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Oh, it's a valentine
from Ma.

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How do you know?

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Look, there's
a Lee Press-On Nail
stuck in the truffle.

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So, Fran,
how come you don't
like Valentine's Day?

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Oh, you know,
everybody makes
such a big deal

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about it being
the most romantic
day of the year.

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Meanwhile, I think
it's very commercialized,

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and I just
don't buy into it.

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Oh! I got a date
for Valentine's Day!

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Oh, you know,
it's the most
romantic day of the year.

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Oh, what is it with girls
and Valentine's Day?

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They send you
those stupid cards,

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and then they
expect you to, like,

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talk to them
and ask them out.

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Well, I'm not doing it.

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No one sent you a card?

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No.

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How about you, Tommy?

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Well,
we're friends and stuff,

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but I don't think
I should be
sending him a valentine.

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No.

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Honey, I... I meant,
do you have a valentine?

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Oh, well, there is
a girl that I sort of
like,

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but I think
she might be

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a little bit
out of my league.

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She is.

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So, Fran,
who's your date with?

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Oh, well, remember
that really cute guy,

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Jeff, the cop that
I went out with once?

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Oh, was that the date you had
when I was in the third grade

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or the one you had
when I was in the fourth?

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You wanna make
it to the fifth?

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SINGER:<i>♪♪ She was working</i>
<i>in a bridal shop</i>
<i>in Flushing, Queens ♪♪</i>

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<i>♪♪ 'Til her boyfriend</i>
<i>kicked her out ♪♪</i>

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<i>♪♪ in one of those</i>
<i>crushing scenes ♪♪</i>

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<i>♪♪ What was she to do?</i>
<i>Where was she to go? ♪♪</i>

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<i>♪♪ She was out on her fanny ♪♪</i>

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<i>♪♪ So over the bridge</i>
<i>from Flushing</i>
<i>to the Sheffield's door ♪♪</i>

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<i>♪♪ She was there</i>
<i>to sell makeup,</i>
<i>but the father saw more ♪♪</i>

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<i>♪♪ She had style!</i>
<i>She had flair!</i>
<i>She was there! ♪♪</i>

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<i>♪♪ That's how</i>
<i>she became the nanny! ♪♪</i>

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<i>♪♪ Who would have guessed</i>
<i>that the girl we've described</i>
<i>♪♪</i>

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<i>♪♪ was just exactly what</i>
<i>the doctor prescribed? ♪♪</i>

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<i>♪♪ Now the father</i>
<i>finds her beguiling ♪♪</i>

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<i>♪♪ Watch out, C.C.! ♪♪</i>

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<i>♪♪ And the kids</i>
<i>are actually smiling ♪♪</i>

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<i>♪♪ Such</i><i>♪♪</i>

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<i>♪♪ She's the lady in red ♪♪</i>

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<i>♪♪ When everybody else</i>
<i>is wearing tan ♪♪</i>

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<i>♪♪ The flashy girl</i>
<i>from Flushing ♪♪</i>

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<i>♪♪ The nanny named Fran! ♪♪</i>

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Knock-knock. Happy Monday
before Valentine's Day,
Mr. Sheffield.

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Care for a chocolate?

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That's caramel.
That's nougat.
That's mint.

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How do you know
what's in them?

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I'm psychic.

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Don't turn them over.

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Miss Fine,
could this sudden
exuberance for the holiday

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have something to
do with the fact

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that you actually
have a date this year?

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Oh, please, come on,
what do you... Yeah.

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What are you
doing for the holiday?

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Well, I'll be working.

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I don't go in for all this
Valentine's Day racket.
It's-- It's so commercial.

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I used to feel that way, too.

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In fact,
not 10 minutes ago.

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<i>♪♪ What a</i>
<i>difference</i>
<i>a date makes ♪♪</i>

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Good morning, everyone,
isn't it a fabulous day?

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Oh, look, Miss Babcock's
even in the spirit of it.

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You bet I am.

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They finally
evicted that old lady

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in the apartment
next to mine.

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We started breaking through
the bedroom wall this morning.

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A bigger bedroom.

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Aren't we being
a glutton for punishment?

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Oh, don't you have
something to wax?

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I put that question
to you.

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Mr. Sheffield,
I hate to think about you
sitting here all by yourself.

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You should be with
someone you love
on Valentine's Day.

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Well, I appreciate
your concern, Miss Fine,

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but truthfully,
there's no one
I care enough about right now

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to spend
Valentine's Day with.

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Oh, good news.
You got the day off.

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You know, you're never
gonna meet someone
unless you take a chance.

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It doesn't matter
who it is.

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Just put yourself
out there.

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Well, I suppose
there is that lady

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from the Shubert Organization.

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-Her?
-Her?

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Oh, the redhead, sir?

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-If she ever gets
those roots done.
-Quite a figure, eh, Niles?

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She should
lipo her butt.

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Oh, no. She's lovely.

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It's a very good choice.

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Yeah, you know,
the thing is you just

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do something romantic,
ask someone out.

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The redhead is fine.

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With that tuchus,
I'm sure she likes ice cream.

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Fran, look at
all these people.

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We're never gonna
get on the first bus.

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Oh, don't worry.
I'll take care of that.

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Can you believe
that gorgeous two-bedroom
apartment on the corner there

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for only 400 bucks a month?

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Oh, Val, could you believe
how stupid those people...
Val!

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There is no apartment,
is there?

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Good, Val.

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Oh, I knew. I knew.

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Cause $400
a month is really
good for two bedrooms.

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-Did it have a French...
-No, Val!

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Gee, I hope
I have exact change.

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Oh, what's this?

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Looky, a Valentine's card.

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"Dear Miss Fine,
won't you be my valentine?

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"Meet me at the Sutton
Ice Cream Parlor at 3:00

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"on the most
romantic day
of the year.

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"Love,
your secret admirer."

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Oh, an anonymous valentine
signed "Secret admirer."

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Who's it from?

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Val, you know,
there was a wood-burning
fireplace in that apartment.

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Val, look, it says,
"Dear Miss Fine."

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This is either
from Mr. Sheffield,

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or our old
high school principal
hasn't gotten over me

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wearing that tube top
to Earth Day.

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Come on, Fran,
Mr. Sheffield sent
you a valentine?

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That's unbelievable.

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I know, isn't...

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No, it's not.

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I'm the one
that put the whole
idea in his head.

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I'm the one that told
him to take the girl

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with the big bun
out for ice cream.

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Listen, Flabbio,

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I want to be alone
with Maxwell tonight.

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What's it gonna cost me
to make you disappear?

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Try 50 bucks.

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Done.

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Okay.

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No, it didn't work.
I'm still here.

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Oh, Miss Fine,

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would it be too
forward of me to say,
"Whoa, baby girl"?

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-You like?
-Mmm-hmm.

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You know,
this is the most
fabulous dress I own.

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I only wear it when
I have a very hot date.

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You know,
Mr. Sheffield asked me
out for Valentine's Day.

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That's impossible.

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Why does everybody find that
so hard to believe?

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Well, it's just that
he always tells me
everything.

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Don't you mean
you read his mail,
listen at the door

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and eavesdrop
on the intercom?

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Well, for backup.

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I can't believe he left me
out of the loop.

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I don't care
for this at all.

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Niles, any calls for me
while I was out?

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Maybe yes, maybe no.

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Oh, Miss Fine,
that is one sexy outfit.

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Oh, well, you know,
I've got a hot date.

156
00:08:09,266 --> 00:08:11,416
Well, he's gonna
be a very lucky man.

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Isn't someone
being Mr. Optimism?

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Fran, I need you to
help me think of an excuse.

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I've made two dates
for Valentine's Day,
and I've got to break one.

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Honey, shame on you.

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You know how many girls
are out there starving?

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Now, you're gonna
finish those two dates,

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and I don't want to
hear another word about it.

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Huh.
Can you believe that kid?

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I should have two dates
on Valentine's Day.

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What time are you meeting
Mr. Sheffield at Sutton's?

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-3:00.
-Hmm.

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And what time are you meeting
Jeff at Dominique's?

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2:30. Oh, my God,
Jeff! What's this for?

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Well,
you can't keep them both.

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It'll take you 20 minutes
to get across town,

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and no one can eat
a full five-course meal
in under 10 minutes.

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00:09:02,366 --> 00:09:04,133
You obviously
have never broken

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00:09:04,166 --> 00:09:05,466
the Yom Kippur fast
at my mother's house.

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Oh, hi, Jeff.

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Thank you. You, too.
Just lucky.

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What?

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Well, weren't you gonna say

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great dress, good to see you,

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and where'd
you ever find a purse
to match those shoes?

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Let's order.

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-All right, now, Fran.
-Yes?

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You know, I got
the whole afternoon off

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'cause I thought
we'd have a nice,
leisurely, romantic lunch.

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Absolutely. Waiter!

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How long does it take
to make the capellini?

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I recommend the tri-color
fusilli con fruta del mare...

188
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You know, that even
takes too long to say.

189
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Sghettis. Vamatos. Vamatos.

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Fran, do you have
some other place to be?

191
00:10:02,660 --> 00:10:04,216
No, of course not.
There's no place

192
00:10:04,250 --> 00:10:07,116
I'd rather be than
right here with you.

193
00:11:01,383 --> 00:11:03,166
<i>♪♪ Oh, one last kiss ♪♪</i>

194
00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:05,133
<i>♪♪ Give me one last kiss ♪♪</i>

195
00:11:05,166 --> 00:11:07,166
<i>♪♪ It never felt like this ♪♪</i>

196
00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:09,283
<i>♪♪ No, never felt like this ♪♪</i>

197
00:11:09,316 --> 00:11:11,266
<i>♪♪ You know</i>
<i>I need your love ♪♪</i>

198
00:11:11,300 --> 00:11:13,283
<i>♪♪ Oh, oh, oh! ♪♪</i>

199
00:11:13,316 --> 00:11:15,416
<i>♪♪ Oh, give me one last kiss ♪♪</i>

200
00:11:34,466 --> 00:11:36,216
Can I get you
anything while you wait?

201
00:11:36,250 --> 00:11:39,116
Oh, please, I'm stuffed.

202
00:11:39,150 --> 00:11:42,133
Oh,
I see you've got a minimum.

203
00:11:42,166 --> 00:11:45,200
All right. You might as well
bring me the Mount McKinley.

204
00:11:45,233 --> 00:11:47,400
You know, you don't have to
order. We're not that busy.

205
00:11:47,433 --> 00:11:50,000
Oh, that's okay.
I wouldn't want you
to get into trouble.

206
00:11:50,330 --> 00:11:51,116
No. Really, it's okay.

207
00:11:51,150 --> 00:11:52,233
Rules are rules, honey.

208
00:11:53,383 --> 00:11:55,183
Don't be stingy on the nuts.

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00:11:58,233 --> 00:12:00,150
There's a gentleman
here for you,

210
00:12:00,183 --> 00:12:02,350
and he'd like you
to close your eyes.

211
00:12:02,383 --> 00:12:04,400
Oh, okay.

212
00:12:10,283 --> 00:12:14,233
Oh, didn't we shave
close today.

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00:12:15,300 --> 00:12:18,100
Happy Valentine's Day.

214
00:12:18,133 --> 00:12:22,216
Oh, Tommy.
Oh, that's so sweet.

215
00:12:22,250 --> 00:12:24,500
But, you know,
if you don't mind,

216
00:12:24,830 --> 00:12:25,450
I'm waiting
for Mr. Sheffield,

217
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and he ain't coming
because you're
my secret admirer.

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00:12:30,330 --> 00:12:31,660
Yeah.

219
00:12:32,100 --> 00:12:36,160
Honey, I'm...
I'm very flattered.

220
00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:38,266
If only you weren't 14.

221
00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:40,350
You know,
we're six years apart.

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00:12:42,166 --> 00:12:45,830
Val, Val, I gotta stop
Mr. Sheffield's valentine

223
00:12:45,116 --> 00:12:48,266
before I make
a total fool of myself.

224
00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:52,233
Why? Well, remember
when you suggested

225
00:12:52,266 --> 00:12:55,166
that I give him
a really big card?

226
00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:58,283
Well, I think
I might have gone
a little overboard.

227
00:13:10,366 --> 00:13:12,133
Val, I hope you
bought enough paint,

228
00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:13,400
'cause we're really
gonna have to paint

229
00:13:13,433 --> 00:13:15,233
over the entire billboard.

230
00:13:15,266 --> 00:13:17,366
Why do you always
have to go over
the top with men?

231
00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:19,150
I don't know.

232
00:13:19,183 --> 00:13:22,000
Ordinarily,
I'm not a flashy person.

233
00:13:23,116 --> 00:13:25,266
You know me. Less is more.

234
00:13:26,316 --> 00:13:28,266
Now, come on,
let's go before he gets

235
00:13:28,300 --> 00:13:30,660
a look at that thing
on his way to work.

236
00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:31,450
Well, I'm off
to the theatre.

237
00:13:31,483 --> 00:13:33,366
The theatre where
your show is at?

238
00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:37,133
No. The theatre
where they're showing
that talking pig film.

239
00:13:37,166 --> 00:13:40,200
You know,
every time I see it,
I discover new things...

240
00:13:40,233 --> 00:13:43,000
Of course
the theatre
where my show is!

241
00:13:43,330 --> 00:13:45,100
Your 4:00 meeting is
waiting in your office.

242
00:13:45,133 --> 00:13:46,350
Oh, Niles,
I completely forgot it.

243
00:13:46,383 --> 00:13:47,416
Who's it with again?

244
00:13:47,450 --> 00:13:49,283
You have your secrets.
I have mine.

245
00:13:51,100 --> 00:13:52,383
Just what is
your bloody problem?

246
00:13:52,416 --> 00:13:55,333
Well, if you don't know,
I'm not going to tell you.

247
00:13:55,366 --> 00:13:57,500
You are such a baby.

248
00:13:57,830 --> 00:13:58,250
-Am not.
-Are, too.

249
00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:03,133
Good. This ought
to buy us some time.

250
00:14:03,166 --> 00:14:05,166
Let's get out of here.

251
00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:06,400
Oh, you're back.

252
00:14:06,433 --> 00:14:08,450
So, how was
your secret admirer?

253
00:14:08,483 --> 00:14:10,166
Did he smell good?

254
00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:12,133
I mean, I did tell him
to shower after gym class.

255
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,483
Oh! You knew about this?

256
00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:17,830
Yep.

257
00:14:17,116 --> 00:14:20,333
Pretty funny.
Well, guess who's picking
you up from school tomorrow?

258
00:14:20,366 --> 00:14:21,483
My mother.

259
00:14:24,300 --> 00:14:25,450
So?

260
00:14:25,483 --> 00:14:30,450
Straight from Jazzercize
in her thong leotard.

261
00:14:33,266 --> 00:14:36,233
And you know,
she don't wait
outside neither.

262
00:14:36,266 --> 00:14:40,200
She'll want
to come in and meet
all your little friends.

263
00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:44,316
So?

264
00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:48,133
Maybe she'll even
do her flash dance.

265
00:14:48,166 --> 00:14:51,116
You know, she's a maniac!

266
00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:55,400
No! I'm sorry.
I'll be a good boy.

267
00:14:55,433 --> 00:14:59,183
Oh, well, it is too
late for that, mister.

268
00:14:59,216 --> 00:15:01,266
You better start
watching your back

269
00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:04,350
and sleeping
with one eye opened,

270
00:15:04,383 --> 00:15:07,416
and brush your teeth
after every meal!

271
00:15:07,450 --> 00:15:09,166
What? I'm still his nanny.

272
00:15:24,433 --> 00:15:29,366
Val, remind me next time
to say it with flowers.

273
00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:32,000
I don't know, Fran.
I don't see what
the big deal is.

274
00:15:32,330 --> 00:15:34,383
I mean, I think it
was a very nice gesture.

275
00:15:34,416 --> 00:15:38,133
Val, if he didn't
send me a valentine card,

276
00:15:38,166 --> 00:15:41,330
then it's gonna
seem like the act
of a desperate woman.

277
00:15:41,660 --> 00:15:43,200
Yeah?

278
00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:45,483
Well, if Mr. Sheffield
takes one look at this,

279
00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:48,330
he's gonna think that
I'm in love with him.

280
00:15:48,660 --> 00:15:49,830
Aren't you?

281
00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:50,466
Not if he ain't
in love with me!

282
00:15:53,830 --> 00:15:55,450
Now, come on,
let's get started here.

283
00:15:55,483 --> 00:15:58,400
Wow! Look at the view
from up here.

284
00:15:58,433 --> 00:16:01,160
You could see
halfway to Jersey.

285
00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:03,466
Wow! You can see
all the way into
that apartment.

286
00:16:05,300 --> 00:16:07,330
[BOTH GROWLING]

287
00:16:11,183 --> 00:16:13,150
They rolled down
onto the floor.

288
00:16:21,350 --> 00:16:24,660
Okay. There they are.

289
00:16:28,250 --> 00:16:30,350
I am sorry,

290
00:16:30,383 --> 00:16:34,160
but all men look great
in a Lone Ranger mask.

291
00:16:36,300 --> 00:16:37,383
Oh, baby.

292
00:16:38,366 --> 00:16:40,330
Oh, okay.

293
00:16:40,660 --> 00:16:42,100
You know what?
Let's get started.
Let's do it already.

294
00:16:43,116 --> 00:16:44,216
Where's the paint?

295
00:16:44,250 --> 00:16:45,416
It's down there.

296
00:16:45,450 --> 00:16:46,450
Why?

297
00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:51,166
Well, you were in such
a rush to get up here, I...

298
00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:53,283
It doesn't matter!

299
00:16:55,483 --> 00:16:58,216
Let's just go down
and get it.

300
00:16:58,250 --> 00:17:00,266
Now, unlock your lever
when I say "Three."

301
00:17:00,300 --> 00:17:02,350
Have you got that, Val?
Three.

302
00:17:05,116 --> 00:17:06,233
[VAL SCREAMING]

303
00:17:06,266 --> 00:17:10,183
No, Val!

304
00:17:10,216 --> 00:17:12,383
VAL: I'm okay!

305
00:17:12,416 --> 00:17:15,466
I landed in someone's
terrace garden!

306
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:21,116
Oh, there's a party inside.
Lots of cute guys.

307
00:17:21,150 --> 00:17:23,433
Get help!

308
00:17:23,466 --> 00:17:27,316
And phone numbers!

309
00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:32,116
In fact, there's no girls,
just cute guys!

310
00:17:34,116 --> 00:17:35,333
Get recipes.

311
00:17:42,330 --> 00:17:44,250
Niles, Andrew Lloyd Webber
just called.

312
00:17:44,283 --> 00:17:47,166
It appears I have
a 40-foot valentine

313
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:50,433
from Miss Fine
on a billboard
in Times Square.

314
00:17:50,466 --> 00:17:52,100
Isn't that amazing?

315
00:17:52,133 --> 00:17:54,216
Yes. He's a very busy man.

316
00:17:56,330 --> 00:17:58,266
He's got<i>Cats</i>
<i>Phantom</i><i>Sunset...</i>

317
00:17:58,300 --> 00:18:00,300
Not that he called!

318
00:18:02,660 --> 00:18:04,160
Do you have any idea
why Miss Fine did this?

319
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:05,233
What's it worth to you?

320
00:18:05,266 --> 00:18:07,100
-Your job.
-Here's the scoop.

321
00:18:09,300 --> 00:18:10,416
Miss Fine got a valentine

322
00:18:10,450 --> 00:18:12,416
from a secret admirer
to meet her at Sutton's

323
00:18:12,450 --> 00:18:14,660
and thought it was you.

324
00:18:14,100 --> 00:18:15,466
Who was it from?

325
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,466
Brighton's friend,
Tommy Altman.

326
00:18:23,150 --> 00:18:24,350
Did... Did she go?

327
00:18:24,383 --> 00:18:26,116
[BOTH LAUGHING]

328
00:18:28,366 --> 00:18:31,400
Oh, no, no.
Really, Niles.
It's very sweet.

329
00:18:31,433 --> 00:18:34,400
I mean,
no one's ever done anything
like that for me before.

330
00:18:34,433 --> 00:18:36,400
-And what have I done for her?
-Oh, the usual.

331
00:18:36,433 --> 00:18:38,233
Belittle her
Valentine Day spirit

332
00:18:38,266 --> 00:18:40,266
and crush her heart
beyond repair.

333
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:43,660
She said that?

334
00:18:43,100 --> 00:18:44,283
No. I just threw
that last part in

335
00:18:44,316 --> 00:18:46,200
'cause you called me a baby.

336
00:18:50,316 --> 00:18:51,483
All right.
So where is she now?

337
00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:54,100
Well, she was so embarrassed
that she got you a billboard

338
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,383
and you did nothing for her

339
00:18:55,416 --> 00:18:58,660
that she'll probably
be up there all night
painting it over.

340
00:18:58,100 --> 00:19:01,366
Oh, that is one miserable way
of spending Valentine's Day.

341
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:03,150
Hello, hello.

342
00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:04,383
And here's another.

343
00:19:10,133 --> 00:19:13,333
Happy Valentine's Day,
Maxwell.

344
00:19:13,366 --> 00:19:15,830
I thought while
we were working,

345
00:19:15,116 --> 00:19:17,316
you might want
something to nibble on.

346
00:19:20,166 --> 00:19:24,233
Oh, C.C.
This basket is perfect!

347
00:19:25,416 --> 00:19:28,433
Oh, Maxwell,

348
00:19:28,466 --> 00:19:31,150
perhaps you should
dim the lights.

349
00:19:37,316 --> 00:19:39,316
C.C.: Maxwell...

350
00:19:41,330 --> 00:19:42,116
Maxwell?

351
00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:47,216
Niles!

352
00:19:50,466 --> 00:19:53,483
Oh, my God!

353
00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:59,200
No one is going
to believe this.

354
00:19:59,233 --> 00:20:02,233
How long can
those two keep going?

355
00:20:05,216 --> 00:20:07,160
Miss Fine!

356
00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:09,350
Mr. Sheffield,
what are you doing here?

357
00:20:09,383 --> 00:20:11,383
Niles told me about the sign.

358
00:20:13,100 --> 00:20:14,233
What sign?

359
00:20:15,433 --> 00:20:18,166
It was a lovely thought,
Miss Fine.

360
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:21,483
Care to join me
for a picnic?

361
00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:27,830
Here? And now?
On this billboard?

362
00:20:27,116 --> 00:20:30,250
Well, we've certainly...

363
00:20:30,283 --> 00:20:31,483
Certainly got the view.

364
00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:33,000
Yeah.

365
00:20:35,333 --> 00:20:39,160
Oh, good Lord!
Don't look, Miss Fine.

366
00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:41,150
I'm so embarrassed.

367
00:20:43,133 --> 00:20:45,350
You know, Miss Fine,
you were right.

368
00:20:45,383 --> 00:20:50,233
It appears
I had forgotten the real
meaning of Valentine's Day.

369
00:20:50,266 --> 00:20:54,133
But seeing it all
from up here

370
00:20:54,166 --> 00:20:58,166
reminds me again
of what it's all about.

371
00:20:58,200 --> 00:21:00,330
I'm over here,
Mr. Sheffield.

372
00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:04,300
Oh, right. Well, I...
I meant the billboard.

373
00:21:04,333 --> 00:21:07,366
You know, Miss Fine, it's...
It's been a long time

374
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:10,300
since anyone's
made me feel...

375
00:21:10,333 --> 00:21:13,116
Well, quite like this.

376
00:21:13,450 --> 00:21:15,200
Oh.

377
00:21:15,233 --> 00:21:18,133
Happy Valentine's Day,
Mr. Sheffield.

378
00:21:18,166 --> 00:21:22,233
Happy Valentine's Day,
Miss Fine.

379
00:21:23,150 --> 00:21:25,183
[SIREN WAILING]

380
00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:30,466
OFFICER:<i>Don't panic.</i>
<i>We're here to rescue you.</i>

381
00:21:42,466 --> 00:21:45,450
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]