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Oh...

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Oh...

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- Fran!
- Niles!

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Was it as good for you
as it was for me?

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Actually, Niles,
I was faking it.

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- Hi, Fran.
- Oh, hi, sweetie.

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Say, some of the kids are going
to the 	Hamptons for the weekend.

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Oh, great. Will there be boys there?

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- Maybe a few.
- Fun. Parents?

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Ah, who cares?
They'll just get in the way anyway.

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Go, have a blast.
We don't even have to tell your father.

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- Really?
- Oh, sure.

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And when I'm fired,
and you're in the convent,

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we'll write each other letters
	and laugh about this.

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But, Maxwell, how can you say
no to working with Philipe?

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- He's an avant garde genius.
- Guilty as charged.

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And I've put a new twist
on the tragedy.

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We follow Romeo and Juliet to heaven
and have a happy ending.

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You're rewriting one of
the greatest love stories of all time?

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We're adding a few scenes.
But we're taking out others.

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- Which ones?
- The ones that don't work.

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Well, I'm sorry Philipe, but we British
have a thing about mutilating Shakespeare.

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The Queen comes and hits
you with her purse.

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But I bet you have
a big name to star.

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I'm looking for an unknown,
a fresh face with a unique voice.

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It's in the medicine chest!

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Between the corn pads
and the Monistat Seven!

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I've found my Juliet!

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What?

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Can you imagine anything more ridiculous
than me doing Shakespeare?

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Well, yes.
People paying to see it.

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Ha-ha. I'll have you know
that in high	school,

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I played the Reverend Mother
in the Sounds of Music.

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I put a low scooped neck
into my nun's habit,

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and those hills were alive.

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We did the Sound of Music.
I played the Baroness.

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It was an all boys school.

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Thank God I didn't play the guitar.
I would have been Maria.

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- Fran, you can't be in the play.
- Yeah, who would do our laundry?

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Clean our room?
Wait on us hand and foot.

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Well, the same person
that always does. Niles.

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Besides, if I do it, it would only
be for a couple of weeks.

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Actually, I could rehearse
while the kids are at school.

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- I think not.
- Why think you not?

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- I could use a life outside of
this house. - Me, too.

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- Which is why you should let me go
to the Hamptons. - Nice try.

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Forget it. Look, Miss Fine,
taking care of the children is a fulltime job.

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Oh, and I suppose it was
my idea to have three?

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What you do in your spare time
is entirely your own affair.

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I'm simply trying to protect you from having
an embarrassing theatrical experience.

51
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We know what that's like,
don't we, sir?

52
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You know, if some people aren't
a little more supportive,

53
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I might omit them from
my Oscar speech.

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Tony, Miss Fine. You win a Tony,
not an Oscar.

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Actually for an off-Broadway performance,
Miss Fine would win the Obie.

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She's not going to win anything.

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Well, thank you for
that vote of confidence.

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That's it. I'm playing Juliet,
and nothing is going to stop me.

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- And I'm going to the Hamptons...
- Now sit down, Margaret.

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Okay.

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Okay, Niles, will you play Romeo?

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Isn't he too old?

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Well, actually, Juliet's supposed to be
my age, so it's not like Fran's...

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not perfect for the role.

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I warn you, my acting prowess
may blow you off the stage.

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They're still talking
about my baroness.

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I can't stop thinking about it
and I didn't even see it.

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And I spent my summers
in Stratford-Upon-Avon.

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I spent my summers selling Avon.

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Oh, she doth teach
the torches to burn bright.

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- It seems she hangs upon
the cheek of night. - Niles...Niles...

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- Yes? What?
- Don't I come in here somewhere?

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And on and on. Beauty to rich
for youth but a...

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All right, back off, Baroness.
And by the way,

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you're supposed to dust
the scenery, not chew it.

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Well, pity. Show me
how it's done, Mistress Fine.

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Well, I will if you'll just shuty upth.

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All for a falconer's voice to lure
this tasseled gentile back again.

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It's gentle, not gentile.

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How the hell should I know?
Did I look down his tights?

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I still can't understand why Philipe
would hire Miss Fine to play Juliet?

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Oh, please. Only an idiot
would hire her to do anything...

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in the theater.

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Oh, oh, Mister Sheffield, um,
if you've got a minute, I could use your help.

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That's the understatement
of the century.

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Meanwhile, if we put an apple
in his mouth, we can have a luau.

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Let me see.
Oh, I just love this play.

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More torches here. Ah, Sara,
by my fay, it waxes late.

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See? That's exactly what
I'm talking about.

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Who the hell is Fay and why is
she waxing during a party?

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Good luck.

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- Shall I play Romeo to your Juliet?
- Four, three, two... What took you so long?

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All right, so now we're
star crossed lovers.

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- Let's get some physical realism into this,
shall we? - Oh, Mister Sheffield.

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- No, no, I mean, I'm gonna put
you on your balcony. - Okay.

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- All right. Now Juliet is
dreaming of her Romeo. - Right.

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- And she says...
- Why me?

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Oh, speak again,
bright angel.

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Oh, Romeo, Romeo...

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Yes, now maybe we could have a little
more lilting. Just a bit more melodic.

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Oh, sure, sure, sure. Melodic.

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Oh, Romeo? Romeo?

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Yeah, just a little too melodic,
I think. Let me show you.

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Oh, okay. Sure.
He's gonna show us.

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All right. Oh, Romeo, Romeo,
where for art thou, Romeo?

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Deny thy father and refuse thy name.

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Wow. You British guys
really know how to play women.

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We, uh, we did
this play in college.

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Oh, you must have been
the perfect Romeo.

110
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No. I was Friar Lawrence, actually.

111
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That's the problem going to school
with Jeremy Irons. All right,

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let's go on.

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Okay. Romeo, doth thy name and...

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take all of me.

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I take thee at thy word. Call me
but love and I'll be new baptized.

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You know, if I were directing this,
I'd go in a whole different direction.

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Night, goodnight.
Parting is such sweet sorrow.

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Sleep dwell in thine eyes,
peace in thy breast.

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Oh, would I were sleep in peace
so sweet to rest...

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You know, because this lovey-dovey stuff
has just been done to death.

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You know...

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Much better.

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Yeah, I, I think I'm starting
to get the hang of it now...

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Of course I'm gonna need
a lot of coaching.

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Ah-ha! Ah-ha, ha!

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I'm Dracula, I'm gonna suck out
all your blood and bury you alive!

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- You don't scare me. - All right,
fine. I'm the C.C. monster,

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and I'm gonna marry Dad and
send you away to boarding school!

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Children, children, children,

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be quiet!

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00:10:00,897 --> 00:10:02,940
Jeez, Dad, you don't have
to scream about it.

132
00:10:02,940 --> 00:10:05,325
Look, I already sent you
to bed five times.

133
00:10:05,325 --> 00:10:07,753
- What are you doing still up?
- Well I'm not tired.

134
00:10:07,753 --> 00:10:11,966
Well maybe that has something to do with
the pound of chocolate I told you not to eat.

135
00:10:11,966 --> 00:10:16,134
You know, I think it was the gallon
of cola you told me not to drink.

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00:10:16,134 --> 00:10:19,398
- And what's your excuse?
- Well, he took me out.

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00:10:19,398 --> 00:10:22,735
Obviously, you got out.

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00:10:22,735 --> 00:10:25,944
Now go on, off to bed, both of you.

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00:10:26,911 --> 00:10:29,767
Just give me one good reason why
I can't go to the Hamptons.

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I won't let you.

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00:10:31,832 --> 00:10:34,451
Look, Margaret, you're much too young
to go away for the weekend.

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By the time Juliet was my age,
she had already gotten married,
had sex, and died.

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Well now you see what happens
when you don't listen to your father.

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- Niles, I'm thinking of changing
the childrens' bedtime. - Oh, to when, sir?

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Right after school.

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00:10:53,474 --> 00:10:55,869
I can't believe Miss Fine
isn't back yet.

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00:10:55,869 --> 00:10:58,070
I can't believe what's
happened to my roast.

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It's starting to bear a strange
resemblance to Hume Cronan.

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00:11:02,270 --> 00:11:06,563
I mean, how much rehearsal
can one person need?

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00:11:07,670 --> 00:11:10,702
Oh, right. But still.

151
00:11:10,702 --> 00:11:14,766
Oh, hi, guys. For sooth, am I pooped.

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00:11:14,766 --> 00:11:19,241
- Dinner is coming right up.
- Oh, Niles, I already ate.

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00:11:19,241 --> 00:11:21,297
You couldn't have called?

154
00:11:21,297 --> 00:11:24,789
Never mind. Ruined anyway.

155
00:11:25,762 --> 00:11:30,407
- Boy, is he moody.
- Well, you are rather late.

156
00:11:30,407 --> 00:11:33,477
What are you two?
On the same cycle?

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00:11:33,745 --> 00:11:38,144
What's the problem?
Oh, you couldn't handle the kids?

158
00:11:38,144 --> 00:11:39,928
Oh, don't make me laugh.

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00:11:39,928 --> 00:11:42,800
What do you think the minute you leave
the entire house falls apart?

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00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:46,492
- Oh, oh...
- No, don't go in there.

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00:11:46,492 --> 00:11:48,882
- Why not?
- Well, use the back stairs. They're closer.

162
00:11:48,882 --> 00:11:53,188
- No, they're not. - Yes, they are.
- Are not. - Are so. I measured.

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00:11:53,372 --> 00:11:56,161
- Okay. Too slow...
- Oh...

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Oh my God!

165
00:12:03,204 --> 00:12:10,951
Oh, this place looks worse than when my mother
ransacked my bedroom looking for my diary.

166
00:12:10,951 --> 00:12:15,569
- Well, I was looking for my glasses.
- What'd you have a reading emergency?

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00:12:15,569 --> 00:12:19,265
- So, what were you doing all evening?
- I was at rehearsal.

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00:12:19,265 --> 00:12:21,253
Well I called. Rehearsal
was over at eight.

169
00:12:21,253 --> 00:12:24,949
- Well, we went out after.
- Ahh... Who's "we"?

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00:12:25,224 --> 00:12:29,403
Oh, you know, Romeo, Macuseo, Tebilt.

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00:12:29,403 --> 00:12:32,114
The gang.

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00:12:32,376 --> 00:12:35,425
Oh, I'm sorry.
It was an accident.

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00:12:36,131 --> 00:12:38,160
So was that.

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00:12:38,160 --> 00:12:42,004
Boy, you leave the house for a couple hours,
you come back and it's a pig sty.

175
00:12:42,004 --> 00:12:46,153
Yeah, well, maybe if you had been here,
your children wouldn't have been running amuck!

176
00:12:46,153 --> 00:12:49,142
Oh, so when they're sweet, adorable
angels, they're your children.

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00:12:49,142 --> 00:12:53,311
- And when they're amuck, they're mine.
- Well, you are the nanny!

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00:12:53,608 --> 00:12:56,580
And that's all you want me to be!

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00:12:56,580 --> 00:12:59,476
Oh, good god, now I'm getting
one of my headaches.

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00:12:59,476 --> 00:13:01,697
You know what I think?
You are jealous

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00:13:01,697 --> 00:13:05,909
because Philipe discovered something
that was right under your nose.

182
00:13:05,909 --> 00:13:11,646
- And what would that be exactly?
- My star quality.

183
00:13:12,031 --> 00:13:14,888
That's rather like
discovering the atomic bomb.

184
00:13:14,888 --> 00:13:19,502
Sounds good in theory,
but millions will suffer.

185
00:13:20,706 --> 00:13:23,114
Well that's it.
I'm going home to my mother.

186
00:13:23,114 --> 00:13:27,587
No, don't bother!
I'm sleeping on the couch!

187
00:13:29,014 --> 00:13:31,631
What... If we're splitting up,
I get Niles!

188
00:13:31,631 --> 00:13:36,799
- You couldn't afford him!
- Not on what you pay me!

189
00:13:39,335 --> 00:13:43,053
It's always the butler who suffers.

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00:13:55,033 --> 00:13:56,105
Oh...

191
00:13:56,676 --> 00:13:59,059
I'm working.

192
00:13:59,059 --> 00:14:03,071
Pretend I'm not here.
That's how I get through the day.

193
00:14:05,340 --> 00:14:08,241
- Oh, hello, Niles.
- Hm-hmm.

194
00:14:09,137 --> 00:14:13,218
Would you mind telling Mister Sheffield
that I'm going to rehearsal.

195
00:14:13,218 --> 00:14:18,797
Unless, of course, he'd like me
to sit by his feet and peel him a grape.

196
00:14:18,997 --> 00:14:22,792
Well, that's my job.
But you can wave the fan.

197
00:14:22,792 --> 00:14:28,861
Well, you can tell the nanny that I wouldn't
dream of standing in the way of her aspirations,

198
00:14:28,861 --> 00:14:31,572
no matter how ludicrous they might be.

199
00:14:31,572 --> 00:14:35,533
Well, tell Mister Sheffield
that I am a grown woman,

200
00:14:35,533 --> 00:14:39,157
and can find fulfillment
anyway I choose.

201
00:14:39,157 --> 00:14:43,660
And that he is a doodyhead.

202
00:14:46,038 --> 00:14:50,446
To synopsis, sir, you are a doodyhead.

203
00:14:50,998 --> 00:14:54,849
- So that's the one you choose to repeat.
- Translator's prerogative.

204
00:14:54,849 --> 00:14:58,586
I don't think I've ever met a more
infuriating, irritating woman.

205
00:14:58,586 --> 00:15:01,252
Hello, hello.

206
00:15:03,050 --> 00:15:05,503
Think hard, sir.

207
00:15:05,907 --> 00:15:09,132
I just heard the most
delicious news.

208
00:15:09,132 --> 00:15:13,156
Well, why don't you run make a friend
and tell them all about it.

209
00:15:14,322 --> 00:15:17,904
Philipe needs a tax write-off,
so he wants the show to flop.

210
00:15:17,904 --> 00:15:22,578
That's why he cast Nanny Fine,
to guarantee a total disaster.

211
00:15:22,578 --> 00:15:28,385
I knew it! Ha!
I knew she had no talent.

212
00:15:28,385 --> 00:15:31,677
People will be walking out
in the middle of her performance.

213
00:15:31,677 --> 00:15:34,916
Just like one of your dates.

214
00:15:37,051 --> 00:15:39,608
Well, we, we can't tell her.
She'll be crushed.

215
00:15:39,608 --> 00:15:41,864
I know.

216
00:15:41,864 --> 00:15:46,750
On the other hand, if, if I don't tell her,
then she'll be publicly humiliated opening night.

217
00:15:46,750 --> 00:15:50,657
I know. It's a win-win situation.

218
00:15:57,129 --> 00:15:58,988
Maggie, if you wanna go to the Hamptons,

219
00:15:58,988 --> 00:16:03,279
you're gonna have to ask your father
when he's watching Masterpiece Theater.

220
00:16:03,279 --> 00:16:06,786
Yes. Just when his chin drops
down to his chest,

221
00:16:06,786 --> 00:16:10,351
but before he starts snoring.

222
00:16:11,380 --> 00:16:15,575
Yeah, sure.
That's how I got my raise.

223
00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:18,385
We're doing the dance scene!
Places, everybody!

224
00:16:18,385 --> 00:16:22,774
Oh, Maggie, I gotta go. I gotta go
plunge a knife into my heart.

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Oh boy, I'm sounding more like
my mother every day.

226
00:16:26,808 --> 00:16:31,204
Oh, uh, Philipe, I gotta ask you a question.
I don't know what my motivation is here.

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Why does Juliet kill herself?

228
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Because without her Romeo
she has no reason to live.

229
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Oh. Could tell this play was
written by a man.

230
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- I don't know how she got this part.
- Well, she must be sleeping with him.

231
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I slept with him.
I got two lines.

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I got Romeo.

233
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Okay. Romeo?

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Drink your poison...

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Here's to my love.

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Thy drugs act quick,
thus with a kiss...

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- I die.
- Now Juliet awakens.

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Oy, what a night!

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Oh, Romeo, I see poison.

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I see poison has been
your timeless end.

241
00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:47,709
Oh, churl...

242
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Oh happy dagger, this is thy sheath.

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There rust and let me die.

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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...

245
00:18:13,761 --> 00:18:18,245
Oh, oh, oh, hey, hey, oh...

246
00:18:18,245 --> 00:18:22,147
Oh, oh, oh, oh...

247
00:18:22,147 --> 00:18:28,729
Oh, oh, oh...

248
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She's perfect. This play will
die faster than she does.

249
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Oh, oy...

250
00:18:41,856 --> 00:18:46,500
And now, Romeo and
Juliet ascend to heaven.

251
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Oh, my lord Romeo,
I follow thee to heaven.

252
00:18:55,903 --> 00:19:01,664
Whoa... Whoa...

253
00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:07,166
Oy, hey, you guys.
Heaven art that-a-way.

254
00:19:07,717 --> 00:19:11,061
Oh, oh...

255
00:19:11,981 --> 00:19:20,202
Wow, hey... Oh, oh, hey, oh, whoa...

256
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Oh boy, don't worry. I'm okay.

257
00:19:27,991 --> 00:19:32,460
Oh, but it looks like Romeo's got
quite a wedgie going on up there.

258
00:19:32,650 --> 00:19:33,425
Oy...

259
00:19:35,780 --> 00:19:36,555
Hi...

260
00:19:39,529 --> 00:19:44,190
Hi... Gee, you know,
that harness really chafes.

261
00:19:44,190 --> 00:19:48,730
Boy, that Mary Martin must have
had a hide like a rhino.

262
00:19:50,159 --> 00:19:53,286
Hey, I know you.

263
00:19:53,286 --> 00:19:58,014
Well, I have done six Broadway
shows and several national tours.

264
00:19:58,014 --> 00:20:01,142
No, no, it was a commercial.

265
00:20:01,142 --> 00:20:05,716
You're the Less Than Fresh girl.

266
00:20:05,716 --> 00:20:08,970
Oh, Mister Sheffield.

267
00:20:10,511 --> 00:20:14,604
No, please...
People, people, please!

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Come on, back off! Get away!

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Let the man breathe.
Give him some air. Jeez...

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God, she's sleeping with everybody.

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00:20:24,878 --> 00:20:28,968
Watch. Next year
she'll have her own sitcom.

272
00:20:32,156 --> 00:20:35,049
Miss Fine, I, I owe you an apology.

273
00:20:35,049 --> 00:20:39,381
You owe me an apology? Oh, yeah, right.

274
00:20:39,654 --> 00:20:43,435
I was selfish and thoughtless
and I'm extremely sorry.

275
00:20:43,435 --> 00:20:46,992
Oh, thank you, Mister Sheffield.

276
00:20:46,992 --> 00:20:50,337
I'm sorry I called you a doodyhead.

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00:20:50,337 --> 00:20:52,289
Apology accepted.

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- You know, we shouldn't fight anymore.
It's so hard on Niles. - Yeah, I know.

279
00:20:57,584 --> 00:21:02,426
Listen, I, uh, I need to talk to you
about this play. Maybe you better sit down.

280
00:21:02,426 --> 00:21:05,287
Oh, okay. I think I know what
you're gonna say though.

281
00:21:05,287 --> 00:21:07,211
- No, I doubt that.
- Yes, I do.

282
00:21:07,211 --> 00:21:12,943
You're gonna say that you and the kids really
need me at home, and the mansion is a mess.

283
00:21:12,943 --> 00:21:18,318
And I don't belong in this play and
well, you'd be absolutely right.

284
00:21:18,318 --> 00:21:22,251
- I would? - Yeah. Isn't that
what you were gonna say?

285
00:21:22,251 --> 00:21:27,661
Oh, yes. Yes. That was exactly
what... Yes. You read my mind.

286
00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:31,054
Oh, clairvoyance runs in my family.

287
00:21:31,054 --> 00:21:34,654
I got an Aunt Paula that
predicted Hurricane Andrew.

288
00:21:34,654 --> 00:21:40,373
For the first time in history,
there wasn't a single Jew on Miami Beach.

289
00:21:41,397 --> 00:21:44,294
Come on. I'm gonna take you home.

290
00:21:44,294 --> 00:21:47,527
I just hope that Philip
isn't too disappointed.

291
00:21:47,527 --> 00:21:50,984
I mean, he really was counting on me.

292
00:21:50,984 --> 00:21:55,024
Well, Miss Fine, a talent like yours
doesn't come along every day.

293
00:21:55,024 --> 00:21:58,739
True. But you know, between you,
me and the pillars,

294
00:21:58,739 --> 00:22:03,333
that Philipe is not
the greatest director in the world.

295
00:22:03,333 --> 00:22:06,597
And if I'm gonna make
my big Broadway debut,

296
00:22:06,597 --> 00:22:11,888
- I should do it right, in one
of your plays. - Right. Um...

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Now, back to Masterpiece
Theater, Part Twentysix,

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The Lords of Thisbee.

299
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Psst, Maggie, make your move.

300
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- Hi, Dad.
- Hello.

301
00:22:38,043 --> 00:22:41,316
- Are you asleep?
- Uh, yeah...

302
00:22:42,223 --> 00:22:47,284
- Are you gonna let me go to
the Hamptons? - Sure, honey.

303
00:22:48,785 --> 00:22:52,628
When Miss Fine gets her next raise.

304
00:22:53,070 --> 00:22:57,935
Oh, ever since Alistare Cooke
left he doesn't sleep as well.

305
00:23:10,615 --> 00:23:12,584
Lunch!

306
00:23:12,754 --> 00:23:14,613
Oh, good.

307
00:23:15,138 --> 00:23:18,177
Hello. People?

308
00:23:19,809 --> 00:23:21,392
Oh, people?

309
00:23:21,827 --> 00:23:24,598
Where for art thou everyone?

310
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Hello? Oy...