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[instrumental music]
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(Clark)
'Guess who?'
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Give me a hint.
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(Clark)
'Okay, but no peeking.'
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I know you.
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(Clark)
Mm-hmm-hmm. Yes.
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What?
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I can't believe the first time
I looked into your eyes
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'I didn't instantly know'
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you were the man
I'd spend my life with.
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So, did you find a
movie
you want to see?
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No, actually,
I wasn't able to get past
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your piece
on the Zarate crime family.
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[chuckles]
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- It's first-rate.
- Thank you.
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Meanwhile, I'm stuck with
page three novelty robberies.
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No, your piece on the museum
robbery was excellent.
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'A thief who can climb
a seven-story building'
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enter through a vent,
and then escape
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without setting off
the alarm? Very good stuff.
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- You think?
- Absolutely.
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Whoever's pulling
off
this thing..
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...must be as agile as a monkey.
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[chuckles]
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"Seven stories.."
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"Air vent.."
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"Apparent acrobatic ability."
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Dad?
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Dad?
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[chattering]
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I knew it.
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Daddy, you promised me.
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'Didn't we just have
this conversation?'
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Well?
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[groans]
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[sighs]
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Call me unreasonable
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'but I refuse to discuss
this with a primate.'
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[chattering]
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[dramatic music]
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I have half a mind
to call the SPCA.
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This switching bodies
with innocent animals
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it's gotta stop.
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You know I can't leave the
house
in my own body, kitten.
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There's a price on my head,
remember?
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Yes, I remember,
and don't call me kitten.
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Makes me nervous.
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How am I supposed
to provide for us
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if I have to stay locked up
in here like some-some..
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Animal?
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I was trying
to avoid the irony.
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Anyway, I promised
your mother on her deathbed
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I'd look after you.
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Mom is not dead.
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She ran off to be
an investment
banker.
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I'd rather think
of her as dead.
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[sniffs]
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The point is, Becky,
you mean the world to me.
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That's what this last job
was all about.
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That's why I'm gonna get out
from underneath this price
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that Little Tony put on my
head
once and for all.
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Really?
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Little Tony agreed
to cancel the
contract?
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Not exactly.
I'm gonna cancel it.
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But-but only Little Tony
can do that.
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That's why I'm gonna
be
Little Tony.
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Wait, you're gonna switch
bodies
with a mob boss?
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Just for a while,
until I can clear up this
mess.
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Even if it could be done,
you can't get near Little
Tony.
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You won't last for two minutes.
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That's right.
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That's why
I have to get into a
body
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of someone that
can
get near Little
Tony.
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Like who?
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Like, uh..
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'...like him.'
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[theme music]
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[no audio]
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[no audio]
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[no audio]
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(male #1)
'How is it, boss? Good?'
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I'm undecided.
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It lacks a certain
esprit de la boue.
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You was there
when Kent interviewed me.
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How do you think
I came across?
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Real good, boss. Stylish.
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Yeah? I thought so too.
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So how come I feel
like I'm reading about
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some kind of gangster?
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Well, he don't know you, boss.
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I ain't satisfied.
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Arrange another sit-down
with Kent.
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We'll explain things to him.
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- Good idea, boss.
- Alright, what else you got?
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Come on, come on, come on.
Let's go.
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Well, we think maybe
Woody Samms is back in town.
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Woody Samms? You seen him?
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Well, somebody's been
pulling some jobs.
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It looks like his sig.
We're looking into it.
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Unbelievable.
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Guy steals from me,
then has the nerve
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to come back to my town
and pull more jobs.
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[chuckles]
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I want this mook found.
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I want him turned over to doc
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chopped up, freeze-dried..
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...and made into little
doggy biscuits
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for Pepino here. My baby.
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So...prowling the night
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in the body of a lithe cat
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or scaling sheer walls
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in the form of the
frolicsome monkey
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wasn't enough for you, huh?
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You return to Asabi,
for the secret of
human-to-human
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body-soul transfer, hmm?
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Look, can we just do this?
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It's not safe for me
to be out in the open.
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I got the money.
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'Do you want it or don't you?'
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All the ancient Gods cry out
to Asabi from the nether
reaches
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imploring him not to share
the sacred knowledge..
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...but...what the heck.
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But before I impart to
you
the secret of the
ancients..
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...I must bid you warning.
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What you seek is a power
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straight from the
pits
of Barathrum.
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To exile a man from his
body,
to take possession
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there are many dangers.
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I'll do whatever it takes.
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Very well,
but know
this
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there is no
guarantee
the transfer will
hold.
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The displaced soul
would always
attempt
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to fight its way back
to its rightful body.
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Not a problem. I only need
the other body temporarily.
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I'll be back in my own skin
before you know it.
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Fine.
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This..
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...is the Zelig stone.
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It contains
properties
for transformation.
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You must clasp it..
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...on to the palms
of the one you wish to
inhabit.
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When you feel
the other's heart
beating
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in time with your own,
as if it were your own
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only then
you may take
possession.
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[dramatic music]
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Sorry about having to do this
on our day off, honey
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but I promise you
I'll make it up to you
tonight.
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How does dinner
at Le Bardo sound?
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Candlelight, violins.
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Why don't we light
some candles here
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'and I'll go out later
and pick up some steaks'
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and a bottle of wine?
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- Clothing optional?
- Ooh.
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- You are making me weak.
- Wait till tonight.
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Kryptonite's got nothing on me.
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Mmm.
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I should get going.
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Little Tony should be getting
out of church right about now.
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Did he say what this impromptu
meeting was about?
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No, but I'm guessing that
he didn't like what he read.
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Well, you just remind him
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that when he agreed
to this interview
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you told him
it wasn't a PR Piece.
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If he wanted that,
he should've hired a
publicist.
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'If he gives you any lip, or
tries to intimidate you at
all'
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you just pull a Mike Wallace.
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You take out a tape recorder
because guys like Little Tony
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they taste their breakfast
when they see tape recorders.
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In fact, I think I might
have mine around here somewh--
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- Lois, hi.
- Oh.
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Oh, I see.
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So, you're-you're all set.
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Well, have a nice time
with your gangster.
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(Becky)
'I can't believe
what you're saying.'
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I'm just not sure
I like the idea
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of my father taking over
the body of a mobster.
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I mean, that means
you'll be a
mobster.
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You're sort of
bad enough now.
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Sweetheart, I told you,
it's only gonna be for a
couple
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of days, just so I can get
that
death order canceled.
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Well, what happens when Little
Tony goes back to his old self?
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What makes you think
he won't reinstate it?
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So, I haven't figured out
every tiny detail.
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Right now, let's just worry
about making the switch.
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I must've been crazy to get
within a mile of Little Tony.
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[inhales]
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[exhales]
But all is fine.
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When Little Tony gets here,
I'm gonna be safe and sound
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tucked away
in Clark Kent's body.
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'You got the sedative?'
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Yes.
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Hey, get ready.
There's Kent.
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Clark Kent?
I thought that was
you.
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Hey, I read
you
all the time.
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You sure know how to expose
the seamy underbelly
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of a candy-coated Metropolis.
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Thank you.
Thank you very much.
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Hey, I'd love
to buy you a
drink.
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Oh-oh, that's, that's very nice
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but, uh, I'm waiting for
someone
right now. Sorry.
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Ah, well,
I'll leave you
alone
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but before I go,
let me shake your
hand.
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Oh. Sure, sure.
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[heart beating]
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[dramatic music]
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Yes.
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- Becky, now.
- Sorry.
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Alright, alright, now, now we
gotta stash the body someplace.
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Little Tony can't
see me...him here.
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I'll help you drag him
over this way.
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Aah!
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- Daddy!
- Sorry.
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This Kent guy
is stronger than he looks.
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[groaning]
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Oh, he's still alive.
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Good, 'cause I'm gonna
need that body back.
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Daddy, is...that really you?
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Really me, princess.
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How do you feel?
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Well, this Kent guy
must
eat right or something
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'cause I feel better than
I've
ever felt in my entire
life.
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Uh...duck down.
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[sighs]
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Okay, Woody,
just play it real easy.
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You're Clark Kent...reporter.
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[exhales]
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(female #1)
'All set with your
loan docs, Mr. Davis.'
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'Just sign in every place
I've indicated.'
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Uh-huh.
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Yeah, ma'am, uh,
seven bucks even.
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(female #2)
'Alright. Here's the tip.'
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- Keep the change.
- Alright.
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(female #3)
A quarter for ten minutes.
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(male #2)
'Oh, until we reach our
cruising
altitude of 35,000 feet'
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'just keep those
seat belts fastened.'
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[crunching]
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Dad! Are you alright?
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Ugh, y-you don't have to
shout.
I-I'm fine. Fine.
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What kind of drug
is this Kent guy on?
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[whooshing]
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(male #3)
'Houston, I'm seeing
unidentified debris'
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'outside the shuttle.'
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'It looks like a piece
of...
park bench.'
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[dog barking]
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Lois! Lois!
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Shh!
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[footsteps]
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Kent, I got a bone to pick
with you. What's wrong?
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You got this look on your face.
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You know what?
I-I gotta go.
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00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:18,001
Um...why don't you guys
feed the pigeons or-or
whatever?
252
00:13:18,463 --> 00:13:19,585
I-I have to get some air.
253
00:13:19,668 --> 00:13:20,668
What are you talking about?
254
00:13:20,751 --> 00:13:22,001
What's he talking about?
255
00:13:22,463 --> 00:13:23,626
'Kent, come back here!'
256
00:13:26,585 --> 00:13:29,668
[whispering]
Dad! Um, Mr. Kent!
257
00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:32,210
'Mr. Kent, come back!'
258
00:13:34,460 --> 00:13:39,043
Aah! Oh, man. Man!
259
00:13:39,873 --> 00:13:43,463
Big mistake.
Oh, big mistake.
260
00:13:43,168 --> 00:13:45,293
This guy's some kind of freak.
261
00:13:46,501 --> 00:13:47,835
Ohh!
262
00:13:57,210 --> 00:13:59,460
Why does that look so familiar?
263
00:14:03,751 --> 00:14:05,335
Wait a minute.
264
00:14:06,418 --> 00:14:07,751
No way.
265
00:14:10,251 --> 00:14:11,835
No way!
266
00:14:13,210 --> 00:14:14,960
[breathes heavily]
267
00:14:15,043 --> 00:14:17,501
Okay, calm down, calm down.
268
00:14:17,585 --> 00:14:19,543
Just relax.
269
00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:21,001
[exhales]
270
00:14:26,251 --> 00:14:28,668
[chuckles]
Wow!
271
00:14:28,751 --> 00:14:31,251
How cool is this!
272
00:14:32,376 --> 00:14:34,001
I'm not on drugs.
273
00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:38,210
I'm Superman.
274
00:14:38,293 --> 00:14:40,251
[chuckles]
275
00:14:50,418 --> 00:14:53,376
[instrumental music]
276
00:14:59,210 --> 00:15:00,460
Okay!
277
00:15:05,793 --> 00:15:07,251
[exhales]
278
00:15:10,501 --> 00:15:12,210
Something in the park.
279
00:15:13,460 --> 00:15:15,668
Red Kryptonite, maybe.
280
00:15:15,751 --> 00:15:17,710
[chuckles]
281
00:15:17,793 --> 00:15:20,463
Alright, how the heck
does he do this part?
282
00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:26,543
Ooh.
283
00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:28,668
Oh, ho-ho-ho, yeah!
284
00:15:34,585 --> 00:15:35,751
Ohh!
285
00:15:37,873 --> 00:15:40,460
This is gonna be so cool!
286
00:15:55,210 --> 00:15:56,335
Lois?
287
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:02,960
[dramatic music]
288
00:16:09,251 --> 00:16:10,501
Yeah, boss.
289
00:16:18,751 --> 00:16:21,960
Guess who I just bumped into?
Woody Samms.
290
00:16:22,043 --> 00:16:23,501
Yeah. Right out in the open.
291
00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:26,835
You bet I will, boss.
292
00:16:26,918 --> 00:16:28,251
Uh-huh.
293
00:16:50,873 --> 00:16:52,626
Lois.
Lois, something's
happened.
294
00:16:52,710 --> 00:16:54,873
Excuse me?
295
00:16:54,210 --> 00:16:57,873
Lois, I don't know how it
happened. It happened so
fast.
296
00:16:57,210 --> 00:17:00,873
This guy came up to me
in the park. I'm dizzy,
honey.
297
00:17:00,210 --> 00:17:02,251
Take me home, and put me
in a hot tub or
something.
298
00:17:02,335 --> 00:17:04,668
Listen, back off, pal.
299
00:17:04,751 --> 00:17:06,585
Why are you looking at
me
like that?
300
00:17:06,668 --> 00:17:07,960
You want me
to drop you right here
301
00:17:08,043 --> 00:17:09,168
'cause I'm a girl who can.
302
00:17:09,251 --> 00:17:12,460
Hey!
This fellow bothering you?
303
00:17:12,543 --> 00:17:15,873
Yes, officer, he is.
304
00:17:15,210 --> 00:17:17,793
What? Lois!
305
00:17:17,876 --> 00:17:19,585
Officer, there's
some misunderstanding.
306
00:17:19,668 --> 00:17:21,293
This woman is my wife.
307
00:17:21,376 --> 00:17:23,626
I've never seen this guy
before in my life.
308
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:26,463
- Okay, buddy, let's go.
- Why are you doing this?
309
00:17:26,168 --> 00:17:28,001
Come on. You can
sleep it off
downtown.
310
00:17:28,463 --> 00:17:30,001
Put your hands
on top of the
car.
311
00:17:30,463 --> 00:17:31,918
(Clark as Woody)
'Some guy in the park
drugged me.'
312
00:17:32,001 --> 00:17:34,501
Always somebody else's fault.
313
00:17:34,585 --> 00:17:37,168
The person you should be
looking at is yourself.
314
00:17:39,501 --> 00:17:41,335
Wait. Wait a minute!
315
00:17:42,835 --> 00:17:44,043
Lois!
316
00:17:44,876 --> 00:17:45,876
Lois!
317
00:18:13,876 --> 00:18:15,168
Dad?
318
00:18:15,251 --> 00:18:17,043
Yeah, honey, it's me.
319
00:18:17,873 --> 00:18:19,710
- Where have you been?
- Shopping.
320
00:18:19,793 --> 00:18:23,543
This Kent guy's
got more credit cards..
321
00:18:23,626 --> 00:18:27,168
- Whoo. Hot wife too.
- What happened?
322
00:18:28,460 --> 00:18:30,873
Tiny change in plans.
323
00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:32,710
I've decided not to
take Little Tony's body.
324
00:18:32,793 --> 00:18:35,210
I'm keeping this one instead.
325
00:18:35,293 --> 00:18:36,335
Keeping it? Why?
326
00:18:36,418 --> 00:18:38,043
Well, you know..
327
00:18:38,873 --> 00:18:42,543
...I tried it on and it
just looked so good on me.
328
00:18:42,626 --> 00:18:45,463
Giving it a little bit
of a different style though.
329
00:18:45,168 --> 00:18:48,418
Dad, Clark Kent didn't do
anything to you.
330
00:18:48,501 --> 00:18:50,460
You can't just take his body.
331
00:18:50,543 --> 00:18:52,418
It's not like I left him
without a body.
332
00:18:52,501 --> 00:18:53,918
He's got my old one.
333
00:18:54,001 --> 00:18:56,751
Yeah, exactly, which happens
to have a contract out on it.
334
00:18:56,835 --> 00:19:00,463
I mean, every thug in
Metropolis
is gonna be gunning for him.
335
00:19:00,168 --> 00:19:02,043
Don't you worry about that.
336
00:19:02,873 --> 00:19:05,043
I'll take care
of Little Tony
myself.
337
00:19:05,873 --> 00:19:06,501
He won't bother Kent
338
00:19:06,585 --> 00:19:08,751
or anyone else
when I'm through with
him.
339
00:19:08,835 --> 00:19:11,463
You're gonna get
Clark Kent's body killed.
340
00:19:11,168 --> 00:19:12,460
[chuckles]
341
00:19:12,543 --> 00:19:15,626
Trust me, kitten,
that ain't gonna
happen.
342
00:19:16,918 --> 00:19:20,376
You have no idea
how safe you are.
343
00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:24,668
Nothing bad is ever gonna happen
to you from now on.
344
00:19:25,626 --> 00:19:27,463
What are you talking about?
345
00:19:28,293 --> 00:19:30,335
Trust me on this, kitten. I..
346
00:19:31,835 --> 00:19:34,751
[groaning]
347
00:19:39,751 --> 00:19:43,873
You!
You're the girl from the
park.
348
00:19:48,418 --> 00:19:50,376
Ohh! Ooh!
349
00:19:52,043 --> 00:19:54,626
Weird, for-for a minute there
350
00:19:54,710 --> 00:19:56,793
I-I thought I was
inside a jail cell.
351
00:19:57,960 --> 00:20:00,460
You were back
in your own body.
352
00:20:00,543 --> 00:20:01,668
'That's what happened.'
353
00:20:01,751 --> 00:20:03,626
Clark Kent was arrested
this afternoon.
354
00:20:03,710 --> 00:20:06,463
You switched places
for a second.
355
00:20:06,168 --> 00:20:07,626
I think you're right.
356
00:20:07,710 --> 00:20:10,835
Dad...he's trying to get
back into his own body.
357
00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:12,168
You have to let him.
358
00:20:12,251 --> 00:20:15,168
Yeah, yeah.
He's trying to get back
in.
359
00:20:16,418 --> 00:20:18,043
Could be a problem.
360
00:20:23,418 --> 00:20:24,585
[knock on door]
361
00:20:24,668 --> 00:20:26,793
We're closed!
Come back tomorrow!
362
00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:30,710
But now is fine.
363
00:20:30,793 --> 00:20:32,835
He's trying to get back in.
364
00:20:34,418 --> 00:20:37,835
Can it be?
It is you!
365
00:20:37,918 --> 00:20:39,335
This is the
body
you've stolen?
366
00:20:39,418 --> 00:20:40,835
Are you mad?
367
00:20:40,918 --> 00:20:43,460
You couldn't settle for,
I don't know, Michael
Jordan?
368
00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:45,335
It had to be...this?
369
00:20:45,418 --> 00:20:49,418
Look, I didn't plan it this
way.
It just sort of...happened.
370
00:20:49,501 --> 00:20:52,043
But he's trying to get back in
now. How do I stop him?
371
00:20:52,873 --> 00:20:56,043
You can't! You will almost
surely lose this battle.
372
00:20:56,873 --> 00:20:57,793
It is only a matter of time
373
00:20:57,876 --> 00:21:00,501
before he takes back
what is his.
374
00:21:00,585 --> 00:21:01,960
[imitates buzzer]
375
00:21:02,043 --> 00:21:03,043
[groans]
376
00:21:03,873 --> 00:21:04,501
Wrong answer.
377
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:09,543
But I don't understand.
Who posted my bail?
378
00:21:09,626 --> 00:21:10,876
Your lawyer.
379
00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:12,168
My lawyer?
380
00:21:15,463 --> 00:21:16,293
Hi.
381
00:21:20,043 --> 00:21:22,668
There is a way! Aah!
382
00:21:22,751 --> 00:21:24,418
[items clatter]
383
00:21:27,501 --> 00:21:32,210
If you wish to remain
in this body, his soul must
die.
384
00:21:32,293 --> 00:21:35,463
'He must be released
from the body he now inhabits'
385
00:21:35,168 --> 00:21:36,918
into the next world
386
00:21:37,001 --> 00:21:40,251
where he will no longer
have claims to the flesh.
387
00:21:40,335 --> 00:21:43,418
- But it must be done soon.
- Why?
388
00:21:43,501 --> 00:21:47,463
The longer he lives,
the longer he battles
389
00:21:47,168 --> 00:21:48,918
the more damage is done.
390
00:21:49,001 --> 00:21:51,210
What damage?
391
00:21:51,293 --> 00:21:55,751
Your soul is like an invading
organism in this vessel.
392
00:21:55,835 --> 00:22:01,585
Even now...this body you
inhabit
is being destroyed.
393
00:22:01,668 --> 00:22:05,793
- But this is Superman's body.
- Precisely.
394
00:22:05,876 --> 00:22:10,626
And so it needs
Superman's spirit to survive.
395
00:22:10,710 --> 00:22:13,710
Unless you release
that spirit from this
world
396
00:22:13,793 --> 00:22:15,418
and end the struggle
397
00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:18,960
you make the body
uninhabitable for anyone..
398
00:22:19,043 --> 00:22:20,876
...you or him.
399
00:22:22,376 --> 00:22:24,376
So, you're telling me..
400
00:22:24,460 --> 00:22:26,585
...I have to kill him?
401
00:22:26,668 --> 00:22:30,463
Kill my old body?
402
00:22:30,168 --> 00:22:33,043
That is what I am saying, yes.
403
00:22:39,210 --> 00:22:40,626
[telephone rings]
404
00:22:42,751 --> 00:22:46,335
- Hello.
- Lois. Lois, it's me.
405
00:22:47,463 --> 00:22:48,001
Who?
406
00:22:52,710 --> 00:22:54,751
Uh, Ms. Lane,
uh, I have a story for you
407
00:22:54,835 --> 00:22:57,293
something I think
you'll want to hear.
408
00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:59,001
Well, call me tomorrow
at "The Planet."
409
00:22:59,463 --> 00:23:00,501
Today's my day off.
410
00:23:02,460 --> 00:23:03,835
- Who was that?
- Oh.
411
00:23:03,918 --> 00:23:07,710
Uh, uh, nobody.
When did you get home?
412
00:23:07,793 --> 00:23:09,918
And what is that outfit?
413
00:23:11,463 --> 00:23:12,251
Little Tony's idea.
414
00:23:12,335 --> 00:23:14,918
He said I was
dressing
too boring.
415
00:23:15,001 --> 00:23:17,210
Well, what you won't do
for a story.
416
00:23:19,043 --> 00:23:21,960
It's kind of sexy though,
in a tasteless, tacky
417
00:23:22,043 --> 00:23:24,876
"Married To The Mob"
meets "The A-Team" sort of way.
418
00:23:26,876 --> 00:23:29,710
Listen, uh, sweetheart,
I gotta ask you.
419
00:23:31,335 --> 00:23:34,668
Have any strangers
been by today..
420
00:23:34,751 --> 00:23:36,251
...looking for me maybe?
421
00:23:36,335 --> 00:23:40,210
- Strangers? Like who?
- Funny guy.
422
00:23:40,293 --> 00:23:41,876
Good-lookin' in a..
423
00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:44,918
...virile, Silver
Fox
kind of way?
424
00:23:45,001 --> 00:23:48,043
Actually, there was this guy
when I was shopping.
425
00:23:48,873 --> 00:23:49,460
He sort of fits
that description
426
00:23:49,543 --> 00:23:51,210
but I-I wouldn't
call him virile.
427
00:23:51,293 --> 00:23:53,501
Actually, more creepy.
428
00:23:53,585 --> 00:23:56,210
He wanted my help.
He thought I was his wife.
429
00:23:56,293 --> 00:23:57,876
But it was sort of weird though.
430
00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:02,873
I-I had this feeling
like I knew him.
431
00:24:02,210 --> 00:24:04,626
Nope. Different guy.
432
00:24:04,710 --> 00:24:09,460
- So, w-what smells so good?
- Steaks.
433
00:24:09,543 --> 00:24:12,376
Why don't you change
out of this ridiculous outfit
434
00:24:12,460 --> 00:24:13,710
and I'll go check on 'em.
435
00:24:13,793 --> 00:24:15,876
The sooner we eat,
the sooner we get to dessert.
436
00:24:17,043 --> 00:24:19,835
[dramatic music]
437
00:24:32,335 --> 00:24:33,751
[exhales]
438
00:24:35,585 --> 00:24:37,251
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
439
00:24:37,335 --> 00:24:39,001
Yeah.
I was back in my own body.
440
00:24:39,463 --> 00:24:40,668
A little longer this time.
441
00:24:41,918 --> 00:24:45,418
Becky...I know where he is.
442
00:24:45,501 --> 00:24:46,918
I was in my own house.
443
00:24:47,001 --> 00:24:48,585
He's with Lois.
I got to get to her.
444
00:24:48,668 --> 00:24:50,585
No, wait, wait a minute.
You can't go out there.
445
00:24:50,668 --> 00:24:51,876
It's-it's not safe.
446
00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:53,460
Little Tony's men will
still be looking for you.
447
00:24:53,543 --> 00:24:56,001
- I don't care.
- Well, I do.
448
00:24:56,463 --> 00:24:57,668
That's my dad's
body
that you're in.
449
00:24:57,751 --> 00:24:59,335
I don't want
anything
to happen to it.
450
00:24:59,418 --> 00:25:01,335
I got to get to my wife.
451
00:25:01,418 --> 00:25:04,043
God, you really love
her,
don't you?
452
00:25:04,873 --> 00:25:05,251
Yes.
453
00:25:06,710 --> 00:25:09,793
Is it okay if I just
pretend for a while
454
00:25:09,876 --> 00:25:12,626
that you really are my father?
455
00:25:12,710 --> 00:25:16,168
I kind of like him like this.
456
00:25:21,168 --> 00:25:24,376
Is something wrong?
You haven't touched it.
457
00:25:25,376 --> 00:25:27,873
No, no, I'm fine.
458
00:25:27,210 --> 00:25:30,585
I just had a, a big
lunch,
that's all.
459
00:25:30,668 --> 00:25:33,876
Well, how about we move on
to a little dessert?
460
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:36,210
Sure. Yeah.
That sounds great.
461
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:44,543
I wasn't planning on
serving it down here.
462
00:25:47,873 --> 00:25:48,543
Oh.
463
00:25:48,626 --> 00:25:50,918
Y-you mean you want to..
464
00:25:53,873 --> 00:25:54,210
With me?
465
00:25:54,293 --> 00:25:57,043
Well, it's alright.
We're married, remember?
466
00:25:57,873 --> 00:25:59,293
Oh, yeah. Right.
467
00:25:59,376 --> 00:26:00,585
Good.
468
00:26:01,376 --> 00:26:04,335
[intense music]
469
00:26:09,918 --> 00:26:11,873
Mmm.
470
00:26:12,501 --> 00:26:16,960
Uh...why don't you
put on some music
471
00:26:17,043 --> 00:26:20,251
and, uh, I'll be right back.
472
00:26:20,335 --> 00:26:21,918
Sure thing.
473
00:26:28,543 --> 00:26:29,918
♪ Yeah yeah ♪
474
00:26:30,001 --> 00:26:32,835
♪ I got the love you need ♪
475
00:26:32,918 --> 00:26:34,376
♪ So baby won't you ♪
476
00:26:34,460 --> 00:26:36,835
♪ So baby
won't you stop on by ♪♪
477
00:26:40,043 --> 00:26:41,460
[radio beeps]
478
00:26:41,543 --> 00:26:42,960
(man on radio)
'This just in.'
479
00:26:43,043 --> 00:26:44,668
'A bloody standoff
between police'
480
00:26:44,751 --> 00:26:46,251
'and the transit
bombing terrorists'
481
00:26:46,335 --> 00:26:47,960
'continues at this hour.'
482
00:26:48,043 --> 00:26:49,835
'We'll bring you
developments as they happen.'
483
00:26:49,918 --> 00:26:51,873
[radio beeps]
484
00:26:52,873 --> 00:26:53,293
Honey?
485
00:26:55,043 --> 00:26:56,168
Wow.
486
00:26:57,460 --> 00:26:59,501
- Did you hear that?
- Hear what?
487
00:26:59,585 --> 00:27:01,876
Just now on the
news.
The terrorists.
488
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:05,168
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Awful, awful thing.
489
00:27:05,251 --> 00:27:08,873
'I guess it's just
the, the times we live in.'
490
00:27:09,251 --> 00:27:10,460
Phew.
491
00:27:12,001 --> 00:27:14,501
You look...good.
492
00:27:16,168 --> 00:27:17,376
Thanks.
493
00:27:18,835 --> 00:27:21,335
Don't you think you
should,
you know..
494
00:27:21,418 --> 00:27:23,168
...whoosh.
495
00:27:23,251 --> 00:27:25,463
Whoosh.
Yeah, sure, I'll whoosh.
496
00:27:25,168 --> 00:27:26,918
Right now, just let me
get the bed pulled back
497
00:27:27,001 --> 00:27:28,585
and we can whoosh all night.
498
00:27:28,668 --> 00:27:32,251
Clark, the terrorists.
499
00:27:32,335 --> 00:27:35,960
Don't you think Superman
should take care of that
first?
500
00:27:37,460 --> 00:27:39,335
Oh..
501
00:27:39,418 --> 00:27:41,168
...right, yeah, of course.
502
00:27:41,251 --> 00:27:43,335
You just..
503
00:27:43,418 --> 00:27:45,168
...hold that pose.
504
00:27:45,251 --> 00:27:46,960
I'll be back in a flash.
505
00:27:55,210 --> 00:27:57,335
Terrorists!
506
00:27:57,418 --> 00:27:59,918
That woman really knows
how to kill a mood.
507
00:28:05,168 --> 00:28:06,835
[whooshing]
508
00:28:31,585 --> 00:28:33,585
Lois, don't panic.
509
00:28:33,668 --> 00:28:37,335
I'm not gonna hurt you,
but you have to listen to me.
510
00:28:37,418 --> 00:28:40,873
You turn around
and look at me, okay?
511
00:28:40,210 --> 00:28:42,463
- Aah!
- Whoa.
512
00:28:43,463 --> 00:28:45,543
- You!
- Now, honey.
513
00:28:45,626 --> 00:28:47,668
Who are you to call me honey?
514
00:28:49,168 --> 00:28:51,460
It's me. It's me, honey.
515
00:28:52,585 --> 00:28:53,710
Lois..
516
00:28:54,918 --> 00:28:56,543
...it's me, Clark.
517
00:28:58,463 --> 00:28:59,876
I can prove it.
518
00:29:10,585 --> 00:29:12,376
Honey, it's me.
519
00:29:12,460 --> 00:29:14,418
[gunfire]
520
00:29:16,418 --> 00:29:19,501
Blue Unit, respond!
Blue Unit, respond!
521
00:29:19,585 --> 00:29:21,376
Damn! Cut off.
522
00:29:21,460 --> 00:29:22,668
[gunfire]
523
00:29:24,418 --> 00:29:26,251
Superman!
Thank heavens you're
here.
524
00:29:26,335 --> 00:29:28,335
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Can we get on with this?
525
00:29:28,418 --> 00:29:30,376
I'm kind of in
the middle of something.
526
00:29:30,460 --> 00:29:32,501
Right. Sure.
527
00:29:32,585 --> 00:29:34,043
Okay.
Here's the situation,
Superman.
528
00:29:34,873 --> 00:29:35,710
The perps are heavily armed
529
00:29:35,793 --> 00:29:38,543
and they've barricaded
themselves in these
areas.
530
00:29:38,626 --> 00:29:39,751
Right.
531
00:29:43,918 --> 00:29:45,876
One thing I'll say
for the Man of
Steel..
532
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:48,251
...he doesn't waste any time.
533
00:29:48,335 --> 00:29:51,293
[all screaming]
534
00:29:56,168 --> 00:29:58,751
Well...here you go, boys.
535
00:29:58,835 --> 00:30:00,463
Bag 'em and tag 'em.
536
00:30:00,168 --> 00:30:04,873
- Thanks, Superman.
- No problemo.
537
00:30:04,210 --> 00:30:05,626
Kind of fun actually.
538
00:30:08,001 --> 00:30:09,960
[police siren wailing]
539
00:30:11,873 --> 00:30:13,751
This superhero stuff's a cinch.
540
00:30:13,835 --> 00:30:16,168
[imitating Asabi]
Your spirit
is poisoning this body.
541
00:30:16,251 --> 00:30:17,960
Yeah, right.
542
00:30:18,043 --> 00:30:22,376
If anything else,
it's making it stronger.
543
00:30:29,376 --> 00:30:30,626
I'm bleeding?
544
00:30:32,710 --> 00:30:35,335
Lois, the first time you
looked
into Clark Kent's eyes
545
00:30:35,418 --> 00:30:37,001
'you said you should have
recognized him'
546
00:30:37,463 --> 00:30:38,501
'for the man he was.'
547
00:30:38,585 --> 00:30:40,001
Look into mine now.
548
00:30:40,463 --> 00:30:41,626
If anyone can see
past this shell
549
00:30:41,710 --> 00:30:43,626
and into my soul, it's you.
550
00:30:43,710 --> 00:30:46,960
Come on, honey. No glasses.
551
00:30:47,043 --> 00:30:48,751
Should be a snap for you.
552
00:30:53,463 --> 00:30:54,873
Don't move.
553
00:31:17,710 --> 00:31:19,668
Oh, my God.
554
00:31:19,751 --> 00:31:23,751
Clark, it is
you.
What happened?
555
00:31:23,835 --> 00:31:26,418
He stole my body
and left me in this.
556
00:31:26,501 --> 00:31:28,376
So then, that wasn't..
557
00:31:30,043 --> 00:31:33,001
I knew there was something
weird
about the way he kissed me.
558
00:31:34,585 --> 00:31:37,501
- Nothing happened.
- It's okay.
559
00:31:37,585 --> 00:31:39,001
Been trying to get you all day.
560
00:31:39,463 --> 00:31:41,543
And I wouldn't listen to
you.
I'm so sorry.
561
00:31:41,626 --> 00:31:43,501
It's not your fault.
You couldn't have known.
562
00:31:43,585 --> 00:31:45,918
What you must have
been going through.
563
00:31:47,918 --> 00:31:50,668
- Clark, you're burning up.
- Yeah.
564
00:31:50,751 --> 00:31:53,501
Lois, I'm sick.
This body's sick.
565
00:31:53,585 --> 00:31:55,668
- I think it's dying.
- Dying?
566
00:31:55,751 --> 00:31:57,463
I don't know how much time
I have.
567
00:31:57,168 --> 00:31:58,710
I've got to get
my own body back.
568
00:31:58,793 --> 00:32:01,793
He knows your secret.
He's looking for you.
569
00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:05,168
That's not good.
570
00:32:05,251 --> 00:32:07,835
I keep finding myself
back in my own body
571
00:32:07,918 --> 00:32:09,043
but never for very long.
572
00:32:09,873 --> 00:32:11,293
He keeps pushing me out again.
573
00:32:11,376 --> 00:32:13,543
Every time it happens,
I seem to get weaker.
574
00:32:13,626 --> 00:32:17,043
As long as he's you,
he's unstoppable.
575
00:32:17,873 --> 00:32:21,463
We have to take him...
when he's not expecting it.
576
00:32:21,168 --> 00:32:22,668
You have to get him to relax
577
00:32:22,751 --> 00:32:24,751
but you can't let on
that you know anything.
578
00:32:24,835 --> 00:32:26,376
Okay.
579
00:32:26,460 --> 00:32:28,251
Here's the phone number
where I'm staying.
580
00:32:28,335 --> 00:32:30,543
It's a motel.
581
00:32:30,626 --> 00:32:32,918
Call me when
he's most vulnerable.
582
00:32:35,293 --> 00:32:37,543
You're leaving?
583
00:32:37,626 --> 00:32:40,210
Honey, I can't stay here.
He'll be looking for me.
584
00:32:47,793 --> 00:32:49,418
I don't care
what body you're
in.
585
00:32:49,501 --> 00:32:51,335
I'm with you no matter what.
586
00:32:54,668 --> 00:32:56,710
That was some forward flip.
587
00:32:58,751 --> 00:32:59,918
I love you.
588
00:33:15,710 --> 00:33:17,293
Everything's all set.
589
00:33:18,668 --> 00:33:20,418
Becky, you okay?
590
00:33:21,418 --> 00:33:23,873
He found me..
591
00:33:23,210 --> 00:33:25,873
...right after you went inside.
592
00:33:26,543 --> 00:33:29,626
Woody Samms.
593
00:33:29,710 --> 00:33:31,918
Little Tony would like
a word with you.
594
00:33:32,001 --> 00:33:33,460
A last word.
595
00:33:34,710 --> 00:33:35,960
[gun cocks]
596
00:33:42,043 --> 00:33:43,876
I'm so sorry about this.
597
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:45,668
It's not your fault.
598
00:33:45,751 --> 00:33:47,835
No. It's my father's.
599
00:33:47,918 --> 00:33:49,460
I'm so ashamed of him.
600
00:33:50,251 --> 00:33:52,960
Ahh, Woody Samms.
601
00:33:53,043 --> 00:33:55,335
You look pretty good
for a dead guy.
602
00:33:55,418 --> 00:33:58,293
Take the girl out of here.
She shouldn't see this.
603
00:33:58,376 --> 00:33:59,751
No! Wait!
604
00:33:59,835 --> 00:34:01,463
Leave him alone!
605
00:34:01,168 --> 00:34:03,543
He's not who you think he is!
606
00:34:03,626 --> 00:34:04,835
You've got the wrong man!
607
00:34:04,918 --> 00:34:06,501
Let her go.
It's the father you want.
608
00:34:06,585 --> 00:34:07,793
(Becky)
'You're making
a terrible mistake..'
609
00:34:07,876 --> 00:34:10,668
No.
We keep her around just in
case.
610
00:34:10,751 --> 00:34:12,043
Just in case of what?
611
00:34:12,873 --> 00:34:14,001
In case you don't tell me
what I want to know.
612
00:34:14,463 --> 00:34:15,668
What do you want to know?
613
00:34:15,751 --> 00:34:17,501
That jewelry you stole
belonged to my grandmother.
614
00:34:17,585 --> 00:34:19,463
I want it back.
615
00:34:19,168 --> 00:34:20,335
'Tell me where it is'
616
00:34:20,418 --> 00:34:22,293
and I'll make your death
quick and clean.
617
00:34:22,376 --> 00:34:23,460
Refuse..
618
00:34:24,751 --> 00:34:27,460
...and it's gonna
take
a little longer.
619
00:34:35,918 --> 00:34:37,793
(Woody as Superman)
'Whoa!'
620
00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:43,873
[sighs]
Sorry. I've been
a little off today.
621
00:34:45,751 --> 00:34:48,918
- Where have you been?
- Huh? What do you mean?
622
00:34:49,001 --> 00:34:51,918
I was...taking care
of those terrorists.
623
00:34:52,001 --> 00:34:54,876
- You think that's easy?
- No.
624
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:56,873
No, of course not.
625
00:34:56,210 --> 00:34:57,876
I-I just heard the reports
626
00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:00,876
that you got them to
surrender
over an hour ago.
627
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:03,335
Well, I stopped for a drink.
628
00:35:03,418 --> 00:35:05,876
What do you want to do,
bust my chops about that too?
629
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:08,376
No, no. Of course not.
630
00:35:09,460 --> 00:35:10,710
[exhales]
631
00:35:13,543 --> 00:35:18,043
- Clark, you're bleeding.
- Oh!
632
00:35:18,873 --> 00:35:22,043
Yeah, that, um, ahem,
well, y-you know..
633
00:35:22,873 --> 00:35:24,585
Let me see anyone else get out
of that with just a scratch.
634
00:35:24,668 --> 00:35:30,710
They fired five, 600 rounds at
me. It was...whoo! I'm tired.
635
00:35:30,793 --> 00:35:33,501
- You are?
- Yeah.
636
00:35:33,585 --> 00:35:37,001
Well...dear, why don't we, uh..
637
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:39,793
...do what we usually do?
638
00:35:41,001 --> 00:35:42,460
Remind me again.
639
00:35:43,751 --> 00:35:48,418
You just, uh, lay back
here
and relax.
640
00:35:48,501 --> 00:35:49,960
I'll take care
of everything.
641
00:35:50,043 --> 00:35:52,543
Ahh. Oh...good.
642
00:35:54,626 --> 00:35:55,960
[sighs]
643
00:35:56,751 --> 00:35:59,418
[Woody groaning]
644
00:36:01,418 --> 00:36:03,543
Are you sure this is
the same Woody Samms?
645
00:36:03,626 --> 00:36:05,710
I don't remember
him
being this tough.
646
00:36:05,793 --> 00:36:07,918
I don't know, boss.
He's just taking it.
647
00:36:08,001 --> 00:36:10,210
I haven't got time for this.
648
00:36:10,293 --> 00:36:11,960
Doc, he's all yours.
649
00:36:12,043 --> 00:36:13,210
Come on.
Let's get out of
here.
650
00:36:13,293 --> 00:36:14,668
'I've wasted enough
time on this.'
651
00:36:14,751 --> 00:36:17,710
[dramatic music]
652
00:36:23,293 --> 00:36:24,668
[groaning]
653
00:36:37,460 --> 00:36:38,460
Becky!
654
00:36:38,543 --> 00:36:39,918
'Becky!'
655
00:36:40,001 --> 00:36:41,043
'Becky!'
656
00:36:42,585 --> 00:36:45,585
(male #4)
'Forget the girl!
Get out of here!'
657
00:36:55,501 --> 00:36:58,210
Come on, Clark. Answer.
658
00:37:02,251 --> 00:37:03,168
[gasps]
659
00:37:12,043 --> 00:37:13,873
Where is he?
660
00:37:13,210 --> 00:37:15,626
Why don't you use
the auto redial?
661
00:37:16,460 --> 00:37:19,210
Whoops. Guess you can't.
662
00:37:19,293 --> 00:37:20,251
[scoffs]
663
00:37:20,335 --> 00:37:21,418
[zapping]
664
00:37:24,168 --> 00:37:25,793
Becky!
665
00:37:25,876 --> 00:37:26,835
Becky!
666
00:37:26,918 --> 00:37:30,460
In here! I'm in here! Help!
667
00:37:31,335 --> 00:37:32,668
He's been here.
668
00:37:33,793 --> 00:37:35,460
You've talked to him.
669
00:37:36,585 --> 00:37:38,418
Tell me what you know.
670
00:37:43,918 --> 00:37:45,043
Come on.
671
00:37:45,873 --> 00:37:48,835
Make this easy on yourself...
and him.
672
00:37:51,873 --> 00:37:53,335
I'm not fooling
around here,
lady!
673
00:37:53,418 --> 00:37:55,835
Now tell me
where he is!
674
00:37:59,626 --> 00:38:01,668
It doesn't matter
what you do to me.
675
00:38:01,751 --> 00:38:04,876
He'll find you,
and he'll stop you.
676
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:06,793
[chuckles]
677
00:38:06,876 --> 00:38:08,918
He's gonna stop Superman?
678
00:38:09,001 --> 00:38:12,543
- He is Superman.
- Not anymore, lady.
679
00:38:12,626 --> 00:38:15,043
I'm Superman now.
680
00:38:15,873 --> 00:38:16,876
You'll never be Superman.
681
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:18,376
It's not the suit.
682
00:38:18,460 --> 00:38:19,585
'It's not even the powers.'
683
00:38:19,668 --> 00:38:21,585
It's something
you'll never have.
684
00:38:21,668 --> 00:38:23,418
Character.
685
00:38:23,501 --> 00:38:27,001
To be Superman, you have
to care about something.
686
00:38:27,463 --> 00:38:29,335
Something other than yourself.
687
00:38:29,418 --> 00:38:30,793
Real inspiring.
688
00:38:32,293 --> 00:38:33,418
[gasps]
689
00:38:35,168 --> 00:38:37,418
Now tell me where he is.
690
00:38:39,585 --> 00:38:42,751
- No.
- Okay.
691
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:52,463
(Becky)
Help!
692
00:38:52,168 --> 00:38:54,626
Help, daddy! Help me!
693
00:38:56,873 --> 00:38:57,460
Becky?
694
00:39:05,168 --> 00:39:06,335
Help!
695
00:39:07,710 --> 00:39:09,418
Wh-what's happened?
Where's Becky?
696
00:39:09,501 --> 00:39:12,001
Inside. You've gotta
go in there and get her.
697
00:39:17,543 --> 00:39:20,873
- I'm afraid.
- What? Well, get over it.
698
00:39:20,210 --> 00:39:22,873
You're invulnerable.
Trust me on this.
699
00:39:22,210 --> 00:39:23,668
I don't think that's true.
700
00:39:23,751 --> 00:39:26,418
Look, I got shot. Look.
701
00:39:26,501 --> 00:39:29,873
It turns out
I'm poison to this
body.
702
00:39:29,210 --> 00:39:31,710
I think it's
breaking
down because of me.
703
00:39:33,543 --> 00:39:34,793
Help!
704
00:39:34,876 --> 00:39:35,918
Help!
705
00:39:36,001 --> 00:39:37,168
Th-the flames
from the fire
706
00:39:37,251 --> 00:39:38,793
I can, I can feel
them.
It's hot!
707
00:39:38,876 --> 00:39:40,585
It'll sting a little,
but it won't kill you.
708
00:39:40,668 --> 00:39:44,168
Becky won't be so lucky.
Now go in there and get her.
709
00:39:44,251 --> 00:39:45,460
(Becky)
'Daddy!'
710
00:39:45,543 --> 00:39:46,876
Help!
711
00:39:48,335 --> 00:39:49,793
Help me!
712
00:39:51,585 --> 00:39:53,501
W-what if I can't?
713
00:39:53,585 --> 00:39:54,876
No, you have to do it!
714
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:57,873
- But I can't.
- Y-yes, you could.
715
00:39:57,210 --> 00:40:00,501
You could do it in this
body.
Please.
716
00:40:00,585 --> 00:40:04,418
Sh-she's the only thing I care
about. You've got to save her.
717
00:40:04,501 --> 00:40:05,793
We have to do this fast.
718
00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:08,335
Take my hand.
719
00:40:33,251 --> 00:40:34,460
[grunts]
720
00:40:36,626 --> 00:40:39,876
Help! Help!
I'm in here!
721
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:43,001
'Somebody, please, help me!'
722
00:40:44,460 --> 00:40:47,793
'Somebody help!
Help me!'
723
00:40:55,501 --> 00:40:58,960
You let me down, doc.
Take the dog.
724
00:40:59,043 --> 00:41:01,585
Now, it's simple,
I want you to..
725
00:41:12,668 --> 00:41:14,418
[gunshot]
726
00:41:14,501 --> 00:41:16,335
- Clark!
- No, Becky!
727
00:41:16,418 --> 00:41:19,543
That's not Clark.
It's your father.
728
00:41:20,918 --> 00:41:22,873
Daddy!
729
00:41:26,543 --> 00:41:28,043
[grunting]
730
00:41:28,873 --> 00:41:29,501
[horn blaring]
731
00:41:35,501 --> 00:41:38,168
Sweetheart, I'm so sorry.
732
00:41:41,918 --> 00:41:45,460
Becky, your father's the one
that got Superman here.
733
00:41:45,543 --> 00:41:48,001
And when he realized
that I was in danger too
734
00:41:48,463 --> 00:41:51,751
he saved me
by giving me back my body.
735
00:41:51,835 --> 00:41:53,960
He took all the danger
on himself.
736
00:41:56,210 --> 00:41:58,751
(male #5)
'Anybody here
witness what happened?'
737
00:42:01,873 --> 00:42:02,835
I'm proud of you, daddy.
738
00:42:05,793 --> 00:42:07,835
Oh, daddy, don't leave me.
739
00:42:10,293 --> 00:42:12,710
(Little Tony)
Come on, Pepino.
Come to daddy. Come on.
740
00:42:19,293 --> 00:42:21,710
Daddy, don't leave me.
741
00:42:21,793 --> 00:42:23,168
(male #6)
'Come on, Tony.'
742
00:42:23,251 --> 00:42:25,043
'You won't need a dog
where you're going.'
743
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:32,918
[heart beating]
744
00:42:41,876 --> 00:42:44,835
[dog whining]
745
00:42:54,335 --> 00:42:57,460
(man on TV)
'Amazingly, only one fatality
was suffered in the blaze.'
746
00:42:57,543 --> 00:43:00,668
'The victim was identified
as Woody Samms, 45'
747
00:43:00,751 --> 00:43:02,001
'of Metropolis.'
748
00:43:03,168 --> 00:43:06,751
- Guess who.
- I don't have to guess.
749
00:43:07,835 --> 00:43:09,460
I'd know you anywhere.
750
00:43:25,001 --> 00:43:27,293
[theme music]