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[COAT RIPS]

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Wow. That ripped.

3
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That ripped real nice.

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How many times do I have to tell you?
You turn and slide.

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You know? Turn and slide.

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No, you don't turn and slide.

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You throw it out.

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I'm tired of having to get a tetanus shot
every time I get dressed.

9
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Well, we're not throwing it out.
I built this thing with my own hands.

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All right.

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How about we sell it?

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All right.

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But you're gonna have to tell them.

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[BIRDS CHIRPING]

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You mind if we stick you in a different
cabinet? They seem all right with it.

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[ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS]

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CHIP [ON RECORDING]: Monica, it's Chip.
- Yes.

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- Who's Chip?
- Shh.

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CHIP:
It was good running into you today.

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So, uh, here's my number. 555-9323.
Give me a call. Later.

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Chip is Chip Matthews.

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The guy who took Rachel to the prom?
Why's he calling you?

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Because I ran into him at the bank.
He is still so cute.

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Monica, you're so lucky.
He's, like, the most popular guy in school.

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I know.

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Chip? Hi, it's Monica.

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Okay.

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Okay. Goodbye.

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Oh, my God.
We just had the best conversation.

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- I was just leaving.
RACHEL: Good.

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Because I've got a product report
to read.

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It's, like, eight pages.
I hope I don't fall asleep.

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Why? Did you write it?

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Whoa.

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Look at that.

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Chip Matthews called.
I wonder what he wants.

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Well, uh, actually...

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I bet he sensed that I was ready
to have sex with another guy.

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Well, um...

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Why don't you give him a call?

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Okay.

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[CLEARS THROAT]

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- Are you sure you want to hear this?
- Oh, I'm sure.

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Chip. Hi, it's Rachel.

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Rachel Green.

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Yeah. Um, you left me a message?

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Yes, you did.
My roommate wrote it down.

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Monica Geller?

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Oh.

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Oh, that's right.

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He called to ask out Monica.

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That's got to be embarrassing.

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[SINGING]
Dumb drunken bitch

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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

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Thank you. Thanks. Ha, ha.

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Now here's a question.

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Where'd you guys get the "finest oak
east of the Mississippi"?

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Uh-uh. First you tell us where you got
the prettiest lace in all the land.

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I'm reading your ad.

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- Looks good, huh?
ROSS: Yeah.

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"Stunning entertainment center, fine...

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Fine Italian craftsmanship."

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Oh, my God. You guys are selling
the entertainment center?

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- Why? I love that thing.
- You want it?

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- Oh, no.
- No.

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Uh, Gepetto?

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Five thousand dollars?

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Are you insane?

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Hey, the ad alone cost 300 bucks.

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All right, look, I'm changing it to $50
or your best offer.

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What kind of profit is that?
And you call yourself an accountant?

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No.

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Oh.

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What do you do?

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I can't believe you don't know
what I do for a living.

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- I actually don't know.
- Yeah, something to do with numbers?

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[CAT MEOWS]

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Oh, my God, no. Shoo, kitty. No.

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No, no. Shoo. Come on, you. Come on.

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Crazy.

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- Oh, my God.
- What?

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Nothing. Nothing.

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What? What's wrong?

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I just...

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I just have this really strong feeling
that this cat is my mother.

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You mean, the mom you met in Montauk?
She was a cat?

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No. No, no. She was a human lady.

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This is the spirit of my mom, Lily.
The one that killed herself.

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Are you sure she's in the cat?

90
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Or have you been taking your grandma's
glaucoma medicine again?

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No, Dr. Skeptismo.

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I'm sure. First of all,
okay, there's the feeling.

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Okay, and for another, how about the fact
that she went into my guitar case...

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...which is lined with orange felt.

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My mother's favorite fish
was orange roughy.

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Cats like fish.

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[SCOFFS]

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Hi, Mommy.

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Oh. I haven't seen this smile in 17 years.

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- Dude, Phoebe's mom's got a huge pair of...
- Let it go.

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Hey.

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Um, when were you gonna tell me
that you're going out with Chip Matthews?

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Now?

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- Is it okay if I go out with Chip Matthews?
- No. It's not okay.

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I can't believe you'd want to
after what he did to me.

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What, that thing at the prom?

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Monica, I couldn't find him for two hours.
He was having sex with Amy Welsh.

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Come on, that was back in high school.
How could that still bother you?

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I mean, why of all people
do you have to go out with Chip?

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Look, you and I went to different schools.

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Okay, that doesn't help because
we went to the same high school.

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You went to one
where you were popular.

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And you got to ride off
on Chip's motorcycle...

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...and wear his letterman jacket.

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I went to one where I wore a band uniform
that you had to have specially made.

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They had to have that specially made?

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It was a project
for one of the Home Ec. Classes.

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Oh, my God.
They told us that was for the mascot.

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Back then I thought
that I'd never, ever get the chance...

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...to go out with a Chip Matthews.

121
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And now he's called me up
and asked me out.

122
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And the fat girl inside of me
really wants to go. I owe her this.

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I never let her eat.

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- Oh, you go out with him.
- Oh, really?

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Yeah.

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If it's possible,
could you leave him somewhere...

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...and go have sex with another guy?

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I'll try.

129
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So you guys having any luck
getting rid of the entertainment center?

130
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There were a couple calls last night...

131
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...but, uh, I don't think any of them
are gonna work out.

132
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Yes, Joey has a very careful
screening process.

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Apparently not everyone is qualified
to own wood and nails.

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Stop it. Stop it.

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She keeps squirming
and trying to get away.

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Just like when she was alive.

137
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So, Pheebs, how long is your mom
gonna be with us?

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Well, I'm not sure.

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I mean, I guess until she, you know,
gets used to the fact that there's...

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...you know, a new mom.

141
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You know, I think she's worried
that she's gonna be replaced.

142
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Well, that's not gonna happen, is it? No.

143
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Okay, I have to return a call
in the other room.

144
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Why can't you use the phone in here?

145
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Well, I'm returning a call from
a certain mom at the B-E-A-C-H.

146
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I just spelled the wrong word.

147
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So, guys, am I crazy or does Phoebe's mom
remind anyone else of a cat?

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- Ross, don't start.
ROSS: Come on.

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You can't tell me you actually believe
that there's a woman inside that cat?

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I believe it.

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- No, you don't.
- Yes, I do.

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ROSS:
No, you...

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You know what?

154
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You're not gonna suck me into this.

155
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Oh, sure I am.
Because you always have to be right.

156
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I do not always have... Okay, okay.

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[ROSS CHUCKLES]

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Jurassic Park could happen.

159
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Wow. That's, uh... That's pretty nice.

160
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"Pretty nice"?

161
00:10:16,907 --> 00:10:19,618
You'll have to pardon my roommate.
He wanted to marry this.

162
00:10:20,703 --> 00:10:24,164
We don't have 50 bucks.
But would you be willing to trade for it?

163
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We got a canoe.

164
00:10:33,507 --> 00:10:35,717
You know,
I really don't think we need a canoe.

165
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You gotta take the canoe.

166
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All right, just...

167
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Just take the entertainment center.

168
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And then when you get home,
throw the canoe away.

169
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We're not throwing it away.
I built that canoe.

170
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Good for you.

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You guys, you're never gonna believe
what I just found on a telephone pole.

172
00:11:01,786 --> 00:11:03,370
Looks kind of familiar?

173
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Apparently Phoebe's mother
also goes by the name Julio.

174
00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:12,379
You guys, there's a little girl
in SoHo looking for this cat.

175
00:11:12,546 --> 00:11:16,591
- I mean, you know what that means?
- Yeah, 200-dollar reward split five ways.

176
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Do we have to tell her?

177
00:11:21,055 --> 00:11:25,058
- Yes, we have to tell her.
- Oh, but it's made her so happy.

178
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Little girl misses her cat.

179
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Crazy lady thinks her mother is in a cat.

180
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Okay, ha, ha, you know what?
I have to go have dinner with my son.

181
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Can I trust that when you see Phoebe,
you will tell her?

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GROUP:
Yeah.

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Thank you.

184
00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:46,454
Ugh. I hate it when Ross is right.

185
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- He is right, isn't he?
- You know what?

186
00:11:48,999 --> 00:11:50,875
This might be one of the times
when he's wrong.

187
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JOEY & RACHEL: You think?
- Oh, no, he's right.

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- Hi.
GROUP: Hi. Hey.

189
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Uh, Pheebs, ahem...

190
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- About your mom, heh.
PHOEBE: Yeah?

191
00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:10,937
How's that going?

192
00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:14,274
So great.
Oh, we took a nap together today.

193
00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:16,818
My mom fell asleep on my tummy
and purred.

194
00:12:19,196 --> 00:12:21,072
That's so sweet.

195
00:12:23,492 --> 00:12:25,076
I'm gonna get some coffee.

196
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[MONICA CLEARS THROAT]

197
00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:34,502
Huh? What'd you say, Joe?
I'll be right there.

198
00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:37,922
[RACHEL CLEARS THROAT]

199
00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:41,259
- Pheebs...
- I just feel so...

200
00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:43,636
- All right.
- I'm coming already.

201
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,185
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

202
00:12:50,352 --> 00:12:52,645
MONICA:
Not yet, not yet, not yet.

203
00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:00,862
- Hello, Chip.
- Hey, Rach. How you doing?

204
00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:02,530
I'm great. I'm great.

205
00:13:02,698 --> 00:13:05,825
Got a great job at Bloomingdale's.
I have wonderful friends.

206
00:13:05,993 --> 00:13:07,952
And even though I'm not
seeing anyone right now...

207
00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:10,663
...I've really never felt better
about myself.

208
00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:14,584
So, uh, Monica ready yet?

209
00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:20,048
She'll be out in a second.

210
00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:23,301
So, Chip, how's, um, Amy Welsh?

211
00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:26,638
Amy Welsh?
Wow, I haven't seen her since...

212
00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:30,517
So, Monica about ready?

213
00:13:33,103 --> 00:13:35,563
This is the unit for you, my friend.

214
00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:38,608
Sturdy construction,
tons of storage compartments.

215
00:13:38,776 --> 00:13:41,027
Some big enough to fit a grown man.

216
00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:42,904
What?

217
00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:45,782
Oh, yeah, I got in there myself once.

218
00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:48,243
My roommate bet me 5 bucks
that I couldn't.

219
00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:50,912
And then he stuck a board
through the handles and locked me in.

220
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,705
Ha, ha. Yeah.

221
00:13:52,873 --> 00:13:55,708
It was funny till I started feeling
like I was in a coffin.

222
00:13:57,878 --> 00:14:01,214
No, you... You can't fit in that thing.
That's not deep enough.

223
00:14:01,632 --> 00:14:03,216
Oh, yeah?

224
00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:06,761
If I can't...

225
00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:09,347
...I'll knock 5 bucks off the price
of the unit.

226
00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,766
- All right, you have yourself a deal.
- Okay.

227
00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:13,268
[CHUCKLES]

228
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:19,232
See? I told you.

229
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:24,904
Sometimes I come in here
just to get away from it.

230
00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:28,950
Hey, a nickel.

231
00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:34,581
Here we are.

232
00:14:34,748 --> 00:14:36,833
Oh, my God, you still have the Chipper.

233
00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:38,501
The what?

234
00:14:38,669 --> 00:14:42,297
That's what we used to call
your, uh, motorcycle in high school.

235
00:14:42,464 --> 00:14:44,382
You know, a motorcycle's a chopper.

236
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,467
And you're Chip.

237
00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:48,303
Never mind.

238
00:14:48,470 --> 00:14:50,972
No, I think it's cute.

239
00:14:55,102 --> 00:14:56,352
Wow.

240
00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:58,521
A lipper from the Chipper.

241
00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:02,775
So are you still in touch
with anyone from high school?

242
00:15:02,943 --> 00:15:05,153
Um, there's Rachel...

243
00:15:06,113 --> 00:15:08,239
...and that's it. How about you?

244
00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:10,617
Oh, yeah, I still hang
with Simens and Zana.

245
00:15:10,784 --> 00:15:13,661
You know, and I see Spindler a lot,
and Levine, Kelly.

246
00:15:13,829 --> 00:15:15,830
And I run into Goldie
from time to time...

247
00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:18,416
...Stick, Brown, Sulkov, McGuire...

248
00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:20,835
...J.T., Beardsley.

249
00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:22,462
Is that all?

250
00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:25,673
Ah, you know, after high school,
you just kind of lose touch.

251
00:15:27,217 --> 00:15:29,010
Oh, yeah, I ran into Richard Dorfman.

252
00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:30,678
- Oh, how is he?
- Not so good.

253
00:15:30,846 --> 00:15:33,306
Me and Simens gave him a wedgie.
Ha-ha-ha.

254
00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:37,310
- Isn't he an architect now?
- Yeah, they still wear underwear.

255
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,367
Oh, my God.

256
00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:56,537
JOEY:
What?

257
00:15:58,832 --> 00:16:01,793
- Are you all right?
- Yeah.

258
00:16:03,003 --> 00:16:04,837
What happened?

259
00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:08,967
Oh, man, he promised
he wouldn't take the chairs.

260
00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:11,511
What the hell happened?
How were you locked in there?

261
00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:14,055
Where the hell is all of our stuff?

262
00:16:14,431 --> 00:16:16,516
Well, this guy came by
to look at the unit...

263
00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:19,435
...and he said he didn't think
it was big enough to fit a grown man.

264
00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:22,730
So you got in voluntarily?

265
00:16:22,898 --> 00:16:25,608
I was trying to make a sale.

266
00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:29,112
Oh, man. If I ever run into that guy again,
you know what I'm gonna do?

267
00:16:29,279 --> 00:16:31,239
Bend over?

268
00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:38,871
And then Zana just let one rip.

269
00:16:39,039 --> 00:16:40,581
[LAUGHING]

270
00:16:43,919 --> 00:16:47,463
Look, not that I don't enjoy talking about
people who we went to high school with...

271
00:16:47,631 --> 00:16:49,674
...because I do.
CHIP: Ha, ha.

272
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:52,176
But, um, maybe we can talk
about something else.

273
00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:54,721
Like you.
I don't even know where you work.

274
00:16:54,888 --> 00:16:57,306
- You know where I work.
- I do?

275
00:16:57,474 --> 00:17:00,393
The movie theater.
You used to come in all the time.

276
00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:05,940
- You still work at the Multiplex?
- Like I'd give up that job. Ha, ha.

277
00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:09,068
Free popcorn and candy
any time I want?

278
00:17:09,236 --> 00:17:11,946
- I can get you free posters for your room.
- Thanks, I'm set.

279
00:17:14,324 --> 00:17:15,575
Do you live with your parents?

280
00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:17,952
Yeah, but I can stay out as late as I want.

281
00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:26,377
Wow, they really got you guys.
Your TV, the chairs.

282
00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:29,297
Yeah, your microwave, the stereo.

283
00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:32,884
Oh, man, he took the five of spades.

284
00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:35,553
Oh, no, no, here it is.

285
00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:39,098
Oh, my God. What happened?

286
00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:43,936
Oh. Um, Joey was born, and then
28 years later, I was robbed.

287
00:17:47,983 --> 00:17:49,817
So how was your date?

288
00:17:49,985 --> 00:17:53,404
Well, you know how I always wanted
to go out with Chip in high school?

289
00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:57,825
Well, tonight, I actually went out
with Chip Matthews in high school.

290
00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:00,244
Oh, honey, I'm sorry.

291
00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:03,331
No, it's okay. Not only did I get
to go out with Chip Matthews...

292
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:05,291
...I got to dump Chip Matthews.

293
00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:08,336
- Oh, that's so great.
- I know.

294
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,130
- Hey.
- Hey.

295
00:18:11,298 --> 00:18:13,299
So, uh,
what did the insurance company say?

296
00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:14,509
Oh, they said, uh:

297
00:18:14,676 --> 00:18:18,012
"You don't have insurance here,
so stop calling us."

298
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:22,809
You didn't tell her?

299
00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:26,437
[ROSS SIGHS]

300
00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:28,523
Okay, fine.

301
00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:30,817
- Pheebs?
- Yeah. Hi.

302
00:18:30,984 --> 00:18:34,112
Hi. Listen, uh...

303
00:18:34,571 --> 00:18:37,657
...this cat belongs to a little girl.

304
00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:41,119
All right?
There are flyers all over the place.

305
00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:43,496
I'm sorry, sweetie.

306
00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:46,749
Hey, we can take her
back with you if you want.

307
00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:50,586
Oh. Mm-hm.

308
00:18:50,754 --> 00:18:54,257
But, you know, she chose to find me.

309
00:18:54,424 --> 00:18:56,759
I mean, I have to respect her decision,
right?

310
00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:01,055
- That's a good call.
- That's right.

311
00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:03,808
No, no. Hey, enough is enough.

312
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:06,394
Look, I'm sorry
that you feel guilty or whatever...

313
00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:10,106
...about spending time with your new mom.
But this is not your old mom.

314
00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:11,774
This is a cat. Okay?

315
00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:14,569
Julio the cat.

316
00:19:14,736 --> 00:19:16,612
Not Mom. Cat.

317
00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:24,579
It's okay.

318
00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:28,249
Ross, how many parents have you lost?

319
00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:30,751
None.

320
00:19:30,919 --> 00:19:34,630
Okay, then you don't know what it feels like
when one of them comes back. Do you?

321
00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:41,429
I believe this is my mother.

322
00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:43,931
Even if I'm wrong, who cares?

323
00:19:44,099 --> 00:19:47,560
Just be a friend, okay? Be supportive.

324
00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:52,148
I'm sorry.

325
00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:54,734
Okay.

326
00:19:56,403 --> 00:19:58,404
I don't know what to say. Heh.

327
00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:05,119
You could say you're sorry to her mom.

328
00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:13,920
I think she would like that.

329
00:20:24,973 --> 00:20:27,725
Come here. Here, come here, come here.

330
00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:31,687
Mrs. Buffay?

331
00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:36,317
Sorry about what I said.

332
00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:40,780
Um, it was insensitive of me to say...

333
00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:43,282
...that you were just a cat.

334
00:20:45,535 --> 00:20:50,831
When, clearly, you are also
the reincarnated spirit...

335
00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:52,458
...of my friend's mother.

336
00:20:55,545 --> 00:20:57,088
Thank you.

337
00:20:57,756 --> 00:20:59,757
- We both forgive you.
- Heh.

338
00:21:01,468 --> 00:21:03,427
What are you gonna do
about the little girl?

339
00:21:03,595 --> 00:21:06,347
Yeah. Okay, listen.

340
00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:10,851
Um, Mom, I hope you know
that you still mean a lot to me.

341
00:21:11,019 --> 00:21:13,604
And you're welcome
to come back any time.

342
00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:15,481
Pheebs?

343
00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:19,235
If she could come back as a couch,
we'd really appreciate it.

344
00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:22,780
Come on, Mom,
I'm gonna take you home.

345
00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:25,116
- I'll go with you.
MONICA: Me too.

346
00:21:26,368 --> 00:21:29,078
Oh, uh, you know, I got an extra futon.

347
00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:33,165
Dude, you don't have to brag.
We got nothing here.

348
00:22:14,499 --> 00:22:16,500
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