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Okay, Fran,
everything looks normal.
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Now, I want you to know that
in this stage of the pregnancy
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it's perfectly normal
to experience an increase
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in constipation,
flatulence or mucus.
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Ginger snap?
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Dr. Reynolds,
I'm concerned about one thing.
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When exactly would be
the right time
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for us to stop having, um...
sexual relations?
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I'd say when
the flatulence kicks in.
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Doctor, is there
anything special
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we should or shouldn't be doing
right now?
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Well, I often encourage
my patients
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to begin the bonding process
by talking to the baby.
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Oh, right. Well...
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Um... [clears throat]
Hello, fetus.
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When you're ready,
come out and meet us. [laughs]
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I don't think I could
beat that, honey.
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Well, you know,
hearing Mommy's voice
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can be very soothing
to the baby.
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-Oh, did you hear that?
-Just enough.
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We don't want him to hang
himself with the umbilical cord.
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Now, the sonogram
is going to tell us
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the sex of the baby.
Do you wanna know?
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-Yes.
-Oh, no.
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-Honey.
-Darling,
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don't you wanna be surprised?
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It's the... It's the wondering
and the suspense.
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That's what's so exciting.
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I did the whole wondering
and the suspense thing
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when I was waiting for you
to propose.
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I didn't care for it.
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Doc, I'm a little nervous.
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How big do you think
I'm gonna get?
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Well, it's genetic.
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Generally, your mother
is a good indication
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of the size you'll be.
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Yeah, well, we just solved
the problem
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of when we're gonna stop
having sex.
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♪ She was working
in a bridal shop ♪
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♪ In Flushing, Queens ♪
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♪ Til her boyfriend
kicked her out ♪
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♪ In one of those
crushing scenes ♪
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♪ What was she to do?
Where was she to go? ♪
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♪ She was out on her fanny ♪
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♪ So over the bridge
from Flushing ♪
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♪ To the Sheffield's door ♪
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♪ She was there to sell makeup
but the father saw more ♪
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♪ She had style, she had flair
she was there ♪
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♪ That's how she became ♪
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♪ The Nanny ♪
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♪ Who would have guessed
that the girl we described ♪
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♪ Was just exactly
what the doctor prescribed? ♪
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♪ Now, the father
finds her beguiling ♪
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♪ Watch out C.C. ♪
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♪ And the kids
are actually smiling ♪
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♪ Such joie de vivre ♪
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♪ She's the lady in red ♪
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♪ When everybody else
is wearing tan ♪
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♪ The flashy girl
from Flushing ♪
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♪ The Nanny named Fran ♪
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So, Fran, what do you want,
a boy or a girl?
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Oh, I don't care, Val.
Just as long as it's healthy.
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Oh, and it can wear
that adorable dress.
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Yes. Well, what if it's a boy?
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He'll just have to work it out
in therapy,
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because he's wearing that dress.
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Now, do you think this sundress
would look good on me in green?
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Val, those are baby clothes.
They don't come in your size.
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Sure they do. It says size nine
in the color moss.
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Nine M-O-S means
nine months, sweetie.
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Well, forget it.
Summer will be over by then.
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Oh, Val, I'm so nervous.
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In two weeks,
I'm gonna take the sonogram.
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And then I'm gonna know
whether it's a boy or a girl.
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God willing
it should only be healthy.
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Do you know what I do
when I have
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too many things
weighing on my mind?
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-What?
-I visualize a tiny housekeeper
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walking in my ear
and cleaning out my whole brain.
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I'd cut her back
to once a week, Val.
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So, Dad's trusted me
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to go check out colleges
all by myself.
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Now, as I recall, he never
left your side when you went.
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Interesting.
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Yeah, that's because he's
not the slightest bit worried
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that a college student
is gonna jump your bones.
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Yeah, that's right.
Ain't gonna happen. Yeah.
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-B, come here and show Val
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-your Harvard brochure.
-Oh, there you go.
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I remember how difficult it was
choosing a college.
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Fran, you went to beauty school.
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College, sweetie.
Beauty college.
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You know, Fran,
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maybe you should go
with Brighton
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on all these college tours.
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Yeah, you know what, it would
take your mind off your worries.
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-That's a fantastic idea, Val.
-Yeah.
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My mother's coming with me
to colleges. How happy am I?
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Oh, you don't have to tell me.
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Look at his face. He's crying.
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Oh, honey.
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Um, I decided to go check out
some colleges with Brighton.
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You don't care if I'm away
this weekend, do you?
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-No, darling, of course not.
-Oh, good.
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You go right ahead. Why don't
you make a long weekend of it?
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-Oh, good.
-You work too hard.
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Oh, who's coming
that you don't want me to meet?
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Oh, darling. For heaven's sakes.
We're married now.
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I don't need to continue the...
Lynn Redgrave.
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Oh, I must meet her.
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You know, she did all of those
Weight Watchers commercials.
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Which means
she probably knows Fergie,
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who knows the queen,
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who knows the President,
who hangs out with Barbra.
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I am this close.
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It's settled.
You're going to Harvard.
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Yeah, and she's 29.
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Let's just lump all those
little delusions together.
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[Nigel]
Mirror, mirror, on the wall.
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Why must I look
like Charles de Gaulle?
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I don't have time for you.
I'm being taken out tonight.
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Oh! Well, in that case,
I'll open the drapes
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and give the gunman
a cleaner shot.
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[doorbell rings]
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Colin, darling,
I'll be right with you.
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I'm just fixing my face.
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Oh, don't bother, angel.
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If Earl Scheib couldn't knock
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those dents out,
I doubt you can.
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-[laughs]
-[both laugh]
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You.
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He can go on like that
all night.
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Oh, yeah? Well, when your
clothes come off,
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the insults just
write themselves.
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Man, look at the famous people
that went to Harvard.
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I mean, you got John Kennedy,
Ralph Nader, T.S. Eliot...
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Who's Fred Gwynne?
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Hello? Herman Munster.
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Hey, I just hope
they let you into this school.
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Hello. Hi. I'm Fran Sheffield.
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A pleasure to meet you.
I'm Dean Sterett.
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Do you know that you are
the fourth man named Dean
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that I've met today?
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I happen to be the chair
of my department.
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Oh, do you do
"Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves?"
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Check it out.
Now that is pure honey.
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Oh, who, the blond?
Yeah, she's a hottie. Uh-huh.
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Eh, no. The brunette.
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[laughing]
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Uh, Dean. You mind if I call you
by your first name?
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I just gotta tell you that, um,
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well, my son Brighton
is very interested
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-in coming to Harvard.
-Yeah, well. Best of luck.
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Only students of the highest
caliber are admitted.
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Uh, not to worry.
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I'll tell you, as far as being
a Harvard man goes,
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my little B is the one.
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He has been
senior class treasurer,
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he's got great grades,
and everybody loves him.
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I told you to shut up about her!
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Uh, plus, you know,
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his father is willing
to donate a big stadium.
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Oh, Ma, I'm gonna go crazy
waiting two weeks
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before I know
if it's a boy or a girl.
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I don't know
how you waited nine months.
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Well, we had our way of knowing.
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If you carried high
and in front, it was a boy.
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If you carried low
and your tuchus hit the floor,
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you were a Fine.
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So meanwhile, how was Harvard?
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Terrible. He got
into a big fight.
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He didn't tell me
anything about it.
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He's been acting so weird.
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You know, when I used to ask you
personal stuff at his age,
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you would never tell me
anything either.
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Well, what did you do?
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Nothing. I... I really wasn't
that interested.
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You know,
maybe all this college stuff
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is making him scared.
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I was a little anxious
about going to college myself.
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Darling, you went
to beauty school.
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We carried books, we had
pep rallies. It was college.
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All I'm saying is the boy
has never lived away from home.
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Remember how scared you got just
before you went to summer camp?
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That wasn't camp, Ma.
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It was Aunt Miriam's trailer
in Scranton.
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It had a playground.
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It was a sandbox.
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-You used it.
-So did her cats.
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Hey, Fran,
I need to talk to you.
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Oh, okay, sweetie.
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Um, I don't wanna hurt
your feelings,
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but I don't want you coming
to schools with me anymore.
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Oh.
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Okay, B.
You didn't hurt my feelings.
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God, Fran,
you're not gonna cry, are you?
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I don't know where else to go
with this face.
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It's just, the guys said
something about you.
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Is that what the fight was
all about? What did they say?
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I don't wanna talk about it.
It's embarrassing. Okay?
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God. I embarrassed my son.
What could I have done?
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Well, let's see.
Nanny Fine at Harvard.
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The crèème de la crèème
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conversing with
the cream de la rinse.
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My guess is
you said something stupid.
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Maybe she's right. Maybe that
is what the boys were saying.
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I embarrassed my son
because I'm not smart.
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[gasps] Oh, my God.
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He was embarrassed by his
mother, just like I was by...
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I think I lost a grape in here.
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Fran, here are the encyclopedias
you wanted.
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Oh, Encyclopedia Britannica.
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Oh, I was really thinking
about American information.
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Fran, how come you're reading
all these reference books?
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You know, I'm just trying
to brush up on my education.
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Did you know you can swim
the English Channel,
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but you cannot climb
the Berlin Wall?
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That's because they tore it down
when I was four.
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What?
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Fran, these books were published
in the '70s.
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Oh, well, that explains
the "Keep on Truckin" bookmark.
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Oh, well, what's the use anyway?
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-[doorbell rings]
-Oh,
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that must be the almanac
that I ordered. You know, go.
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Tell them that we don't
want any. We appreciate it.
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Thanks, but no thanks.
Don't come back.
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Hello, I'm Lynn Redgrave.
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Thank you very much,
but we're not interested.
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We changed our mind.
Don't comeback.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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Oh, I'm so sorry, Miss Redgrave.
Please come in.
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Oh, you know, she just
has no idea who you are.
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I never get tired
of hearing that.
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I'm sorry, I'm a little early.
I do hope Maxwell won't mind.
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Oh, no, he'll be out any minute.
I'm his wife, Fran.
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-And one of your biggest fans.
-Oh, really?
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-Please, sit down.
-Thank you.
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Now, you know, I
loved that movie,
Every Little Crooked Nanny.
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Tell me, did you do
a lot of research? Follow around
a nanny, take notes?
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Oh, please, how hard is it
to pretend to be a nanny?
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Not hard at all.
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I'm so sorry about all the mess.
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You see, I went away this
weekend with my son to Harvard
244
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because, well, I wanted
to, you know,
get away from my worries.
245
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But I'll tell you, I made
a big mess out of everything,
246
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and I embarrassed him
247
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because I'm stupid.
248
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There, there. It's all right.
It'll be all right.
I'm sure it will.
249
00:12:17,116 --> 00:12:20,266
-Would you autograph
this, please?
-Oh, all right.
250
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I mean, you know, for a child to
be embarrassed of their mother,
251
00:12:24,333 --> 00:12:26,416
it's just killing me.
252
00:12:26,450 --> 00:12:29,830
Could you re-write the Fran?
It looks like Pran.
253
00:12:29,116 --> 00:12:31,660
Oh, okay. Yeah, all right.
254
00:12:31,100 --> 00:12:33,133
But, you know,
if Maxwell is busy,
255
00:12:33,166 --> 00:12:35,333
you know,
I could come back another time.
256
00:12:35,366 --> 00:12:38,350
Did I tell you I loved you
in the remake ofBaby Jane?
257
00:12:38,383 --> 00:12:42,283
Just rest your head
on Lynnie's shoulder.
258
00:12:42,316 --> 00:12:45,330
Oh, Miss Redgrave, please.
Maybe you can
teach me something.
259
00:12:45,660 --> 00:12:48,333
I mean, you're so classy
and sophisticated
and intelligent.
260
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Did you think I was better
than Bette Davis?
261
00:12:51,466 --> 00:12:53,350
-Who?
-Ah!
262
00:12:54,466 --> 00:12:56,300
Come on, let's schmooze.
263
00:13:00,660 --> 00:13:01,383
-Niles?
-Mm.
264
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Niles, what's wrong?
265
00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:06,183
Oh, I hate Miss Babcock's
boyfriend, Colin.
266
00:13:08,100 --> 00:13:12,330
But don't worry,
I'm a professional. I won't
let it interfere with my work.
267
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Okay, then.
268
00:13:15,266 --> 00:13:18,200
Don't you want to know
why I hate Colon?
269
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:24,133
-Colin.
-Looks more like a colon to me.
270
00:13:24,166 --> 00:13:28,500
Oh, my God, Niles,
I think you're jealous.
271
00:13:28,830 --> 00:13:31,500
You have feelings
for Miss Babcock, don't you?
272
00:13:31,830 --> 00:13:34,283
-Well why don't you come
out and tell her?
-Well, I mean, isn't it obvious?
273
00:13:34,316 --> 00:13:37,300
I mean, what do I have to do,
hit the woman over the head?
274
00:13:38,300 --> 00:13:39,383
Actually, I've done that.
275
00:13:41,366 --> 00:13:45,283
Oh, I'm useless, sir. I have
no reason to live. Just fire me.
276
00:13:45,316 --> 00:13:48,450
Oh, don't be ridiculous.
Why would I fire you?
277
00:13:48,483 --> 00:13:51,450
I just remembered Lynn Redgrave
arrived an hour ago
278
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and I forgot to tell you.
279
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:57,166
See, now you've got
a reason to live.
280
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Because you've gotta start
looking for a new job!
281
00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:05,266
-[Fran] Oh!
-[Lynn] Mm.
282
00:14:05,300 --> 00:14:07,383
You know, darling,
I could try to teach you,
283
00:14:07,416 --> 00:14:11,330
but class is really something
you're born with.
284
00:14:11,660 --> 00:14:12,416
Whiz me.
285
00:14:13,466 --> 00:14:15,366
Oh, thank you. Mm.
286
00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:20,100
The other good trick is that
you start quoting from
your favorite authors:
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00:14:20,133 --> 00:14:24,200
-Joyce, Kafka, Hemingway.
-Mm-hmm. Seuss.
288
00:14:24,233 --> 00:14:26,116
Well, I don't believe
I know him.
289
00:14:26,150 --> 00:14:28,450
Oh, you'd love him.
Yes, you will.
290
00:14:28,483 --> 00:14:33,150
You can read him on a yacht.
You can read him on a hill.
291
00:14:33,183 --> 00:14:36,300
He's very deep with rhyming.
Pre-Nipsey Russell.
292
00:14:37,450 --> 00:14:40,400
-Oh, Lynn, you're here.
-Hi, honey. We were just--
293
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Finishing. Uh, Lynn,
why don't we
step into my office.
294
00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:45,830
We'll talk about the contract,
shall we?
295
00:14:45,116 --> 00:14:48,100
Oh, Miss Redgrave. Lynnie.
What can I say?
296
00:14:48,133 --> 00:14:51,000
How can I ever thank you?
297
00:14:51,330 --> 00:14:53,100
Did you take my cheese?
298
00:14:53,133 --> 00:14:55,200
Just one other little thing.
299
00:14:55,233 --> 00:14:59,200
Um, when a guest
borrows the cheese,
don't ask for it back.
300
00:14:59,233 --> 00:15:00,283
It's not classy.
301
00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:02,183
Oh.
302
00:15:02,216 --> 00:15:03,283
Okay.
303
00:15:03,316 --> 00:15:05,216
What the devil were you doing
with her?
304
00:15:05,250 --> 00:15:08,450
Nothing. She was just giving me
a crash course in how
to sound intelligent.
305
00:15:08,483 --> 00:15:11,483
You know, Brighton doesn't
want me going to Yale because...
306
00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:14,383
Oh, he's just ashamed
that I'm not smart.
307
00:15:14,416 --> 00:15:16,416
Oh, that's ridiculous.
308
00:15:16,450 --> 00:15:20,316
No, it's not. And what
if the new baby
is embarrassed by me, too?
309
00:15:20,350 --> 00:15:22,350
You are smart.
310
00:15:22,383 --> 00:15:25,366
Look, when I have a problem
who's the first person
I run to, hmm?
311
00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:28,150
-Niles?
-Well, when Niles is out?
312
00:15:28,183 --> 00:15:32,133
-Oh, then you come to me.
-Well, of course I do.
313
00:15:32,166 --> 00:15:34,316
You have the kind of smarts
no school could teach.
314
00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:37,466
You're intuitive,
you're insightful.
315
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:41,000
Well, who could possibly
be ashamed of you?
316
00:15:41,330 --> 00:15:42,830
[giggles]
317
00:15:42,116 --> 00:15:43,350
Uh, don't come in here.
318
00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:53,133
All right. It's time
I got something
out of my system, Miss Babcock.
319
00:15:53,166 --> 00:15:54,416
No, no, no. That's too formal.
320
00:15:54,450 --> 00:15:56,283
Uh... C.C.
321
00:15:58,160 --> 00:16:01,300
Look, I've known you
since you were a little calf.
322
00:16:05,166 --> 00:16:09,216
All right. It's, uh... It's time
I got something out in the open.
323
00:16:09,250 --> 00:16:13,183
-I, uh, I think it's time
you knew--
-Oh, will you spit it out?
324
00:16:13,216 --> 00:16:14,383
Colin just dumped me
325
00:16:14,416 --> 00:16:19,830
and I have an anonymous
phone call to make to the IRS.
326
00:16:19,116 --> 00:16:21,660
So you're not
seeing him anymore?
327
00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:24,250
No. No. Now, what is it you want
to get out in the open?
328
00:16:24,283 --> 00:16:26,450
You. All animals
should run free.
329
00:16:29,483 --> 00:16:33,383
That isn't what you
were gonna say.
And why are you holding flowers?
330
00:16:33,416 --> 00:16:35,830
I thought you'd like a snack.
331
00:16:37,483 --> 00:16:40,466
You're wearing your fancy pants.
332
00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:46,416
-Niles has a crush on someone.
-Oh, do not.
333
00:16:46,450 --> 00:16:49,400
Niles and his girlfriend
sitting in a tree.
334
00:16:49,433 --> 00:16:52,483
D-U-S-T-I-N-G.
335
00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:54,266
[laughs]
336
00:16:54,300 --> 00:16:57,233
-All right, who is it?
-Her.
337
00:17:01,183 --> 00:17:03,483
Just go with me on this
and pretend you're
my girlfriend.
338
00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:07,266
-Are you mad?
-I loved you inGeorgie Girl.
339
00:17:07,300 --> 00:17:10,133
Oh, rest your head
on Lynnie's shoulder.
340
00:17:12,416 --> 00:17:14,000
Mm.
341
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,350
Oh, now, come on, B,
you can't keep avoiding me.
342
00:17:25,383 --> 00:17:28,830
We're gonna have
to discuss this.
343
00:17:28,116 --> 00:17:30,166
Look, I know
what you're going through.
344
00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:32,483
I had my mother
come to school once
345
00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:36,216
and kids said the same thing
about her
that your friends said about me.
346
00:17:36,250 --> 00:17:38,416
Heh. I find that
hard to believe.
347
00:17:38,450 --> 00:17:41,233
They said
she was actually hot and sexy?
348
00:17:41,266 --> 00:17:44,416
No, they said they never saw
a back with cleavage.
349
00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:49,366
What are you talking about,
"hot and sexy"?
350
00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:54,250
Well, that would be
the G-rated version
of what the guys were saying.
351
00:17:54,283 --> 00:17:58,233
So that's what the fight
was about? That I'm sexy?
352
00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:01,216
-Which boys?
-Fran.
353
00:18:01,250 --> 00:18:03,116
Oh, come on, let me enjoy this.
354
00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:06,000
In a couple of months,
I'm gonna look like Shamu.
355
00:18:06,330 --> 00:18:10,333
Oh, I can't believe I wasted
two hours trying to smarten up
with that Lynn Redgrave.
356
00:18:10,366 --> 00:18:14,830
She's a cheese thief, you know?
357
00:18:14,116 --> 00:18:16,450
Wait. What do you mean,
"smarten up"?
358
00:18:16,483 --> 00:18:19,316
I thought that you didn't
want me going to Yale
359
00:18:19,350 --> 00:18:22,160
because you were ashamed of me
because you thought
I was stupid.
360
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:24,283
-What gave you that idea?
-Her.
361
00:18:26,233 --> 00:18:28,350
You know, Miss Babcock,
for your information,
362
00:18:28,383 --> 00:18:33,350
I just found out I'm not stupid.
I'm sexy.
363
00:18:33,383 --> 00:18:36,416
Nanny Fine, don't sell yourself
short. You're both.
364
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:42,383
Well, I am smart enough to know
I have just been insulted
365
00:18:42,416 --> 00:18:46,500
and sexy enough not to care.
366
00:18:56,333 --> 00:18:58,166
Oh, this is so exciting.
367
00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:01,450
We're gonna see
the first pictures of our baby.
368
00:19:01,483 --> 00:19:04,383
Stand up straight,
and if you're a girl,
arch your back.
369
00:19:05,416 --> 00:19:07,466
-Oh, would you look at that.
-Mm.
370
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,200
-He's got my nose.
-Oh.
371
00:19:10,233 --> 00:19:11,333
Actually, that's
your reflection.
372
00:19:11,366 --> 00:19:13,100
I haven't turned
the screen on yet.
373
00:19:13,133 --> 00:19:15,830
Oh, honey.
374
00:19:15,116 --> 00:19:17,466
Now, before we start,
do you wanna know
if it's a boy or a girl?
375
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:21,266
Yes. My wife decided
I want to know.
376
00:19:21,300 --> 00:19:24,100
Okay. Let's fire up
the baby finder.
377
00:19:25,416 --> 00:19:27,100
[giggles]
378
00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:29,160
Oh, gracious me,
what do we have here?
379
00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:32,400
-What? What? [gasps]
-Fran, I see four feet.
380
00:19:32,433 --> 00:19:34,216
Four feet?
381
00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:36,483
Oh, my God, how am I ever
gonna catch him when he's bad?
382
00:19:38,233 --> 00:19:40,350
No, Fran, no. I mean twins.
383
00:19:40,383 --> 00:19:43,333
Twins.
384
00:19:43,366 --> 00:19:45,830
Twins? Are you sure, doctor?
385
00:19:45,116 --> 00:19:47,150
Absolutely. I'm never wrong.
386
00:19:47,183 --> 00:19:49,483
-Oh, my God, look,
I can see one of them.
-Ah!
387
00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:52,350
-Look how fast
they're developing.
-Oh, my God.
388
00:19:52,383 --> 00:19:54,233
Look at all those fingers.
389
00:19:54,266 --> 00:19:57,300
Do you see the size
of that thumb?
390
00:19:57,333 --> 00:20:00,350
You know, I don't think
that's his thumb, babe.
391
00:20:03,150 --> 00:20:04,483
That's my boy.
392
00:20:06,350 --> 00:20:08,266
And it looks like
he has a little sister.
393
00:20:08,300 --> 00:20:11,450
-Oh, a girl. Oh!
-Well, not so little.
394
00:20:11,483 --> 00:20:13,400
Looks like
we have a little chubette here.
395
00:20:13,433 --> 00:20:16,330
And that's my girl.
396
00:20:21,133 --> 00:20:24,000
Fran? Fran.
397
00:20:24,330 --> 00:20:27,660
Doctor, I... I think
she's just a little surprised.
398
00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:29,660
[Fran thinking]
I can't believe it.
399
00:20:29,100 --> 00:20:33,116
We're gonna have a little boy
and a little girl.
400
00:20:33,150 --> 00:20:35,250
Plus the three we already have.
401
00:20:35,283 --> 00:20:39,100
Oy, what am I gonna do
with five kids?
402
00:20:39,133 --> 00:20:42,160
[family band singing]
403
00:21:01,450 --> 00:21:04,133
♪ We'll make you happy... ♪
404
00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:21,000
[theme music playing]
405
00:21:36,233 --> 00:21:38,500
[theme music ends]