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Yetta, I love you.
I gotta go, sweetie.
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No, you can't
talk to them now.
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Okay, here they are.
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Oh, we need to talk.
I've got such
exciting news.
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Uh, calm down, calm down.
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They're not geniuses.
That was Niles talking.
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Okay, I'm gonna go now.
I love you too.
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[kissing] Bye.
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What is the one thing
that separates me
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from all the
successful people
in this world?
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Success?
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-This.
-Oh, no.
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You didn't write another
Seinfeld episode, did you?
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Sweetie, it's over.
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No, no, no.
No, this is a new play.
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A friend of mine wrote it
and it's wonderful.
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-Oh.
-I'm going to show it
to Mr. Sheffield,
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he'll love it, produce it,
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I'll be his partner,
become rich,
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and finally be able
to get out
of this stinking,
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rotten excuse
for an existence.
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Not that it hasn't
been a blast.
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-Good morning.
-[Niles] Oh, sir.
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I got something
very important
to discuss with you.
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And I know you'll listen
since you have great respect
for my opinions.
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Oh, uh, by the way,
have you scraped off
my riding boots like I asked?
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Yes, yes.
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Sir, I have discovered
a wonderful new play
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-that I would
consider selling--
-Hmm?
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Okay, giving,
to Sheffield/Babcock
Productions
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-in exchange for
becoming a partner.
-What?
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Okay, co-part-- Associate.
Junior. Assistant.
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All right,
I'll fetch the lattes.
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But we are partners,
old man.
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I run the business,
you run the home.
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I'm good at my specialty,
you are wonderful at yours.
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Now, you wouldn't
want to go and fiddle
with what I consider
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to be one of the most
successful partnerships
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everyone has ever known,
would you?
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No, of course not, sir.
Thank you, sir.
Goodbye, sir.
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Thank you.
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-Oh, well, I lost
that exchange, didn't I?
-Oh, yes, sir.
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[groans]
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Well, forget it.
What was I thinking?
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She's only ever
going to think of me
as just a domestic.
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-Who?
-Oh, no one.
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Niles, are you doing
all this to impress
a woman?
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Well, maybe. A little.
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Sorta. Kinda.
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-Oh, are you in love?
-Oh, maybe.
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A little.
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Sorta. Kinda.
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[sighs] But I'm...
I'm just dreaming.
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There's no way that
she would ever consider me.
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Oh, no, you're not still
writing to Petula Clark,
are you?
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Oh, no, no, no. This...
This isn't an infatuation.
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No, this is deep.
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I think... I think
this might really be it.
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-Well, have you told her
how you feel?
-Oh, God, no.
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Well, you gotta
let her know.
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I mean, what woman
wouldn't be thrilled
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-to have you in her life?
-Oh. [chuckles]
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Hello, hello.
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♪ She was working
In a bridal shop ♪
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♪ In Flushing, Queens ♪
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♪ Til her boyfriend
Kicked her out ♪
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♪ In one of those
Crushing scenes ♪
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♪ What was she to do?
Where was she to go? ♪
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♪ She was out on her fanny ♪
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♪ So over the bridge
From Flushing ♪
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♪ To the Sheffield's door ♪
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♪ She was there to sell make-up
But the father saw more ♪
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♪ She had style!
She had flair!
She was there ♪
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♪ That's how she became ♪
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♪ The Nanny ♪
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♪ Who would have guessed
That the girl we described ♪
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♪ Was just exactly
What the doctor prescribed? ♪
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♪ Now, the father
Finds her beguiling ♪
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♪ Watch out C.C. ♪
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♪ And the kids
Are actually smiling ♪
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♪ Such joie de vivre ♪
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♪ She's the lady in red ♪
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♪ When everybody else
Is wearing tan ♪
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♪ The flashy girl
From Flushing ♪
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♪ The Nanny named Fran! ♪
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Niles, I have been buzzing
for over an hour.
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What do I have to do
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to get some milk
for my coffee?
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Hover over a bucket.
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[chuckles]
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You find that funny?
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No, I'm laughing
at the way
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that little thing
under his chin
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jiggles back and forth
when he talks.
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What is this, foreplay?
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Uh, Ms. Babcock, let me have
a word with you.
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You know,
if you wanna have
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a long-term relationship
with a man
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you know, other than
my husband...
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Let me give you
a little bit of advice.
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-We're friends.
-Nanny Fine,
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I may have to
accept the fact
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that you snagged
my boyfriend
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and are about to breed
what should be my babies.
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C.C.
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My babies!
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You do realize
that's my wife
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you're speaking to,
don't you?
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Of course.
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I just didn't know
you were standing
right behind me.
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Well, this animosity
has been going on
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far too long, C.C.
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And frankly,
I'm sick of it.
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Now, either you make friends
and get along with my wife,
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or there's no place
for you in our home
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and I'll have to
dissolve our partnership.
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Ooh!
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Maxwell, I was just
funning with her.
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We're friends,
just like I was
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with your first wife Sally.
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-Sara.
-[C.C] Sara!
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I love the smell of Nair
that lingers when
she leaves a room.
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Who are you?
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Are you telling me that
all those years that
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you put dishwater
in her coffee
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and changed her lip balm
for glue stick,
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and called her a cow,
you were flirting?
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What? No good?
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Oh, Niles, why don't you
just tell her how you feel?
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Oh, God, no. Not until I have
a successful career.
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A substantial income.
A home.
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-Oh, God.
-What?
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She's never gonna know.
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Well, here's what
you're gonna do.
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You are going to produce
this play yourself, mister.
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And I am going to help you.
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Because you're my friend
and I love you,
and I want you to be happy.
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Is this your way
of telling me
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that you've upped
the number of
baby shower guests
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I'm going to have to
cook for to 75?
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Well, maybe. Kinda.
Sorta. 100.
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Okay, partner,
the first thing
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you need to do is
read the play
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and tell me what you think.
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Very good. Great.
I'll do that.
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You know, it's so heavy.
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I don't need to read it.
If you say it's great,
it's great.
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Now, come on, if you're
going to be a producer,
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you have to do the work.
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You're right. Okay.
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I'll have Gracie read it.
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Hey, uh, kid.
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Listen, I really screwed up
with your old man.
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And I need your help
to weasel back
into his good graces.
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Uh, why should I help you?
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I'll give you $10,000.
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Okay.
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-It's Grace.
-Oh, thank you.
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Wait a minute.
I don't want you.
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You're the little one.
I want the big one.
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-Uh, Maggie.
-What?
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I was right?
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You know, I have always felt
a special closeness to you.
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I watched you grow up.
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I danced at your wedding.
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Did you have a good time?
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Well, let's just say,
I didn't go home alone.
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She's never been married.
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Where's the boy?
Where's the boy?
Oh, oh, Trevor.
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[groans]
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Yeah.
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[gasps] I was right again?
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Listen, I have always felt
a special closeness to...
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Ah, should be here.
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-How's it going, partner?
-Oh, terribly.
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Bernadette Peters' agent
wouldn't even take my call.
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They've never heard of me.
Me, Niles.
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They do backflips
for me at the A&P.
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Well, I've been watching
Maxwell and Ms. Babcock
do this for years.
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We're gonna have to do
what they do
to get things done.
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-What's that?
-We'll use their names.
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But then people will think
that we're them.
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Hello?
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Or should I say,
"Hello, hello."
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And you'll have to
be Maxwell.
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-Can you do an English accent?
-I'll try.
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Oh, but we still have
one big problem.
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We can't afford
to send a messenger
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to give the scripts out
to people to read.
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What are we gonna do
for money?
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[Niles clears throat]
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Oh, no. I mean,
it's one thing
to steal their names,
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but it's very, very wrong
to use his business account.
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-Mmm.
-I'll use our joint account.
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Yeah. That's what I'll do.
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You know, Maxwell gave me
full access to that.
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Oh, how much is in there?
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Not a lot. He says that
I'm not good with money.
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And everybody knows that
you have the first penny
that you ever earned here.
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Well, that will pay
for the messenger.
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Well, we'll worry
about that later.
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-Get into your position.
-What position?
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-Your Maxwell position.
-Oh.
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-[dialing]
-Well, I'll just call
that agent right now.
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[phone ringing]
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[woman on phone]Hello?
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Uh, yes. This is
Sheffield/Babcock Productions.
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And Mr. Sheffield
has a property
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and he would like to speak
with Bernadette Peters' agent.
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ASPCA.
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[woman on phone]
One moment, please.
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"One moment, please."
This is gonna be
a piece of cake.
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Oh, C.C., you're brilliant.
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-Oh, Maxwell.
-Ah.
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We make such a great couple.
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But I know I can't compete
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with that gorgeous
sexy brunette
you married.
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Ooh.
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I got you.
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We knew you were
coming in here.
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[Niles and Fran laughing]
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-You see, I told you
he wouldn't find this funny.
-Yeah, he said it.
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-Now, if you don't mind,
I have work to do.
-Okay.
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It was her idea.
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It was his idea.
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Oh, would you look at you,
Mr. Producer man.
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Oh, C.C. is gonna be
so major league turned on
when she sees you.
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You know,
women love powerful men.
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Strong, confident.
[sniffing]
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-What's that smell?
-Nice, huh?
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I lemon-Pledged
all the folding chairs.
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Well, we'll just leave
that part out.
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You know, I've been thinking.
This is such a star vehicle.
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I... I really wish
we'd been able
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to get a bigger name
than Madeline Porter.
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Why? She's a huge
soap star.
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Didn't you ever watch
Edge of Life?
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Of course, 30 years ago
before it was canceled.
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What has she done
since that?
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This.
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Hello, darlings.
Oh, sorry I'm late.
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I was held up at lunch.
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Oh, Ms. Porter,
did you enjoy the script?
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Oh, I didn't read it.
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Much too heavy.
246
00:11:52,316 --> 00:11:54,830
This is ridiculous.
247
00:11:54,116 --> 00:11:56,283
No one is going to buy
that she is
a 24-year-old ingénue.
248
00:11:56,316 --> 00:11:58,166
Oh, sure they will.
249
00:11:58,200 --> 00:12:00,000
We can't afford any lights.
250
00:12:00,330 --> 00:12:01,233
But, you know,
my Uncle Heffy
251
00:12:01,266 --> 00:12:03,660
is supplying us
with the tickets.
252
00:12:03,100 --> 00:12:06,216
And they turn into sponges
when you wet 'em.
253
00:12:06,250 --> 00:12:09,450
Wouldn't it be ironic
if this was a big hit
and they got all the credit?
254
00:12:09,483 --> 00:12:12,200
And we were the best things
that ever happened
255
00:12:12,233 --> 00:12:14,116
to Sheffield/Babcock
Productions.
256
00:12:15,366 --> 00:12:17,450
Maxwell Sheffield
and C.C. Babcock?
257
00:12:17,483 --> 00:12:19,216
Uh, you know
what they look like?
258
00:12:19,250 --> 00:12:21,216
-No.
-Then, yeah,
sure, that's us.
259
00:12:22,350 --> 00:12:24,450
-This is for you.
-[both] Oh, thank you.
260
00:12:24,483 --> 00:12:26,116
-What is it?
-Mmm.
261
00:12:26,150 --> 00:12:28,100
"Sheffield/Babcock Productions
is hereby notified
262
00:12:28,133 --> 00:12:31,330
that they are in violation
of city codes,"
a bunch of numbers...
263
00:12:31,660 --> 00:12:35,000
"Hereby ordered to pay
a fine of $250,000."
[gasping]
264
00:12:35,330 --> 00:12:37,483
Go pick up my dry cleaning,
put gas in the limo,
265
00:12:38,160 --> 00:12:40,483
and bring me
a double decaf cappuccino.
266
00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:44,000
What are you yelling
at him for?
We're the ones in trouble.
267
00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:47,116
Oh, just clinging
to my final moments
as a producer.
268
00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:53,266
Well, on the bright side,
269
00:12:53,300 --> 00:12:56,366
there are still
two theater codes
that we didn't violate.
270
00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:57,433
Oh, no, I'm wrong.
271
00:12:59,660 --> 00:13:00,400
What am I going to do?
272
00:13:00,433 --> 00:13:04,450
All the dreams I had of
impressing Ms. Babcock
have gone up in smoke.
273
00:13:04,483 --> 00:13:09,150
Oh. Why don't you just
tell her how you feel?
274
00:13:09,183 --> 00:13:12,483
I mean, maybe she's got
more depth than you
give her credit for.
275
00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:15,433
Listen, people don't have to be
in the same position in life
276
00:13:15,466 --> 00:13:17,466
-to fall in love.
-Well, that's certainly true.
277
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,133
Mr. Sheffield fell
in love with you
278
00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:20,283
-when you were just a nanny.
-That's right.
279
00:13:20,316 --> 00:13:22,660
And you didn't have
any formal education
280
00:13:22,100 --> 00:13:24,100
or fit into
his circle of friends.
281
00:13:24,133 --> 00:13:26,133
Yeah, but I could fit into
a size 2 mini skirt
282
00:13:26,166 --> 00:13:27,283
and that kind of
gave me an edge.
283
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:32,160
But that's not the only reason
he fell in love with me.
284
00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:33,433
I let him know how I felt.
285
00:13:33,466 --> 00:13:36,200
Every chance you got.
286
00:13:36,233 --> 00:13:39,216
For five long years.
287
00:13:39,250 --> 00:13:41,200
Well, since you're
so used to telling him things,
288
00:13:41,233 --> 00:13:44,116
are you going to tell him
that we cost his company
a quarter of a million dollars?
289
00:13:44,150 --> 00:13:46,233
Yes, I am. But with
one little change.
290
00:13:46,266 --> 00:13:47,466
I'm gonna blame
the whole thing on you.
291
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,216
-[groans]
-Well, I can't take
the risk anymore.
292
00:13:50,250 --> 00:13:54,350
-I can't fit into
a size 2 nowadays.
-Mmm.
293
00:13:54,383 --> 00:13:56,300
-[softly] There's Ms. Babcock.
-Go talk to her.
294
00:13:56,333 --> 00:13:58,183
-No, what do I say?
-Now. Go.
295
00:13:58,216 --> 00:13:59,283
Tell her how you feel.
296
00:14:01,366 --> 00:14:03,350
-I love you. Nothing.
-What?
297
00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:14,366
Nanny Fine,
you look so pretty.
298
00:14:16,450 --> 00:14:20,100
Mrs. Sheffield,
I love the way...
299
00:14:20,133 --> 00:14:23,216
Oh, I cannot do this.
300
00:14:23,250 --> 00:14:26,330
I have got to
find some way
to not hate you
301
00:14:26,660 --> 00:14:29,316
or Maxwell is just gonna
kick me out on my butt.
302
00:14:29,350 --> 00:14:33,660
All right, from now on,
no matter what you say,
303
00:14:33,100 --> 00:14:37,300
no matter what you do,
I am going to treat you
with courtesy and respect.
304
00:14:37,333 --> 00:14:40,500
-No matter what?
-No matter what.
305
00:14:40,830 --> 00:14:42,200
Even if you're
totally justified
in hating me?
306
00:14:42,233 --> 00:14:44,333
Yep.
307
00:14:44,366 --> 00:14:48,000
Niles and I used your names
to produce a play of our own
308
00:14:48,330 --> 00:14:51,660
and ended up getting
Sheffield/Babcock
Productions sued
309
00:14:51,100 --> 00:14:53,100
for a quarter
of a million dollars.
310
00:15:05,216 --> 00:15:10,830
I'm gonna kill you,
you stupid, useless,
big head...
311
00:15:10,116 --> 00:15:14,133
Angel, what lucky babies.
312
00:15:14,166 --> 00:15:17,500
Look how nicely
the two of you
are getting along.
313
00:15:17,830 --> 00:15:20,100
Now, that's very nice,
C.C. You keep it up.
314
00:15:22,216 --> 00:15:24,200
[whispers] Okay.
Here's the deal, Ms. Babcock.
315
00:15:24,233 --> 00:15:26,316
If you help me and Niles
out of this jam,
316
00:15:26,350 --> 00:15:29,400
I will tell Maxwell
that you're being
nice to me
317
00:15:29,433 --> 00:15:31,216
and you really
don't have to be.
318
00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:33,116
I've got a better idea.
319
00:15:33,150 --> 00:15:35,250
Why don't I just wait
for Maxwell to find out
320
00:15:35,283 --> 00:15:39,500
that you used his name
to produce a play,
321
00:15:39,830 --> 00:15:41,500
and then I won't have to
worry about liking you
322
00:15:41,830 --> 00:15:43,200
because he'll despise you
as much as I do.
323
00:15:45,366 --> 00:15:49,660
Oh, it's gonna be
a bloodbath.
324
00:15:53,350 --> 00:15:56,216
I don't know
what he sees in her.
325
00:16:02,660 --> 00:16:05,200
Fran, I'm a really bad actor.
He's gonna see
right through this.
326
00:16:05,233 --> 00:16:06,466
It's not fun. Don't.
327
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,133
-Tell him what
I told you to say.
-Please, please, please.
328
00:16:10,133 --> 00:16:12,133
Um, Dad, uh, you know,
329
00:16:12,166 --> 00:16:14,150
Fran's in the living room
crying
330
00:16:14,183 --> 00:16:17,466
and I think
she really needs some...
331
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,200
[Fran whispering]
Comfort. Oy.
332
00:16:19,233 --> 00:16:20,383
Comfort. Oy.
333
00:16:24,333 --> 00:16:26,383
Oh, the poor thing.
334
00:16:26,416 --> 00:16:31,000
She's feeling a little more
emotional these days
because of the pregnancy.
335
00:16:31,330 --> 00:16:32,116
Thank you.
336
00:16:37,416 --> 00:16:42,330
Fran, darling,
what's the matter?
Is anything wrong?
337
00:16:46,366 --> 00:16:48,166
Did one of the children
do something?
338
00:16:51,416 --> 00:16:52,466
Did I do something?
339
00:16:55,150 --> 00:16:58,200
Oh. Are you feeling
a little bit neglected?
340
00:16:58,233 --> 00:17:00,283
-Mmm.
-Oh.
341
00:17:00,316 --> 00:17:03,350
Because I'm so busy
working on this sitcom?
342
00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:07,316
-Yeah.
-Oh, darling, I'm sorry.
343
00:17:07,350 --> 00:17:09,466
It's just, there are
so many things
to take care of
344
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,133
before this move
to California.
345
00:17:12,166 --> 00:17:15,300
I've never produced
a television show before.
346
00:17:15,333 --> 00:17:18,100
-Mmm.
-You know what I think?
347
00:17:18,133 --> 00:17:20,316
I think you need to
get out there
a little more.
348
00:17:20,350 --> 00:17:25,500
Have some fun.
Go create some
new projects for yourself.
349
00:17:25,830 --> 00:17:29,300
Uh... And you
wouldn't mind if I...
I did that?
350
00:17:31,366 --> 00:17:34,333
No, of course not,
my darling.
351
00:17:34,366 --> 00:17:38,316
I'd fully support you
in anything you wanted to do.
352
00:17:39,316 --> 00:17:40,300
Anything?
353
00:17:42,333 --> 00:17:44,266
[Maxwell] You what?
354
00:17:44,300 --> 00:17:46,660
[both] She told him.
355
00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:48,433
Oh, this just isn't right.
356
00:17:48,466 --> 00:17:51,830
She's in there taking
all the blame herself.
357
00:17:51,116 --> 00:17:53,300
-She's such a good friend.
-[Maxwell] Niles!
358
00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:54,366
[groans]
359
00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:10,216
-Thank you.
Thank you so much.
-Bravo. Bravo.
360
00:18:10,250 --> 00:18:12,133
Thank you. Aw.
361
00:18:12,166 --> 00:18:15,250
What a glorious
opening night.
I wish I could stay.
362
00:18:15,283 --> 00:18:18,150
Oh. Do you have
another party to go to?
363
00:18:18,183 --> 00:18:21,350
No, I've got to refill
the sugar dispensers
for the morning rush.
364
00:18:21,383 --> 00:18:24,383
Oh, okay.
365
00:18:24,416 --> 00:18:27,350
Would you care
for a donut, Yetta?
366
00:18:27,383 --> 00:18:30,316
None of these have bones
in them, do they?
367
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:36,500
No. The bear claws might.
368
00:18:36,830 --> 00:18:39,150
Oh, sweetie, I really like
this whole producing thing.
369
00:18:39,183 --> 00:18:41,216
I think that maybe
we should become a team.
370
00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:43,333
I mean, you gotta admit,
I was pretty good at it.
371
00:18:43,366 --> 00:18:46,433
Uh, well... Well, darling,
you almost cost me
a quarter of a million dollars.
372
00:18:46,466 --> 00:18:49,383
I had to come down here
and fix everything myself.
373
00:18:49,416 --> 00:18:51,433
Oh, well,
what kind of a team
would we be
374
00:18:51,466 --> 00:18:53,300
if we both screwed up?
375
00:18:56,150 --> 00:18:58,330
-Niles. Niles.
-Mmm.
376
00:18:58,660 --> 00:19:00,416
You're a successful producer
and you're standing over here.
377
00:19:00,450 --> 00:19:02,183
[Niles] Mmm-hmm.
378
00:19:02,216 --> 00:19:04,316
There's Ms. Babcock,
the woman that you love
over there.
379
00:19:04,350 --> 00:19:06,133
-Mmm. Oh!
-Not good.
380
00:19:06,166 --> 00:19:07,433
-Go ahead.
-Oh.
381
00:19:07,466 --> 00:19:09,166
I don't know
what to say. I...
382
00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:11,830
I'm as giddy
as a school girl.
383
00:19:13,350 --> 00:19:15,350
Yeah, well,
don't open with that.
384
00:19:17,166 --> 00:19:19,830
Niles, listen to me.
385
00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:21,100
I'm your friend
and I love you.
386
00:19:21,133 --> 00:19:24,433
Don't spend the rest
of your life wondering.
387
00:19:24,466 --> 00:19:26,416
Carpe diem.
388
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:29,266
[exhales sharply]
389
00:19:35,830 --> 00:19:36,200
Ms. Babcock.
390
00:19:36,233 --> 00:19:40,160
Well, I gotta admit,
you surprised me tonight.
391
00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:42,433
You finally pulled off
something bigger
than your shorts.
392
00:19:42,466 --> 00:19:43,450
[laughs]
393
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,416
Oh, yeah? Well, you...
394
00:19:46,450 --> 00:19:49,330
You're a...
You walk like a...
395
00:19:49,350 --> 00:19:51,330
Marry me.
396
00:20:11,830 --> 00:20:13,416
[music playing]
397
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,183
Ma, come on.
398
00:20:57,216 --> 00:20:59,183
Morty's waiting
in the car.
399
00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:00,450
I'm coming.
400
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,483
[theme music playing]