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[instrumental music]
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(Lois)
'What's the holdup?'
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You've been cooking
for 15 seconds
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and dinner's
not ready yet?
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Give me eight
more seconds.
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I promise you, it will
be worth the wait.
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Well, take ten. I'm in
the mood for dessert.
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[doorbell rings]
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(male #1)
'Delivery for Kent.'
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Oh. Wow. What is this?
Come on in.
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Uh, just put
it
anywhere.
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Oh.
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- There you go.
- There you go.
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- Thanks.
- Thank you, ma'am.
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[instrumental music]
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Hey, honey,
who was at the..
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Honey...is this your way of
telling me we can have a baby?
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[instrumental music]
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[sighs]
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[buzzer]
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(guard)
'Open the gates.'
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Well, I guess this
is adios, Dr.
Mensa.
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Hope this early parole
doesn't go to your,
uh...head.
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[laughs]
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Sorry.
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Hey, I know we had our share of
run-ins while you were inside
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but, uh...no hard
feelings, huh?
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[instrumental music]
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You know, you
really
are a fat-head!
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[instrumental music]
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No! Aah!
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Don't call me Fat Head.
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[theme music]
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Yours? This was
your bassinet?
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Yeah, but I didn't
have it sent here.
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I mean, I haven't even
spoken to Dr. Klein yet.
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- Maybe my mom and dad..
- When?
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They've been in
Metropolis for a
week.
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[doorbell rings]
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Well, that's them.
You can ask them yourself.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Sorry. We forgot the key.
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We haven't kept you
from dinner, have we?
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No, no, no.
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We've had other
things to keep us busy.
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- Oh, it got here.
- So you did send it.
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Well, with all this talk
of babies in the air
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we called home and had our
hired
hand send it as a surprise.
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If we were being
a little--
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Presumptuous. But the idea of
having a grandchild is just
so--
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Exciting. We
wanted
to help you get..
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Started and
show you some--
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Shortcuts and
pitch in
like--
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- Family, if that's..
- Okay?
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- Yes.
- Of course it is.
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I can't imagine a better
set of parental experts
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than the people
that raised my husband.
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Oh. We did do
a pretty good job, huh?
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That's why I'm so
anxious
to hear from Dr. Klein.
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The world needs
another Clark
Kent.
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(dispatcher)
Guard down at Metropolis
federal penitentiary.
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Trouble at
the penitentiary.
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[bell rings]
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(Superman)
Who did this?
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Apparently, no one. The
gate came down on its own.
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- How is that possible?
- We didn't think it was.
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Brakes have got to be taken
off.
That big lever thrown.
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And no one touched them?
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The tower guard
saw it happen.
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The machinery moved like
it had a mind of its own.
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[buzzer]
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[music through headphones]
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[intense music]
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I never did
like
Andy
Williams.
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M-Mensa.
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W-what are you doing here?
I thought you were in prison.
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I'm
rehabilitated,
or so they say.
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I've repented
of my schemes.
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Knock over Fort Knox and
the Bank of England and..
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...Merv Griffin's
beach house
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or so they say.
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How did you get in here?
The door was locked.
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I thought it open.
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I could've thought my
way
out of that prison, too
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but I didn't want to reveal
my secret and ruin my plans.
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What plans?
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The plan to take revenge
on those who betrayed me.
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Y-you told us, you told us
the goal of Dynomonics
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was to gather the best
and the brightest.
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Develop our mental
abilities to the maximum
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and, together,
achieve greatness.
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Precisely.
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What you really wanted was
to pull off criminal feats
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no one had ever
done before.
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None of you had
a problem with that
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until they seized my weapons
and
plans and threw me into jail.
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That was because
we were under your spell.
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And not one of my trusted
inner circle came to my
defense.
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Is it my imagination,
or is your head bigger?
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Did you know the average human
uses less than 10% of his
brain?
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I use 98.6% of mine.
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Is that why they
call you Fat Head?
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- I hate that name.
- Oh.
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I spent five
years
in solitary
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using Dynomonics to
develop
my brain to the ultimate.
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Why?
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Because I knew
one day I'd be
out
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ready to start
over
right where I left
off
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but, this time, alone.
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[sonic humming]
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Wha--
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What-what's going on?
What are you doing?
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Thinking.
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[sonic humming]
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[screaming]
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A mind is a terrible
thing to waste.
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[car alarm blaring]
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- Thanks for lunch, honey.
- Oh, sure.
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Now that you've a lab space
here
we should do it more often.
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Ah.
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Um, listen, about this
reconciliation between
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you and me and, uh,
you and mother..
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Um, I was just.. Oh,
gosh,
how do I say this? Um..
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I-I was
just...hoping
that you won't--
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Blow it?
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Yeah, me, too. Family skills
are uncharted waters.
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Maybe for
all three of us,
huh?
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Look, I got to get going.
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This project could put me
on the scientific map.
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- Really?
- Mmm.
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If Vanna White does
the infomercial. Ka-ching!
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Go get 'em, daddy.
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You know, it doesn't matter
how much money you have
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when your time is up,
it's up.
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- Fortune cookie?
- Carter Clavens.
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Rich, powerful,
healthy, dead.
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Fell 30 stories, plop.
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- Suicide?
- Exercycle.
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Bike went right out
the window with him on it.
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- How?
- By itself.
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By itself?
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The cops said that it was
like the bike had a mind
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of its own or something.
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That's what the
guard
told Superman
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about the prison
gates,
isn't it?
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Jimmy, see if you can
find any other
connection
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between the
two deaths,
okay?
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Got it.
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Can we...talk?
Privately?
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I just, uh, came
back from S.T.A.R. Labs.
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Really?
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Well, you could've
just called me.
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What did Dr. Klein say?
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Oh, you..
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You couldn't
just call me..
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...because the, uh, the news..
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The news isn't good.
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Dr. Klein ran every
possible test he
could.
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Poor guy could
barely
even face me.
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But...he told me
that Superman's
biology
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and an Earth woman's are
incompatible for
reproduction.
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[instrumental music]
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Ohh..
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I told myself I'd never
make you cry. I'm sorry.
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I feel so confused.
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I feel like I.. I feel like
I lost something I never had.
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We haven't lost anything, honey.
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Look, you can't try
and make me feel better.
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I mean, that's what you
always do with everything
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and it's sweet, but I know how
much you wanted to have kids.
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Lois, I want you to hear
me,
okay? Really hear me.
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00:10:06,418 --> 00:10:10,001
Every time, every
time
we make love..
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...we make love.
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That's the strongest
life force there is.
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And whether or not that
results
in another little person..
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...and for me,
it is creation.
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[cries]
Oh, Clark.
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You fill me with life.
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[instrumental music]
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Caught me.
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I came down
for a glass of
milk
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and I just...sort of
noticed this sitting
here.
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I know.
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00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:10,418
Clark, you know how I get
when I want to fix something?
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Well...first,
you eat a lot of chocolate
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while you figure out
your next move.
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Check.
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Then, you get..
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...that real determined
look on your face.
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Sort of like you
got right now.
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And then, the seas...part.
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Listen.
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We have come through almost
every conceivable disaster
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usually by
inconceivable means.
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And if conceiving
is what we want
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I think we're going to have
to be fearless once again.
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There's a man, a medical doctor
who's practiced his craft
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over the years on the
cutting edge of science.
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He's explored some
fairly esoteric areas.
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In fact,
he treated you once.
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- He did?
- Saved your life.
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00:12:15,376 --> 00:12:18,501
He saved my..
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Wait a minute, honey.
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- Your father?
- I know.
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The scam artist,
the dreamer.
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00:12:26,043 --> 00:12:28,251
There are things that
he would have to know.
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00:12:28,335 --> 00:12:30,668
You're right.
We'd have to tell him.
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[instrumental music]
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We'd have to
tell him everything.
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00:12:40,793 --> 00:12:42,873
[telephone rings]
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- Hello?
- Mother?
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Oh, hi, baby.
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00:12:48,418 --> 00:12:51,751
I just got into town,
and I dropped by this, uh..
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00:12:51,835 --> 00:12:55,710
this rat hole that your
father's
working in to surprise him.
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[laughing]
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Uh, you sound
surprised, too.
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Listen, mom, it's great
to hear your voice
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00:13:01,335 --> 00:13:03,251
and it's not that I don't
want to talk to you
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00:13:03,335 --> 00:13:05,376
but, um, could
I speak to daddy?
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Yeah, of course,
sweetheart.
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Don't think for a minute
that I'm hurt.
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- Sam?
- Huh?
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00:13:12,001 --> 00:13:14,463
- Your daughter.
- Ah.
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00:13:17,793 --> 00:13:19,463
Mother,
we'll
have lunch.
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00:13:19,168 --> 00:13:20,501
Ah. Ellen,
you'll have
lunch.
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00:13:20,585 --> 00:13:22,626
Yeah, please, please.
I'm fine. I'm fine.
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- Uh, she's fine.
- I know, I heard.
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Um...listen, daddy,
I was, uh, wondering
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if you could come by for
coffee tomorrow morning.
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Sure. What's going on?
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I, uh, I've never met one
of Sam's partners before.
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Lots of times, they were
locked up before I could.
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Um...this is nice, Mickey.
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Misha.
Name is Misha.
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Uh, I didn't
visit
his lab much
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when he was doing those crackpot
get-rich-quick schemes.
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So...what are you
two working on?
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- Breasts in a bottle.
- Excuse me?
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00:13:57,210 --> 00:14:01,918
Breasts in a bottle. Fabulous
full-figured fun in a pill.
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So far, works only on mice.
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00:14:03,876 --> 00:14:08,376
- Ah, what is this?
- It's called, "Bummer Be
Gone."
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Eliminates all painful
memories from brain.
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Really? Ah.
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00:14:14,460 --> 00:14:16,001
(Lois)
Mom likes to sleep in.
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Maybe you just shouldn't
even bother waking her up.
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Uh...why don't you just not
mention it to her at all?
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Ah, I get it,
delicate issue.
248
00:14:26,335 --> 00:14:28,418
Alright. Sure. Right.
Hey, see you.
249
00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:30,543
(Misha)
'No, no, please, Mrs. Lane,
I beg of you. No. Please.'
250
00:14:30,626 --> 00:14:33,876
- Let her rip, doc.
- Sam.
251
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,626
For God's
sake,
be careful.
252
00:14:35,710 --> 00:14:38,460
That thing hasn't been
perfected
yet. It could be dangerous.
253
00:14:38,543 --> 00:14:41,543
And years of repressed
trauma aren't?
254
00:14:41,626 --> 00:14:43,543
Honey, let me take
you
out to dinner
255
00:14:43,626 --> 00:14:46,418
see what I can do to
erase
those painful memories.
256
00:14:46,501 --> 00:14:48,793
Alright, Sam.
You're on.
257
00:14:51,463 --> 00:14:54,463
[instrumental music]
258
00:15:01,626 --> 00:15:04,585
[keys clacking]
259
00:15:14,585 --> 00:15:16,873
[glass breaking]
260
00:15:32,463 --> 00:15:33,463
[screaming]
261
00:15:35,501 --> 00:15:36,626
[instrumental music]
262
00:15:39,710 --> 00:15:40,626
[doorbell rings]
263
00:15:40,710 --> 00:15:43,710
I think Clark's
secret is safe.
264
00:15:43,793 --> 00:15:47,210
My dad will be the only
other person who knows.
265
00:15:47,293 --> 00:15:48,710
Mother?
266
00:15:48,793 --> 00:15:52,001
I wish you wouldn't sound
so shocked when you say that.
267
00:15:52,463 --> 00:15:54,335
Ohh...I'm such a
slug in the morning
268
00:15:54,418 --> 00:15:57,960
but I woke up this morning
feeling just glad to be
alive.
269
00:15:58,043 --> 00:16:00,251
Maybe because I had such
a good time last night.
270
00:16:00,335 --> 00:16:03,210
Oh, daddy, how nice.
271
00:16:03,293 --> 00:16:06,710
Well...uh...Sam.
272
00:16:06,793 --> 00:16:08,376
Do you want to maybe
go on into the kitchen
273
00:16:08,460 --> 00:16:13,251
so we can ask you about, uh,
th-that stuff for the story?
274
00:16:13,335 --> 00:16:15,043
Oh, I would love
to hear about it.
275
00:16:15,873 --> 00:16:16,460
No, no.
276
00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:18,418
Ellen, I've got some
coffee and some pastries.
277
00:16:18,501 --> 00:16:20,626
It's just a lot of
dry technical stuff.
278
00:16:20,710 --> 00:16:22,376
It really isn't very
interesting at all.
279
00:16:22,460 --> 00:16:23,918
Uh, sorry about
your mother, honey
280
00:16:24,001 --> 00:16:26,463
but she nabbed me
just as I was leaving
281
00:16:26,168 --> 00:16:29,585
and since I'm trying
to rebuild our relationship
282
00:16:29,668 --> 00:16:31,543
ditching her seemed
to be a bad idea.
283
00:16:31,626 --> 00:16:33,251
Are-are you alright?
284
00:16:33,335 --> 00:16:35,710
Sam...you've done
medical research
285
00:16:35,793 --> 00:16:37,585
in a lot of different
fields, right?
286
00:16:37,668 --> 00:16:39,001
Yeah.
287
00:16:39,463 --> 00:16:41,376
How about the
field
of infertility?
288
00:16:41,460 --> 00:16:42,918
Infertility?
289
00:16:43,001 --> 00:16:46,710
Wha..
You-you two are trying to..
290
00:16:48,293 --> 00:16:49,918
Really? Oh,
that's wonderful.
291
00:16:50,001 --> 00:16:55,001
Well, uh, yeah, um, but,
see, uh, the thing is--
292
00:16:55,463 --> 00:16:57,376
Oh. If you guys are having
trouble getting pregnant
293
00:16:57,460 --> 00:17:01,873
there are a lot of experts
more qualified than me.
294
00:17:01,210 --> 00:17:02,418
Not necessarily.
295
00:17:02,501 --> 00:17:07,418
You see, we've got, uh,
an added, uh, challenge.
296
00:17:07,501 --> 00:17:12,960
Daddy...telling you
this next thing is..
297
00:17:13,043 --> 00:17:18,626
Well, it's one of the toughest
decisions we've ever made.
298
00:17:18,710 --> 00:17:22,460
This is something that
has to be kept secret,
Sam.
299
00:17:22,543 --> 00:17:25,168
(Lois)
'Unfortunately,
even from mother.'
300
00:17:25,251 --> 00:17:28,418
It's a dangerous secret
and only those that have
301
00:17:28,501 --> 00:17:31,873
to know have to know.
302
00:17:31,210 --> 00:17:33,668
Ah, a secret from mother?
That's easy.
303
00:17:33,751 --> 00:17:34,876
[laughing]
304
00:17:36,335 --> 00:17:39,835
Uh...honey?
305
00:17:39,918 --> 00:17:41,460
[exhales]
306
00:17:49,918 --> 00:17:52,168
[whirring]
307
00:17:52,251 --> 00:17:53,835
[instrumental music]
308
00:17:53,918 --> 00:17:56,335
Oh, jeez.
309
00:17:56,418 --> 00:17:57,585
[instrumental music]
310
00:18:01,918 --> 00:18:06,251
What you just did there, that
that-that's humanly
impossible.
311
00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:07,960
Exactly.
312
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:17,873
[instrumental music]
313
00:18:17,210 --> 00:18:18,626
[door rattles]
314
00:18:24,001 --> 00:18:27,043
Mensa...or is
it Fat Head
now?
315
00:18:27,873 --> 00:18:29,873
Don't call me Fat Head!
316
00:18:29,210 --> 00:18:31,168
[instrumental music]
317
00:18:32,626 --> 00:18:36,835
No! Stop it! Please! Help!
318
00:18:36,918 --> 00:18:39,463
You could've been
the commissar of science
319
00:18:39,168 --> 00:18:40,626
in my Dynomonics empire!
320
00:18:40,710 --> 00:18:43,585
Then I would've had to have
killed thousands of people
321
00:18:43,668 --> 00:18:46,835
blown up thousands of
buildings.
I could not live with that.
322
00:18:46,918 --> 00:18:51,918
Ah. And double-crossing me, you
think you can live with that?
323
00:18:52,001 --> 00:18:54,376
No, please, you must
listen to what I'm
saying.
324
00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:58,460
How do you say
"So long, loser" in Russki?
325
00:18:58,543 --> 00:19:01,418
If Misha dies,
secret dies with
him.
326
00:19:01,501 --> 00:19:03,251
Secret? What secret?
327
00:19:03,335 --> 00:19:05,460
Secret of giving you
power
you always dream of.
328
00:19:05,543 --> 00:19:08,335
With what?
"Breasts in a bottle?"
329
00:19:08,418 --> 00:19:12,876
Weapon.. Secret weapon
you once begged me to
create.
330
00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:14,251
You did it?
331
00:19:14,335 --> 00:19:15,751
[coughs]
332
00:19:15,835 --> 00:19:18,463
Are you telling me you've
actually built the gizmo?
333
00:19:18,168 --> 00:19:20,751
Yes, yes.
334
00:19:20,835 --> 00:19:23,918
An amplifier
that will harvest
335
00:19:24,001 --> 00:19:26,210
Fat Head's superior
mental
ability
336
00:19:26,293 --> 00:19:27,918
multiply it
a thousandfold
337
00:19:28,043 --> 00:19:32,460
and make you able to-to bend
anyone or anything to your
will.
338
00:19:32,543 --> 00:19:36,585
Well...don't just stand there,
you quivering, craven coward.
339
00:19:36,668 --> 00:19:38,043
Trot it out.
340
00:19:39,585 --> 00:19:43,001
- Is not perfected yet.
- Not perfected?
341
00:19:43,463 --> 00:19:46,043
Uh, a little fine-tuning.
Needs a little fine-tuning.
342
00:19:46,873 --> 00:19:49,001
Then, perfected very soon.
343
00:19:49,463 --> 00:19:53,168
You have until
tomorrow morning.
344
00:19:53,251 --> 00:19:55,918
And don't even think about
running out on me.
345
00:19:56,001 --> 00:19:58,793
I've got eyes
and ears everywhere.
346
00:19:58,876 --> 00:20:01,251
More importantly..
347
00:20:01,335 --> 00:20:03,418
...I got a brain.
348
00:20:05,626 --> 00:20:07,501
Sam?
349
00:20:07,585 --> 00:20:09,335
'You look like
you're in shock.'
350
00:20:09,418 --> 00:20:11,043
I'm fine, fine, fine.
351
00:20:11,873 --> 00:20:15,335
Huh. Alright, if you say so,
but it's almost as if you
352
00:20:15,418 --> 00:20:17,335
weren't helping them
on a story at all
353
00:20:17,418 --> 00:20:19,835
but hearing some
Earth-shattering news instead.
354
00:20:19,918 --> 00:20:21,335
[laughing]
355
00:20:27,043 --> 00:20:28,626
That's not it,
of course.
356
00:20:28,710 --> 00:20:31,543
No, no, no.
Uh, we should be going.
357
00:20:31,626 --> 00:20:34,251
Yes, we should.
358
00:20:34,335 --> 00:20:37,463
You know, this sounds
so ridiculous
359
00:20:37,168 --> 00:20:38,918
but I have
this crazy feeling
360
00:20:39,001 --> 00:20:41,501
that everybody here
knows something I don't.
361
00:20:41,585 --> 00:20:44,585
Oh, mother, what would
we know that you don't?
362
00:20:44,668 --> 00:20:47,463
You're right.
I'm being
silly.
363
00:20:49,043 --> 00:20:50,960
- Are you dying?
- No.
364
00:20:51,043 --> 00:20:53,293
Oh, well, that's great.
365
00:20:53,376 --> 00:20:54,668
'Oh, Martha, don't forget'
366
00:20:54,751 --> 00:20:56,001
'to give me the recipe
for the popovers.'
367
00:20:56,463 --> 00:21:00,626
- Oh, do you bake?
- No, not really.
368
00:21:00,710 --> 00:21:03,376
Sam, I'll get Superman's files
369
00:21:03,460 --> 00:21:05,293
from S.T.A.R. Labs
as soon as I can.
370
00:21:05,376 --> 00:21:08,335
And, uh, thank you.
371
00:21:08,418 --> 00:21:10,585
- Hmm.
- Ohh. Sam.
372
00:21:10,668 --> 00:21:12,251
Sam, are you coming?
373
00:21:12,335 --> 00:21:14,418
Or do you have some more secret
stuff to discuss with Clark?
374
00:21:14,501 --> 00:21:16,873
[laughing]
375
00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:38,918
Oh, my God. In a few hours,
he's going to be here.
376
00:21:39,001 --> 00:21:42,251
- Sam. Sam?
- Not now, Misha.
377
00:21:42,335 --> 00:21:45,043
I'm up to my knees
in Shinola here.
378
00:21:46,710 --> 00:21:49,293
This morning, I have
to deliver a machine
379
00:21:49,376 --> 00:21:52,501
that will super-enhance
the brain's energy.
380
00:21:52,585 --> 00:21:54,585
I didn't know
such a thing existed.
381
00:21:54,668 --> 00:21:57,460
[laughs]
It doesn't.
382
00:21:57,543 --> 00:22:02,251
Ah. These figures
can't be right.
383
00:22:02,335 --> 00:22:05,710
You've got
to help me,
Sam.
384
00:22:05,793 --> 00:22:08,873
What the hell are you
working on over there?
385
00:22:08,210 --> 00:22:09,501
Ah, it's a little
project of mine.
386
00:22:09,585 --> 00:22:10,960
It's nothing important.
387
00:22:11,043 --> 00:22:14,460
You wouldn't be holding out
on me, Sam, would you?
388
00:22:14,543 --> 00:22:15,960
I'm in real trouble.
389
00:22:16,043 --> 00:22:17,210
If you've got
something there
390
00:22:17,293 --> 00:22:19,293
that can help
buy me some time..
391
00:22:19,376 --> 00:22:21,293
No, no, no,
I don't think so.
392
00:22:21,376 --> 00:22:22,960
[instrumental music]
393
00:22:38,335 --> 00:22:39,626
Well..
394
00:22:39,710 --> 00:22:41,960
[instrumental music]
395
00:22:45,543 --> 00:22:48,001
Sam, I'm going to have
a cup of coffee.
396
00:22:48,463 --> 00:22:49,460
You want one?
397
00:22:49,543 --> 00:22:53,335
- Oh, coffee, yeah, thanks.
- No problem, partner.
398
00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:56,460
Anything for you,
partner.
399
00:22:56,543 --> 00:22:57,835
[instrumental music]
400
00:23:11,710 --> 00:23:15,626
You're going to tell me
your secret, Sam. All of
them.
401
00:23:19,585 --> 00:23:20,585
[instrumental music]
402
00:23:34,293 --> 00:23:39,376
It's a new dawn, unsleuthable
crimes untraceable to me.
403
00:23:39,460 --> 00:23:40,835
[instrumental music]
404
00:23:46,793 --> 00:23:47,793
[groans]
405
00:23:49,751 --> 00:23:51,460
[engine starts]
406
00:23:53,751 --> 00:23:55,876
(male #2)
'Hey, hey, wait a minute!'
407
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:57,293
'What's happening?'
408
00:23:59,463 --> 00:24:01,293
Wow, where's the challenge?
409
00:24:01,376 --> 00:24:05,210
Now we rendezvous at my place.
Follow that car.
410
00:24:07,168 --> 00:24:09,460
I can't stop!
I can't!
411
00:24:09,543 --> 00:24:10,668
[car honks horn]
412
00:24:10,751 --> 00:24:12,751
Stop! Look out!
413
00:24:14,501 --> 00:24:16,668
Hey!
414
00:24:16,751 --> 00:24:19,043
[honks horn]
415
00:24:19,873 --> 00:24:20,293
Move! Move!
416
00:24:20,376 --> 00:24:21,918
'Look out! Look out!'
417
00:24:22,001 --> 00:24:23,668
'Oh, my God.'
418
00:24:23,751 --> 00:24:24,793
[lady screaming]
419
00:24:27,168 --> 00:24:28,793
[dramatic music]
420
00:24:38,001 --> 00:24:40,463
- Are you alright, sir?
- It wasn't me, Superman.
421
00:24:40,168 --> 00:24:41,876
The car just drove itself.
422
00:24:49,376 --> 00:24:54,751
Him. I heard about him
the whole time I was in
prison.
423
00:24:54,835 --> 00:24:56,418
Superman.
424
00:24:59,751 --> 00:25:01,751
Okay, this one
is pretty strange.
425
00:25:01,835 --> 00:25:04,835
First, the guard gets
knocked down by his own gun
426
00:25:04,918 --> 00:25:06,210
then the armored
car takes off
427
00:25:06,293 --> 00:25:09,460
and the driver said
it was driving itself.
428
00:25:09,543 --> 00:25:11,543
Like the exercise bike
moved by itself
429
00:25:11,626 --> 00:25:13,418
or the prison gate
moved by itself.
430
00:25:13,501 --> 00:25:15,793
Just as Klaus Mensa
was released.
431
00:25:15,876 --> 00:25:19,873
Oh, by the way, I found
out that Klaus Mensa
432
00:25:19,210 --> 00:25:21,668
started this cult
called Dynomonics.
433
00:25:21,751 --> 00:25:23,501
They believed
anything can be achieved
434
00:25:23,585 --> 00:25:25,668
with advanced
mental techniques.
435
00:25:25,751 --> 00:25:27,210
I'm going to try
my father again.
436
00:25:27,293 --> 00:25:28,710
I don't know why
he's not answering.
437
00:25:28,793 --> 00:25:29,960
[dials]
438
00:25:30,043 --> 00:25:31,793
[telephone rings]
439
00:25:31,876 --> 00:25:33,463
- Good morning.
- Mother?
440
00:25:33,168 --> 00:25:35,376
- Am I interrupting anything?
- No.
441
00:25:35,460 --> 00:25:39,668
(Sam on answering machine)
'Hi, this is Sam Lane. I'm
not
in right now, so if you'll..'
442
00:25:39,751 --> 00:25:43,418
- Calling your father?
- No. Yes, uh, just to say
hi.
443
00:25:43,501 --> 00:25:45,335
Do you know he said
he couldn't see me last night?
444
00:25:45,418 --> 00:25:47,751
- He was working.
- Oh.
445
00:25:47,835 --> 00:25:50,168
- He said he's working for
you.
- He did?
446
00:25:50,251 --> 00:25:52,043
On that story
that you're doing.
447
00:25:52,873 --> 00:25:55,501
Oh, yes, right.
Yeah.
448
00:25:55,585 --> 00:25:57,501
Clark, look, mother.
449
00:25:57,585 --> 00:26:00,835
Oh, hi, Ellen.
450
00:26:00,918 --> 00:26:02,751
Um, Sam's busy
so I thought maybe
451
00:26:02,835 --> 00:26:04,335
I could steal Lois
here for lunch.
452
00:26:04,418 --> 00:26:05,835
Well, I'd love to.
453
00:26:05,918 --> 00:26:07,460
(Jimmy)
'Lois, Clark,
I forgot to tell you.'
454
00:26:07,543 --> 00:26:09,043
Miss Bailey's on her
way over here for--
455
00:26:09,873 --> 00:26:10,585
Uh, Jimmy.
456
00:26:10,668 --> 00:26:13,293
I just, I can't believe you
guys were thinking about--
457
00:26:13,376 --> 00:26:17,710
- It's for a story, Jimmy.
- Yeah, here.
458
00:26:17,793 --> 00:26:20,168
Well, looks like I'm not
available. I'm sorry.
459
00:26:20,251 --> 00:26:23,251
- How about dinner tonight?
- Yeah, that'd be fine.
460
00:26:23,335 --> 00:26:28,668
Uh, honey...if you were
dying,
I'd know, wouldn't I?
461
00:26:28,751 --> 00:26:30,001
Yes.
462
00:26:30,463 --> 00:26:31,585
Before a lot of
other people, I
mean.
463
00:26:31,668 --> 00:26:35,543
You would be at the top
of...my death notification
list.
464
00:26:35,626 --> 00:26:38,960
Oh. Thank you,
sweetheart.
You'll see.
465
00:26:39,043 --> 00:26:42,168
It's the little things
that
count when you're a mom.
466
00:26:43,668 --> 00:26:48,960
Oh, Sam, for the last time,
what are you working on?
467
00:26:49,043 --> 00:26:54,876
- What is the secret project?
- I'm-I'm..
468
00:26:56,335 --> 00:26:58,668
Ohh. Stubborn old fool.
We're running out of time!
469
00:26:58,751 --> 00:27:04,668
I'm trying...to
help...my daughter.
470
00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:11,463
I don't know how much more
of this you can take.
471
00:27:11,168 --> 00:27:16,335
I'm trying to
help my daughter.
472
00:27:16,418 --> 00:27:20,918
She's-she's...married..
473
00:27:21,001 --> 00:27:23,751
...to Superman.
474
00:27:25,710 --> 00:27:27,210
Clark Kent?
475
00:27:31,001 --> 00:27:34,043
I'm not having a good morning!
Where's my machine?
476
00:27:34,873 --> 00:27:37,001
Not quite perfected yet,
unfortunately.
477
00:27:37,463 --> 00:27:38,918
What did you say?
478
00:27:39,001 --> 00:27:43,585
But I have some information
you might like just as much.
479
00:27:43,668 --> 00:27:45,168
[instrumental music]
480
00:27:47,251 --> 00:27:49,873
(Ms. Bailey)
'Well, well, well.'
481
00:27:49,210 --> 00:27:53,376
Well, well, well,
well, well. Hmm-hmm.
482
00:27:53,460 --> 00:27:55,710
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm,
hmm, hmm, hmmm.
483
00:28:01,626 --> 00:28:03,043
You know, we almost forgot
484
00:28:03,873 --> 00:28:06,710
that we even made this
appointment, Miss
Bailey.
485
00:28:06,793 --> 00:28:09,001
When we started talking
about having kids
486
00:28:09,463 --> 00:28:11,873
we thought we'd explore
all of our options.
487
00:28:11,210 --> 00:28:14,376
And we didn't know much
about the adoption process.
488
00:28:14,460 --> 00:28:17,293
Mm-hmm. You know, our
task at county adoption
489
00:28:17,376 --> 00:28:19,460
isn't just finding the
right child for a parent.
490
00:28:19,543 --> 00:28:22,001
It's finding the right
parent for our children.
491
00:28:22,463 --> 00:28:25,251
I've started a preliminary
work-up on the two of you
492
00:28:25,335 --> 00:28:26,960
to get an idea
of your suitability.
493
00:28:27,043 --> 00:28:29,418
- You have?
- Well, it wasn't
difficult.
494
00:28:29,501 --> 00:28:32,668
You are, after all, two of
our most prominent citizens.
495
00:28:32,751 --> 00:28:35,585
Oh, I don't know if
I'd say most
prominent.
496
00:28:35,668 --> 00:28:37,168
Don't be modest,
Ms. Lane.
497
00:28:37,251 --> 00:28:40,835
Your contributions to the city
couldn't be overestimated.
498
00:28:40,918 --> 00:28:44,001
Well, you
know,
we try.
499
00:28:44,463 --> 00:28:46,960
Which, uh, brings me
to the problem.
500
00:28:47,043 --> 00:28:48,960
Problem?
501
00:28:49,043 --> 00:28:52,876
Uh, Mr. Kent, you are
a model of propriety.
502
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:55,668
You do your job,
you make an excellent income.
503
00:28:55,751 --> 00:28:57,293
You shun the spotlight.
504
00:28:57,376 --> 00:29:01,460
Out of a possible 100 points,
I gave you 97.
505
00:29:01,543 --> 00:29:05,876
- Oh, well, thank you.
- What did I get?
506
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:09,210
Something lower.
507
00:29:09,293 --> 00:29:11,463
Miss Lane, on almost
a weekly basis
508
00:29:11,168 --> 00:29:13,626
you manage to dangle
above the jaws of death.
509
00:29:13,710 --> 00:29:15,835
I dangle above
the jaws of
death?
510
00:29:15,918 --> 00:29:19,710
Like an hors d'oeurve. Usually
in situations so terrifying
511
00:29:19,793 --> 00:29:21,710
you require rescue
by Superman.
512
00:29:21,793 --> 00:29:24,793
But-but it's not like
she's
looking for the jaws of
death.
513
00:29:24,876 --> 00:29:26,293
Yeah, I
can't
help it.
514
00:29:26,376 --> 00:29:27,751
That's what
I'm talking about.
515
00:29:27,835 --> 00:29:31,543
You may be what we in psychology
call a thrill addict.
516
00:29:31,626 --> 00:29:32,710
What?
517
00:29:32,793 --> 00:29:34,168
Someone who places
oneself in danger
518
00:29:34,251 --> 00:29:36,251
to satisfy some
subliminal need.
519
00:29:36,335 --> 00:29:40,001
On the face of it, I'd say you
have an obsession with Superman.
520
00:29:40,463 --> 00:29:42,376
Oh!
521
00:29:42,460 --> 00:29:44,251
I-I do not.
522
00:29:46,001 --> 00:29:47,376
Nineteen.
523
00:29:47,460 --> 00:29:49,835
You gave him a 97,
and you gave me a 19?
524
00:29:49,918 --> 00:29:53,710
And that includes five
points
for being a U.S. Citizen.
525
00:29:53,793 --> 00:29:57,460
Miss Bailey, my wife
is a complete professional.
526
00:29:57,543 --> 00:29:59,918
Someone who cares very,
very much about this world.
527
00:30:00,001 --> 00:30:04,501
Frankly, she's, she's
the best person that I know.
528
00:30:04,585 --> 00:30:08,043
Now, any child who is lucky
to have Lois as their mother
529
00:30:08,873 --> 00:30:09,918
will be the luckiest
child alive.
530
00:30:10,001 --> 00:30:11,585
'Well, that may be, Mr. Kent.'
531
00:30:11,668 --> 00:30:13,463
And these work-ups
are preliminary
532
00:30:13,168 --> 00:30:15,626
but at this point,
I certainly couldn't recommend
533
00:30:15,710 --> 00:30:18,376
placing a child
in your home.
534
00:30:18,460 --> 00:30:21,251
[doorbell rings]
535
00:30:21,335 --> 00:30:23,668
- Ellen! Hi.
- You free for lunch?
536
00:30:23,751 --> 00:30:25,585
You may be the only
person I know who is.
537
00:30:25,668 --> 00:30:28,043
Not that you were
my last choice.
538
00:30:28,873 --> 00:30:29,626
You seem a little blue.
539
00:30:29,710 --> 00:30:32,418
I don't know. Maybe
it's just my imagination.
540
00:30:32,501 --> 00:30:37,626
I just, get the impression that
everyone.. Well, not everyone.
541
00:30:37,710 --> 00:30:40,460
I mean, just you and Jonathan
and Lois and Clark and Sam
542
00:30:40,543 --> 00:30:41,960
know something
that I don't.
543
00:30:42,043 --> 00:30:43,751
- Oh, Ellen.
- I know.
544
00:30:43,835 --> 00:30:46,210
It would just make me
feel so much better
545
00:30:46,293 --> 00:30:48,460
if you could just
say to me
546
00:30:48,543 --> 00:30:51,873
"Ellen, may God
strike me dead
547
00:30:51,210 --> 00:30:53,043
if we're keeping
something from you."
548
00:30:55,876 --> 00:30:57,210
[telephone rings]
549
00:31:03,251 --> 00:31:06,335
Hello? Hi!
550
00:31:06,418 --> 00:31:09,626
Ah, no, dear,
he's not here.
551
00:31:09,710 --> 00:31:13,043
We haven't been able
to get hold of him either.
552
00:31:13,873 --> 00:31:17,251
Jonathan's gone over
to check on him. Bye.
553
00:31:17,335 --> 00:31:20,043
Well, I'm sure that
was none of my
business.
554
00:31:20,873 --> 00:31:23,210
Ellen, I think if you could
just
look at this objectively--
555
00:31:23,293 --> 00:31:24,501
You know, you say that
556
00:31:24,585 --> 00:31:26,501
like you're talking
to a healthy person.
557
00:31:26,585 --> 00:31:29,418
Martha, I have as much
self-esteem as chipped
beef.
558
00:31:29,501 --> 00:31:33,418
And it's starting to feel like
every single person in the
world
559
00:31:33,501 --> 00:31:34,960
knows something I don't.
560
00:31:35,043 --> 00:31:38,376
Oh, that's just
ridiculous.
561
00:31:38,460 --> 00:31:39,835
[instrumental music]
562
00:31:42,293 --> 00:31:43,835
I know a secret.
563
00:31:43,918 --> 00:31:46,876
- My God, even him!
- Come on!
564
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:48,918
[instrumental music]
565
00:31:57,585 --> 00:32:00,876
- What do you want?
- I want you, ladies.
566
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:02,376
[instrumental music]
567
00:32:02,460 --> 00:32:05,543
- You're coming with me.
- Oh, oh!
568
00:32:05,626 --> 00:32:07,626
[instrumental music]
569
00:32:14,835 --> 00:32:16,873
Sam, I don't
mean to nag
570
00:32:16,210 --> 00:32:18,668
but do you do any
checking
on these crackpots
571
00:32:18,751 --> 00:32:21,210
before you sign
them up as
partners?
572
00:32:21,293 --> 00:32:25,043
- I'm not a crackpot!
- No, dear, trust me, you
are.
573
00:32:25,873 --> 00:32:29,043
Look, I thought I was free
of Fat Head years ago.
574
00:32:29,873 --> 00:32:33,626
But now he's caught me between
his Fat Head and a hard place.
575
00:32:33,710 --> 00:32:36,043
He'll kill me
if I don't help
him.
576
00:32:36,873 --> 00:32:38,168
- Jonathan!
- Are you alright?
577
00:32:38,251 --> 00:32:39,918
(Mensa)
'Just shut up!'
578
00:32:43,251 --> 00:32:46,960
Well, when it comes to
Superman's nearest and dearest
579
00:32:47,043 --> 00:32:49,418
I pretty much have myself
a complete set.
580
00:32:49,501 --> 00:32:51,293
- What the hell does that
mean?
- Ellen!
581
00:32:51,376 --> 00:32:54,751
I don't know. I think he's got
us confused with somebody else.
582
00:32:54,835 --> 00:32:56,960
Don't play stupid
with me, blondie.
583
00:32:57,043 --> 00:32:59,751
We all know what
I'm talking about. Don't we?
584
00:32:59,835 --> 00:33:02,335
- What, even him?
- He got it from him.
585
00:33:02,418 --> 00:33:05,335
Oh, it's wonderful.
Thanks a lot, Sam.
586
00:33:07,168 --> 00:33:08,751
There's a shipment
of gold bullion
587
00:33:08,835 --> 00:33:11,876
at the new Troy bank, awaiting
an escort to Fort Knox.
588
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:15,543
That gold is ours, Misha.
No one's gonna try to stop us.
589
00:33:15,626 --> 00:33:17,751
Not even Superman,
because he knows
590
00:33:17,835 --> 00:33:21,463
what will happen
if he tries. Doesn't he?
591
00:33:24,376 --> 00:33:25,668
What?
592
00:33:25,751 --> 00:33:27,751
[telephone ringing]
593
00:33:28,835 --> 00:33:30,001
[sighs]
594
00:33:32,751 --> 00:33:36,335
Honey, she is not
the final word on this.
595
00:33:36,418 --> 00:33:39,835
- Don't be sad.
- I'm not sad, I'm angry.
596
00:33:39,918 --> 00:33:41,293
You know,
it's
discrimination.
597
00:33:41,376 --> 00:33:44,626
What, no people with
risky jobs can have
kids?
598
00:33:44,710 --> 00:33:47,626
So, I guess cops and
test pilots and trapeze
artists
599
00:33:47,710 --> 00:33:48,876
can forget it, too.
600
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:50,168
And what does
she think?
601
00:33:50,251 --> 00:33:51,918
Does she think
that
I'm deliberately
602
00:33:52,001 --> 00:33:55,335
gonna run around sticking my
neck out after I adopt a
child?
603
00:33:55,418 --> 00:33:57,293
I mean, how dumb
does she think I
am?
604
00:33:57,376 --> 00:34:01,793
Ha ha. See,
this is why I love you.
605
00:34:01,876 --> 00:34:03,293
'Cause I'm crabby?
606
00:34:03,376 --> 00:34:07,463
No, because
you never give up.
607
00:34:07,168 --> 00:34:09,210
We'll figure something out.
608
00:34:09,293 --> 00:34:13,751
And in the meantime, we'll just
have a terrific family of two.
609
00:34:15,835 --> 00:34:19,168
Okay, guess which cult
Mr. Exercise Bike
610
00:34:19,251 --> 00:34:20,460
was involved with.
611
00:34:20,543 --> 00:34:23,793
- Dynomonics.
- Yep. Run by Klaus Mensa.
612
00:34:23,876 --> 00:34:25,960
He, uh, believed the mind
was capable of anything
613
00:34:26,043 --> 00:34:27,876
and he spent his life
trying to focus the power
614
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:29,251
of his whole brain.
615
00:34:29,335 --> 00:34:31,335
Not just the little
that most of us use.
616
00:34:31,418 --> 00:34:33,043
This is really interesting.
617
00:34:33,873 --> 00:34:36,210
Alright, this is a picture taken
of him before he went to prison.
618
00:34:36,293 --> 00:34:41,463
And this was taken
after he got out.
619
00:34:41,168 --> 00:34:43,001
[laughing]
620
00:34:43,463 --> 00:34:45,210
In prison, he got
the nickname Fat Head.
621
00:34:45,293 --> 00:34:47,460
Wonder why, huh?
622
00:34:49,463 --> 00:34:53,463
His head looks like
an over-developed muscle.
623
00:34:53,168 --> 00:34:59,463
Clark, that prison guard
died
after Fat Head was
released
624
00:34:59,168 --> 00:35:01,210
by a gate closing by itself.
625
00:35:01,293 --> 00:35:04,626
And the exercise bike
that killed Carter
Clavens.
626
00:35:04,710 --> 00:35:07,251
And the armored truck
that Superman stopped.
627
00:35:07,335 --> 00:35:09,668
Have you ever seen
Yuri Geller do his
act?
628
00:35:09,751 --> 00:35:11,543
He focuses his
mind
on a fork.
629
00:35:11,626 --> 00:35:14,835
And it bends.
All by itself.
630
00:35:14,918 --> 00:35:16,376
Telekinesis.
631
00:35:16,460 --> 00:35:19,543
I think Klaus Mensa's turned
his mind into a deadly
weapon.
632
00:35:19,626 --> 00:35:21,376
(female #1)
Full tactical alert.
633
00:35:21,460 --> 00:35:23,873
What? What are
you hearing?
634
00:35:23,210 --> 00:35:25,460
I'm not sure.
635
00:35:25,543 --> 00:35:27,876
Something's going on
at the new Troy bank.
636
00:35:29,668 --> 00:35:31,585
[sirens blaring]
637
00:35:42,335 --> 00:35:44,418
Superman, bank robbery going
down. We can't even get close.
638
00:35:44,501 --> 00:35:46,418
- How many of them are there?
- One.
639
00:35:46,501 --> 00:35:48,501
- Armed with what?
- Nothing.
640
00:35:48,585 --> 00:35:49,918
And he did all this?
641
00:35:50,001 --> 00:35:51,626
[instrumental music]
642
00:36:03,376 --> 00:36:04,543
Oh!
643
00:36:05,710 --> 00:36:07,585
Alright, Mensa,
that's enough.
644
00:36:07,668 --> 00:36:09,668
Your powers
won't work on me.
645
00:36:09,751 --> 00:36:11,210
Probably true.
646
00:36:11,293 --> 00:36:13,501
That's why I got a hold of
the people you love the most.
647
00:36:13,585 --> 00:36:15,210
You know who
I'm talking about.
648
00:36:15,293 --> 00:36:19,460
The big four. So, you so much
as look cross-eyed at me
649
00:36:19,543 --> 00:36:21,876
and well, it won't be
a pretty death.
650
00:36:23,501 --> 00:36:26,043
(Mensa)
'You think I'm joking,
big boy? Try me.'
651
00:36:26,873 --> 00:36:27,460
'Not so sure of yourself,
now, are you?'
652
00:36:27,543 --> 00:36:29,043
Better think
this through, Misha.
653
00:36:29,873 --> 00:36:30,751
Sitting around
that cult of yours.
654
00:36:30,835 --> 00:36:33,418
A crime spree might sound kind
of fun, but this is serious.
655
00:36:33,501 --> 00:36:34,710
Those cops are hurt!
656
00:36:34,793 --> 00:36:36,873
Any chance of you
rebuilding your life
657
00:36:36,210 --> 00:36:37,876
is getting mighty slim.
658
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:40,460
Shut up, both of you.
I don't have a choice.
659
00:36:40,543 --> 00:36:42,876
You got any doubt that I'm
holding on to your loved ones
660
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:45,835
I'll let them talk to you
over a frequency
661
00:36:45,918 --> 00:36:47,376
only you and I can hear.
662
00:36:47,460 --> 00:36:49,335
He says he's got our parents.
663
00:36:49,418 --> 00:36:52,585
(Mensa)
'Well, the little wife
showed up, too. Perfect.'
664
00:36:52,668 --> 00:36:53,960
[instrumental music]
665
00:36:57,418 --> 00:36:59,751
(Jonathan)
'Hi, I'm afraid it's
true.'
666
00:37:02,918 --> 00:37:04,873
He's got me, too.
667
00:37:06,210 --> 00:37:09,210
- He does have them.
- Superman, Ellen Lane!
668
00:37:16,210 --> 00:37:18,001
Alright,
I'll help you.
669
00:37:18,463 --> 00:37:20,585
- What do we do?
- Come here.
670
00:37:21,626 --> 00:37:24,668
Rainbows follow
stormy skies.
671
00:37:24,751 --> 00:37:29,335
Your father just said,
"Rainbows follow stormy
skies."
672
00:37:30,710 --> 00:37:33,668
He used to say
that
when I was a kid.
673
00:37:33,751 --> 00:37:36,376
It means
everything's
alright.
674
00:37:36,460 --> 00:37:37,751
[instrumental music]
675
00:37:40,585 --> 00:37:42,876
Alright,
stop right there.
676
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:44,710
No closer, pal.
That's it.
677
00:37:44,793 --> 00:37:46,710
Okay, I warned you. Gas 'em!
678
00:37:46,793 --> 00:37:48,873
[coughing and wheezing]
679
00:37:55,793 --> 00:37:58,168
Hey, didn't you
hear that?
680
00:37:58,251 --> 00:37:59,960
Man, you are
a cold fish.
681
00:38:00,043 --> 00:38:03,168
Lieutenant, I'm going
to take this car
682
00:38:03,251 --> 00:38:08,668
and personally fly it back
to the penitentiary myself.
683
00:38:08,751 --> 00:38:10,418
[instrumental music]
684
00:38:28,168 --> 00:38:29,210
[engine revving]
685
00:38:31,793 --> 00:38:33,168
[tires squealing]
686
00:38:38,668 --> 00:38:41,043
Superman, we couldn't
hold Fat Head. He's gone.
687
00:38:45,043 --> 00:38:46,918
I'm in big trouble here.
688
00:38:47,001 --> 00:38:48,626
Superman doesn't care
that I killed his parents.
689
00:38:48,710 --> 00:38:50,043
The guy's gone berserk!
690
00:38:50,873 --> 00:38:51,585
Where's that machine that
will pump up my brain power?
691
00:38:51,668 --> 00:38:52,585
It's not ready yet.
692
00:38:52,668 --> 00:38:54,418
I don't care
if it's not ready!
693
00:38:54,501 --> 00:38:57,873
Hook me up. The guy
will be here any second!
694
00:38:59,251 --> 00:39:01,626
Alright, but I'm warning you.
695
00:39:03,873 --> 00:39:05,501
Okay. Hit it!
696
00:39:05,585 --> 00:39:07,043
[buzzing]
697
00:39:09,376 --> 00:39:10,960
Too late, Superman.
698
00:39:11,043 --> 00:39:13,873
I am invincible.
699
00:39:13,210 --> 00:39:14,251
[buzzing]
700
00:39:15,376 --> 00:39:17,168
It's alright.
Shut it down.
701
00:39:17,251 --> 00:39:18,293
[buzzing]
702
00:39:24,668 --> 00:39:26,960
I can't. Something is wrong.
703
00:39:27,043 --> 00:39:29,501
His mental strength's
amplifying
the power of the machine.
704
00:39:29,585 --> 00:39:31,376
Wait a minute!
705
00:39:31,460 --> 00:39:36,873
His parents? I know
what the big secret
is!
706
00:39:36,210 --> 00:39:37,793
[buzzing]
707
00:39:40,001 --> 00:39:41,501
[buzzing]
708
00:39:47,793 --> 00:39:48,918
[explosion]
709
00:39:49,001 --> 00:39:50,210
[machine powers down]
710
00:39:52,293 --> 00:39:53,501
[Mensa panting]
711
00:39:56,918 --> 00:39:58,501
His head's back to normal.
712
00:39:58,585 --> 00:40:00,293
And his powers seem to be gone.
713
00:40:00,376 --> 00:40:05,463
- What about the others?
- Others? What others?
714
00:40:05,168 --> 00:40:11,873
My God, you know something,
I have no unpleasant memories.
715
00:40:11,210 --> 00:40:13,793
The Bummer Be Gone,
it works!
716
00:40:15,293 --> 00:40:16,418
[crying]
717
00:40:23,873 --> 00:40:26,293
Well, my parents
are back to
normal.
718
00:40:26,376 --> 00:40:31,463
Clueless that their
son-in-law
moonlights in tights.
719
00:40:31,168 --> 00:40:32,543
I guess knowing I'm Superman
720
00:40:32,626 --> 00:40:34,960
brought them nothing
but unpleasantness.
721
00:40:35,043 --> 00:40:38,043
So, now, that
memory is gone.
722
00:40:38,873 --> 00:40:42,168
I don't think mom remembers
being mad at daddy either.
723
00:40:42,251 --> 00:40:45,835
Apparently not, because I caught
them kissing out on the terrace.
724
00:40:49,668 --> 00:40:53,793
[sighs]
Clark, I'm
sorry.
725
00:40:53,876 --> 00:40:56,168
For what?
726
00:40:56,251 --> 00:41:00,210
I'm sorry that daddy
can't find anything
wrong
727
00:41:00,293 --> 00:41:03,501
with the S.T.A.R. Labs data.
728
00:41:03,585 --> 00:41:06,751
He doesn't think we'll
be able to have kids.
729
00:41:06,835 --> 00:41:13,168
Honey, I have not for one
second doubted in us.
730
00:41:13,251 --> 00:41:15,626
We live the impossible.
731
00:41:17,668 --> 00:41:21,460
A child is something brought
about by love, isn't it?
732
00:41:24,001 --> 00:41:26,873
Well, then that
above all else
733
00:41:26,210 --> 00:41:29,168
has got to be possible for us.
734
00:41:29,251 --> 00:41:30,501
[buzzing]
735
00:41:32,251 --> 00:41:35,251
What? What are
you hearing?
736
00:41:35,335 --> 00:41:37,463
I'm not sure.
737
00:41:37,168 --> 00:41:40,376
Well, what does
it
sound like?
738
00:41:40,460 --> 00:41:43,876
I can't actually believe
what it sounds like.
739
00:41:46,543 --> 00:41:49,543
[instrumental music]
740
00:42:20,251 --> 00:42:24,460
"Lois and Clark,
this child belongs to you."
741
00:42:24,543 --> 00:42:26,001
[baby gurgling]
742
00:42:26,463 --> 00:42:28,793
[instrumental music]
743
00:42:41,585 --> 00:42:45,418
- Son, everything alright?
- Everyone okay?
744
00:42:45,501 --> 00:42:47,210
- We saw the lights.
- Lois?
745
00:42:47,293 --> 00:42:52,460
Ah, yeah, everyone,
everything is absolutely
fine.
746
00:42:52,543 --> 00:42:57,168
Um, mom and dad,
and, uh, mom and dad
747
00:42:57,251 --> 00:43:00,501
uh, we have something
to tell you.
748
00:43:00,585 --> 00:43:03,873
[instrumental music]
749
00:43:03,210 --> 00:43:04,710
[baby gurgling]
750
00:43:06,873 --> 00:43:08,873
[instrumental music]
751
00:43:25,043 --> 00:43:27,751
[theme music]