1 00:01:06,650 --> 00:01:09,318 [CHARLIE SEXTON'S "GRACELAND" PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS] 2 00:01:12,948 --> 00:01:16,200 In Jailhouse Rock, he was everything rockabilly is about. 3 00:01:16,744 --> 00:01:19,328 I mean, he is rockabilly. 4 00:01:19,705 --> 00:01:22,665 Mean, surly, nasty, rude. 5 00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:25,626 In that movie, he couldn't give a fuck about nothing. 6 00:01:25,794 --> 00:01:27,754 Except rocking and rolling, living fast, dying young... 7 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:30,131 ...and leaving a good-looking corpse. You know? 8 00:01:34,845 --> 00:01:37,805 I watch that hillbilly and I want to be him so bad. 9 00:01:39,850 --> 00:01:41,851 Elvis looked good. 10 00:01:42,978 --> 00:01:46,814 Hey, I ain't no fag. But Elvis was prettier than most women. 11 00:01:46,982 --> 00:01:48,649 You know? Most women. 12 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:56,365 You know, I always said, if I had to fuck a guy. I mean, had to... 13 00:01:56,575 --> 00:01:58,743 ...if my life depended on it... 14 00:01:59,870 --> 00:02:01,788 ...I'd fuck Elvis. 15 00:02:02,915 --> 00:02:04,832 I'd fuck Elvis. 16 00:02:06,710 --> 00:02:09,879 -Really? -Well, when he was alive, not now. 17 00:02:11,215 --> 00:02:13,049 I don't blame you. 18 00:02:13,217 --> 00:02:15,843 So, we'd both fuck Elvis. 19 00:02:16,386 --> 00:02:18,888 It's nice to meet people with common interests, ain't it? 20 00:02:22,684 --> 00:02:24,977 Well, enough about the King. How about you? 21 00:02:27,397 --> 00:02:28,606 How about me what? 22 00:02:31,235 --> 00:02:33,402 How about you go to the movies with me tonight? 23 00:02:35,614 --> 00:02:36,989 What are we gonna see? 24 00:02:38,033 --> 00:02:39,742 A Sonny Chiba triple feature. 25 00:02:40,244 --> 00:02:41,828 The Streetfighter, Return of the Streetfighter... 26 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:44,080 ...and Sister Streetfighter. 27 00:02:45,249 --> 00:02:46,541 Who's Sonny Chiba? 28 00:02:47,459 --> 00:02:48,918 Who's Sonny Chiba? 29 00:02:49,086 --> 00:02:54,090 Well, he is, bar none, the finest actor working in martial arts movies today. 30 00:02:54,842 --> 00:02:57,426 You want to take me to a kung-fu movie? 31 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:02,056 Three kung-fu movies. 32 00:03:06,103 --> 00:03:07,895 I don't think so. 33 00:03:09,273 --> 00:03:10,940 Not really my cup of tea. 34 00:03:12,317 --> 00:03:13,776 All right. 35 00:04:53,210 --> 00:04:56,462 WOMAN: I had to come all the way from the highways and byways... 36 00:04:56,713 --> 00:04:58,172 ...of Tallahassee, Florida... 37 00:04:58,757 --> 00:05:02,009 ...to Motor City, Detroit to find my true love. 38 00:05:02,678 --> 00:05:04,887 If you gave me a million years to ponder... 39 00:05:05,555 --> 00:05:10,059 ...I would never have guessed that true romance and Detroit would go together. 40 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:15,106 And to this day, the events that followed all seem like a distant dream. 41 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:17,817 But the dream was real... 42 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:21,445 ...and was to change our lives forever. 43 00:05:21,613 --> 00:05:23,572 [SIREN WAILING] 44 00:05:24,074 --> 00:05:27,660 I kept asking Clarence why our world seemed to be collapsing... 45 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:29,745 ...and everything seemed so shitty. 46 00:05:30,539 --> 00:05:32,206 And he'd say: 47 00:05:32,374 --> 00:05:35,376 "That's the way it goes. But don't forget... 48 00:05:35,544 --> 00:05:37,336 ...it goes the other way too." 49 00:05:39,214 --> 00:05:42,008 That's the way romance is. 50 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:44,677 Usually that's the way it goes. 51 00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:48,931 But every once in a while it goes the other way too. 52 00:05:55,397 --> 00:05:57,273 MAN 1 [ON FILM]: My heart beats and there is time. 53 00:06:16,626 --> 00:06:18,419 MAN 2: Don't move, Tojo. 54 00:06:19,463 --> 00:06:21,464 You'll be unconscious soon through lack of oxygen. 55 00:06:21,631 --> 00:06:22,673 It's an ancient technique. 56 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:25,301 MAN 1: An oxygen.... 57 00:06:26,094 --> 00:06:27,887 MAN 2: Come. 58 00:06:32,809 --> 00:06:33,809 Oh, look what happened! 59 00:06:33,977 --> 00:06:35,644 -Oh, God, I am so sorry. -That's okay. 60 00:06:35,812 --> 00:06:38,314 -Are you okay? -Yeah, I'm fine. 61 00:06:38,482 --> 00:06:40,941 Oh, Jesus, I am the clumsiest person in the world. 62 00:06:41,568 --> 00:06:43,486 That's all right. Accidents happen. 63 00:06:44,780 --> 00:06:47,656 What a wonderful philosophy. Thanks for being such a sweetheart. 64 00:06:47,824 --> 00:06:49,825 Because you could have been a real dick. 65 00:06:50,202 --> 00:06:52,411 MAN 1 [ON FILM]: Come on! Ready? 66 00:06:53,705 --> 00:06:55,664 MAN 2: Larry, where are we going? 67 00:06:57,834 --> 00:07:00,252 [THUNDER RUMBLING ON FILM] 68 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:09,512 Look, we don't know what's going to be coming next. 69 00:07:11,348 --> 00:07:12,681 MAN 1: You mean you're scared? 70 00:07:12,849 --> 00:07:14,683 MAN 2: Hey, laundromat clothes! 71 00:07:15,519 --> 00:07:16,894 You mind if I smoke? 72 00:07:17,729 --> 00:07:18,854 No. 73 00:07:19,523 --> 00:07:22,066 Listen, do you mind filling me in on what I missed? 74 00:07:22,943 --> 00:07:24,527 No, no. 75 00:07:27,030 --> 00:07:30,741 See this, that guy up there? It's Sonny Chiba. 76 00:07:31,368 --> 00:07:32,576 ALABAMA: The Oriental? 77 00:07:33,036 --> 00:07:34,537 CLARENCE: Yeah, the one in black. 78 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:37,540 You want a Goober? 79 00:07:37,707 --> 00:07:43,379 Uh, no. Yeah. See, in the beginning of the movie he was hired to get this guy. 80 00:07:43,630 --> 00:07:45,381 ALABAMA: You have got popcorn all over you. 81 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:47,550 CLARENCE: Thanks. Thanks a lot. 82 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:51,428 ALABAMA: Is he supposed to be a good guy? 83 00:07:52,597 --> 00:07:55,558 Well, he ain't so much a good guy as he's just a bad motherfucker. 84 00:07:55,767 --> 00:07:58,561 I mean, he gets paid by people to fuck guys up. You know. 85 00:08:03,024 --> 00:08:04,275 ALABAMA: Whoo! Woo! 86 00:08:04,442 --> 00:08:06,944 You took a cab to see three kung-fu movies? 87 00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:09,321 ALABAMA: Sure, why not? 88 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:12,366 Nothing, nothing. You're a girl after my own heart. That's all. 89 00:08:13,577 --> 00:08:15,119 Do you know what time it is? 90 00:08:16,246 --> 00:08:17,413 It's about 12. 91 00:08:18,248 --> 00:08:20,958 I suppose you've got to get up early, huh? 92 00:08:21,126 --> 00:08:24,753 No, no, not particularly, how come? 93 00:08:25,172 --> 00:08:27,923 It's just after I see a movie, I like to go get a piece of pie... 94 00:08:28,091 --> 00:08:31,051 ...and talk about it. It's sort of a little tradition I have. 95 00:08:31,803 --> 00:08:34,138 Do you like to get pie after you see a good movie? 96 00:08:35,807 --> 00:08:38,100 Yeah, I love to get pie after a movie. 97 00:08:39,603 --> 00:08:41,478 Would you like to go get some pie with me? 98 00:08:41,646 --> 00:08:43,147 [BOTH LAUGH] 99 00:08:43,315 --> 00:08:44,773 I'd love some pie. 100 00:08:50,155 --> 00:08:52,990 CLARENCE: I mean, in that movie he couldn't give a fuck about nothing... 101 00:08:53,158 --> 00:08:55,451 ...except rocking and rolling, living fast, dying young... 102 00:08:55,619 --> 00:08:57,328 ...and leaving a good-looking corpse. 103 00:08:58,622 --> 00:09:01,415 Enough about the King. How about you? 104 00:09:01,625 --> 00:09:02,958 How about me what? 105 00:09:03,919 --> 00:09:05,961 Well, tell me about yourself. 106 00:09:06,129 --> 00:09:08,214 What do you want to know? 107 00:09:08,924 --> 00:09:11,634 Well, for starters, what do you do? 108 00:09:11,801 --> 00:09:13,719 Where are you from? What's your favorite color? 109 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:15,721 Who's your favorite movie star? 110 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:17,514 What kind of music do you like? 111 00:09:17,682 --> 00:09:20,392 What are your turn-ons, your turn-offs? 112 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:23,729 I guess the big question is, do you have a fella? 113 00:09:24,981 --> 00:09:27,149 Okay, ask me again, one by one. 114 00:09:27,943 --> 00:09:30,277 -What do you do? -I don't remember. 115 00:09:30,445 --> 00:09:31,904 -Where are you from? -I don't know. 116 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:35,991 -What's your favorite color? -I don't know. Black? 117 00:09:36,451 --> 00:09:39,161 -Well, who's your favorite movie star? -Burt Reynolds. 118 00:09:39,329 --> 00:09:40,996 Do you want a bite of my pie? 119 00:09:41,164 --> 00:09:43,332 Yes, I would. A little one. 120 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:44,917 All right. 121 00:09:45,877 --> 00:09:48,921 -You all right? It's good. -Mm-hm. 122 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:51,006 -You like it? -Mm-hm. 123 00:09:51,174 --> 00:09:52,466 What kind of music do you like? 124 00:09:52,634 --> 00:09:55,511 Phil Spector. Girl-group stuff like "He's a Rebel." 125 00:09:55,679 --> 00:09:58,180 What are your turn-ons? 126 00:09:59,224 --> 00:10:03,519 Mickey Rourke, a man who can appreciate the finer things in life, like sugar. 127 00:10:03,687 --> 00:10:04,937 [LAUGHS] 128 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:07,940 Elvis' voice, kung fu, pie. 129 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:10,192 Turn-offs? 130 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:13,070 -Turn-offs. -Mm-hm. 131 00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:14,571 Persians. 132 00:10:17,701 --> 00:10:19,994 Do you have a fella? 133 00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:23,872 Ask me that one a little bit later. 134 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:28,961 In a theater full of empty seats, why did you sit by me? 135 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:32,381 Because you looked like a nice guy. 136 00:10:34,676 --> 00:10:36,677 So I had to dump my popcorn all over you. 137 00:10:40,724 --> 00:10:43,475 I'll get the check. Where to next? 138 00:10:44,019 --> 00:10:45,311 ALABAMA: Can I peek? 139 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:48,522 Now, don't peek. Keep your eyes shut. All right? 140 00:10:48,690 --> 00:10:52,276 All right, I am turning the lights on. Okay, open them. 141 00:10:53,028 --> 00:10:55,195 ALABAMA: Oh, wow! 142 00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:58,615 Wow, what a swell place to work! 143 00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:01,076 Yeah, it is pretty cool. I got the keys... 144 00:11:01,244 --> 00:11:03,787 ...so I just come in, you know, read comics, play music. 145 00:11:04,414 --> 00:11:06,040 You worked here a long time? 146 00:11:06,207 --> 00:11:07,416 Almost four years. 147 00:11:07,584 --> 00:11:08,959 [CHARLES & EDDIE'S "WOUNDED BIRD" PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS] 148 00:11:09,127 --> 00:11:10,669 That's a long time. 149 00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:13,505 Yeah, I know, but it's not so bad. I mean, I'm pretty friendly... 150 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:16,091 ...with most of the customers. So I just hang out, you know... 151 00:11:16,259 --> 00:11:17,593 ...bullshit, read comic books. 152 00:11:17,761 --> 00:11:19,386 You get paid a lot? 153 00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:23,265 No, that's where the trouble comes into paradise. 154 00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:26,018 But the boss, he's a pretty nice guy. He lets you borrow money... 155 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:28,354 ...from time to time, if you need it. 156 00:11:32,776 --> 00:11:35,569 You want to see what Spiderman number one looks like? 157 00:11:35,987 --> 00:11:37,446 You bet. 158 00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:41,533 CLARENCE: Just great stories, great characters, beautiful artwork. 159 00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:44,453 See, in this one here, Nick, he's gotten this ring... 160 00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:48,290 ...for his sweetheart and he wears it around his neck on a chain. 161 00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:52,378 And later on in the story, he gets in this fight with this Nazi bastard. 162 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:54,463 And the Kraut, he grabs hold of the chain. 163 00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:56,465 Well, the ring goes overboard. 164 00:11:58,927 --> 00:12:01,929 Nick, he dives into the ocean to get it. 165 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:05,557 Isn't that cool? 166 00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:22,718 [SIRENS WAILING] 167 00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:51,914 What is it? You're crying? What did I do? Did I do something? 168 00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:55,250 -You didn't do nothing. -What is it? 169 00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:59,379 I have something I got to tell you. 170 00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:06,094 I didn't just happen to be at that theater. I was paid to be there. 171 00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:10,474 If you were paid to be there, what are you? A theater checker? 172 00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:12,601 You get paid to check up on the box-office girls? 173 00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:14,561 Make sure they're not ripping the place off? 174 00:14:14,729 --> 00:14:17,606 I'm not a theater checker. I'm a call girl. 175 00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:21,151 You're a whore? 176 00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:23,570 No, I'm a call girl, and there's a difference, you know. 177 00:14:26,449 --> 00:14:30,786 Okay, here it goes. You know the place you took me to last night? 178 00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:32,454 The place you work. 179 00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:35,249 -Heroes for Sale? -You got a boss, right? 180 00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:37,626 -Yeah. -Okay, what's his name? 181 00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:39,461 Lance. 182 00:14:39,671 --> 00:14:41,922 That's him. He called the place where I work. 183 00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:44,591 He ordered a girl for you. He said he wanted you to get laid. 184 00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:48,011 Said you didn't get out much, and it was your birthday and all. 185 00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:51,890 He wanted me to act like I just showed up. 186 00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:54,226 Now, how did he know you were gonna be at that theater? 187 00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:57,145 Well, I go to the movies every year on my birthday. 188 00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:59,231 In fact, he called me up this week to find out... 189 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,441 ...what my birthday movie was gonna be. 190 00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:03,777 You're not mad? 191 00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:05,988 No, man. I can't tell you.... 192 00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:08,532 That was one of the best times I ever had. 193 00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:11,702 It was. You know, I knew something must be rotten in Denmark. 194 00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:13,996 There's no way you could like me that much. 195 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:17,499 I can't tell you how relieved I was, when you took off your dress... 196 00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:18,875 ...you didn't have a dick. 197 00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:21,169 Stop being so fucking calm about all this! 198 00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:23,505 Go look in your house. There's a note on your TV. 199 00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:26,592 And all it says is, "Dear Clarence," because I couldn't write any more. 200 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:29,136 So I just said, "Alabama, come clean." 201 00:15:29,304 --> 00:15:31,513 And just tell him what's what. And if he tells you... 202 00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:33,473 ...to go back to Drexl and fuck yourself... 203 00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:35,601 ...then go back to Drexl and fuck yourself. 204 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:37,728 Drexl? What's a Drexl? 205 00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:40,105 Please shut up! I'm trying to come clean, okay? 206 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:43,400 I've been a call girl for exactly four days, and you are my third customer. 207 00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:47,362 I want you to know that I am not damaged goods. 208 00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:50,032 I'm not what they call in Florida "white trash"! 209 00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:52,200 I'm a really good person. 210 00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:54,911 And when it comes to relationships... 211 00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:57,247 ...I am 100 percent.... 212 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:02,878 I'm 100 percent monogamous. 213 00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:05,756 You stay with one guy? 214 00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:09,718 Exactly. If I'm with you, then I'm with you. 215 00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:11,553 And I don't want anybody else. 216 00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:17,225 Now I got to tell you something else. 217 00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:19,978 When you said last night was one of the best times you ever had... 218 00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:21,563 ...did you mean, physically? 219 00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:26,068 Yeah, yeah. But I'm talking about the whole night. 220 00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:29,696 I mean, I never had as much fun with a girl as I had with you, my whole life. 221 00:16:30,073 --> 00:16:33,492 It's true. You like Elvis. You like Janis... 222 00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:37,454 ...you like kung-fu movies. You like The Partridge Family.... 223 00:16:37,622 --> 00:16:41,583 Actually, I don't like The Partridge Family. 224 00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:44,211 That was part of the act. 225 00:16:46,756 --> 00:16:48,590 Clarence.... 226 00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:51,385 And I feel really goofy saying this... 227 00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:57,599 ...after only knowing you one night, and me being a call girl and all.... 228 00:16:58,601 --> 00:17:01,061 But I think I love you. 229 00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:09,528 Wait a second. 230 00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:15,617 Look, I've been trying to keep this whole thing in perspective. 231 00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:17,202 I mean, you just said you loved me. 232 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,830 Now, if I say I love you, and just throw caution to the wind... 233 00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:21,581 ...and let the chips fall where they may... 234 00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:23,667 ...and you're lying to me, I'm gonna fucking die. 235 00:17:23,835 --> 00:17:27,963 I'm not lying to you. And I swear from this moment forth... 236 00:17:28,131 --> 00:17:30,632 ...I will never lie to you again. 237 00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:47,065 -Well, hello, Mrs. Worley. -How do you do, Mr. Worley. 238 00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:48,984 CLARENCE: Top of the morning to you, Mrs. Worley. 239 00:17:49,152 --> 00:17:50,902 ALABAMA: The bottom of the ninth, Mr. Worley. 240 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,321 By the way, have you seen your lovely little wife today? 241 00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:56,533 Are you speaking of my beautiful, charming, sexy wife, Mrs. Alabama Worley? 242 00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:58,452 Why, are there any others, Mr. Worley? 243 00:17:58,703 --> 00:17:59,703 No, not for me, no. 244 00:17:59,954 --> 00:18:01,955 -No. No. -Yes, yes. 245 00:18:05,293 --> 00:18:09,171 [BILLY IDOL'S "WHITE WEDDING" PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS] 246 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:14,342 Excuse me. Do you think you could turn down the heat just a teeny bit? 247 00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:21,600 Bama, I gotta ask you a question. Who and what is a Drexl? 248 00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:24,144 -Shh! CLARENCE: Huh? 249 00:18:24,479 --> 00:18:26,188 He was my pimp. 250 00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:28,273 CLARENCE: You had a pimp? 251 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,151 I was a call girl. 252 00:18:31,486 --> 00:18:33,570 Call girls have pimps. 253 00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:34,738 Was he black? 254 00:18:34,906 --> 00:18:39,201 He thinks he is. He said his mama was an Apache, but I suspect he's lying. 255 00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:41,369 Is he nice? 256 00:18:41,996 --> 00:18:46,208 I wouldn't go so far as to say that. He treated me pretty decent. 257 00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:50,128 I was only there for four days. He got a little bit rough the other day. 258 00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:52,547 -What do you mean? With you? -No, with my friend Arlene. 259 00:18:53,591 --> 00:18:55,008 What did he do to Arlene? 260 00:18:55,176 --> 00:18:57,552 Slapped her around a little bit. Kicked her in the stomach. 261 00:18:57,720 --> 00:19:01,890 -It was scary. -This motherfucker sounds beautiful. 262 00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:06,144 What did you do to end up with a son of a bitch like that? 263 00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:10,649 [HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 264 00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:12,234 DON: What you motherfuckers talking about? 265 00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:14,694 Floyd say he don't be eating pussy. 266 00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:18,907 Drexl, any nigger says he don't eat pussy's lying his ass off. 267 00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:20,575 I heard that. 268 00:19:20,743 --> 00:19:23,161 Hold on a second. Big D., you saying you eat pussy? 269 00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:26,206 Yeah, motherfucker, I eat the pussy, I eat the bud. 270 00:19:26,374 --> 00:19:27,791 I eat every motherfucking thing. 271 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:31,378 If I ever did eat some pussy-- I would never eat any pussy, right? 272 00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:33,755 But if I did eat some pussy... 273 00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:36,383 ...I sure as hell wouldn't tell no-goddamn-body about it. 274 00:19:36,551 --> 00:19:38,176 I'd be ashamed as a motherfucker, man. 275 00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:40,262 Shit, nigger, you smoke enough sherm... 276 00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:42,931 ...your dumb ass will do a lot of motherfucking things. 277 00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:45,350 You'd be up in there sucking niggers' dicks! 278 00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:51,857 Yo, man, fuck you guys, man. You guys are fucked up, all right? 279 00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:54,109 Hey, yo. Yo. Wait a second. We're just fucking with you. 280 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:55,902 Huh? 281 00:19:56,070 --> 00:19:59,906 In fact, I'm going to show you what I mean with a little demonstration. 282 00:20:00,074 --> 00:20:01,491 Toss me the burner. 283 00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:06,621 All right, peep this. 284 00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:11,668 Pretend it's that fine, centerfold bitch. 285 00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:14,963 You know what I'm saying? And you are you. 286 00:20:44,619 --> 00:20:46,244 [SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 287 00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:48,538 [GRUNTING] 288 00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:53,293 [IMITATING FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 289 00:21:00,676 --> 00:21:03,261 -Honey, where you going? -Bathroom. 290 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:23,365 [MENTOR SINGING "HEARTBREAK HOTEL"] 291 00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:31,539 MENTOR: Well, can you live with it? CLARENCE: What? 292 00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:34,501 MENTOR: I said can you live with it? -Live with what? 293 00:21:34,669 --> 00:21:38,171 That son of a bitch walking around breathing the same air as you. 294 00:21:38,339 --> 00:21:40,173 Getting away with it every day. 295 00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:43,885 -Are you haunted? -Yeah. 296 00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:46,763 You want to get un-haunted? 297 00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:50,642 -Oh, yeah. -Well, I'd kill him. 298 00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:54,062 Shoot him in the face. Put him down like a dog. 299 00:21:54,689 --> 00:21:56,314 I can't believe what you're telling me. 300 00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:58,858 I'm not saying nothing. I'm just saying what I'd do. 301 00:21:59,026 --> 00:22:00,443 You'd do that? 302 00:22:00,611 --> 00:22:02,904 The fuck don't deserve to live. 303 00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,449 Look, he's haunting me, you know. 304 00:22:07,243 --> 00:22:09,244 I do want to kill him, but I don't want to spend... 305 00:22:09,412 --> 00:22:12,288 -...the rest of my life in jail. -Hey, man, I don't blame you. 306 00:22:12,456 --> 00:22:15,417 -If I thought I'd get away with it.... -Get away with it? 307 00:22:15,584 --> 00:22:19,379 Killing is the hard part. Getting away with it, that's easy. 308 00:22:19,547 --> 00:22:21,965 You think a cop gives a fuck about a pimp? 309 00:22:23,134 --> 00:22:26,261 Listen. Every pimp in the world could get shot. 310 00:22:26,429 --> 00:22:30,598 Two in the back of the fucking head. Cops would throw a party, man. 311 00:22:33,477 --> 00:22:35,520 As long as you're not at the scene of the crime... 312 00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:37,605 ...with a smoking gun in your hand... 313 00:22:37,773 --> 00:22:41,860 ...you'll get away with it. Clarence, I like you. 314 00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:46,406 Always have, always will. 315 00:23:09,805 --> 00:23:11,639 Bama. 316 00:23:11,807 --> 00:23:13,058 Where you going? 317 00:23:15,478 --> 00:23:17,812 I need you to write down your former address. 318 00:23:18,606 --> 00:23:19,647 Why? 319 00:23:19,815 --> 00:23:22,734 Well, so I can go over there and pick up your stuff, that's why. 320 00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:26,738 Oh, baby, come on, Clarence. I just want to disappear from there. 321 00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:29,074 Look, Bama, I know this scares the shit out of you... 322 00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:31,117 ...but I am not scared of that motherfucker. 323 00:23:31,285 --> 00:23:34,954 You are completely out of his reach. He poses absolutely no threat to you. 324 00:23:35,122 --> 00:23:36,748 If he doesn't matter, which he doesn't... 325 00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:39,626 ...then it just seems silly you lose all your things now, that's all. 326 00:23:39,794 --> 00:23:41,294 Shh! Listen. 327 00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:43,838 You don't know him. 328 00:23:44,006 --> 00:23:47,550 No, you don't know me. Not when it comes to shit like this. 329 00:23:48,469 --> 00:23:50,303 I need to do this. 330 00:23:50,471 --> 00:23:54,140 I want you to know that you can count on me to protect you. 331 00:23:57,144 --> 00:23:59,312 Come on, please just write it down. 332 00:24:07,988 --> 00:24:09,823 This isn't a good idea. 333 00:24:10,825 --> 00:24:14,494 I'm telling you, it's going to be fine. I'll be in and out of there. 334 00:24:17,373 --> 00:24:19,707 -Be careful. -I will. 335 00:24:23,671 --> 00:24:26,714 -I love you. -I love you too. 336 00:25:15,264 --> 00:25:17,765 [NYMPHOMANIA'S "I WANT YOUR BODY" PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS] 337 00:25:30,237 --> 00:25:31,946 You want something? 338 00:25:32,114 --> 00:25:35,283 -Yeah, you Drexl? -No, man, I'm Marty. 339 00:25:35,451 --> 00:25:37,035 Well, I want to talk to Drexl. 340 00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:40,288 Well, what the fuck you want to talk to him about? 341 00:25:40,456 --> 00:25:42,540 It's about Alabama. 342 00:25:57,264 --> 00:25:59,641 MARTY: He was asking about Alabama. 343 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:04,979 -Where the fuck is that bitch? -She's with me. 344 00:26:05,773 --> 00:26:07,565 Who the fuck are you? 345 00:26:07,733 --> 00:26:09,901 I'm her husband. 346 00:26:13,322 --> 00:26:15,907 Well, that makes us practically related. 347 00:26:18,244 --> 00:26:19,285 Have a seat, boy. 348 00:26:19,453 --> 00:26:21,788 You have yourself an egg roll. We got everything here... 349 00:26:21,956 --> 00:26:23,957 ...from a diddle-eyed Joe to damned if I know. 350 00:26:25,251 --> 00:26:26,376 No, thanks. 351 00:26:30,339 --> 00:26:33,633 No, thanks? What that mean? 352 00:26:35,135 --> 00:26:37,011 I think you're too scared to be eating. 353 00:26:44,311 --> 00:26:45,353 Now, see.... 354 00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:49,440 We're sitting down here, ready to negotiate. 355 00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:52,527 And you've already given up your shit. 356 00:26:52,695 --> 00:26:54,696 I'm still a mystery to you. 357 00:26:54,863 --> 00:26:57,949 But I know exactly where your white ass is coming from. 358 00:26:58,117 --> 00:26:59,826 See, if I ask if you want some dinner... 359 00:26:59,994 --> 00:27:02,161 ...and you grab an egg roll and start to chow down... 360 00:27:02,329 --> 00:27:05,123 ...I say to myself, "This motherfucker, he's carrying on like he ain't got... 361 00:27:05,291 --> 00:27:07,917 ...a care in the world." And who knows? Maybe he don't. 362 00:27:08,085 --> 00:27:12,672 Maybe this fool is such a bad motherfucker... 363 00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:15,216 ...he don't got to worry about nothing. He just sit down... 364 00:27:15,384 --> 00:27:17,593 ...watch my motherfucking TV. 365 00:27:18,262 --> 00:27:19,679 See? 366 00:27:22,224 --> 00:27:24,559 You ain't even sat down yet. 367 00:27:25,102 --> 00:27:27,395 And on that TV over there, since you've been in the room... 368 00:27:27,563 --> 00:27:30,356 ...there's a woman with her breasts just hanging out. 369 00:27:30,524 --> 00:27:33,276 You ain't even bothered to look. 370 00:27:33,444 --> 00:27:36,029 You just been clocking me. 371 00:27:39,575 --> 00:27:45,121 Now, I know I'm pretty. But I ain't as pretty as a couple of titties. 372 00:27:45,289 --> 00:27:46,414 [DREXL LAUGHS] 373 00:27:46,582 --> 00:27:49,500 Ooh-ee! This child be fierce. 374 00:28:01,263 --> 00:28:03,598 I'm not eating because I'm not hungry. 375 00:28:03,766 --> 00:28:05,391 I'm not sitting because I'm not staying. 376 00:28:05,559 --> 00:28:09,437 I ain't looking at the movie because I already seen it seven years ago. 377 00:28:09,605 --> 00:28:10,772 It's The Mack. 378 00:28:10,939 --> 00:28:13,274 Max Julian, Carol Speed and Richard Pryor. 379 00:28:14,777 --> 00:28:17,195 I'm not scared of you, I just don't like you. 380 00:28:17,363 --> 00:28:19,614 And that envelope right there, it's some pay-off money. 381 00:28:19,782 --> 00:28:21,657 Alabama is moving on to some greener pastures. 382 00:28:21,825 --> 00:28:23,659 We're not negotiating, I don't like to barter. 383 00:28:23,827 --> 00:28:26,120 What's in the envelope right there is for my peace of mind. 384 00:28:26,288 --> 00:28:28,915 My peace of mind is worth that much. Not one penny more. 385 00:28:39,468 --> 00:28:41,219 It's empty. 386 00:28:50,354 --> 00:28:55,608 Marty, you know what we got here? A motherfucking Charlie Bronson. 387 00:28:57,152 --> 00:28:58,653 Mr. Majestyk? 388 00:28:59,655 --> 00:29:02,615 Look here, Charlie. 389 00:29:03,158 --> 00:29:07,537 None of this bullshit is necessary. I don't got no hold over Alabama. 390 00:29:08,330 --> 00:29:10,957 I was just trying to lend a girl a helping hand. 391 00:29:12,835 --> 00:29:14,335 [YELLING] 392 00:29:14,503 --> 00:29:16,546 [WOMEN SCREAMING] 393 00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:21,342 You wanna fuck with me? 394 00:30:09,850 --> 00:30:12,185 Now, you see what you get... 395 00:30:12,352 --> 00:30:15,104 ...when you fuck with me, white boy! 396 00:30:15,272 --> 00:30:18,316 Look at this! Making fun of my motherfucking peeps? 397 00:30:18,484 --> 00:30:22,236 Shit! You motherfucker! Your ass fucking crazy! 398 00:30:30,996 --> 00:30:32,830 You must have thought it was white-boy day. 399 00:30:35,292 --> 00:30:37,084 It ain't white-boy day, is it? 400 00:30:37,252 --> 00:30:39,378 No, man, it ain't white-boy day. 401 00:30:39,922 --> 00:30:42,215 DREXL: Shit, man, you done fucked up again. 402 00:30:58,649 --> 00:31:01,234 Well, well, well. 403 00:31:01,610 --> 00:31:03,611 Look what we got here. 404 00:31:05,322 --> 00:31:07,949 Clarence Worley? 405 00:31:09,117 --> 00:31:11,786 It sounds almost like a nigger name. 406 00:31:12,538 --> 00:31:14,455 And I know where you live. 407 00:31:14,623 --> 00:31:18,417 4900 160th Street... 408 00:31:18,585 --> 00:31:20,419 ...Apartment 48. 409 00:31:21,171 --> 00:31:25,424 And I would make a million-dollar bet that Alabama is at the same address. 410 00:31:25,592 --> 00:31:29,053 Marty, take the car, go get her. Bring her dumb ass back here. 411 00:31:30,472 --> 00:31:32,974 I think I'll keep lover boy here entertained. 412 00:31:33,141 --> 00:31:35,601 MARTY: Roxanne, where's my jacket? 413 00:31:35,769 --> 00:31:37,520 Hey, Roxanne! 414 00:31:37,688 --> 00:31:40,314 Hey, Marty! What the fuck are you doing? 415 00:31:40,482 --> 00:31:43,484 MARTY: I can't find my jacket! DREXL: Go look in the fucking hamper. 416 00:31:52,869 --> 00:31:53,869 You! 417 00:31:54,037 --> 00:31:56,038 Get a bag and put Alabama's things in it. 418 00:31:56,206 --> 00:31:57,498 You want to get fucking shot? 419 00:31:57,666 --> 00:31:59,875 Get a bag and put Alabama's things in it! 420 00:32:00,043 --> 00:32:03,045 I just did you the biggest fucking favor of your life! 421 00:32:04,965 --> 00:32:07,091 Open your eyes. 422 00:32:07,259 --> 00:32:10,303 I said, open your fucking eyes! 423 00:32:10,470 --> 00:32:12,847 You thought it was pretty fucking funny. Didn't you? 424 00:32:13,015 --> 00:32:16,726 Fuck you! You piece of shit! 425 00:32:20,522 --> 00:32:22,231 Don't fucking move! 426 00:32:22,524 --> 00:32:27,028 I was selfish. I know I was selfish. I was, but... 427 00:32:28,113 --> 00:32:30,656 ...I was carrying your child, babe. 428 00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:43,711 I killed him. 429 00:32:43,879 --> 00:32:46,380 Want a hamburger or something? I'm fucking starving to death. 430 00:32:46,548 --> 00:32:48,382 Is this a joke? 431 00:32:48,550 --> 00:32:50,468 No joke. 432 00:32:52,220 --> 00:32:53,929 That's the best goddamn fucking hamburger... 433 00:32:54,097 --> 00:32:55,181 ...I ever had in my entire life. 434 00:32:55,349 --> 00:32:57,850 I've never had a hamburger taste this good. 435 00:32:58,393 --> 00:33:00,394 Come on, eat something, you'll feel better. 436 00:33:02,230 --> 00:33:04,106 [CRYING] 437 00:33:06,401 --> 00:33:09,987 What the fuck you crying for, huh? 438 00:33:10,155 --> 00:33:12,323 I mean, Christ, he is not worth one of your tears. 439 00:33:12,491 --> 00:33:13,908 Would you rather it have been me? 440 00:33:14,076 --> 00:33:17,787 Is that it? Huh? Is that what you want? I mean do you love him? 441 00:33:17,954 --> 00:33:19,830 Do you love him? 442 00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:22,708 I said, do you fucking love him? Huh? 443 00:33:22,876 --> 00:33:24,794 -I think what you did was-- -What?! 444 00:33:24,961 --> 00:33:27,588 -I think what you did... -What?! 445 00:33:27,756 --> 00:33:31,509 ...was so romantic. 446 00:33:37,140 --> 00:33:39,850 Oh, baby, you're bleeding. 447 00:33:42,979 --> 00:33:45,314 I got your things right here. 448 00:33:49,152 --> 00:33:51,237 Clean clothes. 449 00:33:51,405 --> 00:33:52,488 I love you. 450 00:33:52,656 --> 00:33:55,533 I love you. There is a God. 451 00:34:19,975 --> 00:34:23,227 These aren't my clothes. 452 00:34:25,355 --> 00:34:28,816 [SINGING "LITTLE BITTY TEAR"] 453 00:34:43,999 --> 00:34:47,626 Rommel, where are you? Come on, get in here. Get in here now. 454 00:35:19,117 --> 00:35:21,452 Good morning, Daddy. 455 00:35:21,620 --> 00:35:24,538 Hey, Rommel. Long time no see, huh? 456 00:35:31,546 --> 00:35:34,048 Now, you're going to have to excuse the place. 457 00:35:35,091 --> 00:35:38,260 I haven't been exactly doing a lot of entertaining... 458 00:35:38,428 --> 00:35:41,388 ...of company as of late. 459 00:35:41,723 --> 00:35:44,600 I'm sorry if I seem a little tense. 460 00:35:44,768 --> 00:35:49,230 But you're the last person in the world that I expected to see this morning. 461 00:35:49,397 --> 00:35:52,233 Well, that's okay, Daddy, I tend to have that effect on people. 462 00:35:53,068 --> 00:35:56,028 You got anything to drink around here? I'm dying of thirst. 463 00:35:56,196 --> 00:35:59,156 Now, there should be.... There should be a 7UP in there. 464 00:35:59,324 --> 00:36:00,574 [SHELBY LYNNE'S " I NEED A HEART TO COME HOME TO" PLAYS ON STEREO] 465 00:36:00,742 --> 00:36:02,535 CLARENCE: Anything stronger? 466 00:36:02,702 --> 00:36:07,081 Probably not. Beer. You can drink beer, can't you? 467 00:36:07,249 --> 00:36:10,501 CLIFFORD: I can, but I don't. 468 00:36:11,878 --> 00:36:14,463 That's about all I ever eat. 469 00:36:15,924 --> 00:36:18,175 Excuse me. 470 00:36:18,343 --> 00:36:20,094 Hello, hello, hello. 471 00:36:20,262 --> 00:36:22,763 I'm his father. 472 00:36:22,931 --> 00:36:27,852 Well, that's all right. I'm his wife, Alabama Worley. Pleased to meet you. 473 00:36:29,062 --> 00:36:31,355 We got married. 474 00:36:47,330 --> 00:36:50,457 Lover, why don't you be a sport and go get us some beer? 475 00:36:50,625 --> 00:36:52,585 You want some beer? 476 00:36:52,752 --> 00:36:54,795 I mean, if you want some, it will be here. All right? 477 00:36:54,963 --> 00:36:56,797 Where is there a liquor store around here? 478 00:36:56,965 --> 00:36:59,675 There is a party store down 54th Street. 479 00:37:00,844 --> 00:37:03,554 Get a-- Get a six-pack of something imported. 480 00:37:03,722 --> 00:37:07,182 Hard to tell you what to get, because different places have different things. 481 00:37:07,350 --> 00:37:11,729 -Here, that should cover it, okey-dokey? -Okey-dokey, doggy daddy. 482 00:37:22,324 --> 00:37:26,410 Ain't she the sweetest goddamn thing you ever saw in your whole life? 483 00:37:26,578 --> 00:37:29,371 I mean, she a four-alarm fire, or what? 484 00:37:31,166 --> 00:37:33,000 She seems very nice. 485 00:37:34,002 --> 00:37:38,881 Nice? Daddy, nice ain't the word. I mean, this girl, she's a peach. 486 00:37:39,049 --> 00:37:41,216 You know, she even tastes like a peach. 487 00:37:42,135 --> 00:37:44,678 You can tell I'm in love with her, can't you? 488 00:37:46,389 --> 00:37:48,307 No, wait. I gotta talk. 489 00:37:48,475 --> 00:37:50,184 CLIFFORD: Clarence.... 490 00:37:50,352 --> 00:37:53,520 Sit down. Shut up. 491 00:37:53,688 --> 00:37:55,856 You give me a fucking headache. 492 00:37:56,858 --> 00:37:59,485 I mean, you are so much like your mother, I can't believe it. 493 00:37:59,694 --> 00:38:02,112 You are your fucking mother, through and through. 494 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:05,324 I haven't heard from you in three years. 495 00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:09,244 You show up all of a sudden, at 8:00 in the morning... 496 00:38:09,412 --> 00:38:12,748 ...you walk in here like a goddamned bulldozer. 497 00:38:12,916 --> 00:38:16,585 Now, don't get me wrong. I love you, I'm glad to see you. 498 00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:20,547 But slow it down, man. 499 00:38:22,133 --> 00:38:23,592 All right? 500 00:38:24,928 --> 00:38:26,553 Now. 501 00:38:29,432 --> 00:38:30,933 When did you get married? 502 00:38:33,561 --> 00:38:36,480 Well, Daddy.... 503 00:38:38,566 --> 00:38:41,235 I'm in big fucking trouble. 504 00:38:41,403 --> 00:38:44,071 I just.... I really need your help. 505 00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:46,490 No, no, stop talking. 506 00:38:49,577 --> 00:38:51,245 -What do you want from me? -What? 507 00:38:51,454 --> 00:38:54,957 What do you want from me? Stop acting like an infant! 508 00:38:55,125 --> 00:38:57,584 You're out here because you want me to help you in some way. 509 00:38:57,752 --> 00:39:00,170 What do you need from me? You need money? 510 00:39:00,338 --> 00:39:02,840 No. You still have friends on the force? 511 00:39:03,008 --> 00:39:04,842 Yes, I still have friends on the force. 512 00:39:05,010 --> 00:39:07,219 Could you just find out if they know anything about us? 513 00:39:07,387 --> 00:39:10,264 I don't think they know shit. But I don't want to think, I want to know for sure. 514 00:39:10,432 --> 00:39:12,016 I mean, you can do that. Right? 515 00:39:12,183 --> 00:39:15,436 -What makes you think that I could do that? -Because you were a cop. 516 00:39:15,603 --> 00:39:18,939 But what makes you think that I would do that? 517 00:39:19,524 --> 00:39:21,442 Because I'm your son. 518 00:39:22,027 --> 00:39:23,694 Oh, you're my son. 519 00:39:23,862 --> 00:39:26,363 Oh, you got it all worked out. 520 00:39:26,531 --> 00:39:28,323 Don't you? Huh? Oh, yeah. 521 00:39:28,616 --> 00:39:32,161 Look. I mean, goddamn, I've never asked you for a goddamn thing. 522 00:39:32,328 --> 00:39:34,621 But Jesus fucking Christ! After Mom divorced you... 523 00:39:34,789 --> 00:39:37,499 ...did I ever ask you for anything? No. I didn't. 524 00:39:37,667 --> 00:39:40,252 And when I wouldn't see you for a year-and-a-half to two years... 525 00:39:40,420 --> 00:39:42,004 ...did I ever get in your shit about it? 526 00:39:42,172 --> 00:39:44,798 In that whole fucking time you were a drunk, did I ever get mad... 527 00:39:44,966 --> 00:39:48,635 ...and point my finger at you? No! I never did. Everybody else did, but I didn't. 528 00:39:48,803 --> 00:39:52,973 Now look, I just need help, and you can fucking help me. All right? 529 00:39:53,141 --> 00:39:56,769 Now, I'm basically a pretty resourceful guy. If I didn't really need it, I wouldn't ask. 530 00:39:58,354 --> 00:40:01,857 I mean, if you want to say "no," then fine. 531 00:40:02,025 --> 00:40:05,486 Forget it, don't worry about it. No problem, I'm gone, all right? 532 00:40:11,326 --> 00:40:13,077 The Virgin is back! 533 00:40:14,621 --> 00:40:17,164 Thank God. I could eat a horse, if you slap enough ketchup on it. 534 00:40:17,332 --> 00:40:20,459 -I didn't get you any chicken. -Well, how come? 535 00:40:20,627 --> 00:40:23,504 Honey, it's too early in the morning. It's only 9:00. 536 00:40:23,671 --> 00:40:25,589 Son of a bitch. 537 00:40:32,263 --> 00:40:35,057 Dick Richie! Dick Richie! 538 00:40:35,225 --> 00:40:37,601 That's me, I'm me. 539 00:40:37,769 --> 00:40:40,312 -Come inside. -Okay. 540 00:40:46,361 --> 00:40:48,570 Sit. Sit, sit, sit. 541 00:40:48,738 --> 00:40:52,199 Now. The part you will be reading for is one of the bad guys. 542 00:40:52,367 --> 00:40:54,910 -There's Brian and Marty. -Who? 543 00:40:55,370 --> 00:40:57,996 -Is there a problem? -No, no. 544 00:40:58,331 --> 00:41:00,457 Peter Breck has already been cast in the part of Brian. 545 00:41:00,625 --> 00:41:03,001 So, you'll be reading for the role of Marty. 546 00:41:03,169 --> 00:41:07,589 In this scene, you're both in a car, and Bill Shatner's hanging on the hood. 547 00:41:07,757 --> 00:41:10,300 What you want to do is get him off. 548 00:41:10,969 --> 00:41:12,469 All right, I'm Marty. 549 00:41:13,721 --> 00:41:15,222 -Ready? -Yeah. 550 00:41:16,224 --> 00:41:17,558 Okay. 551 00:41:18,017 --> 00:41:21,061 I'm driving. Okay. 552 00:41:22,230 --> 00:41:23,730 Where the fuck did he come from?! 553 00:41:23,898 --> 00:41:26,150 I don't know, he just appeared like magic. 554 00:41:26,317 --> 00:41:29,236 Well, don't just sit there, shoot him! 555 00:41:30,530 --> 00:41:32,906 -Get him! -Thank you, Mr. Richie. 556 00:41:33,074 --> 00:41:36,994 I'm very impressed. You're a very fine actor. 557 00:41:37,162 --> 00:41:39,079 Thank you. 558 00:41:39,247 --> 00:41:40,873 Thank you. 559 00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:42,708 We'll let you know. 560 00:41:42,876 --> 00:41:43,876 Okay. 561 00:41:44,210 --> 00:41:45,836 -Okay, one-handed. -One hand. 562 00:41:46,504 --> 00:41:49,131 Oh! Slipped in the other one there. 563 00:41:49,299 --> 00:41:50,591 Here comes the train. 564 00:42:00,852 --> 00:42:06,648 Well, they found nothing. In fact, they think it's drug related. 565 00:42:06,816 --> 00:42:08,650 Drug related? Why drug related? 566 00:42:08,818 --> 00:42:11,987 Well, apparently Drexl had his big toe stuck in that shit. 567 00:42:12,155 --> 00:42:13,363 Really? 568 00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:17,409 Drexl had an association with a fellow named Blue Lou Boyle. 569 00:42:17,577 --> 00:42:19,870 -Name mean anything to you? -No. 570 00:42:20,038 --> 00:42:22,581 Well, if you don't hang around his circle, no reason it should. 571 00:42:22,749 --> 00:42:24,041 Why? Who is he? 572 00:42:24,209 --> 00:42:26,919 Gangster, drug dealer. Somebody who you don't want on your ass. 573 00:42:27,086 --> 00:42:31,131 Now look, Clarence, the more I hear about this Drexl fucker... 574 00:42:31,299 --> 00:42:33,133 ...the more I think you did the right thing. 575 00:42:33,301 --> 00:42:35,594 This guy was not just some wild flake. 576 00:42:35,762 --> 00:42:37,888 No, man, that's what I was trying to tell you before. 577 00:42:38,056 --> 00:42:40,182 The guy was like a mad dog. 578 00:42:41,142 --> 00:42:43,977 So, the cops, they don't think.... They're not after us. 579 00:42:44,145 --> 00:42:46,605 No. Until they hear something better... 580 00:42:46,773 --> 00:42:50,234 ...they'll just assume Drexl had a falling out with Blue Lou. 581 00:42:51,611 --> 00:42:54,071 And once you leave town, I wouldn't even worry about it. 582 00:42:55,615 --> 00:42:58,700 Thanks, thanks a lot, Daddy. You really came through for me. 583 00:43:01,412 --> 00:43:03,163 I got some money I could give you. 584 00:43:03,331 --> 00:43:05,332 No, keep it. Keep it. 585 00:43:06,251 --> 00:43:08,001 Well, now, son. 586 00:43:09,170 --> 00:43:11,463 I want you to know that... 587 00:43:11,631 --> 00:43:15,634 ...I hope everything works out with you and Alabama. 588 00:43:15,802 --> 00:43:17,761 I like her. 589 00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:22,516 And I think you make a real cute couple. 590 00:43:24,811 --> 00:43:29,314 Yeah, well, you stay out of trouble. Hm? 591 00:43:29,482 --> 00:43:33,944 You got a.... You got a wife to think about now. 592 00:43:34,821 --> 00:43:36,655 Quit fucking around. 593 00:43:39,325 --> 00:43:40,993 Son... 594 00:43:43,204 --> 00:43:45,664 ...I love you. 595 00:43:54,173 --> 00:43:55,382 All right. 596 00:43:55,550 --> 00:43:59,553 All right, this is my friend Dick Richie's number and address... 597 00:43:59,721 --> 00:44:01,805 ...in Hollywood. That's where we're going to be. 598 00:44:01,973 --> 00:44:04,725 You can get in touch with me through him. All right. 599 00:44:04,892 --> 00:44:08,061 Come on, Alabama. We're taking off. Kiss Pops goodbye. 600 00:44:12,233 --> 00:44:16,194 Bye, Daddy. Hope to see you again soon. 601 00:44:17,905 --> 00:44:21,450 Hey, hey! What kind of daughterly smackeroo is that? 602 00:44:25,204 --> 00:44:27,205 I'll send you a postcard from Hollywood, all right? 603 00:44:27,373 --> 00:44:29,750 -Now, Bama-- Bama. -Yes, sir? 604 00:44:29,917 --> 00:44:31,251 Take care of that one for me. 605 00:44:31,419 --> 00:44:34,004 Don't worry, Daddy. I'm going to keep this fellow on a short leash. 606 00:44:34,172 --> 00:44:37,674 As the sun sets slowly in the west we bid you a fine farewell. 607 00:44:43,181 --> 00:44:45,223 Bye, Daddy! 608 00:44:45,808 --> 00:44:49,853 Son of a bitch was right. She tastes like a peach. 609 00:44:50,021 --> 00:44:52,814 Come on, Rommel. Come on, boy, come on, come on. 610 00:44:52,982 --> 00:44:55,609 Go on in there. Come on. 611 00:45:05,703 --> 00:45:08,455 [RINGS] 612 00:45:09,082 --> 00:45:12,501 -Hello. -Hello, baby! 613 00:45:12,668 --> 00:45:14,294 -Clarence? -You got it! 614 00:45:14,462 --> 00:45:17,214 Clarence, it's great to hear from you, what's going on? 615 00:45:17,382 --> 00:45:19,132 Well, you're going to be seeing me shortly. 616 00:45:19,300 --> 00:45:21,802 You're coming to L.A.! When? 617 00:45:21,969 --> 00:45:23,637 CLARENCE: Uh, tomorrow. 618 00:45:23,805 --> 00:45:26,306 There is a story behind all that. I'll tell you when I see you. 619 00:45:26,474 --> 00:45:29,309 And by the way, I ain't gonna be alone. I'm bringing my lovely wife. 620 00:45:29,477 --> 00:45:32,104 Get the fuck out of here. Clarence, you got married? 621 00:45:32,271 --> 00:45:33,814 I'm a married man, buddy. 622 00:45:34,816 --> 00:45:36,817 Married man. You want to say "hello" to my better half? 623 00:45:36,984 --> 00:45:39,403 -Come here. -Hi, Dick. This is Alabama Worley. 624 00:45:39,570 --> 00:45:41,488 Hi, how you doing, Alabama Worley? 625 00:45:42,657 --> 00:45:45,450 Hi. Clarence told me all about you. He said you were his best friend. 626 00:45:45,618 --> 00:45:47,411 So, I guess that makes you my best friend too. 627 00:45:47,578 --> 00:45:49,079 Tell him we got to go. 628 00:45:49,247 --> 00:45:50,956 Clarence says we got to go. 629 00:45:51,124 --> 00:45:52,707 Wait, can I speak to Clarence, please? 630 00:45:52,875 --> 00:45:55,585 -Ask him if he got the letter. -Did you get the letter? 631 00:45:55,753 --> 00:45:57,921 -What letter? -What letter? 632 00:45:58,089 --> 00:45:59,673 -The letter I sent. -The letter he sent. 633 00:45:59,841 --> 00:46:02,175 -I didn't get any letter. -Has he gotten his mail yet? 634 00:46:02,343 --> 00:46:05,679 ALABAMA: Have you gotten your mail yet? -Well, no, my roommate Floyd.... 635 00:46:05,847 --> 00:46:08,890 -Has he looked through it? -Have you looked through it? 636 00:46:09,058 --> 00:46:10,475 No. 637 00:46:11,519 --> 00:46:16,273 -Tell him to go look through it. -Go and look through it. 638 00:46:16,441 --> 00:46:18,483 Wait, wait, wait. Can I speak to Clarence, please? 639 00:46:19,944 --> 00:46:21,611 He wants to talk to you. 640 00:46:21,779 --> 00:46:24,906 Tell him we got to go. Tell him, read the letter. 641 00:46:25,074 --> 00:46:26,158 Read the letter. 642 00:46:26,325 --> 00:46:28,785 Tell him I love him and tell him as of tomorrow-- 643 00:46:28,953 --> 00:46:30,245 Honey, hold this. 644 00:46:30,413 --> 00:46:32,539 CLARENCE: Tell him as of tomorrow-- ALABAMA: As of tomorrow-- 645 00:46:32,707 --> 00:46:34,916 CLARENCE: --all of his money problems are gonna be over. 646 00:46:35,084 --> 00:46:37,669 ALABAMA: --all of your money problems are gonna be over. 647 00:46:37,837 --> 00:46:40,088 Hello? What money problems? 648 00:46:41,174 --> 00:46:42,382 Bye, bye. 649 00:46:44,844 --> 00:46:47,721 Hello? Hello? 650 00:47:00,735 --> 00:47:03,945 Floyd! Floyd, you used up the last piece of toilet paper. 651 00:47:25,343 --> 00:47:26,885 Hey! Rommel! 652 00:47:27,470 --> 00:47:29,721 Hey, come here! Rommel! Rommel! 653 00:47:50,868 --> 00:47:55,080 Frankie, tell Luca to go outside and do you know what. 654 00:47:55,289 --> 00:47:57,999 [SPEAKING IN ITALIAN] 655 00:48:03,756 --> 00:48:05,966 Do you know who I am, Mr. Worley? 656 00:48:07,593 --> 00:48:10,595 I give up. Who are you? 657 00:48:10,763 --> 00:48:15,308 The Antichrist. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. 658 00:48:15,476 --> 00:48:16,935 You can tell the angels in heaven... 659 00:48:17,103 --> 00:48:19,145 ...you never seen evil so singularly personified... 660 00:48:19,313 --> 00:48:21,690 ...as you did in the face of the man who killed you. 661 00:48:21,857 --> 00:48:25,777 My name is Vincent Coccotti. I work as counsel for Mr. Blue Lou Boyle. 662 00:48:25,945 --> 00:48:27,988 The man your son stole from. 663 00:48:29,073 --> 00:48:32,659 I hear you were once a cop, so I can assume you have heard of us before. 664 00:48:32,827 --> 00:48:34,578 Am I correct? 665 00:48:34,745 --> 00:48:36,454 I've heard of Blue Lou Boyle. 666 00:48:37,415 --> 00:48:41,710 I'm glad. Hopefully that will clear up the "how full of shit am I?"... 667 00:48:41,877 --> 00:48:44,004 ...question you've been asking yourself. 668 00:48:45,923 --> 00:48:48,008 We're going to have a little Q and A. 669 00:48:48,175 --> 00:48:50,844 And at the risk of sounding redundant, please... 670 00:48:51,012 --> 00:48:52,846 ...make your answers genuine. 671 00:48:53,848 --> 00:48:55,390 Want a Chesterfield? 672 00:48:56,058 --> 00:48:57,058 No. 673 00:48:58,269 --> 00:49:01,813 I have a son of my own, about your boy's age. 674 00:49:01,981 --> 00:49:07,277 I can imagine how painful this must be for you. But Clarence... 675 00:49:07,445 --> 00:49:10,405 ...and that bitch-whore girlfriend of his, brought this all on themselves. 676 00:49:10,573 --> 00:49:14,159 I implore you not to go down that road with them. 677 00:49:14,327 --> 00:49:17,829 You could always take comfort in the fact you never had a choice. 678 00:49:19,540 --> 00:49:24,586 Look, I'd like to help you if I could, but I haven't seen Clarence. 679 00:49:28,341 --> 00:49:30,216 You see that? 680 00:49:32,011 --> 00:49:36,473 That smarts, doesn't it? To get slammed in the nose. 681 00:49:36,641 --> 00:49:39,684 Fucks you all up. You get the pain shooting through your brain... 682 00:49:39,852 --> 00:49:41,561 ...your eyes fill up with water. 683 00:49:42,355 --> 00:49:44,314 It's not any kind of fun. 684 00:49:44,482 --> 00:49:49,361 But what I have to offer you, that's as good as it's gonna get. 685 00:49:49,528 --> 00:49:51,738 And it won't ever get that good again. 686 00:49:52,406 --> 00:49:56,368 We talked to your neighbors. They saw a Cadillac. 687 00:49:57,370 --> 00:49:59,245 Purple Cadillac. 688 00:49:59,413 --> 00:50:03,708 Clarence's purple Cadillac, parked in front of your trailer yesterday. 689 00:50:04,210 --> 00:50:06,252 Mr. Worley. 690 00:50:06,420 --> 00:50:08,254 Have you seen your son? 691 00:50:08,422 --> 00:50:10,215 I've seen him. 692 00:50:10,383 --> 00:50:14,761 I can't be sure of how much he told you. In the chance you're in the dark... 693 00:50:14,929 --> 00:50:17,263 ...about some of this, let me shed some light. 694 00:50:17,431 --> 00:50:19,766 That whore your boy hangs around with... 695 00:50:19,934 --> 00:50:22,811 ...her pimp is an associate of mine. 696 00:50:22,978 --> 00:50:25,230 Along with his pimping and other affairs... 697 00:50:25,398 --> 00:50:28,817 ...he works for me in a courier capacity. Well, apparently... 698 00:50:28,984 --> 00:50:32,445 ...that dirty little whore found out we were going to do some business... 699 00:50:32,613 --> 00:50:36,825 ...because your son, the cowboy, and his flame, came into the room blazing... 700 00:50:36,992 --> 00:50:40,829 ...and didn't stop, until they were pretty sure everybody was dead. 701 00:50:42,331 --> 00:50:44,541 What are you talking about? 702 00:50:44,709 --> 00:50:48,503 I'm talking about a massacre. They snatched my narcotics. 703 00:50:49,171 --> 00:50:51,798 Hightailed it out of there. Would have got away with it. 704 00:50:51,966 --> 00:50:55,135 But your son, fuckhead that he is... 705 00:50:55,302 --> 00:50:59,764 ...left his driver's license in the dead guy's hand. 706 00:51:02,226 --> 00:51:04,728 You know, I don't believe you. 707 00:51:04,895 --> 00:51:06,146 VINCENZO: That's of minor importance. 708 00:51:06,313 --> 00:51:09,774 What is of major fucking importance is that I believe you. 709 00:51:11,610 --> 00:51:13,111 Where did they go? 710 00:51:13,821 --> 00:51:15,822 On their honeymoon. 711 00:51:21,746 --> 00:51:24,497 I'm getting angry asking the same question a second time. 712 00:51:24,665 --> 00:51:25,832 Where did they go? 713 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:29,169 They didn't tell me. Now, you just wait a minute and listen to me. 714 00:51:29,336 --> 00:51:32,130 I haven't seen Clarence in three years. 715 00:51:32,798 --> 00:51:34,591 He shows up yesterday... 716 00:51:34,759 --> 00:51:38,178 ...with a young girl saying that he got married. 717 00:51:39,472 --> 00:51:43,975 He asked for some quick cash... 718 00:51:44,143 --> 00:51:50,064 ...to go on a honeymoon. He asked me if he could borrow $500. 719 00:51:50,232 --> 00:51:52,442 I felt like helping him. 720 00:51:52,610 --> 00:51:56,321 So I wrote him out a check. We went to breakfast in the morning. 721 00:51:57,782 --> 00:52:00,825 And that's the last I saw of him... 722 00:52:00,993 --> 00:52:02,911 ...so help me God. 723 00:52:04,079 --> 00:52:06,831 They never thought to tell me where they were going. 724 00:52:08,417 --> 00:52:10,877 And I never thought to ask. 725 00:52:20,304 --> 00:52:22,013 [SCREAMING] 726 00:52:33,692 --> 00:52:36,444 [SPEAKS IN ITALIAN] 727 00:52:39,490 --> 00:52:41,282 [SPEAKS IN ITALIAN] 728 00:52:42,576 --> 00:52:43,743 You know... 729 00:52:44,954 --> 00:52:48,331 ...Sicilians are great liars. 730 00:52:49,458 --> 00:52:51,042 The best in the world. 731 00:52:53,420 --> 00:52:54,796 I'm Sicilian. 732 00:52:54,964 --> 00:52:59,425 My father was the world heavyweight champion of Sicilian liars. 733 00:53:00,219 --> 00:53:03,847 From growing up with him, I learned the pantomime. 734 00:53:04,014 --> 00:53:06,766 There are 17 different things a guy can do when he lies... 735 00:53:06,934 --> 00:53:10,228 ...to give himself away. A guy has got 17 pantomimes. 736 00:53:10,396 --> 00:53:12,939 Woman has got 20. Guy has got 17. But... 737 00:53:13,107 --> 00:53:16,109 ...if you know them, like you know your own face... 738 00:53:16,277 --> 00:53:20,113 ...they would beat lie detectors all to hell. Now, what we got here... 739 00:53:20,281 --> 00:53:23,032 ...is a little game of show and tell. And you don't want to show me nothing. 740 00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:24,742 But you're telling me everything. 741 00:53:26,161 --> 00:53:30,707 I know you know where they are. So tell me... 742 00:53:30,875 --> 00:53:34,168 ...before I do some damage you won't walk away from. 743 00:53:37,131 --> 00:53:40,300 Could I have one of those Chesterfields now? 744 00:53:42,511 --> 00:53:43,636 Sure. 745 00:53:49,310 --> 00:53:55,982 You got a match? No, wait. No, no, don't bother, I got one. 746 00:54:05,326 --> 00:54:06,743 You're Sicilian, huh? 747 00:54:08,162 --> 00:54:09,329 Yeah, Sicilian. 748 00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:15,126 You know.... 749 00:54:16,587 --> 00:54:17,795 I read a lot. 750 00:54:18,839 --> 00:54:21,674 Especially things about history. 751 00:54:23,135 --> 00:54:25,553 I find that shit fascinating. 752 00:54:27,222 --> 00:54:30,099 Here's a fact, I don't know whether you know or not. 753 00:54:34,021 --> 00:54:38,024 Sicilians were spawned by niggers. 754 00:54:45,199 --> 00:54:46,741 Come again? 755 00:54:46,909 --> 00:54:48,117 [BOTH LAUGHING] 756 00:54:48,285 --> 00:54:52,121 It's a fact. Yeah. You see... 757 00:54:52,289 --> 00:54:56,668 ...Sicilians have black blood pumping through their hearts. 758 00:54:58,087 --> 00:55:01,339 And if you don't believe me, you can look it up. 759 00:55:01,507 --> 00:55:04,884 Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, you see... 760 00:55:05,052 --> 00:55:09,681 ...the Moors conquered Sicily. And the Moors are niggers. 761 00:55:10,641 --> 00:55:13,434 You see, way back then... 762 00:55:13,602 --> 00:55:17,063 ...Sicilians were like wops from northern Italy. 763 00:55:17,231 --> 00:55:19,691 They all had blond hair and blue eyes. 764 00:55:19,858 --> 00:55:22,235 But, well.... 765 00:55:23,070 --> 00:55:25,446 Then the Moors moved in there... 766 00:55:27,074 --> 00:55:29,325 ...they changed the whole country. 767 00:55:29,493 --> 00:55:34,372 They did so much fucking, with Sicilian women, huh? 768 00:55:34,540 --> 00:55:37,375 That they changed the whole blood line forever. 769 00:55:37,543 --> 00:55:40,878 That is why blond hair, blue eyes... 770 00:55:41,130 --> 00:55:44,841 ...became black hair and dark skin. 771 00:55:45,384 --> 00:55:49,262 You know, it's absolutely amazing to me... 772 00:55:50,806 --> 00:55:54,642 ...to think to this day, hundreds of years later... 773 00:55:56,645 --> 00:55:58,312 ...that Sicilians... 774 00:55:59,398 --> 00:56:02,066 ...still carry that nigger gene. 775 00:56:03,235 --> 00:56:04,402 Now, this.... 776 00:56:04,570 --> 00:56:05,778 [VINCENZO LAUGHING] 777 00:56:05,946 --> 00:56:08,197 No, I am quoting history. 778 00:56:09,033 --> 00:56:11,993 It's written, it's a fact. It's written. 779 00:56:12,786 --> 00:56:14,537 I love this guy. 780 00:56:19,877 --> 00:56:22,128 CLIFFORD: Your ancestors are niggers. 781 00:56:24,006 --> 00:56:25,131 Hey! 782 00:56:27,634 --> 00:56:30,261 And your great, great, great... 783 00:56:30,429 --> 00:56:33,056 ...great grandmother fucked a nigger. 784 00:56:35,642 --> 00:56:39,645 And she had a half-nigger kid. Now... 785 00:56:39,813 --> 00:56:43,441 ...if that is a fact, tell me: 786 00:56:44,151 --> 00:56:45,943 Am I lying? 787 00:56:49,448 --> 00:56:51,157 Because you... 788 00:56:53,452 --> 00:56:55,244 ...you are part eggplant. 789 00:56:55,412 --> 00:56:57,455 [BOTH LAUGHING] 790 00:57:03,754 --> 00:57:05,171 Egg! Egg! Egg! 791 00:57:06,298 --> 00:57:08,007 You're a cantaloupe. 792 00:57:18,727 --> 00:57:20,561 That was beautiful. 793 00:57:26,777 --> 00:57:28,402 Let me see that. 794 00:57:42,459 --> 00:57:45,002 I haven't killed anybody... 795 00:57:45,170 --> 00:57:46,587 ...since 1984. 796 00:57:50,300 --> 00:57:52,176 Go to this comedian's son's apartment. 797 00:57:53,387 --> 00:57:57,265 Come back with something that tells me where that asshole went. 798 00:57:57,432 --> 00:58:00,184 So I can wipe this egg off my face. 799 00:58:04,064 --> 00:58:05,314 [IN ITALIAN] 800 00:58:05,482 --> 00:58:07,817 [IN ITALIAN] 801 00:58:13,323 --> 00:58:16,242 Fix this fucked-up family for good. 802 00:58:21,331 --> 00:58:23,708 [IN ENGLISH] Hey, boss. 803 00:58:23,876 --> 00:58:26,169 Get ready to be happy. 804 00:58:27,546 --> 00:58:31,757 MAN [ON RADIO]: Morning, everybody. It's 6:22 here in L.A. I'm David Perry at KBLU. 805 00:58:31,925 --> 00:58:34,594 [AEROSMITH'S "THE OTHER SIDE" PLAYS ON RADIO] 806 00:58:46,231 --> 00:58:47,315 [AEROSMITH'S "THE OTHER SIDE" PLAYS ON RADIO] 807 00:58:47,482 --> 00:58:48,691 [KNOCKING] 808 00:58:48,859 --> 00:58:51,527 ALABAMA: Hello? Hi. 809 00:58:55,324 --> 00:58:56,616 Morning. 810 00:58:56,783 --> 00:58:58,201 DICK: Floyd. 811 00:59:00,037 --> 00:59:03,789 Floyd, can't you answer the door, at least, for me? 812 00:59:04,041 --> 00:59:06,667 FLOYD: Oh, man, I didn't even hear it. 813 00:59:06,835 --> 00:59:07,835 ALABAMA: Hello? 814 00:59:08,003 --> 00:59:09,795 DICK: You can't help me out every now and then? 815 00:59:09,963 --> 00:59:11,756 ALABAMA: Hi. FLOYD: Yes. 816 00:59:14,009 --> 00:59:16,886 -You call for a date? -Huh? 817 00:59:17,054 --> 00:59:18,304 [YELLS] 818 00:59:18,472 --> 00:59:19,847 I knew it was you! 819 00:59:21,850 --> 00:59:23,392 CLARENCE: Dick, this is Alabama. Alabama, this is Dick. 820 00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:24,852 DICK: Nice to meet you! 821 00:59:25,020 --> 00:59:26,437 CLARENCE: How long have you been living here? 822 00:59:26,605 --> 00:59:28,272 ALABAMA: Hi, I'm Alabama. DICK: Clarence, you look good! 823 00:59:28,440 --> 00:59:29,857 This is a great place, this is nice. 824 00:59:30,025 --> 00:59:32,944 Come on, I'm starving. Let's go get something to eat. Who's this? 825 00:59:33,111 --> 00:59:34,612 DICK: This is Floyd. CLARENCE: Floyd, all right. 826 00:59:34,780 --> 00:59:35,863 Go! Come on! 827 00:59:36,031 --> 00:59:38,491 Hey, Floyd. Watch yourself. Be careful. 828 00:59:39,660 --> 00:59:40,993 Hey. 829 00:59:45,999 --> 00:59:47,625 [SCREAMING ON TV] 830 00:59:54,883 --> 00:59:56,425 Hey, hey. I didn't tell you guys yet? 831 00:59:56,593 --> 01:00:00,137 I had this really, really good audition for T.J. Hooker the other day. 832 01:00:01,348 --> 01:00:04,267 -You're going to be on T.J. Hooker? DICK: Yeah, it's the new T.J. Hooker. 833 01:00:04,434 --> 01:00:06,936 -Knock on wood. -You get to meet Captain Kirk? 834 01:00:07,104 --> 01:00:09,063 Well, you don't get to meet him in the audition... 835 01:00:09,231 --> 01:00:11,315 ...but if I get the part, hope, hope.... 836 01:00:12,484 --> 01:00:14,944 -That would be amazing. -It would be cool, it would really be.... 837 01:00:15,112 --> 01:00:16,779 Meeting Captain Kirk, that would be cool. 838 01:00:27,499 --> 01:00:28,708 Here we are. 839 01:00:31,628 --> 01:00:33,129 The honeymoon suite. 840 01:00:36,216 --> 01:00:37,717 You're really in love, aren't you? 841 01:00:37,884 --> 01:00:41,220 For the very first time in my life. Know what that's like? 842 01:00:41,763 --> 01:00:42,805 No. 843 01:00:44,558 --> 01:00:46,767 -Nah. -Shut the fuck up. 844 01:00:47,185 --> 01:00:49,145 What are you doing in L.A. anyway, huh? 845 01:00:55,319 --> 01:00:59,613 Holy Mary, mother of God. This shit can't be real. 846 01:00:59,781 --> 01:01:02,074 CLARENCE: It'll get you high. -What? 847 01:01:02,826 --> 01:01:06,203 -I said, it'll get you high. ALABAMA: Hey, we got cable. 848 01:01:06,663 --> 01:01:07,830 You want some wine, sweetheart? 849 01:01:07,998 --> 01:01:11,375 ALABAMA: Yeah, just a little bit, I'm not much of a wine gal. 850 01:01:12,210 --> 01:01:14,295 That is fucking real. 851 01:01:14,463 --> 01:01:16,088 This is fucking real, Clarence. 852 01:01:16,256 --> 01:01:17,590 I certainly hope so. 853 01:01:18,342 --> 01:01:20,676 DICK: You've got a hell of a lot of cocaine here, man. 854 01:01:20,844 --> 01:01:21,844 I know. 855 01:01:22,012 --> 01:01:24,096 Do you realize how much fucking coke you have here? 856 01:01:24,264 --> 01:01:26,140 No, tell me. 857 01:01:26,725 --> 01:01:28,392 I don't know, but it's a fucking lot! 858 01:01:30,020 --> 01:01:32,313 This is Drexl's coke? 859 01:01:32,481 --> 01:01:35,024 No, Drexl is dead, you see. It's Clarence's coke. 860 01:01:35,192 --> 01:01:36,859 And Clarence, he can do whatever he wants with it. 861 01:01:37,027 --> 01:01:39,111 What Clarence wants to do is to sell it. 862 01:01:39,279 --> 01:01:41,280 Then me and Bama here, we're gonna jump on a jet plane... 863 01:01:41,448 --> 01:01:42,865 ...and spend the rest of our lives spending. 864 01:01:43,033 --> 01:01:45,076 So you got my letter? You lined up a buyer for me? 865 01:01:45,243 --> 01:01:47,244 Listen, Clarence, I'm not Joe Cocaine, okay? 866 01:01:47,412 --> 01:01:49,372 You are an actor, I mean, I hear these Hollywood guys... 867 01:01:49,539 --> 01:01:51,207 ...they get it delivered to the set all the time. 868 01:01:51,375 --> 01:01:53,709 Well, they do. All right? They do. 869 01:01:53,877 --> 01:01:55,878 And maybe one day, when I start being a successful actor... 870 01:01:56,046 --> 01:01:57,588 ...I'll be like one of those guys. 871 01:01:57,756 --> 01:02:00,341 But, until that day, I ain't got nothing. All right? 872 01:02:00,592 --> 01:02:03,135 I don't have a pot to piss in, or a window to throw it out. 873 01:02:03,303 --> 01:02:05,012 All I got is fucking Floyd. 874 01:02:05,180 --> 01:02:08,265 If you want me to help you sell a little bit at a time, that's all I can do. 875 01:02:08,433 --> 01:02:10,476 No, no, no. None of that little-bit-at-a-time shit. 876 01:02:10,644 --> 01:02:13,312 It's gotta be the whole enchilada in one shot and that's the way it's got to be. 877 01:02:13,480 --> 01:02:16,315 Clarence, do you have any idea how difficult that is going to be? 878 01:02:16,483 --> 01:02:18,275 What the fuck you are talking about? 879 01:02:18,443 --> 01:02:20,486 I'm offering half-a-million dollars worth of white for 200 grand. 880 01:02:20,654 --> 01:02:22,321 You're telling me that is going to be difficult? 881 01:02:22,489 --> 01:02:25,825 Very difficult. That's very difficult, do you understand? Listen to me. 882 01:02:25,992 --> 01:02:27,576 It's difficult because you're selling to a particular group... 883 01:02:27,744 --> 01:02:29,453 ...you understand what I'm talking about? 884 01:02:29,663 --> 01:02:32,998 Fat cats, big shots. Guys who can afford $200,000. 885 01:02:33,250 --> 01:02:35,543 Guys who can use a whole fucking suitcase full of cocaine. 886 01:02:35,961 --> 01:02:37,878 Basically, Clarence, guys I don't know. 887 01:02:38,046 --> 01:02:41,173 And guys you don't know. And more importantly, they don't know you. 888 01:02:46,012 --> 01:02:47,513 Come on, Dick. 889 01:02:52,853 --> 01:02:55,980 Okay, Clarence. Listen. 890 01:02:57,399 --> 01:02:59,191 There's one guy that I know... 891 01:02:59,359 --> 01:03:01,277 ...that could help you out, Clarence, but... 892 01:03:01,695 --> 01:03:04,113 ...I'm not guaranteeing you anything. 893 01:03:04,739 --> 01:03:05,990 Is he big-league? 894 01:03:06,366 --> 01:03:09,910 No. He's not big-league. Okay? 895 01:03:10,537 --> 01:03:15,040 But he works as an assistant to a very big movie producer named Lee Donowitz. 896 01:03:15,208 --> 01:03:17,418 Lee Donowitz could afford... 897 01:03:17,586 --> 01:03:20,254 ...and can use, $200,000 worth of coke. 898 01:03:21,173 --> 01:03:23,007 Being that's what you have. 899 01:03:23,175 --> 01:03:25,342 All right, so what did you tell him? 900 01:03:26,136 --> 01:03:28,095 What the fuck do you expect me to tell him, huh? 901 01:03:28,263 --> 01:03:30,598 I mean, I didn't know what was bullshit and what wasn't. 902 01:03:30,849 --> 01:03:34,977 And besides, Floyd smoked the second page of the letter. Okay? 903 01:03:35,145 --> 01:03:37,188 What's this acting-class guy's name? 904 01:03:37,355 --> 01:03:38,939 Elliot. 905 01:03:39,900 --> 01:03:41,025 Elliot what? 906 01:03:41,193 --> 01:03:43,068 Elliot Blitzer. 907 01:03:43,904 --> 01:03:46,363 Okay. We'll get him on the phone and we'll arrange a meeting... 908 01:03:46,531 --> 01:03:49,533 ...so we can get through all this getting-to-know-you stuff, all right? 909 01:03:49,701 --> 01:03:50,910 [MUSIC PLAYS ON TV] 910 01:03:51,077 --> 01:03:53,704 -Where? -Where should we meet? 911 01:03:57,417 --> 01:03:59,752 -Roller coaster. -Roller coasters. 912 01:04:04,299 --> 01:04:08,427 So, you have $500,000-worth of cola... 913 01:04:08,595 --> 01:04:10,554 ...that you are unloading for $200,000. 914 01:04:10,722 --> 01:04:12,640 You want an animal cracker? 915 01:04:12,807 --> 01:04:15,059 Um, thanks. 916 01:04:15,769 --> 01:04:18,020 Wait, save the gorillas. 917 01:04:20,106 --> 01:04:22,775 That's okay. Thanks. 918 01:04:22,984 --> 01:04:24,485 So, you got... 919 01:04:25,237 --> 01:04:27,112 ...$500,000 worth of cola... 920 01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:29,281 ...that you're unloading for $200,000. 921 01:04:29,699 --> 01:04:32,743 "Unloading." That's a hell of a way to describe the bargain of a lifetime. 922 01:04:34,287 --> 01:04:37,039 -Where did you get it? -Where did I get it? 923 01:04:38,208 --> 01:04:41,293 I grow it on my windowsill. See, the light is really good up there. 924 01:04:41,461 --> 01:04:45,881 I'm up high enough off the street so, you know, you can't see it. It works perfectly. 925 01:04:46,091 --> 01:04:47,091 Yeah. 926 01:04:48,927 --> 01:04:50,678 Where--? Really, where does it come from? 927 01:04:51,304 --> 01:04:52,555 -Where does it come from? -Yeah. 928 01:04:52,722 --> 01:04:54,056 Coca leaves. 929 01:04:54,224 --> 01:04:55,474 You're sick, you know what? I'm out of here. 930 01:04:55,642 --> 01:04:57,142 Elliot, chill out, chill out. 931 01:04:57,310 --> 01:04:59,228 Come on, sit down here. All right? 932 01:04:59,396 --> 01:05:01,313 We're both here, we might as well enjoy the ride. All right? 933 01:05:01,481 --> 01:05:04,149 I'll tell you. Okay? But you have to promise me you'll keep it quiet. 934 01:05:04,317 --> 01:05:05,651 If Dick hadn't ensured me you're good people... 935 01:05:05,819 --> 01:05:07,278 ...I'd just tell you, none of your fucking business. 936 01:05:07,445 --> 01:05:09,655 -Okay, okay. -This is going to be fun. 937 01:05:10,949 --> 01:05:12,032 Let's go! 938 01:05:13,076 --> 01:05:16,495 CLARENCE: The truth of the matter is this: I got a friend in the department. 939 01:05:16,663 --> 01:05:18,122 -What department? -What department? 940 01:05:18,290 --> 01:05:19,540 What do you think, eight ball? 941 01:05:21,585 --> 01:05:22,668 The police department? 942 01:05:22,836 --> 01:05:25,588 Give the man a prize! All right, now, about a year and a half ago... 943 01:05:25,755 --> 01:05:27,840 ...this friend of mine got access to the evidence room. 944 01:05:28,008 --> 01:05:30,884 And he snagged this coke, but he's a good cop with a wife and a kid. 945 01:05:31,052 --> 01:05:33,137 So he held on to it for about a year and a half... 946 01:05:33,305 --> 01:05:35,556 -...until he found a guy he could trust. -And he trusts you? 947 01:05:35,724 --> 01:05:37,683 Yeah, he trusts me, we were in 4-H together. 948 01:05:37,851 --> 01:05:39,602 We've known each other since childhood. 949 01:05:39,769 --> 01:05:41,729 So I'm handling the sales part, he's my silent partner... 950 01:05:41,896 --> 01:05:44,273 ...and he knows, if I get fucked up, I won't drop dime on him. 951 01:05:44,441 --> 01:05:46,525 -Uh-huh. -Now, no further, you understand. 952 01:05:46,693 --> 01:05:48,777 All right, he's kind of paranoid, I didn't tell you nothing. 953 01:05:48,945 --> 01:05:51,405 -You didn't hear nothing. -I didn't hear nothing. 954 01:05:51,573 --> 01:05:54,241 All right! Here we go! 955 01:05:59,122 --> 01:06:00,664 Ride it out, baby! 956 01:06:11,176 --> 01:06:12,509 Yeah! 957 01:06:13,053 --> 01:06:17,431 We're going in for another one! Hang on, Elliot! Whoo! 958 01:06:31,237 --> 01:06:35,074 Oh, yeah, we got this puppy. This was a good idea. 959 01:06:41,748 --> 01:06:43,666 Elliot looks a little green. 960 01:06:49,214 --> 01:06:51,924 Elliot, do I look like a beautiful blond with big tits and an ass... 961 01:06:52,092 --> 01:06:54,218 ...that tastes like French-vanilla ice cream? 962 01:06:55,762 --> 01:06:57,096 What? 963 01:06:57,263 --> 01:07:00,057 I said, do I look like a beautiful blond with big tits and an ass... 964 01:07:00,225 --> 01:07:01,850 ...that tastes like French-vanilla ice cream? 965 01:07:02,602 --> 01:07:03,686 No. 966 01:07:03,853 --> 01:07:05,771 No. Okay, then why are you telling me all this bullshit, huh? 967 01:07:05,939 --> 01:07:07,856 What, do you want to fuck me? 968 01:07:08,108 --> 01:07:10,484 Clarence. He's sick, man. 969 01:07:10,652 --> 01:07:11,902 Let me handle this, all right? 970 01:07:12,070 --> 01:07:14,113 ELLIOT: Look. You know what? Just get it straight. 971 01:07:14,656 --> 01:07:18,784 Lee is not into taking risks, okay? 972 01:07:18,952 --> 01:07:23,372 He's got a couple of guys, he's been dealing with them for years. 973 01:07:23,540 --> 01:07:26,667 They're reliable, they're dependable, and they're safe. 974 01:07:27,794 --> 01:07:29,753 Riddle me this, Batman. I mean, if you're all... 975 01:07:29,921 --> 01:07:32,089 ...so much in love with each other, what the hell are you doing here? 976 01:07:32,257 --> 01:07:34,091 I'm sure you've got better things to do with your time... 977 01:07:34,259 --> 01:07:36,468 ...than hang around upside-down on a roller coaster all day. 978 01:07:37,220 --> 01:07:40,347 I mean, your guy is interested because with that much shit at his fingertips... 979 01:07:40,640 --> 01:07:43,308 ...he could play Joe-fucking-Hollywood until the wheels come off. 980 01:07:43,476 --> 01:07:45,185 You know? He can sell it, he can snort it... 981 01:07:45,353 --> 01:07:47,646 ...he can play Santa Claus with it as far as I'm concerned. 982 01:07:47,856 --> 01:07:49,148 I mean, at the price he's paying... 983 01:07:49,315 --> 01:07:50,983 ...he's going to be able to afford to just throw it around. 984 01:07:51,151 --> 01:07:52,317 He's going to be everybody's best friend. 985 01:07:52,485 --> 01:07:55,154 All right? I mean, I'm not putting him down, here. 986 01:07:55,363 --> 01:07:57,072 It's his money, let him do whatever the hell he wants. 987 01:07:57,323 --> 01:07:59,324 But don't expect me and my friends to hang around forever... 988 01:07:59,492 --> 01:08:01,285 ...waiting for you guys to grow some guts, all right? 989 01:08:01,453 --> 01:08:02,494 [VOMITS] 990 01:08:02,662 --> 01:08:03,662 Jesus. 991 01:08:03,913 --> 01:08:05,289 [JERRY DELMONICO'S "EVERYBODY LOVES SOMEBODY" PLAYS ON CAR STEREO] 992 01:08:05,457 --> 01:08:06,582 [PHONE RINGS] 993 01:08:06,750 --> 01:08:09,168 -Yeah, hello. -Hi, Lee. 994 01:08:09,335 --> 01:08:12,713 Elliot, it's Sunday. Can you tell me why I'm talking to you on Sunday? 995 01:08:13,173 --> 01:08:15,758 I don't see enough of you all week, I gotta talk to you on Sunday, too? 996 01:08:15,925 --> 01:08:19,511 I'm with that party that you wanted me to get together with, Lee. 997 01:08:19,846 --> 01:08:20,929 You know who I'm talking about? 998 01:08:21,097 --> 01:08:23,682 I don't believe this. Elliot, why the hell are you talking to me... 999 01:08:23,850 --> 01:08:25,517 ...on my phone about that? 1000 01:08:25,894 --> 01:08:31,190 Well, because I'm standing with the guy, and he insists on talking to you. 1001 01:08:31,357 --> 01:08:33,442 What, are you out of your fucking mind? 1002 01:08:35,862 --> 01:08:39,364 He said that if I didn't get you on the phone, that he would leave.... 1003 01:08:39,532 --> 01:08:42,618 Hello, Lee, it's Clarence. At last, we speak. 1004 01:08:42,786 --> 01:08:45,204 Now, first of all, Lee, I want to tell you I'm a real big fan of yours. 1005 01:08:45,371 --> 01:08:47,539 That's why I want to open Dr. Zhivago in L.A. 1006 01:08:47,749 --> 01:08:49,917 And I need you and your abilities to distribute it. 1007 01:08:50,084 --> 01:08:52,878 Uh, Clarence.... 1008 01:08:53,046 --> 01:08:54,171 I don't know, Clarence. 1009 01:08:54,339 --> 01:08:56,256 Dr. Zhivago is a pretty big movie, you know. 1010 01:08:56,424 --> 01:08:58,300 The biggest. The biggest movie you've ever dealt with, Lee. 1011 01:08:58,468 --> 01:08:59,927 I mean, we're talking a lot of film, here. 1012 01:09:00,094 --> 01:09:02,805 A man would have to be an idiot not to be a little bit cautious... 1013 01:09:02,972 --> 01:09:04,264 ...about a movie like that. 1014 01:09:04,432 --> 01:09:06,600 And, Lee, you're no idiot. 1015 01:09:06,768 --> 01:09:08,560 No, no, no. I'm not saying I'm not interested, Clarence. 1016 01:09:08,728 --> 01:09:10,813 It's just that being a distributor is not what I'm all about. 1017 01:09:10,980 --> 01:09:12,773 I'm a movie producer, you know? 1018 01:09:12,941 --> 01:09:15,025 I'm on this earth to make good movies, nothing more... 1019 01:09:15,193 --> 01:09:17,110 ...and nothing, well, maybe less, sometimes. 1020 01:09:17,445 --> 01:09:18,570 Hey! 1021 01:09:19,405 --> 01:09:21,907 Choose a fucking lane! 1022 01:09:22,408 --> 01:09:24,827 No, not you, just some idiot who-- Don't give me the finger! 1023 01:09:24,994 --> 01:09:26,620 I'll fucking have you killed! 1024 01:09:27,705 --> 01:09:29,790 So, bottom line is I'm not Paramount. 1025 01:09:29,958 --> 01:09:31,083 You know what I'm saying? 1026 01:09:31,292 --> 01:09:33,085 I got a select few distributors I deal with. 1027 01:09:33,253 --> 01:09:36,088 I buy their little movies and I accomplish what I want to accomplish... 1028 01:09:36,339 --> 01:09:38,257 ...and I get the fuck out of there. Very business-like... 1029 01:09:38,424 --> 01:09:40,342 ...and very easy, and very little risk, Clarence. 1030 01:09:40,510 --> 01:09:41,927 Lee, we are talking Dr. Zhivago, here. 1031 01:09:42,095 --> 01:09:44,012 This will be packing them in for a year and a half. 1032 01:09:44,180 --> 01:09:46,139 Two years. That's two years you're not going to have to deal... 1033 01:09:46,307 --> 01:09:47,724 ...with anybody else's movie but mine, all right? 1034 01:09:47,892 --> 01:09:51,395 Nobody's but yours. Well, what's the rush here? 1035 01:09:51,563 --> 01:09:53,522 I just want to be able to announce this deal at Cannes. 1036 01:09:53,690 --> 01:09:55,941 All right? If I had time for a courtship, Lee, I would. 1037 01:09:56,109 --> 01:09:58,777 I'd take you out, I'd hold your hand, I'd kiss your cheek at the door. 1038 01:09:58,945 --> 01:10:00,153 But I'm not in that position. 1039 01:10:00,321 --> 01:10:03,740 I need to know right now if you and I are in bed together or not. 1040 01:10:03,908 --> 01:10:06,201 If you want my movie, Lee, you're going to have to come to terms... 1041 01:10:06,369 --> 01:10:07,619 ...with your fear and desire. 1042 01:10:09,122 --> 01:10:11,290 Fear and desire, huh, Clarence? 1043 01:10:13,001 --> 01:10:16,420 Don't you know that my films have grossed more than 2.8 billion, Clarence? 1044 01:10:16,588 --> 01:10:17,588 Let me talk to Elliot. 1045 01:10:17,755 --> 01:10:19,840 -You want to talk to Elliot? -Let me talk to Elliot. 1046 01:10:21,217 --> 01:10:23,385 Elliot. He wants to talk to you. 1047 01:10:25,680 --> 01:10:28,807 -Hi, Lee. -Elliot, where do you know this guy from? 1048 01:10:29,058 --> 01:10:31,351 He's a friend of Dick's, remember? 1049 01:10:31,644 --> 01:10:33,020 Who the fuck is Dick? 1050 01:10:36,858 --> 01:10:39,610 You want me to suck his dick? 1051 01:10:39,986 --> 01:10:40,986 Who the fuck is Dick? 1052 01:10:41,195 --> 01:10:43,614 -Oh, who the fuck is Dick? -Yeah. 1053 01:10:43,781 --> 01:10:45,532 Dick is my-- He's my friend. He's in my acting class. 1054 01:10:45,700 --> 01:10:46,742 You told him I'm an actor? 1055 01:10:46,910 --> 01:10:50,954 Is he any good? Is he talented, or...? Really? 1056 01:10:51,122 --> 01:10:52,956 How does Dick know this guy? 1057 01:10:54,834 --> 01:10:56,043 They grew up together. 1058 01:10:56,210 --> 01:10:59,171 Okay, Wednesday at the hotel. Three o'clock. 1059 01:10:59,339 --> 01:11:01,006 Bring the whole fucking cast, all right? 1060 01:11:01,174 --> 01:11:05,010 Elliot, don't call me here anymore, especially not on Sunday, all right? 1061 01:11:06,012 --> 01:11:07,304 DICK: What did he say? 1062 01:11:07,472 --> 01:11:09,556 Okay, just hold on for a second. Shut up for a second. 1063 01:11:09,724 --> 01:11:11,934 Hey, you guys. This is what's going to happen. 1064 01:11:12,352 --> 01:11:16,021 Three o'clock, Beverly Ambassador, he wants to see everybody. Okay? 1065 01:11:16,522 --> 01:11:19,858 And he'll talk to you. If after talking to you he likes you... 1066 01:11:20,109 --> 01:11:21,777 ...wants to deal with you, he'll deal with you. 1067 01:11:21,945 --> 01:11:25,113 If he doesn't, he'll say "fuck you," and he'll walk out of the room. 1068 01:11:25,365 --> 01:11:27,532 -Did you tell him I was a...? -Shut up for a second. 1069 01:11:27,784 --> 01:11:29,826 And he wants a sample bag. 1070 01:11:29,994 --> 01:11:32,245 -No problem on all counts. -Great. 1071 01:11:32,538 --> 01:11:34,039 DICK: Did you tell him I was an actor? 1072 01:11:34,707 --> 01:11:36,041 Yes, I told him. 1073 01:11:36,250 --> 01:11:38,877 -You told him I was good? -Yeah, I lied. 1074 01:11:47,261 --> 01:11:49,930 [MUSIC PLAYS ON TV] 1075 01:11:55,812 --> 01:11:56,812 Hi. 1076 01:11:56,980 --> 01:11:58,563 -How are you doing? -Oh, pretty good. 1077 01:11:58,731 --> 01:12:00,732 -Dick? Dick Richie? -No. 1078 01:12:00,942 --> 01:12:02,567 No, he's not here right now. 1079 01:12:04,904 --> 01:12:07,406 -You live here? -Yes, I do. 1080 01:12:07,991 --> 01:12:10,409 You're sort of roommates? 1081 01:12:10,576 --> 01:12:12,703 Exactly roommates. 1082 01:12:13,079 --> 01:12:15,080 Maybe you can help me, I'm looking for a friend of mine. 1083 01:12:15,248 --> 01:12:17,249 FLOYD: Sure. -Clarence Worley from Detroit? 1084 01:12:17,417 --> 01:12:19,459 He's traveling with a real pretty girl named Alabama? 1085 01:12:19,627 --> 01:12:21,962 Oh, yeah, man, I know them. They've been by here. 1086 01:12:22,130 --> 01:12:23,213 -You've seen them? -Mm-hm. 1087 01:12:23,381 --> 01:12:25,966 -Are they staying here? -No, they're staying at the... 1088 01:12:26,926 --> 01:12:31,179 ...Safari Motor-- Motel Inn. Safari Motel. 1089 01:12:32,223 --> 01:12:33,807 -Safari Motel. -Yes. 1090 01:12:35,101 --> 01:12:37,769 How do you know that? I mean, have you been over there? 1091 01:12:38,271 --> 01:12:44,401 No, they were here, and they said they were going to go there. 1092 01:12:44,569 --> 01:12:46,403 Then they went. 1093 01:12:46,946 --> 01:12:49,031 -Yeah? -Yeah, Safari Motel. 1094 01:12:49,282 --> 01:12:50,449 -Safari Motel. -Uh-huh. 1095 01:12:50,658 --> 01:12:53,744 Hey, you want to watch some TV or something? They might be back here. 1096 01:12:53,911 --> 01:12:55,412 No, no, thank you. Thank you, though. 1097 01:12:55,580 --> 01:12:56,788 Okay. 1098 01:12:56,998 --> 01:13:00,959 -You take care, I might be back. -Yeah, man. Okay, be cool. 1099 01:13:05,298 --> 01:13:10,302 Don't condescend me, man. I'll fucking kill you, man. 1100 01:13:16,976 --> 01:13:20,020 I'm so proud of you. Did I do my part okay? 1101 01:13:20,188 --> 01:13:21,313 Babalu, you were perfect. 1102 01:13:21,481 --> 01:13:23,648 -Like a ninja? -Like a ninja. 1103 01:13:23,816 --> 01:13:25,817 I'm going to go grab us something to eat. 1104 01:13:27,195 --> 01:13:30,238 I'm going to go jump in the tub and get all wet, and slippery, and soapy. 1105 01:13:30,573 --> 01:13:33,658 And hop onto that waterbed. And watch X-rated movies... 1106 01:13:33,826 --> 01:13:36,161 ...until you get your ass back into my loving arms. 1107 01:13:39,332 --> 01:13:40,499 Hurry back now. 1108 01:13:48,841 --> 01:13:51,051 We now return to Bullitt already in progress. 1109 01:13:52,428 --> 01:13:54,471 [CAR HORN HONKING] 1110 01:13:59,310 --> 01:14:01,978 [THE SHIRELLES' "WILL YOU LOVE ME TOMORROW" PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS] 1111 01:14:02,980 --> 01:14:03,980 Hi. 1112 01:14:06,025 --> 01:14:07,526 Hi! 1113 01:14:07,693 --> 01:14:10,362 [ALABAMA LAUGHS] 1114 01:14:17,036 --> 01:14:19,830 -Cigarette? -No. 1115 01:14:24,836 --> 01:14:26,086 That's a very nice outfit. 1116 01:14:28,464 --> 01:14:29,464 This? 1117 01:14:30,007 --> 01:14:33,718 I got this in Las Vegas, Nevada. 1118 01:14:43,896 --> 01:14:48,358 Alabama, where's our coke? And where's Clarence? 1119 01:14:48,526 --> 01:14:49,985 When's he coming back? 1120 01:14:51,112 --> 01:14:53,238 I'm sorry, I think you have the wrong room. 1121 01:14:53,781 --> 01:14:54,948 My name is Sadie. 1122 01:14:57,535 --> 01:15:00,537 We don't have any coke, but there's a Pepsi machine down the hall. 1123 01:15:02,248 --> 01:15:05,083 I don't know anybody named Clarence. But perhaps my husband does. 1124 01:15:05,251 --> 01:15:09,921 You can ask him because he'll be home in a minute. He plays football. 1125 01:15:11,549 --> 01:15:13,717 He's just at practice. 1126 01:15:23,019 --> 01:15:25,937 -Give me your hand. -Okay. 1127 01:15:32,195 --> 01:15:34,196 You are unbelievably cute. 1128 01:15:35,198 --> 01:15:37,782 Thank you. Thanks. 1129 01:15:39,911 --> 01:15:41,203 Let me see those eyes. 1130 01:15:44,540 --> 01:15:45,790 What a face. 1131 01:15:48,628 --> 01:15:52,464 -Do me a favor. Turn around for me. -Okay. 1132 01:15:53,466 --> 01:15:54,966 No, go the other way. 1133 01:15:56,135 --> 01:15:57,510 Okay. 1134 01:15:59,388 --> 01:16:00,639 [THUDS] 1135 01:16:00,806 --> 01:16:03,475 [HUMMING] 1136 01:16:15,529 --> 01:16:18,031 -That hurts, don't it? -Uh-huh. 1137 01:16:18,199 --> 01:16:20,533 Get on your feet, sweetie. You ain't hurt that bad. 1138 01:16:23,204 --> 01:16:25,830 Now, where's our coke? Where's Clarence? 1139 01:16:25,998 --> 01:16:27,499 And when's he coming back? 1140 01:16:28,584 --> 01:16:31,169 Okay, okay. 1141 01:16:34,173 --> 01:16:35,382 Fuck you. 1142 01:16:37,218 --> 01:16:38,677 Fuck me.... 1143 01:16:40,429 --> 01:16:41,846 [GRUNTS] 1144 01:16:42,014 --> 01:16:44,599 [GASPING] 1145 01:16:45,851 --> 01:16:47,435 What's the matter, baby, huh? 1146 01:16:48,813 --> 01:16:50,355 Can't breathe? 1147 01:16:54,777 --> 01:16:56,278 You better get used to that. 1148 01:16:58,948 --> 01:17:01,074 -Hi. -Smells like hamburgers in here. 1149 01:17:01,325 --> 01:17:04,119 Tell me, what is the biggest, fattest hamburger you guys got? 1150 01:17:04,453 --> 01:17:06,371 That would be Steve's Double Chili Cheeseburger. 1151 01:17:06,539 --> 01:17:08,707 -Well, give me two of them bad boys. -Uh-huh. 1152 01:17:08,874 --> 01:17:12,961 Two chili fries. And two large diet cokes. 1153 01:17:13,212 --> 01:17:14,421 Anything else? 1154 01:17:17,300 --> 01:17:20,218 Come here. Look at yourself! Look! Take a good look! 1155 01:17:20,553 --> 01:17:22,137 You think your boyfriend would go through this shit? 1156 01:17:22,305 --> 01:17:25,056 If you do you're fucking stupid. You know that? 1157 01:17:25,558 --> 01:17:29,019 You're a very pretty girl, Alabama. But you ain't going to be very pretty for very long. 1158 01:17:29,186 --> 01:17:33,189 I'm going to ask you a fucking question. And you give me the right fucking answer! 1159 01:17:34,400 --> 01:17:38,570 Now, where's my coke? 1160 01:17:44,035 --> 01:17:45,994 Turn around. Turn around! 1161 01:17:47,288 --> 01:17:48,747 Answer me! 1162 01:17:53,419 --> 01:17:55,211 Come on. 1163 01:17:59,842 --> 01:18:01,092 You got a lot of heart, kid. 1164 01:18:01,260 --> 01:18:02,260 [ALABAMA LAUGHS] 1165 01:18:04,847 --> 01:18:07,057 CLARENCE: Yeah, that is a great issue. 1166 01:18:07,600 --> 01:18:09,267 You gotten to the story on Elvis yet? 1167 01:18:10,770 --> 01:18:13,104 No. I hadn't. 1168 01:18:13,272 --> 01:18:16,066 See, that is probably the single best piece I've read on Elvis Presley... 1169 01:18:16,233 --> 01:18:18,360 ...in my entire life. Look at this. 1170 01:18:19,278 --> 01:18:20,904 Look. See, it tries to pin down... 1171 01:18:21,072 --> 01:18:23,114 ...what the attraction is after all these years. 1172 01:18:23,866 --> 01:18:26,910 It covers the whole spectrum. Talks to the fans... 1173 01:18:27,119 --> 01:18:29,204 ...people who grew up with him, people who love his music. 1174 01:18:29,747 --> 01:18:31,581 Then, there's the fanatics. Right? 1175 01:18:32,375 --> 01:18:34,584 I don't know about you, but they give me the creeps. 1176 01:18:36,337 --> 01:18:39,547 -Yeah, yeah, I see what you mean. -I mean, look at her. 1177 01:18:39,715 --> 01:18:43,301 It looks like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. 1178 01:18:51,060 --> 01:18:54,521 Now, the first time you kill somebody, that's the hardest. 1179 01:18:56,482 --> 01:18:59,567 I don't give a shit if you're fucking Wyatt Earp or Jack the Ripper. 1180 01:19:06,117 --> 01:19:09,786 Remember that guy in Texas? The guy up in that fucking tower, killed all them people? 1181 01:19:11,664 --> 01:19:14,582 I bet you green money that first little black dot he took a bead on... 1182 01:19:14,750 --> 01:19:16,251 ...that was the bitch of the bunch. 1183 01:19:19,213 --> 01:19:21,381 First one is tough. No fucking fooling. 1184 01:19:22,633 --> 01:19:24,843 The second one, the second one ain't no fucking Mardi Gras either... 1185 01:19:25,010 --> 01:19:26,511 ...but it's better than the first one... 1186 01:19:26,679 --> 01:19:29,931 ...because you still feel the same thing, except it's more diluted. 1187 01:19:30,099 --> 01:19:32,142 You know, it's better. 1188 01:19:33,352 --> 01:19:35,019 I threw up on the first one, you believe that? 1189 01:19:37,356 --> 01:19:38,731 Then the third one. 1190 01:19:39,400 --> 01:19:41,818 The third one is easy, you level right off. 1191 01:19:44,780 --> 01:19:48,366 That's no problem. Now.... Shit. 1192 01:19:49,410 --> 01:19:52,120 Now I do it just to watch their fucking expression change. 1193 01:20:01,755 --> 01:20:03,465 I don't fucking believe it. 1194 01:20:05,718 --> 01:20:07,719 Did you put it under the bed? 1195 01:20:07,887 --> 01:20:09,804 Uh-huh. 1196 01:20:09,972 --> 01:20:11,723 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 1197 01:20:11,891 --> 01:20:14,642 I can't believe it. You put it under the fucking bed. 1198 01:20:14,852 --> 01:20:16,728 I didn't look under the fucking bed. 1199 01:20:21,442 --> 01:20:23,193 I can't believe you put it under the fucking bed. 1200 01:20:23,360 --> 01:20:25,445 And I can't believe I didn't look under the fucking bed. 1201 01:20:25,613 --> 01:20:27,238 I'm getting fucking old. 1202 01:20:29,074 --> 01:20:32,577 Journey's end, baby. Snow at the end of the rainbow. 1203 01:20:35,581 --> 01:20:37,499 One less thing I gotta fucking worry about. 1204 01:20:48,344 --> 01:20:49,886 This is it, baby. 1205 01:20:51,472 --> 01:20:52,555 Moment of truth. 1206 01:21:02,608 --> 01:21:04,317 You got a lot of heart, kid, you know that? 1207 01:21:07,279 --> 01:21:08,530 You want to play? 1208 01:21:09,281 --> 01:21:11,616 Huh? Is that what you want? 1209 01:21:12,618 --> 01:21:14,118 You want to play with Daddy? 1210 01:21:14,537 --> 01:21:17,705 Come on. Come on, I'll give you one shot because I like you. 1211 01:21:17,873 --> 01:21:20,542 Stick it in me, baby. Come on, stick it in Daddy. 1212 01:21:21,669 --> 01:21:24,462 Stick it in me. Go ahead. 1213 01:21:24,797 --> 01:21:27,131 Come on, come on! Come on! 1214 01:21:27,299 --> 01:21:29,259 [SCREAMS] 1215 01:21:34,515 --> 01:21:36,182 Motherfucker! 1216 01:21:47,695 --> 01:21:50,488 All right. No more Mr. Fucking-Nice-Guy. 1217 01:21:50,864 --> 01:21:52,156 ALABAMA: Oh, God! 1218 01:21:56,495 --> 01:21:57,787 [SCREAMS] 1219 01:21:59,915 --> 01:22:01,499 VIRGIL: What do you think of that?! 1220 01:22:02,293 --> 01:22:04,419 What do you think about that, baby? What do you think about that? 1221 01:22:04,587 --> 01:22:06,296 Wait! Wait! 1222 01:22:06,672 --> 01:22:07,714 What? 1223 01:22:07,881 --> 01:22:09,424 [LAUGHING] 1224 01:22:09,592 --> 01:22:12,260 -What the fuck are you laughing at? -You look ridiculous! 1225 01:22:16,849 --> 01:22:19,892 Come here! I look fucking ridiculous! Get up! Laugh it up! 1226 01:22:20,311 --> 01:22:21,853 Come on, laugh it up! 1227 01:22:22,313 --> 01:22:24,230 You were in hysterics a minute ago, so laugh! 1228 01:22:24,398 --> 01:22:26,649 -You like that, don't you? -Fuck you! 1229 01:22:26,984 --> 01:22:30,194 Shit! Fucking cunt! 1230 01:22:41,540 --> 01:22:43,583 [VIRGIL SCREAMING] 1231 01:23:04,063 --> 01:23:06,773 [SCREAMS] 1232 01:23:19,161 --> 01:23:21,579 [CRYING] 1233 01:23:29,004 --> 01:23:34,175 Fuck! Motherfucker! Bama, we gotta go! Jesus Christ! 1234 01:23:34,426 --> 01:23:36,761 Come on, darling. We gotta get the fuck out of here! 1235 01:23:37,096 --> 01:23:39,389 Come on. 1236 01:23:39,556 --> 01:23:42,225 The cops are gonna be here any fucking second! 1237 01:23:42,393 --> 01:23:46,938 Fuck! Fuck! Come on. Fuck. 1238 01:23:47,439 --> 01:23:50,441 I'm sorry. Fuck. 1239 01:23:53,570 --> 01:23:55,113 [CAR HORN HONKS] 1240 01:24:01,328 --> 01:24:03,579 Fuck! Fuck! 1241 01:24:04,289 --> 01:24:08,626 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1242 01:24:10,295 --> 01:24:11,462 Get the fuck out of the way! 1243 01:24:11,797 --> 01:24:14,674 [ROBERT PALMER'S "(LOVE IS) THE TENDER TRAP" PLAYS ON CAR STEREO] 1244 01:24:21,640 --> 01:24:22,974 [SIREN WAILING] 1245 01:24:23,142 --> 01:24:24,475 Oh, fuck! 1246 01:24:25,352 --> 01:24:26,644 -Fuck! -What? 1247 01:24:26,812 --> 01:24:31,232 I don't fucking believe this! Look! Goddamn it! I knew it! I fucking knew it! 1248 01:24:43,454 --> 01:24:46,330 Oh, fuck, I should have my goddamn head examined for driving like this. 1249 01:24:46,999 --> 01:24:49,208 Look, Carla.... Kandi.... 1250 01:24:49,376 --> 01:24:51,836 -Kandi, you've got to help me. -What can I do? 1251 01:24:52,129 --> 01:24:54,589 -Take this. Take this. Hold this. -What are you? High? No. 1252 01:24:55,007 --> 01:24:57,884 -Fucking put this in your purse. -I'm not going to put that shit in my purse. 1253 01:24:58,051 --> 01:25:01,179 He's not going to search you, you didn't do anything. Now just put it in your bra! 1254 01:25:01,346 --> 01:25:02,346 I'm not wearing one. 1255 01:25:02,598 --> 01:25:05,600 Please, please, he's almost here! Just fucking put it in your pants! 1256 01:25:05,768 --> 01:25:07,935 -Just put it in your pants! -No. 1257 01:25:08,479 --> 01:25:13,191 -You're the one who wanted to drive fast. -Read my lips. No. 1258 01:25:14,485 --> 01:25:16,569 -Asshole. -After all I did for you, you fucking whore! 1259 01:25:16,737 --> 01:25:18,112 Who the fuck do you think you...? 1260 01:25:18,280 --> 01:25:20,490 [LAUGHING] 1261 01:25:25,037 --> 01:25:26,078 Hi. 1262 01:25:26,997 --> 01:25:29,957 Hey, look, dickhead. It's your bad luck that we caught you speeding... 1263 01:25:30,292 --> 01:25:33,336 ...and it's your bad luck that you had a bag of uncut cocaine. 1264 01:25:33,504 --> 01:25:35,797 -Not a tiny little vial. -A fucking baggy. 1265 01:25:35,964 --> 01:25:37,507 Hey, you got caught. 1266 01:25:37,674 --> 01:25:40,051 It's all fun and fucking games, until you get caught, but now we got you. 1267 01:25:40,219 --> 01:25:42,804 Okay, Mr. Elliot fucking actor, you just made the big time. 1268 01:25:43,388 --> 01:25:45,473 -You're no longer an extra. NICHOLSON: Or a bit player. 1269 01:25:45,724 --> 01:25:46,849 Or a supporting actor. 1270 01:25:47,017 --> 01:25:48,893 You're a fucking star. You're a fucking star... 1271 01:25:49,061 --> 01:25:50,686 ...and you're gonna be playing your one-man show... 1272 01:25:50,854 --> 01:25:53,272 ...nightly for the next two fucking years! 1273 01:25:53,440 --> 01:25:54,982 For a captive audience. 1274 01:25:55,150 --> 01:25:57,735 Listen to this. You'll get out in a few years, you'll meet some old lady. 1275 01:25:57,903 --> 01:26:00,780 You'll get married and you'll be so understanding to your wife's needs... 1276 01:26:00,948 --> 01:26:03,074 ...because you'll know what it feels like to be a woman. 1277 01:26:03,617 --> 01:26:05,284 DIMES: Of course you'll only want to fuck her in the ass... 1278 01:26:05,452 --> 01:26:07,078 ...because that pussy won't be tight enough for you anymore. 1279 01:26:07,246 --> 01:26:10,748 Good point, detective. Right? Fucking faggot! 1280 01:26:11,250 --> 01:26:14,919 Krinkle, this is it, and it's all ours. I mean, talk about falling into something.... 1281 01:26:15,546 --> 01:26:18,089 Would the both of you idiots shut up. I can't understand shit. 1282 01:26:18,257 --> 01:26:20,550 Now, what happened, what's going on, what are you talking about? 1283 01:26:20,717 --> 01:26:21,884 Okay, all right. 1284 01:26:22,052 --> 01:26:25,972 Patrol car pulls a guy over for speeding, right? Suspect is covered with coke... 1285 01:26:26,139 --> 01:26:28,266 ...so they bring the suspect to me and Nicholson, and we go to work on him. 1286 01:26:28,433 --> 01:26:30,518 Nicholson and I. 1287 01:26:30,686 --> 01:26:33,729 Nicholson, what's the fucking difference? So, we go to work on the guy, right? 1288 01:26:33,897 --> 01:26:35,690 And we know something is rotten in Denmark, because this guy... 1289 01:26:35,858 --> 01:26:38,943 ...is fucking stupid, and he's got a big bag of coke and it's uncut. 1290 01:26:40,279 --> 01:26:42,488 And you're not going to fucking believe what he's got to say. 1291 01:26:42,656 --> 01:26:45,533 Seems a cop from some department, we don't know which one, he stole... 1292 01:26:45,868 --> 01:26:48,077 ...half a million dollars worth of coke from the property cage. 1293 01:26:48,245 --> 01:26:50,288 He'd been sitting on the shit for a year and a half. 1294 01:26:50,455 --> 01:26:51,998 Okay, now, the cop's got this weirdo... 1295 01:26:52,165 --> 01:26:54,208 -Suspect's words. -...who's a front for him. 1296 01:26:54,459 --> 01:26:57,545 So, our guy, Elliot Blitzer, he's making a deal between them and his boss... 1297 01:26:57,754 --> 01:27:00,590 ...big-time fucking movie producer named Lee Donowitz. 1298 01:27:01,133 --> 01:27:03,009 He did that movie, Coming Home in a Bodybag. 1299 01:27:03,176 --> 01:27:04,302 A Vietnam movie? 1300 01:27:04,469 --> 01:27:05,845 -Yeah. -Good fucking movie. 1301 01:27:06,096 --> 01:27:08,180 Fucking A. Great fucking movie. 1302 01:27:08,390 --> 01:27:10,850 -So, do you believe him? -I believe he believes him. 1303 01:27:11,393 --> 01:27:13,060 This guy is too fucking rattled to be lying. 1304 01:27:13,228 --> 01:27:15,021 I'm telling you, he'd roll over on his Mommy, his Daddy... 1305 01:27:15,188 --> 01:27:17,315 ...his two-pantied granny, and the fucking king of Siam... 1306 01:27:17,482 --> 01:27:19,400 -...if he had any on him. -I mean, this guy was a sissy. 1307 01:27:19,568 --> 01:27:22,737 I mean, he really was, this rabbit will do anything not to do any time. 1308 01:27:22,946 --> 01:27:25,656 You know what he'll do? He'll wear a wire. 1309 01:27:26,158 --> 01:27:29,160 -He'll wear a wire? -He'll wear a wire, we talked to him. 1310 01:27:31,455 --> 01:27:34,290 Dirty cops, well, we got to get Internal Affairs on this. 1311 01:27:34,458 --> 01:27:35,875 I don't give a shit who you bring in, captain. 1312 01:27:36,043 --> 01:27:37,793 You can bring in the state militia, the L.A. Thunderbirds... 1313 01:27:37,961 --> 01:27:40,212 ...the ghost of Steve fucking McQueen, ten fucking Roman gladiators. 1314 01:27:40,380 --> 01:27:43,507 I don't give a shit as long as me and Todd, we get credit for the bust. 1315 01:27:43,717 --> 01:27:46,344 Hey, listen, we found him. We just want the fucking collar. 1316 01:27:46,511 --> 01:27:48,012 That's it. End of story. 1317 01:27:49,848 --> 01:27:51,891 -You got it. -Fucking A. 1318 01:27:56,146 --> 01:27:58,856 CLARENCE: Did I ever tell you how much I hate airports? 1319 01:27:59,024 --> 01:28:00,775 ALABAMA: Uh-uh. 1320 01:28:00,943 --> 01:28:04,487 See, I used to live by one back in Dearborne, you know. 1321 01:28:05,447 --> 01:28:08,908 Really frustrating living next to an airport when you don't got shit. 1322 01:28:12,704 --> 01:28:16,165 And all day long I'm seeing and hearing people doing exactly... 1323 01:28:16,333 --> 01:28:19,460 -...what I want to be doing, but couldn't. -What? 1324 01:28:21,129 --> 01:28:26,384 Starting new lives, leaving Detroit, vacations, business trips... 1325 01:28:27,469 --> 01:28:31,430 -...fun, fun, fun. You all right? -Mm-hm. 1326 01:28:34,810 --> 01:28:37,353 But knowing you and me, we can jump on any one of those planes out there... 1327 01:28:37,521 --> 01:28:40,106 ...and go anywhere we want. Gives me a whole new outlook. 1328 01:28:40,399 --> 01:28:41,732 Love airports now. 1329 01:28:41,900 --> 01:28:44,068 Yeah, you're not kidding. We got lots to start over. 1330 01:28:44,236 --> 01:28:47,279 We should go somewhere where we can start from scratch. 1331 01:28:48,824 --> 01:28:50,825 I've been in America all my life. 1332 01:28:50,993 --> 01:28:53,369 I've always wanted to see what TV in other countries looks like. 1333 01:28:53,620 --> 01:28:56,122 Where do you think we should go, my little turtle dove? 1334 01:28:58,875 --> 01:28:59,917 Cancun. 1335 01:29:01,044 --> 01:29:03,254 Cancun, why Cancun? 1336 01:29:03,422 --> 01:29:06,966 It's got a nice ring to it. Sounds like a movie. 1337 01:29:07,134 --> 01:29:10,136 Clarence and Alabama Go To Cancun. Don't you think? 1338 01:29:11,304 --> 01:29:13,931 In my movie, darling, you get top billing. 1339 01:29:16,184 --> 01:29:20,771 Don't worry about nothing, all right? It's all going to work out for us. 1340 01:29:21,857 --> 01:29:23,357 We deserve it. 1341 01:29:35,746 --> 01:29:38,497 Now, Floyd, you sure that's how you get to the Beverly Ambassador? 1342 01:29:38,665 --> 01:29:40,875 Yeah, man, I'm positive. 1343 01:29:42,335 --> 01:29:44,754 Yeah, well, let me just tell you, if we get lost that's your ass. 1344 01:29:44,921 --> 01:29:47,381 And, Floyd, why don't you get out of my beer and get a fucking job? 1345 01:29:47,549 --> 01:29:48,549 Yeah, okay. 1346 01:29:48,717 --> 01:29:50,301 -Can we go? CLARENCE: We're out the door. We're gone. 1347 01:29:50,469 --> 01:29:51,469 I don't want to be late. 1348 01:29:51,636 --> 01:29:53,679 CLARENCE: I just want to make sure we got everything. Here I go. 1349 01:29:53,847 --> 01:29:54,889 DICK: You all right? You all right? 1350 01:29:55,057 --> 01:29:56,724 [PHONE RINGS] 1351 01:29:57,267 --> 01:29:58,476 Yes. 1352 01:29:58,643 --> 01:30:01,437 DICK: I'm out, Floyd, I'm out. -Are you here? No, he's not here. 1353 01:30:01,605 --> 01:30:03,939 -Wait, wait, wait! CLARENCE: Come on, Dick! 1354 01:30:04,107 --> 01:30:05,399 Just let me hear who it is. 1355 01:30:05,984 --> 01:30:07,151 -Hello? -Fuck. 1356 01:30:07,319 --> 01:30:09,320 Hey. Hi, Catherine, I was just walking out-- 1357 01:30:09,905 --> 01:30:11,322 What? 1358 01:30:13,158 --> 01:30:14,533 Serious? 1359 01:30:15,410 --> 01:30:18,162 -She said that? -What did she say? Come on, okay? 1360 01:30:18,330 --> 01:30:22,333 Yo, Catherine, thank you, thank you. 1361 01:30:23,085 --> 01:30:26,087 I'm going to talk to you tomorrow. All right. 1362 01:30:27,839 --> 01:30:29,048 We got to go. 1363 01:30:31,843 --> 01:30:33,803 -I got the part. -Wow! 1364 01:30:34,054 --> 01:30:35,179 I got the part. 1365 01:30:35,347 --> 01:30:37,807 That's perfect. That's great. That's wonderful. 1366 01:30:38,058 --> 01:30:39,809 Didn't even want a call back. 1367 01:30:39,976 --> 01:30:42,853 [CHATTERING] 1368 01:30:43,021 --> 01:30:45,022 FLOYD: That's cool, way to go! 1369 01:30:45,732 --> 01:30:47,108 I got a 7:00 call. 1370 01:30:47,275 --> 01:30:49,068 That's great, all right, come on, let's go. 1371 01:30:49,236 --> 01:30:51,278 I want to hear all about it, okay? Come on. 1372 01:30:51,655 --> 01:30:52,696 Hey, Clarence! 1373 01:30:53,532 --> 01:30:54,824 What? 1374 01:30:57,744 --> 01:31:01,789 -Nothing. Forget it. -All right, come on. 1375 01:31:04,209 --> 01:31:06,669 FLOYD: Hey, get some beer... 1376 01:31:07,420 --> 01:31:09,130 ...and some.... 1377 01:31:10,006 --> 01:31:11,632 And some cleaning products. 1378 01:31:16,721 --> 01:31:18,889 [MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON TV] 1379 01:31:23,228 --> 01:31:25,354 I'm losing a fucking fortune over here. 1380 01:31:27,399 --> 01:31:30,025 [LUCA SPEAKING IN ITALIAN] 1381 01:31:32,445 --> 01:31:35,322 You talking to me, you fucking wop, you? 1382 01:31:36,241 --> 01:31:37,992 [SPEAKING IN ITALIAN] 1383 01:31:57,596 --> 01:32:00,306 NICHOLSON: Put your jacket on. Put your jacket on. 1384 01:32:01,057 --> 01:32:02,141 -Ready? -Yeah. 1385 01:32:02,309 --> 01:32:05,144 Put your jacket on. One sleeve at a time. 1386 01:32:06,438 --> 01:32:08,355 It's a big game, now, Elliot. 1387 01:32:09,191 --> 01:32:11,942 -It's okay, come on. You all right? -No. 1388 01:32:13,028 --> 01:32:16,197 Elliot, look at me. Look at me. You comfortable? 1389 01:32:17,407 --> 01:32:22,453 Am I comfortable? I've got a like a brick in my scrotum. 1390 01:32:22,746 --> 01:32:24,371 Now, see, Elliot, that's the best place for it, okay? 1391 01:32:24,539 --> 01:32:26,624 If they pat you down, they're not going to search your balls. 1392 01:32:26,791 --> 01:32:28,542 Okay. You think they might see this, perhaps? 1393 01:32:28,710 --> 01:32:31,086 No. It's okay. When you stand up, it'll be okay. 1394 01:32:31,338 --> 01:32:32,338 -Elliot. -Yeah? 1395 01:32:32,589 --> 01:32:33,964 Say something. 1396 01:32:35,091 --> 01:32:37,468 Okay. Hi. How are you? 1397 01:32:37,636 --> 01:32:40,179 My name is Elliot, and I'm with the Cub Scouts of America. 1398 01:32:40,430 --> 01:32:44,934 We're selling uncut cocaine to get to the jamboree. 1399 01:32:45,227 --> 01:32:47,311 DIMES: Just talk regular, Elliot. ELLIOT: I'm sorry. 1400 01:32:47,562 --> 01:32:49,063 Elliot, stop fucking around. 1401 01:32:50,232 --> 01:32:52,942 -I can't believe I'm doing this. NICHOLSON: You get that shit? 1402 01:32:53,109 --> 01:32:55,069 Remember, Elliot, we're going to be right down the hall... 1403 01:32:55,237 --> 01:32:56,278 ...monitoring you the whole time. 1404 01:32:56,446 --> 01:32:58,948 Yeah? Well, what happens if somebody does something that you can't hear... 1405 01:32:59,115 --> 01:33:01,075 ...like pulls out a gun, and puts it to my fucking eye? 1406 01:33:01,243 --> 01:33:03,035 Elliot, we've done this a thousand times. 1407 01:33:03,286 --> 01:33:07,957 We know what we're doing. Okay? We're the best at.... Now, listen. No fucking around. 1408 01:33:08,166 --> 01:33:11,043 Anything happens, we'll be there like fucking gangbusters, okay? 1409 01:33:11,253 --> 01:33:12,586 Now, you got to remember something. 1410 01:33:12,754 --> 01:33:15,339 Now, you don't want to go to jail, right? Do you want to go to jail? 1411 01:33:15,507 --> 01:33:18,384 -No. I don't want to go to jail. -Then, what do we got to do? 1412 01:33:18,551 --> 01:33:20,719 We got to put your boss in jail, okay? 1413 01:33:21,554 --> 01:33:25,557 And to do that, we've gotta show in court, beyond any reasonable doubt... 1414 01:33:25,725 --> 01:33:28,435 ...that this man, a very respectable man in the Hollywood community... 1415 01:33:28,603 --> 01:33:31,605 ...is also dealing cocaine. We've got to prove it in court, and you've got to do it. 1416 01:33:31,773 --> 01:33:35,317 That's what we're doing here. Okay? You're gonna be okay, you're not gonna get hurt. 1417 01:33:35,485 --> 01:33:37,695 Okay? So what you got to do is that you got to get him... 1418 01:33:37,862 --> 01:33:41,031 -...to admit-- On tape, all right? -Uh-huh. 1419 01:33:41,199 --> 01:33:43,200 --that he's buying this coke. Okay, champ? 1420 01:33:43,618 --> 01:33:45,744 -Get ahold of yourself. -Okay. 1421 01:33:46,329 --> 01:33:48,747 NICHOLSON: I'm going to get some coffee. 1422 01:33:52,127 --> 01:33:54,420 Bama, you really got that playing basketball? 1423 01:33:54,629 --> 01:33:57,131 Yes, I got an elbow right in the eye. Then, as if that's not enough... 1424 01:33:57,299 --> 01:34:00,884 ...I got hurled the ball right when I'm not looking. Wham! 1425 01:34:01,052 --> 01:34:03,721 -Right in my face. -You should be careful. 1426 01:34:04,889 --> 01:34:06,307 ALABAMA: I should. 1427 01:34:19,237 --> 01:34:21,322 Clarence, what the fuck did you bring that for? 1428 01:34:21,489 --> 01:34:24,408 -In case. -In case of what? 1429 01:34:24,659 --> 01:34:26,910 I don't know, what the hell do you want me to say? 1430 01:34:27,078 --> 01:34:29,788 Look, Clarence, Lee Donowitz is not a pimp. 1431 01:34:30,206 --> 01:34:33,083 I know that, Richard, but one thing this last week has taught me... 1432 01:34:33,251 --> 01:34:34,835 ...it's better to have a gun and not need it... 1433 01:34:35,003 --> 01:34:36,670 ...than to need a gun and not have it. 1434 01:34:39,382 --> 01:34:41,925 [CHATTERING] 1435 01:34:43,678 --> 01:34:44,928 There he is. 1436 01:34:53,188 --> 01:34:57,191 Elliot, your motivation is to stay out of jail. 1437 01:34:57,650 --> 01:34:59,318 Easy, easy, easy. 1438 01:34:59,986 --> 01:35:04,281 -Hey. Hi. -Hi. 1439 01:35:05,784 --> 01:35:09,411 -I guess it's about that time. -Yeah. 1440 01:35:09,829 --> 01:35:11,288 Here we go. 1441 01:35:20,298 --> 01:35:22,633 You're an actor. Act, motherfucker. 1442 01:35:28,973 --> 01:35:31,141 -Elliot. -Yeah? 1443 01:35:32,268 --> 01:35:34,728 -Get on your knees. -Oh, no. 1444 01:35:35,563 --> 01:35:36,772 What? 1445 01:35:36,940 --> 01:35:38,982 CLARENCE: I said get on your fucking knees! DICK: Clarence, what the fuck? 1446 01:35:39,150 --> 01:35:41,693 Shut the fuck up, the both of you! I know what the fuck I'm doing. 1447 01:35:41,861 --> 01:35:44,655 You think I'm pretty fucking stupid, don't you? Don't you? 1448 01:35:44,864 --> 01:35:47,449 No? Don't you fucking lie to me, you motherfucker! 1449 01:35:47,700 --> 01:35:50,494 He's bluffing you, Elliot. He's bluffing you, can't you see that? 1450 01:35:50,662 --> 01:35:52,329 I want to hear you say it, I want to hear you say: 1451 01:35:52,497 --> 01:35:53,664 "Clarence, you are without a doubt"-- 1452 01:35:53,832 --> 01:35:55,082 -Clarence, what's wrong with you? -Shut up! 1453 01:35:55,250 --> 01:35:56,834 Say it, goddamn it, I want to hear you say it! 1454 01:35:57,001 --> 01:35:59,253 "Clarence, you are, without a doubt, the dumbest motherfucker... 1455 01:35:59,421 --> 01:36:01,338 ...I have ever seen on the face of the planet." 1456 01:36:01,506 --> 01:36:03,298 -Say it! -Dumb fucker. 1457 01:36:04,759 --> 01:36:07,386 -Apparently, I'm not as dumb-- DICK: Clarence, he didn't do nothing! 1458 01:36:07,554 --> 01:36:10,013 Apparently, I'm not as dumb as you fucking think I am, am I? 1459 01:36:10,181 --> 01:36:12,891 Come on, what the fuck is waiting for us up there, huh? 1460 01:36:13,059 --> 01:36:14,351 What the fuck's waiting for us? 1461 01:36:14,519 --> 01:36:15,602 He's going to shoot him. 1462 01:36:15,770 --> 01:36:18,564 Tell me, or I'm going to pump two in your face right here, right now. 1463 01:36:18,731 --> 01:36:20,149 He's not going to shoot him. 1464 01:36:20,900 --> 01:36:23,360 -Motherfuck! -He's going to shoot him. 1465 01:36:23,528 --> 01:36:27,322 Like Nick Curry used to say, if I'm wrong, I swear to God, I'll fucking apologize, all right? 1466 01:36:27,615 --> 01:36:28,991 Something's amiss, I can feel it. 1467 01:36:29,159 --> 01:36:30,993 If anything out of the ordinary goes down, I swear to God... 1468 01:36:31,161 --> 01:36:32,619 ...you are going to be the first one shot. 1469 01:36:32,787 --> 01:36:34,746 Clarence, he didn't do anything, what the fuck are you--? 1470 01:36:34,914 --> 01:36:37,166 Shut up, all right? I'm going to blow this motherfucker away. 1471 01:36:37,333 --> 01:36:38,834 Fuck you! 1472 01:36:39,377 --> 01:36:43,005 I wish somebody would just come and get me because I don't like this anymore! 1473 01:36:43,173 --> 01:36:44,965 Get ahold of yourself, you fucking sissy! 1474 01:36:45,216 --> 01:36:49,678 I really wish somebody would just come and take me away! Just take me away! 1475 01:36:49,929 --> 01:36:51,805 Hang in there, Elliot, goddamn it! 1476 01:36:52,098 --> 01:36:54,850 I can't take this, I'm sorry, but I just can't! 1477 01:36:55,477 --> 01:37:00,147 And I really wish somebody would just come to my rescue and everything will be all right. 1478 01:37:01,524 --> 01:37:04,651 -Elliot. Elliot. -What? 1479 01:37:04,819 --> 01:37:06,820 I'm sorry, all right? 1480 01:37:07,697 --> 01:37:12,201 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Friends? 1481 01:37:12,827 --> 01:37:14,328 What the fuck is with this guy? 1482 01:37:14,746 --> 01:37:15,746 DICK: Quit playing around. 1483 01:37:16,080 --> 01:37:18,290 CLARENCE: I was only playing around, I just had to be sure. 1484 01:37:18,541 --> 01:37:20,751 That's all, that's all. I'm sure now, okay? 1485 01:37:20,919 --> 01:37:23,212 I'm sorry, man. I didn't mean to scare you. 1486 01:37:24,714 --> 01:37:29,051 Oh, man, I like this Clarence kid, this fucking guy is crazy. 1487 01:37:29,844 --> 01:37:33,222 [SOUNDGARDEN'S "OUTSHINED" PLAYS ON STEREO] 1488 01:37:35,266 --> 01:37:37,351 [KNOCKING] 1489 01:37:39,854 --> 01:37:41,063 Yeah. 1490 01:37:51,282 --> 01:37:52,658 Oh, man. 1491 01:37:56,538 --> 01:37:59,623 -Are you Dick Ritchie? -No. 1492 01:38:02,502 --> 01:38:05,796 -Do you know a Clarence Worley? -Yes. 1493 01:38:06,339 --> 01:38:08,966 -Do you know where we can find him? -Yes, I do. 1494 01:38:12,387 --> 01:38:13,804 Well, where? 1495 01:38:14,347 --> 01:38:17,391 At the Beverly Ambassador. 1496 01:38:17,559 --> 01:38:20,143 -Where's that? -Well.... 1497 01:38:20,812 --> 01:38:22,479 You go.... 1498 01:38:23,064 --> 01:38:25,983 No. Yeah, go down Beach-- 1499 01:38:26,150 --> 01:38:28,110 You guys want to smoke a bowl, or...? 1500 01:38:29,112 --> 01:38:31,697 Oh. Go down Beachwood... 1501 01:38:31,864 --> 01:38:37,119 ...and drive a while, and then you gotta turn right, okay? 1502 01:38:37,287 --> 01:38:40,289 And then you go, and you keep driving and you keep driving. 1503 01:38:40,707 --> 01:38:42,666 [KNOCKING] 1504 01:38:47,505 --> 01:38:49,840 -Hello, Elliot. -Monty. 1505 01:38:50,466 --> 01:38:51,800 Are these your friends? 1506 01:38:51,968 --> 01:38:55,220 Yeah, yeah, you could say that. 1507 01:38:55,722 --> 01:38:56,763 Everybody, this is Monty. 1508 01:38:56,973 --> 01:39:00,267 Hi. Come on in. Lee's in the can, he'll be out in a quick. 1509 01:39:04,731 --> 01:39:07,024 CLARENCE: Holy shit, look at this. Do you believe this? 1510 01:39:07,275 --> 01:39:08,692 ALABAMA: It's a helicopter. 1511 01:39:08,860 --> 01:39:10,527 Sorry, nothing personal. 1512 01:39:11,613 --> 01:39:13,071 Clarence. 1513 01:39:15,742 --> 01:39:17,659 Well, there ain't going to be a need to search me, daredevil. 1514 01:39:17,827 --> 01:39:19,536 All you're going to find is this right here. 1515 01:39:19,954 --> 01:39:21,622 Now, what compelled you to bring that along? 1516 01:39:22,373 --> 01:39:24,541 I guess the same thing that compelled you guys... 1517 01:39:24,709 --> 01:39:26,877 ...to bring the heavy artillery to a business meeting. 1518 01:39:27,170 --> 01:39:29,880 -I'll take that. -Well, you're going to have to. 1519 01:39:31,341 --> 01:39:33,592 Oh. Hi. 1520 01:39:33,760 --> 01:39:37,220 Everybody's here. Elliot. Who's who? 1521 01:39:39,557 --> 01:39:42,476 Uh, that's Dick on the end there. 1522 01:39:42,810 --> 01:39:46,063 Oh, that's Dick. Dick, Elliot tells me you're quite gifted. 1523 01:39:46,230 --> 01:39:49,650 -And, yeah, Alabama in the middle. LEE: Hello. 1524 01:39:49,817 --> 01:39:52,069 -Clarence on the end. -Lee, this guy is.... 1525 01:39:52,236 --> 01:39:54,404 Boris, please. I'm meeting people right now, okay? 1526 01:39:54,656 --> 01:39:55,906 CLARENCE: Mr. Donowitz? 1527 01:39:56,074 --> 01:39:58,408 Come on, Clarence. Don't insult me, just call me "Lee." 1528 01:39:58,576 --> 01:40:00,452 -Lee. LEE: Boris, shut the fuck up! 1529 01:40:00,703 --> 01:40:02,996 Come on, everybody, don't be shy. Come on in. Come on in. 1530 01:40:03,164 --> 01:40:05,040 Okay, Lee? 1531 01:40:05,291 --> 01:40:06,667 -Lee. -Lee. 1532 01:40:06,918 --> 01:40:08,251 That's right, Lee. 1533 01:40:08,419 --> 01:40:10,587 I just gotta tell you, I really am a big fan. 1534 01:40:10,755 --> 01:40:13,382 Coming Home in a Body Bag is my favorite movie of all time. 1535 01:40:13,549 --> 01:40:16,843 I mean, after Apocalypse Now, I think it's the best Vietnam movie ever made. 1536 01:40:17,095 --> 01:40:18,762 Wow. Thank you very much, Clarence. 1537 01:40:18,930 --> 01:40:20,305 BORIS: Lee. -What? 1538 01:40:20,473 --> 01:40:21,848 This guy is packing. 1539 01:40:23,267 --> 01:40:24,601 Really. 1540 01:40:24,769 --> 01:40:27,354 Well, I mean, I've been pretty scared about this whole thing. 1541 01:40:27,814 --> 01:40:30,524 But I'm fairly confident you're just here to do business, so look. 1542 01:40:30,692 --> 01:40:32,359 I don't want to be a wise guy or nothing. 1543 01:40:32,527 --> 01:40:35,862 If you want, I'll take my gun, and I'll lay it on the table. It's up to you. 1544 01:40:39,158 --> 01:40:41,159 No, I don't think that's necessary. 1545 01:40:41,411 --> 01:40:43,995 Boris, be nice. Make everybody some coffee. Okay? 1546 01:40:44,956 --> 01:40:47,332 -It's a pleasure to meet you. -Nice to meet you, too. 1547 01:40:47,500 --> 01:40:49,167 Honey, sit down. Relax, relax. 1548 01:40:50,253 --> 01:40:53,046 -Elliot, you look like shit. -Oh, I'm sorry. 1549 01:40:53,297 --> 01:40:54,798 I mean, it's completely disgusting. 1550 01:40:55,425 --> 01:40:58,301 I need to get a quick signature, it would be great. 1551 01:40:58,928 --> 01:41:00,137 Whatever Bonnie wants. 1552 01:41:03,266 --> 01:41:04,850 Like my dailies, there, Clar? 1553 01:41:05,685 --> 01:41:06,935 CLARENCE: Is that what these are? Dailies? 1554 01:41:07,103 --> 01:41:08,603 LEE: You like them? CLARENCE: Yeah, they're great. 1555 01:41:08,771 --> 01:41:10,689 They better fucking be great, they cost me enough. 1556 01:41:10,857 --> 01:41:13,817 -What did that day cost me? -$357,000. 1557 01:41:14,986 --> 01:41:17,320 Elliot, I swear to God, somebody is stealing from me. 1558 01:41:17,947 --> 01:41:19,614 CLARENCE: What's this one called, anyway? 1559 01:41:20,199 --> 01:41:22,325 It's a sequel to Body Bag. 1560 01:41:22,952 --> 01:41:24,828 -Really? LEE: We don't have a title yet, but... 1561 01:41:24,996 --> 01:41:28,999 -...what does Joe like? -Uh, Body Bags Two. 1562 01:41:29,167 --> 01:41:31,334 LEE: Ooh. That's imaginative. 1563 01:41:31,502 --> 01:41:33,128 I've got more taste in my penis. 1564 01:41:35,006 --> 01:41:36,673 This guy is really fucking funny. 1565 01:41:37,049 --> 01:41:39,301 CLARENCE: You know, Lee, most of these movies that win a lot of Oscars... 1566 01:41:39,469 --> 01:41:43,013 ...I can't stand them. They're all safe, geriatric coffee-table dog-shit, you know? 1567 01:41:43,389 --> 01:41:45,682 We park our cars in the same garage. 1568 01:41:45,850 --> 01:41:47,267 It's all right. 1569 01:41:47,435 --> 01:41:50,479 All those assholes make are unwatchable movies from unreadable books. 1570 01:41:50,646 --> 01:41:51,980 Mad Max, that's a movie... 1571 01:41:52,231 --> 01:41:53,899 ...The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, that's a movie... 1572 01:41:54,066 --> 01:41:55,525 ...Rio Bravo, that's a movie. 1573 01:41:55,693 --> 01:41:58,153 And Coming Home in a Body Bag, that was a fucking movie. 1574 01:41:58,321 --> 01:42:01,072 It was the only movie at the time that won a lot of Oscars with balls... 1575 01:42:01,240 --> 01:42:02,699 ...I mean, since Deer Hunter. 1576 01:42:03,618 --> 01:42:05,285 I don't believe you. 1577 01:42:06,746 --> 01:42:09,206 What, do you like a little coffee with your sugar, or what? 1578 01:42:09,874 --> 01:42:12,501 Lee, I'm not satisfied until the spoon stands straight up. 1579 01:42:12,668 --> 01:42:14,419 [LAUGHS] 1580 01:42:14,587 --> 01:42:16,254 Give me a coffee, will you? 1581 01:42:17,507 --> 01:42:20,050 Lee, my uncle Roger and my uncle Jerry, both of whom were in Nam... 1582 01:42:20,218 --> 01:42:21,593 ...saw Coming Home in a Body Bag. 1583 01:42:21,761 --> 01:42:24,221 They said to me, Clarence, that's the most accurate Vietnam film... 1584 01:42:24,388 --> 01:42:25,889 ...they'd ever seen. 1585 01:42:26,140 --> 01:42:28,517 I'll tell you something, Clarence. When veterans in that bullshit war... 1586 01:42:28,684 --> 01:42:32,562 ...say that about my project, it makes the whole thing worthwhile. Here's to you. 1587 01:42:33,564 --> 01:42:35,649 My friend-- I'm calling you my friend, I just met you. 1588 01:42:35,817 --> 01:42:38,235 You know why? I think because we got the same interests. 1589 01:42:39,237 --> 01:42:41,238 You know what I'd like to do right now? 1590 01:42:41,697 --> 01:42:43,323 I'd like to see Dr. Zhivago. 1591 01:42:44,909 --> 01:42:48,662 Where is it? Is there a fucking doctor in the house, or what? 1592 01:42:48,871 --> 01:42:49,996 CLARENCE: Hang on a second. 1593 01:42:50,164 --> 01:42:52,249 Lee, when you see this, you're going to shit, I'm telling you. 1594 01:42:52,416 --> 01:42:53,583 LEE: I better. -Bingo. 1595 01:42:57,839 --> 01:43:00,090 -What's the guy's name? -Donowitz. 1596 01:43:05,054 --> 01:43:07,764 [JERRY DELMONICO'S "ALL THE WAY" PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS] 1597 01:43:15,273 --> 01:43:17,941 Lee, that's all practically uncut. If you so desire... 1598 01:43:18,109 --> 01:43:19,484 ...you can cut that a hell of a lot more. 1599 01:43:19,652 --> 01:43:20,944 Don't worry, I'll desire. 1600 01:43:21,112 --> 01:43:22,821 Boris, get me another cup of coffee, will you? 1601 01:43:22,989 --> 01:43:24,197 CLARENCE: Me too, Boris. 1602 01:43:24,657 --> 01:43:27,492 I have to hand it to you, Clarence, this is not nose garbage. 1603 01:43:27,869 --> 01:43:29,369 This is quality stuff. 1604 01:43:29,996 --> 01:43:32,789 Perfect merchandise. The only trouble is... 1605 01:43:32,957 --> 01:43:35,584 ...whenever I'm offered a deal that's too good to be true... 1606 01:43:35,751 --> 01:43:37,377 ...it's because it's a lie. 1607 01:43:46,637 --> 01:43:48,346 Why don't you convince me you're on the level. 1608 01:43:48,514 --> 01:43:49,514 Convince him. 1609 01:43:49,682 --> 01:43:52,017 If he don't bite, we haven't got shit, except possession. 1610 01:43:52,184 --> 01:43:53,810 Boris, we got all kinds of sandwich shit back there... 1611 01:43:53,978 --> 01:43:55,145 ...make something for somebody, all right? 1612 01:43:55,313 --> 01:43:57,647 We got lean pastrami, nice rye, anybody want anything? 1613 01:43:57,815 --> 01:44:00,442 -You got any aspirin? -Yeah, sure. Get him that. 1614 01:44:02,153 --> 01:44:05,238 CLARENCE: Well, Lee, it's like this. 1615 01:44:05,823 --> 01:44:07,657 See, you're getting the bargain of a lifetime because... 1616 01:44:07,825 --> 01:44:09,159 ...I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. 1617 01:44:09,327 --> 01:44:10,869 I mean, you are used to dealing with professionals... 1618 01:44:11,037 --> 01:44:12,704 ...and I'm not a professional, I'm a rank amateur. 1619 01:44:13,998 --> 01:44:16,541 What the fuck's going on? What the fuck's going on, Joe? 1620 01:44:16,709 --> 01:44:19,419 I can take that, and I can sell it a little bit at a time... 1621 01:44:19,587 --> 01:44:21,171 ...and make a hell of a lot more money. 1622 01:44:22,048 --> 01:44:24,382 -What's going on, Joe? -Elliot's too far away. 1623 01:44:24,550 --> 01:44:27,385 Look, this is the whole ball game, the fucking game, this is it! 1624 01:44:27,762 --> 01:44:29,804 I'm not a drug dealer. I'm not saying that you're a drug dealer... 1625 01:44:29,972 --> 01:44:31,723 ...but you're a fucking movie producer, you know. 1626 01:44:31,891 --> 01:44:34,434 And you got access to all kinds of money and shit like that. 1627 01:44:35,144 --> 01:44:37,520 NICHOLSON: Shit. Oh, Joe... 1628 01:44:37,730 --> 01:44:40,815 -...you are fucking killing me. -Wait, wait. There, wait. Shh! 1629 01:44:40,983 --> 01:44:43,777 Now, I can't get a million for it, but you can, all right? 1630 01:44:43,945 --> 01:44:47,864 So I'll sell it to you for $200,000. You go make a million with it. 1631 01:44:48,783 --> 01:44:51,284 Shit, it's all found money to me anyway, you know? 1632 01:44:52,328 --> 01:44:53,620 There he is. 1633 01:44:56,248 --> 01:44:59,084 Me and my wife, we're minimum-wage kids, you know? 1634 01:44:59,335 --> 01:45:01,127 $200,000. It means the world to us. 1635 01:45:03,172 --> 01:45:05,507 Elliot tells me that you're fronting for a dirty cop. 1636 01:45:08,427 --> 01:45:10,345 CLARENCE: Elliot wasn't supposed to tell you anything. 1637 01:45:10,721 --> 01:45:12,639 He's not a dirty cop, he's a good cop. He just, you know... 1638 01:45:12,807 --> 01:45:15,308 ...he saw his chance and he took it, that's all. 1639 01:45:15,476 --> 01:45:17,268 Why does he trust you? 1640 01:45:18,104 --> 01:45:20,438 Well, we grew up together, that's why. 1641 01:45:20,606 --> 01:45:22,065 Clarence... 1642 01:45:22,233 --> 01:45:26,277 ...if you don't know shit, then why does he think that you can sell it? 1643 01:45:28,322 --> 01:45:30,073 I bullshitted him. 1644 01:45:31,158 --> 01:45:33,576 [LAUGHING] 1645 01:45:34,996 --> 01:45:35,996 LEE: You're nuts! 1646 01:45:36,414 --> 01:45:38,456 He's a wild man, this kid, Clarence. I like him. 1647 01:45:39,000 --> 01:45:40,542 -You're wild, I love it. -Hey, Lee. 1648 01:45:41,293 --> 01:45:44,796 I love this guy, he bullshitted him, you believe this kid? I love him. 1649 01:45:45,131 --> 01:45:47,465 Elliot, I love this kid. Monty, get the money. 1650 01:45:47,633 --> 01:45:49,968 That's it, fellas, let's get these sons of bitches. 1651 01:45:52,596 --> 01:45:55,098 LEE: Now, wait, wait. I completely forgot, excuse me. 1652 01:45:55,349 --> 01:45:57,600 -What's your part in this again? -I'm his wife. 1653 01:45:57,935 --> 01:46:01,104 Oh, you're the wife, right. Clarence, Clarence. 1654 01:46:01,272 --> 01:46:04,607 -What, did you beat her, or something? -No, no, she got that playing basketball. 1655 01:46:07,319 --> 01:46:08,862 -What's the matter with you? -I'm sorry. 1656 01:46:09,030 --> 01:46:11,990 -Why are you here? -I'm an actor. 1657 01:46:12,158 --> 01:46:15,618 Dick, if you were just a fucking actor, you never would have got in the room. 1658 01:46:16,912 --> 01:46:18,621 I'm friends with Elliot. 1659 01:46:18,789 --> 01:46:21,291 He's your friend? You got problems. 1660 01:46:21,459 --> 01:46:24,044 All right, all right. It's all right. Elliot knows me. 1661 01:46:24,295 --> 01:46:26,421 Elliot, here. Call Joe... 1662 01:46:27,006 --> 01:46:29,257 ...and tell that cocksucker that the production manager reports... 1663 01:46:29,425 --> 01:46:31,217 ...that he's taking 30 cents of every dollar... 1664 01:46:31,385 --> 01:46:32,802 ...and putting it in his own pocket. 1665 01:46:34,764 --> 01:46:36,097 Don't you want to count your money? 1666 01:46:36,891 --> 01:46:39,434 No, that's all right, she can count it, I'm going to go to the bathroom. 1667 01:46:39,602 --> 01:46:41,144 Give it to her. 1668 01:46:43,314 --> 01:46:47,400 [SINGING "HEARTBREAK HOTEL"] 1669 01:46:53,407 --> 01:46:54,866 MENTOR: I gotta hand it to you, Clarence. 1670 01:46:55,159 --> 01:46:57,243 -I was cool? -Man, you were cooler than cool. 1671 01:46:58,662 --> 01:47:01,206 -Oh, my God, I forgot my fucking vest. -Stupid. 1672 01:47:01,373 --> 01:47:02,540 Cody, on three. 1673 01:47:02,792 --> 01:47:05,251 One. Two. Three! 1674 01:47:06,587 --> 01:47:08,505 [MEN YELLING INDISTINCTLY] 1675 01:47:08,672 --> 01:47:10,048 Put your guns down! 1676 01:47:11,300 --> 01:47:12,717 Get down on the floor! 1677 01:47:13,636 --> 01:47:14,803 MAN 1: Drop your gun! Drop your gun! 1678 01:47:14,970 --> 01:47:16,763 MAN 2: Drop your guns and back away! 1679 01:47:16,931 --> 01:47:17,931 Put your guns down! 1680 01:47:18,099 --> 01:47:20,308 Both of you put the fucking guns on the floor now! 1681 01:47:20,559 --> 01:47:23,686 Fuck you! All you pigs, put your guns on the floor and back away! 1682 01:47:23,854 --> 01:47:25,063 Monty! Monty! What are you, fucking nuts? 1683 01:47:25,231 --> 01:47:27,107 -Just do what they say! -Man, this is your last fucking chance! 1684 01:47:27,274 --> 01:47:29,359 -Fuck you, this is your last chance! -Boris. 1685 01:47:29,527 --> 01:47:31,486 BORIS: We could kill all of you and you fucking know it. 1686 01:47:31,654 --> 01:47:33,238 -Now get down on the fucking floor! LEE: Boris! Boris! 1687 01:47:33,405 --> 01:47:37,325 Boris, shut the fuck up! We're all going to die here, these are cops. 1688 01:47:37,576 --> 01:47:39,077 BORIS: So, they're cops. Who gives a shit! 1689 01:47:39,245 --> 01:47:42,747 Hey, Lee, something I never told you about me. I hate fucking cops! 1690 01:47:43,040 --> 01:47:44,833 DIMES: All right, let's be nice, guys, come on. 1691 01:47:45,000 --> 01:47:47,627 -Let's be nice. We don't wanna die. LEE: No, I certainly don't wanna die. 1692 01:47:47,795 --> 01:47:49,212 You look a little like a blond Frankenstein. 1693 01:47:49,380 --> 01:47:51,005 Now put your gun down, you son of a bitch! 1694 01:47:53,050 --> 01:47:55,218 -211? -Yeah, 211. 1695 01:47:57,179 --> 01:47:58,805 Here you go, Mad Dog. 1696 01:48:08,816 --> 01:48:10,066 Holy shit. 1697 01:48:10,234 --> 01:48:11,401 NICHOLSON: Motherfucker. 1698 01:48:12,153 --> 01:48:13,278 Who are these guys? 1699 01:48:13,445 --> 01:48:15,321 Put your fucking guns down! Put them down! 1700 01:48:16,448 --> 01:48:18,074 Put them down motherfucker! Put them down! 1701 01:48:18,492 --> 01:48:19,492 Fuck you! 1702 01:48:21,412 --> 01:48:22,704 NICHOLSON: Put the fucking guns down. 1703 01:48:23,747 --> 01:48:25,456 How do you really think I'm doing with Lee? 1704 01:48:26,083 --> 01:48:27,917 MENTOR: Are you kidding, man? He loves you. 1705 01:48:28,460 --> 01:48:30,461 You don't think I'm kissing his ass or anything, do you? 1706 01:48:30,629 --> 01:48:31,880 You're telling him what he wants to hear. 1707 01:48:32,047 --> 01:48:33,756 That ain't the same thing as kissing his ass. 1708 01:48:34,425 --> 01:48:38,720 Yeah, I mean, I saw Coming Home in a Body Bag, I loved it, I'm not lying to the guy. 1709 01:48:38,888 --> 01:48:41,389 MENTOR: No, that's why it's not ass-kissing. 1710 01:48:41,807 --> 01:48:43,266 What you're doing is genuine. 1711 01:48:43,809 --> 01:48:44,893 And he knows it. 1712 01:48:48,856 --> 01:48:50,398 I like you, Clarence. 1713 01:48:50,566 --> 01:48:51,900 Always have. 1714 01:48:52,943 --> 01:48:54,277 Always will. 1715 01:48:59,408 --> 01:49:00,825 MAN 1: Put them down now! 1716 01:49:02,828 --> 01:49:04,120 Put them down! 1717 01:49:04,288 --> 01:49:06,247 Put those guns down, motherfuckers! 1718 01:49:08,042 --> 01:49:10,668 Officer Dimes. Officer Dimes. 1719 01:49:11,337 --> 01:49:13,171 Put them down, motherfucker! Put them down! 1720 01:49:14,673 --> 01:49:16,382 -Officer Dimes! -What? 1721 01:49:16,550 --> 01:49:17,967 Officer Dimes. 1722 01:49:18,636 --> 01:49:20,887 -Officer Dimes. -What?! 1723 01:49:21,430 --> 01:49:23,306 This has nothing to do with me anymore, right? 1724 01:49:23,974 --> 01:49:26,935 Okay. So, I'm just going to leave. 1725 01:49:27,186 --> 01:49:29,270 And you guys just settle this by yourselves. 1726 01:49:29,438 --> 01:49:31,147 Just shut up and stay the fuck put, Elliot! 1727 01:49:31,982 --> 01:49:33,483 How do you know his name? 1728 01:49:34,151 --> 01:49:36,152 Why the fuck did he know your name? 1729 01:49:36,862 --> 01:49:39,614 You little piece of shit! 1730 01:49:40,241 --> 01:49:42,158 You can forget about acting for the next 20 years! 1731 01:49:42,326 --> 01:49:46,329 Your fucking career is over! Take your fucking SAG card and burn it! 1732 01:49:46,497 --> 01:49:48,831 You little cocksucker! 1733 01:49:49,208 --> 01:49:52,835 I treated you like a son! You fucking stabbed me in the heart! 1734 01:49:53,170 --> 01:49:55,672 Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! 1735 01:49:55,881 --> 01:49:57,674 Motherfucker, don't touch him! Motherfucker! 1736 01:49:57,841 --> 01:49:58,883 [AUTOMATIC GUNFIRE] 1737 01:49:59,051 --> 01:50:00,051 Fuck you! 1738 01:50:05,516 --> 01:50:06,516 Cody! 1739 01:50:32,876 --> 01:50:34,919 Clarence! 1740 01:50:38,382 --> 01:50:40,008 [YELLS] 1741 01:50:51,603 --> 01:50:53,229 [CRYING] 1742 01:51:14,084 --> 01:51:15,293 Sweetie! 1743 01:51:16,128 --> 01:51:17,420 Sweetie! 1744 01:51:17,588 --> 01:51:19,839 [ALABAMA SOBBING] 1745 01:51:20,758 --> 01:51:23,217 Baby! 1746 01:51:23,385 --> 01:51:25,595 Okay, you with the shotgun, behind the couch! Come out! 1747 01:51:25,763 --> 01:51:27,180 [YELLING IN ITALIAN] 1748 01:51:28,432 --> 01:51:29,432 The guy is a wop. 1749 01:51:30,976 --> 01:51:33,603 I said, come out from behind the couch, you fucking guinea. Now! 1750 01:51:36,648 --> 01:51:40,109 I said to come out from behind the couch. Okay? Capisce? 1751 01:51:40,277 --> 01:51:42,111 [LUCA SPEAKS IN ITALIAN] 1752 01:51:42,946 --> 01:51:44,614 Nice and slow! 1753 01:51:55,125 --> 01:51:57,877 Shit! The guy hit me. 1754 01:52:07,429 --> 01:52:09,222 Son of a bitch shot me. 1755 01:52:10,557 --> 01:52:11,766 ALABAMA: Sweetie! 1756 01:52:14,144 --> 01:52:17,814 Don't you die on me. 1757 01:52:20,818 --> 01:52:22,235 DIMES: You're going to be okay. 1758 01:52:23,195 --> 01:52:24,487 BORIS: I need an ambulance! 1759 01:52:26,448 --> 01:52:27,949 I need an ambulance! 1760 01:52:34,748 --> 01:52:37,291 [SIRENS WAILING] 1761 01:52:41,004 --> 01:52:44,340 Fuck you! I'll blow this bitch's brains to kingdom come! 1762 01:52:49,471 --> 01:52:52,014 -I need an ambulance! DIMES: Shut up. 1763 01:52:53,684 --> 01:52:57,687 -Fuck you, I'm bleeding! -I'll call you a hearse. 1764 01:52:59,189 --> 01:53:00,690 This is for Cody. 1765 01:53:00,858 --> 01:53:02,817 [GUNSHOTS] 1766 01:53:03,527 --> 01:53:04,777 Fuck you! 1767 01:53:10,909 --> 01:53:14,036 [SOBBING] 1768 01:53:51,909 --> 01:53:54,076 Honey, you're alive! 1769 01:53:57,748 --> 01:53:58,998 CLARENCE: I can't see. 1770 01:53:59,166 --> 01:54:01,167 [ALABAMA LAUGHING] 1771 01:54:01,919 --> 01:54:05,755 Honey, you have blood in your eye. Come on. 1772 01:54:09,176 --> 01:54:10,176 [ALARM RINGING] 1773 01:54:10,344 --> 01:54:11,385 [WOMAN SCREAMING] 1774 01:54:11,553 --> 01:54:15,765 Fuck you! I want a car. Take me to the airport! And I want it full of gas! 1775 01:54:22,564 --> 01:54:25,608 And a million bucks! Small bills! And fast! 1776 01:54:32,991 --> 01:54:34,992 Get out of my face, motherfucker! 1777 01:54:36,912 --> 01:54:39,247 [GUNSHOTS] 1778 01:55:18,453 --> 01:55:20,997 ALABAMA: Amid the chaos of that day... 1779 01:55:21,164 --> 01:55:23,874 ...when all I could hear was the thunder of gunshots... 1780 01:55:24,042 --> 01:55:27,253 ...and all I could smell was the violence in the air... 1781 01:55:27,421 --> 01:55:29,755 ...I look back and am amazed... 1782 01:55:29,923 --> 01:55:32,675 ...that my thoughts were so clear and true. 1783 01:55:33,010 --> 01:55:36,345 That three words went through my mind endlessly. 1784 01:55:36,513 --> 01:55:39,765 Repeating themselves like a broken record. 1785 01:55:39,933 --> 01:55:41,350 You're so cool. 1786 01:55:42,436 --> 01:55:43,894 You're so cool. 1787 01:55:44,730 --> 01:55:46,439 You're so cool. 1788 01:55:48,692 --> 01:55:51,736 And sometimes Clarence asks me what would I have done if he had died. 1789 01:55:52,696 --> 01:55:55,698 If that bullet had been two inches more to the left. 1790 01:55:56,533 --> 01:55:58,492 To this, I always smile. 1791 01:55:58,660 --> 01:56:01,704 As if I'm not going to satisfy him with a response. 1792 01:56:01,872 --> 01:56:03,873 But I always do. 1793 01:56:04,041 --> 01:56:06,500 I tell him of how I would want to die. 1794 01:56:06,668 --> 01:56:09,795 But that the anguish and the want of death would fade... 1795 01:56:10,088 --> 01:56:12,048 ...like the stars at dawn. 1796 01:56:12,799 --> 01:56:15,718 And that things would be much like they are now. 1797 01:56:15,886 --> 01:56:17,845 Perhaps. 1798 01:56:18,013 --> 01:56:20,723 Except maybe I wouldn't have named our son... 1799 01:56:20,974 --> 01:56:22,892 ...Elvis.