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Okay. As soon as she's ready,
we'll go.

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Okay. Sweetie, listen.

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I'm counting on you

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to take good care of her
at the theater.

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Hold her hand.

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Make sure she doesn't
eat any junk food

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and whatever you do,

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do not let her
out of your sight.

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Okay. I promise,
I'll take good care of her.

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-Good boy.
-Thank you.

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I'm ready.

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You know, Yetta, I thought,

13
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maybe,
we'd go see the new<i>Babe</i>

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<i>Babe, Bride of Chucky.</i>

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Whatever.

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-Oh, thank God, you're here.
-What's wrong? What's wrong?

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Your voice sounded
so terrible on the phone.

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Everybody
keeps saying that to me.

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I think it's the cordless.

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-Darling, what's the problem?
-Ma.

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I'm pregnant.

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My daughter's pregnant.

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And she's married.

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Oh, Mom, please,

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promise me
you won't say anything.

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I haven't even told Max yet.

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There's a problem.

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It's not his?

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Of course it's Maxwell's.

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What I have growing inside of me

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is a living,
breathing expression

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of our undying love
as husband and wife.

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-So, what's the problem?
-He don't want it.

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What makes you think
Max doesn't want the baby?

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Oh, because he said,

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a baby is the last thing
we need in our lives.

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Men are never that clear.

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What were his exact words?

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"A baby is the last thing
we need in our lives."

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You know, it's very hard for men
to accept change.

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Like your father,
when they came out

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with that cookie dough
ice cream.

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He didn't know
whether to freeze it or bake it.

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Me? I took to it right away.

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But, Ma, I mean, I'm gonna
have to tell him sometime.

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How long can I hide
a thing like this?

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Not long.

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We Fine women tend to get wide.

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Ay!

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Darling,
when you tell your husband

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that you're gonna have a baby,

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he's gonna be thrilled.

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-Oh, let's pray.
-But in the meantime, Ma,

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please, don't even tell Daddy.

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It's gonna be hard enough
for Maxwell to hear it from me,

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let alone someone else.

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[mouthing] A baby?

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<i>♪ She was working</i>
<i>In a bridal shop ♪</i>

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<i>♪ In Flushing, Queens ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Til her boyfriend</i>
<i>Kicked her out ♪</i>

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<i>♪ In one of those</i>
<i>Crushing scenes ♪</i>

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<i>♪ What was she to do?</i>
<i>Where was she to go? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ She was out on her fanny ♪</i>

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<i>♪ So over the bridge</i>
<i>From Flushing ♪</i>

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<i>♪ To the Sheffield's door ♪</i>

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<i>♪ She was there to sell make up</i>
<i>But the father saw more ♪</i>

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<i>♪ She had style!</i>
<i>She had flair!</i>
<i>She was there ♪</i>

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<i>♪ That's how she became ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The Nanny ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Who would have guessed</i>
<i>That the girl we described ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Was just exactly</i>
<i>What the doctor prescribed? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Now, the father</i>
<i>Finds her beguiling ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Watch out C.C. ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And the kids</i>
<i>Are actually smiling ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Such joie de vivre ♪</i>

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<i>♪ She's the lady in red ♪</i>

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<i>♪ When everybody else</i>
<i>Is wearing tan ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The flashy girl</i>
<i>From Flushing ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The Nanny named Fran ♪</i>

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I can't believe
I'm gonna be a grandmother.

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Ma,
you're already a grandmother.

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Nadine has two kids.

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I don't like going over
to your sister's apartment.

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His mother is sitting there
all the time,

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eating them out of house
and home.

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Acting like she owns the place.

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Well, not everyone
is as sensitive as you, Ma.

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I know.

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Niles, what's the matter?

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Nothing.

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Aww...

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Did Brighton leave his bankbook
open in the kitchen again?

93
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-No.
-Well, why are you crying?

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Because
I'm thrilled about our baby

95
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and I don't give a damn
what he thinks.

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I don't want him to hear
about it from you.

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I wanna be the one to tell
Maxwell about little Shlomo.

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-Shlomo?
-Yes.

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It's my daddy's name.

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What if it's a girl?

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-Shloma.
-Shloma.

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Now you listen to me, Niles,
this is a very big secret,

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and if you blab to anybody,

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it will be
the end of our friendship.

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I swear to you,
my lips are sealed.

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-All right.
-Except for now,

107
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I'm so excited
we're having a baby.

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What on Earth
is going on in here?

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Congratulations, sir,
you're having--

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People for dinner.

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-Come. We'll pick a side dish.
-What?

112
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You better tell Maxwell quick.

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Keeping secrets,
ain't that butler's milieu.

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Why don't you do
what I did with your father?

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-What?
-Put on a sexy negligee,

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light the candles,

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and then at the perfect moment,
work in Shlomo.

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Shlomo Sheffield.

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Gee, I hope nobody
on his side of the family

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already has that name.

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You know, sweetheart,
I wouldn't be surprised

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if he has an inkling

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-that you're gonna have a baby.
-Oh, really?

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You know what I did the night
I told your father?

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I cuddled up to him,
I sat on his lap, and he said:

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"Whoa, what are you, pregnant?"

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It was like he read my mind.

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Yeah, Ma, that was it.

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Hello, Yetta. How was the movie?

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I don't know. It was dark,

131
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and I lost my glasses case,

132
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and the boy.

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What boy? Oh, you mean Burton?

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Promise me,

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you'll keep this a secret
from Mr. Sheffield.

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He'll be devastated. I know.

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The same thing happened to me

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in 1939.

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I lost my little girl, Sylvia.

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Never saw her again.

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She's in the living room.

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She's back?

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My baby.

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Why, why is she yelling "Baby"?

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It's this whole stupid thing.
Big secret.

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You know the secret?

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Yeah, yeah, don't tell
Maxwell about the kid.

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Ms. Babcock, I can hardly
believe you're still standing

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after a bombshell like that.

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What bombshell?
It's not that big a deal.

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You don't see Fran's pregnancy

152
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as the final
nail in your coffin?

153
00:07:08,316 --> 00:07:12,000
Nanny Fine is pregnant?

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-That wasn't your secret?
-No.

155
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I can't believe
Nanny Fine's pregnant.

156
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Now Miss Babcock, Fran hasn't
told Mr. Sheffield yet,

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and if she finds out I blabbed,
I'll lose my closest friend.

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I have nothing to live for.

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Oh, please, don't tell her.

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Don't tell her.
I'll be your slave.

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And, now I do.

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Darling, what's all this
in the middle of the afternoon?

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Wine, candles, a sexy negligee.

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You were expecting me,
weren't you?

165
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Well, funny you should use
the word "expecting."

166
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Would you look?

167
00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:02,400
All my favorite
savories and puddings.

168
00:08:02,433 --> 00:08:04,366
Oh, honey.

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00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:08,400
Scones with
real clotted Cornish cream.

170
00:08:08,433 --> 00:08:11,250
-Oh, sweetie.
-Kippers.

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Oh, darling.

172
00:08:13,433 --> 00:08:16,133
Look at all this wonderful food.

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Hey, I'm naked over here.

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Oh, sweetheart,
I'm so sorry. I...

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I was ignoring you.

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You're ignoring this side too.

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-Sweetie, we need to talk.
-What, now?

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Yeah, it's important.

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More important than
what we're doing now?

180
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Well, what we're doing
is why we need to talk.

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Sorry, sweetheart,
I'm not following you.

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Honey, I was just looking
at your baby picture and,

183
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well, I was thinking,

184
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wouldn't we make
a beautiful child together?

185
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But, you know,
looks skip a generation.

186
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Our children would, probably,
look like their grandparents.

187
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Well, honey,
wouldn't you just really like

188
00:09:01,383 --> 00:09:04,416
to hear the pitter-patter
of little feet around the house?

189
00:09:04,450 --> 00:09:07,416
Well, now, darling,
we've talked about this.

190
00:09:07,450 --> 00:09:09,333
We've just got married.

191
00:09:09,366 --> 00:09:12,450
Do we really need
a baby crying all night?

192
00:09:12,483 --> 00:09:15,660
Needing to be fed
at two in the morning,

193
00:09:15,100 --> 00:09:17,500
diaper change at three?

194
00:09:17,830 --> 00:09:18,150
Well, you know, darling,

195
00:09:18,183 --> 00:09:20,660
Niles is not as young
as he used to be.

196
00:09:21,233 --> 00:09:23,830
What's the rush?

197
00:09:23,116 --> 00:09:26,133
I wanna be able to spontaneously
grab my wife and say,

198
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"Come on,
let's go to the wine country."

199
00:09:29,500 --> 00:09:32,000
You know how much fun you are
when you get all liquored up.

200
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What a sweet thing to say.

201
00:09:37,316 --> 00:09:40,350
Don't you worry, darling,
when the time is right,

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we'll make
a beautiful baby together.

203
00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:47,330
Meantime,
we can always rehearse.

204
00:09:47,660 --> 00:09:49,266
Well, what if I said
that we don't need to rehearse,

205
00:09:49,300 --> 00:09:51,200
because
we're already in production?

206
00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:56,660
You're talking as if
we were having a baby right now.

207
00:09:56,100 --> 00:09:57,300
-But what if we were?
-But we're not.

208
00:09:57,333 --> 00:09:58,433
-But let's pretend.
-Let's not.

209
00:09:58,466 --> 00:10:01,100
-Why not?
-Because...

210
00:10:01,133 --> 00:10:05,000
Because I am too turned on
by my gorgeous wife

211
00:10:05,330 --> 00:10:07,250
to think of having anything
but a little afternoon delight

212
00:10:07,283 --> 00:10:09,000
with the woman I love.

213
00:10:09,330 --> 00:10:12,183
That is the most horrible thing
that you have ever said to me.

214
00:10:12,216 --> 00:10:14,383
-What?
-I can't believe you.

215
00:10:14,416 --> 00:10:16,266
You want to go on
a vacation with me,

216
00:10:16,300 --> 00:10:18,133
you think I'm sexy,
you love my body...

217
00:10:18,166 --> 00:10:21,200
and you don't want little Shlomo
or Shloma.

218
00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:24,100
I don't understand
a word you're saying.

219
00:10:24,133 --> 00:10:26,366
Why are you
acting so irrationally?

220
00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:29,466
Because that's the way
pregnant women act.

221
00:10:43,830 --> 00:10:46,333
Gracie, I am in so much trouble.
I lost Yetta at the movies.

222
00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:51,466
-How could you lose a person?
-I don't know.

223
00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:55,250
I mean, one second she's talking
to a cardboard cutout
of Walter Matthau...

224
00:10:56,350 --> 00:10:58,483
and the next second,
she was just gone.

225
00:10:59,483 --> 00:11:02,133
Did you ask the other cutouts?

226
00:11:02,166 --> 00:11:05,330
This is serious. There is
a woman loose out there,

227
00:11:05,660 --> 00:11:08,300
who is asking people where
Chucky's bride is registered.

228
00:11:12,160 --> 00:11:14,830
Crate and Barrel.
That's where she is.

229
00:11:17,416 --> 00:11:21,830
Let's go, slave.
You should be done by now.

230
00:11:30,660 --> 00:11:31,216
How's this?

231
00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:34,183
Nope, nope.

232
00:11:34,216 --> 00:11:36,660
That'll look too brassy on me.

233
00:11:36,100 --> 00:11:38,000
Try spiced tea.

234
00:11:38,330 --> 00:11:39,266
Oh, that'll look awful.

235
00:11:40,183 --> 00:11:41,483
Not after it's permed.

236
00:11:44,166 --> 00:11:45,116
Niles.

237
00:11:47,166 --> 00:11:48,233
Careful, it's wet.

238
00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:51,300
Niles.

239
00:11:54,350 --> 00:11:55,316
Yes, Sir?

240
00:11:56,100 --> 00:11:57,330
Niles, I--

241
00:12:03,116 --> 00:12:07,160
This is just something
between you and C.C., right?

242
00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:10,150
No, I'm rehearsing the musical
of Pippi Longstocking. Why?

243
00:12:14,116 --> 00:12:18,216
You're not gonna believe this,
Niles, but we're having a baby.

244
00:12:18,250 --> 00:12:22,166
Ooh! How fast was that,
you stud.

245
00:12:26,166 --> 00:12:29,366
Congratulations, Sir.
Now, why aren't
you two off celebrating?

246
00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:32,300
Because I'm afraid
Fran might have
interpreted something I said

247
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as, well, devastating.

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What did you say?

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-I just told her how I felt.
-Oh, God!

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I just told her
I wasn't ready for a baby.

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I wasn't ready for all
the diapers and the crying.

252
00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:47,416
Oh, how could you be
so insensitive?

253
00:12:47,450 --> 00:12:51,233
A baby is such a happy occasion
in the lives of us newlyweds.

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Your lack of enthusiasm
is turning

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what should be
the most joyous day

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of my life into
an absolute misery.

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00:12:58,133 --> 00:13:00,166
Well, would you just stop that?

258
00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:02,500
Well, do you want to
have a baby or not?

259
00:13:02,830 --> 00:13:05,330
Well, well, after thinking
about it, I suppose--

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Yes, of course, I wanna have
a baby with Fran, I love her.

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00:13:07,100 --> 00:13:09,300
Well, then, I'd better
overhear you telling
her this soon, Mister,

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because I am not
getting any younger.

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00:13:13,150 --> 00:13:14,200
Now, if you'll excuse me, sir,

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I wanna get
something out of my hair.

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Gonna lose the red, huh?

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Yeah, right after
I get rid of the blond.

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[crying]

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Look at this.
A mother and child.

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Is there
anything more beautiful?

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Frankie, don't eat out
of the garbage, you'll die.

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Oh, I'm sorry. You probably
think I'm some kind of a nut,

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wearing a negligee
in the middle of Central Park.

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No, I have a little problem
with that guy wearing one.

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-I'm Caryn.
-Oh, hi.

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I'm Fran.
Can I look at your baby?

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He's so adorable.

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He's a she.

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They said
the sideburns will go away.

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Sure.

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00:14:15,166 --> 00:14:17,660
And, you know,
you can always bleach them.

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00:14:17,100 --> 00:14:18,383
You know,
when you do the mustache.

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I'm expecting, too.

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00:14:23,283 --> 00:14:25,830
Is it really painful?

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00:14:25,116 --> 00:14:27,466
Oh, no. Our bodies
are designed for that.

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It's the most
natural thing in the world.

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Now, tell me to my face.

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It was the most horrendous
experience I've ever had.

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So painful
I thought I would die.

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But that was me.

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Why were you crying?
You should be happy.

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This is a great time,
a joyous time--

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Frankie!

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A peaceful time.

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00:14:49,483 --> 00:14:53,500
Well, my husband
doesn't want the baby.

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-Is it his?
-What is it with me? Yes.

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00:14:57,183 --> 00:15:00,216
Listen,
sometimes men get nervous

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when they find out
they're gonna be fathers.

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But once they have that baby
in their arms,

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they turn into big teddy bears.

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He said a baby
is the last thing we need.

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Pigs, all of them.

302
00:15:13,660 --> 00:15:16,300
No. Not my Maxwell.

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He's so wonderful and loving.

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Maybe I should go home
and talk to him.

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00:15:21,433 --> 00:15:23,160
Thank you.

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[groaning]

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00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:27,366
Oh, are you all right?

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00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:29,150
Oh, I don't know. Oh.

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[groans]

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00:15:38,300 --> 00:15:39,433
Don't worry, Mrs. Sheffield.

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Dr. Osborn will be
with you in a moment.

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00:15:41,350 --> 00:15:45,200
Oh, no, please call
my gynecologist, Dr. Reynolds.

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I really want a doctor
that I'm familiar with.

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Trust me.

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00:15:52,333 --> 00:15:54,000
You're in good hands.

316
00:15:55,233 --> 00:15:56,416
Before I can do
anything for you,

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00:15:56,450 --> 00:15:58,133
I'm going to need to see your--

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00:15:58,166 --> 00:16:01,000
-Blood tests? X-rays?
-Insurance card.

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00:16:02,250 --> 00:16:03,466
Just kidding.

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00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,830
A little hospital humor there.

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00:16:06,116 --> 00:16:08,660
-Did you see it?
-Yes.

322
00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:09,150
All righty, then.

323
00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:11,200
Um...

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00:16:11,233 --> 00:16:14,160
Doctor, do you know
how my baby is?

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00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:15,483
Well, we're gonna get you down
for an ultrasound

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00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:17,216
-and some tests, okay?
-Okay.

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00:16:17,250 --> 00:16:19,000
But first, could you give me
a rough idea

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00:16:19,330 --> 00:16:21,433
of what you've had to eat today?

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00:16:21,466 --> 00:16:24,433
Well, I-- you know,
I had a couple of eggs
for breakfast,

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00:16:24,466 --> 00:16:28,500
and some toast, cantaloupe,

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00:16:28,830 --> 00:16:31,100
Cocoa Puffs, and a Scooter Pie.

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00:16:31,450 --> 00:16:33,283
Then Ma came over

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and we had some tea
with rugelach

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00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:38,830
and a few strawberries,

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00:16:38,116 --> 00:16:41,160
and, just a bite
of cinnamon babka.
It was very dry.

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00:16:43,216 --> 00:16:45,350
Well, first of all,
Mrs. Sheffield,

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00:16:45,383 --> 00:16:46,450
wow.

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00:16:48,416 --> 00:16:51,830
-There is the possibility--
-Then when I was at the park,

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00:16:51,116 --> 00:16:54,400
I had a hot dog there
and some chips,

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00:16:54,433 --> 00:16:59,183
a Yoo-hoo,
and gummy bears and a pickle.

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00:17:01,660 --> 00:17:03,300
You know, I'm just gonna
write down "Stuff."

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00:17:04,333 --> 00:17:06,330
Okay.

343
00:17:06,660 --> 00:17:09,350
Wanna get Mrs. Sheffield down
for her ultrasound, okay.

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00:17:09,383 --> 00:17:12,466
Oh, and doctor, how will
my family know where I am?

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00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,383
If they can hear,
they'll find you.

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00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:19,433
Okay. Thank you.

347
00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:28,433
What's happening?
When are they gonna
let us see her?

348
00:17:28,466 --> 00:17:30,416
Oh, listen, Mom.

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00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:33,416
I'm sure Fran and the baby
are doing just fine.

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00:17:35,316 --> 00:17:39,216
That's the first time
you called me "Mom."

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00:17:39,250 --> 00:17:43,500
Well, you've been more
of a mother to me
than my own mother ever was.

352
00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:45,200
You've certainly
seen more of me.

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00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,160
You're a good man.

354
00:17:53,330 --> 00:17:55,133
Morty's parking the car.
Is Fran okay?

355
00:17:55,166 --> 00:17:59,000
-Is she really pregnant?
-Yes, she really is.

356
00:17:59,330 --> 00:18:01,116
Wow, I can't believe
Niles didn't tell us.

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00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:04,283
Where's Brighton?

358
00:18:04,316 --> 00:18:07,000
Um, looking for Yetta.

359
00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:09,500
Well, where's Yetta?

360
00:18:09,830 --> 00:18:10,216
Looking for Brighton.

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00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:14,330
If you knew they were
both looking for each other,

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00:18:14,660 --> 00:18:15,300
why didn't you just tell them?

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00:18:15,333 --> 00:18:17,233
More fun for me?

364
00:18:19,383 --> 00:18:21,200
-Mr. Sheffield?
-Yes.

365
00:18:21,233 --> 00:18:23,100
-Dr. Osborn.
-Oh, Doctor,

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00:18:23,133 --> 00:18:25,000
how is my wife?
Is the baby all right?

367
00:18:25,330 --> 00:18:27,266
Well, Dr. Reynolds is looking
over some final test results,

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00:18:27,300 --> 00:18:28,416
but your wife
would like to see you.

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00:18:28,450 --> 00:18:30,350
Oh, thank you. Yes. Okay.

370
00:18:32,660 --> 00:18:34,450
Oh, my God! It's you!

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00:18:34,483 --> 00:18:38,300
I used to stay home
every Wednesday to see you.

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00:18:39,283 --> 00:18:42,283
Oh, I was so in love with you.

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00:18:42,316 --> 00:18:45,216
He used to bring me
my dry cleaning.

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00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:49,150
That's right. Working my way
through medical school.

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00:18:49,183 --> 00:18:50,183
Sylvia.

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00:18:54,450 --> 00:18:57,000
Oh, darling. Are you all right?

377
00:18:57,330 --> 00:19:00,383
-I am now.
-Oh, I was so worried.

378
00:19:00,416 --> 00:19:02,333
Honey, did you ask the doctor
about the baby?

379
00:19:02,366 --> 00:19:04,283
Yeah.
They're running some tests.

380
00:19:04,316 --> 00:19:08,660
Sweetheart,
I'm so sorry about what I said.

381
00:19:08,100 --> 00:19:11,330
Oh, Sweetie,
you can't blame yourself.
It's the way you feel.

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00:19:11,660 --> 00:19:13,250
You don't wanna have a baby now.
I can understand that.

383
00:19:13,283 --> 00:19:16,250
Well, that was before I knew
we were having one.

384
00:19:16,283 --> 00:19:20,183
Hey, I didn't know
I wanted another wife
until I met you.

385
00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:24,366
You think the baby's
gonna be okay?

386
00:19:25,416 --> 00:19:29,000
Sweetheart,
he's gonna be just fine.

387
00:19:29,330 --> 00:19:31,200
He's gonna grow big and strong,

388
00:19:31,233 --> 00:19:32,450
and just like his dad,

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00:19:32,483 --> 00:19:34,383
he'll be a member
of the chess club.

390
00:19:37,283 --> 00:19:41,100
Or like his mom, he'll be
a member of the Price Club.

391
00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:46,830
He'll graduate valedictorian.

392
00:19:46,383 --> 00:19:48,100
He'll graduate.

393
00:19:51,330 --> 00:19:55,233
Well, believe me, in my family,
that alone sets a new standard.

394
00:19:55,266 --> 00:19:58,166
-I hope he has your nose.
-I hope he has your hair.

395
00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:00,660
-And my voice.
-What do you mean?

396
00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:05,183
Well, you know, the accent.

397
00:20:05,216 --> 00:20:08,250
Yeah, yeah, that will be
really cute in baby talk.

398
00:20:10,233 --> 00:20:12,160
I love you, darling.

399
00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:13,150
I love you.

400
00:20:15,450 --> 00:20:19,216
Oh, Dr. Reynolds,
thank God you're here.
How's the baby?

401
00:20:19,250 --> 00:20:22,100
Fran, I'm so sorry.

402
00:20:42,133 --> 00:20:44,333
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