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Hi.

2
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Oh, Grandma Yetta called
and said she's on her
way.

3
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I don't know why
she wouldn't let me
send the limo for
her

4
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so she could
stretch out in
back.

5
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Oh, honey, at her age,

6
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she's not looking
to stretch out

7
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in the back of
any long black cars.

8
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Niles,
do you have
anything
for the dog to eat?

9
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Sure. What are you
in the mood for?

10
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Watch it, Hop Sing,

11
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-or I'll have you
fixed like I fixed him.
-Oh.

12
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Nanny Fine,
here's my credit card.

13
00:00:29,830 --> 00:00:32,830
Now, when you take
Chester to the groomer,
be very careful.

14
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He's been
biting and snapping

15
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and being
particularly vicious.

16
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Bad<i>Cujo.</i>

17
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Dump him in here.
I gave him a tranquillizer.

18
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Oh, you know,
my mother once took

19
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a doggy
tranquillizer
by accident.

20
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She thought
it was a
Dexatrim.

21
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What happened?

22
00:00:50,183 --> 00:00:51,450
Well, she ate
out
of a big bowl,

23
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licked herself clean...

24
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Basically nothing happened.

25
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I'm leaving for
the airport now, Mother.

26
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Goodbye.

27
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Yes, of course, Mother.

28
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I like you very much, too.

29
00:01:07,166 --> 00:01:08,433
"I like you very much, too"?

30
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When are you gonna cut
that umbilical cord already?

31
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Well, I have to go to Paris.

32
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My brother's done it again.

33
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Nigel's taken
his entire
inheritance

34
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and bought some seedy
little nightclub in
Paris.

35
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I told Mother
no one in our family

36
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should get hold
of their trust fund

37
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until they're at least
30 years old.

38
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30?

39
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I'm not gonna
have
a date until I'm
30.

40
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Well, honey, at least
when you turn 30,
you'll be rich.

41
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When I turn 30, I'll be 40.

42
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Oh, my goodness.
Look at the time.

43
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I'm gonna miss my flight.

44
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Oh, well, Shalimar.

45
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Oh, no.
That's<i>au revoir,</i>
Fine.

46
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No. I meant Shalimar,
as in duty free,

47
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but I'll be happy with
whatever you bring me back.

48
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Chanel.

49
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Oh, Mr. Sheffield.

50
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Mr. Sheffield,
you forgot your bag.

51
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Oh, my goodness.
Thank you. Goodbye.

52
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Bye, Dad.

53
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FRAN:
Oh, look who's
here.

54
00:02:03,500 --> 00:02:04,433
Grandma Yetta.

55
00:02:04,466 --> 00:02:06,250
Oh, no.
You came here
in an ambulance?

56
00:02:06,283 --> 00:02:08,330
Are you okay?

57
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She flagged us down
and said she was
a little out of breath.

58
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But as we were
driving down your block,

59
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she suddenly
felt much better.

60
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It was a miracle.

61
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Oh, thank you.

62
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Oh, Brighton,
bring Chester over here.

63
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We're gonna take him
to the groomer's.

64
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Here boy. Boy?

65
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[WHISTLES]

66
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You know, Fran,
I don't want to
say anything
here,

67
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but I think
this dog is
dead.

68
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Oh, calm down,
he's not dead.

69
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He's just sleeping.

70
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I get that all the time.

71
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Oh, sweet doggy,

72
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nice puppy.

73
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Wow!
She don't feed him enough.

74
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Oh, my God. Oh, no.

75
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Mr. Sheffield! Mr. Sheffield!

76
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

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SINGER:<i>♪♪ She was working</i>
<i>in a bridal shop</i>
<i>in Flushing, Queens ♪♪</i>

78
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<i>♪♪ 'Til her boyfriend</i>
<i>kicked her out ♪♪</i>

79
00:03:02,433 --> 00:03:04,300
<i>♪♪ In one of those</i>
<i>crushing scenes ♪♪</i>

80
00:03:04,333 --> 00:03:06,166
<i>♪♪ What was she to do?</i>
<i>Where was she to go? ♪♪</i>

81
00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:09,250
<i>♪♪ She was out on her fanny ♪♪</i>

82
00:03:09,283 --> 00:03:12,500
<i>♪♪ So over the bridge</i>
<i>from Flushing</i>
<i>to the Sheffield's door ♪♪</i>

83
00:03:12,830 --> 00:03:14,350
<i>♪♪ She was there</i>
<i>to sell makeup,</i>
<i>but the father saw more ♪♪</i>

84
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<i>♪♪ She had style!</i>
<i>She had flair!</i>
<i>She was there! ♪♪</i>

85
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<i>♪♪ That's how</i>
<i>she became the nanny! ♪♪</i>

86
00:03:20,266 --> 00:03:23,316
<i>♪♪ Who would have guessed</i>
<i>that the girl</i>
<i>we've described ♪♪</i>

87
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<i>♪♪ was just exactly what</i>
<i>the doctor prescribed? ♪♪</i>

88
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<i>♪♪ Now the father</i>
<i>finds her beguiling ♪♪</i>

89
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<i>♪♪ Watch out, C.C.! ♪♪</i>

90
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<i>♪♪ And the kids</i>
<i>are actually smiling ♪♪</i>

91
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<i>♪♪ Such</i><i>♪♪</i>

92
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<i>♪♪ She's the lady in red</i>
<i>when everybody else</i>
<i>is wearing tan ♪♪</i>

93
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<i>♪♪ The flashy girl</i>
<i>from Flushing ♪♪</i>

94
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<i>♪♪ The nanny named Fran! ♪♪</i>

95
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Mr. Sheffield.
Mr. Sheffield.

96
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Oh, thank God
I found you.

97
00:03:56,483 --> 00:03:58,400
Oh. Miss Fine, what on earth
are you doing here?

98
00:03:58,433 --> 00:04:01,400
Well, you accidentally
took
the wrong bag I gave
you.

99
00:04:04,116 --> 00:04:05,416
How did you get on?

100
00:04:05,450 --> 00:04:08,483
Well, I had to buy a
ticket
with Miss Babcock's
credit card.

101
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But I'll give it
back
for a refund

102
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just as soon as
I get off the
plane.

103
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Of course,
without a
ticket,

104
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I won't be able to
get
back into duty free

105
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to return this
adorable
little tennis
bracelet...

106
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Would you-- would
you just get the bag
and get off the plane?

107
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Okay. Okay.

108
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Champagne?

109
00:04:26,216 --> 00:04:28,660
Oh, thank you, yes.

110
00:04:29,133 --> 00:04:31,316
I just love first class.

111
00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:35,150
Um...

112
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Uh, excuse me.

113
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Chester.

114
00:04:39,160 --> 00:04:42,183
Oh, Chester.
Are you in here?

115
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Chester, honey.

116
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[BELL DINGS]

117
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STEWARD:<i>Flight attendants</i>
<i>cross-check and prepare</i>
<i>the cabin for takeoff.</i>

118
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[ENGINE WHIRRING]

119
00:05:06,466 --> 00:05:10,333
Grandma Yetta,
Fran said I could go into
her closet and play dress
up,

120
00:05:10,366 --> 00:05:12,216
but everything's
too tight on me.

121
00:05:16,150 --> 00:05:18,333
Does Franny
still wear this?

122
00:05:18,366 --> 00:05:21,450
Because it would be
good for me in summer.

123
00:05:24,350 --> 00:05:27,660
Uh, Yetta,
I'm doing a book report,

124
00:05:27,100 --> 00:05:28,466
and they're out of it
at Blockbuster.

125
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And, well,

126
00:05:32,133 --> 00:05:35,116
I was wondering, how much
do you know about the<i>Titanic?</i>

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GRANDMA YETTA:
Oh, top of the line.

128
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They had a midnight
buffet on deck.

129
00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:47,000
And the ice sculpture...

130
00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,383
Huge.

131
00:05:51,466 --> 00:05:57,160
FRAN:<i>Help me!</i>
<i>Help me! Help me!</i>

132
00:05:58,450 --> 00:06:01,000
That talking pig
sounds just like my
nanny.

133
00:06:03,300 --> 00:06:07,350
FRAN:<i>Stewardess!</i>
<i>Stewardess!</i>

134
00:06:07,383 --> 00:06:09,316
Oh, God, no.

135
00:06:09,350 --> 00:06:11,160
[BELL DINGS]

136
00:06:11,500 --> 00:06:13,383
FRAN: I thought I was
gonna suffocate.
Oh, going down.

137
00:06:13,416 --> 00:06:15,400
Ladies lingerie,
accessories...

138
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Get out of there.

139
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Oh, calm down.

140
00:06:20,100 --> 00:06:21,350
I was just trying
to switch the bags

141
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and I accidentally
got locked in the closet.

142
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It could happen to anyone.

143
00:06:25,416 --> 00:06:28,100
Yes, but it
doesn't
happen to anyone,
does it?

144
00:06:28,133 --> 00:06:31,483
It only happens to
you,
Mrs. Carmichael.

145
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Come.

146
00:06:33,266 --> 00:06:35,150
Just--Just sit down.

147
00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:39,266
Oh, you like sitting
by the window, too?

148
00:06:43,830 --> 00:06:45,233
Thank you. Thank you.

149
00:06:46,233 --> 00:06:48,466
I have to sit
by the window.

150
00:06:52,183 --> 00:06:57,116
Oh, except now
you really can't see
the movie screen from here.

151
00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:02,166
Thank you. Thank you.

152
00:07:03,350 --> 00:07:06,000
Oh, would you
look at this?

153
00:07:06,330 --> 00:07:08,116
This brings
back
such memories.

154
00:07:08,150 --> 00:07:10,433
Ma used to make all the
beds
with these blankets.

155
00:07:10,466 --> 00:07:13,500
I'll tell you,
until I was
six...

156
00:07:14,316 --> 00:07:17,483
until I was six,
I thought that our
initials were
T.W.A.

157
00:07:21,330 --> 00:07:23,183
Oh, look at this,
my sister's china
pattern.

158
00:07:26,300 --> 00:07:28,133
Wait a minute.
If you're here, Miss Fine,

159
00:07:28,166 --> 00:07:29,450
who's taking care
of the children?

160
00:07:29,483 --> 00:07:31,366
Oh, Grandma Yetta.
But don't worry.

161
00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:34,830
She raised my mother,
and look how normal
she...

162
00:07:34,116 --> 00:07:36,333
Give me the phone!
Give me the phone!

163
00:07:39,300 --> 00:07:41,366
[PHONE BEEPING]

164
00:07:43,500 --> 00:07:45,166
Hi, Grandma
Yetta.
Yeah, it's Fran.

165
00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:47,300
Listen, I'm calling
from the aeroplane.

166
00:07:47,333 --> 00:07:49,316
I know. It's amazing.

167
00:07:49,350 --> 00:07:52,266
But, you know,
if they could get
a man on the
moon...

168
00:07:54,660 --> 00:07:55,366
Sure they did.

169
00:07:57,466 --> 00:08:00,133
Neil Armstrong.

170
00:08:00,166 --> 00:08:02,400
No, he's not the one that
sang<i>Love on the Rocks.</i>

171
00:08:02,433 --> 00:08:04,166
That was Neil Diamond.

172
00:08:04,200 --> 00:08:05,350
But I can understand how...

173
00:08:05,383 --> 00:08:07,166
Just give me that.

174
00:08:07,200 --> 00:08:09,350
Yetta, get Niles on
the phone, would you?

175
00:08:09,383 --> 00:08:11,330
What?

176
00:08:11,660 --> 00:08:13,330
No,
I most certainly will not.

177
00:08:14,166 --> 00:08:16,160
<i>♪♪ Love on the rocks ♪♪</i>

178
00:08:16,500 --> 00:08:17,433
<i>♪♪ Ain't no surprise ♪♪</i>

179
00:08:17,466 --> 00:08:19,416
<i>♪♪ Pour me a drink</i>
<i>And I'll tell you... ♪♪</i>

180
00:08:19,450 --> 00:08:22,000
Would you...
Is there no one there
I can talk to?

181
00:08:22,330 --> 00:08:23,183
Yes. Good.

182
00:08:23,216 --> 00:08:24,450
Gracie, sweetheart,
get Niles for me.

183
00:08:24,483 --> 00:08:28,500
Oh, talk to your
daughter for two
seconds.

184
00:08:28,830 --> 00:08:29,300
[SIGHS]

185
00:08:29,333 --> 00:08:30,450
Hello, sweetheart.

186
00:08:30,483 --> 00:08:34,116
I love you,
and I miss you
very, very much.

187
00:08:34,150 --> 00:08:37,660
I miss you, too, sir.

188
00:08:39,333 --> 00:08:41,330
No, we weren't worried.

189
00:08:41,660 --> 00:08:42,366
We figured it was something
as simple as getting locked

190
00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:45,200
in the closet
of a 747 in flight.

191
00:08:46,350 --> 00:08:48,216
Oh, here's Miss Babcock now.

192
00:08:48,250 --> 00:08:50,116
Mr. Sheffield for you.

193
00:08:51,366 --> 00:08:54,500
<i>Bonjour,</i>

194
00:08:54,830 --> 00:08:57,466
Oh, how I wish
I were with you
whisking off to
Paris.

195
00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:01,830
Hold on a minute.
Nanny Fine is
babbling
something next to me.

196
00:09:01,116 --> 00:09:02,350
Would you...

197
00:09:06,233 --> 00:09:09,333
Oh, she's babbling
something next to you.
[CRUSHES THE BOTTLE]

198
00:09:13,366 --> 00:09:15,116
Oh-oh.

199
00:09:15,150 --> 00:09:16,366
Isn't that funny?

200
00:09:18,830 --> 00:09:21,283
Funny, funny, funny.

201
00:09:27,250 --> 00:09:29,450
How can this be
the only available room

202
00:09:29,483 --> 00:09:31,216
in the entire city?

203
00:09:31,250 --> 00:09:34,830
What? Is there some
kind of convention
going on or something?

204
00:09:34,116 --> 00:09:37,166
-[CHESTER GROWLS]
-Oh, people are pouring
in from everywhere.

205
00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:40,250
The new Andrew Lloyd Webber
musical is opening.

206
00:09:42,483 --> 00:09:46,000
Oh,<i>monsieur,</i>
wait.
Here you go.

207
00:09:46,330 --> 00:09:49,366
And please don't come back
until he's done number
<i>deux.</i>

208
00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:51,400
Oh, here you go.

209
00:09:51,433 --> 00:09:54,300
<i>Merci. Merci.</i>

210
00:09:54,333 --> 00:09:57,500
Oh, I cannot believe
we're in Paris.

211
00:09:57,830 --> 00:09:59,166
And would you
look at this room!

212
00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:03,416
You know, I think
Miss Ellie has this
wallpaper in Southfork.

213
00:10:03,450 --> 00:10:05,283
I'll tell
you,
this jet
lag

214
00:10:05,316 --> 00:10:06,483
is beginning to
catch up with
me.

215
00:10:07,160 --> 00:10:10,483
Oh, I know. I can hardly
keep my eyes open.

216
00:10:11,160 --> 00:10:12,416
[SIGHING]

217
00:10:17,133 --> 00:10:19,500
Yes. Well,
I'm feeling much
better.

218
00:10:20,350 --> 00:10:23,283
Really?
You look exhausted.

219
00:10:25,300 --> 00:10:29,266
You wouldn't want
to spoil your stay in Paris.

220
00:10:29,300 --> 00:10:31,660
No. I'm feeling
much better,
really.

221
00:10:31,100 --> 00:10:32,416
I took a sleep
on the plane.

222
00:10:32,450 --> 00:10:34,166
Why didn't you?

223
00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:37,316
And miss the lobster, caviar
and make-your-own-sundae bar?

224
00:10:37,350 --> 00:10:39,483
[SCOFFS] I don't think so.

225
00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:42,333
Well,
I'm gonna take a
shower.

226
00:10:42,366 --> 00:10:44,350
Nigel should be
here any minute.

227
00:10:44,383 --> 00:10:47,416
I thought we'd
grab a quick bite
at L'Orangerie,

228
00:10:47,450 --> 00:10:50,830
try and talk
some sense into
him.

229
00:10:50,116 --> 00:10:51,283
Talk him out of
that ridiculous

230
00:10:51,316 --> 00:10:53,160
night club
business
he's getting...

231
00:11:00,500 --> 00:11:01,483
Miss Fine, were you
going to just sit there

232
00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:04,000
and let me take
my clothes off?

233
00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:07,316
Well, I didn't want to spoil
my stay in Paris either.

234
00:11:09,433 --> 00:11:11,116
[KNOCKS ON DOOR]

235
00:11:11,150 --> 00:11:13,433
Oh, that'll be Nigel now.

236
00:11:13,466 --> 00:11:18,350
You know, uh, I haven't
seen my little brother
for four years.

237
00:11:18,383 --> 00:11:20,350
Actually, I'm feeling
a little emotional.

238
00:11:20,383 --> 00:11:22,366
Oh, Mr.
Sheffield,
that's good.

239
00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:24,466
Go with your
feelings.
Let it out.

240
00:11:28,116 --> 00:11:30,266
-Hello, young man.
-Max.

241
00:11:33,250 --> 00:11:38,000
Who's this? I say,
aren't we lovely?

242
00:11:38,330 --> 00:11:40,366
We certainly are.

243
00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,433
-I'm Fran.
-Nigel.

244
00:11:42,466 --> 00:11:45,100
Oh, Max,
I should have rung up.

245
00:11:45,133 --> 00:11:47,433
Am I, um, interrupting?

246
00:11:47,466 --> 00:11:49,433
-No.
-No.

247
00:11:49,466 --> 00:11:52,330
Oh,
this--this is my
nanny.

248
00:11:52,660 --> 00:11:54,216
She, uh, she takes
care of my
children.

249
00:11:54,250 --> 00:11:56,216
Oh, you brought them
with you, then.
Where--Where are they?

250
00:11:56,250 --> 00:11:59,216
-Ah.
-They're in New York.

251
00:12:00,350 --> 00:12:02,250
Oh, I get it.

252
00:12:02,283 --> 00:12:04,133
Nanny. Spank, spank.

253
00:12:04,166 --> 00:12:06,500
[LAUGHING]

254
00:12:09,150 --> 00:12:11,433
No, Nigel.
You do not get it at
all.

255
00:12:11,466 --> 00:12:13,160
Well, I can assure you,

256
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:15,266
this woman is not
involved with me

257
00:12:15,300 --> 00:12:17,300
or anyone else
for that
matter.

258
00:12:17,333 --> 00:12:18,400
Go to the window.

259
00:12:18,433 --> 00:12:21,166
I don't think
Brussels heard you.

260
00:12:22,466 --> 00:12:25,350
All right, Nigel,
now, what is all
this
ridiculous

261
00:12:25,383 --> 00:12:27,160
about you
buying a night
club?

262
00:12:27,500 --> 00:12:28,366
Oh, here comes the lecture.

263
00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:30,350
You know, if you put
a martini in one hand

264
00:12:30,383 --> 00:12:33,330
and Father's
jewels in the other,
you could be Mother.

265
00:12:34,330 --> 00:12:36,160
[LAUGHING]

266
00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:37,300
Don't you
think
it's time

267
00:12:37,333 --> 00:12:40,166
you stopped behaving
like an immature
child
and grew up?

268
00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:42,160
I mean, you know
nothing about
business.

269
00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:43,466
Well, what do you know?
I used your name

270
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,250
and couldn't even get into
the Andrew Lloyd Webber show.

271
00:12:46,283 --> 00:12:48,466
All right. Fine.
That does it.

272
00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,183
Oh, my God. Boys! Boys!

273
00:12:51,216 --> 00:12:53,166
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!

274
00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:55,300
Use your words.

275
00:12:55,333 --> 00:12:58,330
Now, you two are
taking a time-out.

276
00:12:58,660 --> 00:12:59,333
That's all.

277
00:12:59,366 --> 00:13:00,416
He started it.

278
00:13:00,450 --> 00:13:03,416
Oh, and no TV for
you,
either.

279
00:13:04,416 --> 00:13:05,450
Now, what's with you?

280
00:13:05,483 --> 00:13:07,383
You know,
he's only trying to help you.

281
00:13:07,416 --> 00:13:09,830
I mean,
you're very young,

282
00:13:09,116 --> 00:13:10,433
and you've got
all this dough,

283
00:13:10,466 --> 00:13:13,100
and what are you, 6'2"?

284
00:13:15,366 --> 00:13:17,116
Three.

285
00:13:17,150 --> 00:13:19,316
-One and a half.
-All right. That's it.
I'm out of here.

286
00:13:19,350 --> 00:13:21,450
You've turned into
a stuffed shirt. You're
boring.

287
00:13:21,483 --> 00:13:23,116
And don't bother
coming to my
club,

288
00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:24,433
because we don't
get going till
10:00.

289
00:13:24,466 --> 00:13:27,333
And that's way
past
your bedtime.

290
00:13:27,366 --> 00:13:32,400
For your information,
I go to bed at 11:00

291
00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:36,250
because I work
in the morning!

292
00:13:39,216 --> 00:13:40,383
I'm sorry, Miss Fine.

293
00:13:40,416 --> 00:13:43,200
I'm sorry
you had to witness
such a dreadful display.

294
00:13:43,233 --> 00:13:45,416
Hey, that was a
display
by you?

295
00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:48,316
Try going to ma's house
when two aunts each have
a bagel

296
00:13:48,350 --> 00:13:50,400
and there's only
one piece of lox
left.

297
00:13:51,483 --> 00:13:53,366
Let's change the subject.

298
00:13:54,450 --> 00:13:56,830
Well, I'm
gonna
call the
airlines.

299
00:13:56,116 --> 00:13:57,433
We are going home.

300
00:13:57,466 --> 00:13:59,316
Oh, Mr. Sheffield,

301
00:13:59,350 --> 00:14:03,500
you can't leave it
like this with your brother.

302
00:14:03,830 --> 00:14:06,483
No, I'm sorry.
But even if it means
going to his club,

303
00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:09,250
drinking champagne
and eating French food,

304
00:14:09,283 --> 00:14:11,433
we are just gonna have
to make the sacrifice.

305
00:14:13,416 --> 00:14:15,350
Well, all right.

306
00:14:15,383 --> 00:14:18,150
-I suppose we did
come all this way.
-Mmm-hmm.

307
00:14:18,183 --> 00:14:21,466
And I do happen to have
a clean stuffed shirt with
me.

308
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:24,660
Well, let's see,
it's only 4:00
now.

309
00:14:24,100 --> 00:14:27,150
So what do you want do
between now and then?

310
00:14:27,183 --> 00:14:31,150
Oh, let me see.

311
00:14:31,183 --> 00:14:33,266
What could
a man and a woman do

312
00:14:33,300 --> 00:14:36,183
to kill a couple
of hours in
Paris?

313
00:14:37,183 --> 00:14:39,133
Miss Fine.

314
00:14:39,166 --> 00:14:42,383
Oh, come on,
Mr. Sheffield, right now.

315
00:14:42,416 --> 00:14:45,100
Let's go. Take me

316
00:14:45,133 --> 00:14:46,383
shopping!

317
00:14:59,100 --> 00:15:00,350
Niles, where's Maxwell?

318
00:15:00,383 --> 00:15:02,366
I've been trying to
reach his room all day.

319
00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:04,116
Oh, well,
try Nanny Fine's
room.

320
00:15:04,150 --> 00:15:06,266
It's 4592.

321
00:15:07,300 --> 00:15:09,416
4592 is Maxwell's room.

322
00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:11,350
I know. Isn't that funny?

323
00:15:14,116 --> 00:15:16,266
Funny, funny, funny.

324
00:15:19,330 --> 00:15:21,183
SINGER:<i>♪♪ I love Paris ♪♪</i>

325
00:15:21,216 --> 00:15:24,183
<i>♪♪ In the spring time ♪♪</i>

326
00:15:25,450 --> 00:15:27,433
<i>♪♪ I love Paris ♪♪</i>

327
00:15:27,466 --> 00:15:31,660
<i>♪♪ In the fall ♪♪</i>

328
00:15:32,830 --> 00:15:33,450
<i>♪♪ I love Paris ♪♪</i>

329
00:15:33,483 --> 00:15:37,433
<i>♪♪ In the winter</i>
<i>when it drizzles ♪♪</i>

330
00:15:37,466 --> 00:15:41,416
<i>♪♪ Say, I love Paris</i>
<i>in the summer ♪♪</i>

331
00:15:41,450 --> 00:15:43,333
<i>♪♪ When it sizzles ♪♪</i>

332
00:15:56,216 --> 00:16:01,383
<i>♪♪ Say, I love Paris</i>
<i>every moment ♪♪</i>

333
00:16:03,166 --> 00:16:07,433
<i>♪♪ Every moment of the year ♪♪</i>

334
00:16:09,283 --> 00:16:13,250
<i>♪♪ Yes, I love Paris ♪♪</i>

335
00:16:13,283 --> 00:16:17,200
<i>♪♪ Why, oh, why</i>
<i>do I love Paris? ♪♪</i>

336
00:16:17,233 --> 00:16:21,283
<i>♪♪ Because my love is near ♪♪</i>

337
00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:27,433
<i>♪♪ Because my love is near ♪♪</i>

338
00:16:33,233 --> 00:16:34,383
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

339
00:16:34,416 --> 00:16:37,150
[SINGING IN FRENCH]

340
00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:21,100
<i>You get what I mean,</i>
<i>don't you?</i>

341
00:17:21,133 --> 00:17:24,133
[SINGING IN FRENCH]

342
00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:37,283
<i>Madames, monsieurs,</i>
<i>ladies and gentlemen,</i>

343
00:17:37,316 --> 00:17:39,416
<i>the incomparable Eartha Kitt.</i>

344
00:17:45,233 --> 00:17:46,350
Wonderful.

345
00:17:46,383 --> 00:17:48,000
Oh,<i>monsieur.</i>

346
00:17:48,330 --> 00:17:50,433
[SPEAKS FRENCH]

347
00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:56,166
Oh, tish, I love it
when you speak French.

348
00:17:56,200 --> 00:18:00,150
Oh, look who's here.
<i>Bonsoir.</i>

349
00:18:00,183 --> 00:18:02,250
A little late for you,
though, isn't it, Max?

350
00:18:02,283 --> 00:18:04,100
He took a little nap.

351
00:18:05,166 --> 00:18:07,150
Eartha, I'd like you
to meet my brother,

352
00:18:07,183 --> 00:18:10,433
Maxwell Sheffield
and his, um,
nanny.

353
00:18:10,466 --> 00:18:15,660
Oh, Miss Kitt,
you are so wonderful,

354
00:18:15,100 --> 00:18:16,350
and you look incredible.

355
00:18:16,383 --> 00:18:18,416
How do you ever
stay so young?

356
00:18:18,450 --> 00:18:21,500
I have a nanny, too.

357
00:18:22,660 --> 00:18:24,116
Lorenzo, darling.

358
00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:31,250
-Miss Kitt, you were smashing.
-Merci.

359
00:18:31,283 --> 00:18:35,660
Oh, two handsome gentlemen
in the same family.

360
00:18:36,660 --> 00:18:37,483
[GROWLING]

361
00:18:39,150 --> 00:18:43,000
All right. All right.
Back off, cat woman.

362
00:18:46,216 --> 00:18:48,233
Well, the place is packed.

363
00:18:48,266 --> 00:18:50,266
Not bad for
an immature child

364
00:18:50,300 --> 00:18:53,466
who knows nothing
about business, hey,
Max?

365
00:18:55,660 --> 00:18:56,133
This is on me.

366
00:18:59,183 --> 00:19:01,450
Would you
just
look at him?

367
00:19:01,483 --> 00:19:04,383
Working the room,
picking up the
tabs.

368
00:19:04,416 --> 00:19:07,266
Just wait till
he spends a couple of
sleepless nights
wondering

369
00:19:07,300 --> 00:19:09,216
whether the thing that
he's poured his heart

370
00:19:09,250 --> 00:19:12,133
and soul into is
gonna go under or
not.

371
00:19:12,166 --> 00:19:14,330
Oh, he's such a dreamer.

372
00:19:15,100 --> 00:19:16,200
Wish you were him?

373
00:19:16,233 --> 00:19:17,450
Yeah.

374
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:22,233
You know,
I was him
once.

375
00:19:23,450 --> 00:19:25,400
What happened, Miss Fine?

376
00:19:25,433 --> 00:19:27,366
What happened to my passion?

377
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,000
Oh, I don't know.

378
00:19:29,330 --> 00:19:31,116
Maybe becoming
too successful,

379
00:19:31,150 --> 00:19:33,116
you lose your passion.

380
00:19:33,150 --> 00:19:36,450
I know sometimes
when I wake up
in my mansion

381
00:19:36,483 --> 00:19:41,333
and my Ralph Lauren sheets
and I look out my window
at Park Avenue,

382
00:19:41,366 --> 00:19:45,500
I think, oh,
maybe I'll just sleep in.

383
00:19:45,830 --> 00:19:48,000
Niles can get the kids
ready for school.

384
00:19:51,483 --> 00:19:53,266
But enough about me.

385
00:19:54,366 --> 00:19:57,200
Do you know what
I'm gonna do, Miss
Fine?

386
00:19:57,233 --> 00:19:58,483
Fire me?

387
00:20:00,150 --> 00:20:02,316
I'm gonna get
my passion back.

388
00:20:02,350 --> 00:20:06,166
Well,
I'm right behind you, baby.

389
00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:10,166
The first thing I'm
gonna
do is tell my brother,
"Good show."

390
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:13,283
Then I'm gonna ring my
mother
and tell her to sod off.

391
00:20:15,830 --> 00:20:17,283
And the passion part
will kick in exactly where?

392
00:20:17,316 --> 00:20:19,266
Right--Right now.

393
00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:20,400
Oh, right.

394
00:20:20,433 --> 00:20:21,466
I'm gonna go for
it,
Miss Fine.

395
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,200
I'm gonna grab
the brass ring.

396
00:20:23,233 --> 00:20:25,466
I'm gonna get back
in touch and just do
it.

397
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:29,000
Go! Grab! Touch! Do!

398
00:20:29,330 --> 00:20:31,300
Did I mention touch?

399
00:20:31,333 --> 00:20:36,200
For God sakes,
I'm in Paris with
a beautiful
woman.

400
00:20:36,233 --> 00:20:39,333
Come on,
let's blow this
nightclub

401
00:20:39,366 --> 00:20:41,216
and see where life takes us.

402
00:20:41,250 --> 00:20:43,433
[GROWLING]

403
00:20:45,450 --> 00:20:47,330
Yep,
taking the next plane

404
00:20:47,660 --> 00:20:50,266
was definitely
the right thing to do.

405
00:20:50,300 --> 00:20:53,216
We switch flights in Rome,
short layover in Amsterdam.

406
00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:56,160
We'll be home
in,
oh, 19 hours.

407
00:20:56,500 --> 00:20:58,183
Yeah, it was
definitely meant to be.

408
00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:01,383
What the hell was that?

409
00:21:01,416 --> 00:21:03,250
Oh, just a little
bump in the road.

410
00:21:03,283 --> 00:21:06,150
What, did we hit a deer?
We're in the air.

411
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:13,250
Oh, you have to
picture
yourself going along
a little country lane

412
00:21:13,283 --> 00:21:16,400
with a few
dips
and potholes.

413
00:21:16,433 --> 00:21:17,483
What the bloody
hell
was that?

414
00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:19,383
Okay, okay.

415
00:21:19,416 --> 00:21:22,333
Calm down.
ma said to always
look at the stewardesses,

416
00:21:22,366 --> 00:21:25,100
that they'll let you know
when there's something to
worry about.

417
00:21:25,133 --> 00:21:27,466
Oh, my God. Everybody,
stay in your seats.

418
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,283
Fasten your seat belts.

419
00:21:29,316 --> 00:21:31,660
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

420
00:21:31,100 --> 00:21:33,266
Oh, God, I never thought
it was gonna end like
this.

421
00:21:33,300 --> 00:21:35,160
I did.

422
00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:38,660
I'm finally
flying first class
with a handsome millionaire.

423
00:21:38,100 --> 00:21:40,133
Of course
the plane would go down.

424
00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:42,000
What else?

425
00:21:43,150 --> 00:21:45,383
All right. Everybody,
now, just stay calm.

426
00:21:45,416 --> 00:21:47,500
-Everything is fine.
-Okay.

427
00:21:47,830 --> 00:21:48,250
Would you put
your damn tray away?

428
00:21:48,283 --> 00:21:49,366
Do you want to
get us all killed?

429
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:51,183
Okay. Okay.

430
00:21:52,366 --> 00:21:54,383
Oh, Mr. Sheffield.

431
00:21:54,416 --> 00:21:56,416
Mr. Sheffield,
I just want you to know

432
00:21:56,450 --> 00:22:01,333
that these last three years
have been just the best years
of my life.

433
00:22:01,366 --> 00:22:04,200
Oh, God, my children.

434
00:22:04,233 --> 00:22:06,216
Oh, they adored
you,
Miss Fine.

435
00:22:06,250 --> 00:22:10,183
You know, now would be
a good time to call me Fran.

436
00:22:21,216 --> 00:22:22,466
I love you.

437
00:22:29,150 --> 00:22:31,383
[♪♪♪]

438
00:22:42,216 --> 00:22:45,216
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]