 00:14:13,810
Yeah, I love you. Okay, bye.

239
00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:15,895
- Hi.
- Hi.

240
00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:19,023
That was Alice's mom.
Alice left five hours ago.

241
00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:20,567
She should be here.

242
00:14:20,776 --> 00:14:22,485
She'll make it on time.

243
00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:24,445
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

244
00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:26,573
So Frank...

245
00:14:26,907 --> 00:14:30,118
Three babies.
Whoo, that just seems like a lot, huh?

246
00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:32,161
Not to me.

247
00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:35,123
Fair enough.

248
00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:43,423
You're at 10 centimeters.
Time to start having babies.

249
00:14:43,632 --> 00:14:45,383
I want only the father here.

250
00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:48,011
- We love you.
- Good luck.

251
00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:50,680
- Bye, Dan!
- Uh, bye, Monica.

252
00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:52,307
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]

253
00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:58,021
I need a clamp, a sterile towel
and Channel 31.

254
00:14:58,188 --> 00:14:59,230
What is that?

255
00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:01,399
["HAPPY DAYS" THEME SONG
PLAYING ON TV]

256
00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:04,652
Oh, my God!

257
00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:08,239
Oh, no, no! It's a good one.
Fonzie plays the bongos.

258
00:15:09,658 --> 00:15:11,492
Ready? Time to try pushing.

259
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,578
Ready? Time to try peeing.

260
00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:22,086
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
It's almost time to try peeing.

261
00:15:24,381 --> 00:15:26,424
DOCTOR:
Push. Concentrate on pushing.

262
00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:28,301
I see the head.

263
00:15:28,552 --> 00:15:30,345
Yes, it is a head!

264
00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:33,348
Keep pushing. Come on.

265
00:15:33,557 --> 00:15:35,892
I can't believe somebody's coming out!

266
00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:38,478
There's somebody coming out of you!

267
00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:40,229
It's my son!

268
00:15:40,397 --> 00:15:41,856
DOCTOR:
All right.

269
00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:43,274
[BABY CRYING]

270
00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:45,485
Here's your first baby.

271
00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:49,697
Yes!

272
00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:51,699
Yes! We got a baby boy!

273
00:15:53,535 --> 00:15:55,536
Frank Junior, Junior!

274
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:57,455
How does he look?

275
00:15:57,665 --> 00:15:59,040
So gross!

276
00:16:02,544 --> 00:16:04,504
Okay. You ready to push again?

277
00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:07,048
I already had a baby. Leave me alone.

278
00:16:07,257 --> 00:16:10,593
Come on, you can do it.
You can do it.

279
00:16:11,553 --> 00:16:12,929
[PHOEBE AND FRANK GRUNTING]

280
00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:19,769
Yeah!

281
00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:23,106
Little Leslie's here!
We got another one!

282
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:27,485
Oh, my God! I can't believe
I have two children.

283
00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:30,405
How scary is that?

284
00:16:34,034 --> 00:16:38,579
Come on, little Chandler,
it's time to be born.

285
00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:41,541
He's coming! Yes, he's coming!

286
00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:43,459
[CRYING]

287
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,922
Hey, where's his thing?

288
00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:53,678
Chandler's a girl!

289
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:58,141
Oh, God. Kindergarten flashback.

290
00:16:59,476 --> 00:17:03,146
They read the sonogram wrong,
because they thought it was a boy.

291
00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:05,440
But Chandler's a girl! Chandler's a girl!

292
00:17:05,649 --> 00:17:07,316
Okay, keep saying it.

293
00:17:08,777 --> 00:17:11,779
- Am I too late?
- No, no. Everything's okay.

294
00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:14,407
There's 30 fingers and 30 toes.

295
00:17:14,908 --> 00:17:16,075
We have our babies?

296
00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:17,452
Yeah.

297
00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:19,579
We have our babies.

298
00:17:34,511 --> 00:17:36,095
Oh, my God.

299
00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:37,722
You did it, man.

300
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,892
Would you like to see them?

301
00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:46,522
They're so small.

302
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,907
- I'll call you tomorrow.
- Great.

303
00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:03,206
Are you really going to date
that nurse man?

304
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,417
You and I are just "goofing around."

305
00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:09,253
I thought, why not
"goof around" with him?

306
00:18:12,132 --> 00:18:16,344
I don't know if you've looked up
"goofing around" in the dictionary.

307
00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:18,221
Well, I have...

308
00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:22,183
...and the technical definition is:

309
00:18:22,684 --> 00:18:26,729
"Two friends who care a lot
about each other...

310
00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:30,274
...and have amazing sex...

311
00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:36,405
...and just want to spend
more time together."

312
00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:41,327
But if you have this new
dictionary that gets you mad at me...

313
00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:44,247
...then we have to get you
my original dictionary.

314
00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:48,793
I am so bad at this.

315
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:53,256
- You're better than you think you are.
- Really?

316
00:18:53,423 --> 00:18:54,924
Okay. So if...

317
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:58,261
- Know when to stop.
- I sensed that I should stop.

318
00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:01,931
- So we're okay?
- Yeah.

319
00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:04,934
I'm gonna go tell Dan that
it's not going to happen.

320
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:10,356
- Don't do the dance.
- Right.

321
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:16,737
You're my favorite.

322
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,949
- Which one do you have?
- I don't care.

323
00:19:21,618 --> 00:19:22,660
Hi.

324
00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:24,203
Hey.

325
00:19:24,621 --> 00:19:28,082
Frank and Alice want me to tell you
they're making phone calls.

326
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:31,627
Did you talk to them
about, you know...

327
00:19:32,379 --> 00:19:35,256
Yeah, um...

328
00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:37,925
No, honey.

329
00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:40,261
Oh, okay.

330
00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:44,140
It was a long shot.

331
00:19:46,935 --> 00:19:50,605
You guys? Can I just have
a second alone with the babies?

332
00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:52,523
ALL:
Yeah.

333
00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:15,630
So here you are.

334
00:20:16,673 --> 00:20:20,426
Seems like yesterday I was talking
to you in that petri dish.

335
00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:29,477
Everyone said labor
was the hardest thing.

336
00:20:29,686 --> 00:20:31,687
But they were wrong. This is.

337
00:20:35,525 --> 00:20:38,152
Well, I had the most fun with you guys.

338
00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:42,531
I wish I could take you home
and see you every day.

339
00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:48,579
I'll settle for being your favorite aunt.

340
00:20:50,457 --> 00:20:54,001
I know Alice's sister has a pool,
but you lived in me.

341
00:20:59,716 --> 00:21:01,509
Okay, so we're cool.

342
00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:04,637
We're going to be great.

343
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:07,556
Little high-fives.

344
00:21:07,724 --> 00:21:09,725
Aah, aah, aah.

345
00:21:18,193 --> 00:21:20,278
Well, if you're going to cry...

346
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:39,797
Phoebe, we are so proud of you.
You're amazing!

347
00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:41,132
I know.

348
00:21:43,051 --> 00:21:45,177
Does it hurt as bad as they say?

349
00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:47,471
You won't be able to take it.

350
00:21:49,182 --> 00:21:52,685
Now that little Chandler is a girl,
what'll they name her?

351
00:21:52,894 --> 00:21:54,437
They'll call her Chandler.

352
00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:58,232
Kind of a masculine name,
don't you think?

353
00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:00,901
It works on you.

354
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:09,160
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