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I can't believe
we're the only two
girls

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in this sports bar
and no one's hitting on
us.

3
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What does a girl gotta
do
to get noticed in here?

4
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[SIGHS] Watch this.

5
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ALL: Hey! Sit down!

6
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[MEN SHOUTING]

7
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-[FRAN SCREAMS]
-Sit down!
What are you doing?

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Oh, that is it.

9
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You know,
I'm giving up on men.

10
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I'm giving up.
I--I'm very content.

11
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I--I have three
beautiful children,
a gorgeous home, a great guy.

12
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So, I don't have a sex life.

13
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Believe me,
I can hold out
longer than Lisa Marie.

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Oh, my God.

15
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There's a gorgeous guy
cruising us.

16
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Well, Val, he's all yours.

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He's coming this way.

18
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Val, I'm telling you,

19
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my dating days are over.

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Hi. I'm Mike LaVoe.
I play with
the New York Rangers.

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Would you like to
go out with me sometime?

22
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Yes, I would.

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How's Friday?

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Thursday's sooner.

25
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I need the address.

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Get a pen.

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Fran, what happened
to living like a
nun?

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I pictured you
climbing every
mountain,
fording every stream.

29
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Well, I followed every Ranger
till I found my dream.

30
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Meanwhile,
we're out of
popcorn.

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Oh, let me.

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[MEN SHOUTING]

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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

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SINGER:<i>♪♪ She was working</i>
<i>in a bridal shop</i>
<i>in Flushing, Queens ♪♪</i>

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<i>♪♪ 'Til her boyfriend</i>
<i>kicked her out ♪♪</i>

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<i>♪♪ In one of those</i>
<i>crushing scenes ♪♪</i>

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<i>♪♪ What was she to do?</i>
<i>Where was she to go? ♪♪</i>

38
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<i>♪♪ She was out on her fanny ♪♪</i>

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<i>♪♪ So over the bridge</i>
<i>from Flushing</i>
<i>to the Sheffield's door ♪♪</i>

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<i>♪♪ She was there</i>
<i>to sell makeup,</i>
<i>but the father saw more ♪♪</i>

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<i>♪♪ She had style!</i>
<i>She had flair!</i>
<i>She was there! ♪♪</i>

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<i>♪♪ That's how</i>
<i>she became the nanny! ♪♪</i>

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<i>♪♪ Who would have guessed</i>
<i>that the girl</i>
<i>we've described ♪♪</i>

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<i>♪♪ Was just exactly what</i>
<i>the doctor prescribed? ♪♪</i>

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<i>♪♪ Now the father</i>
<i>finds her beguiling ♪♪</i>

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<i>♪♪ Watch out, C.C.! ♪♪</i>

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<i>♪♪ And the kids</i>
<i>are actually smiling ♪♪</i>

48
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<i>♪♪ Such</i><i>♪♪</i>

49
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<i>♪♪ She's the lady in red ♪♪</i>

50
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<i>♪♪ When everybody else</i>
<i>is wearing tan ♪♪</i>

51
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<i>♪♪ The flashy girl</i>
<i>from Flushing ♪♪</i>

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<i>♪♪ The nanny named Fran! ♪♪</i>

53
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Fran, how come
dad won't let me
go out on school
nights,

54
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but you can go out
when you're supposed
to be working?

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Honey, I'm an adult.

56
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I don't need to ask
your father for permission.

57
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Oh, I left
the shower running.
I'm in there, if he asks.

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MAXWELL: Miss Fine.

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She's in the shower.

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[EXCLAIMS] Oy!

61
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Oh, sweetie,
it's okay.

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I shouldn't have asked
you
to lie for me anyway.

63
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I should have coughed
up
the two extra bucks
for Brighton.

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Now, listen,
Mr. Sheffield,

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if you're gonna
try and talk me out
of going out tonight...

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Are you kidding?

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With Mike LaVoe
of the New York Rangers?

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Go like this.

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Oh, gee, who knew
that I could get
the night off

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just by going out
with a famous
athlete?

71
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Well, so much
for dating Jewish
guys.

72
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I can't believe
we're dating Mike LaVoe.

73
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Well, I mean,
you know, you are.
But I get to meet him.

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Uh-huh.

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We talked on the phone.
He called me "pal".

76
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Well, you know,
he thinks that
I'm lucky for
him.

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Right after I met him,

78
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he scored four times.

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On the ice.

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I must say I haven't
seen you this excited
in a long time.

81
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Well, I don't often get
to go out with a
celebrity.

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No. I was
talking
to Gidget.

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Oh, do shut up
and take that pate
back to the kitchen.

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Put out some real
man food

85
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like ribs or hot wings.

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Oh, Nanny Fine,
another fabulous gown

87
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from the
Reynold's Wrap collection.

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Maxwell, what would
you say if I waltzed out
of here for a date at
5:00?

89
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I'd say, "See you at 5:30."

90
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You know,
you got a pretty big
yap

91
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for someone whose
last date involved

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standing on a roof
watching Sputnik go
by.

93
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[DOORBELL RINGS]

94
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Mike LaVoe's here.

95
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-I got it. I got it.
-I'll get it.

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-I got it.
-I'm gonna get it.

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Will you look
at yourselves?

98
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Acting like a bunch
of idiots over some
guy.

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Believe me,
it's cuter on me.

100
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Hey, how's my lucky charm?

101
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Oh, magically delicious.

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-Hi.
-Hi.

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Max Sheffield.
This is my son, Brighton.

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What's happening,
partner?

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[SQUEAKS] Partner.

106
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Sure beats your "pal".

107
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Would you like a drink?

108
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Oh, no thanks, boss.

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"Boss."
Kicked both your butts.

110
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Oh, now, let's not
fight over who has
the best nickname.

111
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Come on,
let's go, sexy thing.

112
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"Sexy thing."
We have a winner.

113
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Fran, you look
so gorgeous
tonight.

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Oh, Mike, thank you.

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But you've already told me
seven times tonight.

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Well, I'm superstitious.

117
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You know,
I have to tell you
seven times a night

118
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or else it's bad luck.

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Is there anything
else you have to do

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seven times a night
I should know about?

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-Nope.
-Oh.

122
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Well, I don't believe
in superstitions myself.

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Especially that one about
catching the bridal bouquet.

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P.S., I don't need to buy
potpourri until the year
2005.

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[BOTH LAUGH]

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Well, I'm a hockey player,

127
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-and we do have little
rituals,
you know, for good luck.
-Yeah?

128
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It's like when we're
on a winning streak,

129
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I never change my underwear.

130
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If you're looking
to get lucky,

131
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I'd find myself
another ritual.

132
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God, Fran, I cannot
believe that a
woman
like you isn't

133
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Listen, I'm as shocked
as you are.

134
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I had just about
given up on men.

135
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I mean, I never dreamt
that I could find

136
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such a sweet, wonderful,
normal guy like you.

137
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And...
it has to be
odd.

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Believe me, it is.

139
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Compliments of the management,
Mr. LaVoe.

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Oh, seafood platter.

141
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No, no, no, no.
Wait, we can't eat
this.
There's 13 shrimp

142
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Well, wait a minute.
Watch this.

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-Now there's 12.
-No, no, no, no, no, no.

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I'm sorry, Fran.
But I had to do
that.

145
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Oh, well, you know,
it's fine.

146
00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,183
It's perfectly understandable.

147
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Yeah.
Well, it's just
that--

148
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it's just that
13 is so unlucky.

149
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Especially for that woman with
the shrimp in her cleavage.

150
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Oh, Dad, these
seats
Mike LaVoe got us

151
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are gonna be
right on the
ice.

152
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We're gonna be
close enough to
smell the
players.

153
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Finally, I know
someone
that's got some pull.

154
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Excuse me,
but I have gotten us

155
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some front row
seats in my time.

156
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Yeah, but we're talking
about smelling the Rangers,
not Carol Channing.

157
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Keep it up because
I could have asked Niles.

158
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Yes. Just like I could
have made you a new waffle

159
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when that one
fell on the floor.

160
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Good morning, everyone.

161
00:07:48,333 --> 00:07:51,200
Well, you got in late
last night, didn't you?

162
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I got home at 12:00.
But I wasn't allowed
in
until an odd number.

163
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Load me up, Niles.

164
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Wait a minute.

165
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Why are you
eating like someone

166
00:08:01,250 --> 00:08:03,183
that doesn't
have a boyfriend?

167
00:08:04,316 --> 00:08:07,233
You screwed up our
date,
didn't you?

168
00:08:08,350 --> 00:08:10,150
Did you pick
off
his plate?

169
00:08:10,183 --> 00:08:13,416
Oh, come on,
what do you think,
I was born in a barn?

170
00:08:15,250 --> 00:08:17,466
Look, I know you loved him,
but you're young.

171
00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,366
You'll meet someone else.

172
00:08:23,830 --> 00:08:26,266
So is it officially over,
possibly over,

173
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or not over until
I get my front row tickets?

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Mr. Sheffield,
the man has a screw loose,

175
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which is gonna make
it hard to break up with him

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since he'd fit
so well in my family.

177
00:08:37,330 --> 00:08:39,116
This is so unfair.

178
00:08:39,150 --> 00:08:40,300
You can't break
up
with him.

179
00:08:40,333 --> 00:08:43,483
You promised to take
us
to the playoffs.

180
00:08:44,466 --> 00:08:47,330
Oh, you know,
you're all nuts.

181
00:08:47,660 --> 00:08:50,830
That's it. You know what?
I just give up on men.

182
00:08:50,116 --> 00:08:52,500
I don't care if I ever
get married.

183
00:08:52,830 --> 00:08:53,300
Meanwhile, my mother
just had an urge

184
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to jump out the window
and she doesn't know why.

185
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-You're right. It's your
life.
-Thank you.

186
00:09:00,830 --> 00:09:03,216
Even though those
are the hardest tickets
to come by at the moment.

187
00:09:03,250 --> 00:09:05,366
And, well,
hockey is the only
thing

188
00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:10,160
my boy and I have bonded over
in the last couple of years.

189
00:09:11,333 --> 00:09:14,133
Oh, you know,
I can't believe

190
00:09:14,166 --> 00:09:17,233
you would stoop so low
as to use guilt on me.

191
00:09:19,366 --> 00:09:23,250
All right. Fine.
If the game means
that much to you,

192
00:09:23,283 --> 00:09:25,166
I will go.

193
00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:27,660
I just have to tell
Grandma Yetta

194
00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:28,416
that I'm not gonna
take her to the movies.

195
00:09:28,450 --> 00:09:32,330
There's always next week.
God willing.

196
00:09:33,233 --> 00:09:35,416
Oh, God, now I feel terrible.

197
00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:38,200
Amateurs.

198
00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:46,400
[CROWD CHEERING]

199
00:09:51,233 --> 00:09:54,333
Oh, God, this is gonna
be so thrilling.

200
00:09:54,366 --> 00:09:57,366
Oh, look,
Mike just skated
out.

201
00:09:57,400 --> 00:09:59,216
Oh, he's waving.

202
00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:01,500
Hello, pal.

203
00:10:02,416 --> 00:10:05,200
Oh, he's blowing a kiss.

204
00:10:06,183 --> 00:10:07,233
Oh, well, all right.

205
00:10:10,416 --> 00:10:14,830
Pal, I think that was
meant for Sexy Thing.

206
00:10:16,216 --> 00:10:17,416
Fran, the announcer's
talking about you.

207
00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:19,300
They're saying you're
Mike's lucky charm.

208
00:10:19,333 --> 00:10:22,133
Oh, I wish you didn't
talk me into doing this.

209
00:10:22,166 --> 00:10:25,233
Now, he's gonna think
that I'm still interested
in him.

210
00:10:25,266 --> 00:10:28,133
Oh, Miss Fine, look,
you're on the big
screen.

211
00:10:28,166 --> 00:10:29,316
FRAN: Oh!

212
00:10:30,266 --> 00:10:33,116
<i>Love ya, Mike.</i>

213
00:10:34,830 --> 00:10:38,333
<i>Good luck from Sexy Thing.</i>

214
00:10:38,366 --> 00:10:40,383
<i>And Pal.</i>

215
00:10:46,166 --> 00:10:48,366
Kiss me for luck, Fran.

216
00:10:50,216 --> 00:10:53,216
ALL: Fran! Fran! Fran! Fran!

217
00:10:53,250 --> 00:10:55,233
Oh, my God.

218
00:10:55,266 --> 00:10:57,316
Everybody is chanting
my name

219
00:10:57,350 --> 00:11:00,483
right here
in Madison Square Garden,

220
00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:05,160
me, a simple Jewish girl
from New York.

221
00:11:05,500 --> 00:11:07,116
What does this remind me of?

222
00:11:08,183 --> 00:11:12,500
<i>♪♪ Memories ♪♪</i>

223
00:11:12,830 --> 00:11:17,500
<i>♪♪ Light the corners</i>
<i>of my mind ♪♪</i>

224
00:11:17,830 --> 00:11:22,116
<i>♪♪ Misty water-colored</i>
<i>memories ♪♪</i>

225
00:11:22,150 --> 00:11:26,400
<i>♪♪ Of the way we were ♪♪</i>

226
00:11:28,450 --> 00:11:30,283
What on earth is she doing?

227
00:11:30,316 --> 00:11:33,433
[CROWD OVER TV]:<i>Fran! Fran!</i>
<i>Fran! Fran! Fran! Fran!</i>

228
00:11:33,466 --> 00:11:36,266
<i>Fran! Fran! Fran! Fran!</i>

229
00:11:36,300 --> 00:11:41,830
<i>Fran! Fran! Fran! Fran!</i>
<i>Fran! Fran!</i>

230
00:11:44,466 --> 00:11:48,166
MAXWELL: Come on, Rangers.
Oh, what are you doing?

231
00:11:49,266 --> 00:11:51,300
Get him, man.

232
00:11:51,333 --> 00:11:53,116
What on earth is going on?

233
00:11:53,150 --> 00:11:54,483
They're getting blown out.

234
00:11:55,160 --> 00:11:57,183
This has to
be the worst game
they've ever
played.

235
00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:59,160
You could put Carol Channing
in ice skates,

236
00:11:59,500 --> 00:12:00,416
and she'd do
better than this.

237
00:12:00,450 --> 00:12:03,483
Oh, come on, don't worry.

238
00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:05,333
His lucky charm is here.

239
00:12:05,366 --> 00:12:08,216
There's plenty of time.

240
00:12:08,250 --> 00:12:10,316
What inning is this?

241
00:12:12,266 --> 00:12:14,366
Fran, Fran, come here,
come here, come here,
come here.

242
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,660
FRAN: Coming, baby.

243
00:12:17,366 --> 00:12:19,150
Baby, something's wrong.

244
00:12:19,183 --> 00:12:20,416
-It's like
there's a curse on me.
-Oh?

245
00:12:20,450 --> 00:12:23,660
-Are you sitting in
an even-numbered seat?
-Yes.

246
00:12:23,100 --> 00:12:25,283
Did you drive around
the garden seven times
before you came in?

247
00:12:25,316 --> 00:12:26,400
Yes, yes.

248
00:12:26,433 --> 00:12:28,166
Are you wearing
the same underwear?

249
00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:31,400
Does everybody need
to know our business?

250
00:12:31,433 --> 00:12:33,300
Oh, okay. All right.

251
00:12:33,333 --> 00:12:35,450
Well, try sitting
on the aisle.
Okay?

252
00:12:35,483 --> 00:12:37,266
Oh, all right. Okay.

253
00:12:37,300 --> 00:12:40,160
Fran, Fran,
Fran,
the--the shoes.
The red shoes.

254
00:12:40,500 --> 00:12:41,330
Oh, you like?

255
00:12:41,660 --> 00:12:42,466
No. Red shoes are bad luck.

256
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,116
What?

257
00:12:44,150 --> 00:12:46,116
The only thing
bad luck about these

258
00:12:46,150 --> 00:12:49,330
is that I paid
retail for them.

259
00:12:49,660 --> 00:12:51,500
No, no.
You gotta leave,
Fran.

260
00:12:51,830 --> 00:12:53,830
You're the
reason
we're losing.
You're a jinx.

261
00:12:53,116 --> 00:12:55,166
What? I am not a jinx.

262
00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:58,116
ALL: Jinx! Jinx! Jinx! Jinx!

263
00:12:58,150 --> 00:13:00,383
[CROWD CHANTING]

264
00:13:00,416 --> 00:13:03,000
Jinx! Jinx! Jinx! Jinx!

265
00:13:03,330 --> 00:13:05,000
Mr.Sheffield.
Oh, my God. No.

266
00:13:05,330 --> 00:13:07,416
Jinx! Jinx! Jinx! Jinx!

267
00:13:15,250 --> 00:13:19,160
Oh. Would you just
look at this picture?

268
00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:23,250
Now everybody
in New York City
thinks that I'm a jinx.

269
00:13:23,283 --> 00:13:24,416
But on the upside,
I'll tell you,

270
00:13:24,450 --> 00:13:28,133
I look 25, tops.

271
00:13:28,166 --> 00:13:32,830
I gotta remember
this photographer
for when I get married.

272
00:13:32,116 --> 00:13:35,350
Honey, no one
believes
you're a jinx.

273
00:13:35,383 --> 00:13:37,830
Gee, you're taking
this awfully well.

274
00:13:37,116 --> 00:13:38,383
I'd have thought you'd
have been more upset

275
00:13:38,416 --> 00:13:40,200
about that I got dumped
on national TV

276
00:13:40,233 --> 00:13:42,200
from one of the most
eligible bachelors
in New York.

277
00:13:42,233 --> 00:13:45,366
I know, honey.
That's why
I'm heavily
sedated.

278
00:13:48,150 --> 00:13:51,330
Oh, by the way,
your father's disowned you.

279
00:13:53,183 --> 00:13:56,330
Oh, Niles, look at this.

280
00:13:56,660 --> 00:13:59,433
This is the kind of thing
that can put a person right
over the deep end.

281
00:13:59,466 --> 00:14:04,150
I mean, next thing you know,
I'll be talking to myself
like one of those crazy women.

282
00:14:04,183 --> 00:14:07,366
I've got black shoes.
I've got yellow shoes.
I've got green shoes.

283
00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:09,350
No, I had to wear
the red shoes.

284
00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:13,316
Oh, poor Nanny Fine.

285
00:14:13,350 --> 00:14:15,400
I can't imagine
what it feels
like

286
00:14:15,433 --> 00:14:18,166
to be despised
by so many people.

287
00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:21,250
Oh, come on.
Don't be so modest.

288
00:14:22,350 --> 00:14:24,116
You know what,
Nanny Fine?

289
00:14:24,150 --> 00:14:27,330
You should lay
low
till this whole
thing

290
00:14:27,660 --> 00:14:29,133
You should stay
at my place for a
while,

291
00:14:29,166 --> 00:14:30,433
-and I'll stay here.
-Oh.

292
00:14:30,466 --> 00:14:32,300
Your room's right
next
to Maxwell's, right?

293
00:14:32,333 --> 00:14:34,150
No. It's near the kids.

294
00:14:34,183 --> 00:14:36,466
Oh, well, you
know,
just cancel that.

295
00:14:39,433 --> 00:14:41,200
What's this about?

296
00:14:41,233 --> 00:14:44,330
Oh, just a small
sampling
of shoes

297
00:14:44,660 --> 00:14:46,266
our lucky charm
could have worn.

298
00:14:46,300 --> 00:14:49,216
Well, let's see,
there's lemon
yellow,

299
00:14:49,250 --> 00:14:52,333
hmm, orange orange,
green clover.

300
00:14:52,366 --> 00:14:55,166
You know, none of this
would have happened

301
00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:57,200
if you had only let me
break up with him

302
00:14:57,233 --> 00:14:58,400
when I wanted to.

303
00:14:58,433 --> 00:15:01,216
Now, I'm the most despised
person in New York City.

304
00:15:01,250 --> 00:15:03,266
I might as well
become a mime.

305
00:15:07,150 --> 00:15:10,266
Hi, sweetie,
how was therapy today?

306
00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:13,116
Well, Dr. Bort said
today was our last session.

307
00:15:13,150 --> 00:15:16,830
Oh,
sweetheart,
you're cured?

308
00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:19,416
No. She's a Rangers
season ticket holder.

309
00:15:21,660 --> 00:15:23,116
Oh, now that does it, mister.

310
00:15:23,150 --> 00:15:26,450
You better get Mike LaVoe
to tell the world that
I am not a jinx.

311
00:15:26,483 --> 00:15:29,000
Miss Fine, nobody cares.

312
00:15:29,330 --> 00:15:30,233
Nobody cares?

313
00:15:30,266 --> 00:15:33,350
They're throwing
eggs at our house
at the front door.

314
00:15:43,216 --> 00:15:45,350
Maxwell, you have to
get rid of that
woman.

315
00:15:45,383 --> 00:15:49,433
There are maniacs
outside
throwing eggs.

316
00:16:08,116 --> 00:16:10,333
What?
Everyone else was doing
it.

317
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,250
Oh, Mike, good,
I'm glad I found you.

318
00:16:25,283 --> 00:16:28,100
Look, there's something
very important I need to
ask you--whoa.

319
00:16:28,133 --> 00:16:30,300
Is that Ron Greschner?

320
00:16:35,333 --> 00:16:38,500
-Yeah, it is.
You want to meet him?
-Oh, may I?

321
00:16:38,830 --> 00:16:39,300
Yeah, sure.
Ron, come here.

322
00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:41,183
I want you to meet
a friend of mine.

323
00:16:41,216 --> 00:16:42,350
This is Maxwell Sheffield.

324
00:16:42,383 --> 00:16:44,466
How you doing, buddy?

325
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,233
He called me "buddy".

326
00:16:46,266 --> 00:16:47,450
Do you want to play darts?

327
00:16:47,483 --> 00:16:49,250
Oh, well, Ron,
that's very kind of you,

328
00:16:49,283 --> 00:16:51,216
but I need to--what?
On your team?

329
00:16:51,250 --> 00:16:53,450
Wait a minute.
What do you--what do you
need to talk to me about?

330
00:16:53,483 --> 00:16:56,466
Uh, oh, it can wait,
buddy.

331
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,416
So, Ron, let's, uh,
play some darts, huh?

332
00:16:59,450 --> 00:17:01,483
Oh, sorry,
did I hurt you?

333
00:17:03,100 --> 00:17:04,166
When?

334
00:17:12,416 --> 00:17:14,500
Niles,

335
00:17:15,250 --> 00:17:17,416
I'm in trouble.

336
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:20,416
I didn't talk
to Mike LaVoe

337
00:17:20,450 --> 00:17:24,233
about that, um,
jinx business.

338
00:17:24,266 --> 00:17:27,400
Had a couple of beers
with the boys instead.

339
00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:30,366
Oh, you know,
they have a picture

340
00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:34,100
of Miss Fine above the bar,
darts in her nose.

341
00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:38,366
I got her right
in the big hair,
20 points.

342
00:17:42,283 --> 00:17:44,183
Why aren't you laughing?

343
00:17:48,266 --> 00:17:50,400
I was laughing
on the inside, sir.

344
00:17:54,333 --> 00:17:57,166
Oh, Miss Fine,

345
00:17:57,200 --> 00:18:00,166
all right, come
on,
let me have it.

346
00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:02,133
I deserve it.

347
00:18:03,100 --> 00:18:06,150
Oh, oh, Miss Fine, please.

348
00:18:06,183 --> 00:18:08,250
I never thought
I'd say this,

349
00:18:08,283 --> 00:18:09,366
but please talk.

350
00:18:14,100 --> 00:18:15,433
-[SOBBING]
-Oh, no. Don't cry.
Oh, no.

351
00:18:15,466 --> 00:18:17,233
Please,
please,
don't--don't
cry.

352
00:18:17,266 --> 00:18:19,433
I can't stand
it
when you cry.

353
00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:23,150
Oh, what can I do
to make it up to you,
hmm?

354
00:18:23,183 --> 00:18:26,660
I'll--I know,
I'll--I'll buy you
something.

355
00:18:26,100 --> 00:18:29,433
All right? Anything.
Just--just please
say you forgive me.

356
00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:40,300
Oh, I am, like,
so ready to be married.

357
00:18:48,660 --> 00:18:50,433
FRAN: Excuse me.
I'm looking for Mike LaVoe.

358
00:18:50,466 --> 00:18:52,433
Oh, my God.

359
00:18:52,466 --> 00:18:56,200
I'm so sorry. I'm so...

360
00:18:58,150 --> 00:19:01,183
ALL: It's the Jinx!
It's the Jinx!

361
00:19:02,383 --> 00:19:06,150
Oh, gee, if ESPN wants
more women viewers,

362
00:19:06,183 --> 00:19:07,483
they should put
a few cameras back here.

363
00:19:09,383 --> 00:19:12,150
Fran. Fran,
what are you doing here?

364
00:19:12,183 --> 00:19:15,133
Look, you told
the entire city
that I was a jinx.

365
00:19:15,166 --> 00:19:17,416
Now, you better
take it back or I'll...

366
00:19:18,466 --> 00:19:22,160
What? Hold your
breath
till you turn blue?

367
00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:25,250
No. It's just that
the<i>schtunk</i>
finally hit me.

368
00:19:27,216 --> 00:19:29,283
Look, I can't
take it back, Fran.

369
00:19:29,316 --> 00:19:31,150
Denying a hex
is a hex in itself.

370
00:19:31,183 --> 00:19:34,250
Yeah, yeah.
I watched<i>Bewitched,</i>
too.

371
00:19:34,283 --> 00:19:39,100
Oh, come on, Mike,
there's gotta be some
way
I could change your

372
00:19:39,133 --> 00:19:42,116
Well, I don't see how.
This is a very important
game for us tonight.

373
00:19:42,150 --> 00:19:45,250
Oh, I don't know.
Think about it.

374
00:19:45,283 --> 00:19:47,116
You're a man,

375
00:19:47,466 --> 00:19:50,166
and I'm a woman.

376
00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:53,266
[MUSIC PLAYING
ON RECORDER]

377
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,500
Whoa!

378
00:20:12,183 --> 00:20:15,000
Oh, no. No, not 13, Franny.
Not 13.

379
00:20:15,330 --> 00:20:16,160
Take it off. Take it off.

380
00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:18,483
Oh, do you want to see more?

381
00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:21,450
Oh, no, not the mirror,
Franny.

382
00:20:21,483 --> 00:20:24,383
Not the mirror, please.
Come on, Fran.

383
00:20:24,416 --> 00:20:26,466
Not the mirror.
Don't do that.

384
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:30,160
Seven years bad luck.

385
00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:32,233
That's my entire career.

386
00:20:32,266 --> 00:20:34,500
Oh, no.

387
00:20:34,830 --> 00:20:37,266
No, no, no.
Come on, Fran.

388
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,216
Now, before you
go out on that ice...

389
00:20:41,250 --> 00:20:45,116
Not--not the red shoes,
Franny, the Stanley Cup
is riding on this game.

390
00:20:45,150 --> 00:20:48,200
You ask yourself
a question,

391
00:20:50,316 --> 00:20:54,416
do I feel lucky tonight?

392
00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:59,233
Well, do you, punk?

393
00:20:59,266 --> 00:21:02,433
[SOBBING]

394
00:21:05,100 --> 00:21:06,366
[MAN OVER TV]:<i>We're tied up</i>
<i>in overtime here</i>

395
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:09,166
<i>in this crucial</i>
<i>championship game.</i>

396
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:10,433
Margaret, if you were
Miss Fine,

397
00:21:10,466 --> 00:21:13,830
what car would you like
to drive?

398
00:21:14,266 --> 00:21:17,416
Uh, my husband's.

399
00:21:19,266 --> 00:21:21,500
[MAN OVER TV]:<i>Get this,</i>
<i>Ranger fans,</i>

400
00:21:21,830 --> 00:21:22,250
<i>I've just been handed a note.</i>

401
00:21:22,283 --> 00:21:24,233
<i>Mike LaVoe</i>
<i>formally apologizes</i>

402
00:21:24,266 --> 00:21:27,200
<i>to Miss Fran Fine</i>
<i>for calling her a jinx.</i>

403
00:21:27,233 --> 00:21:29,100
<i>It goes on to say</i>
<i>she's stunning,</i>

404
00:21:29,133 --> 00:21:33,350
<i>intelligent, 26</i>
<i>and can be reached</i>
<i>at area code 212--</i>

405
00:21:33,383 --> 00:21:35,450
<i>hey, what's that?</i>
<i>Oh, man, what a play.</i>

406
00:21:35,483 --> 00:21:37,233
<i>I better get back</i>
<i>to the action here.</i>

407
00:21:37,266 --> 00:21:39,660
What's the score?

408
00:21:39,100 --> 00:21:41,250
Miss Fine, Mike LaVoe
just apologized to
you
on the air.

409
00:21:41,283 --> 00:21:43,660
How on earth did you
get him to do that?

410
00:21:43,100 --> 00:21:45,366
Oh, I did a striptease for him
in his locker room

411
00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:47,466
and scared the hell
out of him.

412
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,450
Wait.
That didn't sound right.

413
00:21:50,350 --> 00:21:52,250
Look at this.
The Rangers need a miracle.

414
00:21:52,283 --> 00:21:56,000
Oh, Brighton,
enough with the miracles
and the superstitions.

415
00:21:56,330 --> 00:21:57,166
It's all ridiculous.

416
00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:59,830
I mean,
what does a pair of red
shoes

417
00:21:59,116 --> 00:22:01,000
have to do with
a hockey game anyway?

418
00:22:01,330 --> 00:22:03,233
[MAN OVER TV]:
<i>Goal. The Rangers score.</i>

419
00:22:03,266 --> 00:22:06,330
[ALL CHEERING]

420
00:22:06,660 --> 00:22:07,266
[MAN OVER TV]:
<i>Wait. I'm sorry.</i>

421
00:22:07,300 --> 00:22:09,433
<i>The ref is reviewing the play.</i>

422
00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:15,830
Well, I--I guess
it's good for the city.

423
00:22:15,116 --> 00:22:18,133
[MAN OVER TV]:<i>Yes,</i>
<i>it's a goal. The Rangers</i>
<i>win.</i>

424
00:22:31,133 --> 00:22:34,166
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]