1 00:00:05,088 --> 00:00:06,463 PHOEBE: Hey, new wallet? 2 00:00:06,673 --> 00:00:07,798 It was time. 3 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:12,302 The old condom ring in the leather just doesn't say "cool" anymore. 4 00:00:12,512 --> 00:00:16,140 Rachel, you just put an empty carton back in the fridge. 5 00:00:16,349 --> 00:00:19,101 I know, but the garbage was full. 6 00:00:19,894 --> 00:00:22,312 Have you ever taken out the trash? 7 00:00:23,231 --> 00:00:26,692 Well, I thought you liked doing it. 8 00:00:31,114 --> 00:00:33,323 - Third door on the left. - Right! 9 00:00:43,418 --> 00:00:44,710 Hey, Mr. Treeger. 10 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:46,336 [TREEGER GRUNTS] 11 00:00:49,632 --> 00:00:51,633 [GROANING] 12 00:01:04,022 --> 00:01:05,105 What are you doing? 13 00:01:05,273 --> 00:01:08,650 Um... Oh! Oh! 14 00:01:10,403 --> 00:01:11,487 I'm sorry. 15 00:01:11,654 --> 00:01:13,489 It's a little old but... 16 00:01:15,158 --> 00:01:18,285 You're clogging up the chute I just unclogged. 17 00:01:18,536 --> 00:01:21,580 I'm sorry. I don't come in here a lot. 18 00:01:21,748 --> 00:01:25,501 Aw, of course not. You're a little princess. 19 00:01:27,045 --> 00:01:28,420 Daddy, buy me a pizza. 20 00:01:28,630 --> 00:01:30,339 Daddy, buy me a candy factory. 21 00:01:30,548 --> 00:01:34,510 Daddy, make the cast of Cats sing "Happy Birthday" to me. 22 00:01:35,595 --> 00:01:37,429 You think you can come here... 23 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:41,517 ...make a mess and a big man in coveralls will clean it up? 24 00:01:41,726 --> 00:01:44,812 Think of someone else for a change. 25 00:01:48,942 --> 00:01:50,651 Okay, I'm sorry. 26 00:01:57,117 --> 00:02:00,202 God, if you're going to cry about it! 27 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:54,715 - Whoa, whoa! Treeger made you cry? RACHEL: Yes. 28 00:02:55,383 --> 00:02:59,720 He said really mean things that were only partly true. 29 00:03:00,930 --> 00:03:02,723 I'll teach him a lesson. 30 00:03:02,974 --> 00:03:05,475 Joey, don't. Let's forget about it. 31 00:03:05,685 --> 00:03:09,605 That's easy for you to say. You weren't almost just killed! 32 00:03:09,772 --> 00:03:13,108 All right, that's it. School is in session! 33 00:03:15,361 --> 00:03:16,445 My God. 34 00:03:16,613 --> 00:03:17,863 Is this a gym card? 35 00:03:18,072 --> 00:03:20,282 Oh, yeah, gym member. 36 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:24,077 I try to go four times a week, but I've missed... 37 00:03:24,287 --> 00:03:25,746 ...the last 1200 times. 38 00:03:27,624 --> 00:03:29,291 So why don't you quit? 39 00:03:30,126 --> 00:03:32,002 You don't think I've tried? 40 00:03:34,464 --> 00:03:38,300 You think I like having $50 a month taken from my account? 41 00:03:38,635 --> 00:03:41,720 They make you go all the way down there. 42 00:03:42,138 --> 00:03:46,391 They use all these phrases and peppiness to confuse you. 43 00:03:46,643 --> 00:03:48,727 And then they bring out Maria. 44 00:03:49,812 --> 00:03:52,439 - Who is Maria? - Oh, Maria! 45 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:55,609 You can't say no to her. 46 00:03:55,818 --> 00:03:59,613 She's like this lycra, spandex-covered, gym treat. 47 00:04:01,783 --> 00:04:04,409 Do you need me to go with you and hold your hand? 48 00:04:04,661 --> 00:04:07,579 - No. - You're strong enough to face her? 49 00:04:07,789 --> 00:04:09,790 Oh, no. You'll have to come. 50 00:04:15,171 --> 00:04:16,338 Tribbiani. 51 00:04:16,589 --> 00:04:18,840 Hold on. I'll get the plunger. 52 00:04:20,677 --> 00:04:25,013 Hey. You hold on. You made my friend Rachel cry. 53 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:27,349 So you'll go and apologize to her... 54 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:29,559 ...unless you want me to call the landlord. 55 00:04:29,811 --> 00:04:30,978 And tell him what? 56 00:04:31,187 --> 00:04:33,689 Maybe you haven't heard of "not making girls cry." 57 00:04:33,982 --> 00:04:38,443 Maybe you haven't heard of the Rent Stabilization Act of 1968. 58 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:41,446 I have actually not heard of that. 59 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:45,826 Your friends are violating it. 60 00:04:46,077 --> 00:04:49,579 I've been nice until now, but I don't need this grief. 61 00:04:49,789 --> 00:04:51,373 I'm telling the landlord... 62 00:04:51,582 --> 00:04:54,835 ...Monica's illegally subletting her grandmother's place. 63 00:04:55,044 --> 00:04:57,337 Your friends are out of here, pal. 64 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:01,717 Why don't you tell me something I don't know? 65 00:05:05,471 --> 00:05:08,140 Somebody tell me I don't have to work today. 66 00:05:08,391 --> 00:05:09,599 What's the matter? 67 00:05:09,851 --> 00:05:12,978 My first massage is this incredibly gorgeous guy. 68 00:05:13,229 --> 00:05:14,896 Every time I see him, I want to... 69 00:05:15,189 --> 00:05:17,524 ...do things to him I can't charge for. 70 00:05:21,029 --> 00:05:22,696 So do them for free. 71 00:05:23,740 --> 00:05:25,907 No, it is forbidden. 72 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:31,621 No, no. Mrs. Potter fires people for messing around with clients. 73 00:05:31,873 --> 00:05:34,333 And it's against my oath as a masseuse. 74 00:05:35,043 --> 00:05:36,209 They make you take one? 75 00:05:36,419 --> 00:05:38,211 No, I made myself take one. 76 00:05:38,421 --> 00:05:40,672 No fooling around with clients... 77 00:05:40,882 --> 00:05:43,258 ...and, um, always be prepared. 78 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:50,098 That one's from the Boy Scouts, but it just makes good sense. 79 00:05:51,768 --> 00:05:53,769 Why not give him to someone else? 80 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:56,730 No, I can handle it. I'm a professional. 81 00:05:57,857 --> 00:06:00,442 Pheebs, is that a new ankle bracelet? 82 00:06:00,943 --> 00:06:02,361 You got a pedicure. 83 00:06:02,612 --> 00:06:04,071 Your feet are all dressed up. 84 00:06:05,907 --> 00:06:09,659 That's the only part he can see when he's on the table! 85 00:06:11,788 --> 00:06:13,872 You're going to do some feet flirting! 86 00:06:14,457 --> 00:06:17,334 I don't know what you're talking about. Heh. 87 00:06:18,503 --> 00:06:20,796 How do you explain the toe ring? 88 00:06:23,299 --> 00:06:27,135 It's Arabian Princess Day at work. Leave me alone! 89 00:06:32,850 --> 00:06:34,393 My hero! What happened? 90 00:06:35,603 --> 00:06:38,647 Well, I told him no one treats my friends like that. 91 00:06:38,856 --> 00:06:40,857 And he better apologize. See you! 92 00:06:41,150 --> 00:06:42,651 MONICA: Wait a minute. 93 00:06:43,361 --> 00:06:45,529 - What did he say? - Uh... 94 00:06:45,696 --> 00:06:49,366 He wouldn't apologize, because you're living here illegally. 95 00:06:49,617 --> 00:06:52,369 Instead, he'll evict you. See you later! 96 00:06:52,620 --> 00:06:55,831 - You got us evicted? - I told you not to go down there. 97 00:06:56,124 --> 00:06:57,332 He made Rachel cry! 98 00:06:57,542 --> 00:06:59,251 Rachel always cries! 99 00:07:00,503 --> 00:07:02,546 That's not true! 100 00:07:04,340 --> 00:07:07,217 You go down there, and you suck up to him. 101 00:07:07,510 --> 00:07:10,262 You suck like you've never sucked before! 102 00:07:11,556 --> 00:07:13,640 All right, I'll try. 103 00:07:13,850 --> 00:07:16,852 If I can't, you stay with us till you get settled. 104 00:07:17,019 --> 00:07:19,229 - Go! - All right, all right. 105 00:07:19,522 --> 00:07:22,065 I'll have to check first, but he'll be cool. 106 00:07:27,196 --> 00:07:31,408 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Remember what we talked about. You got to be strong. 107 00:07:31,659 --> 00:07:33,368 Yes, yes! 108 00:07:33,744 --> 00:07:35,078 Now one more time. 109 00:07:35,371 --> 00:07:37,539 [IN DEEP VOICE] Don't you want a washboard stomach... 110 00:07:37,707 --> 00:07:38,874 ...and rock-hard pecs? 111 00:07:39,041 --> 00:07:42,711 No, I want a flabby gut and saggy man-breasts. 112 00:07:43,754 --> 00:07:45,881 - [IN NORMAL VOICE] Good. That's good. - Okay. 113 00:07:51,596 --> 00:07:53,096 I want to quit the gym. 114 00:07:53,723 --> 00:07:55,223 You want to quit? 115 00:07:58,978 --> 00:08:00,687 I want to quit the gym. 116 00:08:01,230 --> 00:08:05,484 You do realize you won't have access to our new Swedish spa? 117 00:08:06,819 --> 00:08:08,570 [GRUNTS] 118 00:08:11,407 --> 00:08:13,492 I want to quit the gym. 119 00:08:14,243 --> 00:08:17,746 Dave in the Membership Office handles quitters. 120 00:08:20,082 --> 00:08:22,417 Excuse me. Are you a member? 121 00:08:23,085 --> 00:08:24,211 Me? 122 00:08:24,921 --> 00:08:27,506 - No. - Sorry. Members only. 123 00:08:30,468 --> 00:08:32,219 I want to quit the gym! 124 00:08:32,428 --> 00:08:35,013 It's okay, man. Be strong. 125 00:08:35,264 --> 00:08:39,267 [GRUNTS] 126 00:08:40,728 --> 00:08:43,855 So are you a member of any gym? 127 00:08:44,106 --> 00:08:47,776 No, and I'm not going to be. So save your little speech. 128 00:08:47,985 --> 00:08:49,528 Okay, no problem. 129 00:08:49,779 --> 00:08:51,112 Could you come here? 130 00:08:54,158 --> 00:08:55,617 Hi, I'm Maria. 131 00:08:56,452 --> 00:08:57,494 Hi, M... 132 00:09:11,008 --> 00:09:12,968 Wow. You have really pretty feet. 133 00:09:14,679 --> 00:09:16,179 These old things? Ha. 134 00:09:17,807 --> 00:09:21,685 Would you spend time on my sciatic area? It's killing me. 135 00:09:23,729 --> 00:09:24,980 You mean... 136 00:09:25,147 --> 00:09:27,649 By sciatic, you mean... 137 00:09:27,942 --> 00:09:29,943 ...the towel-covered portion? 138 00:09:30,152 --> 00:09:31,194 Yeah. 139 00:09:31,821 --> 00:09:33,697 Sure, I can do that. 140 00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:37,576 Because, um, the muscles in the sciatic area can get... 141 00:09:37,827 --> 00:09:40,203 ...real nice and tight. 142 00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:48,962 Yeah. So, um, tell me, Rick, how did you injure the area? 143 00:09:49,171 --> 00:09:51,840 A 16-hour sit-in for Greenpeace. 144 00:09:52,091 --> 00:09:53,425 Oh. 145 00:10:01,809 --> 00:10:03,101 Ow! 146 00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:05,770 - Did you just bite me? - No! 147 00:10:14,196 --> 00:10:15,238 What? 148 00:10:15,489 --> 00:10:18,867 Please don't kick the girls out. This was my fault. 149 00:10:19,076 --> 00:10:21,745 You want me to kick you guys out instead? 150 00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:25,415 You can't. Where would the chick and the duck live? 151 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:29,252 - You have pets? - No. No, no, no. 152 00:10:29,420 --> 00:10:31,046 Those are, uh, nicknames. 153 00:10:31,255 --> 00:10:33,757 I'm the chick, and Chandler's the duck. 154 00:10:34,216 --> 00:10:38,261 Huh. I would've thought it was the other way around. 155 00:10:39,430 --> 00:10:41,640 Come on. Let the girls stay. 156 00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:43,558 I'll do whatever you want. 157 00:10:43,809 --> 00:10:45,644 Really? You'd do anything? 158 00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:47,145 Yeah, absolutely. 159 00:10:47,938 --> 00:10:50,398 - I got something. - What is it? 160 00:10:53,152 --> 00:10:55,445 Can you be my dancing partner? 161 00:10:58,282 --> 00:11:00,283 That's not prison lingo, is it? 162 00:11:09,168 --> 00:11:10,752 - His dancing partner? - Yeah. 163 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:14,381 There's this superintendents' dance, "The Super Ball." 164 00:11:16,717 --> 00:11:20,512 He wants to impress Marge, this lady super he likes. 165 00:11:20,721 --> 00:11:22,722 Why not practice with a girl? 166 00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:24,015 He's too shy. 167 00:11:24,225 --> 00:11:27,227 He's not good enough to dance with girls yet. 168 00:11:27,436 --> 00:11:28,395 Yeah, right. 169 00:11:28,604 --> 00:11:32,941 He almost danced me right down that garbage chute. 170 00:11:33,609 --> 00:11:36,945 Would you let it go already? You're fine. 171 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:43,201 - Hey. - So did you quit? 172 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,036 No. I almost did. 173 00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:48,665 Couldn't leave Ross there without a spotter. 174 00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:51,209 Wait, now, so you joined the gym? 175 00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:53,920 [LAUGHING] 176 00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:57,132 And that's funny, why? 177 00:11:57,425 --> 00:11:59,300 Oh, ahem... 178 00:11:59,468 --> 00:12:03,805 I was just, you know, picturing you working out, and... 179 00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:06,141 Well, that's it. 180 00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:09,144 We're doomed. 181 00:12:09,311 --> 00:12:13,773 They'll take $50 a month from our accounts for the rest of our lives. 182 00:12:13,941 --> 00:12:14,983 What'll we do? 183 00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:18,069 You could actually go to the gym. 184 00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:21,448 [LAUGHING] 185 00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:24,492 Or... 186 00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:26,828 Or we could go to the bank... 187 00:12:27,079 --> 00:12:30,915 ...close our accounts and cut them off at the source. 188 00:12:32,334 --> 00:12:33,960 You're a genius. 189 00:12:34,211 --> 00:12:37,505 Oh, man! But then we won't be bank buddies. 190 00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:39,841 Now there's two reasons. 191 00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:45,138 GROUP: Hey. 192 00:12:45,347 --> 00:12:49,517 You guys, remember that cute client I told you about? 193 00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:50,852 I bit him. 194 00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:55,774 - Where? - On the tushy. 195 00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:58,193 And that's not against your oath? 196 00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:01,863 I know, but the moment I touch him... 197 00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:06,242 ...I want to throw out my old oath and take a new, dirty one. 198 00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:10,163 Next time, try to distract yourself. 199 00:13:10,372 --> 00:13:12,874 Like when I'm doing something exciting... 200 00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:16,044 ...and I don't want to get too... 201 00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:17,712 ...excited. 202 00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:21,758 I try and think of other things. Like, uh, sandwiches... 203 00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:23,760 ...and, uh, baseball... 204 00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:27,388 ...and, uh, Chandler. 205 00:13:29,391 --> 00:13:31,559 - Thank you. - Oh, no, thank you. 206 00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:37,232 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 207 00:13:38,859 --> 00:13:41,861 All right, I'm here. Let's get this over with. 208 00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:44,113 Okay, uh, well... 209 00:13:44,281 --> 00:13:46,241 ...just follow my lead. 210 00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:47,575 [UPBEAT SWING MUSIC PLAYING] 211 00:13:47,868 --> 00:13:51,371 Don't we need to do some kind of preparation first? 212 00:13:51,580 --> 00:13:53,706 Like get really drunk? 213 00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:57,585 Come on. Hey, just put your arms around me. 214 00:14:05,427 --> 00:14:06,761 I'm sorry. 215 00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:10,014 No. It's okay. But if I'm Marge... 216 00:14:10,224 --> 00:14:12,225 ...my breasts are coming out my back. 217 00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:15,603 Ah, forget it! I'm not being any good at this. 218 00:14:15,771 --> 00:14:16,813 [MUSIC STOPS] 219 00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:18,064 My mom was right. 220 00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:21,109 I'm just a big potato with arms and legs and a head. 221 00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:25,947 Come on, man. You're not a potato. 222 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:29,534 I'm sure as hell not a dancer. It's no use. 223 00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:32,328 Marge will never go for me. 224 00:14:33,455 --> 00:14:35,957 Come on, Treeger. Don't say that. 225 00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:37,959 You just need more practice. 226 00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:40,378 Come on. Let's try it again. 227 00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:42,589 [UPBEAT SWING MUSIC PLAYING] 228 00:14:44,633 --> 00:14:47,385 Plus, it was probably mostly my fault anyway. 229 00:14:47,636 --> 00:14:50,889 I'm not that comfortable dancing with a... Whee-hee! 230 00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:53,641 - Hey! - Yeah. 231 00:14:57,438 --> 00:14:59,898 So how goes the dancing? Gay yet? 232 00:15:03,485 --> 00:15:05,987 Ha-ha-ha. You guys owe me bigtime. 233 00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:12,368 What was that? 234 00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:16,748 - What? - You just did a little dancy thing. 235 00:15:16,957 --> 00:15:19,250 - No, I didn't. - Yes, you did. 236 00:15:19,501 --> 00:15:22,295 - You did a little hop. - You are so enjoying this. 237 00:15:22,504 --> 00:15:23,838 No, I'm not. 238 00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:27,133 And it wasn't a hop. It was a pas de bourrée. 239 00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:32,388 You know the words! 240 00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:34,265 You are so into this! 241 00:15:34,516 --> 00:15:38,895 Maybe I'm enjoying it a little. I'm getting pretty good at it. 242 00:15:39,855 --> 00:15:44,150 This is so sweet. Joey, our little twinkletoes. 243 00:15:44,985 --> 00:15:47,445 This isn't some kind of girly dance. 244 00:15:47,696 --> 00:15:50,698 It's like a sport, it's manly. 245 00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:53,826 - Show me some "manly" moves. - All right. 246 00:15:57,873 --> 00:15:59,374 I don't know how to lead. 247 00:16:06,423 --> 00:16:08,049 ROSS: Hello. CHANDLER: Hi. 248 00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:10,385 We'd like to close our accounts. 249 00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:13,137 Close your accounts? Is there a problem? 250 00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:16,933 - No, no. - No, we'd just like to close them. 251 00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:18,226 Okay... 252 00:16:18,727 --> 00:16:21,020 Ms. Lambert handles all our closures. 253 00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:23,231 Would you come over here, please? 254 00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:26,234 Hi, I'm Karen. 255 00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:29,237 I want to quit the bank! 256 00:16:33,742 --> 00:16:35,576 PHOEBE [THINKING]: Okay. Baseball. 257 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:39,455 Rick playing baseball. He slides into second. 258 00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:42,083 Maybe even his pants come down a little. 259 00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:43,751 Oh, no, wait! No. 260 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,587 Okay, sandwiches. Sandwiches. Um... 261 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:48,715 Okay, on a plate. 262 00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:51,759 Maybe Rick's pants come down a little. No! No! 263 00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:54,554 Chandler. 264 00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:57,890 Okay, Chandler. Ooh, that's working! 265 00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:08,067 Chandler's knees. 266 00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:11,404 Chandler's ankles. 267 00:17:11,613 --> 00:17:13,614 Chandler's ankle hair. 268 00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:15,241 Oh, no! 269 00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:17,910 Okay, you're all set. Heh. 270 00:17:18,078 --> 00:17:20,621 Oh, wow! That was amazing! 271 00:17:20,914 --> 00:17:23,291 - Was that really just an hour? - Yeah. 272 00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:26,586 In really long hour-world. 273 00:17:26,795 --> 00:17:27,920 What? 274 00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:30,423 Ugh! Okay... 275 00:17:31,925 --> 00:17:33,801 I have an enormous crush on you. 276 00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:36,888 But since you're a client, I can't ask you out... 277 00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:39,932 ...even though you give me the feelings. 278 00:17:40,684 --> 00:17:43,311 Wow. I had no idea. 279 00:17:43,937 --> 00:17:45,229 But, uh... 280 00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:47,523 I can always find another masseuse. 281 00:17:48,025 --> 00:17:49,025 Really? 282 00:17:49,276 --> 00:17:51,235 Yeah, really. 283 00:17:56,533 --> 00:17:57,575 What? 284 00:17:57,785 --> 00:18:00,161 Suddenly I'm very aware I'm naked. 285 00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:03,664 Quiet down. 286 00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:09,837 Mr. Simon's been waiting... Oh, my God! 287 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,547 Why wasn't I offered that? 288 00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:14,592 I'd definitely pay more for that. 289 00:18:16,136 --> 00:18:19,764 We have rules here. This is not that kind of place. 290 00:18:19,973 --> 00:18:22,809 I know, but this isn't how it looks at all... 291 00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:25,561 ...because Rick is, um, my husband. 292 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,313 POTTER: Oh, really? 293 00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:29,690 You'd better tell his other wife. 294 00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:32,443 She called three times asking where he is. 295 00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:37,782 Yes, I will tell her. 296 00:18:40,577 --> 00:18:43,204 - So you didn't leave the bank? - No. 297 00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:47,208 And somehow we ended up with a joint checking account. 298 00:18:48,585 --> 00:18:50,670 What will you ever use that for? 299 00:18:50,879 --> 00:18:53,381 To pay for the gym. 300 00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:56,592 ALL: Hey! 301 00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:58,803 So I had a great day. 302 00:18:59,012 --> 00:19:01,389 Rick and I hit it off. We were making out. 303 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:04,851 Then my boss walked in and fired me for being a whore. 304 00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:06,102 ALL: What? 305 00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:08,146 - You got fired? - Oh, my gosh! 306 00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:12,233 It's so weird. I have never been fired from anything. 307 00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:14,068 Sweetie. 308 00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:18,322 I started walking around, not knowing what to do next. 309 00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:23,202 I started asking people on the street if they wanted massages. 310 00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:26,581 Then these policemen thought I was a whore too. 311 00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:29,584 It's really been a bad day, whore-wise. 312 00:19:30,919 --> 00:19:32,170 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 313 00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:37,425 Hey, Duck. Is Chick here? 314 00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:43,055 Yeah, Bunny Rabbit. 315 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,434 Ready for our last practice? 316 00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:50,771 We're not getting that spin right, because my place is small. 317 00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:54,442 - Want to use our place? - No, I had another idea. 318 00:20:36,693 --> 00:20:37,985 We did it! 319 00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:40,321 That was incredible! 320 00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:44,075 That was amazing! We totally nailed it! 321 00:20:44,284 --> 00:20:47,245 Hey, listen. Thanks a lot, Tribbiani. Heh. 322 00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:49,622 Oh, my God! Look at the time. 323 00:20:49,831 --> 00:20:51,916 I got to catch the bus to the ball. 324 00:20:52,459 --> 00:20:54,585 Oh! Okay... 325 00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:56,462 - Good luck. - Yeah. 326 00:20:56,713 --> 00:21:00,716 Unless you want to practice the fox trot. Or the tango? 327 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,469 Aw, thanks, but no. 328 00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:07,473 You see, I think I'm ready to dance with girls. 329 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,350 Okay, heh... 330 00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:11,852 - Go get them, Treeger. - Right. 331 00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:17,733 Hey, uh... 332 00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:19,860 You want to come? Marge has a friend. 333 00:21:21,029 --> 00:21:22,113 - Really? - Yeah. 334 00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:24,991 You'd dance good with her. She's the same size as me. 335 00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:26,867 No, I'm good. 336 00:21:44,594 --> 00:21:47,388 You've got great experience. 337 00:21:47,556 --> 00:21:49,890 Let's see. Reason for leaving last job? 338 00:21:50,058 --> 00:21:51,892 They thought I was a whore. 339 00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:57,273 Okay. We'll give you a call if anything comes up. 340 00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:01,235 Great. Thank you very much. 341 00:22:09,453 --> 00:22:11,454 [English - US - SDH]