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Wait a minute.
You're telling me this actress person...

2
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...is the only woman you ever wanted
who didn't want you back?

3
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Yeah.

4
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Oh, my God.

5
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Is this what it's like to be you?

6
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- Wow, you're really crazy about her, huh?
- Oh. You have no idea.

7
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And when we're on-stage,
I get to kiss her and touch her.

8
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But then she goes home
with the director...

9
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...and it's like somebody's
ripping out my heart.

10
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Oh, it's so great to see you
feeling like this.

11
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- Hey.
ALL: Hey.

12
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Monica, uh, Dad called this morning...

13
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...and, uh, Aunt Sylvia passed away.

14
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Yes. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

15
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We were all pretty shaken up about it.

16
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Wait, am I missing something?

17
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Because I always thought death
was supposed to be sad, in a way.

18
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Well, uh, Aunt Sylvia was...

19
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...well, not a nice person.

20
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No, she was a cruel, cranky old bitch.

21
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And I'm sorry she died.

22
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Did Dad say I get the dollhouse?

23
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- You get the dollhouse.
- I get the dollhouse.

24
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Wow. A house for dolls. That is so cool.

25
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When I was a kid, I had a barrel.

26
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Uh, Pheebs, you had a barrel
for a dollhouse?

27
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No, just a barrel.

28
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You know what?
You can play with my dollhouse.

29
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- Really? Really?
- Any time you want.

30
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When I was younger, all I wanted to do
was to play with this dollhouse.

31
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But no. It was to be looked at,
but never played with.

32
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My grandmother used to say
that exact same thing to me.

33
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- Hey, Sophie.
- Hey, Rach.

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BOTH:
Hey.

35
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Thanks for lunch, Chandler.
You didn't have to walk me here.

36
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Oh, that's okay. No problem.

37
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Honey, you do realize we don't keep
the women's lingerie here in the office.

38
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[CHUCKLES]

39
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Yes, I realize that.

40
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- Summer catalog.
- That's the stuff.

41
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Rachel, I need the Versace invoice.

42
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Hello. You don't work for me.

43
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RACHEL: Joanna, this is my friend
Chandler Bing. Joanna.

44
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Bing? Heh. That's a great name.

45
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Thanks, it's Gaelic for,
"Thy turkey's done."

46
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[CHUCKLES]

47
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- So, uh, I'm gonna go. Nice meeting you.
- You too.

48
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RACHEL:
Bye, Chandler.

49
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So, uh, what's wrong with him?

50
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Oh, nothing. He's just goofy like that.
I actually hardly notice it anymore.

51
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Oh, no, no, no. I mean, is he, um, married
or involved with anyone?

52
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No, no. He's not married or involved
with anyone.

53
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Oh, Rachel...

54
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Actually, you know what? Forget it.

55
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- I'll ask him for you if you want me to.
JOANNA: Would you?

56
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Or is it just too sad and desperate...

57
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...you know,
something that Sophie would do?

58
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- I am here.
- I know that.

59
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Look at it.

60
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Oh.

61
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Wallpaper's a little faded.
That's okay.

62
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Carpet's a little loose.

63
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Hardwood floors?

64
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- Hey. Oh!
CHANDLER: Hello.

65
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Oh, Monica.

66
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- It's so beautiful.
- I know.

67
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- So I'm here, ready to play. Hee-hee.
- Okay.

68
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I brought a bunch of stuff
for the house, so check it out. Ha, ha.

69
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What's this?

70
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That's a dog.
Every house should have a dog.

71
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Not one that can pee on the roof.

72
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Well, maybe it's so big because the house
was built on radioactive waste.

73
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And is this in case the house sneezes?

74
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No. No, that's the ghost for the attic.

75
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- I don't want a ghost.
- Well, nobody wants a ghost.

76
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But you've got one...

77
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...because the house is sitting on
an ancient Indian burial ground.

78
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Wait a minute. The house
was built on radioactive waste...

79
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...and an ancient Indian burial ground?

80
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Ha, ha. That would never happen.

81
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Okay, obviously you don't know much
about the U.S. Government. Ha, ha.

82
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- Hey.
ALL: Hey.

83
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- I need to talk to you.
- Sure. What's up?

84
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Oh, sorry. I meant Chandler.

85
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Heh. I know.

86
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Well, if something comes up...

87
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Well, I'm glad you guys are past
that little awkward phase.

88
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Okay. My boss, Joanna. When you left...

89
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...she started asking questions
about you.

90
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Ha, ha. Liked what she saw, huh?

91
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Dug my action, did she?

92
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Checking out the Chan Chan Man.

93
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That was...

94
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...surreal.

95
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Okay, what do you think?
You interested at all?

96
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Yeah, she seemed cool, attractive.
I'll do it.

97
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Oh, thank you, Chandler.
This is great. She's gonna love me.

98
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Okay, dinosaur attack.
Quick, everybody into the house. Aah!

99
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[PHOEBE BARKING]

100
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All right, Phoebe, you know what?
That's it. That's it. All right?

101
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No dinosaurs, no ghosts,
no giant dogs, okay?

102
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They're not the right size, they're
not Victorian, and they just don't go.

103
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Okay.

104
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Fine.

105
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Come, dinosaur. We're not welcome
in the house of no imagination.

106
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Uh, Pheebs, while we're hovering
around the subject...

107
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...I just have to say that dinosaurs,
they don't go, "Ruff."

108
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The little ones do.

109
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JOEY: Hey, Kate.
- Morning.

110
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Listen, I, uh, went to that restaurant
you talked about...

111
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MAN:
Hey, lovely.

112
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Come, talk to me for a minute.

113
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And I ate the food. It was good.
I had the fish.

114
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Yeah, it was pretty good. Yeah.

115
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Hi.

116
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I'm Lauren. Kate's understudy.

117
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Oh. Hey. Joey Tribbiani.

118
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I know. I'm a big fan of yours.

119
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What?

120
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I used to, um, schedule my classes
so I could watch Dr. Drake Ramoray...

121
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...on Days of our Lives.

122
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Get out of here. Really?

123
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- Absolutely.
- Huh.

124
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Oh, but then they went and dropped you
down that elevator shaft.

125
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Yeah, they gave me the shaft, all right.

126
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[LAUGHING]

127
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You're so funny.

128
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Listen, um, what are you doing
after rehearsal?

129
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Do you wanna get a drink or something?

130
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Well, uh...

131
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Yeah. Yeah, sure. A drink sounds great.

132
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- Cool. I'll see you then.
- Okay. All right.

133
00:08:05,735 --> 00:08:10,071
All right. It's time to act,
my talking props.

134
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- Hey.
ROSS & RACHEL: Hey.

135
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Look, everybody.
Look at my new dollhouse.

136
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ROSS & RACHEL:
Wow.

137
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Ha, ha. Look, look.

138
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[GASPS]

139
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ROSS:
Hey, what's this?

140
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Oh, okay. It's a slide instead of stairs.
Look.

141
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Oh!

142
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Very interesting, Phoebe.

143
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RACHEL:
What's this?

144
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The licorice room.
You can eat all the furniture.

145
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And when guests come over, they can
stay on the Tootsie Roll-away bed.

146
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This is the coolest house ever.

147
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Hey. Does anyone want to join me
in the Aroma Room?

148
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RACHEL: All right.
ROSS: I would.

149
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MONICA:
Hey, guys? Guys.

150
00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:04,876
Did you see my new china cabinet?

151
00:09:05,294 --> 00:09:06,336
BOTH:
Uh-huh.

152
00:09:08,256 --> 00:09:09,297
Watch. Watch.

153
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[GASPS]

154
00:09:10,633 --> 00:09:12,801
ROSS & RACHEL: Ooh.
- And? And?

155
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[BOTH SHOUTING]

156
00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:19,933
Hey, my father's house does that.

157
00:09:21,143 --> 00:09:23,937
Okay, how did it go?
Tell me everything.

158
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Well, the movie was great...

159
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...dinner was great, and there's nothing
like a cool, crisp New York evening.

160
00:09:30,444 --> 00:09:34,489
Of course, I didn't get to enjoy any of that
because Joanna's such a big dull dud.

161
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Chandler is fantastic.

162
00:09:39,453 --> 00:09:41,830
- What?
- Oh, God. You know how people just click?

163
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Like, he came by to pick me up. I opened
the door, and it was just like, "click."

164
00:09:46,460 --> 00:09:47,961
- Did he tell you?
- Well...

165
00:09:48,170 --> 00:09:50,922
Oh, and he's got such a good heart.
Doesn't he have a good heart?

166
00:09:51,090 --> 00:09:52,674
Oh, I know. And he's so sweet.

167
00:09:52,842 --> 00:09:55,010
He said he'd call,
so put him straight through.

168
00:09:55,177 --> 00:09:58,263
- Isn't this great?
- Don't spoil it.

169
00:10:00,099 --> 00:10:02,809
Come on, baby, don't go. Please?

170
00:10:02,977 --> 00:10:04,352
What do you say?

171
00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:05,770
[PHONE RINGS]

172
00:10:05,938 --> 00:10:07,480
Hello? Oh!

173
00:10:07,648 --> 00:10:10,817
It's you. Just, uh... Just one sec.

174
00:10:11,819 --> 00:10:13,653
I am going to take this call.

175
00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:18,116
When I continue,
I hope that there will appear on-stage...

176
00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:22,746
...this magical thing
that in the theater we call...

177
00:10:22,913 --> 00:10:25,957
...committing to the moment.

178
00:10:30,212 --> 00:10:32,505
The guy's like a cartoon.

179
00:10:33,341 --> 00:10:35,216
What do you see in him, anyway?

180
00:10:35,384 --> 00:10:37,218
He happens to be brilliant.

181
00:10:37,386 --> 00:10:40,221
Which is more than I can say
for that sweater you're dating.

182
00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:44,225
Hey, I'm not interested in her sweater.

183
00:10:44,393 --> 00:10:46,645
It's what's underneath her sweater
that counts.

184
00:10:49,774 --> 00:10:51,733
And besides, since, uh...

185
00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:53,735
Since when do you care
who I'm going out with?

186
00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:56,905
I don't care.
Why? Do you want me to care?

187
00:10:57,073 --> 00:11:00,408
Heh. Do you want me
to want you to care?

188
00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:02,661
Do you?

189
00:11:02,828 --> 00:11:04,329
What?

190
00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:09,209
Okay. I'm afraid to say this,
but let's pick it up where we left off.

191
00:11:12,713 --> 00:11:13,922
[KATE SIGHS]

192
00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:19,928
Come on, baby, don't go. Please?
What do you say?

193
00:11:20,096 --> 00:11:22,639
I've got no reason to stay.

194
00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:26,476
Stop.

195
00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:30,271
Stop it. You must stop.

196
00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:34,984
You are bad actors.

197
00:11:35,152 --> 00:11:37,612
This is a terrible play.

198
00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:39,989
I'll see you in the morning.

199
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:45,620
I can't believe we go on in a week.

200
00:11:46,288 --> 00:11:48,957
- Hey, it's gonna be all right.
LAUREN: Hey.

201
00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:52,419
So since we're getting off early,
do you want to go and paint mugs?

202
00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:56,798
What?

203
00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:59,592
You know, at that place I told you about
last night?

204
00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:03,972
Oh, yeah, with the mug-painting. Yeah.

205
00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:06,766
- I was so listening to that.
LAUREN: Ha, ha.

206
00:12:07,476 --> 00:12:10,478
But, uh, you know what?
I think I need to work on my stuff tonight.

207
00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:12,480
- Oh, okay.
JOEY: Okay.

208
00:12:12,648 --> 00:12:14,274
- I'll see you tomorrow.
JOEY: Okay.

209
00:12:17,945 --> 00:12:20,780
- Okay. Ha, ha.
LAUREN: Night.

210
00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:28,246
Uh, are you okay?

211
00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:29,956
Yeah, I guess.

212
00:12:31,667 --> 00:12:34,002
Like, what are we gonna do
about the scene, huh?

213
00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:35,503
I don't know.

214
00:12:36,505 --> 00:12:38,047
Well, um...

215
00:12:39,717 --> 00:12:42,010
Maybe if it had more heat.

216
00:12:42,803 --> 00:12:44,345
Well, how do you mean?

217
00:12:44,513 --> 00:12:48,391
Well, Adrianne's looking for a reason
to stay, right?

218
00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:51,686
Victor can't just kiss her. He's gotta...

219
00:12:51,854 --> 00:12:54,230
He's gotta really give her a reason,
you know?

220
00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:57,233
Maybe he could slip her the tongue.

221
00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:04,949
Or maybe...

222
00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:09,037
Maybe he could grab her and lift her up.

223
00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:12,874
Yeah, yeah. Then Adrianne, maybe
she could wrap her legs around his waist.

224
00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:17,295
And then she could rip off his shirt
and kiss his chest and his stomach.

225
00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:21,633
And then he could use his teeth, his teeth,
to undo her dress and...

226
00:13:21,842 --> 00:13:23,551
And bite her.

227
00:13:23,719 --> 00:13:26,554
And then right when the scene ends,
he could take her...

228
00:13:26,722 --> 00:13:30,266
...with this raw, animal...

229
00:13:35,022 --> 00:13:37,023
Something like that?

230
00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:39,150
Yeah, that's pretty much
what I had in mind.

231
00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:40,860
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

232
00:13:55,626 --> 00:13:57,001
- Hi.
- Hey.

233
00:14:01,757 --> 00:14:04,717
It's a little early to be drinking.

234
00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:09,264
Things, uh, finally happened with Kate.

235
00:14:09,431 --> 00:14:11,808
- Oh. That's great.
- You're kidding. That's great.

236
00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:13,643
Oh, it was so amazing.

237
00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:16,062
After the lovemaking...

238
00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:17,480
Oh, my.

239
00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:21,860
- I just watched her sleep for, like, hours.

240
00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:23,945
- Just breathing in...
ROSS: Huh.

241
00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:25,947
...and breathing out.

242
00:14:26,615 --> 00:14:30,785
And I knew she was dreaming
because her eyes kept going like this:

243
00:14:37,084 --> 00:14:39,252
I'm telling you,
Joanna's got it all wrong, okay?

244
00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:42,922
All I said was, "This was fun.
Let's do it again sometime.

245
00:14:43,090 --> 00:14:44,424
I'll give you a call."

246
00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:46,134
Oh, gee...

247
00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:49,220
I wonder why she thinks
you're going to call her?

248
00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:51,890
That's what you say at the end of a date.

249
00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:54,893
You can't just say,
"Nice to meet you. Good night"?

250
00:14:55,352 --> 00:14:56,728
To her face?

251
00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:00,648
It's the end of the date,
I'm standing there...

252
00:15:00,816 --> 00:15:02,984
...she's waiting for me to say
I'll call her...

253
00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:05,528
...and it just, you know, comes out.
I can't help it.

254
00:15:05,696 --> 00:15:06,738
It's a compulsion.

255
00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:10,575
Come on, Rach,
when a guy says he's gonna call...

256
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:13,244
...it doesn't mean he's going to call.

257
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,538
This never happened to you?

258
00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:17,707
Well, they always called.

259
00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:20,418
Bite me.

260
00:15:26,675 --> 00:15:29,010
- Did he call?
- No, sorry.

261
00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:32,388
Why? Why? He said he'd call.
Why hasn't he called?

262
00:15:32,556 --> 00:15:36,643
Maybe he's intimidated by really smart,
strong, successful women.

263
00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:39,854
Sophie, will you please
climb out of my butt.

264
00:15:41,690 --> 00:15:44,525
- Why hasn't he called, Rachel? Why?
- Okay, okay.

265
00:15:44,693 --> 00:15:49,656
Um, well, uh, maybe he feels awkward
because you are my boss.

266
00:15:49,823 --> 00:15:52,492
Awkward? Why should he feel awkward?

267
00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:54,535
The only person that should
feel awkward is you.

268
00:15:54,703 --> 00:15:56,204
You didn't tell him not to call me?

269
00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:59,207
If you're uncomfortable with your friend
dating someone you work for...

270
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:01,584
...there are always ways to fix that.

271
00:16:02,711 --> 00:16:03,753
Uh...

272
00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:07,507
Call her. Call her now.

273
00:16:08,425 --> 00:16:11,135
Multiple, so many paper cuts.

274
00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:14,222
"Why hasn't he called, Rachel?
Why? Why?

275
00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:16,307
I don't understand. He said he'd call."

276
00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:19,894
Chandler, I'm telling you, she's flipped out.
She's gone crazy.

277
00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:23,356
Oh. Well, give me the phone, then.

278
00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:26,234
This isn't funny. She thinks it's my fault
you haven't called her.

279
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:27,402
You have to call her.

280
00:16:27,569 --> 00:16:30,363
Look, you can't call somebody
after this long just to say:

281
00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:33,700
"In case you didn't notice,
I don't like you."

282
00:16:33,867 --> 00:16:35,868
Then you're gonna have to
take her out again.

283
00:16:36,036 --> 00:16:38,955
No. She's really dull,
and she gets this...

284
00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:43,209
...gross mascara-goop thing
in the corner of her eye.

285
00:16:44,586 --> 00:16:45,878
I don't care. I don't care.

286
00:16:46,046 --> 00:16:47,922
You'll take her out again and end it...

287
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:50,591
...and end it in a way
that she knows it's actually ended.

288
00:16:50,759 --> 00:16:54,554
And I don't care how hard it is for you.
Do not tell her you'll call her again.

289
00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:56,055
All right, fine.

290
00:16:56,223 --> 00:16:59,350
But it's just a lunch date.
From now on, I get my own dates.

291
00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:01,728
I don't want you setting me up
with anybody again.

292
00:17:01,895 --> 00:17:03,479
That's fine.

293
00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:06,858
- That's just a lot of big talk, you know.
- I know.

294
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:10,862
Mon?

295
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,739
MONICA:
I'm in the shower.

296
00:17:12,906 --> 00:17:14,115
[SHOWER RUNNING]

297
00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:28,296
Aah! Fire. There's a fire. Fire.

298
00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:53,613
[MONICA SCREAMS]

299
00:17:57,826 --> 00:18:00,036
- Hey.
- Hi.

300
00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:06,709
So I, uh, talked to Lauren.
I kind of told her how things were with us.

301
00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:08,586
Did you, uh...? Did you talk to Marshall?

302
00:18:09,671 --> 00:18:10,755
About what?

303
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:14,425
Ha, ha. You know,
about what happened with us.

304
00:18:15,552 --> 00:18:16,761
No.

305
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:19,472
And there's really no reason
why he should find out.

306
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:23,518
So, uh, let's not make a big deal
out of it, okay?

307
00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:27,313
What are you talking about?

308
00:18:27,564 --> 00:18:29,774
It was a big deal.

309
00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:34,195
I mean, come on, you can't tell me
last night didn't mean something to you.

310
00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:36,614
I was there.
You're not that good an actress.

311
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:37,907
Look.

312
00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:42,328
Um, I was...
I was just caught up in the moment.

313
00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:45,081
That's all it was.

314
00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:48,960
Joey, I'm sorry you feel bad...

315
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:52,964
...but haven't you ever slept with a woman
where it meant more to her than to you?

316
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,632
No.

317
00:18:56,176 --> 00:18:58,803
- Hi, Kate.
KATE: Hi, Lauren.

318
00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:01,222
Hi, Lauren.

319
00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:03,057
Hi, pig.

320
00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:09,438
Sorry I, uh... I scared you in there.

321
00:19:09,606 --> 00:19:11,232
Oh, that's okay.

322
00:19:12,192 --> 00:19:13,317
By the way...

323
00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:16,612
...I was just checking
the shower massager.

324
00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:17,947
Yeah.

325
00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:21,033
Hey.

326
00:19:21,201 --> 00:19:23,119
I tried to reach you at work.

327
00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:25,538
There's been a fire.

328
00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:28,624
What? Oh, my... Oh, my God.

329
00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:31,210
What happened?

330
00:19:31,378 --> 00:19:34,881
Well, we believe it originated here...

331
00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:38,050
...in the Aroma Room.

332
00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:40,720
All right, did everyone get out okay?

333
00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:44,557
Well, the giraffe's okay
and so is the pirate.

334
00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:46,559
- What is this?
- No, Phoebe, don't look.

335
00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:48,769
You don't want to see
what's under there.

336
00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:51,606
[GASPS]

337
00:19:51,773 --> 00:19:53,733
The foster puppets.

338
00:19:57,946 --> 00:19:59,030
It's not a big deal.

339
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:02,700
It's just... It's right here,
and it's all the time.

340
00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:07,872
Well, thanks again for lunch.

341
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:14,420
- Yes, this was pleasant.
- It was, wasn't it?

342
00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:18,507
- The food there was great.
- Wasn't it?

343
00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:22,511
So take care.

344
00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:24,639
You too.

345
00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:28,226
This was great. I'll give you a call.
We should do it again.

346
00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:31,145
JOANNA:
Great. I'm looking forward to it.

347
00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:34,941
- Rachel, any messages?
RACHEL: Sophie's desk.

348
00:20:37,152 --> 00:20:39,946
Chandler. Are you gonna call her?

349
00:20:40,113 --> 00:20:41,822
- No.
- Chandler.

350
00:20:41,990 --> 00:20:45,576
Look, I'm sorry, okay?
I'm weak and pathetic and sorry.

351
00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:48,120
Okay, you are gonna tell her.
You're gonna tell her now.

352
00:20:48,288 --> 00:20:50,498
Ow, I'm not gonna call you.

353
00:20:53,126 --> 00:20:54,585
What?

354
00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:57,296
I'm sorry.

355
00:20:57,506 --> 00:21:01,300
I'm sorry that I said I was going to
when I'm not.

356
00:21:01,468 --> 00:21:04,303
Ugh. Look, this has nothing
to do with you.

357
00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:06,931
And this isn't Rachel's fault. It's me.

358
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:10,351
I have serious, serious problems
when it comes to women.

359
00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:15,189
I have issues with commitment,
intimacy...

360
00:21:16,191 --> 00:21:17,692
...mascara goop.

361
00:21:20,737 --> 00:21:25,283
And I'm really sorry. It's just that
this is not... This isn't gonna work out.

362
00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:31,706
Well, this isn't how I was hoping
this would end...

363
00:21:31,873 --> 00:21:35,209
...but I guess I have to appreciate
your honesty.

364
00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:37,628
Yeah, okay.

365
00:21:39,006 --> 00:21:40,381
So...

366
00:21:43,385 --> 00:21:46,304
Well, this is great. I'll give you a call.
We should do it again sometime.

367
00:21:52,185 --> 00:21:54,979
Wha... So anyway, Beth,
what I'm saying is...

368
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:59,525
...I should have considered your feelings
before I went home with you that night.

369
00:21:59,693 --> 00:22:01,235
I've, uh...

370
00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:04,405
I've recently learned what it's like
to be on your side of it...

371
00:22:04,573 --> 00:22:06,741
...and I'm sorry.

372
00:22:07,826 --> 00:22:10,536
So do you think you can forgive me?

373
00:22:11,747 --> 00:22:13,748
Great. Thanks.

374
00:22:13,915 --> 00:22:16,083
Okay. Bye.

375
00:22:17,669 --> 00:22:18,753
Whoo.

376
00:22:22,758 --> 00:22:23,758
[SIGHS]

377
00:22:23,925 --> 00:22:25,676
Hello, Jennifer?

378
00:22:25,844 --> 00:22:28,596
Oh, hi, Mrs. Laurio. Is Jennifer there?

379
00:22:28,764 --> 00:22:30,723
Oh, she's not home, huh?

380
00:22:31,308 --> 00:22:35,811
Well, uh, actually I kind of need
to talk to you too.

381
00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:45,780
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