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Oh, B, remember,
tonight's Hanukkah,

2
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so I want you home early
for dinner

3
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because we're gonna play
spin the dreidel with Sammy,
Yetta and Ma.

4
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Yeah, I'll take
Worst Ideas in the World
for 500, please, Alex.

5
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Franny, can I help you
with anything?

6
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If you can get me
more paper towels,
I'd appreciate it.

7
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They make them in paper now?

8
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Yetta, why don't you just play
with your chocolate dreidel?

9
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I'm right here, baby.

10
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Yeah, yeah.

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Oh, Fran?

12
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Yes, my darling.

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-Explain something
to me, please.
-What?

14
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Uh, why do
all the Jewish holidays
start at sundown?

15
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Oh, well, that's because
God realized

16
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that before 5:00,
to wear sequins is gauche.

17
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Look, everyone,
Mr. Sheffield's sister came
from England

18
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to stay with us
without any notice whatsoever.

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How happy am I?

20
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Oh, Jocelyn,
it's so good to see you.

21
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Ditto.

22
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And congratulations
on the baby.

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We were all so excited to hear
you're expecting a child.

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-You were?
-Well, it explained the wedding.

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Okay.

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You remember my grandmother
and her boyfriend?

27
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They sat next to you
at the engagement party.

28
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You choked on a chicken bone,
and he saved your life.

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Gave you a bottle of Scotch
to calm your nerves.

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Sammy!

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How are you?

32
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So, what are you doing here?

33
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Well, I flew in
to surprise this man I've met.

34
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Listen to this.
He's 36, fabulous taste,
and has a stunning apartment

35
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which he did by himself.
Do you realize what that means?

36
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He likes Barbra Streisand
and James Brolin?

37
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No, I finally met my equal.

38
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Why don't you and Max join us
for drinks tonight at Nello's.

39
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Oh, no, we couldn't
possibly leave tonight.
It's the first night of Hanukkah

40
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and the first night
that we're going to
spend it as a family.

41
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Max knows
how important it is to me.

42
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Well, I'm off to Boston.

43
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Ooh, I hope that wasn't Max.

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<i>♪ She was working</i>
<i>In a bridal shop ♪</i>

45
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<i>♪ In Flushing, Queens ♪</i>

46
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<i>♪ Till her boyfriend</i>
<i>Kicked her out ♪</i>

47
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<i>♪ In one of those</i>
<i>Crushing scenes ♪</i>

48
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<i>♪ What was she to do?</i>
<i>Where was she to go? ♪</i>

49
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<i>♪ She was out on her fanny ♪</i>

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<i>♪ So over the bridge</i>
<i>From Flushing ♪</i>

51
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<i>♪ To the Sheffield's door ♪</i>

52
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<i>♪ She was there to sell make-up</i>
<i>But the father saw more ♪</i>

53
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<i>♪ She had style!</i>
<i>She had flair!</i>
<i>She was there ♪</i>

54
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<i>♪ That's how she became ♪</i>

55
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<i>♪ The Nanny ♪</i>

56
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<i>♪ Who would have guessed</i>
<i>That the girl we described ♪</i>

57
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<i>♪ Was just exactly</i>
<i>What the doctor prescribed? ♪</i>

58
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<i>♪ Now, the father</i>
<i>Finds her beguiling ♪</i>

59
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<i>♪ Watch out C.C. ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And the kids</i>
<i>Are actually smiling ♪</i>

61
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<i>♪ Such joie de vivre ♪</i>

62
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<i>♪ She's the lady in red ♪</i>

63
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<i>♪ When everybody else</i>
<i>Is wearing tan ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The flashy girl</i>
<i>From Flushing ♪</i>

65
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<i>♪ The Nanny named Fran! ♪</i>

66
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You're going to Boston?

67
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Honey, are you forgetting
what tonight is?

68
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Maybe I'll give you a hint.
The first letter is, "Ha."

69
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Sorry, darling,
what's the second letter?

70
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Naka?

71
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Oh, it's Hanukkah.
I'm sorry, sweetheart.

72
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Well, we'll celebrate it
tomorrow.

73
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There are eight nights
of Hanukkah aren't there?

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The first night
is the most important.

75
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Don't you wanna
make your wife happy?

76
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Of course I do.

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I'm sorry, darling,
but there's a new
musical workshop in Boston.

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If I wanna have a crack at it,
I've gotta get up there.

79
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Well, why didn't you tell me
about this sooner?

80
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Well, I did.
Last Wednesday.

81
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You were watching
<i>Chicago Hope.</i>

82
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Sweetie, don't tell me stuff

83
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when I'm in the middle
of a cross-gender surgery.

84
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How can you go away like this
and not tell me?

85
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We've always been
bitter together
on the holidays.

86
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If you think of anything nasty
and hurtful,

87
00:04:01,266 --> 00:04:03,133
leave it on my machine.
I'll check in.

88
00:04:03,166 --> 00:04:05,830
Remember,
when you're in Boston,

89
00:04:05,116 --> 00:04:07,166
keep a scarf wrapped
around your neck.

90
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It's not that cold.

91
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No, but it's that old.

92
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Hate you.

93
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Hate you more.

94
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Darling, you know I'd rather
be here with you,

95
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but business is business.

96
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Come here, come on.

97
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Mmm, love you.

98
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Well, at least I'll be able
to enjoy the tradition
with our children.

99
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Ready to go to Boston, Daddy.

100
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She's going?

101
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Well, darling, the school
Grace wants to attend
during her summer session

102
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is just outside Boston.

103
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I thought
while we're there, we'd...

104
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Well, anyway, I explained
all this to you
the other night

105
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when we went
for Chinese food.

106
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Sweetie, don't be
telling me stuff

107
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when I'm making
a moo-she pancake.

108
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Nobody's going anywhere!

109
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Well, thank you.
It's nice to see someone else
is as upset as I am.

110
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Yeah, I'm upset.

111
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This is my favorite sweater.

112
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Oh, well, come on.

113
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I'll walk you out to the car.

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Bye.

115
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Bye.

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Wait.

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Bye, kiddo.

118
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I can't believe
it's the first night
of Hanukkah

119
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and Max isn't even here.

120
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Darling, you know
your problem?

121
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You don't know how
to keep your man at home.

122
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Ma, I can't even figure out
how to keep you at home.

123
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What's the big deal?

124
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My husband never showed up
at Hanukkah for 30 years.

125
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I still got latkes
leftover in the freezer.

126
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-He's dead, Yetta.
-He's dead, Yetta.

127
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He's dead? Thank God.

128
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I thought it was my cooking.

129
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Well, he's gotta know

130
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that I wanna
continue the traditions
that I was raised with.

131
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You know how important Hanukkah
has always been to me.

132
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<i>I always loved</i>
<i>that holiday as a kid.</i>

133
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Ma, why can't we have
a Christmas tree?

134
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Because, my darling,
we are of the Jewish faith.

135
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And as Jewish people,

136
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we celebrate Hanukkah.

137
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It's so boring
compared to Christmas.

138
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Like, why don't we have
a Hanukkah parade?

139
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Oy, after all that walking
we did in the desert

140
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we like to sit
on the holiday.

141
00:07:02,183 --> 00:07:05,483
Preferably by a pool
in Miami Beach.

142
00:07:08,366 --> 00:07:10,366
Hi, Ma.

143
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Don't touch the latkes.

144
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They're for Grandpa.

145
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I can't believe
we're not gonna be

146
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with the whole family
for Hanukkah.

147
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Honey, that's your present.

148
00:07:30,330 --> 00:07:32,283
Well, that is going
to change.

149
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That's why
I wanted Max here.

150
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I want to start
a Hanukkah tradition
with my new family.

151
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I hear there's
a new Radisson in Boca.

152
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Jocelyn, what are you
doing back here?

153
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I thought
you were having drinks
with your boyfriend.

154
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No, it's over.

155
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I found out he's married,
has three children
and a mistress.

156
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-[gasps]
-I'm crushed.

157
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This is you crushed?

158
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Oh, yes.
I'm utterly destroyed.

159
00:08:02,266 --> 00:08:04,216
I apologize
for making such a scene.

160
00:08:06,500 --> 00:08:08,366
Oy, that's the British
for you.

161
00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:11,000
They show no emotion.

162
00:08:11,330 --> 00:08:13,483
[Jocelyn] Whoo-hoo!
Brand-new bottle of Scotch!

163
00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:22,500
Oh, Maxwell,
this is ridiculous.

164
00:08:22,830 --> 00:08:23,300
We're never gonna
find this school.

165
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Just get back
on the highway.

166
00:08:25,266 --> 00:08:29,316
C.C., why are you
in such a bad mood?

167
00:08:29,350 --> 00:08:34,483
Well, the holiday season
is approaching,
I'm alone like a dog.

168
00:08:35,160 --> 00:08:37,250
I'm riding to Boston with a kid
who turned around to tell me

169
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she's going to throw up
and then did.

170
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Ho freaking ho.

171
00:08:45,450 --> 00:08:48,100
Miss Babcock,
you know what I think
your problem is?

172
00:08:48,133 --> 00:08:49,266
You miss Niles.

173
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-Do not.
-So do.

174
00:08:51,183 --> 00:08:52,366
-Do not!
-So do.

175
00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:55,366
Oh, please,
will you two just stop it?

176
00:08:55,400 --> 00:08:58,000
Daddy, you know what I think
your problem is?

177
00:08:58,330 --> 00:09:00,330
You feel guilty about
leaving Fran on Hanukkah.

178
00:09:00,660 --> 00:09:01,400
-I do not.
-So do.

179
00:09:01,433 --> 00:09:03,000
-Do not!
-So do.

180
00:09:03,330 --> 00:09:04,416
Do not-- Gracie!

181
00:09:04,450 --> 00:09:06,416
Look, Fran said
she understood.

182
00:09:06,450 --> 00:09:08,330
This is business

183
00:09:08,660 --> 00:09:11,133
and sometimes
business has to come first.

184
00:09:25,366 --> 00:09:26,483
Father.

185
00:09:30,330 --> 00:09:33,183
You know
what's my favorite thing
about Christmas is?

186
00:09:33,216 --> 00:09:35,316
Having the family all together.

187
00:09:37,133 --> 00:09:40,266
Uh, what's your second
favorite thing?

188
00:09:43,466 --> 00:09:46,116
Spending time
with you, Father.

189
00:09:48,300 --> 00:09:50,166
Say you had a third choice.

190
00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:56,100
You're not going to be here
for Christmas, are you, Father?

191
00:09:56,133 --> 00:09:57,483
Well, now it's just
a holiday, son.

192
00:09:58,160 --> 00:10:00,500
[clearing throat]
And business is business.

193
00:10:00,830 --> 00:10:01,483
You do understand,
don't you?

194
00:10:02,160 --> 00:10:03,400
Yes, sir.

195
00:10:03,433 --> 00:10:07,830
Well, why don't you go play
with that butler's son?

196
00:10:08,660 --> 00:10:09,150
Niles?

197
00:10:15,266 --> 00:10:18,300
After all, he is going to be
your butler one day.

198
00:10:18,333 --> 00:10:20,266
I will not be a butler.

199
00:10:20,300 --> 00:10:25,000
I'm going to be a barrister,
with my own estate
and my own staff.

200
00:10:27,416 --> 00:10:29,330
[snickers]

201
00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:34,483
Oh, a barrister.
That's good, that's good.

202
00:10:41,416 --> 00:10:43,383
I'm sorry, sweetheart.

203
00:10:43,416 --> 00:10:46,383
-I think I'd like to go home.
-What?

204
00:10:46,416 --> 00:10:49,383
See if you can get hold of Fran
on the cell phone, would you?

205
00:10:49,416 --> 00:10:51,333
Oh, Miss Babcock,
can you do it?

206
00:10:51,366 --> 00:10:53,200
That egg cream
isn't sitting right.

207
00:10:53,233 --> 00:10:55,660
Turn around
and open the damn window.

208
00:11:01,416 --> 00:11:03,116
Would you like some rugelach?

209
00:11:03,150 --> 00:11:05,383
No, I'm too depressed
for sweet.

210
00:11:05,416 --> 00:11:08,133
It's Hanukkah
and Max isn't here.

211
00:11:08,166 --> 00:11:09,416
Then should I take it back
to the kitchen?

212
00:11:09,450 --> 00:11:11,416
No, put it down.
I might have a mood swing.

213
00:11:14,830 --> 00:11:15,316
Keep them by you.

214
00:11:15,350 --> 00:11:17,660
I lost 30 pounds.

215
00:11:17,100 --> 00:11:19,266
Oh, Sylvia, I envy you.

216
00:11:19,300 --> 00:11:22,283
I'd love to lose more weight,
but nothing seems
to kill my appetite.

217
00:11:22,316 --> 00:11:24,160
Do what I did.

218
00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:26,250
I just looked
at myself stark naked--

219
00:11:26,283 --> 00:11:28,133
Thank you.
That killed it.

220
00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:35,366
You know, I've been trying
to lose weight too.

221
00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:38,330
I've been on that
two-shakes-a-day diet.

222
00:11:38,660 --> 00:11:41,283
Oh. Aren't those shakes
very expensive?

223
00:11:41,316 --> 00:11:43,183
No, they come
with the Happy Meal.

224
00:11:45,660 --> 00:11:48,116
Oh, why hasn't Max
called me?

225
00:11:48,150 --> 00:11:49,483
Maybe I was
too rough on him.

226
00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:52,383
Maybe I just
should have been
more understanding.

227
00:11:52,416 --> 00:11:54,400
Will you stop?
Be strong.

228
00:11:54,433 --> 00:11:56,433
Ma, I love him.

229
00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:58,333
I'm talking to myself.

230
00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:02,150
The rugelach is
looking very buttery.

231
00:12:03,250 --> 00:12:05,100
[phone ringing]

232
00:12:05,133 --> 00:12:06,250
-Hello? Hello?
-[Maxwell on phone]<i>Darling--</i>

233
00:12:06,283 --> 00:12:07,483
Oh, it's Max.

234
00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:09,150
[Maxwell]<i>Darling,</i>
<i>I had to call.</i>

235
00:12:09,183 --> 00:12:11,266
<i>-I just want you to know--</i>
-What? What? What?

236
00:12:11,300 --> 00:12:13,166
<i>Darling, I'm sorry.</i>
<i>We're breaking up.</i>

237
00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:15,433
Honey, you do mean
the phone reception, don't you?

238
00:12:16,383 --> 00:12:18,233
<i>I can't hear you.</i>

239
00:12:18,266 --> 00:12:20,233
I said you do mean
the phone--

240
00:12:20,266 --> 00:12:21,466
-[Grace]<i>Dad! Watch out!</i>
-[tires screeching]

241
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,233
-Max?
-[Maxwell]<i>Oh, my God!</i>
<i>Hold on, Grace!</i>

242
00:12:23,266 --> 00:12:24,483
-Max! Max!
-[crashing]

243
00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:26,333
Oh, my God.
Hello? Hello?

244
00:12:26,366 --> 00:12:28,400
I think they just crashed!

245
00:12:37,283 --> 00:12:38,483
Oh, Niles.

246
00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:41,133
The state police are saying
that the blizzard is so bad

247
00:12:41,166 --> 00:12:42,300
that the tracks
from Maxwell's car

248
00:12:42,333 --> 00:12:44,350
is probably covered over
with snow by now.

249
00:12:44,383 --> 00:12:46,160
Now you listen to me,

250
00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:48,150
there are three people
I love very much in that car.

251
00:12:48,183 --> 00:12:49,316
Well, two people I love,

252
00:12:49,350 --> 00:12:51,466
and one with whom I have
a very complicated relationship.

253
00:12:53,116 --> 00:12:55,483
Now you get out there
and you find them!

254
00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:59,000
What if they don't? I'm scared.
What if something happens
to them?

255
00:12:59,330 --> 00:13:02,283
I don't think I can deal with--
You know, everything's
gonna be fine, kids.

256
00:13:02,316 --> 00:13:04,150
Yes, I just spoke
to the state police,

257
00:13:04,183 --> 00:13:06,433
and they said
they're looking for them
and not to worry.

258
00:13:06,466 --> 00:13:09,383
[sighs] Fran,
why didn't I let Gracie
take my sweater?

259
00:13:09,416 --> 00:13:11,466
-Oh, baby.
-It's just a stupid sweater.

260
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,133
Please don't worry.

261
00:13:13,166 --> 00:13:15,350
They said that
they're gonna find them.

262
00:13:15,383 --> 00:13:16,450
Yeah, but how?
They don't even know

263
00:13:16,483 --> 00:13:18,330
where the car
went off the road.

264
00:13:18,660 --> 00:13:20,000
Sweetie, it's Hanukkah.

265
00:13:20,330 --> 00:13:22,233
Don't you know
what this holiday
is all about?

266
00:13:22,266 --> 00:13:25,300
After a war, my people
only had enough oil

267
00:13:25,333 --> 00:13:27,350
to light the temple lamp
for one night.

268
00:13:27,383 --> 00:13:31,330
But miraculously,
it lasted for eight.

269
00:13:31,660 --> 00:13:33,160
Okay, Fran, I have no idea
why you just told me that.

270
00:13:35,300 --> 00:13:38,350
Because, sweetie,
it's a night about miracles.

271
00:13:38,383 --> 00:13:40,166
Now, listen to me, you kids.

272
00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:43,116
Go into the kitchen.
Niles made some
delicious vegetable soup.

273
00:13:43,150 --> 00:13:45,250
I want you to eat it.
It'll make you feel
much better.

274
00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:48,160
Everything is gonna be fine.
I promise you.

275
00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:50,233
They're gonna die!
They're gonna die!

276
00:13:50,266 --> 00:13:52,133
What if they don't find them
until morning?

277
00:13:52,166 --> 00:13:54,316
-What if they freeze to death?
-They'll be fine.

278
00:13:54,350 --> 00:13:57,200
You know, if there's
too much alcohol
in your blood,

279
00:13:57,233 --> 00:13:59,200
the cold can
kill you even faster.

280
00:13:59,233 --> 00:14:02,830
-[gasps] Miss Babcock!
-Miss Babcock!

281
00:14:12,283 --> 00:14:16,330
-[sighs] You all right, darling?
-I'm fine.

282
00:14:16,660 --> 00:14:17,483
He was talking to me.

283
00:14:18,160 --> 00:14:19,116
I didn't hear a name.

284
00:14:20,366 --> 00:14:22,300
All right, so everyone
just keep calm.

285
00:14:22,333 --> 00:14:25,160
I'll try the cell phone
one more time.

286
00:14:27,266 --> 00:14:29,283
Oh, it's dead.
It's still dead.

287
00:14:29,316 --> 00:14:31,383
Well, we've got
to do something
to keep warm.

288
00:14:31,416 --> 00:14:34,133
Maxwell, you come back here
with me.

289
00:14:34,166 --> 00:14:36,160
Grace, you go outside
and play.

290
00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:40,350
C.C., it's a blizzard
out there.

291
00:14:41,350 --> 00:14:43,266
Blizzard, winter wonderland.

292
00:14:46,660 --> 00:14:49,160
All right, look, we have...
we have about an eighth
of a tank of gas.

293
00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:50,366
That's enough
to keep the engine running

294
00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:52,400
and the heater on
for about an hour.

295
00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:55,350
That should be plenty of time
for the authorities to find us.

296
00:14:55,383 --> 00:14:58,483
What if the hour goes by
and they don't?

297
00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:04,000
I'll never experience
the sweet touch
of my beautiful Ni--

298
00:15:05,133 --> 00:15:10,160
<i>♪ Night</i>
<i>Holy Night ♪</i>

299
00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:11,150
Everybody.

300
00:15:11,183 --> 00:15:14,416
<i>♪ All is calm ♪</i>

301
00:15:15,383 --> 00:15:18,416
<i>♪ All is bright ♪</i>

302
00:15:26,216 --> 00:15:29,500
Sweetie, why don't
you come inside?

303
00:15:29,830 --> 00:15:30,266
You're gonna get so sick.

304
00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:33,116
Oh, I can't sit in there
anymore. I'm going crazy.

305
00:15:33,150 --> 00:15:34,383
Why haven't
they found them yet?

306
00:15:34,416 --> 00:15:36,483
It's been hours
and hours and hours.

307
00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:38,450
Everything's gonna
be all right.

308
00:15:38,483 --> 00:15:41,166
You just gotta
think positive.

309
00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:44,383
Oh, I know.
I have so much
to be grateful for.

310
00:15:44,416 --> 00:15:47,160
-I had a beautiful wedding.
-Yeah.

311
00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:48,350
Baby on the way.

312
00:15:48,383 --> 00:15:52,660
Kenny Rogers Roasters just
opened up around the corner.

313
00:15:53,250 --> 00:15:55,133
It's the first night
of Hanukkah.

314
00:15:55,166 --> 00:15:58,316
Please, can't we have
one more miracle?

315
00:15:58,350 --> 00:16:01,250
-Excuse me?
-Oh, my God.

316
00:16:01,283 --> 00:16:04,383
Oh, he must have gotten confused
because of my new last name.

317
00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:08,160
I'm so sorry to bother you,

318
00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:11,266
but I've been visiting next door
and someone has blocked me in.

319
00:16:11,300 --> 00:16:14,830
Oh, that must be Val's car.
Val, you're blocking the nun.

320
00:16:14,116 --> 00:16:16,116
Oh, Sister,
please forgive me.

321
00:16:16,150 --> 00:16:17,283
All the other girls
were doing it.

322
00:16:17,316 --> 00:16:21,133
Val! Val, you're not 28
and in school anymore.

323
00:16:21,166 --> 00:16:22,350
Just go move the car.

324
00:16:27,366 --> 00:16:29,300
Oh, I'm so sorry, Sister.

325
00:16:29,333 --> 00:16:32,830
We're all a little bit
on edge here because--

326
00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:35,000
Well, my husband
and my daughter
were in a car crash

327
00:16:35,330 --> 00:16:37,266
and the state police
can't find them.

328
00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:39,000
Oh, my dear.

329
00:16:39,330 --> 00:16:41,160
Oh, Sister, I'm so scared.

330
00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:43,000
I'm sorry.

331
00:16:43,330 --> 00:16:45,216
-I don't even know your name.
-Sister.

332
00:16:46,330 --> 00:16:47,250
Sister Sister?

333
00:16:48,433 --> 00:16:50,450
Perhaps it would
help you to talk.

334
00:16:50,483 --> 00:16:52,433
Some people
find it a relief to--

335
00:16:52,466 --> 00:16:56,233
Well, I really wanted
my husband to be here
for the first night of Hanukkah

336
00:16:56,266 --> 00:16:58,400
because it's
really important to me,

337
00:16:58,433 --> 00:17:00,183
like Christmas
is important to him.

338
00:17:00,216 --> 00:17:02,250
You see, I married
one of yours.

339
00:17:02,283 --> 00:17:04,283
Why don't we pray together?

340
00:17:04,316 --> 00:17:06,266
But I'm Jewish, Sister.

341
00:17:06,300 --> 00:17:08,400
Will your prayers work for me?

342
00:17:08,433 --> 00:17:10,330
Of course they will.

343
00:17:10,660 --> 00:17:12,416
-Let's close our eyes and pray.
-Okay.

344
00:17:14,150 --> 00:17:18,316
Oh, dear God.
Please, please,
I beg of you!

345
00:17:18,350 --> 00:17:20,166
A silent prayer, dear.

346
00:17:27,183 --> 00:17:28,383
[Maxwell] Darling?

347
00:17:28,416 --> 00:17:30,116
Oh, my God!

348
00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:32,000
What have you got? Sprint?

349
00:17:32,330 --> 00:17:34,000
-Oh, sweetie. Oh, sweetie.
-Darling.

350
00:17:34,330 --> 00:17:35,483
Oh, I love you.

351
00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:37,366
Oh, I can't believe this.

352
00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:40,450
-Oh, I'm so happy you're okay.
-Yeah, we're fine.
We're just fine.

353
00:17:40,483 --> 00:17:43,383
I didn't know whether you were
dead or alive or freezing.

354
00:17:43,416 --> 00:17:45,483
That's the amazing thing.
I thought we had enough gas

355
00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:47,283
to keep the engine going

356
00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:50,250
and the heater on
for about an hour,
but it lasted for eight.

357
00:17:50,283 --> 00:17:52,283
Oh, that's like Hanukkah.

358
00:17:52,316 --> 00:17:55,200
The oil lasted
for eight days.

359
00:17:55,233 --> 00:17:57,366
We both had
a miracle tonight.

360
00:17:57,400 --> 00:18:00,500
You guys showed up
just at the very moment

361
00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:02,166
that I was praying
with this sister.

362
00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:04,383
Oh, thank you.
Thank you so much.

363
00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:07,116
Oh, thank God.

364
00:18:07,150 --> 00:18:09,266
Oh, you're safe and sound.

365
00:18:09,300 --> 00:18:11,350
Oh, I gotta tell Morty.

366
00:18:11,383 --> 00:18:13,250
Niles, get my coat.

367
00:18:13,283 --> 00:18:15,166
I'm going home!

368
00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:17,200
Another miracle!

369
00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:21,433
Oh, thank you.

370
00:18:27,333 --> 00:18:30,000
[reciting Hanukkah blessing
in Hebrew]

371
00:18:32,283 --> 00:18:34,366
Oh, that was beautiful,
darling.

372
00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:36,333
I know that
it's the second night
of Hanukkah,

373
00:18:36,366 --> 00:18:39,383
but honestly, this is the best
first night I've ever had.

374
00:18:41,383 --> 00:18:48,333
<i>♪ There is no place like home ♪</i>

375
00:18:49,416 --> 00:18:54,500
♪<i>For the holidays</i>

376
00:18:55,216 --> 00:19:02,200
<i>♪ And no matter how far</i>
<i>You may roam ♪</i>

377
00:19:07,183 --> 00:19:13,416
♪<i>And if you want to be happy</i>

378
00:19:14,316 --> 00:19:18,366
<i>♪ In a million ways ♪</i>

379
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:25,166
♪<i>For the holidays</i>

380
00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:29,366
<i>♪ You can't be home ♪</i>

381
00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:35,133
<i>♪ Sweet home ♪</i>

382
00:19:38,366 --> 00:19:40,116
Yeah, baby.

383
00:19:59,300 --> 00:20:02,233
Isn't this smashing?

384
00:20:02,266 --> 00:20:06,483
This is going to be my house
and she is going to be my wife.

385
00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:10,333
And I am going to be
a big Broadway producer.

386
00:20:12,283 --> 00:20:14,160
And check me out.

387
00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:19,100
I'm married to a gorgeous man,
pregnant,

388
00:20:19,133 --> 00:20:21,000
and I still look
damn good for 29.

389
00:20:23,216 --> 00:20:25,116
And where are you?

390
00:20:26,283 --> 00:20:28,133
Well, obviously,
I'm in court.

391
00:20:28,166 --> 00:20:30,316
I became a successful
barrister. Remember?

392
00:20:31,100 --> 00:20:32,300
Niles!

393
00:20:35,383 --> 00:20:36,483
What?

394
00:20:37,366 --> 00:20:39,300
Oh, good God.

395
00:20:41,330 --> 00:20:43,000
I'm so depressed.

396
00:20:45,116 --> 00:20:46,266
'Night, all.

397
00:20:46,300 --> 00:20:48,133
Ooh. Who's that?

398
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,160
[theme music playing]

399
00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:18,000
[theme music ends]