1 00:00:07,240 --> 00:00:09,760 Behold the mighty cockroach. 2 00:00:12,560 --> 00:00:15,880 Believed to have originated in the Silurian period... 3 00:00:15,960 --> 00:00:18,960 over 350 million years ago. 4 00:00:19,040 --> 00:00:21,680 They can be found in every part of the world, 5 00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:24,760 from the tropics to the arctic. 6 00:00:24,800 --> 00:00:28,080 There exists 4,000 known species, 7 00:00:28,160 --> 00:00:30,080 and in a year, 8 00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:35,320 a single female can produce over half a million descendants. 9 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:37,680 Radiation doesn't kill them. 10 00:00:37,760 --> 00:00:39,680 By evolutionary standards, 11 00:00:39,760 --> 00:00:42,320 they are nearly flawless creatures, 12 00:00:42,400 --> 00:00:45,480 but creatures nevertheless. 13 00:00:45,560 --> 00:00:48,440 Possessing only a simple nervous system, 14 00:00:48,520 --> 00:00:54,080 their behavior is dictated solely by responses to environmental stimuli. 15 00:00:54,160 --> 00:00:58,400 Unlike us, they are incapable of thought, 16 00:00:58,480 --> 00:01:02,280 of... self-illumination. 17 00:01:04,320 --> 00:01:08,160 Compared to the roach, we are gods... 18 00:01:08,240 --> 00:01:11,080 and must therefore act accordingly. 19 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:19,040 Is it true if you decapitate them, they continue to live, 20 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:22,160 eventually dying of starvation ? 21 00:01:22,240 --> 00:01:25,080 Look, buddy, I just kill 'em. 22 00:01:29,640 --> 00:01:32,120 Well, that's why I called you. 23 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:37,240 I thought that nowadays you froze the insects to death. 24 00:01:37,320 --> 00:01:39,800 Freeze them ? Where's the fun in that ? 25 00:01:39,920 --> 00:01:43,120 No, we got a new pesticide that works like a fungus. 26 00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:45,680 It not only kills the infected roach, 27 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:47,680 but that roach then spreads the disease... 28 00:01:47,720 --> 00:01:50,000 to every other roach it comes into contact with. 29 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:54,120 Well, just as long as you, uh, get rid of them. 30 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:58,960 Bugs-- I don't know. They drive me crazy. 31 00:02:01,880 --> 00:02:05,000 [ Spritzing ] 32 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:10,040 Why, you arrogant little-- 33 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:13,480 [ Chirps ] 34 00:02:22,880 --> 00:02:26,240 [ Gasping ] 35 00:02:28,120 --> 00:02:30,960 [ Panting ] 36 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:46,920 [ Screams ] 37 00:02:48,880 --> 00:02:52,000 I forgot to tell you I also found a roach on-- 38 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:54,400 [ Groaning ] 39 00:03:05,401 --> 00:03:09,001 X-Files Season 3 Episode 12 - War of the Coprophages 40 00:03:58,600 --> 00:04:01,680 [Cell Phone Ringing] 41 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:05,600 [Ringing Continues] 42 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:08,720 - Mulder. - [ Scully] Where have you been ? I've been trying to reach you. 43 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:13,280 My apartment complex was being fumigated, so I thought I'd get away for the weekend. 44 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:15,320 I came up to Massachusetts. 45 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:20,320 - Visiting your mother ? - No, just, uh, sitting and thinking. 46 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:24,960 Widespread accounts of unidentified colored lights hovering in the skies... 47 00:04:25,040 --> 00:04:28,160 were reported in this area last night. 48 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:31,440 Look, Scully, I know it's not your inclination, but... 49 00:04:31,520 --> 00:04:33,520 did you ever look up into the night sky... 50 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:38,240 and feel certain that not only was something up there, but... 51 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:40,880 it was looking down on you at that exact same moment... 52 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:45,000 and was just as curious about you as you are about it ? 53 00:04:45,080 --> 00:04:48,120 Mulder, I think the only thing more fortuitous... 54 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:50,520 than the emergence of life on this planet is that, 55 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:53,520 through purely random laws of biological evolution, 56 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:57,240 an intelligence as complex as ours ever emanated from it. 57 00:04:57,360 --> 00:05:01,040 The very idea of intelligent alien life... 58 00:05:01,080 --> 00:05:03,480 is not only astronomically improbable, 59 00:05:03,560 --> 00:05:07,280 but, at it's most basic level, downright anti-Darwinian. 60 00:05:07,320 --> 00:05:11,600 Scully, what are you wearing ? 61 00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:15,360 I understand what you’re saying, but l, I just need to keep looking. 62 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:18,640 Yeah, well, don't look too hard. You might not like what you find. 63 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:22,960 Isn't that what Dr. Zaius said to Charlton Heston... 64 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:25,000 at the end of Planet of the Apes ? 65 00:05:25,080 --> 00:05:27,760 And look what happened. 66 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:32,240 - Scully, I got to go. - What ? Mulder, what's going on ? 67 00:05:32,360 --> 00:05:34,440 - [ Dial Tone ] - Mulder. 68 00:05:41,480 --> 00:05:43,400 How you doing ? 69 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:45,840 What are you doing ? 70 00:05:45,920 --> 00:05:49,360 -Just sitting, thinking. - Sitting and thinking ? 71 00:05:49,440 --> 00:05:54,080 And talking on the phone ? Who with, your drug dealer ? Let me see some I.D. 72 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:03,640 The Bureau ? You on a case ? 73 00:06:03,760 --> 00:06:08,120 I heard reports of several U.F.O. sightings in this area last night. You see anything ? 74 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:12,480 No, sir, not personally. But we did receive a lot of telephone calls. 75 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:16,040 - Any more calls tonight ? - No, sir. 76 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:18,080 The F.B.I. keeps tabs on these things ? 77 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:20,120 No. 78 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:24,040 Excuse me, sir, I don't like to pry, 79 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:27,120 but why are you sitting here with your wiper blades on ? 80 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:29,960 Oh, I was just knocking off some bugs that landed on my-- 81 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:34,960 - Landed on my windshield. - Cockroaches ? 82 00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:38,440 Maybe. Maybe beetles. I don't know. I'm not really good with bugs. 83 00:06:38,520 --> 00:06:41,120 [Woman On Radio] This is dispatch. Come in. Over. 84 00:06:51,720 --> 00:06:54,480 - Sorry to disturb you, sir. - What's the matter ? 85 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:56,560 Another roach attack. 86 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:02,680 [ Ringing ] 87 00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:07,600 - Hello ? - I think you better get up here. 88 00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:11,560 - What is it ? - It appears that cockroaches are mortally attacking people. 89 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:13,600 I'm not gonna ask you if you just said what I think you just said... 90 00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:15,680 because I know it's what you just said. 91 00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:19,000 I'm crouching over a bug exterminator whose recently deceased body... 92 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:21,960 was discovered with cockroaches crawling all over him. 93 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:24,640 The local sheriff says that two other bodies were found... 94 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:26,720 in the same condition this afternoon. 95 00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:29,240 - Where are you again ? - Miller's Grove. 96 00:07:29,320 --> 00:07:31,200 It has a large science constituency. 97 00:07:31,280 --> 00:07:34,800 The other incidents involved a molecular biologist and an astrophysicist, 98 00:07:34,880 --> 00:07:38,040 and the witness to this case is an alternative fuel researcher. 99 00:07:38,120 --> 00:07:41,440 These reports are not coming from yahoos out in the boondocks. 100 00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:43,480 The image of those cockroaches... 101 00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:48,640 has been permanently imprinted onto my brain. 102 00:07:48,720 --> 00:07:51,480 I see them every time I close my eyes. 103 00:07:51,560 --> 00:07:53,600 Try not to close your eyes. 104 00:07:56,120 --> 00:08:00,160 How am I gonna sleep ? And where ? 105 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:03,480 I'm certainly not spending the night here. 106 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:06,320 Maybe you could get a motel room or something. 107 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:09,080 - Were there insect bites on the body ? - Insect bites ? 108 00:08:09,160 --> 00:08:10,800 - No. - No. 109 00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:14,320 'Cause you know, millions of people are actually allergic to cockroaches. 110 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:16,600 There have been reported cases of fatal reactions. 111 00:08:16,680 --> 00:08:19,200 It's called, uh, anaphylactic shock. 112 00:08:19,280 --> 00:08:21,720 - Anaphylactic shock ? - Mm-hmm. Many such reactions... 113 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:25,240 have occurred to entomologists or exterminators. 114 00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:28,680 - Okay, we'll check that out. - You still want me to come up ? 115 00:08:28,760 --> 00:08:31,760 No, no, no. I'm sure you’re right. Thanks, Scully. 116 00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:34,760 - Who was that ? - My drug dealer. 117 00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:42,800 [Inhaling, Water Bubbling] 118 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:44,880 [ Exhales ] 119 00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:49,200 - Dude, that's some good crap. -[Man Chuckling] 120 00:08:49,240 --> 00:08:51,760 Come on, it's your hoot. 121 00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:55,040 Um, I don't know about this, you guys. 122 00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:57,080 You really ought to, you know. 123 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:59,360 Try it. 124 00:08:59,440 --> 00:09:02,680 This stuff takes your mind and just sort of, you know, 125 00:09:02,720 --> 00:09:04,800 expands it. 126 00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:08,880 Well, something tells me it's more than my mind you guys are interested in expanding. 127 00:09:10,280 --> 00:09:13,120 Well, how about another beer then ? 128 00:09:13,160 --> 00:09:15,960 - Okay. - I don't know. 129 00:09:16,040 --> 00:09:18,160 I think you’re making a mistake here. 130 00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:21,000 Beer is just, you know, 131 00:09:21,040 --> 00:09:23,600 -beer. - [ Beeps ] 132 00:09:23,680 --> 00:09:27,800 But this stuff, it, like, 133 00:09:27,880 --> 00:09:30,600 swings the doors of perception so wide open, 134 00:09:30,680 --> 00:09:32,840 you can see whole 'nother world out there. 135 00:09:32,920 --> 00:09:36,600 But it's still like this world, you know. It tweaks your mind... 136 00:09:36,720 --> 00:09:38,880 and does this whole altered state thing to it. 137 00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:44,320 And suddenly, you see reality as it, you know, 138 00:09:44,360 --> 00:09:46,800 really exists. 139 00:09:50,440 --> 00:09:53,800 - Oh, God. - Dude, what's wrong, man ? 140 00:09:58,440 --> 00:10:01,800 Oh, God ! Roaches ! 141 00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:05,640 - Dude, you're freaking, man ! - Roaches ! Cockroaches ! 142 00:10:05,680 --> 00:10:07,680 - What's the matter, man ? - What ? 143 00:10:07,720 --> 00:10:12,280 [ Screaming ] 144 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:22,000 [Phone Ringing] 145 00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:25,760 - Stay. - [ Whines ] 146 00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:28,640 -[Ringing Continues] - Hello. 147 00:10:28,720 --> 00:10:31,800 - I take it back, Scully. I think you better get up here. - Another roach attack ? 148 00:10:31,880 --> 00:10:33,840 Yeah, and this was no allergic reaction. 149 00:10:33,880 --> 00:10:38,400 Two witnesses claim they saw the victim screaming about cockroaches burrowing into him. 150 00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:40,240 Are there still insects in the body ? 151 00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:43,240 We haven't located any yet, but there are wounds all over the body. 152 00:10:43,320 --> 00:10:45,280 From the cockroaches ? 153 00:10:45,320 --> 00:10:49,280 Well, the victim did attempt to extract the insects using a razor blade, 154 00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:51,720 but we're not sure all of the incisions are self-inflicted, 155 00:10:51,760 --> 00:10:53,720 except for the severed artery. 156 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:56,200 Was there any evidence of drug use at the crime scene ? 157 00:10:56,280 --> 00:10:58,800 Uh, well, he did have a homemade lab set up, 158 00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:01,040 but I'm not sure what he was producing. 159 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:06,120 Aw, man ! Smells like a septic tank ! 160 00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:08,600 Would you make sure this gets analyzed here ? 161 00:11:08,680 --> 00:11:10,600 You know, Mulder, there's a psychotic disorder... 162 00:11:10,680 --> 00:11:12,600 associated with some forms of drug abuse... 163 00:11:12,680 --> 00:11:16,880 where the abuser suffers from delusions that insects are infesting their epidermis. 164 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,920 - It's called Ekbom's Syndrome. - Ekbom's Syndrome ? 165 00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:23,920 The victim cuts himself in an attempt to extract the imaginary insect. 166 00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:25,960 You still want me to come up ? 167 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:30,560 No. You're probably right. I'm sorry to bother you. 168 00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:33,760 It's no bother. Bye. 169 00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:39,000 -[Dog Barking] - Hey ! 170 00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:42,080 Kids are brain-dead. I couldn't get anything out of them. 171 00:11:42,120 --> 00:11:44,080 What about some urine ? 172 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:46,200 For a drug test. 173 00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:05,000 - Did you get it ? - Get me a container. 174 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:11,480 Oh, I think I killed it. 175 00:12:11,560 --> 00:12:13,520 [Sheriff] You killed it ? You annihilated it. 176 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:16,920 It must have molted. It’s just empty exoskeleton. 177 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,800 Well, at least we have evidence that cockroaches were actually here. 178 00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:22,360 We've got more than that, Sheriff. 179 00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:24,680 I think that bug's exoskeleton was made of metal. 180 00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:39,480 Nothing more than a skin abrasion. 181 00:12:39,560 --> 00:12:41,560 An abrasion caused by a metallic substance ? 182 00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:46,240 Why don't we wait until the analysis of the compound is finished... 183 00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:48,600 before jumping to any conclusions ? 184 00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:55,160 Uh, Agent Mulder, as a doctor, I always find it best to be... 185 00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:57,600 completely honest and open with my patients, 186 00:12:57,720 --> 00:13:00,040 no matter how unpleasant the information. 187 00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:02,600 What do you need to tell me ? 188 00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:04,960 No. I need you to tell me something. 189 00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:08,920 What the hell is going on here ? 190 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,200 Wha-- 191 00:13:11,280 --> 00:13:15,000 - Are we in any danger ? - I don't know. 192 00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:18,800 - Well, should I evacuate my family ? - I wouldn't know. 193 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:22,160 Doc, they're waiting for you to examine the boy's body. 194 00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:25,600 Yeah, uh, as soon I take a little break. 195 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:30,120 After talking with Agent Mulder here, I suddenly feel slightly constipated. 196 00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:37,520 - What's his problem ? - He's upset that I don't know what's going on here. 197 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,360 So what the hell is going on here ? 198 00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:46,920 [ Beeps ] 199 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:16,520 I see the correlation, but just because I work for the federal government... 200 00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:18,640 doesn't mean I'm an expert on cockroaches. 201 00:14:18,720 --> 00:14:21,360 So you don't know anything about the government's experiments... 202 00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:23,960 - being conducted here ? - Experiments ? 203 00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:26,600 A couple of months ago, an agent claiming to be from the Department of Agriculture... 204 00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:29,400 sets up base on a couple of acres across town. 205 00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:32,760 Nobody knows exactly what's going on out there. 206 00:14:32,840 --> 00:14:36,040 - It's top secret, very hush-hush. - What are you suggesting ? 207 00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:40,280 Killer bees were a genetic experiment gone awry, 208 00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:43,280 let loose on an unsuspecting populace. 209 00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:48,240 Who's to say the government hasn't created a new breed of killer cockroaches ? 210 00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:50,680 You might want to keep that theory to yourself, Sheriff. 211 00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:52,800 No need to create a panic. 212 00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:56,880 [Man] Oh!Oh, my God! Help! Somebody help! Hey! 213 00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:00,840 What the hell happened ? 214 00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:04,160 Cockroaches. He was covered in cockroaches. 215 00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:08,400 - I don't see any roaches. - When I went out to look for help and I came back, 216 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:11,840 they disappeared. 217 00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:27,720 Gently. Gently. 218 00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:35,080 Hmm. Doesn't appear odd in any-- Ooh ! 219 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,520 [ Beeps ] 220 00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:42,840 Next time, let me handle the roaches. 221 00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:46,080 [ Ringing ] 222 00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:50,600 - Who died now ? - The medical examiner. 223 00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:53,560 His body was found next to a toilet, covered with roaches. 224 00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:57,360 - I really think you should come-- - A toilet ? Check his eyes. 225 00:15:57,400 --> 00:16:00,080 Is one of them bloodshot with a dilated pupil ? 226 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:05,200 - Yeah. - Well, it's probably a brain aneurysm. 227 00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:08,160 - Brain aneurysm ? - Straining too forcefully... 228 00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:10,840 is very common causation for bursting a brain aneurysm. 229 00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:13,520 Well, how do you explain the roaches though ? 230 00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:16,840 - Did you catch any ? - Almost. 231 00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:18,840 I don't know what to tell you, Mulder. 232 00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:21,240 I just hope you’re not implying you've come across an infestation... 233 00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:24,120 of killer cockroaches. 234 00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:30,640 [Cell Phone Ringing] 235 00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:34,440 - Mulder. - [ Scully] Mulder ? 236 00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:36,560 I've been doing some research. 237 00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:40,320 Back in the mid-'80s, there was a cockroach species previously only found in Asia, 238 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,440 and since then, it's made an appearance in Florida. 239 00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:45,320 They've now completely established themselves in this country. 240 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:49,800 - Do they attack people ? - No, but they exhibit behavior different than domestic breeds. 241 00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:52,480 They fly for long distances, and they're attracted to light. 242 00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:56,040 - But do they attack people ? - I'm suggesting that what's happening out there... 243 00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:59,120 might be the introduction to this country of a new species of cockroach, 244 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:02,640 - one that is attracted to people. - That all makes perfect sense, Scully. 245 00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:03,880 I don't like it at all. Did you know that the federal government, 246 00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:06,680 under the guise of the Department of Agriculture, 247 00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:09,040 has been conducting secret experiments up here ? 248 00:17:09,120 --> 00:17:12,360 You're not thinking about trespassing onto government property again, are you ? 249 00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:15,040 I know that you’ve done it in the past, but I don't think that this case warrants-- 250 00:17:15,120 --> 00:17:17,360 It's too late. I'm already inside. 251 00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:19,360 [ Sighs ] 252 00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:22,480 Well, what's going on ? What do you see ? 253 00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:24,520 I'm in a house. 254 00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:27,280 It's apparently empty. 255 00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:30,400 - What does the place look like ? - It's a, uh... 256 00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:33,680 typical two-story suburban house. 257 00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:36,000 Nice big living room, sparsely furnished. 258 00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:38,800 Nice carpets, fireplace. 259 00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:41,040 Nice kitchen. 260 00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:43,600 Modern appliances. 261 00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:48,960 - Moving walls. - Moving walls ? 262 00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:53,680 Yeah. They're rippling. 263 00:17:56,760 --> 00:17:58,720 Oh ! Cockroaches ! 264 00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:02,600 - What ? - Cockroaches. They're everywhere. 265 00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:08,160 Ah ! I'm surrounded ! 266 00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:10,200 Mulder, you've got to get out of there right now. 267 00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:13,000 - Nooo ! - Are you all right ? What happened ? 268 00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:15,680 Flashlight went out. 269 00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:19,680 Mulder, what's going on ? 270 00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:22,320 Gotta go. 271 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:24,440 Mulder ! Mulder ! 272 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:27,600 [ Dial Tone ] 273 00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:33,520 May I ask why you're trespassing on government property ? 274 00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:36,080 - I'm a federal agent. - So am l. 275 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:38,120 Agent Mulder, F.B.I. 276 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:42,400 Doctor Berenbaum, U.S.D.A. Agricultural Research Service. 277 00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:45,440 Doctor Berenbaum, I'm going to have to ask you a few questions. 278 00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:48,040 For instance ? 279 00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:50,720 What's a woman like you doing in a place like this ? 280 00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:57,920 By studying how insects respond to changes in light, 281 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,880 temperature, air currents, food availability, 282 00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:03,360 we can determine the best ways to eradicate them. 283 00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:05,440 Why all the secrecy about your research ? 284 00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:08,480 You've got some of the good townspeople suspicious. 285 00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:10,720 You expect us to advertise that we've intentionally... 286 00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:14,520 infested a house in their neighborhood with thousands of cockroaches ? 287 00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:18,680 But those, those cockroaches, are they a normal species ? 288 00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:20,920 They're a common one. 289 00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:26,680 Have you ever come across a type of cockroach that is attracted to people ? 290 00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:30,920 Most cockroaches have been known to actually wash themselves... 291 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,120 - after being touched by humans. - Really. 292 00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:36,360 So you’ve never seen an instance where a cockroach actually attacks a human being ? 293 00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:41,080 There have been cases where a cockroach has crawled into a person's ear or nose. 294 00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:43,160 Nose ? 295 00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:47,360 What is that there ? 296 00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:49,640 Oh, it’s just a pet project of mine. 297 00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:53,440 Since an insect's exoskeleton is a dielectric... 298 00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:57,960 surrounding the conductive medium of its body fluid, 299 00:19:58,040 --> 00:20:00,000 when introduced into an electrical field, 300 00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:02,640 the brushed discharge will result in a colored fare. 301 00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:07,640 What is that supposed to prove ? 302 00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:12,880 Well, it's my theory that U.F.O.'s are actually insect swarms. 303 00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:15,160 I don't know if you know anything about U.F.O.'s, 304 00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:18,280 but all the characteristics of a typical sighting... 305 00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:20,320 are shared with nocturnal insects... 306 00:20:20,360 --> 00:20:22,520 swarming through an electrical air field. 307 00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:26,800 The sudden appearance of a colored, glowing light hovering in the night sky, 308 00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:30,120 moving in a nonmechanical matter, possibly humming, 309 00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:33,280 creating interference with radio and television signals, 310 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,600 then suddenly disappearing. 311 00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:40,360 As, uh, nocturnal insect swarms, 312 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:43,080 that's, uh, that's fascinating. 313 00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:46,560 Everything about insects is fascinating. 314 00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:49,320 They are truly remarkable creatures. 315 00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:53,640 - So beautiful and so honest. - Honest ? 316 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:58,320 Eat, sleep, defecate, procreate. 317 00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:00,840 That's all they do. That's all we do, 318 00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:04,880 but at least insects don't kid themselves that it's anything more than that. 319 00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:08,600 Does my scientific detachment disturb you ? 320 00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:13,080 No. No, actually, l, I find it quite refreshing. 321 00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:16,080 [Cell Phone Ringing] 322 00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:21,240 Not now. You know, um-- 323 00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:27,400 I have always found insects to be very interesting. 324 00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:29,520 Really ? 325 00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:37,760 This is the fifth report of a deceased body... 326 00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:39,840 being found amongst a horde of cockroaches, 327 00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:43,000 but police are not confirming, at least not yet, 328 00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:46,600 that the insects have anything to do with the fatalities. 329 00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:48,960 Police have also disaffirmed the rumor that these deaths were the result... 330 00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:51,120 of an outbreak of the Ebola virus... 331 00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:54,120 somehow being spread by infected cockroaches. 332 00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:57,400 As for now, these incidents remain under local jurisdiction, 333 00:21:57,480 --> 00:22:01,920 but a nurse here did confirm that an F.B.I. agent is on the case. 334 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:05,720 Police are asking that if you see any cockroaches, don't panic. 335 00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:10,600 Simply notify the local authorities and evacuate the area immediately. 336 00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:13,960 Reporting live, this is Skye Leikin for Channel Three, Night watch News. 337 00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:17,160 Then suddenly, there was this terrible crash. 338 00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:19,160 You know, you could've been killed. 339 00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:36,000 [ Blowing Nose ] 340 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:55,280 - [ Ringing ] - Mulder, are you okay ? 341 00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:58,320 - I can't sleep. - What happened at the U.S.D.A. site ? 342 00:22:58,360 --> 00:23:00,800 They're conducting legitimate experiments. 343 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:03,760 I met an entomologist, Dr. Berenbaum, 344 00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:07,760 who agrees with your theory of an accidental importation of a new cockroach species. 345 00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:09,920 Did he give you any idea of how to catch them ? 346 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:13,960 No. But she did tell me everything else there is to know about insects. 347 00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:17,520 - She ? - Yeah. Did you know that the ancient Egyptians... 348 00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:20,880 worshipped the scarab beetle and possibly erected the pyramids... 349 00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:24,520 to honor them, which may just be giant symbolic dung heaps ? 350 00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:28,800 Did you know the inventor of the flush toilet was named Thomas Crapper ? 351 00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:31,720 - Bambi also has this theory I've never come acro-- - Who ? 352 00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:35,720 - Dr. Berenbaum. Anyway, her theory is-- - Her name is Bambi ? 353 00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:38,800 Yeah. Both her parents were naturalists. 354 00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:42,440 Her theory is that U.F.O.'s are actually nocturnal insect swarms... 355 00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:44,560 passing through electrical air fields. 356 00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:49,120 - Her name is Bambi ? - Scully, can I confess something to you ? 357 00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:51,680 Yeah, sure, okay. 358 00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:54,040 I hate insects. 359 00:23:54,120 --> 00:23:56,560 You know, lots of people are afraid of insects, Mulder. 360 00:23:56,640 --> 00:24:00,240 It’s just a-- It's a natural, instinctive-- 361 00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:02,800 No, no, I'm not afraid of them. 362 00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:05,400 I hate them. 363 00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:08,720 One day back when I was a kid, I was, uh, 364 00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:12,440 I was climbing this tree when I noticed this leaf walking towards me. 365 00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:14,440 It took forever to realize that it was no leaf. 366 00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:17,720 - A praying mantis ? - Yeah, I had a praying mantis epiphany. 367 00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:21,600 And as a result, I screamed. No, not a girlie scream, 368 00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:24,680 but the scream of someone being confronted by some before unknown monster... 369 00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:28,240 that had no right existing on the same planet I inhabited. 370 00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:32,520 Did you ever notice how a praying mantis' head resembles an alien's head ? 371 00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:35,520 The mysteries of the natural world were revealed to me that day, 372 00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:37,760 but instead of being astounded, I was... 373 00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:40,120 - repulsed. - Mulder, 374 00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:42,280 are you sure it wasn't a girlie scream ? 375 00:24:42,360 --> 00:24:44,600 - [Man Screaming] - What was that ? 376 00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:48,400 - Oh, I got to go. - Mul-- No-- Ohh ! 377 00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:53,040 - Did you hear that too ? - Came from over there. 378 00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:57,760 What the hell's going on ? 379 00:24:57,840 --> 00:25:00,800 Hello ? 380 00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:02,760 Is everything all right in there ? 381 00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:12,040 [Screaming] 382 00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:20,720 Don't go in there, man ! 383 00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:40,240 [Phone Ringing] 384 00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:45,240 What happened this time ? 385 00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:47,480 One of the motel guests died. 386 00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:49,960 Mulder, I'm coming up there right now. 387 00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:53,920 Scully, I think this man died simply from a reaction to the cockroaches. 388 00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:55,920 Two cases of anaphylactic shock... 389 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,720 in the same day in the same town is highly improbable. 390 00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:03,440 No. I'm saying that I think this man simply had a heart attack. 391 00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:05,600 Word about the cockroach infestation... 392 00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:07,800 and the deaths related to it has gotten out, 393 00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:12,440 and I think this man simply saw some cockroaches and scared himself to death. 394 00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:17,080 - Regardless, Mulder, something strange is going on out there. - Maybe not. 395 00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:19,680 All your conjectures have proved correct. 396 00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:23,000 The exterminator did die from anaphylactic shock. 397 00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:25,520 The teenage boy did die from self-inflicted wounds... 398 00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:29,560 and was getting high off methane fumes derived from burning manure. 399 00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:32,440 The medical examiner did die from a brain aneurysm. 400 00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:35,520 I still haven't been able to explain the cockroaches at all these sites. 401 00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:38,720 Or the fact that their exoskeletons are made of metal. 402 00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:42,200 Metal ? What are you talking about ? 403 00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:45,440 Mulder ? Mulder, I'm coming up there. 404 00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:47,600 Whatever. 405 00:26:56,760 --> 00:27:00,680 - Can you tell what kind of cockroach it is ? - I should be able to. 406 00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:04,680 The abdomen's still attached, and we differentiate species by their genitalia. 407 00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:08,640 - Oh, my God. - Is it abnormal ? 408 00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:13,280 I'll say. He's hung like a club-tailed dragonfly. Excuse me. 409 00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:21,240 Does it still look unusual ? 410 00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:24,880 Well, yes, for an insect genitalia, 411 00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:27,520 but maybe not for a microprocessor. 412 00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:29,680 You're implying that this insect is mechanical ? 413 00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:35,600 What am I supposed to be looking at here ? 414 00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:38,400 Have you ever seen anything like this before ? 415 00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:41,160 Only in science journals. 416 00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:43,840 I've read about an artificial intelligence researcher... 417 00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:47,160 who designs robots that resemble and behave like insects. 418 00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:51,200 I've never seen them myself, but I've often thought of visiting his lab. 419 00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:53,840 He works out of this town ? 420 00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:11,360 [ Whirring ] 421 00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:33,320 [Whirring] 422 00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:37,800 - Doctor Ivanov ? - Why are you scaring my robots ? 423 00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:41,680 For decades, my colleagues in artificial intelligence... 424 00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:45,880 have attempted to create an autonomous robot. 425 00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:48,000 By struggling to give their machines... 426 00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:50,760 a human-like brain, they have failed. 427 00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:55,080 A human brain is too complex, too computational. 428 00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:57,760 It thinks too much. 429 00:28:57,840 --> 00:29:02,280 But insects merely react. 430 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,680 I use insects as my model, 431 00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:12,120 not just in design but by giving them the simplest of computer programs. 432 00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:16,240 "Go to the object. Go away from moving object. " 433 00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:19,480 Governed only by sensors and reflex responses, 434 00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:23,080 they take on the behavior of intelligent living beings. 435 00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:26,440 So this one is just programmed to head towards any object... 436 00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:28,800 moving within the field of its sensors ? 437 00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:31,440 No. 438 00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:33,640 Then why is it following me ? 439 00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:37,080 It likes you. 440 00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:40,520 Your contract is with NASA ? 441 00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:43,120 The goal is to transport a fleet of robots... 442 00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:46,760 to another planet and allow them to navigate the terrain... 443 00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:51,440 with more intricacy than any space probe has done before. 444 00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:53,680 It sounds slightly fantastic, 445 00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:56,120 but the only obstacle I can foresee... 446 00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:59,120 is devising a renewable energy source. 447 00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:03,760 In any case, this is the future of space exploration. 448 00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:06,840 It does not include living entities. 449 00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:10,920 I'm just speculating here, but if extraterrestrial life-forms do exist-- 450 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,320 Oh, there's no need for speculation. I believe they do. 451 00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:15,560 And assuming that they're more technologically advanced than we are, 452 00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:19,280 and if your own ideas about the future of space exploration are correct, then-- 453 00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:22,800 Then the interplanetary explorers of alien civilizations... 454 00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:25,240 will likely be mechanical in nature. 455 00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:28,440 Yes. Anyone who thinks alien visitation... 456 00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:30,720 will come not in the form of robots, 457 00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:34,960 but of living beings with big eyes and gray skin... 458 00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:38,520 has been brainwashed by too much science fiction. 459 00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:51,360 - Can you identify this ? - I'm not really good with bugs. 460 00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:54,720 - A cricket's leg ? - Try it under the microscope. 461 00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:19,800 Are you all right, Dr. Ivanov ? 462 00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:24,680 Can you identify that ? 463 00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:27,480 [ No Audio Dialogue ] 464 00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:29,640 Sir ? 465 00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:37,440 It's... beyond my comprehension. 466 00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:44,200 Hey, kid, move it ! Gimme that ! 467 00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:46,600 [ Yelling ] 468 00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:53,240 [Man] Back off, buddy! 469 00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:57,440 Get it ! Hurry up ! 470 00:31:57,560 --> 00:31:59,560 - Get your own ! - I saw it first ! 471 00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:02,720 [Yelling Continues] 472 00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:08,320 [ Tires Screeching ] 473 00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:12,040 [Man Shouting] Hey, what are you, crazy ? Why are you stopping ? 474 00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:14,040 [Woman] Hey, you idiot, you hit me! 475 00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:16,040 [Man] We gotta get outta here ! 476 00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:21,120 Excuse me, do you sell road maps ? 477 00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:24,120 - Could you tell me where they are ? - Come on, hurry up ! 478 00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:26,680 - What's going on here ? - Haven’t you heard about the roaches ? 479 00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:29,840 They're devouring people whole. Everybody's getting the hell out of here. 480 00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:31,840 Have you seen any cockroaches yourself? 481 00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:35,240 - No, but they're everywhere. - Roaches aren't attacking people, lady. 482 00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:37,920 They're spreading the Ebola virus. Look, keep the change. 483 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:41,800 - We're all gonna be bleeding from our nipples ! - All right. 484 00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:44,840 All right, listen up ! I'm Agent Dana Scully... 485 00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:46,840 from the Federal Bureau of Investigation. 486 00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:50,040 I am assuring you that you are not in any danger. 487 00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:55,800 Everything is gonna be okay if you just calm down and start acting rationally. 488 00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:58,000 Now, where the hell are those road maps ? 489 00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:05,120 Hey ! This last can is mine ! 490 00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:12,040 - Roaches ! - [ Screaming ] 491 00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:26,000 [Engines Starting, Tires Screeching, Horns Honking] 492 00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:49,280 Well, Doctor, l, uh, 493 00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:54,320 I appreciate you taking the time to answer my questions. 494 00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:56,360 Yeah. 495 00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:28,800 Greetings from planet Earth. 496 00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:38,760 Well, it's a cockroach, all right. 497 00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:41,960 It's not like the leg segment you had me examine earlier. 498 00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:44,560 - It’s just a typical cockroach. - Even the... 499 00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:47,120 Yes, even the genitalia is normal. 500 00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:50,680 Cockroaches are common in this area at this time of year. 501 00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:52,880 It's one of the reasons I set up my study here. 502 00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:58,280 [Cell Phone Ringing] 503 00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:03,240 - Mulder. - Mulder, this town is insane. 504 00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:07,240 - Where are you ? - I'm in a convenience store on the outskirts of, uh... 505 00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:09,640 civilization. 506 00:35:09,720 --> 00:35:11,680 Look, I think I may have a lead. 507 00:35:11,720 --> 00:35:14,920 Remember that Dr. Eckerle who was the alternative fuel researcher... 508 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,160 that witnessed the exterminator's death ? 509 00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:20,320 Well, the fuel that he's researching is methane gas. 510 00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:22,520 Methane derived from manure. 511 00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:25,360 - Manure ? - He has an import license... 512 00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:28,320 to bring in animal dung samples from outside the country. 513 00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:31,720 Now, maybe you can confirm this with your Dr. Bambi, 514 00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:35,280 but I think that cockroaches are dung-eaters. 515 00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:39,760 And if so, some of them may have been shipped accidentally in some of the samples. 516 00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:44,840 This fuel research facility could be ground zero for the infestation. 517 00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:48,920 Scully, if an alien civilization were technologically advanced enough... 518 00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:52,120 to build and send artificially intelligent robotic probes... 519 00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:54,120 to the farthest reaches of space, 520 00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:58,120 might they not have also been able to perfect the extraction of methane fuel from manure, 521 00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:01,280 an abundant and replenishing energy source on a planet... 522 00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:03,480 filled with dung-producing creatures ? 523 00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:10,120 Mulder, I think you’ve been in this town too long. 524 00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:13,600 Where's the research facility located ? 525 00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:22,240 Wait, Bambi. You better wait here until I make sure it's safe. 526 00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:25,720 Be careful. We still don't know what these cockroaches are capable of, 527 00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:27,720 if they’re even cockroaches. 528 00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:30,960 I'm not so much worried about the cockroaches as I am about the human element. 529 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:35,440 [Cockroaches Chirping, Beeping] 530 00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:51,440 [Cockroach Beeps] 531 00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:56,600 [ Beeping ] 532 00:37:01,240 --> 00:37:04,200 [Beeping Continues] 533 00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:28,800 -[Gunshot] - [ Gasps ] 534 00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:32,480 Dr. Eckerle ? 535 00:37:33,720 --> 00:37:35,840 They're after me. 536 00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:38,840 First at my house, then at the motel, 537 00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:43,120 and then I came here to get away, 538 00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:46,600 but... they're following me. 539 00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:49,200 You're not in any danger. These insects won't harm you. 540 00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:53,440 - I've seen them kill two men. - They weren’t responsible for those deaths, 541 00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:56,880 but they might be responsible for ours if you continue firing your gun... 542 00:37:56,960 --> 00:37:58,920 in a plant full of methane gas. 543 00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:01,000 Don’t you understand ? 544 00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:05,560 The bugs. 545 00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:08,440 They drive me crazy. 546 00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:16,360 Let me guess. Bambi. 547 00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:19,600 Fox told me to wait out here while he checked inside first. 548 00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:24,640 Should I come along with you ? 549 00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:26,640 No. 550 00:38:26,720 --> 00:38:29,760 This is no place for an entomologist. 551 00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:35,000 - [ Beeping Continues ] - Why are these roaches making those weird noises ? 552 00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:37,160 In Madagascar, they have roaches that hiss... 553 00:38:37,240 --> 00:38:39,720 by blowing air through the holes in their upper thorax. 554 00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:43,000 Really ? 555 00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:45,200 How do you know so much about them ? 556 00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:49,000 I don't. That's why we shouldn't kill these, but capture them for further study. 557 00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:52,080 Now, please. Put the gun down. 558 00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:59,400 - Have I lost my mind ? - No. 559 00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:01,480 You’ve just had a very stressful day... 560 00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:04,040 that's affected your ability to think clearly. 561 00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:06,520 Your judgment is a little clouded right now. 562 00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:09,000 It is ? 563 00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:15,480 Then how do I know that you're not a cockroach ? 564 00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:19,360 Mulder ! 565 00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:24,760 Mulder ! 566 00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:30,520 [ Cell Phone Beeping ] 567 00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:32,360 I assure you, Dr. Eckerle, I'm just as human as you are, 568 00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:33,720 I assure you, Dr. Eckerle, I'm just as human as you are, 569 00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:35,720 if not more so. 570 00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:39,240 [Cell Phone Ringing] 571 00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:41,600 -[Ringing Continues] - You are one of them ! 572 00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:43,960 [Gunshot] 573 00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:52,560 - Mulder ! - Get out, Scully ! This whole place could blow ! 574 00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:56,680 Get down ! 575 00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:16,200 Crap. 576 00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:21,880 It's like a crematorium in there. 577 00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:24,760 I don't think we’re gonna locate the doctor's remains. 578 00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:27,680 - Or anything else. -Still, it's not as bad as some of the other fires... 579 00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:29,680 - we had last night. - There were others ? 580 00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:31,720 Four, to be exact, 581 00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:35,040 plus 1 8 automobile accidents, 1 3 assault and batteries. 582 00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:37,920 Two stores were looted. Thirty-six injuries all total, 583 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,440 half of them from insecticide poisoning. 584 00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:45,080 But we didn't receive reports on cockroaches or otherwise for the last couple of hours. 585 00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:48,960 Maybe this town's finally come to its senses. 586 00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:50,960 You two ought to go home and get some rest. 587 00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:52,960 You look pooped. 588 00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:56,760 [Dr. Ivanov] Agent Mulder! 589 00:40:56,840 --> 00:41:00,240 They told me I could locate you here. 590 00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:03,160 Those segments you showed me earlier, 591 00:41:03,240 --> 00:41:05,280 may I examine them again ? 592 00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:08,240 Well, they're completely desiccated, 593 00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:10,240 just like the molted exoskeleton. 594 00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:13,240 You know, many insects don't develop wings... 595 00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:15,280 until their last molting stage. 596 00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:17,320 Perhaps whatever these things were, 597 00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:20,960 they had their final molt and have flown off back to wherever they originated. 598 00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:23,920 Yeah, that would explain everything. 599 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:27,960 May I borrow this, Agent Mulder, for further study ? 600 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:29,960 I've already had a similar sample analyzed. 601 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,320 It's nothing but common metals. 602 00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:34,800 What do you hope to find from it ? 603 00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:37,320 His destiny. 604 00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:40,520 Isn't that what Dr. Zaius said to Zira... 605 00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:42,600 at the end of The Planet of the Apes ? 606 00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:44,760 It's one of my favorite movies. 607 00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:47,960 Mine too. I love science fiction. 608 00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:52,040 I'm also fascinated by your research. 609 00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:54,600 Have you ever considered programming the robots... 610 00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:57,920 to mimic the behavior of social insects like ants or bees ? 611 00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,080 As a matter of fact, I have. 612 00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:03,120 You know, I read in November of'94 in Entomology Extreme-- 613 00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:06,800 - Oh, I remember that. - Your article about colonization-- 614 00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:09,840 Yes, I really enjoyed writing that. 615 00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:12,920 Smart is sexy. 616 00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:16,600 Well, think of it this way, Mulder. 617 00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:19,400 By the time there's another invasion of artificially intelligent... 618 00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:21,600 dung-eating robotic probes from outer space, 619 00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:25,480 maybe their uber-children will have devised a way to save our planet. 620 00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:27,920 You know, I never thought I'd say this to you, Scully, 621 00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:31,120 but you smell bad. 622 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,240 [Mulder] "The development of our cerebral cortex... 623 00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:41,880 "has been the greatest achievement of the evolutionary processes. 624 00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:44,920 " Big deal. While allowing us the thrills of intellect... 625 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:46,920 "and the pangs of self-consciousness, 626 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:50,640 "it is all too often overruled by our inner instinctive brain, 627 00:42:50,720 --> 00:42:53,320 "the one that tells us to react, not reflect, 628 00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:55,680 "to run rather than ruminate. 629 00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:04,200 " Maybe we have gone as far as we can go, 630 00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:06,320 "and the next advance, whatever that may be, 631 00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:09,600 "will be made by beings we create ourselves, using our own tech-- 632 00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:11,600 [ Beeps ] 633 00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:14,160 - "tech-- - [ Beeps ] 634 00:43:14,240 --> 00:43:16,200 [ Beeps ] 635 00:43:16,240 --> 00:43:18,360 "technology. 636 00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:20,720 "Life-forms we can design and program... 637 00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:24,080 "not to be ultimately governed and constricted by the rules of survival. 638 00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:30,800 "Or perhaps that step forward has already been achieved on another planet... 639 00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:33,960 "by organisms that had a billion years head start on us. 640 00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:36,000 "If these beings ever visited us, 641 00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:38,160 "would we recognize what we were seeing ? 642 00:43:38,240 --> 00:43:41,280 "And upon catching sight of us, would they react in anything but horror... 643 00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:44,080 at seeing such mindless, primitive, hideous creatures ?" 644 00:44:02,312 --> 00:44:08,311 Subtitles by: syafiQ a.k.a basikalbaru