1 00:00:20,271 --> 00:00:22,398 (Laboured breathing) 2 00:01:00,978 --> 00:01:02,772 (Screaming) 3 00:01:04,148 --> 00:01:05,566 (Laughter) 4 00:01:05,650 --> 00:01:08,819 - Oh, daddy. Cut it out! - I knew it was you, dad. 5 00:01:08,945 --> 00:01:12,657 - Quit picking on your brother. He loves you. - No, I don't. 6 00:01:12,740 --> 00:01:15,493 - I'm glad you're back home, dad. - Not as glad as I am. 7 00:01:15,618 --> 00:01:17,828 Did you see a lot of weird stuff this year? 8 00:01:17,954 --> 00:01:20,122 Yep. It was the weirdest show ever. 9 00:01:20,206 --> 00:01:22,416 But your mother thinks you're getting ready for bed. 10 00:01:22,500 --> 00:01:26,754 If she finds you guys still in the pool, she's gonna kill me. So come on! 11 00:01:26,837 --> 00:01:27,755 (Protests) 12 00:01:27,838 --> 00:01:31,425 Quit your whinin'. Come on, or there's no bedtime story. 13 00:01:31,509 --> 00:01:33,511 Out you go. That's it. 14 00:01:36,180 --> 00:01:39,016 (Laboured breathing) 15 00:01:51,696 --> 00:01:53,614 - What the hell...? - (Squawking) 16 00:01:53,698 --> 00:01:55,825 (Cries out) 17 00:01:59,203 --> 00:02:01,163 (Screeching) 18 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:05,167 (Chomping) 19 00:03:02,058 --> 00:03:05,436 - What happened? - Nothing you can ascertain from that photo. 20 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:08,689 He suffered from ichthyosis, a congenital skin disease... 21 00:03:08,773 --> 00:03:12,193 Characterised by the shedding of the epidermis as scales. 22 00:03:12,943 --> 00:03:16,530 This shows the entry wound of the undetermined weapon. 23 00:03:16,614 --> 00:03:21,202 No other injuries were inflicted. No organs were removed or cannibalised... 24 00:03:21,285 --> 00:03:24,038 And there's no signs of sexual molestation. 25 00:03:24,121 --> 00:03:28,042 That's 48 attacks over the last 28 years... 26 00:03:28,125 --> 00:03:31,212 Occurring in every state in the continental us almost... 27 00:03:31,295 --> 00:03:33,964 The first in Oregon, the last five in Florida. 28 00:03:34,048 --> 00:03:38,219 Victims range from all different age groups, races. Both male and female. 29 00:03:38,302 --> 00:03:42,390 The mutilations appear so motiveless one would suspect a form of ritual... 30 00:03:42,473 --> 00:03:44,558 Yet they adhere to no known cult. 31 00:03:44,892 --> 00:03:49,063 A serial killer would normally escalate the level of violence of his attacks... 32 00:03:49,146 --> 00:03:51,899 Over such an extended period of time. 33 00:03:51,982 --> 00:03:56,320 So what do you think, Scully? What are your initial thoughts? 34 00:03:57,822 --> 00:04:01,951 Imagine going through your whole life looking like this. 35 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:14,588 The lord is my Shepherd; I shall not want. 36 00:04:14,672 --> 00:04:17,925 He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: 37 00:04:18,008 --> 00:04:21,262 He leadeth me beside the still waters. 38 00:04:21,345 --> 00:04:23,431 He restoreth my soul: 39 00:04:23,514 --> 00:04:27,935 He leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake. 40 00:04:28,018 --> 00:04:31,605 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death... 41 00:04:31,689 --> 00:04:33,691 I will fear no evil: 42 00:04:33,816 --> 00:04:35,943 For thou art with me; 43 00:04:36,026 --> 00:04:39,613 thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me. 44 00:04:40,197 --> 00:04:44,452 Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: 45 00:04:44,827 --> 00:04:47,288 Thou anointest my head with oil; 46 00:04:47,371 --> 00:04:49,790 my cup runneth over. 47 00:04:49,874 --> 00:04:53,711 Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me... 48 00:04:54,044 --> 00:04:56,464 All the days of my life: 49 00:04:56,547 --> 00:05:00,384 And I will dwell in the house of the lord forever. 50 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:05,347 We are gathered here today to mourn the passing of jerald glazebrook... 51 00:05:05,890 --> 00:05:11,479 Beloved husband, father, friend and entertainer. 52 00:05:12,188 --> 00:05:14,482 We mourn not only the passing... 53 00:05:14,565 --> 00:05:19,069 Of a man who overcame the obstacles of his earthly incarnation... 54 00:05:19,862 --> 00:05:25,242 But also the passing of the love that dwelled within his all-too-human heart. 55 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:30,080 We mourn the passing of the admiration and the respect... 56 00:05:30,498 --> 00:05:35,085 He instilled in all of his professional colleagues. 57 00:05:36,378 --> 00:05:39,423 We mourn the passing of the laughter and the enjoyment... 58 00:05:39,507 --> 00:05:42,676 He brought each audience who saw him. 59 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:46,263 For although Jerry was a world-renowned escape artist... 60 00:05:46,347 --> 00:05:50,601 There is one strongbox from which none of us can escape. 61 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:53,771 (Astonished murmurs) 62 00:05:56,106 --> 00:05:58,108 Help me. 63 00:06:01,111 --> 00:06:03,197 Put him down over there. 64 00:06:05,533 --> 00:06:07,618 (Crowd gasps) 65 00:06:15,084 --> 00:06:17,127 (Grunts) 66 00:06:19,630 --> 00:06:21,549 Not having known the deceased personally, 67 00:06:21,632 --> 00:06:24,969 I'm in no position to perform a proper eulogy. 68 00:06:25,052 --> 00:06:28,138 I'm sure he was a nice guy, et cetera, et cetera. 69 00:06:28,222 --> 00:06:30,975 But as an admirer of his work, I am in a position... 70 00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:33,811 To perform an impromptu tribute in his honour. 71 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:37,231 Namely, ramming this spike into my chest! 72 00:06:38,816 --> 00:06:40,150 (Screams) 73 00:06:40,234 --> 00:06:44,572 - (Man) Don't you have any respect? - I think I hit my left ventricle! 74 00:06:44,655 --> 00:06:46,740 Get back, fascists! 75 00:06:48,284 --> 00:06:50,327 (Man) Get him outta here! 76 00:06:55,249 --> 00:06:57,251 I can't wait for the wake. 77 00:06:58,544 --> 00:07:02,006 On his vicap form, jerald glazebrook was listed as an "artist". 78 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:05,593 Jerry was an artist. The best escape artist since Houdini. 79 00:07:05,676 --> 00:07:10,889 He should've been headlining Vegas, but his condition kept him on the sideshow circuit. 80 00:07:10,973 --> 00:07:15,561 - I didn't realise that sideshows still existed. - There are two or three still around. 81 00:07:15,644 --> 00:07:19,982 I got the impression that glazebrook wasn't the only performer residing here. 82 00:07:20,357 --> 00:07:24,236 The town was founded in the '20s when some of barnum & Bailey's troupes... 83 00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:26,530 Came down in the winter off-seasons. 84 00:07:26,822 --> 00:07:30,075 This town's history might help explain our case's history. 85 00:07:30,159 --> 00:07:33,370 A sideshow performer would have toured much of the country. 86 00:07:33,454 --> 00:07:37,625 And their isolation from society, caused by their physical deformities... 87 00:07:37,708 --> 00:07:40,753 Could have built up pathological resentment... 88 00:07:40,836 --> 00:07:43,213 Now, now, hold on a second. 89 00:07:43,297 --> 00:07:46,258 Around here we refer to them as "very special people". 90 00:07:46,383 --> 00:07:50,304 They may be different on the outside, but it's what's inside that counts. 91 00:07:50,387 --> 00:07:53,724 And on the inside... They're as normal as anybody. 92 00:07:55,017 --> 00:07:56,894 Until arrest, many serial killers... 93 00:07:56,977 --> 00:08:00,939 Are considered by their friends and family to be quite normal. 94 00:08:01,023 --> 00:08:04,652 If you regard them as normal, you must consider the possibility... 95 00:08:04,735 --> 00:08:07,780 That they are capable of committing these crimes. 96 00:08:07,863 --> 00:08:11,367 It's been my experience that other people have a harder time... 97 00:08:11,450 --> 00:08:15,204 Accepting these people's deformities than they do themselves. 98 00:08:15,287 --> 00:08:17,873 Sheriff, uh... what is this? 99 00:08:17,956 --> 00:08:23,170 This design here. It's copyrighted by hepcat helm. Is that a local artist? 100 00:08:23,379 --> 00:08:27,132 A bit too local. His workplace is right behind my station house. 101 00:08:27,549 --> 00:08:30,010 Do you think that we could meet hepcat? 102 00:08:32,388 --> 00:08:35,599 Watch my eyes when you light them up 103 00:08:35,683 --> 00:08:37,893 listen to me whine like a heart shook up 104 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:40,104 (sheriff? Hepcat. 105 00:08:40,562 --> 00:08:41,647 Hepcat! 106 00:08:41,730 --> 00:08:43,774 I'm in a frenzy 107 00:08:45,109 --> 00:08:47,194 (turns music oft) 108 00:08:47,903 --> 00:08:51,782 - Who are the rubes? - These are FBI agents Scully and mulder. 109 00:08:52,491 --> 00:08:55,828 This is hepcat helm. He operates a carnival fun house. 110 00:08:55,911 --> 00:08:59,581 Oh, man! How many times have I told you not to call it that? 111 00:09:00,624 --> 00:09:05,045 It's not some rinky-dink carny ride. People go through it, they don't have fun. 112 00:09:05,129 --> 00:09:08,966 They get the hell scared out of 'em. It's not a fun house. 113 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:12,010 - It's a tabernacle of terror. - It's a fun house. 114 00:09:12,344 --> 00:09:15,055 I wanted to ask you about this menu illustration. 115 00:09:15,139 --> 00:09:20,394 I recognise most of the historical portraits you've drawn here, but what's this here? 116 00:09:21,478 --> 00:09:23,564 It's the Fiji mermaid. 117 00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:27,901 - Is that what that thing is? - What's the Fiji mermaid? 118 00:09:28,527 --> 00:09:31,488 The Fiji mermaid. It's... It's the Fiji mermaid! 119 00:09:31,780 --> 00:09:36,076 It's a bit of, uh... humbug barnum pulled in the last century. 120 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:40,122 Barnum billed it as a real live mermaid but when people went in to see it... 121 00:09:40,205 --> 00:09:44,752 All they saw was a real dead monkey sewn onto the tail of a fish. 122 00:09:44,835 --> 00:09:48,380 - A monkey? - A mummified monkey. 123 00:09:48,464 --> 00:09:52,676 It supposedly looked so bad, he had to exhibit it as a "genuine fake". 124 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:55,721 But see? That's why barnum was a genius. 125 00:09:55,804 --> 00:09:59,057 You never know where the truth ends and the humbug begins. 126 00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:03,729 He came right out and said this Fiji mermaid thing is just a bunch of bs. 127 00:10:04,062 --> 00:10:09,234 Thatjust made people wanna go and see it even more. So I mean... who knows? 128 00:10:09,902 --> 00:10:15,449 Maybe for box-office reasons barnum hawked it as a hoax, when in reality... 129 00:10:15,699 --> 00:10:17,701 The Fiji mermaid was a reality. 130 00:10:20,245 --> 00:10:23,081 Sheriff, we're gonna need a place to stay tonight. 131 00:10:23,165 --> 00:10:27,169 There are lodgings right across the way, but, uh... what's all this about? 132 00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:30,047 These tracks were found at several past crime scenes. 133 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:32,174 They've defied identification... 134 00:10:32,257 --> 00:10:36,094 But one expert speculated that they might be simian in nature. 135 00:10:36,178 --> 00:10:39,723 You're not telling me these tracks were made by the Fiji mermaid? 136 00:10:39,807 --> 00:10:43,143 Do you recall what barnum said about suckers? 137 00:11:00,202 --> 00:11:03,121 Tell me, have you done much circus work in your life? 138 00:11:03,205 --> 00:11:06,458 And what makes you think I've ever spectated a circus? 139 00:11:06,542 --> 00:11:08,377 Much less been enslaved by one. 140 00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:11,338 Many citizens here were circus hands and I thought... 141 00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:14,842 You thought that because I am a person of short stature... 142 00:11:14,925 --> 00:11:17,052 That the only career I could procure for myself 143 00:11:17,135 --> 00:11:20,305 would be one in the so-called big top. 144 00:11:20,806 --> 00:11:25,853 You took one quick look at me and decided that you could deduce my entire life. 145 00:11:26,103 --> 00:11:31,483 Never would it have occurred to you that a person of my height... 146 00:11:31,567 --> 00:11:34,736 Could have possibly obtained a degree... 147 00:11:34,820 --> 00:11:36,905 In hotel management. 148 00:11:36,989 --> 00:11:40,993 - I'm sorry. I meant no offence. - Well, then, why should I take offence? 149 00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:45,622 Just because it's human nature to make instantaneous judgments of others... 150 00:11:45,706 --> 00:11:48,500 Based solely upon their physical appearances? 151 00:11:48,584 --> 00:11:51,128 I've done the same thing to you, for example. 152 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:53,672 I've taken in your all-American features... 153 00:11:53,755 --> 00:11:57,509 Your dour demeanour, your unimaginative necktie design... 154 00:11:57,801 --> 00:12:00,721 And concluded that you work for the government. 155 00:12:00,888 --> 00:12:03,223 An FBI agent. 156 00:12:04,308 --> 00:12:06,310 But do you see the tragedy here? 157 00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:11,064 I have mistakenly reduced you to a stereotype, a caricature... 158 00:12:11,148 --> 00:12:15,986 Instead of regarding you as a specific, unique individual. 159 00:12:16,278 --> 00:12:18,363 But I am an FBI agent. 160 00:12:25,037 --> 00:12:27,372 Register here, please. 161 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:31,335 Tell me, have you done much circus work in your life? 162 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:33,754 I was on the stage for most of my life. 163 00:12:34,713 --> 00:12:36,798 I was a headliner. 164 00:12:36,882 --> 00:12:39,801 Did it not bother you to have people staring at you? 165 00:12:39,885 --> 00:12:43,680 Best work I ever had. All I had to do was stand there. 166 00:12:44,306 --> 00:12:46,600 Occasionally I'd say... 167 00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:50,729 "Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like you to meet my brother Leonard." 168 00:12:51,605 --> 00:12:54,691 "Excuse him - he's a little shy." 169 00:12:54,775 --> 00:12:57,778 Big laughs, I tell you. Big laughs. 170 00:12:57,861 --> 00:12:59,947 Why did you give it up? 171 00:13:00,030 --> 00:13:03,325 Mr nutt, the kind-hearted manager here... 172 00:13:03,408 --> 00:13:10,666 Convinced me that to make a living by displaying my deformity lacked dignity. 173 00:13:10,749 --> 00:13:13,251 So now I carry other people's luggage. 174 00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:17,631 I believe these are your trailers. 175 00:13:19,049 --> 00:13:21,760 If they are not, then I am wrong. 176 00:13:25,931 --> 00:13:29,017 That's most considerate. Thank you very much. 177 00:13:32,062 --> 00:13:33,605 Goodnight. 178 00:13:33,689 --> 00:13:36,358 Sleep tight. Don't let the bedbugs bite. 179 00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:40,278 No. No, that's not what I meant. 180 00:13:40,362 --> 00:13:44,074 I didn't mean to imply we had bedbugs. 181 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:47,494 I meant to say don't let... don't let the... 182 00:13:47,703 --> 00:13:49,538 The Fiji mermaids bite. 183 00:13:49,621 --> 00:13:53,500 Yes, that's right. The Fiji mermaids. That's right. 184 00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:57,004 That's... that's exactly... 185 00:13:57,838 --> 00:14:00,674 Mulder, what is this Fiji mermaid business? 186 00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:04,177 Every murder inquiry begins with a list of possible suspects. 187 00:14:04,261 --> 00:14:07,681 You should try not to be so exclusive, Scully. 188 00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:13,103 As long as you try not to let the atmosphere here distort your list all out of proportion. 189 00:14:13,437 --> 00:14:15,147 I'm in a frenzy 190 00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:18,859 frenzy 191 00:14:20,736 --> 00:14:23,697 this love gushes from my heart 192 00:14:23,989 --> 00:14:26,324 like water from a spout 193 00:14:27,451 --> 00:14:30,412 you build a flame from a tiny spark 194 00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:33,665 you can really knock me out - yeah! 195 00:14:33,999 --> 00:14:36,668 Ease my mind with your real cool line 196 00:14:36,752 --> 00:14:40,213 daddy, fill my soul with love divine 197 00:14:40,422 --> 00:14:43,216 when you say you're mine oh mine 198 00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:45,135 I'm in a frenzy 199 00:15:01,276 --> 00:15:03,737 (Laboured breathing) 200 00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:06,990 What the hell...? 201 00:15:08,784 --> 00:15:11,661 (Screams) 202 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,476 (Water ripples) 203 00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:40,876 (Knock on door) 204 00:16:48,717 --> 00:16:50,802 Uh... ma'am? 205 00:16:50,886 --> 00:16:52,971 The sheriff, he wants to see you. 206 00:17:04,441 --> 00:17:06,943 There's been another murder. 207 00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:13,033 There's some blood on the window we should send to the lab. 208 00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:18,079 - Why run a test on the victim's blood? - No, not this window. This window. 209 00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:25,337 It seems to be the point of entry and there's some blood on the outside of the window. 210 00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:29,466 Why would there be blood before the attack? 211 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:33,220 Why didn't the attacker just come through the open door? 212 00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:37,474 For a person to crawl in and out of these windows... 213 00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:39,893 They'd have to be a contortionist. 214 00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:43,313 Or just plain crazy. Or both. 215 00:17:55,283 --> 00:17:59,412 While they're performing the autopsy, I wanna go down to the... 216 00:18:20,141 --> 00:18:24,980 How many people do you know that can get out of a straitjacket in under three minutes? 217 00:18:25,063 --> 00:18:27,524 Fortunately, none. 218 00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:32,612 We caught your act at the funeral. That was some trick with the railroad spike. 219 00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:36,992 Doctor blockhead does not perform tricks. 220 00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:45,458 Doctor blockhead performs astounding acts of body manipulation and pain endurance. 221 00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:54,092 You must be one of those rare individuals whose nerve endings don't register pain. 222 00:18:57,345 --> 00:18:59,764 You just keep tellin' yourself that. 223 00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:04,352 Have you ever performed this... Act on anyone else? 224 00:19:05,020 --> 00:19:09,524 Are you sick? I tell audiences if they're stupid enough to try this themselves... 225 00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:13,403 They'll end up with a slight lobotomy. I am a professional. 226 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:17,490 Exactly how does one become a professional, blockhead? May I? 227 00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:22,787 In my homeland of Yemen I studied with yogis, fakirs and swamis... 228 00:19:22,871 --> 00:19:26,041 Learning the ancient arts of body manipulation. 229 00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:28,835 But most men know nothing of these arts. 230 00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:32,839 Did you know that through the Chinese practice of tie bu shan... 231 00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:36,092 You can train your testicles to draw up into your abdomen? 232 00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:38,511 I'm doing that as we speak. 233 00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:43,767 I saw him this morning by the river. He was eating a fish. 234 00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:47,228 He knows between-show snacks'll ruin his appetite. 235 00:19:47,312 --> 00:19:52,317 I could be mistaken. Maybe it was another bald, Jigsaw-puzzle-tattooed naked guy. 236 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,819 Is this... man also a body manipulator? 237 00:19:55,070 --> 00:19:57,989 No. In the classical sense, the conundrum's a geek. 238 00:19:58,073 --> 00:20:00,784 - He eats live animals. - He eats anything. 239 00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:06,456 Live animals, dead animals, light bulbs, corkscrews, battery cables, Cranberries. 240 00:20:07,082 --> 00:20:10,668 - Human flesh? - Only the conundrum can answer that. 241 00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:15,090 But... he doesn't answer questions. He merely poses them. 242 00:20:15,173 --> 00:20:18,843 When an audience partakes in the conundrum's human piranha act... 243 00:20:18,927 --> 00:20:21,346 They are left to ask themselves... 244 00:20:23,306 --> 00:20:25,475 "Why?" 245 00:20:25,767 --> 00:20:28,186 But where are my manners? 246 00:20:34,526 --> 00:20:36,611 Thank you. 247 00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:58,133 It's an old sleight of hand my uncle taught me. 248 00:20:58,216 --> 00:21:01,719 He was only an amateur magician, but he was better than those two. 249 00:21:01,803 --> 00:21:04,431 I'll go to the lab to test the blood on the window... 250 00:21:04,514 --> 00:21:06,891 Against the blood on blockhead's nail. 251 00:21:06,975 --> 00:21:09,727 Everybody's uncle's an amateur magician. 252 00:22:03,198 --> 00:22:05,158 Welcome to my museum. 253 00:22:05,241 --> 00:22:08,661 May I put to rest any questions you may have conjured? 254 00:22:08,745 --> 00:22:12,165 I was just reading about the fascinating life of Chang and eng... 255 00:22:12,248 --> 00:22:15,877 And, uh... wondering if their death was just as fascinating. 256 00:22:16,211 --> 00:22:18,171 Oh, very much so. 257 00:22:18,254 --> 00:22:21,424 On a cold January Eve in 1874... 258 00:22:21,508 --> 00:22:25,720 Eng awoke to find his brother had passed away during the course of the night. 259 00:22:25,803 --> 00:22:29,766 A few hours later, eng himself departed from this world. 260 00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:34,562 Now, these facts themselves may be less than fascinating, but imagine. 261 00:22:34,646 --> 00:22:38,274 Imagine being eng, and lying there... 262 00:22:38,358 --> 00:22:41,861 Knowing that essentially half your body was now dead. 263 00:22:41,945 --> 00:22:44,364 That the rest must inevitably follow. 264 00:22:44,447 --> 00:22:47,617 And being able to do about it - absolutely nothing. 265 00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:55,041 At the autopsy it was officially concluded that Chang died of a cerebral haemorrhage. 266 00:22:55,124 --> 00:22:59,420 - What was the official cause of eng's death? - Fright. 267 00:23:02,799 --> 00:23:06,177 Do you have any information on blockhead or geek acts? 268 00:23:06,427 --> 00:23:09,389 This is an historical collection on human curiosities. 269 00:23:09,472 --> 00:23:12,892 - Blockheads are skilled performers. - Like magicians? 270 00:23:12,976 --> 00:23:15,853 Like sword swallowers who really do swallow swords. 271 00:23:16,312 --> 00:23:20,608 And geeks are neither skilled nor curiosities. They're merely unseemly. 272 00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:24,696 - Not even attaining the level of gaffs. - Gaffs? 273 00:23:27,699 --> 00:23:31,369 Observe closely the dissimilarity of the facial features. 274 00:23:31,452 --> 00:23:34,038 Conjoined twins are always identical. 275 00:23:34,122 --> 00:23:36,666 These gentlemen are phonies. Gaffs. 276 00:23:37,584 --> 00:23:39,669 Sort of like the Fiji mermaid? 277 00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:41,296 (Chuckles) 278 00:23:41,379 --> 00:23:44,549 You're investigating the alligator man's murder, yes? 279 00:23:44,716 --> 00:23:48,511 I have something I believe you might find of some interest. 280 00:23:52,390 --> 00:23:55,768 What does this have to do with the glazebrook murders? 281 00:23:55,852 --> 00:23:59,689 I've recently come into possession of an authentic pt barnum exhibit. 282 00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:02,358 I don't show this display to all my customers - 283 00:24:02,442 --> 00:24:06,195 only those with the intellectual curiosity to appreciate it. 284 00:24:06,279 --> 00:24:08,615 Barnum billed it as a great unknown. 285 00:24:10,199 --> 00:24:12,493 I must first ask of you two favours. 286 00:24:12,577 --> 00:24:14,996 Tel! No soul what you witness in here. 287 00:24:15,747 --> 00:24:19,959 - And the second favour? - An additional donation of five dollars. 288 00:24:57,997 --> 00:25:00,375 (Buzzer) 289 00:25:00,458 --> 00:25:02,543 (Car horns) 290 00:25:09,092 --> 00:25:11,177 (Rustling) 291 00:25:43,459 --> 00:25:46,546 Does agent Scully know that you're under her crawlspace? 292 00:25:46,629 --> 00:25:50,299 I was merely repairing the plumbing on this unit. 293 00:25:50,383 --> 00:25:54,387 I know what you're thinking, my friend, but you are grossly mistaken. 294 00:25:54,470 --> 00:25:59,517 Not being of so-called average height does not mean I must get my thrills vicariously. 295 00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:04,147 Not all women are attracted to overly tall, lanky men such as yourself. 296 00:26:04,230 --> 00:26:09,110 You'd be surprised how many women find my size intriguingly alluring. 297 00:26:09,193 --> 00:26:11,446 You'd be surprised how many men do, too. 298 00:26:15,992 --> 00:26:17,452 Ach! 299 00:26:28,212 --> 00:26:32,425 Oh, it's you. Has mr nutt finished with the plumbing? 300 00:26:33,217 --> 00:26:38,514 The blood samples matched but were both o-positive. They went for further analysis. 301 00:26:38,598 --> 00:26:41,100 I ran a background check on doctor blockhead. 302 00:26:41,184 --> 00:26:44,270 His real name is Jeffrey swaim and he wasn't born in Yemen. 303 00:26:44,353 --> 00:26:47,523 He was born in Milwaukee. He does not hold a doctorate. 304 00:26:49,233 --> 00:26:52,236 I ended up running a bit of a background check myself. 305 00:26:52,737 --> 00:26:54,614 - On who? - On an orphan... 306 00:26:54,697 --> 00:26:58,868 Discovered in the wild forests ofalbania in 1943. 307 00:26:58,951 --> 00:27:01,537 "Although adept at catching his own food... 308 00:27:01,621 --> 00:27:04,665 He could not speak, save for a few savage grunts." 309 00:27:05,333 --> 00:27:08,377 "Brought to this country, he was exhibited in a locked cage 310 00:27:08,461 --> 00:27:10,588 owing to his feral ferocity... 311 00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:14,926 Where he would terrify onlookers by devouring chunks of raw meat." 312 00:27:15,802 --> 00:27:19,096 "For reasons I could not ascertain, he ran away from the circus... 313 00:27:19,180 --> 00:27:21,599 And spent a number of years roaming about, 314 00:27:21,682 --> 00:27:24,101 taking on a number of nondescriptjobs." 315 00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:26,604 "Eventually he wound up in gibsonton, 316 00:27:26,687 --> 00:27:29,106 where he began a career in law enforcement... 317 00:27:29,190 --> 00:27:32,819 And has spent the past four terms serving as sheriff." 318 00:27:32,902 --> 00:27:35,112 You're talking about sheriff Hamilton? 319 00:27:35,196 --> 00:27:37,740 Before becoming sheriff Hamilton... 320 00:27:37,907 --> 00:27:41,619 James Hamilton was Jim-Jim the dog-faced boy. 321 00:28:34,755 --> 00:28:36,841 (Digging) 322 00:28:44,682 --> 00:28:48,895 You know, Scully, hypertrichosis does not connote lycanthropy. 323 00:28:48,978 --> 00:28:51,939 - What are you implying? - We're being discriminatory. 324 00:28:52,023 --> 00:28:57,528 Just because a man was once overly hairy why suspect him of aberrant behaviour? 325 00:28:57,612 --> 00:29:00,865 - Like assuming guilt based on skin colour? - Yeah. 326 00:29:19,467 --> 00:29:21,344 (Clears throat) 327 00:29:22,011 --> 00:29:24,430 May I ask what you're doing? 328 00:29:25,681 --> 00:29:27,767 We're exhuming... 329 00:29:29,101 --> 00:29:31,270 Your potato. 330 00:29:31,354 --> 00:29:33,648 May I ask why? 331 00:29:37,610 --> 00:29:40,947 It's been documented that many serial killers possess 332 00:29:41,030 --> 00:29:42,740 a fascination with police work... 333 00:29:42,823 --> 00:29:46,327 Some of them even holding positions on their local force. 334 00:29:46,410 --> 00:29:50,581 So, surveillance of investigation team members is often utilised as a... 335 00:29:50,665 --> 00:29:53,376 We found out you used to be a dog-faced boy. 336 00:30:00,841 --> 00:30:03,719 Boy, look how skinny I was back then. 337 00:30:04,553 --> 00:30:06,889 - So, that is you? - Oh, sure. 338 00:30:06,973 --> 00:30:09,558 I spent the first half of my life as Jim-Jim. 339 00:30:09,642 --> 00:30:11,936 One day I noticed a bald spot on my head... 340 00:30:12,019 --> 00:30:15,439 And realised I was losing my hair and my career as well! 341 00:30:15,523 --> 00:30:18,693 Eventually all the hair went - on top of my head anyways. 342 00:30:18,776 --> 00:30:23,155 The rest of my body's still pretty hairy, which is why I never go to the beach. 343 00:30:23,447 --> 00:30:26,200 That doesn't quite explain the potato. 344 00:30:26,283 --> 00:30:29,161 I got, uh... some warts on my hand. 345 00:30:29,912 --> 00:30:32,331 That doesn't quite explain the potato. 346 00:30:32,415 --> 00:30:37,586 To get rid of warts, you rub a sliced potato on your hand and Bury it under a full moon. 347 00:30:40,715 --> 00:30:43,843 The investigation isn't going too well, is it? 348 00:31:24,925 --> 00:31:27,011 So tell me, commodore. 349 00:31:27,094 --> 00:31:31,307 Why are the weirdos the only ones that pay their rent cheques in advance? 350 00:31:31,390 --> 00:31:33,142 (Commodore growls) 351 00:31:36,562 --> 00:31:38,481 I warn you, you tattooed cretin! 352 00:31:38,564 --> 00:31:43,986 I have a licensed firearm and I am more than eager for an opportunity to use it. 353 00:31:51,869 --> 00:31:53,537 (Squawking) 354 00:31:55,790 --> 00:31:57,500 (Chomping) 355 00:32:01,754 --> 00:32:04,924 - (Screeching) - (Screams) 356 00:32:17,895 --> 00:32:20,356 I found him. 357 00:32:20,439 --> 00:32:23,400 He's dead. He's dead. 358 00:32:26,862 --> 00:32:31,200 (Sheriff? Lanny says all the doors and windows were locked from the inside. 359 00:32:31,283 --> 00:32:33,369 Scully, come here. 360 00:32:35,121 --> 00:32:37,206 He was like a brother to me. 361 00:32:40,709 --> 00:32:45,422 I don't know if a contortionist could get through that doggy door, but look at this. 362 00:32:48,342 --> 00:32:50,427 (Lanny yells) 363 00:32:50,511 --> 00:32:52,596 Lannyllanny! 364 00:32:53,472 --> 00:32:55,933 Take it easy. You're gonna hurt yourself. 365 00:32:56,142 --> 00:32:59,061 - So what? - So you might hurt me in the process. 366 00:33:00,938 --> 00:33:05,526 He gets this way sometimes. I'll have to toss him in the drunk tank. 367 00:33:05,985 --> 00:33:08,237 We'll take Jeffrey swaim into custody. 368 00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:10,322 Come on, Lanny. Let's go. 369 00:33:10,406 --> 00:33:12,825 You know, mulder, for a while... 370 00:33:12,908 --> 00:33:16,704 I was beginning to suspect this case involved something a bit more... 371 00:33:16,787 --> 00:33:18,873 Freakish? 372 00:33:20,457 --> 00:33:22,793 You shouldn't complain about banality... 373 00:33:22,877 --> 00:33:26,130 When your main suspect is the human blockhead. 374 00:33:26,630 --> 00:33:27,631 (Knocking) 375 00:33:27,715 --> 00:33:29,508 It's open! 376 00:33:30,467 --> 00:33:33,179 Mr swaim? Federal agents. We're here to... 377 00:33:34,180 --> 00:33:37,850 It's a variation of an American Indian sun dance ritual. 378 00:33:38,434 --> 00:33:41,979 I suspend myself by these hooks... 379 00:33:43,189 --> 00:33:47,109 And the pain becomes so unbearable, I leave my body. 380 00:33:47,651 --> 00:33:51,530 If people knew the true price of spirituality, there'd be more atheists. 381 00:33:51,614 --> 00:33:55,534 We're taking you into custody to question you about some murders. 382 00:33:56,327 --> 00:33:58,621 I don't answer till I talk to my lawyer. 383 00:33:58,704 --> 00:34:01,916 - Who's your lawyer? - I represent myself. 384 00:34:01,999 --> 00:34:04,877 If you're uncooperative, I'll have to handcuff you. 385 00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:07,379 What gives you fascists the right to do that? 386 00:34:07,463 --> 00:34:11,258 - Did I not say we're federal agents? - Did I not say I'm an escape artist? 387 00:34:17,139 --> 00:34:19,225 Mulder, are you okay? 388 00:34:21,060 --> 00:34:23,395 It's more comfortable than a futon. 389 00:34:24,271 --> 00:34:26,315 Hey! Look what I caught. 390 00:34:26,398 --> 00:34:27,566 Ouch! 391 00:34:43,582 --> 00:34:45,668 (Squelching) 392 00:34:48,921 --> 00:34:51,006 (Laboured breathing) 393 00:35:03,519 --> 00:35:05,604 What the hell...? 394 00:35:10,859 --> 00:35:13,028 Nooo! 395 00:35:13,112 --> 00:35:15,614 - Nooo! - (Screeching) 396 00:35:20,411 --> 00:35:24,915 This has all the makings of those mistaken- identity miscarriage-of-justice things... 397 00:35:24,999 --> 00:35:27,209 That prove so popular on 60 minutes. 398 00:35:27,793 --> 00:35:32,298 - Is this yours? - The fifth amendment says... 399 00:35:32,381 --> 00:35:34,425 (Long, constant moan) 400 00:35:36,010 --> 00:35:39,388 - What is that? - It's Lanny in the drunk tank. 401 00:35:39,471 --> 00:35:42,182 He'll be all right once he sleeps it off. 402 00:35:42,266 --> 00:35:45,352 No, I don't think he's gonna sleep this one off. 403 00:35:52,484 --> 00:35:54,653 There's been another attack. 404 00:35:54,737 --> 00:35:57,072 How could anyone have gotten in there? 405 00:35:57,156 --> 00:35:59,700 No one got in. But someone got out. 406 00:35:59,783 --> 00:36:02,494 - What are you talking about? - I'm not sure myself. 407 00:36:02,578 --> 00:36:04,997 But we'll know more when we find Leonard. 408 00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:09,126 - Leonard? - Lanny's brother. 409 00:36:19,470 --> 00:36:22,306 Oh, god, they extracted the twin. 410 00:36:22,389 --> 00:36:25,142 No. The twin extracted itself. 411 00:36:25,225 --> 00:36:28,437 - But it's an appendage. - Yeah. Mulder... 412 00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:32,358 This wound is identical to the other victim's - with one exception. 413 00:36:32,441 --> 00:36:34,068 He's not bleeding. 414 00:36:34,443 --> 00:36:39,698 If you're trying to tell me his twin can crawl out of his body, you're as drunk as he is. 415 00:36:40,366 --> 00:36:44,036 You said it yourself, sheriff: It's what's inside that counts. 416 00:36:44,119 --> 00:36:47,498 I suspect that Lanny has an internal anomaly 417 00:36:47,581 --> 00:36:49,625 that allows his conjoining twin to disjoin. 418 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,544 - But how? How... - (Lanny) How? 419 00:36:52,669 --> 00:36:56,090 How could I turn him in without turning myself in? 420 00:36:57,383 --> 00:37:00,052 Lanny, why does he attack other people? 421 00:37:00,761 --> 00:37:03,555 I don't think he knows he's harming anyone. 422 00:37:05,557 --> 00:37:07,643 He is merely seeking... 423 00:37:08,477 --> 00:37:10,562 Another brother. 424 00:37:10,646 --> 00:37:13,607 (Moans) 425 00:37:13,690 --> 00:37:16,318 Are you in pain, Lanny? 426 00:37:18,070 --> 00:37:20,072 It hurts. 427 00:37:20,155 --> 00:37:22,241 It hurts not to be wanted. 428 00:37:26,036 --> 00:37:28,163 I don't know why he hates me so. 429 00:37:30,165 --> 00:37:33,669 I've taken care of him for all of our lives. 430 00:37:37,089 --> 00:37:39,675 Maybe that is the reason why. 431 00:37:40,551 --> 00:37:43,720 How long can he survive outside of your body? 432 00:37:43,804 --> 00:37:45,889 Long enough... 433 00:37:47,099 --> 00:37:51,061 To understand that you cannot change the way you were born. 434 00:37:55,607 --> 00:37:57,818 Don't worry. 435 00:37:57,901 --> 00:38:00,446 He'll come back. 436 00:38:00,529 --> 00:38:02,614 He always does. 437 00:38:04,366 --> 00:38:06,660 I'm still his only brother. 438 00:38:07,870 --> 00:38:10,664 Sheriff, we're gonna need the paramedics. 439 00:38:13,250 --> 00:38:16,837 Scully, you're the medical expert and you say the twin can disengage. 440 00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:19,590 But how mobile could such a thing be? 441 00:38:20,048 --> 00:38:22,134 (Squelching) 442 00:38:25,095 --> 00:38:27,181 Too mobile. 443 00:38:32,478 --> 00:38:34,897 So your twin can, uh... 444 00:38:35,814 --> 00:38:37,441 And then... 445 00:38:39,193 --> 00:38:40,402 What an act! 446 00:38:50,746 --> 00:38:52,831 (Squawking) 447 00:38:53,332 --> 00:38:55,417 I'll cover the back. 448 00:39:54,935 --> 00:39:57,104 (Squawking) 449 00:39:57,187 --> 00:39:59,690 - (Clattering) - Freeze! 450 00:39:59,773 --> 00:40:01,525 (Whirring) 451 00:40:03,652 --> 00:40:05,737 (Cackles) 452 00:40:08,824 --> 00:40:10,951 The fun house. 453 00:40:34,558 --> 00:40:36,643 (Sla vering) 454 00:40:37,811 --> 00:40:39,521 (Screeching) 455 00:41:00,667 --> 00:41:02,753 I thought I heard a shot fired. 456 00:41:03,503 --> 00:41:07,299 I think we'd better go outside and catch this thing coming out. 457 00:41:21,146 --> 00:41:23,023 (Barks) 458 00:41:23,523 --> 00:41:25,609 It's the manager's dog. 459 00:41:26,151 --> 00:41:28,236 The trailer park. 460 00:41:42,334 --> 00:41:44,795 - (Slavering) - (Cries out) 461 00:41:44,878 --> 00:41:46,963 (Squawking and screaming) 462 00:42:03,689 --> 00:42:06,566 - Are you all right? - Have you seen a... uh... 463 00:42:15,242 --> 00:42:17,327 (Stomach gurgles) 464 00:42:20,372 --> 00:42:24,251 Check out the area behind that trailer and let me know what you find. 465 00:42:24,334 --> 00:42:25,627 All right. 466 00:42:25,711 --> 00:42:28,171 You're sure it was the twin you saw here? 467 00:42:28,255 --> 00:42:30,340 Maybe it was the Fiji mermaid... 468 00:42:30,424 --> 00:42:33,510 And hejumped back in the river and swam back to Fiji. 469 00:42:33,593 --> 00:42:35,679 Now you know how I feel. 470 00:42:47,357 --> 00:42:51,069 - You're takin' off? - Are you kidding? With that on the loose? 471 00:42:51,153 --> 00:42:55,323 They've been searching for it all day. It can't have survived for this long. 472 00:42:55,407 --> 00:42:58,577 It'll probably try to crawl back up into its brother. 473 00:42:58,660 --> 00:43:00,871 No, his brother Lanny died last night. 474 00:43:00,954 --> 00:43:03,415 I performed the autopsy on him this morning. 475 00:43:03,498 --> 00:43:06,209 So I guess it's true you can never go home again! 476 00:43:06,293 --> 00:43:08,420 His body wounds were nonfatal. 477 00:43:09,212 --> 00:43:12,132 He died as a result of advanced cirrhosis of the liver. 478 00:43:12,215 --> 00:43:16,094 Oh, there's a moral to this story! "Lay off the booze." 479 00:43:17,304 --> 00:43:20,557 Well, his body possesses some anatomical discrepancies. 480 00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:25,395 Offshoots of the oesophagus and trachea that almost seem umbilical in nature. I... 481 00:43:26,897 --> 00:43:30,317 - I've never seen anything like it. - And you never will again. 482 00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:32,486 21st-century genetic engineering... 483 00:43:32,569 --> 00:43:35,697 Will eradicate siamese twins and alligator people. 484 00:43:35,781 --> 00:43:40,285 You'll even be hard-pressed to find a slight overbite or a not-so-high cheekbone. 485 00:43:40,368 --> 00:43:44,206 You see, I've seen the future and the future looks... just like him. 486 00:43:44,289 --> 00:43:47,292 Imagine! Living your whole life looking like that. 487 00:43:47,584 --> 00:43:52,130 That's why it's left to self-made freaks like me and the conundrum to remind people. 488 00:43:52,339 --> 00:43:54,299 Remind people of what? 489 00:43:54,382 --> 00:43:58,470 Nature abhors normality. It can't go very long without creating a mutant. 490 00:43:58,553 --> 00:44:00,764 - Do you know why? - No. Why? 491 00:44:01,431 --> 00:44:03,391 I don't either. It's a mystery. 492 00:44:03,475 --> 00:44:06,686 Maybe some mysteries are never meant to be solved. 493 00:44:12,651 --> 00:44:16,404 - What's the matter with your friend? - I don't know what his problem is. 494 00:44:16,488 --> 00:44:19,991 - Maybe it's the Florida heat. - Hope it's nothing serious. 495 00:44:20,659 --> 00:44:22,744 Probably somethin' I ate. 496 00:44:55,610 --> 00:44:57,612 Visiontext subtitles: Julie Clayton 497 00:45:05,537 --> 00:45:07,205 (Child) I made this!