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Huh? So, what do you think?

2
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Casa de Joey.

3
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Huh? I decorated it myself.

4
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- Get out.
RACHEL: No.

5
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Wow, Joey, this is, uh...

6
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- Art.
- Art it is.

7
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[CHUCKLES]

8
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Well, check this out.
Is it a coffee table?

9
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Is it, uh, a panther?
There's no need to decide.

10
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Hey, nice pillow.

11
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So tell me,
is this genuine Muppet skin?

12
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Hey, excellent water-table thing.

13
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Thanks. I love this.
But you know what?

14
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It makes me want to pee.

15
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Yeah, me too.
I think that's the challenge. Heh.

16
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Hey, how come, uh,
Chandler didn't come?

17
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Well, uh, it's because he had
a thing with the...

18
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With the thing.

19
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Right. I got it.

20
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Why don't you show us
the rest of your casa?

21
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ALL:
Yeah.

22
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Uh, oh, oh, the best part. Come on.

23
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[PHOEBE CHUCKLES]

24
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Huh?

25
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Hey.

26
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Nice toilet.

27
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No, no, no. Behind it.

28
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- You have a phone in here?
- That's right.

29
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I have a phone.

30
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In here.

31
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- Joey, promise me something.
- Yeah.

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Never call me from that phone.

33
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[GRUNTS]

34
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Okay, here we go.

35
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Sorry, they were all out of apple pie.
Someone just got the last piece.

36
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[RACHEL CLEARS THROAT]

37
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
You are not gonna believe this.

38
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I have just been discovered.

39
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Wait a minute. I claimed you
in the name of France four years ago.

40
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[CHUCKLING]

41
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Anyway.

42
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Promise you won't freak out
and say how great this is until I'm done.

43
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ALL: Okay.
- Okay.

44
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Uh, I just met this producer
of this teeny record company...

45
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...who said, ahem, that I have
a very fresh, offbeat sound...

46
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...and she wants to do
a demo of "Smelly Cat."

47
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[ALL CHEERING]

48
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Okay, I told you not to do that yet.
Ha, ha.

49
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Okay.

50
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And she wants to do a video.

51
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[ALL GASP]

52
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I'm not done yet, okay? Ha, ha.

53
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God. Okay.

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If that goes well,
they may even want to make an album.

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- I'm done now.
CHANDLER: Oh, that's great.

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MONICA:
That's unbelievable. Oh.

57
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Oh, God, Ross, if you care about me,
get the pie out of the man's hood.

58
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- Get the what?
- There's a pie in the hood. Go.

59
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- What are you doing?
- I'm sorry. My pie was in your hood.

60
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I have to get the coffee
out of that guy's pants...

61
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...and I'll be back
in the hospital by 7.

62
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Damn it, Ross.
Get your butt out of the bathroom.

63
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[BLOW DRYER BUZZING]

64
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ROSS:
Calm down. I'm blow-drying.

65
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Blow-drying what?
You have no hair.

66
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What's going on?

67
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Uh, your boyfriend has been
in there for an hour.

68
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It's like I'm living with him again.

69
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He's here when I go to sleep,
when I wake up, when I wanna shower.

70
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Uh, I feel like I'm 16 again.

71
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Well, you're not 16.
You're both adults now.

72
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Get out, you doofus!

73
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[SIGHS]

74
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Or, you know,
he's rubber and you're glue.

75
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All yours.

76
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I hope you cleaned your hair
out of the drain.

77
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[IN MOCKING TONE] I hope
you cleaned your hair out of the drain.

78
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- Shut up.
- Shut up.

79
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Cut it out.

80
00:05:02,677 --> 00:05:04,428
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH
IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE]

81
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I've never wanted you more.

82
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So, what do you say, boys?
Should I call him?

83
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[SLIPPER BARKING]

84
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You know what they say:

85
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Ask your slippers a question...

86
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...you're going crazy.

87
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[PHONE RINGING]

88
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- Hello?
CHANDLER [OVER PHONE]: Hey.

89
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Hey.

90
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Listen, I'm sorry I didn't make it
over there today.

91
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Oh, that's okay.

92
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You, uh... You had a thing.

93
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Yeah, well,
I hear the place looks great.

94
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Oh, forget about it.
I'm having a ball, ha.

95
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How's the apartment doing?

96
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Oh, hey, it's terrific.
I mean, it's a regular space...

97
00:06:06,783 --> 00:06:08,492
...fest.

98
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Oh, well, great.

99
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Yeah, I just...

100
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...wanted to call and say hey.

101
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[CHUCKLES]

102
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Well, okay, then.

103
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[OVEN TIMER DINGS]

104
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Was that the oven timer?

105
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That's right, my friend.

106
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- It's time for Baywatch!
- Baywatch!

107
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Oh.

108
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Can you believe they gave
Stephanie skin cancer?

109
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I can't believe
they promoted her to lieutenant.

110
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You're saying that because
you love Yasmine Bleeth.

111
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How could anyone
not love Yasmine Bleeth?

112
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Hey. Hey, they're running.

113
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See, this is the brilliance of the show.

114
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I say always keep them running.

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All the time running.

116
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Run.

117
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Run, Yasmine. Run like the wind.

118
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But you wanted to live by yourself.

119
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I did. I thought it'd be great.

120
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I figured I'd have time alone
with my thoughts.

121
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But it turns out I don't have
as many thoughts as you'd think.

122
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Joey, why don't you talk to Chandler
about moving back?

123
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You really think he'd take me?

124
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We had a good talk last night...

125
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...but when I moved out,
I hurt him bad.

126
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I promise you,
he would definitely want you back.

127
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I'm telling you,
there's no way he's moving back.

128
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But we had one of the greatest talks
we ever had last night. Heh.

129
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I mean, it was...

130
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It was like when we first
started living together.

131
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Look, I know you don't want
to hear this right now...

132
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...but we've seen him
in his new place. And he's happy.

133
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He's decorated.

134
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Look, Chandler, he has moved on, okay?
You have to, too.

135
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No, you're just gonna have to accept
the fact that you're just friends now.

136
00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:04,774
You're not...

137
00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:06,651
...roommates anymore.

138
00:08:08,738 --> 00:08:10,739
Okay, Phoebe. Ready to try one?

139
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Okay. Ahem.

140
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[SINGING]
Smelly cat, smelly cat

141
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What are they feeding you?

142
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SINGERS [SINGING]:
Smelly, smelly, smelly

143
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Really bad smelling smelly cat

144
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Oh, whoa! Oh, my God!

145
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I mean, like, who was that?

146
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They're your backup singers.
Behind you, hon.

147
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PHOEBE:
Oh.

148
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Oh, I thought
they were just watching me.

149
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- Like at an aquarium, you know?
- All right.

150
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- From the top.
- Okay. Ahem.

151
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[SINGING]
Smelly cat, smelly cat

152
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What are they feeding you?

153
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SINGERS:
Smelly, smelly, smelly

154
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Really bad smelling smelly cat

155
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It's not your fault

156
00:09:00,414 --> 00:09:01,498
Okay, sorry.

157
00:09:01,666 --> 00:09:03,333
I'm just not getting...

158
00:09:03,501 --> 00:09:05,835
...that everyone, um, gets...

159
00:09:06,003 --> 00:09:09,297
...how smelly this cat actually is.

160
00:09:09,465 --> 00:09:11,383
Maybe if we could talk about this...

161
00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:15,178
...because I need to feel
that you really care about the cat.

162
00:09:16,597 --> 00:09:18,431
Honey, we can talk about this.

163
00:09:18,599 --> 00:09:21,685
It's just that it's costing
about $100 a minute to be in here.

164
00:09:21,852 --> 00:09:24,604
Oh, okay. So, um, the cat stinks,
but you love it. Let's go.

165
00:09:26,607 --> 00:09:30,110
No, there is no way
he was a velociraptor.

166
00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:32,237
Look at the cranial ridge, okay?

167
00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:35,824
If Dino was a velociraptor,
he'd have eaten the Flintstones.

168
00:09:36,701 --> 00:09:38,243
Yeah. Yeah.

169
00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:40,036
Oh, were you taking a nap?

170
00:09:40,204 --> 00:09:42,038
- I was.
- Oh, I...

171
00:09:42,206 --> 00:09:44,958
Oh, wait, Tony, can you hold on?
That's the other line.

172
00:09:45,126 --> 00:09:46,251
Hello?

173
00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:49,462
Yeah, she's here,
but, uh, can she call you back?

174
00:09:49,630 --> 00:09:51,172
Okay, thanks.

175
00:09:51,340 --> 00:09:52,507
Call Joanna. Hi.

176
00:09:52,675 --> 00:09:53,883
Did she leave a number?

177
00:09:54,051 --> 00:09:56,386
Did you see me write one down?

178
00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,931
I don't have her number, butt-munch.

179
00:10:01,809 --> 00:10:04,269
Well, she'll call back.
Don't be such a baby.

180
00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:05,812
I'm not a baby. You're the baby.

181
00:10:05,980 --> 00:10:08,315
- Look, you wanna get off my back?
- Get out of my face.

182
00:10:08,774 --> 00:10:11,192
Wait, hold on, Tony. Hold on.

183
00:10:11,569 --> 00:10:13,111
Hello?

184
00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:14,654
Hi.

185
00:10:14,822 --> 00:10:17,532
Yeah, no, she's right here.
Um, hold on.

186
00:10:18,492 --> 00:10:19,784
Hi, Tony, can I call you back?

187
00:10:19,952 --> 00:10:22,621
That's, uh...
That's my sister's boyfriend.

188
00:10:22,997 --> 00:10:24,497
Give me that.

189
00:10:24,665 --> 00:10:26,499
Okay.

190
00:10:27,543 --> 00:10:31,796
Sweetie, before I forget, did I leave
my diaphragm at your place?

191
00:10:33,591 --> 00:10:35,258
Hi, Mom.

192
00:10:51,942 --> 00:10:53,276
Hey. Yeah, ha, ha.

193
00:10:56,947 --> 00:10:59,282
So, uh, how's the palace?

194
00:11:00,117 --> 00:11:03,995
It's funny you should mention that
because I was thinking...

195
00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:05,830
What's with the boxes?

196
00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:10,418
Oh, uh, actually,
I, uh, have some news.

197
00:11:10,586 --> 00:11:14,422
Is that Joey guy gonna pick up
his moose hat or should I toss it?

198
00:11:15,299 --> 00:11:19,344
Why don't you ask him yourself?
This is my new roommate, Eddie.

199
00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:20,679
EDDIE:
Nice to meet you.

200
00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:22,722
- Likewise.
EDDIE: How you doing?

201
00:11:23,140 --> 00:11:24,224
Uh, I'll take that.

202
00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:27,686
It's, uh, what I came for, heh.

203
00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:31,272
So this is new.
Where'd you two meet?

204
00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:35,193
At the, uh, supermarket
in the, uh, ethnic-food section.

205
00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:37,404
I helped him pick out a chorizo. Yeah.
Ha-ha-ha.

206
00:11:37,571 --> 00:11:39,864
- It's a... I mean...
- Wow.

207
00:11:40,074 --> 00:11:44,160
We got to talking. And, uh, he needed
a place, and I had a spare room.

208
00:11:44,328 --> 00:11:46,788
Oh, now it's a spare room?

209
00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:48,957
Well, yeah.
In that it's not being used...

210
00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:51,209
...and I have it to spare.

211
00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:52,585
Right.

212
00:11:54,004 --> 00:11:56,881
Well, I, uh, got what I came for.

213
00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:01,720
I'll, uh... I'll see you guys.

214
00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:05,140
Hey, Joe.

215
00:12:05,307 --> 00:12:06,975
When'd you start using
moose in your hair?

216
00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:09,644
[EDDIE LAUGHING]

217
00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:11,563
Is this guy great, or what?

218
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:13,648
Yeah.

219
00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:15,400
Yeah, he is.

220
00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:25,243
I can't believe he has
a new roommate. Who is this guy?

221
00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:27,203
Uh, Eddie something. He just met him.

222
00:12:27,371 --> 00:12:31,207
It'll never last.
He's just a rebound roommate.

223
00:12:32,501 --> 00:12:33,918
- Hey.
ALL: Hey.

224
00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:36,838
Ooh, check it out. Oh, check it out.

225
00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:40,633
- It's "Smelly Cat," the video.
RACHEL: Oh, God.

226
00:12:41,218 --> 00:12:45,889
Now, okay, I haven't seen it yet,
so if you don't like it...

227
00:12:46,056 --> 00:12:48,683
...so what?
None of you ever made a video.

228
00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:54,022
Okay.

229
00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:59,903
Get out of here, cat! You stink!

230
00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:01,654
[CAT MEOWS]

231
00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:10,955
ROSS: Oh, smoking.
- Oh, look at me.

232
00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:13,833
WOMAN [SINGING AS PHOEBE]:
Smelly cat, smelly cat

233
00:13:14,585 --> 00:13:17,545
What are they feeding you?

234
00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:21,382
Smelly cat, smelly cat

235
00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:25,345
It's not your fault

236
00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:28,223
[UPBEAT RHYTHM PLAYING]

237
00:13:28,390 --> 00:13:29,724
[SINGING]
Smelly, smelly, smelly

238
00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:32,852
Really bad smelling smelly cat
It's not your fault

239
00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:35,855
Smelly cat, smelly cat

240
00:13:36,023 --> 00:13:38,191
- Oh, my God!
- I know.

241
00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:40,401
I sound amazing!

242
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:46,199
WOMAN [SINGING AS PHOEBE]:
They won't take you to the vet

243
00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:48,660
You're obviously not their favorite pet

244
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,412
Smelly cat, smelly cat

245
00:13:51,580 --> 00:13:53,498
It's not your fault

246
00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:56,543
Oh, no

247
00:13:56,710 --> 00:13:59,128
I've never heard myself sing before.

248
00:13:59,296 --> 00:14:02,006
I mean, except in my own head. Oh.

249
00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:05,051
This is so cool.
Now I can hear what you hear.

250
00:14:06,887 --> 00:14:08,930
Pretty, uh, different, huh?

251
00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:12,851
Oh, I am sorry,
but I'm incredibly talented.

252
00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:17,397
WOMAN [SINGING AS PHOEBE]:
Smelly cat, smelly cat

253
00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:19,858
ALL:
It's not your fault

254
00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:32,537
EDDIE:
Hey, Joey. What's going on, man?

255
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:34,080
Eddie.

256
00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:36,416
- Morning.
- Morning.

257
00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:39,752
I just, uh, came by to pick up my mail.

258
00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:43,464
- Where's the mail?
- Oh, it's, uh, over there on the table.

259
00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:46,217
You don't keep it
on this table anymore?

260
00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:48,094
No, Eddie likes it over there.

261
00:14:48,762 --> 00:14:49,846
[CHUCKLES]

262
00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:55,894
All right, here you go, my friend.
Eggs à la Eddie, huh.

263
00:14:57,354 --> 00:14:58,521
Ooh. Ooh.

264
00:14:59,773 --> 00:15:02,692
Oh, oh. That's great.

265
00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:04,360
JOEY:
Huh.

266
00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:06,070
What?

267
00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:08,156
I thought you liked your eggs...

268
00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:11,659
...with the bread with the hole
in the middle, à la me.

269
00:15:12,119 --> 00:15:15,830
I do, but, uh, Eddie makes them this way.
They're pretty darn good.

270
00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:17,290
EDDIE:
Well, you guys...

271
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,626
...I'm out of here.

272
00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:21,419
See you, pals.

273
00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:23,087
See you.

274
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:29,260
- So how are you two getting along?
- Oh, I couldn't be happier.

275
00:15:29,678 --> 00:15:30,970
Great, huh?

276
00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:33,222
I'm happy for you.

277
00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:37,560
All right, that's it!

278
00:15:38,687 --> 00:15:42,607
He just comes in here,
Mr. Johnny New Eggs...

279
00:15:44,526 --> 00:15:46,736
...with his moving the mail and his:

280
00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:48,905
[AS EDDIE]
"See you, pals."

281
00:15:51,533 --> 00:15:53,201
[IN NORMAL VOICE]
And now there's no juice!

282
00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:56,704
There's no juice for the people
who need the juice. I need the juice!

283
00:15:58,332 --> 00:16:00,249
There's another carton
right over there.

284
00:16:02,002 --> 00:16:04,963
Hey, this isn't about juice anymore,
all right, man?

285
00:16:05,255 --> 00:16:06,339
All right.

286
00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:07,632
So, what's it about?

287
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,759
Eggs.

288
00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:12,637
Whose eggs do you like better,
his or mine, huh?

289
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:15,556
- Well, I like both eggs equally.
- Oh, come on!

290
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:18,101
Nobody likes
two kinds of eggs equally.

291
00:16:18,268 --> 00:16:20,436
You like one better,
and I wanna know which.

292
00:16:20,604 --> 00:16:23,314
What's the difference?
Your eggs aren't here anymore.

293
00:16:25,025 --> 00:16:27,485
You took your eggs, and you left!

294
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:30,446
Did you really expect me
to never find new eggs?

295
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,701
I wanna watch Entertainment Tonight.

296
00:16:34,868 --> 00:16:37,495
Tough. We're watching
Predators of the Serengeti.

297
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:39,998
- Ugh.
- Would you guys stop?

298
00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:42,125
- It's my TV!
ROSS: What?

299
00:16:42,292 --> 00:16:43,543
- Quit it.
- Bite me!

300
00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:44,794
Oh, my God.

301
00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:46,963
Well, Monica keeps changing
the channel.

302
00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:50,591
Aw, that's great.
Why don't you tell Mommy on me?

303
00:16:50,926 --> 00:16:53,886
Now I'm Mommy in this little play?

304
00:16:54,054 --> 00:16:56,723
Look, I refuse to get sucked into...

305
00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:59,642
...this weird little Geller
dimension thing, okay?

306
00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:02,687
So I'm gonna go take
a nice long hot bubble bath...

307
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:06,024
...because you kids
are driving me crazy!

308
00:17:07,943 --> 00:17:09,027
[DOOR SLAMS]

309
00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:10,319
What do we do about this?

310
00:17:10,487 --> 00:17:12,530
We could tape Entertainment Tonight.

311
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:13,781
Not that!

312
00:17:13,949 --> 00:17:15,700
This! Us!

313
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:18,494
Oh, my God, Ross, it's... You're just...

314
00:17:18,662 --> 00:17:21,247
- Since you've been here, you're driving...
- Ow, ow.

315
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:24,667
Mon, you've gone ultrasonic
again, all right?

316
00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:28,087
I just can't stand you being here...

317
00:17:28,255 --> 00:17:29,505
...all the time!

318
00:17:29,673 --> 00:17:32,800
Why? Why can't you
stand me being here?

319
00:17:32,968 --> 00:17:34,343
We're just having fun.

320
00:17:34,511 --> 00:17:37,180
Fun? You think this is fun?

321
00:17:37,347 --> 00:17:38,431
Yeah.

322
00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:42,018
I thought we were fooling around,
like when, uh... When we were kids.

323
00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:44,103
I hated you when we were kids.

324
00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:48,066
- You hated me when we were kids?
- Yes.

325
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:49,484
I hated you.

326
00:17:49,651 --> 00:17:52,236
I loved you in a you're-my-brother-
so-I-have-to way...

327
00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:54,405
...but basically, I hated your guts.

328
00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:57,200
Why did you hate me?

329
00:17:57,367 --> 00:18:00,244
Because you were mean to me...

330
00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:03,873
...and you teased me
and you always got your way.

331
00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:07,251
That wasn't fun for you?

332
00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:10,254
Uh-huh.

333
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:13,466
I can't believe you hated me.

334
00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:17,178
But now I love you.

335
00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:21,265
And not just because I have to.

336
00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:22,725
Really?

337
00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:24,393
Yeah.

338
00:18:25,395 --> 00:18:28,231
You're just gonna have
to stop pissing me off.

339
00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:32,110
[CHUCKLES]

340
00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:34,153
I can do that.

341
00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:37,156
- Then I won't have to kill you.
- Ha, ha.

342
00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:43,121
So you wanna watch, uh,
Entertainment Tonight?

343
00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:45,164
Yeah, thanks.

344
00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:47,333
Tonight, America's premier
sports magazine...

345
00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:48,626
...moves to primetime...

346
00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:50,586
- You know what?
- What?

347
00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:53,714
If you really wanna watch
that Serengeti thing, we can.

348
00:18:53,882 --> 00:18:56,050
Oh, okay.

349
00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:58,302
[AFRICAN FLUTE AND DRUMS
PLAYING ON TV]

350
00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:04,433
- Hey.
MONICA: Hey.

351
00:19:04,601 --> 00:19:07,228
Listen, you are not
going to believe this...

352
00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:10,857
...but, ahem, that is not me
singing on the video.

353
00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:13,526
[IN UNISON]
No.

354
00:19:14,027 --> 00:19:15,111
Yes.

355
00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:16,779
Well, how did you find out?

356
00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:21,325
The record company sent this paper
for me to sign saying it's okay...

357
00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:25,288
...for someone else to sing for me.
That was my first clue.

358
00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:27,373
So, what are you gonna do?

359
00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:30,084
I can't work with people
who would do this.

360
00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:31,460
Sure.

361
00:19:31,628 --> 00:19:33,171
I mean, this poor woman.

362
00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:35,339
What woman?

363
00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:36,716
The voice woman.

364
00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:39,886
She has a great voice,
but she doesn't have a video.

365
00:19:40,470 --> 00:19:42,805
Okay, Pheebs, but what about you?

366
00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:44,974
I have a video. Pay attention.

367
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:51,022
No, this voice woman,
she's so talented.

368
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,649
But according to the producer people...

369
00:19:53,817 --> 00:19:57,528
...they said, like, she doesn't have
the right look or something. You know?

370
00:19:57,696 --> 00:19:59,947
She's like one of those
animals at the pound...

371
00:20:00,115 --> 00:20:02,366
...who nobody wants
because they're not pretty.

372
00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:06,954
Or, you know, like some old dog
who's kind of like stinky and...

373
00:20:07,122 --> 00:20:09,207
Oh, my God! She's smelly cat!

374
00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:14,712
Oh, oh, that song has so many levels.

375
00:20:17,257 --> 00:20:18,549
Hey, Eddie.

376
00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:20,593
You, uh, wanna play some foosball?

377
00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:23,512
No, thanks, man.
I'm not, uh... Not really into sports.

378
00:20:29,186 --> 00:20:30,728
Yeah, okay. All right.

379
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:32,021
[OVEN TIMER DINGS]

380
00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:34,774
Doesn't matter. Time for Baywatch.

381
00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:36,776
Oh, what?

382
00:20:37,444 --> 00:20:38,861
You like that show?

383
00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:42,615
You don't?

384
00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:44,617
Ha, ha, what...? No.

385
00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:47,703
I mean, it's just pretty people
running around on the beach.

386
00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:50,456
Well, that's the brilliance of it.

387
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:54,627
The pretty people.

388
00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:57,755
And the running.

389
00:20:59,466 --> 00:21:02,260
I'm gonna go read in my room
for a little while.

390
00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:05,304
Oh, oh. Okay, man.

391
00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:10,351
[CHUCKLES]

392
00:22:00,819 --> 00:22:03,738
[SINGING]
Smelly cat, smelly cat

393
00:22:03,905 --> 00:22:05,781
What are they feeding you?

394
00:22:05,949 --> 00:22:06,991
Everybody!

395
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:09,994
ALL [SINGING]:
Smelly cat, smelly cat

396
00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:12,496
It's not your fault

397
00:22:12,664 --> 00:22:14,040
Monica.

398
00:22:14,207 --> 00:22:15,624
They won't take you to the vet

399
00:22:15,792 --> 00:22:17,418
Chandler.

400
00:22:19,713 --> 00:22:21,839
You're obviously not their favorite pet

401
00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:23,090
PHOEBE:
Joey.

402
00:22:23,258 --> 00:22:26,010
You may not be a bed of roses

403
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:28,637
And you're no friend
To those with noses

404
00:22:28,805 --> 00:22:30,097
[PHOEBE CHUCKLES]

405
00:22:30,265 --> 00:22:35,102
Ross, those are the only lines we have.
Sorry. Okay. Back to the chorus.

406
00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:40,608
[English - US - SDH]