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Okay. What is it about me?
Do I not look fun enough?

2
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Is there something
repellent about me?

3
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How was the party?

4
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It couldn't have been worse.
A woman literally passed through me.

5
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So, what is it?
Am I hideously unattractive?

6
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No, you are not.
You are very attractive.

7
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I go through the exact same thing.

8
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Every time I put on a little weight,
I question everything.

9
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Whoa, whoa.

10
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I've put on a little weight?

11
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- Did you want to?
- Yeah, uh...

12
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No, not weight. More like insulation.

13
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Chandler, I'm unemployed,
in dire need of a project.

14
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Wanna work out? I can remake you.

15
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Uh, I would, but that might get
in the way of my lying-around time.

16
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- Please?
- Come on, let her do it!

17
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[ALL CHATTERING]

18
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All right. But if we put on spandex...

19
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...and my boobs are bigger than yours,
I'm going home.

20
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Your boobs are fine.
Look, I never should have said anything.

21
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Come here. Come here!

22
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Ooh, can't make hands meet!

23
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[ALL LAUGHING]

24
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Okay! Let's do it.

25
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What?

26
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Nothing. Just never seen
you in little stretchy pants before.

27
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And we're changing.

28
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[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

29
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- Unh!
- Come on, give me five more!

30
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- Ugh. Aah!
- Five more!

31
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Five more and I'll flash you.

32
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One...

33
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...two...

34
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...two and a half.

35
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Just show me one of them.

36
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Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.

37
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[SIGHS]

38
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Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.

39
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She's insane! The woman is insane.

40
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It's before work, after work,
and during work.

41
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She's got me doing
butt-clenches at my desk.

42
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And now they won't
bring me my mail anymore.

43
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RACHEL:
Hey, Pheebs. How'd it go with Scott?

44
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Oh, um, it was nice.
Took him to a romantic restaurant...

45
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...ordered champagne. Nice.

46
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- The guy still won't put out?
- Nope. Zilch. Nothing. Uh-uh.

47
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- Sorry, Pheebs.
- Sorry, Pheebs.

48
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Well, look, I don't mind taking it slow.

49
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I like him a lot.

50
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He's really interesting,
and he's really sweet.

51
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Why won't he give it up?

52
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Maybe he, uh, drives his car
on the other side of the road.

53
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If you know what I mean.

54
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No. What do you mean?
He's not British.

55
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- Maybe he's gay.
- Oh!

56
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Um, no, I don't think that's the problem.

57
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We went, um,
dancing the other night...

58
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...and just the way he held me so close
and the way he was looking into my eyes...

59
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...I just definitely felt something.

60
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Yeah, but how much can you
tell from a look?

61
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No, I felt it on my hip. I could tell.

62
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Yo, Bing!
Racquetball in 20 minutes.

63
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Joey, be a pal. Lift up my hand
and smack her with it.

64
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Heh.

65
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Ooh. Oh, Rachel! Don't look.

66
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What?

67
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Come on, guys.
I don't care. I have a date tonight.

68
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You have a date?

69
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Yeah. Monica's setting me up.

70
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Heh, now, what about, uh, Ross and...

71
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What? My whole
insane jealousy thing?

72
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Well, you know,
as much fun as that was...

73
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...I've decided to opt for sanity.

74
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So you're okay about all this?

75
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Oh, yeah, come on! I'm moving on.

76
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He can press her up against
that window as much as he wants.

77
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For all I care, he can throw her
through the damn thing.

78
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- Hi, guys.
ALL: Hey.

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Monica, I figured I'd come by tomorrow
and pick up Fluffy's old cat toys, okay?

80
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Only if you say his full name.

81
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Can I come over tomorrow and pick up
Fluffy Meowington's cat toys?

82
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- All right.
- You're getting a cat?

83
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Actually, we're getting a cat. Heh.

84
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- Together?
- Uh-huh.

85
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- Both of you? Together?
ROSS: Yup.

86
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It'll live with Ross half the time
and me half the time.

87
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Oh, well, isn't that just lovely?

88
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Ha, ha. That's something
the two of you will be able to enjoy...

89
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...for a really, really, really long time.

90
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- Hopefully.
RACHEL: Oh, wow.

91
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Whoa! Look at that.
I gotta go! I got a date!

92
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With a man. Ahem, okay.

93
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You guys have a really, uh, good night...

94
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...and you two have a, uh,
really good cat. Heh.

95
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We're not supposed to
take these when we leave.

96
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I don't know if Monica told you...

97
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...but this the first date I've gone on
since my divorce.

98
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So if I seem a little nervous...

99
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...I am.

100
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How long do cats live?

101
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- I'm sorry?
- Cats. How long do they live?

102
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Figuring you don't throw them
under a bus or something?

103
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Um, maybe 15, 16 years.

104
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Well, that's just great.

105
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- Um, cheers.
- Mm.

106
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Right. Clink. Heh.

107
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Monica told you I was cuter
than this, didn't she?

108
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Oh, no, Michael, it's not you.
Sorry. It's just...

109
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It's this thing.
It's probably not as bad as it sounds...

110
00:07:04,507 --> 00:07:08,301
...but this friend of mine
is getting a cat with his girlfriend.

111
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Oh, that does sound...

112
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- Huh.
- He just started going out with her.

113
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Ahem. Is this guy, uh, an old boyfriend?

114
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[LAUGHING]

115
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Yeah, he wishes.

116
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Oh, I'm sorry. Look at me.

117
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Okay, Michael, let's talk about you.

118
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- All right.
- Okay. Okay?

119
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So...

120
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Did you ever get a pet with a girlfriend?

121
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- So I figured it out.
- What?

122
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Why Scott doesn't want
to sleep with me.

123
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I'm not sexy enough.

124
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Heh, Phoebe, that's crazy.

125
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When I first met you,
you know what I said to Chandler?

126
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- Mm-mm.
- I said, "Excellent butt, great rack."

127
00:08:02,940 --> 00:08:04,649
Really? That's so sweet.

128
00:08:07,278 --> 00:08:10,906
I mean, I'm officially offended.
But that's so sweet.

129
00:08:12,033 --> 00:08:15,827
Look, if you wanna know what the deal is,
you're gonna have to ask him.

130
00:08:16,704 --> 00:08:18,705
You're right. You're right.

131
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Ugh, you are so yum!

132
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[CHUCKLING]

133
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I mean, it's a cat, you know?
It's a cat.

134
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Why can't they get one of those bugs?
One of those fruit flies.

135
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Those things that live for a day.

136
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What are they called?
What are they called?

137
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- Fruit flies?
- Yes!

138
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- Thank you.
- Would you like any dessert?

139
00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:02,666
No! No dessert.

140
00:09:02,833 --> 00:09:05,085
Just the check. Please.

141
00:09:06,045 --> 00:09:08,922
Oh, no. You're not having fun, are you?

142
00:09:09,173 --> 00:09:10,757
No, no, I am.

143
00:09:11,008 --> 00:09:15,762
But only because I've been playing
the movie Diner in my head.

144
00:09:17,515 --> 00:09:18,932
Oh, look at me.

145
00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:20,600
Look at me.

146
00:09:20,768 --> 00:09:24,354
Oh, I'm on a date with a really great guy.

147
00:09:24,522 --> 00:09:26,815
All I can think about is Ross...

148
00:09:26,983 --> 00:09:28,900
...and his cat...

149
00:09:29,068 --> 00:09:30,610
...and his Julie.

150
00:09:31,696 --> 00:09:35,323
I just want to get over him.
God, why can't I do that?

151
00:09:35,491 --> 00:09:36,950
Oy.

152
00:09:37,118 --> 00:09:40,996
Look, I've been through a divorce.
Trust me, you're gonna be fine.

153
00:09:41,205 --> 00:09:43,957
You can't see it because
you haven't had closure...

154
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Aah!

155
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Closure!

156
00:09:47,295 --> 00:09:49,421
That's what it is. That's what I need.

157
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God, you're brilliant!

158
00:09:53,384 --> 00:09:55,844
Why didn't I think of that?
How do I get that?

159
00:09:57,722 --> 00:10:01,641
Well, there's no one way
really, it's just...

160
00:10:01,892 --> 00:10:04,978
Whatever it takes so that
you can finally say to him:

161
00:10:05,187 --> 00:10:06,354
"I'm over you."

162
00:10:07,773 --> 00:10:10,358
Over you. That's what it is.

163
00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:13,903
Closure.

164
00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:16,573
Hello? Excuse me?

165
00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:19,743
Excuse me. Hel... Whoo!

166
00:10:19,994 --> 00:10:21,244
- Hang on.
- Hello? Excuse me?

167
00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,163
- What?
- Hi. I'm sorry.

168
00:10:23,331 --> 00:10:26,750
I need to borrow your phone
for just one minute.

169
00:10:27,668 --> 00:10:29,085
- I'm talking.
- I see that.

170
00:10:29,253 --> 00:10:33,965
It's one phone call, I'll be very quick.
I'll even pay for it myself.

171
00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:37,844
Okay, you're being a little weird
about your phone.

172
00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:43,350
All right. Fine.

173
00:10:43,517 --> 00:10:45,644
I'll call you back.

174
00:10:47,813 --> 00:10:49,105
Thank you.

175
00:10:49,273 --> 00:10:50,857
[SCOFFS]

176
00:10:51,025 --> 00:10:52,776
Okay.

177
00:10:57,114 --> 00:10:58,615
Machine.

178
00:10:59,158 --> 00:11:01,910
- Just waiting for the beep.
- Good.

179
00:11:03,079 --> 00:11:06,623
Ross! Hi, it's Rachel.

180
00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:09,376
I'm just calling to say that, um...

181
00:11:09,543 --> 00:11:10,877
...everything's fine.

182
00:11:11,295 --> 00:11:13,296
And I'm really happy for you...

183
00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:15,674
...and your cat.

184
00:11:16,175 --> 00:11:20,261
Who, by the way,
I think you should name Michael.

185
00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:25,475
And you see there,
I'm thinking of names...

186
00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:29,020
...so obviously I am over you.

187
00:11:29,313 --> 00:11:32,399
I am over you.

188
00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:37,821
And that, my friend,
is what they call "closure."

189
00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:50,750
No, no, no, no, no, no. No.

190
00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:55,422
Monica, it's Sunday morning.
I'm not running on a Sunday.

191
00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:58,258
- Why not?
- Because it's Sunday!

192
00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:01,177
It's God's day.

193
00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:05,098
Ha, hey. If you say stop, then we stop.

194
00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:06,474
Ha, ha, okay.

195
00:12:06,642 --> 00:12:09,853
- Stop.
- No, come on! We can't stop!

196
00:12:10,020 --> 00:12:11,980
We got three more pounds to go!

197
00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:14,983
I am the energy train
and you are on board!

198
00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:17,485
[MIMICKING TRAIN WHISTLE]

199
00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:26,828
Whoo.

200
00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:29,998
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

201
00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:33,460
- Hey, Rach.
- Mm.

202
00:12:33,627 --> 00:12:36,379
- Oh. And how was the date?
- Ugh.

203
00:12:36,547 --> 00:12:39,758
Um, I think there was a restaurant.

204
00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:41,926
I know there was wine.

205
00:12:43,095 --> 00:12:44,554
Wow. Well, uh...

206
00:12:44,722 --> 00:12:47,223
Uh, actually, Julie's getting a cab.

207
00:12:47,391 --> 00:12:50,602
I just need the cat toys.
Did Monica say?

208
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:53,438
What? Why are you
looking at me like that? Heh.

209
00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:56,024
Ahem, I'm sorry. I don't know, I...

210
00:12:56,525 --> 00:12:58,902
I feel like I had a dream
about you last night...

211
00:12:59,069 --> 00:13:00,445
...but I don't remember.

212
00:13:02,239 --> 00:13:03,490
Okay.

213
00:13:03,657 --> 00:13:05,158
Heh. Oh, oh, oh.

214
00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:07,285
- There they are.
- Ahem.

215
00:13:07,995 --> 00:13:10,330
Did we speak on the phone?
Did you call me?

216
00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:12,916
No. I stayed at Julie's last night.

217
00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:16,586
- Huh.
- Oh, I haven't even been home yet.

218
00:13:16,754 --> 00:13:18,588
Do you mind if I check my messages?

219
00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:20,423
Oh, yeah, go ahead.

220
00:13:24,261 --> 00:13:26,387
Rach, I got a message from you!

221
00:13:31,268 --> 00:13:33,937
- Who's Michael?
- Oh, my God.

222
00:13:34,104 --> 00:13:36,481
God, Ross, no! Hang up the phone.
Give me the phone!

223
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:39,359
Give me the phone! Give me the phone!
Give me the phone!

224
00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:41,236
Give me the...

225
00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:48,743
You're over me?

226
00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:50,703
Oh, God.

227
00:13:50,871 --> 00:13:53,081
- Wha...? You're, uh...
- Oh, God.

228
00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:56,251
- You're over me?
- Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God.

229
00:13:57,169 --> 00:13:59,504
Oh, my God. Oh...

230
00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:03,216
When...? When were you...

231
00:14:03,425 --> 00:14:05,051
...under me?

232
00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:08,972
[GROANING]

233
00:14:09,139 --> 00:14:10,473
ROSS:
Rach.

234
00:14:10,641 --> 00:14:12,308
Rachel, do you?

235
00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:14,894
I mean, were you, uh...?

236
00:14:15,062 --> 00:14:17,564
RACHEL: Ugh. Okay. Okay, okay.
- What?

237
00:14:17,731 --> 00:14:20,567
Well, basically...

238
00:14:20,734 --> 00:14:23,403
...ahem, lately, I've, uh...

239
00:14:24,738 --> 00:14:27,991
Ahem, I've sort of had feelings for you.

240
00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:34,789
You've had feelings for me?

241
00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:37,125
Yeah, so? You had feelings for me first.

242
00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:39,294
Whoa, huh.

243
00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:43,506
You know about my...?
You know I had...?

244
00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:45,508
You know?

245
00:14:47,344 --> 00:14:48,887
- Chandler told me.
- When did he...?

246
00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:50,930
When did he...? When did he?

247
00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:55,518
- When you were in China.
- China.

248
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- Meeting Julie.
- Julie.

249
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Julie. That's... Oh, God.

250
00:15:00,774 --> 00:15:03,067
Julie? Julie, right.

251
00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:05,570
Okay, I need to lie down.

252
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:09,073
- No, I'm gonna stand. I'm gonna stand...
- Okay.

253
00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:12,076
...and I'm gonna walk.
I'm walking and I am standing.

254
00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:13,745
Okay, so you, uh?

255
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,372
And now, what? Now...? Now.

256
00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:18,207
Now you're over me?

257
00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:22,420
Are you over me?

258
00:15:24,506 --> 00:15:26,215
[INTERCOM BUZZING]

259
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:36,184
That's... That's Julie. That's Julie. Julie.

260
00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:38,937
- Hi, Julie.
JULIE: Honey, I've got a cab waiting.

261
00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:40,980
I'll be right down!

262
00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:46,569
Wait, so you're going?

263
00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:50,490
Well, okay, I, uh... I have to.
I can't deal with this right now.

264
00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:52,909
I mean, I've, uh... Heh.
You know, I've got a cab.

265
00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:56,371
I've got a girlfriend.
I'm gonna go get a cat.

266
00:15:57,289 --> 00:15:59,332
Okay. Okay.

267
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:01,668
Cat!

268
00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:16,140
[SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

269
00:16:18,727 --> 00:16:20,728
- Hey, Joey.
- Hey, Pheebs.

270
00:16:22,564 --> 00:16:25,608
How come you're watching
a rabbi play electric guitar?

271
00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:29,153
I can't find the remote.

272
00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:34,367
Ugh, thank you. Heh.

273
00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:37,996
So, Scott asked me to come over
for lunch and I did.

274
00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:40,999
- And?
- And we did.

275
00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:44,502
- All right, Pheebs! Way to go!
- Yay, me. Ha, ha.

276
00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:47,171
So how did it happen?

277
00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:50,174
I took your advice and
asked him what was going on.

278
00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:51,676
What did he say?

279
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:56,222
He said he understands how sex can be
a very emotional thing for a woman.

280
00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:59,308
And he was just afraid
that I was going to get all, you know:

281
00:16:59,476 --> 00:17:02,562
"Is he gonna call me the next day?"
And "Where is this going?" and:

282
00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:04,147
[BABBLING]

283
00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:09,152
So he said he wanted to hold off
until he was prepared to be serious.

284
00:17:09,778 --> 00:17:11,154
- Wow.
- Yeah.

285
00:17:11,321 --> 00:17:15,658
So I said, "Okay. Relax, please."
You know?

286
00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:20,663
I mean, sex can be just about two people
right there in the moment.

287
00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:24,834
If he wants to see me again,
he can call. If not, that's fine too.

288
00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:28,921
So after a lot of talking, heh...

289
00:17:30,632 --> 00:17:32,550
...I convinced him. Heh!

290
00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:36,179
[CHUCKLES]

291
00:17:36,346 --> 00:17:38,014
Let me get this straight.

292
00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:41,267
He got you to beg to sleep with him.

293
00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:44,062
He got you to say
he never has to call you again.

294
00:17:45,105 --> 00:17:48,941
And he got you thinking
this is a great idea?

295
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,736
Uh-huh.

296
00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:55,281
This man is my god.

297
00:18:11,548 --> 00:18:14,467
- Hi.
- I didn't get a cat.

298
00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:19,597
Oh, that's, um, interesting.

299
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:23,643
No. No, it's not interesting.
Okay? It's very, very not interesting.

300
00:18:23,811 --> 00:18:26,896
It's actually a hundred percent
the opposite of interesting.

301
00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:28,397
I got it, Ross.

302
00:18:28,565 --> 00:18:31,234
You had no right to tell me
you had feelings for me.

303
00:18:31,693 --> 00:18:33,528
- What?
- I was doing great with Julie...

304
00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:35,196
...before I found out about you.

305
00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:37,532
I was doing great before
I found out about you!

306
00:18:37,699 --> 00:18:39,951
You think it's easy for me
to see you with Julie?

307
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,203
You should've said something
before I met her.

308
00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:45,706
I didn't know then. And how come
you never said anything to me?

309
00:18:45,874 --> 00:18:47,458
There was never a good time.

310
00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:51,045
You only had a year.
And we only hung out every night!

311
00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:53,172
Not... Not... Not...

312
00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:54,757
...every night.

313
00:18:56,176 --> 00:18:59,137
It's not like I didn't try.
But things got in the way.

314
00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:01,055
You know, like Italian guys...

315
00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:04,725
...or ex-fiancés, or... Or... Or...

316
00:19:04,893 --> 00:19:07,228
Italian guys.

317
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:12,567
There was one Italian guy, okay?
And do you have a point?

318
00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:15,653
The point is, I don't need this right now!

319
00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:17,613
Okay? It's too late.

320
00:19:17,781 --> 00:19:20,741
I'm with somebody else.
I'm happy. This ship has sailed!

321
00:19:20,909 --> 00:19:24,162
You're just gonna put away feelings
or whatever it was you felt for me?

322
00:19:24,329 --> 00:19:26,998
I've done it since ninth grade.
I've gotten good at it.

323
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,667
All right, fine.
You go ahead and do that, Ross.

324
00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:31,210
I don't need your stupid ship!

325
00:19:31,378 --> 00:19:33,212
- Good.
- Good!

326
00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:36,257
And you know what? Now I got closure!

327
00:19:40,804 --> 00:19:41,971
[YELLS]

328
00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:02,033
[SIGHS]

329
00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:31,103
Try the bottom one.

330
00:21:00,133 --> 00:21:03,511
Monica, it's 6:30 in the morning.

331
00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:06,430
We're not working out. It's over.

332
00:21:06,848 --> 00:21:09,350
No way! With one pound to go?
Come on!

333
00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:13,312
[SINGS] We're workin', we're movin'
We're in the zone, we're groovin'

334
00:21:14,481 --> 00:21:16,232
Okay, I don't mind the last pound.

335
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:19,318
In fact, I kind of like the last pound.

336
00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:23,322
So don't make me do anything
that I'll regret.

337
00:21:23,490 --> 00:21:27,410
Ha, oh, what you gonna do, fat boy, huh?
Ha, ha.

338
00:21:27,577 --> 00:21:29,120
What? Heh.

339
00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:35,167
Nothing. Except tell you, uh, it's
wonderful how much energy you have.

340
00:21:35,585 --> 00:21:37,295
Well, thanks.

341
00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:40,965
Especially considering how tough
it's been for you to find work.

342
00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:43,551
Well, you know. Heh.

343
00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:44,844
You know, I mean...

344
00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:50,099
...you can't tell your parents you were fired,
because they'd be disappointed.

345
00:21:50,684 --> 00:21:52,601
Uh-huh.

346
00:21:52,769 --> 00:21:56,439
It's not as if you have
a boyfriend's shoulder to cry on.

347
00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,443
- Well, no. But I...
- I mean...

348
00:22:00,610 --> 00:22:03,946
...if it were me, I'd have difficulty
getting out of bed at all.

349
00:22:10,245 --> 00:22:12,747
You know, I try to stay positive.

350
00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:14,665
So you?

351
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:17,752
You feel like going for a run?

352
00:22:20,547 --> 00:22:22,131
All right.

353
00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:27,428
Because you don't have to.
You could just take a nap right here.

354
00:22:28,805 --> 00:22:30,639
Okay.

355
00:22:31,516 --> 00:22:34,268
- Just for a little while.
- Okay.

356
00:22:54,956 --> 00:22:56,957
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