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Thank you so much for coming by,
Dr. Reynolds.
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It's nice to find a doctor
who'll make house calls.
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It's nice to find a patient
who can afford them.
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I don't know what to do anymore.
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Fran is obsessing
about still not being pregnant.
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No need to worry.
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All we have to do is talk
to her calmly,
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let her know that she's special
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and that there's nothing wrong
with her.
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-Hi, Fran.
-Hi.
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Why don't you tell me
why you're upside down?
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Well, I was watchingThe View,
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and Barbara Walters says
that this
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helps you get pregnant.
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Plus, you know,
I'm taking those hormones
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and I also got some fancy herbs,
and he's been taking zinc.
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-No, I haven't.
-Yeah, you have.
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Remember those Tic Tacs
that you said
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that you thought tasted
a little chalky?
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This is sick! You are obsessive.
Now, stop.
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Please, talk to her, doctor.
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This is sick.
You are obsessive. Now stop.
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Okay. Now, Max and Fran,
I'm getting the feeling
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that you're not following
my instructions at all.
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Remember, having sex too often
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can actually diminish
your chances
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of becoming pregnant.
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Well, I assure you,
we're not doing it too often.
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Aw.
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Oh, honey.
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There's something wrong with me.
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No, no, sweetheart.
There's nothing wrong with you.
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Fran, what you need to do
is let this problem float away.
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Stop worrying.
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For instance,
last night I was lying in bed,
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worrying about how
I was gonna make
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the down payment
on my new Mercedes SL
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and the moment
I stopped worrying,
boom, house call.
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You know, sweetheart, we should
listen to Dr. Reynolds.
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We need to get our mind
off this.
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I know, why don't we get away
for a while, mmm?
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No.
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Come on, Aspen's beautiful
this time of year.
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Oh, I don't wanna go to Aspen.
They got babies there.
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Come on. We haven't been outside
of this room for two weeks.
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That's not true. Aw.
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Oh, honey. Look, I know what
you're trying to do
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but nothing is going to take
my mind off of having a baby.
Nothing will.
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Not even an invitation
to be guests of the President
of the United States
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at his gala dinner?
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Are we at his table?
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Of course.
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Oh, my God!
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We're going to meet
the President.
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Yes. Isn't that exciting?
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And he's only invited
his closest friends.
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Oh, honey, I'm so impressed.
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You should be.
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Do you know how much it cost us
to become his closest friends?
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Not as much as this house call.
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♪ She was working
In a bridal shop ♪
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♪ In Flushing, Queens ♪
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♪ Till her boyfriend
Kicked her out ♪
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♪ In one of those
Crushing scenes ♪
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♪ What was she to do?
Where was she to go? ♪
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♪ She was out on her fanny ♪
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♪ So over the bridge
From Flushing ♪
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♪ To the Sheffield's door ♪
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♪ She was there to sell make-up
But the father saw more ♪
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♪ She had style!
She had flair!
She was there ♪
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♪ That's how she became ♪
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♪ The Nanny ♪
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♪ Who would have guessed
That the girl we described ♪
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♪ Was just exactly
What the doctor prescribed? ♪
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♪ Now, the father
Finds her beguiling ♪
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♪ Watch out C.C. ♪
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♪ And the kids
Are actually smiling ♪
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♪ Such joie de vivre ♪
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♪ She's the lady in red ♪
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♪ When everybody else
Is wearing tan ♪
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♪ The flashy girl
From Flushing ♪
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♪ The Nanny named Fran! ♪
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Oh, Sylvia, did you hear?
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Your daughter and son-in-law
are taking me on vacation.
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And all the help
will be cooking for me,
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cleaning for me,
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eavesdropping on me.
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Niles, here's your plane ticket.
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Oh, my, I've never flown
first class before.
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Oh, wait a minute.
That's Chester's. Here.
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Standby?
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Oh, Niles, lots of people
cancel their trip to Aspen
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for Thanksgiving
to meet the president.
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Oh, by the way,
when we get there, make sure
everything's steamed.
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I don't wanna meet the president
with any wrinkles.
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Well then, you should have
met Truman.
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Miss Babcock,
Niles is on vacation.
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He's coming with us
not as our butler,
but as our friend.
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So when he unpacks,
irons and cooks stuff
to fill the fridge,
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it'll be as a friendly gesture.
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-Yeah.
-[laughs]
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-Nanny Fine,
-Yes?
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Maxwell and I are
looking to produce
at the Kennedy Center,
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so when you meet the President,
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he doesn't wanna know anything
about your aunt's goiter,
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your mother's... anything.
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Or your campaign
to bring back the McRib.
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Oh, I don't know.
I think he might sign
that petition.
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Look, Miss Babcock,
I'm only going
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to help take my mind
off of not having a baby!
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I'm just gonna go and relax
and enjoy myself
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and sit in front of
a roaring fire.
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Too bad, it sounds like the
perfect place to get pregnant.
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Why do you think I'm going?
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This is the most
beautiful chalet in the place.
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Only the most special people
get this.
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Oh, I bet you say that about all
the chalets, don't you?
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Have to. It's in the handbook.
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Well, it's just a perfect room
to make a baby.
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Oh, it's so sexy and romantic.
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Gee, I can't imagine anybody
not loving to hang around here.
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Ow.
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Oh, I feel so bad for Niles.
I mean, coming all the way
to a ski resort
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and then breaking your arm
and your collar bone
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falling out of a limo.
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-This is gonna be
the worst vacation for him.
-Yeah.
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Ow!
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You know, Niles, this is all
your fault. If you hadn't put
the leash on the dog,
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-I wouldn't have tripped.
-Well, I had to.
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He would've run away
and you would've lost him.
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Well, why do you think
I brought him up here?
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Sir, can't we hire someone else
to take care of her?
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I'm sorry, Niles,
but no one's allowed up here
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unless they've been checked out
by the Secret Service.
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I barely cleared.
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Well, why can't she
take care of her?
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I can't push her.
I'm just a little girl.
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[imitates mockingly] "I'm just
a little girl."
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-[phone rings]
-Damn.
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Hello?
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Darling, do you know
where the butler keeps the
mini marshmallows?
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Ma, what are you doing
in our house?
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Entertaining.
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Louie! Do you mind?
Stop rocking the chair,
you'll break it!
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Thank God I didn't have it
at my place.
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Ma, who let you back
in the house?
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Who left?
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So after the big gala,
are you gonna set up
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for a nice, romantic
baby-making evening
with your hubby?
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No, Ma.
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I can't let Maxwell know
that I'm still obsessing on it.
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Gonna have to do something
that's very subtle.
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Well, if you want my advice,
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tonight, you'll start trying
and trying and trying--
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Ma, you're gonna have to stop
thinking about it.
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Well, I can't!
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The mini-marshmallows are in the
bottom drawer in the cabinet
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to the left of the refrigerator.
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Sweetheart, I put together
this list of topics
for you to avoid
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when you're speaking
to the President.
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Let's see...
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Don't mention anything
about "Whitewater,
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the Paula Jones settlement,
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the phrase
"download the full text,"
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Jennifer, Paula, Monica, Linda,
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Kathleen, Ariana,
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Kenneth, Newt,
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McDougal, Orin, Al,
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Sylvia, Morty,
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Yetta, Freida, Rifka,
Babka, Shishka..."
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E-Excuse me, sir, but we're here
to meet the President?
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Well, duh.
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Now, I'm agent Chris Malley.
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Secret Service.
Mind if I check your purse?
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-Oh, sure, sure.
-Thank you.
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Oh, it's adorable.
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You don't plan to check the
purses on the way out too,
do you?
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I do now. Here you go.
Right this way.
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Oh, hi, little fella. Hi.
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How you doing, huh?
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All excited
about meeting the President?
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Mommy and Daddy gonna let you
stay up late tonight?
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I'm 17.
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Oh, right, 17.
Jeez, I didn't realize that.
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Sorry. Right this way
to the senior's line, Grandpa.
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Oh, hello, Mrs. Clinton.
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I'm Fran Sheffield.
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You look beautiful
and very thin tonight.
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Oh, Hil, you just got
a little-- Over here.
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No. To the left.
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Move to the left. Yeah--
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Oy, you know what?
Just let me. Let me.
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Oh, yeah, there you go.
Now I'm gonna go
meet your husband.
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Oh, hello, Mr. President.
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I'm Fran Sheffield.
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Hello, I'm Bill Clinton.
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I know.
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You know, your brother Roger
lives right next door to us
in New York.
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Well, not for long. He's moving.
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Because he's sick of dealing
with that neighbor's mother.
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You know, the one
with the big blond hair
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who's always screaming
and taking his pizzas.
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How do you deal with it?
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Er... You know,
we're thinking of moving too.
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-Well, you here
with your family?
-Yes, yes.
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I'm here with my kids
and my husband.
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He's gonna be so excited
to meet you. He'll be here
in a second.
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You know, he was so worried
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that I was gonna say
something embarrassing.
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Oh, here's the Imodium A-D,
honey. Just knock
on your father's stall.
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You know, it could be the zinc
I'm giving him too.
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We're trying to get pregnant,
but it just doesn't seem
to be happening.
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Is there anything
I can do to help?
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Excuse me. What did you say?
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-Why is she hitting him?
-Nothing. Nothing. Nothing.
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This is my husband,
Mr. President. Maxwell.
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Oh, how do you do,
Mr. President?
A pleasure to meet you.
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I've heard so much about you.
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Of course, I haven't believed
everything I've heard or read
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but I haven't actually
read or seen anything.
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-I'm-- I--
-Honey, honey, honey.
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As they say in the theater,
let's leave them wanting more.
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Oh, my God.
I've just humiliated myself
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in front of the President
of the United States of America.
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So, what are you smiling about?
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Because I didn't do it.
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Oh, honey,
would you please stop worrying?
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I just can't believe
what I said.
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I just totally lost control.
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Sweetie, you're obsessing.
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The way to stop thinking about
it is to do something else.
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-Oh, you're right, sweetheart.
-Come on.
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You think he thought
I was an idiot?
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Let it go.
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Don't answer it.
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Oh, I have to get that. It could
be the President calling
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to see if I feel okay
about what I said.
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Oh, stop it.
Don't be ridiculous.
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Hello?
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Oh, hello.
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It's the President's secretary.
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-Yes.
-Tell him I feel okay.
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-I didn't give it
a second thought.
-Okay.
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Oh, that would be lovely.
245
00:12:03,233 --> 00:12:06,330
Thank you so much.
Thank you. Goodbye.
246
00:12:06,660 --> 00:12:07,316
Oh, you're not gonna
believe that.
247
00:12:07,350 --> 00:12:11,250
The President and Hillary want
me to go skiing with them.
248
00:12:11,283 --> 00:12:14,000
Get this,
they thought I was charming.
249
00:12:16,830 --> 00:12:19,660
Fantastic. You're going
skiing with the President
250
00:12:19,100 --> 00:12:21,216
-of the
United States of America.
-I know!
251
00:12:21,250 --> 00:12:23,266
Oh, you'll take your camera.
252
00:12:23,300 --> 00:12:25,250
-You'll get pictures.
-Yeah.
253
00:12:25,283 --> 00:12:27,133
-You'll get autographs.
-Oh, yeah.
254
00:12:27,166 --> 00:12:29,400
You'll talk to him about me
doing the Kennedy Center thing.
255
00:12:29,433 --> 00:12:31,366
Definitely.
256
00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:34,433
-You know,
you are a wonderful woman.
-Mm-hmm.
257
00:12:34,466 --> 00:12:36,400
Come on,
let's take up where we left off.
258
00:12:41,383 --> 00:12:43,216
What am I gonna wear?
259
00:12:54,383 --> 00:12:58,160
Look at that guy skiing
with Chelsea. What does
he have that I don't?
260
00:12:58,416 --> 00:13:00,366
The last name DiCaprio?
261
00:13:03,233 --> 00:13:05,250
I mean, am I the only one
worried about Fran?
262
00:13:05,283 --> 00:13:08,660
She's skiing with the President.
She's never skied before.
263
00:13:08,100 --> 00:13:11,330
Don't be worried.
Her instructor said she's heads
above the rest of the class.
264
00:13:13,433 --> 00:13:15,383
Okay, girls.
265
00:13:15,416 --> 00:13:18,216
Ready to go down the hill
and get our skis?
266
00:13:18,250 --> 00:13:21,330
-Okay, everybody, hold hands.
-I don't wanna hold her hand.
267
00:13:21,660 --> 00:13:22,416
She keeps pulling me down
when she falls.
268
00:13:24,250 --> 00:13:27,166
You are not a team player,
little girl.
269
00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:29,316
-And you're not a little girl.
-Girls.
270
00:13:31,330 --> 00:13:32,100
Girls, enough.
271
00:13:32,133 --> 00:13:34,660
Well, she started.
272
00:13:34,100 --> 00:13:35,350
-Fran?
-What?
273
00:13:35,383 --> 00:13:36,433
Where's your guardian?
274
00:13:38,266 --> 00:13:39,466
He's over there.
275
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,483
Well, I think you need to go
over there and take a time-out.
276
00:13:47,333 --> 00:13:49,383
You girls are all
in a clique and--
277
00:13:49,416 --> 00:13:51,366
I don't wanna be in your clique.
278
00:13:54,433 --> 00:13:56,366
-Honey.
-Sweetheart, what's the matter?
279
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:58,433
-Why are you crying?
-I only have five days
280
00:13:58,466 --> 00:14:02,283
to learn how to ski
for the President
and I'm not picking it up.
281
00:14:02,316 --> 00:14:04,416
Well, that's all right,
sweetheart. I'll teach you.
282
00:14:04,450 --> 00:14:06,250
Really? You don't mind?
283
00:14:06,283 --> 00:14:09,200
-No, of course not.
-I love you.
284
00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:13,233
I saw that, Cecily!
285
00:14:18,216 --> 00:14:21,116
How hard can it be
to make the V?
286
00:14:21,150 --> 00:14:23,660
Even the five-year-olds
can do it.
287
00:14:23,100 --> 00:14:25,160
Well, thank you, Cecily.
288
00:14:25,450 --> 00:14:28,200
Now, just squat, like this:
289
00:14:28,233 --> 00:14:30,150
-Get in a squatting position,
all right?
-Okay.
290
00:14:30,183 --> 00:14:31,366
Just like,
with your weight forward.
291
00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:34,233
Now, if you wanna turn
to the right, you do this.
292
00:14:34,266 --> 00:14:36,433
You wanna turn to the left,
you do this.
293
00:14:36,466 --> 00:14:38,316
All right? Right, left.
294
00:14:38,350 --> 00:14:40,300
Weight forward out there.
295
00:14:40,333 --> 00:14:43,116
The important thing
is knowing how to-- Stop!
296
00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:44,216
Wait for me!
297
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:45,400
Wait for me!
298
00:14:51,450 --> 00:14:54,166
Honey, we've been here
for two and a half hours.
299
00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:56,450
I don't think anyone
is gonna find us.
300
00:14:56,483 --> 00:14:59,216
Wait. My voice carries.
301
00:14:59,250 --> 00:15:01,200
Help!
302
00:15:02,150 --> 00:15:03,266
Sweetheart.
303
00:15:03,300 --> 00:15:06,330
Snow hanging precariously
above us.
304
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:10,000
Sweetie, I'm so cold.
305
00:15:10,330 --> 00:15:14,333
Oh, honey, why didn't you wear
your Long Johns like I told you?
306
00:15:14,366 --> 00:15:17,000
Because it adds
unnecessary bulk.
307
00:15:19,133 --> 00:15:20,466
Honey, what are we gonna do?
308
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,483
Oh, just let me hold you.
309
00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:25,116
That'll warm you up. There.
310
00:15:26,216 --> 00:15:29,000
-Warmer?
-I'm getting a little toasty.
311
00:15:31,150 --> 00:15:34,416
You know, this has always been
a fantasy of mine.
312
00:15:36,366 --> 00:15:39,350
What? To make love in the snow?
313
00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:44,100
No, to make love
with my ski instructor.
314
00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:53,450
[sneezes]
315
00:15:53,483 --> 00:15:55,116
Oh, God bless you.
316
00:15:55,150 --> 00:15:57,266
Oh, Niles.
317
00:15:57,300 --> 00:15:59,166
Why aren't I any better?
318
00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:03,233
I mean, it's been five days
since they rescued us
off that mountain.
319
00:16:03,266 --> 00:16:07,250
I can't ski now I have this
terrible cold on top of it.
320
00:16:07,283 --> 00:16:09,000
Well, why don't you
take something?
321
00:16:09,330 --> 00:16:11,233
Well, I went to the clinic
to try and get a prescription
322
00:16:11,266 --> 00:16:15,166
but they wouldn't give me
any antibiotics until they ran
some stupid test.
323
00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:18,250
Meanwhile, my ears are
so plugged, I can't even
hear myself talk.
324
00:16:18,283 --> 00:16:19,466
Ha, lucky you.
325
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:26,830
I'm sorry. It's just that I've
spent my entire vacation
326
00:16:26,116 --> 00:16:28,830
scratching parts
of Miss Babcock's body
327
00:16:28,116 --> 00:16:30,330
even she is loathed to touch.
328
00:16:32,830 --> 00:16:35,266
Well, I can't wait for this
pharmacy to deliver
the antibiotics anymore.
329
00:16:35,300 --> 00:16:39,000
I'm just gonna have to go.
I mean, I ski with the President
in a half an hour.
330
00:16:40,183 --> 00:16:42,316
You wanna come and have
hot chocolate in my cabin?
331
00:16:43,133 --> 00:16:44,416
Oh, I get it.
332
00:16:44,450 --> 00:16:47,450
Now that you heard
that I'm skiing
with the President
333
00:16:47,483 --> 00:16:49,333
you wanna be my best friend.
334
00:16:49,366 --> 00:16:51,316
Well, no, thank you.
335
00:16:51,350 --> 00:16:52,450
Fine.
336
00:16:53,316 --> 00:16:55,100
Is Ingrid coming?
337
00:16:59,183 --> 00:17:02,216
Oh, I'm so excited
about being with the President.
338
00:17:03,116 --> 00:17:05,116
Ah, yes. Civilians.
339
00:17:05,433 --> 00:17:09,500
So unjaded.
340
00:17:09,830 --> 00:17:12,250
You know, I've never had my very
own Secret Service man before.
341
00:17:12,283 --> 00:17:14,333
-Well...
-I feel so very safe and secure.
342
00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:16,133
-Good.
-[both scream]
343
00:17:17,830 --> 00:17:18,416
What's that?
344
00:17:18,450 --> 00:17:21,100
We're gonna die!
345
00:17:21,133 --> 00:17:22,400
We're gonna die!
346
00:17:22,433 --> 00:17:25,160
We're gonna die up here!
347
00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:27,266
Well, that's comforting.
348
00:17:29,330 --> 00:17:31,330
It's a chairlift.
349
00:17:31,660 --> 00:17:33,483
They have to stop it
to let people off.
350
00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:35,250
Oh, okay.
351
00:17:35,283 --> 00:17:37,466
What kind of a Secret
Service man are you, anyway?
352
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,183
A really bad one.
353
00:17:40,216 --> 00:17:45,160
In fact, they only keep me
around because I guard
the presidential parrot.
354
00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:48,160
But one day I left the
window open. "Hail to the chief,
hail to the chief."
355
00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:50,283
I gotta say that every time
they walk by the covered cage.
356
00:17:51,133 --> 00:17:54,500
Oh, that's okay.
357
00:17:54,830 --> 00:17:56,316
-Take it easy.
-Thank you. Thank you.
358
00:17:56,350 --> 00:17:58,133
I'm very high-strung.
359
00:17:58,166 --> 00:18:00,183
-[phone rings]
-[screams]
360
00:18:02,233 --> 00:18:04,283
Boy, you're all man, aren't you?
361
00:18:05,216 --> 00:18:07,000
Oh, take it easy.
362
00:18:07,330 --> 00:18:09,330
It's just a cell phone.
363
00:18:09,660 --> 00:18:10,216
Oh, good.
364
00:18:10,250 --> 00:18:11,250
Hello?
365
00:18:11,283 --> 00:18:12,400
Oh, yes.
366
00:18:12,433 --> 00:18:15,116
How come you never dropped off
my prescription?
367
00:18:16,283 --> 00:18:17,316
Oh.
368
00:18:18,150 --> 00:18:19,266
Oh, really?
369
00:18:21,660 --> 00:18:22,433
Oh, thank you.
370
00:18:22,466 --> 00:18:24,466
Thank you so much.
371
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,660
Yes, goodbye.
372
00:18:27,283 --> 00:18:29,160
Oh, my God.
373
00:18:30,116 --> 00:18:32,000
I'm pregnant.
374
00:18:40,150 --> 00:18:42,000
Oh, did you hear that?
375
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:48,433
The pharmacy called
and said that I'm pregnant!
376
00:18:48,466 --> 00:18:51,330
I'm pregnant! I'm pregnant!
377
00:18:54,283 --> 00:18:55,450
Hi.
378
00:18:55,483 --> 00:18:57,330
Oh, hi, sweetheart.
379
00:18:57,660 --> 00:18:58,433
What are you doing back so soon?
380
00:18:58,466 --> 00:19:00,316
I thought you would be
with the President for hours.
381
00:19:00,350 --> 00:19:02,100
I didn't go.
382
00:19:02,133 --> 00:19:05,433
I wanted to be with
the most important man
in my life.
383
00:19:10,830 --> 00:19:11,116
What?
384
00:19:14,100 --> 00:19:16,000
What is it, darling?
385
00:19:16,330 --> 00:19:20,183
Sweetie, what did
we come here for?
386
00:19:20,216 --> 00:19:23,216
To go to a gala dinner
with the President?
387
00:19:23,466 --> 00:19:25,200
And?
388
00:19:25,233 --> 00:19:28,200
To get him to agree to let me
produce at the Kennedy Center,
389
00:19:28,233 --> 00:19:30,150
which he did.
390
00:19:30,183 --> 00:19:36,500
Honey, I'm trying
to be romantic, but you're
frustrating me a little here.
391
00:19:36,830 --> 00:19:38,160
I'm sorry, sweetheart.
What are you trying to tell me?
392
00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:39,660
Let me give you a hint.
393
00:19:39,100 --> 00:19:42,116
Do you remember
when Dr. Reynolds said
394
00:19:42,150 --> 00:19:45,333
what might happen
if I would just relax?
395
00:19:45,366 --> 00:19:48,216
-Yes.
-Well, remember how
relaxed I was
396
00:19:48,250 --> 00:19:49,466
in the cave?
397
00:19:51,333 --> 00:19:53,116
Yes.
398
00:19:56,433 --> 00:19:58,160
Darling...
399
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,450
Are we nodding and smiling
because you're trying to tell me
400
00:20:03,483 --> 00:20:05,300
we're gonna have a baby?
401
00:20:06,100 --> 00:20:07,660
[screeches]
402
00:20:08,116 --> 00:20:09,466
Oh, sweetheart!
403
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,450
Oh, we're gonna have a baby!
404
00:20:12,483 --> 00:20:14,400
Wait, wait, are they sure?
405
00:20:14,433 --> 00:20:17,660
Absolutely, positively.
406
00:20:17,100 --> 00:20:20,316
Oh, sweetheart,
I love you so much.
407
00:20:21,450 --> 00:20:23,333
Oh, I love you.
408
00:20:23,366 --> 00:20:27,316
Can you believe our good luck
that this trip happened
right now at this time?
409
00:20:27,350 --> 00:20:29,500
I mean, think of it.
410
00:20:29,830 --> 00:20:32,250
Because of President Clinton,
I'm pregnant!
411
00:20:34,383 --> 00:20:36,466
God bless America!
412
00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:45,466
You know, this is my first
Thanksgiving that I'm eating
for two.
413
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,433
You know, Sylvia,
if you stop now
you'll be able to say the same.
414
00:20:51,483 --> 00:20:53,433
Honey, didn't you enjoy
your dinner?
415
00:20:53,466 --> 00:20:55,200
Yeah, of course I did.
416
00:20:55,233 --> 00:20:57,233
Well, then how come your pants
aren't undone
417
00:20:57,266 --> 00:20:59,283
and you're not saying,
"Ah, I'm so nauseous"?
418
00:21:01,250 --> 00:21:03,300
Darling, I stop eating
when I'm full.
419
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,500
He's foreign.
420
00:21:08,330 --> 00:21:10,283
Oh, we have so much
to be grateful for.
421
00:21:10,316 --> 00:21:15,116
I know that I'm thankful that
I'm married and I'm pregnant.
422
00:21:15,150 --> 00:21:17,250
And I'm thankful
it was in that order.
423
00:21:19,366 --> 00:21:21,383
Morty, are you all right?
You've been so quiet.
424
00:21:21,416 --> 00:21:24,283
[groans] I'm nauseous.
425
00:21:24,316 --> 00:21:26,233
I should have bet on Pittsburgh.
426
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:32,416
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427
00:21:48,660 --> 00:21:49,383
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