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[Fran]Previously on
The Nanny...
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Niles, listen to me.
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I'm your friend
and I love you.
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Don't spend the rest
of your life wondering.
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Carpe diem.
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[exhales sharply]
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Ms. Babcock.
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Well, I gotta admit,
you surprised me tonight.
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You finally pulled off
something bigger
than your shorts.
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[laughs]
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, you--
You're a--
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You walk like a--
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Marry me.
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Ms. Babcock?
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Ms. Babcock,
are you in here?
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-[knocking]
-[C.C.] Oh, God.
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So, tell me,
what did he say,
what did you say?
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I wanna know all the details.
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[C.C.] Nanny Fine,
I am involved
in a private moment here.
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Must you stand outside
the stall door?
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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I don't mean to be rude.
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I just wanna know...
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what happened
with you and Niles?
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[C.C.] Would you
leave me alone?
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Oy, everybody gets so upset
when I do this.
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-If you must know...
-Yeah?
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I was just proposed to
by the most bloated, pathetic,
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domestic excuse
for a man.
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So, what'd you say?
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Well, it's always been
a dream of mine
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to give up
my Park Avenue penthouse
and move into his room.
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Oh, no, you turned him down
because he's not rich?
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Ms. Babcock, why do you always
think with your head?
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What does your heart say?
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"Don't marry a maid."
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Well, what does your liver say?
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Does that at least say,
"Can the man
take me out for a drink?"
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Nanny Fine,
what is this sudden interest
in my love life?
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Did I interfere
with you and Maxwell?
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Did I push you two together?
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No. You tried to push me
in front of a bus.
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Once, and I apologized.
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I have to go find Yetta
and tell her about this.
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Why? Why Yetta?
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Because she forgets
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and I can tell her
over and over and over again.
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I cannot believe
you are actually enjoying
seeing this man in pain.
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I live for moments like this.
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I mean, he exposed
his deepest feelings
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right out there in public
where I could crush him.
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What would compel him
to do something like that?
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I have no idea.
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Oh, excuse me, sir,
but this is the ladies' room.
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Thank you very much
for your advice.
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Do you have any idea
what a fool I made of myself?
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[Fran] Yeah, I heard.
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But, you know,
just for the record,
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I told you
to express your feelings.
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I did. I asked Ms. Babcock
to marry me.
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Well, in the future,
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may I suggest that before
you propose to a woman
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you start calling her
by her first name.
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I just want you to know
that you have
ruined my entire life
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and I will never
forgive you for this.
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Excuse me.
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Can you see
if they have this
in a size 6?
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♪ She was working
In a bridal shop ♪
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♪ In Flushing, Queens ♪
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♪ Til her boyfriend
Kicked her out ♪
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♪ In one of those
Crushing scenes ♪
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♪ What was she to do?
Where was she to go? ♪
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♪ She was out on her fanny ♪
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♪ So over the bridge
From Flushing ♪
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♪ To the Sheffield's door ♪
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♪ She was there to sell make-up
But the father saw more ♪
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♪ She had style!
She had flair!
She was there ♪
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♪ That's how she became ♪
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♪ The Nanny ♪
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♪ Who would have guessed
That the girl we described ♪
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♪ Was just exactly
What the doctor prescribed? ♪
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♪ Now, the father
Finds her beguiling ♪
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♪ Watch out C.C. ♪
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♪ And the kids
Are actually smiling ♪
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♪ Such joie de vivre ♪
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♪ She's the lady in red ♪
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♪ When everybody else
Is wearing tan ♪
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♪ The flashy girl
From Flushing ♪
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♪ The Nanny named Fran! ♪
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-Oh, darling.
-Oh, hi, sweetie.
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I'm sorry I'm late.
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-I got held up by Niles
this morning.
-Oh!
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It seems
he's really quite upset.
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Oh, poor Niles.
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Yeah, I feel so bad for him.
I wish I could--
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Did he mention names?
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No. No, he just kept repeating
how his life was over
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and he had nothing left
to live for.
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Oh, you know,
he's probably just depressed
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-on account of our show
going from off-Broadway to off.
-[chuckles]
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-I'm sure you're right.
[chuckles]
-Yeah.
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You know what I thought
it was, though? [laughs]
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[laughing] What?
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I thought it was because
he had proposed to C.C.
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and been turned down
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because of some
big-haired woman's bad advice.
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Who do you suppose
that could be?
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Oh, all right,
so I gave him advice.
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He's my friend.
How would I know he would--
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And I thought
you liked my big hair.
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And don't change
the subject.
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What have I been saying
for the last six years? Hm?
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Well, I could tell you what you
didn't say for the first five.
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Don't get involved
in other people's lives.
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Now, why do you have this
constant desire to interfere?
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I have that
obsessive-compulsive thing.
What's it called?
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Yenta.
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I'm the one
that suffers for this.
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I didn't tell him
to propose to her.
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He's been moping
around the house....
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-Hello.
-Hello.
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Dr. Reynolds sends
her sincere apologies.
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She's attending the female
gynecologist convention.
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-Oh.
-Women on Women.
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I'm Margot.
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Dr. Reynolds' sister.
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Oh! Two women doctors
in one family.
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My father has a couple of
sisters on his side
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that both make
dried apple people.
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Well, it seems like
all of your blood levels
are normal
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and everything is going
right according to schedule.
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You know, my husband's mad.
I could use a little sympathy.
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Can't you find
one little thing
wrong with me?
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Well, your hair
is a little big.
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Fran, we recommend
all first-time mommies
carrying twins
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get a little taste of what
it's going to be like.
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So let me introduce you
to baby Frank and baby Karen.
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-Oh!
-Oh, well, what are we supposed
to do with these?
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-Use them for practice.
-Oh.
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-They're programmed to cry
and wet their diapers...
-[Fran giggling]
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...just like real babies.
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Oh, I think this one just
spit up on my jacket.
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See? They do everything
real babies do.
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They're very expensive.
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[laughs] So is the jacket.
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Now, here is their schedule
and you must follow it
as if they were your children.
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-Mm-hm.
-Oh, now--
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We don't have to follow this
to verbatim, do we?
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I mean, for instance,
look, here, tomorrow night
we have plans.
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So, we can just leave them,
pick them up the next night,
right?
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Sure, if you want to come home
and find them dead.
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Oh, Niles, do you mind
if I talk to you about
something for a second?
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What? You want me
to propose to Ms. Babcock
on Jerry Springer,
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so, she can say no
and beat me to a pulp?
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No. I promised my husband
I would no longer interfere
in your personal affairs.
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There will be no more advice
passing through these lips.
Hit it.
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-Niles?
-Yes, Ms. Babcock.
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Do you wanna know
where you went wrong with me
the other night?
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Will you marry me?
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See, that was your mistake,
butler boy.
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You can't rush into
these sort of things.
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-Who do you think I am?
The impetuous, sexy Fran?
-[sighs]
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You're a small man.
Start small.
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Ask me out to dinner first.
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[sighs] Oh, what a fool
I've been.
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So, what you're saying is
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I should go slow
and ask Ms. Babcock
out to dinner.
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How you interpret the play
is entirely up to you.
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Thank you.
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-You know, you were very good.
-Oh, really?
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Yes. I think you should
dust the entire house.
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Fran, Ms. Babcock hates Niles.
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Why do you think she'd go out
to dinner with him?
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Oh, sweetie,
give me a little credit.
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You think I'd go through
all the trouble
of writing this play
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if I wasn't sure
she'd say yes?
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No!
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Oh, please, please,
please go out to dinner
with Niles.
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[dolls crying]
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Oh, Karen, please, I'm trying
to talk to Ms. Babcock.
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-Let me hold her.
-Okay.
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[doll crying]
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[doll stops crying]
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-Wow, you're really good
with kids.
-[chuckles]
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Oh!
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You know, God forbid,
I'm ever in the hospital
on life support,
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don't come visit me.
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Come on, Ms. Babcock,
it's just one little
bitty dinner.
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What's it gonna hurt you?
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Nanny Fine, this is
none of your business.
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My love life involves
me and me alone.
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Well, if you enjoy that,
wait till you add
another person.
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I want a man
who makes my heart pound.
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Someone who sweeps me
off my feet.
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You're halfway there.
You got a guy that sweeps.
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Oh... [sighs]
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Give me one good reason
I should go to dinner
with that man.
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Oh, haven't you ever
done anything just because
it's the nice thing to do?
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Come on. Come on.
I know you have.
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Well, once I gave
a panhandler directions.
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-There you go.
-I told him to go to hell.
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-[clinking]
-[laughing]
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Val, you should
have seen Niles.
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He was so cute,
all dressed up.
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He even bought a corsage
for Ms. Babcock.
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Sort of reminds me of the night
that I took you to the prom.
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Yeah, you looked lovely, Val.
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I'll tell you, I'm so nervous,
I can't wait for him to
come home so I can ask him...
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what his sponge cake recipe is.
Gotta go. Bye, Val.
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Darling, do you have any idea
why Niles is all dressed up
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and asked to borrow
my Paco Rabanne?
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Don't know. Not involved.
Wanna make love?
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Come on.
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-[chuckling]
-Come here, you.
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[doll crying]
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Oh, honey, would you go?
I'm exhausted.
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Darling, I am not getting
out of bed to take care
of a couple of dolls.
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-Well, what if they were
our real babies?
-Then I'd get them.
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So, what are you saying?
You're not gonna get up
and help them
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just because they're dolls?
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Yes.
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I wish you were more wrong,
right now.
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Okay, okay.
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[giggling]
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[both giggle]
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[dolls crying]
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[sighs]
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Oh, I'll tell you,
that Karen is so hyper.
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I'm removing her Energizer.
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Darling, darling, let me
give you some advice.
I've had children.
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-[sighs]
-And you cannot go to them
every time they cry.
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You have to learn
which one's important
and what cry means what.
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Well, this cry means,
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"Mommy can't make love
because she's too distracted."
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That's an important one.
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Thank you, sweetie.
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All right, all right.
Daddy's coming.
Daddy's coming.
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Oh, and, honey,
don't be concerned
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about the little rash
on Frankie's tushy.
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00:12:18,383 --> 00:12:21,660
I just kept him too close
to the toaster oven.
242
00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:24,000
Honey?
243
00:12:24,450 --> 00:12:27,116
Honey, did you hear me?
244
00:12:27,150 --> 00:12:29,433
Frankie's tushy is-- Oh!
245
00:12:31,366 --> 00:12:33,100
Thank you once again.
246
00:12:33,133 --> 00:12:36,483
This was the worst night
of my entire life.
247
00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:38,333
What could be worse
than the other night
248
00:12:38,366 --> 00:12:40,200
when you proposed to her
and she said no?
249
00:12:40,233 --> 00:12:43,300
Tonight,
when I proposed to her
and she said no.
250
00:12:43,333 --> 00:12:45,416
You proposed to her again?
251
00:12:45,450 --> 00:12:47,466
Did you learn nothing
from my play?
252
00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:53,183
Oh, I knew that Brighton
wasn't conveying
the right pathos.
253
00:12:53,216 --> 00:12:55,200
I just don't understand
what went wrong.
254
00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:57,830
We were getting along so well.
255
00:12:57,116 --> 00:12:58,483
We ordered
our chicken piccata,
she said...
256
00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:02,250
"I'm so hungry
I could eat a horse,"
and I said nothing.
257
00:13:03,266 --> 00:13:05,483
You said,
"Will you marry me?"
258
00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:08,500
and she probably
laughed in your face, again.
259
00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:10,166
She did not laugh
in my face.
260
00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:12,483
She said, "Stop asking me,
I won't marry you.
261
00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:15,316
I don't like you,
and call the waiter,
my breasts are dry."
262
00:13:15,350 --> 00:13:17,133
And still, I said nothing.
263
00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:20,400
I can tell you this much.
264
00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:22,333
I can no longer stay
under the same roof
with that woman.
265
00:13:22,366 --> 00:13:23,433
It's just too humiliating.
266
00:13:23,466 --> 00:13:25,830
Now I tried
to take your advice,
267
00:13:25,116 --> 00:13:26,416
I tried to do
what you said to do,
268
00:13:26,450 --> 00:13:28,216
and it just didn't work,
269
00:13:28,250 --> 00:13:30,000
so now I'm gonna
have to quit.
270
00:13:31,366 --> 00:13:33,366
-Quit?
-Oh!
271
00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:36,333
Sweetie, I'm in the mood
to make love now.
272
00:13:40,216 --> 00:13:43,383
-Oh, Fran, these dolls
bring back such memories.
-Mmm.
273
00:13:43,416 --> 00:13:45,366
Remember when I had
a doll like this
274
00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:48,116
-and how much you loved
playing with it?
-Mm-hm.
275
00:13:48,150 --> 00:13:50,233
Then one day
it just disappeared
276
00:13:50,266 --> 00:13:53,300
and then you got one
exactly like it
the next day...
277
00:13:55,333 --> 00:13:57,150
and I was so jealous.
278
00:13:58,316 --> 00:13:59,383
Remember?
279
00:13:59,416 --> 00:14:01,483
-Ah, vaguely.
-Yeah.
280
00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:06,450
Oh, Val, I can't believe
Maxwell is so furious with me.
281
00:14:06,483 --> 00:14:09,500
I mean, this is not
the worst thing
I've ever done.
282
00:14:09,830 --> 00:14:10,433
Why is he so mad at me
this time?
283
00:14:10,466 --> 00:14:12,366
'Cause he found out
about this one.
284
00:14:15,100 --> 00:14:17,330
-That made all the difference.
-[Val] Mmm!
285
00:14:18,330 --> 00:14:21,660
-[doll crying]
-Oh, sweetie.
286
00:14:22,333 --> 00:14:24,250
Ah, look at this.
287
00:14:24,283 --> 00:14:27,216
Brings back memories
of motherhood.
288
00:14:27,250 --> 00:14:31,233
Oh, Ma, what did you do
when me and Nadine
started to cry?
289
00:14:31,266 --> 00:14:34,283
I left the room.
The sound was so annoying.
290
00:14:37,183 --> 00:14:38,383
Fran, I hope it's okay.
291
00:14:38,416 --> 00:14:41,133
-Niles wants to borrow
your suitcase.
-All right.
292
00:14:41,166 --> 00:14:43,000
Oh, my God.
293
00:14:43,330 --> 00:14:46,316
That looks just like the luggage
my mother loaned you, Sylvia.
294
00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:53,250
Remember when you
went to Puerto Vallarta
and the airport lost it?
295
00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:55,483
-Ah, vaguely.
-Yeah.
296
00:14:58,830 --> 00:15:02,100
Oh, Val, how am I gonna get
Niles to stay on?
297
00:15:02,133 --> 00:15:04,200
My husband told me
I have to butt out,
298
00:15:04,233 --> 00:15:07,160
but I can't butt out
until I butt in.
299
00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:10,116
It's a whole
hokey-poky syndrome.
300
00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:14,416
Fran, maybe you should talk
to Ms. Babcock.
301
00:15:14,450 --> 00:15:17,160
She's gotta have
some feelings.
302
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:20,660
[laughing] You guys,
listen to this.
303
00:15:20,100 --> 00:15:22,100
[C.C]I'll have
chicken piccata.
304
00:15:22,133 --> 00:15:24,183
-[Niles]Will you marry me?
-[laughing]
305
00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:26,383
You know, the great thing is
306
00:15:26,416 --> 00:15:29,216
these little tapes fit
on my answering machine.
307
00:15:31,466 --> 00:15:33,166
[gasps] Oh!
308
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:37,333
I am never going
to convince her
not to humiliate Niles.
309
00:15:37,366 --> 00:15:40,166
Well, if you're gonna try,
now's your chance.
310
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,216
She's in a really good mood.
311
00:15:46,660 --> 00:15:50,500
Oh, Ms. Babcock, please,
please, apologize to Niles
312
00:15:50,830 --> 00:15:53,366
and promise him that
you won't bring it up again
or rub it in his face.
313
00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:56,330
Um... no.
314
00:15:58,100 --> 00:16:00,160
Nanny Fine, do you remember
when I told you
315
00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:01,450
that I was waiting
for that magic?
316
00:16:01,483 --> 00:16:04,830
For something that just
makes my heart pound?
317
00:16:04,116 --> 00:16:07,116
-Yes.
-Well, I've got it right here.
318
00:16:07,150 --> 00:16:09,233
So, you might as well
just save your breath, sister,
319
00:16:09,266 --> 00:16:13,233
'cause I am gonna milk this
for everything it's worth.
320
00:16:13,266 --> 00:16:16,660
Oh, C.C., there you are.
Niles.
321
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:19,330
Now, look here, C.C.,
I refuse to let Niles quit
322
00:16:19,660 --> 00:16:20,283
because of this ridiculous
nonsense
323
00:16:20,316 --> 00:16:22,233
going on between the two of you.
Do you understand?
324
00:16:22,266 --> 00:16:24,830
I want you to talk to him,
325
00:16:24,116 --> 00:16:26,160
I want you to tell him
you're not gonna rub it
in his face and fix it.
326
00:16:26,316 --> 00:16:27,350
Okay.
327
00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:34,160
-Oh, God.
-Niles, get back down here now.
328
00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:37,330
Niles, I'm sorry
this whole thing happened.
329
00:16:37,660 --> 00:16:39,250
Let's just put the past
in the past.
330
00:16:39,283 --> 00:16:41,383
So you proposed to me
four times.
331
00:16:41,416 --> 00:16:43,483
-Four?
-Four?
332
00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:46,830
Forget it.
I've been humiliated enough.
333
00:16:46,116 --> 00:16:47,350
C.C. C.C.?
334
00:16:47,383 --> 00:16:51,160
Niles, I'm trying to say
something nice.
Help me, Nanny Fine.
335
00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:52,416
What she's trying
to say is that
336
00:16:52,450 --> 00:16:55,416
she knows she'd be
damn lucky to have you but...
337
00:16:56,300 --> 00:16:57,350
she's a lesbian.
338
00:17:00,116 --> 00:17:01,400
I am not.
339
00:17:03,216 --> 00:17:05,166
[sighs]
340
00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:08,150
Look, what happened
happened,
341
00:17:08,183 --> 00:17:10,150
but it's just between
the four of us.
342
00:17:10,183 --> 00:17:11,383
Nobody else
ever has to know.
343
00:17:11,416 --> 00:17:14,416
I promise I will never
tell another soul.
344
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:17,160
-[button clicks]
-[Niles] Will you marry me?
345
00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:19,366
I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
I pressed it by accident.
346
00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:21,133
That's it.
I am out of here.
347
00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:22,433
She is never going to
let this go.
348
00:17:22,466 --> 00:17:25,500
An elephant never forgets.
349
00:17:25,830 --> 00:17:29,466
Oh, please, you used
that pathetic line on me
three years ago.
350
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,483
See?
351
00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:34,200
Maxwell, I cannot do this.
352
00:17:34,233 --> 00:17:36,283
Niles, I'm sorry
you're quitting,
353
00:17:36,316 --> 00:17:38,350
but I'm sure you have
a career to fall back on.
354
00:17:38,383 --> 00:17:41,283
You know, in case this dream
didn't pan out.
355
00:17:41,316 --> 00:17:44,500
Well, whatever I have to
fall back on isn't half as big
356
00:17:44,830 --> 00:17:45,233
as what you have to
fall back on.
357
00:17:47,116 --> 00:17:48,416
I don't think this is going
very well.
358
00:17:48,450 --> 00:17:51,483
No. No, honey,
this is going great.
359
00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:53,400
This is their natural habitat.
360
00:17:53,433 --> 00:17:55,316
We're the strangers.
361
00:17:55,350 --> 00:17:58,166
Just don't use a flash.
It startles them.
362
00:17:58,200 --> 00:17:59,416
They could charge.
363
00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:03,830
Me marry you? Please!
364
00:18:03,116 --> 00:18:06,366
You are a pathetic
excuse for a man.
365
00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:08,500
Ditto!
366
00:18:09,366 --> 00:18:13,160
But at least I know
when it's time to move on.
367
00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:15,160
You are going to spend
the rest of your life
368
00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:17,500
pining for a man
who doesn't love you
369
00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:19,366
and who's married a woman
half your age.
370
00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:22,250
Oh, Niles, please don't go.
371
00:18:23,216 --> 00:18:24,266
Look around you.
372
00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:26,250
They're married.
They're starting a family.
373
00:18:26,283 --> 00:18:29,830
Where are you going to be
10-20 years from now?
374
00:18:29,116 --> 00:18:32,200
You're going to be saying
Merry Christmas
to your friends in rehab
375
00:18:32,233 --> 00:18:34,283
and wondering
what might have been.
376
00:18:39,150 --> 00:18:41,133
I'll be leaving first thing
in the morning, sir.
377
00:18:47,166 --> 00:18:49,000
Oh, my God, he's right.
378
00:18:50,350 --> 00:18:52,333
The best years of my life
are gone.
379
00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:54,333
And they sucked.
380
00:18:58,100 --> 00:19:00,300
I have always stayed too long
at the fair.
381
00:19:02,660 --> 00:19:03,166
Well, not this time.
382
00:19:05,116 --> 00:19:06,316
I have to move on.
383
00:19:09,216 --> 00:19:12,116
Maxwell, my resignation
will be on your desk
in the morning.
384
00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:22,233
[scoffs]
You see what happens
when you interfere?
385
00:19:38,466 --> 00:19:40,233
They're in here,
aren't they?
386
00:19:41,350 --> 00:19:42,350
No.
387
00:19:42,383 --> 00:19:44,116
[dolls crying]
388
00:19:45,466 --> 00:19:48,330
Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry.
389
00:19:48,660 --> 00:19:50,150
It's just that
they were upset
about Niles.
390
00:19:50,183 --> 00:19:52,500
You know, they sense things.
391
00:19:52,830 --> 00:19:55,400
They're rubber,
and their butts are stamped
"Made in Taiwan."
392
00:19:57,100 --> 00:19:58,433
What can they sense?
393
00:19:58,466 --> 00:20:00,483
That their daddy
doesn't love them.
394
00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:02,300
Me?
395
00:20:02,333 --> 00:20:05,116
You're the one
who almost melted Frankie
on the toaster oven.
396
00:20:07,330 --> 00:20:09,383
Well, I was trying
to make you a pita pocket.
397
00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:12,830
[sighs] I need Niles.
398
00:20:12,116 --> 00:20:15,166
Darling, I know
he's your best friend.
399
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:17,200
I know how you feel
about him.
400
00:20:17,233 --> 00:20:20,333
I know it must be hard for you
to see Ms. Babcock go
401
00:20:20,366 --> 00:20:24,330
seeing as you both
were romantically involved.
402
00:20:24,660 --> 00:20:25,166
We were not.
403
00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:28,830
Just checking.
404
00:20:28,116 --> 00:20:32,330
I don't know,
maybe this is the best thing
for both of them.
405
00:20:32,660 --> 00:20:35,233
I mean, you and I, we made
a huge change in our life.
406
00:20:35,266 --> 00:20:38,150
Maybe they deserve
to do the same.
407
00:20:38,183 --> 00:20:40,383
Oh, I know you're right.
I'm being selfish.
408
00:20:40,416 --> 00:20:44,300
I mean, there are so many things
a man like Niles
can do out there.
409
00:20:44,333 --> 00:20:46,660
Can you think of any?
410
00:20:48,250 --> 00:20:50,830
C.C. will be all right.
411
00:20:50,116 --> 00:20:52,300
I mean, she could find
a position in any organization
that needs a...
412
00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:54,283
they...
413
00:20:55,350 --> 00:20:57,183
-We have to stop them.
-Oh.
414
00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:00,433
The first thing
that we're gonna do
415
00:21:00,466 --> 00:21:04,450
is tell Niles how much
we love and value him.
416
00:21:04,483 --> 00:21:06,466
And then, we're gonna
let him know
417
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:10,183
that he is an important member
of our family.
418
00:21:10,216 --> 00:21:12,300
What floor is his room on?
The first or the second?
419
00:21:12,333 --> 00:21:14,000
Oh, I'll follow you.
I'll follow you.
420
00:21:17,266 --> 00:21:20,216
You know...
he's a very heavy sleeper.
421
00:21:20,250 --> 00:21:23,216
Sometimes 3:00, 4:00 a.m.
in the morning I'll ring him up
for a diet soda,
422
00:21:23,250 --> 00:21:25,000
I get no answer.
423
00:21:47,450 --> 00:21:48,483
Hi, Yetta.
424
00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:54,000
Hello.
425
00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:57,250
You want me
to make you something to eat?
426
00:21:58,433 --> 00:22:00,330
You cook?
427
00:22:05,283 --> 00:22:07,266
[theme music playing]
428
00:22:23,266 --> 00:22:24,250
[theme music ends]