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(Jimmy)
Wow. Look at this turnout.
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Well, it's not every day
somebody from Metropolis
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wins the International
Peace Prize.
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I can't believe Superman
hasn't won it before now.
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I guess there was some question
about whether or not
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an extraterrestrial
was actually eligible.
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Mm. Alien or not,
it's about time.
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Why didn't you go
to Stockholm with Clark
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to cover the ceremony?
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Oh, well, you know
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Clark is so much closer
to Superman than I am.
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Hey, speaking of our hero..
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(male #1)
'It's Superman!'
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Great honor
to meet you, Superman.
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Thank you.
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Thank you, uh, very much
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for this generous reception.
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Councilman..
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...I would like to donate
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this medal
and this prize money
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to the people of Metropolis
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with whom I share this award.
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Because I am nothing
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if not a reflection
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of the people I proudly serve
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on a daily basis.
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(Goode)
Yada, yada,
yada.
Put a sock in
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You said the same thing
last year when you stole
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the Metropolis
Man Of The Year Award from me!
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I mean, I mean, how many
awards can one guy win,
huh?
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Why don't I ever get
one of these prizes?
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Probably because
you're the king of sleaze.
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I-I-I mean, used to be,
Mr. Goode.
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That's right.
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Now, I'm a world-famous
philanthropist.
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I have spent millions of
dollars
rehabilitating my image.
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Building shelters
for the homeless
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feeding the poor..
Stuff like that.
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So, don't tell me that
I can't buy this Peace Prize.
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I mean, this is America!
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Who's covering
this Flyboy
anyway?
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Uh, that would be Samantha, sir.
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(Goode)
'Then get her on the phone!'
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Well, I'm through losing
to you, Mr. Family Values.
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At this time next year, that's
gonna be me up on that podium
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receiving that medal.
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- 'Yeah? Hello?'
- Samantha, Goode here.
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You better have something
for me, and it better be
good.
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To be honest with you,
I'm not sure
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what you expect me to find here.
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We've been over this.
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Mr. Wonderful
cannot be that perfect
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that morally pure.
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I mean, my mother's a saint
and I've rooted out
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one or two things on her
that had me screaming at
night.
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I understand that, sir,
but it's daytime here.
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There's nothing,
but nuns and boy scouts.
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Well, that's your problem.
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Your job is to find
a chink in his armor.
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Something that I can exploit
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with all of the power
at my command.
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Now, don't disappoint me!
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Well, why are we just
sitting around here?
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Fan out! I need some dirt!
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Johnson!
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You ride down with me.
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Now, about that
king of sleaze crack.
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I'm sorry about that, Mr. Goode.
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I-I don't know
what I was
thinking.
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I didn't mean
anything by it.
Really.
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Oh, now, that's okay, Johnson.
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Let's just not let
it happen again, okay?
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Okay.
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I missed you.
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Hmm. Well, I'm not...
really back yet.
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Clark Kent's plane
doesn't get in till midnight.
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Oh, great, so, for the
rest of
the day I have to pretend
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like my husband's
still in the air.
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Not exactly the kind
of welcome home I had
planned.
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Actually, uh, Ms. Lane,
I-I had no idea
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that I was gonna win the prize.
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- Well.
- I..
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What kind of welcome home
did you have in mind exactly?
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Oh, a weekend in bed
in a mountain
hideaway.
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Where not everything
is done at super
speed.
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(man on TV)
'And, now this
"LNN Special Report."'
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'After weeks of stalled
talks
the leaders of'
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'Eastern European nations
Latislan and Podansk'
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'arrived in Metropolis today'
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'in an attempt to diffuse
escalating tensions.'
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'The break came when the
United Nations asked Superman'
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'fresh from winning
the International Peace
Prize'
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'to mediate the talks.'
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President Kasparov, it's an
honor.
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The honor is mine, Superman.
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'It is only because of you,
a shining symbol'
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of truth and justice
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that my people are even
willing to discuss peace
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even though we have
suffered far too long
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at the hands of our enemies.
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You have suffered only
because of the brutality
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you have perpetrated
against my people, Kasparov.
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We've had promises made
and promises broken.
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As have my people.
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Which is why
you are our last hope.
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You are the one and only
person both sides can trust.
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Sirs, if you'll both
be truthful with me
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and with each other
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then I'm sure together
we can find the road to peace.
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[scoffs]
Oh, great.
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He's gonna stop
a war now, heh heh.
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I think I'm gonna puke.
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Mr. Goode, great news.
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I think I saw something
I wasn't supposed to see
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when Lois Lane
was interviewing Superman.
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What's that, his cape flew
up,
and you saw his panty lines?
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Better, it seems
like everyone's hero
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is doing some
very un-heroic things
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with a certain ace reporter.
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That's it?
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He's giving her
an interview. Big deal.
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Why don't you come over
to my elevator?
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- I wanna show you something.
- 'No, wait.'
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Watch their body language.
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'See how they're looking
around
to see if anyone's watching?'
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And then this.
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- Huh. Interesting.
- 'I've done some checking
too.'
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'Lois Lane has had virtually
every exclusive with Superman'
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since he flew onto
the scene four years ago.
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Are you saying that
Superman's knocking red boots
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with a married woman?
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That's my guess.
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Well, your guess
isn't good enough!
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We need proof and corroborating
evidence to back this up.
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Well, gee, we've never
bothered
with that before, Mr. Goode.
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But we're dealing
with Superman here.
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So, we have to be
totally scrupulous
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as disturbing as that may seem.
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Here's another
Superman scoop for you.
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He's got a plan
where he can get both
sides
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to disclose the locations
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of their
respective
nuclear weapons
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and allow him
to simply destroy
them.
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Which means they won't be
able to annihilate each other
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and they'll have to
talk peace. I like it.
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You know..
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...you seem to get..
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...a lot of credit
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for these Superman
exclusives.
What do I get?
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How about two days and two
nights up in the mountains..
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...at Chateau Roberge?
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Chateau Roberge. Wow.
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The hideaway
for the
ultra-exclusive
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and rich and famous?
How'd you get us in?
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Oh, I have my ways.
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- What's that?
- What's what?
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That. Is that the
hotel's
confirmation letter?
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Well, a girl has
to have some secrets.
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- Let me see. Let me see.
- No.
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- I'm not gonna give it to
you.
- Let me see.
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- No, I'm not gonna give it
to--
- Lois, Lois, let me see--
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- Cute.
- Mm-hmm.
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Okay.
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Ah, um..
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That is not fair.
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"Dear Ms. Lane,
we are extremely excited
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about your proposed article
on our Chateau."
168
00:09:10,043 --> 00:09:11,376
But you're not
writing any
article.
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I might...someday.
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- So, you lied.
- Clark, please. It was a
fib.
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It was an exaggeration.
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It was a minor distortion.
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Okay, I lied, but it was
a little, tiny white lie.
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Nobody got hurt, it's not
like they're letting us in
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for free or anything.
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- Lois.
- Ugh.
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Fine. We'll take
the moral high ground.
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I'll cancel the reservation.
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You can spend the weekend
with those old warhorses
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and get a jump
on your peace talk.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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On second thought..
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...since their proposals
aren't
gonna be finished till Monday
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it is the perfect
weekend
for us to get away.
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Mm.
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(man on TV)
'Even though the leaders
of Latislan and Podansk'
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are set to meet with Superman,
the UN has confirmed that
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the military buildup
continues
on both sides of the border.
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Looks like you're not
gonna be able to go anyway.
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- I'll cancel the reservations.
- No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait.
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You go ahead on up.
I'll meet you there.
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Superman's gonna
have a little
chat
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with these two old warhorses,
get them to honor their truce.
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- Don't be long.
- Mm.
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Mm.
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Lois Lane?
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Okay, you don't know me.
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00:10:29,835 --> 00:10:31,918
I'm just a pencil
pusher
in research.
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I'm Samantha,
and you're my
idol.
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[chuckling]
Oh, thank you.
Thank you very much.
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00:10:38,835 --> 00:10:41,751
Wow, that husband of yours,
he's quite a hunk, isn't he?
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00:10:41,835 --> 00:10:44,168
Of course, he's no
Superman,
but what the hey
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you can't have everything.
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- Excuse me?
- What's Superman like?
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- Like?
- Yeah.
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00:10:49,835 --> 00:10:51,001
You know, is he seeing anyone?
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00:10:51,463 --> 00:10:53,463
'Cause I was
thinking,
if he's not
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00:10:53,168 --> 00:10:55,043
that maybe you could
do
a girlfriend a favor
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and introduce me.
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00:10:56,418 --> 00:10:57,835
Of course, I don't
even know if he
dates
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outside his own species, but--
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Uh, I don't mean
to be rude but, uh
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00:11:01,668 --> 00:11:03,463
I have a plane to catch.
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00:11:03,168 --> 00:11:06,043
Oh, okay, sure.
We'll talk later,
okay?
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00:11:36,418 --> 00:11:38,418
Sorry, I'm late.
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00:11:38,501 --> 00:11:40,168
'Long day at the office.'
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- Isn't it nice?
- Very nice.
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00:11:48,710 --> 00:11:51,376
- I missed you.
- And I missed you.
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00:11:54,585 --> 00:11:56,543
Mm.
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00:11:56,626 --> 00:11:59,626
Oh, I can't believe
I'm doing this.
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00:12:01,793 --> 00:12:03,251
Ugh.
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00:12:10,376 --> 00:12:11,710
Oh.
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00:12:14,876 --> 00:12:16,335
(Samantha)
'Uh.'
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Did you hear something?
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00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:02,793
No. It was nothing.
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00:13:16,460 --> 00:13:18,418
(Samantha)
'Mr. Goode, you are not
gonna believe this.'
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Right after I hung up with you
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00:13:19,793 --> 00:13:21,751
guess who flew
into Lois Lane's room?
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Right. Superman. And within
seconds, they were sucking face
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like world-class
mattress tramps.
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00:13:28,543 --> 00:13:30,335
Hey!
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- Ah!
- 'Sorry.'
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00:13:33,168 --> 00:13:34,876
Sir. Sorry. What?
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The picture?
Yes, sir, I got the
picture.
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I definitely got an exposure.
Mm-hmm.
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I'll get it
developed right away.
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Bye.
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[gasping]
Oh, God.
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Think, think.
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00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:57,835
'"Hank's Photo Lab."'
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00:14:04,168 --> 00:14:06,460
(Barry)
'Barry Dunning live
at the scene of the crime'
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00:14:06,543 --> 00:14:09,793
where this tale of sordid
super sleaze took place.
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00:14:27,668 --> 00:14:32,463
The people of Metropolis
are saying no to Superman.
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[gasps]
Oh, my gosh!
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00:14:56,873 --> 00:14:58,668
Okay, so this skirt
doesn't go with this blouse.
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00:14:58,751 --> 00:15:00,463
It's not that bad.
247
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You guys haven't seen
this morning's
248
00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:04,376
"National Inquisitor," have you?
249
00:15:04,460 --> 00:15:06,873
That supermarket rag?
Why would we?
250
00:15:06,210 --> 00:15:08,501
- Or the "Dirt Digger?"
- Of course not, Jimmy.
251
00:15:08,585 --> 00:15:09,918
What's going on?
252
00:15:12,463 --> 00:15:13,668
Oh, my God, Clark.
253
00:15:13,751 --> 00:15:15,960
- Lois.
- That's me.
254
00:15:16,043 --> 00:15:17,168
And the Superman.
255
00:15:17,251 --> 00:15:18,543
Guys, let me just
be the first to say
256
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:20,168
that I don't believe it
for a second, alright?
257
00:15:20,251 --> 00:15:22,501
It's obviously fake.
The photograph's fake.
258
00:15:22,585 --> 00:15:24,710
It's unequivocally bogus. I..
259
00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:26,668
Although,
it's a pretty good work.
260
00:15:26,751 --> 00:15:28,376
I mean, I've never seen
anything
quite as good.
261
00:15:28,460 --> 00:15:30,501
- The mat lines all match--
- Jimmy.
262
00:15:30,585 --> 00:15:32,626
Sorry. On your team, 100%.
263
00:15:32,710 --> 00:15:35,751
Lois. Clark!
In my office.
264
00:15:37,751 --> 00:15:39,418
Uh, chief, first of all,
I want you to know--
265
00:15:39,501 --> 00:15:41,501
Of course, I don't believe
a word of it, Lois.
266
00:15:41,585 --> 00:15:44,001
I know you'd never do
anything like that to Clark.
267
00:15:44,463 --> 00:15:46,543
I've never seen
two people so in love.
268
00:15:46,626 --> 00:15:49,418
This is just pure
tabloid trash.
269
00:15:49,501 --> 00:15:51,543
- It's that simple.
- Thanks, chief.
270
00:15:51,626 --> 00:15:55,543
Now, that said, this thing's
already blown up pretty big.
271
00:15:55,626 --> 00:15:58,418
Now, the "Daily Planet" has
yet
to take an official position
272
00:15:58,501 --> 00:16:00,668
but I can't sit
on my hands much longer.
273
00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:03,918
The, uh, fellas upstairs
are breathing down my neck
274
00:16:04,001 --> 00:16:05,960
to clean up this mess.
275
00:16:06,043 --> 00:16:07,793
So, uh..
276
00:16:07,876 --> 00:16:09,835
What do you want me to do?
277
00:16:09,918 --> 00:16:11,873
What do we print?
278
00:16:12,835 --> 00:16:15,251
(man on TV)
'Super seduction
or lust for Lois?'
279
00:16:15,335 --> 00:16:16,960
No to Superman.
280
00:16:17,043 --> 00:16:18,585
(woman on TV)
'Formerly trusted man of..'
281
00:16:18,668 --> 00:16:20,460
My guest is father Morgan.
282
00:16:24,043 --> 00:16:26,168
This is fantastic!
It's everywhere.
283
00:16:26,251 --> 00:16:27,293
They're all picking it up.
284
00:16:27,376 --> 00:16:29,668
Every station,
every wire, every show.
285
00:16:29,751 --> 00:16:31,001
It's even on the Internet.
286
00:16:31,463 --> 00:16:32,585
Oh, Superman's blood
is in the water
287
00:16:32,668 --> 00:16:34,543
and the sharks are swimming in
to take a bite.
288
00:16:34,626 --> 00:16:36,335
You're a genius, Mr. Goode.
289
00:16:36,418 --> 00:16:38,751
Call me Randy.
290
00:16:38,835 --> 00:16:40,585
'Cause you just
climbed up the ladder
291
00:16:40,668 --> 00:16:42,251
Ms. Vice President.
292
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,001
- Are you serious?
- As a heart attack!
293
00:16:44,463 --> 00:16:46,376
Are you kidding me? This
is
the biggest story of the
year!
294
00:16:46,460 --> 00:16:48,001
Superman's image will be fading
295
00:16:48,463 --> 00:16:49,960
as fast as
Michael Bolton's
hairline.
296
00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:51,251
'This is fabulous.'
297
00:16:51,335 --> 00:16:53,873
And for the first time
one of our stories
298
00:16:53,210 --> 00:16:54,876
is actually authentic.
299
00:16:56,873 --> 00:16:59,168
No. No.
No, but we can't stop here.
300
00:16:59,251 --> 00:17:03,293
No, no, no. We-we really
must stoke the fire.
301
00:17:03,376 --> 00:17:06,835
We've got to orchestrate
a full-tilt smear campaign
302
00:17:06,918 --> 00:17:08,418
against Superman!
303
00:17:08,501 --> 00:17:10,043
Anything goes,
even if it's a
lie!
304
00:17:10,873 --> 00:17:11,543
The more outrageous, the better!
305
00:17:11,626 --> 00:17:14,793
Uh, Superman uses X-ray
vision
to peep at my sister.
306
00:17:14,876 --> 00:17:17,460
Superman, uh-uh-uh,
dropped me while he was
flying
307
00:17:17,543 --> 00:17:19,293
and I smelt booze
on his breath.
308
00:17:19,376 --> 00:17:22,873
We don't need Kryptonite
to destroy Superman.
309
00:17:22,210 --> 00:17:25,710
We've got the most powerful
weapon ever invented, a
scandal!
310
00:17:25,793 --> 00:17:28,001
And we're gonna take
Superman down with
it.
311
00:17:29,251 --> 00:17:31,001
And, then..
312
00:17:31,463 --> 00:17:34,168
...there'll be
a new man of the year. Me.
313
00:17:34,251 --> 00:17:37,168
I'm most concerned
about the children, Barry.
314
00:17:37,251 --> 00:17:40,960
After all, Superman
was their one undisputed
315
00:17:41,043 --> 00:17:43,960
moral reference point,
and, tsk..
316
00:17:44,043 --> 00:17:46,460
...if this terrible tragedy
turns out to be true--
317
00:17:46,543 --> 00:17:50,585
Then how can our children
take morality seriously
318
00:17:50,668 --> 00:17:53,626
if the pillar of morality
himself has committed adultery?
319
00:17:53,710 --> 00:17:55,251
Is that the point
you're making, father?
320
00:17:55,335 --> 00:17:58,873
Exactly, the consequences
could be calamity and it's..
321
00:17:58,210 --> 00:18:02,210
Shocking story continues
to rock people everywhere.
322
00:18:02,293 --> 00:18:03,835
I think it's a tragedy.
323
00:18:03,918 --> 00:18:05,376
I've got a four
and a five-year-old.
324
00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:07,710
'Uh, what am I supposed
to tell them, you know?'
325
00:18:07,793 --> 00:18:09,210
Superman was their hero.
326
00:18:09,293 --> 00:18:10,876
I used to look up to Lois Lane
327
00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:13,376
and I felt that I could
really trust her reporting.
328
00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:16,376
But, now..
This is all her fault.
329
00:18:16,460 --> 00:18:18,585
She is the one who seduced him.
330
00:18:20,001 --> 00:18:21,463
Poor Clark Kent.
331
00:18:21,168 --> 00:18:22,543
I think it's awesome, you think
332
00:18:22,626 --> 00:18:24,376
I wouldn't be out bagging
babes if I had super
powers?
333
00:18:24,460 --> 00:18:25,751
I've heard enough
of this trash.
334
00:18:25,835 --> 00:18:27,043
Forget about it.
335
00:18:27,873 --> 00:18:28,293
[sighs]
Let's just
concentrate
336
00:18:28,376 --> 00:18:30,876
on getting to
the bottom of
this.
337
00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:32,543
The bottom of what?
338
00:18:32,626 --> 00:18:34,835
Something like this
doesn't just happen by
accident.
339
00:18:34,918 --> 00:18:37,710
- Somebody's out to get you.
- Or, you, honey.
340
00:18:37,793 --> 00:18:41,376
Uh, Superman was not supposed
to be at Chateau Roberge.
341
00:18:41,460 --> 00:18:44,293
Lois Lane and Clark Kent were.
342
00:18:44,376 --> 00:18:47,210
Well, either way,
the first thing we should
do
343
00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,376
is figure out
who took this
picture.
344
00:18:49,460 --> 00:18:51,418
It's un-credited,
which is
suspicious
345
00:18:51,501 --> 00:18:53,835
considering all
the notoriety it's
gotten.
346
00:18:53,918 --> 00:18:55,418
I mean, you'd think
that this
photographer
347
00:18:55,501 --> 00:18:57,626
would be all over
the TV circuit by
now
348
00:18:57,710 --> 00:18:58,918
if there weren't more to it.
349
00:18:59,001 --> 00:19:00,293
That might be true, but--
350
00:19:00,376 --> 00:19:01,668
I guess it's just
the price we pay
351
00:19:01,751 --> 00:19:03,751
for being in the
public eye, you know.
352
00:19:03,835 --> 00:19:05,043
Every once in a while
353
00:19:05,873 --> 00:19:07,251
somebody's gonna
take a potshot at us.
354
00:19:07,335 --> 00:19:09,585
Like last year, when that woman
claimed to have had
355
00:19:09,668 --> 00:19:11,001
Superman's love child.
356
00:19:11,463 --> 00:19:13,376
Oh, honey, but there's
a big difference here.
357
00:19:13,460 --> 00:19:16,960
That was a lie.
This, this isn't.
358
00:19:17,043 --> 00:19:20,418
- This actually happened.
- No, it didn't.
359
00:19:20,501 --> 00:19:22,668
This says that Lois
Lane
cheated on her husband
360
00:19:22,751 --> 00:19:24,043
and we both know
that's not true.
361
00:19:24,873 --> 00:19:25,668
Okay, yes,
but the point is that
362
00:19:25,751 --> 00:19:27,918
the whole rest of the world
doesn't know that, honey.
363
00:19:28,043 --> 00:19:31,463
A-and there's no way
of telling them the real
truth.
364
00:19:33,585 --> 00:19:35,873
Well, then, I'll just deny it.
365
00:19:35,210 --> 00:19:37,960
No, I'll issue a
statement
that says that it was a
hoax.
366
00:19:38,043 --> 00:19:39,585
That somebody was
impersonating me.
367
00:19:39,668 --> 00:19:41,710
Or better yet,
Superman should do
it.
368
00:19:41,793 --> 00:19:43,543
He should have
a press conference and just
say
369
00:19:43,626 --> 00:19:45,585
that it wasn't us.
The world believes him.
370
00:19:45,668 --> 00:19:47,710
Oh, wait a minute,
you're seriously suggesting
371
00:19:47,793 --> 00:19:49,543
that Superman lie?
372
00:19:49,626 --> 00:19:51,835
I'm suggesting that
we do whatever it takes
373
00:19:51,918 --> 00:19:53,626
to get to who's trying
to get at us.
374
00:19:53,710 --> 00:19:54,960
Or-or you or me.
375
00:19:55,043 --> 00:19:56,543
- That's what I'm suggesting.
- I agree.
376
00:19:56,626 --> 00:19:57,960
That's very important,
honey, but I think
377
00:19:58,043 --> 00:20:00,960
there's a bigger issue
here...the truth.
378
00:20:01,043 --> 00:20:02,543
And the truth is..
379
00:20:02,626 --> 00:20:05,585
...that this is you and me
in this picture.
380
00:20:05,668 --> 00:20:08,585
And, lying,
especially for Superman
381
00:20:08,668 --> 00:20:10,501
should never be an option.
382
00:20:10,585 --> 00:20:13,876
Uh-huh.
Even a little white lie.
383
00:20:15,751 --> 00:20:17,751
Like the one I told
to get us into the
hotel
384
00:20:17,835 --> 00:20:19,210
and therefore,
into this entire
mess.
385
00:20:19,293 --> 00:20:20,501
No, that's not what I'm saying.
386
00:20:20,585 --> 00:20:21,793
Well, that's what
you were thinking.
387
00:20:21,876 --> 00:20:24,210
- No.
- Now who's lying?
388
00:20:24,293 --> 00:20:26,335
Lois..
389
00:20:26,418 --> 00:20:28,793
...this whole thing
is our fault.
390
00:20:28,876 --> 00:20:30,835
We've gotten
a little bit relaxed.
391
00:20:30,918 --> 00:20:32,501
We've forgotten that
there are not just two people
392
00:20:32,585 --> 00:20:35,043
in this marriage.
There are three.
393
00:20:35,873 --> 00:20:37,168
You, me..
394
00:20:37,251 --> 00:20:38,626
...and Superman.
395
00:20:41,460 --> 00:20:43,751
We're so used to the suit
being a disguise, honey.
396
00:20:45,418 --> 00:20:48,335
But it can't disguise
how I feel about you
397
00:20:48,418 --> 00:20:50,418
or how we feel about each other.
398
00:20:54,293 --> 00:20:58,001
Well, if anybody asks,
I'll just say, "No
comment."
399
00:20:58,463 --> 00:21:01,001
That's it.
It's none of their
business.
400
00:21:01,463 --> 00:21:03,543
How long can this
thing
last, anyway?
401
00:21:08,543 --> 00:21:12,210
It appears at this hour that the
leaders of Latislan and Podansk
402
00:21:12,293 --> 00:21:13,835
have called off the peace talks
403
00:21:13,918 --> 00:21:16,210
'because Superman
can no longer be trusted.'
404
00:21:16,293 --> 00:21:18,043
War appears inevitable now.
405
00:21:18,873 --> 00:21:20,001
Might last longer than we think.
406
00:21:20,463 --> 00:21:22,751
(man on TV)
'...live from the Podansk
DMZ.'
407
00:21:22,835 --> 00:21:27,043
I-I don't believe
in Superman anymore.
408
00:21:27,873 --> 00:21:28,960
(woman on TV)
'You don't believe in him?'
409
00:21:37,918 --> 00:21:39,585
(man on TV)
'Tonight on "Top Copy.."'
410
00:21:39,668 --> 00:21:41,585
'It seems Lois Lane
isn't the only woman'
411
00:21:41,668 --> 00:21:43,335
'Superman has been seeing.'
412
00:21:43,418 --> 00:21:45,501
'Meet the Texas twins
who claim Superman's cape'
413
00:21:45,585 --> 00:21:47,043
'has hung on their
bed knob a time or two.'
414
00:21:47,873 --> 00:21:48,418
- Uh.
- Uh, no.
415
00:21:49,668 --> 00:21:51,835
- How you holding up?
- Well..
416
00:21:51,918 --> 00:21:55,463
Considering I'm one notch
below Cruella de Vil
417
00:21:55,168 --> 00:21:57,710
on the popularity scale, great.
418
00:21:57,793 --> 00:21:59,710
Everywhere I go,
it's cold stares
419
00:21:59,793 --> 00:22:02,751
and...even colder shoulders.
420
00:22:02,835 --> 00:22:05,463
I think people blame me
for bringing down their
hero.
421
00:22:05,168 --> 00:22:06,418
(female #1)
Nice one, Lois.
422
00:22:06,501 --> 00:22:08,873
Well, if it makes you
feel any better
423
00:22:08,210 --> 00:22:10,751
they're not too crazy
about their hero, either.
424
00:22:10,835 --> 00:22:13,626
The ladies in the steno pool
are using a picture of
Superman
425
00:22:13,710 --> 00:22:14,835
as a dart board.
426
00:22:14,918 --> 00:22:16,335
I'm sorry.
427
00:22:16,418 --> 00:22:18,543
I'm sure it's really tough on..
428
00:22:21,463 --> 00:22:23,918
...you too.
What is all this?
429
00:22:24,001 --> 00:22:26,918
Uh, condolence gifts for...me.
430
00:22:28,793 --> 00:22:30,043
Homemade fudge?
431
00:22:30,873 --> 00:22:32,043
A couple of women
downstairs whipped it up.
432
00:22:32,873 --> 00:22:34,460
Oh. I see.
433
00:22:34,543 --> 00:22:37,501
- I eat crow, you get fudge.
- Honey, half of me gets
fudge.
434
00:22:37,585 --> 00:22:39,460
The other half gets
darts thrown at him.
435
00:22:39,543 --> 00:22:41,001
(man on TV)
'And now this special
report.'
436
00:22:41,463 --> 00:22:42,501
'With peace talks broken down'
437
00:22:42,585 --> 00:22:44,460
because of the Superman scandal
438
00:22:44,543 --> 00:22:48,418
border skirmishes have erupted
between Latislan and Podansk.
439
00:22:48,501 --> 00:22:52,460
'UN troops report short-range
missiles already airborne.'
440
00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:02,001
Wait a minute.
441
00:23:02,463 --> 00:23:04,418
Sources now say
an unidentified object
442
00:23:04,501 --> 00:23:07,251
is streaking to intercept
one of the missiles.
443
00:23:07,335 --> 00:23:09,626
Apparently,
that unidentified object
444
00:23:09,710 --> 00:23:10,960
'was Superman.'
445
00:23:11,043 --> 00:23:12,376
Alright, Superman!
446
00:23:12,460 --> 00:23:14,873
Jimmy, I need your help.
447
00:23:15,585 --> 00:23:17,251
I tracked down six of the labs
448
00:23:17,335 --> 00:23:19,460
that those rags use
to develop
photographs.
449
00:23:19,543 --> 00:23:21,251
You mean use to fake
those photographs?
450
00:23:21,335 --> 00:23:23,585
Uh, yeah, yeah.
That's what I
meant.
451
00:23:23,668 --> 00:23:25,335
Good, because I've done
some checking too.
452
00:23:25,418 --> 00:23:27,460
See, there's only certain
places in town who specialize
453
00:23:27,543 --> 00:23:29,418
in that kind of high-tech
digital compositing.
454
00:23:29,501 --> 00:23:31,293
So, whoever faked the
photographs had to go through
455
00:23:31,376 --> 00:23:33,873
one of those labs in order
to pull it off, right?
456
00:23:33,210 --> 00:23:35,543
So, I'll try to have a list
for you by the end of the day.
457
00:23:35,626 --> 00:23:37,543
Great. Heh.
458
00:23:37,626 --> 00:23:40,501
Um...you know,
why-why don't you
459
00:23:40,585 --> 00:23:41,876
uh, just check on
those first,
though?
460
00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:44,293
Because I-I sort
of
have an instinct
that
461
00:23:44,376 --> 00:23:46,876
uh, that might be where we'll
find what we're looking for.
462
00:23:59,873 --> 00:24:00,543
Lois Lane? Hi, Ms. Lane.
463
00:24:00,626 --> 00:24:02,501
- My name is Barry Dunny.
- I know who you are.
464
00:24:02,585 --> 00:24:03,751
Oh, then you're
familiar with my show
465
00:24:03,835 --> 00:24:05,210
"In Your Face
With Barry Dunny."
466
00:24:05,293 --> 00:24:07,210
Yeah, riveting journalism
especially, the show on
467
00:24:07,293 --> 00:24:08,543
cross-dressing cousins and the
468
00:24:08,626 --> 00:24:10,335
has-been child stars
who love them.
469
00:24:10,418 --> 00:24:12,168
Well, thank you. That means
a lot coming from you.
470
00:24:12,251 --> 00:24:13,668
You know, Ms. Lane,
I'm gonna give you a chance
471
00:24:13,751 --> 00:24:15,543
to tell your side of the story.
472
00:24:15,626 --> 00:24:16,793
No comment.
473
00:24:16,876 --> 00:24:18,001
What about
the photograph, Ms. Lane?
474
00:24:18,463 --> 00:24:19,043
No comment.
475
00:24:19,873 --> 00:24:20,251
And are you or are you not
476
00:24:20,335 --> 00:24:21,418
having an affair with Superman?
477
00:24:21,501 --> 00:24:22,668
No comment!
478
00:24:22,751 --> 00:24:24,463
What do you say
to those who are calling you
479
00:24:24,168 --> 00:24:26,335
Superman's super strumpet?
480
00:24:26,418 --> 00:24:28,501
They're calling me
super strumpet?
481
00:24:28,585 --> 00:24:31,335
- Care to respond?
- No.
482
00:24:31,418 --> 00:24:33,960
Oh, come on, Ms. Lane,
I'm only after the truth.
483
00:24:34,043 --> 00:24:36,210
The truth means nothing to you.
484
00:24:36,293 --> 00:24:38,873
All you're
interested
in is sleaze.
485
00:24:38,210 --> 00:24:41,918
You're a disgrace to legitimate
reporters like Clark and myself
486
00:24:42,001 --> 00:24:44,873
and you are not gonna
get
what you're digging
487
00:24:44,210 --> 00:24:45,876
for here, vulture boy.
488
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:47,793
I'm not gonna give
you some sound bite
489
00:24:47,876 --> 00:24:49,335
that you can twist and turn.
490
00:24:49,418 --> 00:24:51,585
Whatever my
relationship
is with Superman
491
00:24:51,668 --> 00:24:53,960
is nobody's damn
business
but my own.
492
00:24:54,043 --> 00:24:56,043
So, get out of my face!
493
00:24:58,168 --> 00:24:59,585
General, Caviar?
494
00:24:59,668 --> 00:25:02,293
President Kasparov, Canape?
495
00:25:02,376 --> 00:25:04,585
Forgive my bluntness, Mr. Goode
496
00:25:04,668 --> 00:25:06,876
but I am a suspicious man
by nature.
497
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:10,460
'Why are you so interested
in resurrecting these talks?'
498
00:25:10,543 --> 00:25:13,710
Yes. What do you get out of it?
499
00:25:13,793 --> 00:25:16,463
Why, I get
what we all get potentially.
500
00:25:16,168 --> 00:25:18,376
Peace on earth
and goodwill towards men.
501
00:25:18,460 --> 00:25:21,043
And seeing as I was runner-up
for the Peace Prize
502
00:25:21,873 --> 00:25:22,835
I thought the least I could
do
was see if we
503
00:25:22,918 --> 00:25:24,918
can't find
a solution together.
504
00:25:26,168 --> 00:25:28,168
- Shrimp?
- I beg your pardon?
505
00:25:28,251 --> 00:25:30,543
Cocktail.
Care for a shrimp cocktail?
506
00:25:30,626 --> 00:25:33,751
You said Superman would be here
to explain everything.
507
00:25:33,835 --> 00:25:35,835
- Where is he?
- Well, he told me he'd be
here.
508
00:25:35,918 --> 00:25:38,960
Maybe Lois Lane got tickets
to "Cats" or something.
509
00:25:39,043 --> 00:25:40,376
'No, gentlemen,
it looks as though'
510
00:25:40,460 --> 00:25:42,001
we've been disappointed
yet again.
511
00:25:42,463 --> 00:25:44,210
Now, I would be more
than happy to shepherd you
512
00:25:44,293 --> 00:25:46,168
through these talks
if you'll allow it.
513
00:25:46,251 --> 00:25:47,918
Come, sit.
514
00:25:51,626 --> 00:25:52,835
Superman.
515
00:25:52,918 --> 00:25:55,293
You must call
a cease-fire immediately.
516
00:25:55,376 --> 00:25:58,168
There is nothing that
this war could ever achieve
517
00:25:58,251 --> 00:26:00,168
that you couldn't better
achieve without it.
518
00:26:00,251 --> 00:26:02,210
Who are you to lecture us?
519
00:26:02,293 --> 00:26:05,873
You're no better than
the common politician.
520
00:26:05,210 --> 00:26:06,501
You stand for nothing!
521
00:26:06,585 --> 00:26:08,835
I stand for what is right.
522
00:26:08,918 --> 00:26:11,460
And what is right is peace.
523
00:26:11,543 --> 00:26:14,376
Please, don't let
any side issues distract you
524
00:26:14,460 --> 00:26:16,001
from our common goal.
525
00:26:16,463 --> 00:26:19,168
Peace is built on the
cornerstone of trust, Superman
526
00:26:19,251 --> 00:26:21,501
and if either one of us
is to trust you again
527
00:26:21,585 --> 00:26:25,210
first you must explain...this.
528
00:26:25,293 --> 00:26:26,710
And this.
529
00:26:28,251 --> 00:26:29,668
Yeah, Superman.
530
00:26:31,710 --> 00:26:33,168
We're all ears.
531
00:26:34,751 --> 00:26:36,460
Gentlemen, you trusted me enough
532
00:26:36,543 --> 00:26:38,710
to ask me to mediate
these peace talks.
533
00:26:38,793 --> 00:26:41,418
Trust me now when I tell you
that this photograph
534
00:26:41,501 --> 00:26:44,543
is not what it appears to be.
535
00:26:44,626 --> 00:26:46,710
Superman..
536
00:26:46,793 --> 00:26:48,501
...General Navance and myself
537
00:26:48,585 --> 00:26:50,918
we, we understand such things.
538
00:26:51,001 --> 00:26:53,043
We're world leaders.
539
00:26:53,873 --> 00:26:55,501
But our people
are not so sophisticated.
540
00:26:55,585 --> 00:26:57,585
They're outraged
by what you've done.
541
00:26:57,668 --> 00:27:00,043
They won't allow you
to broker our peace talks
542
00:27:00,873 --> 00:27:03,251
unless you can give them
a more acceptable
explanation..
543
00:27:03,335 --> 00:27:05,043
Mr. President..
544
00:27:05,873 --> 00:27:07,751
(Lois on TV)
'...can twist and turn,
whatever my relationship is'
545
00:27:07,835 --> 00:27:10,501
with Superman is nobody's damn
business but my own!
546
00:27:10,585 --> 00:27:13,873
So, get out of my face!
547
00:27:13,210 --> 00:27:16,251
(Barry on TV)
'Well, there you have it,
from Lois Lane's own mouth'
548
00:27:16,335 --> 00:27:19,668
'she and Superman
are indeed having an affair.'
549
00:27:19,751 --> 00:27:22,501
'And apparently,
so passionate, so intimate'
550
00:27:22,585 --> 00:27:24,710
she can't even
put it into words.
551
00:27:26,460 --> 00:27:28,751
Well, talk about denials.
552
00:27:28,835 --> 00:27:31,543
I mean, that one ranks
right up there with
Watergate.
553
00:27:31,626 --> 00:27:34,376
We're finished here.
My armies will destroy you!
554
00:27:34,460 --> 00:27:37,210
Brilliant. My missiles
will destroy you first.
555
00:27:37,293 --> 00:27:39,543
- Uh, gentlemen, please.
- Enough talk!
556
00:27:41,626 --> 00:27:43,585
(Superman)
'Mr. President, General'
557
00:27:43,668 --> 00:27:45,873
I will explain.
558
00:27:45,210 --> 00:27:47,543
And I will rebuild
your trust in me.
559
00:27:47,626 --> 00:27:50,751
[sighs]
Tomorrow at noon..
560
00:27:50,835 --> 00:27:52,460
...I'll hold a press conference
561
00:27:52,543 --> 00:27:54,460
'and all your questions
will be answered.'
562
00:27:54,543 --> 00:27:57,335
Then we can meet here afterward,
and if you're satisfied
563
00:27:57,418 --> 00:27:58,751
we can talk peace.
564
00:28:00,168 --> 00:28:01,543
Please, gentlemen..
565
00:28:01,626 --> 00:28:03,585
...thousands of lives
depend on you.
566
00:28:03,668 --> 00:28:08,335
No, my friend
...those lives depend on you.
567
00:28:08,418 --> 00:28:10,418
(Navance)
'And what you say tomorrow.'
568
00:28:11,710 --> 00:28:14,710
Well, then...tomorrow at noon.
569
00:28:14,793 --> 00:28:16,876
I know,
I'm looking forward to it.
570
00:28:19,873 --> 00:28:20,751
Very well.
571
00:28:32,460 --> 00:28:35,626
He knows something.
He's got something up his
cape.
572
00:28:35,710 --> 00:28:37,001
Think, think, think.
Think, think.
573
00:28:37,463 --> 00:28:38,501
What do you mean?
574
00:28:38,585 --> 00:28:40,335
I mean that super stud says
575
00:28:40,418 --> 00:28:42,210
he's got an explanation
for that photograph.
576
00:28:42,293 --> 00:28:44,873
'I mean, what in
the world could it be?'
577
00:28:44,210 --> 00:28:46,293
I mean, after all,
it is authentic!
578
00:28:46,376 --> 00:28:48,463
No, no, no, no, no, no.
579
00:28:48,168 --> 00:28:49,418
If he wiggles out of this
580
00:28:49,501 --> 00:28:51,626
if he gets these bozos
to shake hands
581
00:28:51,710 --> 00:28:52,960
there'll be no stopping him.
582
00:28:53,043 --> 00:28:54,251
I mean, the man of steel
will have gotten
583
00:28:54,335 --> 00:28:56,873
a brand-new non-stick
Teflon coating
584
00:28:56,210 --> 00:28:58,460
and I'll never be
Man of the Year!
585
00:28:58,543 --> 00:29:00,668
I've come up with a plan
that will guarantee
586
00:29:00,751 --> 00:29:02,001
the peace talks fail
587
00:29:02,463 --> 00:29:04,376
and make Superman
responsible for it.
588
00:29:04,460 --> 00:29:05,751
Oh.
589
00:29:07,501 --> 00:29:09,043
Oh, I like it.
590
00:29:11,293 --> 00:29:13,376
Miss..
591
00:29:13,460 --> 00:29:15,460
...Senior Vice President.
592
00:29:16,626 --> 00:29:19,376
So...what do we do?
593
00:29:21,043 --> 00:29:22,751
I said no comment! Hey.
594
00:29:22,835 --> 00:29:24,876
Get out of those rose bushes.
That's private property.
595
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:26,543
(male #2)
'Was he faster than
a speeding bullet?'
596
00:29:26,626 --> 00:29:28,751
I beg your pardon.
I'm a married woman.
597
00:29:33,751 --> 00:29:35,876
(Jonathan)
'We had a pack of wolves
at our place too.'
598
00:29:37,251 --> 00:29:39,210
Jonathan, Martha,
what are you doing here?
599
00:29:39,293 --> 00:29:41,626
Clark said you two
wanted to talk to us.
600
00:29:41,710 --> 00:29:44,463
- He did?
- 'I just flew them here,
Lois.'
601
00:29:45,835 --> 00:29:49,463
I thought they should be here
to hear what I have to say.
602
00:29:49,168 --> 00:29:50,418
To say about what?
603
00:29:51,668 --> 00:29:54,251
This so-called scandal..
604
00:29:54,335 --> 00:29:56,210
'...is spreading
like wildfire.'
605
00:29:57,501 --> 00:29:59,918
I have to stop it...now.
606
00:30:02,463 --> 00:30:04,168
If I don't, war will break out
607
00:30:04,251 --> 00:30:06,335
and a lot of people
are gonna die.
608
00:30:07,793 --> 00:30:10,710
[sighs]
So, I've decided..
609
00:30:10,793 --> 00:30:13,626
...that the only way
to clear all this up
610
00:30:13,710 --> 00:30:15,793
is to tell
the whole world the truth.
611
00:30:15,876 --> 00:30:17,710
The truth about what?
612
00:30:17,793 --> 00:30:20,210
That Superman cannot
be having an affair
613
00:30:20,293 --> 00:30:22,918
with Clark Kent's wife..
614
00:30:23,001 --> 00:30:24,835
...because Clark Kent..
615
00:30:26,585 --> 00:30:27,960
...is Superman.
616
00:30:39,626 --> 00:30:41,793
Uh, Clark, you can't do this.
617
00:30:41,876 --> 00:30:44,668
Lois, the only way to regain
the
world's trust is to tell them
618
00:30:44,751 --> 00:30:46,751
that I am Superman.
I don't have a choice.
619
00:30:46,835 --> 00:30:50,460
(Jonathan)
Do you realize what this will
do to you, son? To everybody?
620
00:30:50,543 --> 00:30:51,793
I know it'll be hard, dad.
621
00:30:51,876 --> 00:30:54,168
I don't think you realize
how hard it will be.
622
00:30:54,251 --> 00:30:56,043
But never mind about
your father and me.
623
00:30:56,873 --> 00:30:57,460
It's not going
to affect us much
624
00:30:57,543 --> 00:30:59,543
but it's going
to affect you plenty.
625
00:30:59,626 --> 00:31:02,001
Clark Kent won't even
exist anymore.
626
00:31:02,463 --> 00:31:03,876
You won't have any kind
of private life.
627
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:06,001
And neither will Lois,
she won't be able to go
anywhere
628
00:31:06,463 --> 00:31:09,501
'as herself anymore, let
alone
continue as a reporter.'
629
00:31:09,585 --> 00:31:12,463
She'll just become
Superman's wife.
630
00:31:12,168 --> 00:31:13,835
I know. I-I know!
631
00:31:13,918 --> 00:31:15,543
Don't you think
I thought about all this?
632
00:31:15,626 --> 00:31:19,001
This isn't just some
knee-jerk
reaction that I'm having.
633
00:31:19,463 --> 00:31:21,501
I'm trying to stop a war.
634
00:31:21,585 --> 00:31:24,043
I'm trying to protect
what Superman is
635
00:31:24,873 --> 00:31:25,501
what he stands for.
636
00:31:25,585 --> 00:31:28,251
If that's the case,
then you're making a
mistake.
637
00:31:28,335 --> 00:31:30,335
'What makes you
think that the world'
638
00:31:30,418 --> 00:31:32,501
'is gonna start
trusting Superman again'
639
00:31:32,585 --> 00:31:35,873
when they find out that he's
been lying to them all along
640
00:31:35,210 --> 00:31:37,043
about who he really is?
641
00:31:37,873 --> 00:31:39,835
Clark, there's a
greater
truth to protect here
642
00:31:39,918 --> 00:31:42,460
and that's the idea
of who Superman is.
643
00:31:42,543 --> 00:31:44,251
If you tell them
that you're
married
644
00:31:44,335 --> 00:31:46,710
that you have feelings
and desires like everybody
else
645
00:31:46,793 --> 00:31:49,335
then that image
of a hero is
shattered.
646
00:31:49,418 --> 00:31:50,793
It's gone.
647
00:31:50,876 --> 00:31:54,873
'People need to believe
in that mythic truth.'
648
00:31:54,210 --> 00:31:55,918
That is what
Superman is all
about
649
00:31:56,001 --> 00:31:59,210
and that is what you
should
protect above all else.
650
00:31:59,293 --> 00:32:01,376
And I will protect it, Lois.
651
00:32:02,668 --> 00:32:05,876
Because even in this...
cynical world
652
00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:09,835
somebody has to stand
for integrity.
653
00:32:09,918 --> 00:32:12,293
And if that's what
I say I stand for..
654
00:32:12,376 --> 00:32:14,873
...then I have to mean it.
655
00:32:18,626 --> 00:32:21,876
Alright. Fine.
656
00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:23,501
Then I guess, uh..
657
00:32:23,585 --> 00:32:25,376
'...I have until tomorrow'
658
00:32:25,460 --> 00:32:27,585
to figure out
who's behind this and why.
659
00:32:27,668 --> 00:32:29,168
Excuse me.
660
00:32:30,918 --> 00:32:32,293
- 'Metro Air?'
- Hi.
661
00:32:32,376 --> 00:32:34,376
Uh, I'm trying to find
the name of a passenger
662
00:32:34,460 --> 00:32:36,543
who might have flown
to Chateau Roberge
663
00:32:36,626 --> 00:32:38,335
and back to Metropolis
overnight.
664
00:32:38,418 --> 00:32:39,960
(woman on phone)
'I'm sorry, ma'am,
it's company policy--'
665
00:32:40,043 --> 00:32:41,668
Yeah, I know
you don't usually give out
666
00:32:41,751 --> 00:32:44,585
that kind of information,
but this is Lois Lane, and
I--
667
00:32:44,668 --> 00:32:46,960
Hello?
668
00:32:47,043 --> 00:32:49,460
Uh, hello?
669
00:32:49,543 --> 00:32:51,418
So much
for professional courtesy.
670
00:32:51,501 --> 00:32:54,251
(Jimmy)
Lois, you know those composite
labs I've been checking out?
671
00:32:54,335 --> 00:32:55,751
- Yeah.
- Well, here's one.
672
00:32:55,835 --> 00:32:57,543
Hank's Photo Lab on 3rd
Street,
somebody told me
673
00:32:57,626 --> 00:32:59,251
to look into them,
'cause
they're not real
legitimate
674
00:32:59,335 --> 00:33:01,543
but they do good work, you
know,
fake passports and stuff.
675
00:33:01,626 --> 00:33:03,418
Jimmy, uh, we're
running out of time.
676
00:33:03,501 --> 00:33:05,668
Hank's used to be
"Dirt Digger's" biggest
client
677
00:33:05,751 --> 00:33:06,918
so I did some checking.
678
00:33:07,001 --> 00:33:09,418
Turns out that a huge
payment was made to them
679
00:33:09,501 --> 00:33:11,876
the day just before
the photographs were published.
680
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:15,873
So, this photo could be a fake?
681
00:33:15,210 --> 00:33:17,001
Well, yeah,
but you knew that
already.
682
00:33:18,376 --> 00:33:20,793
Uh, yeah.
No, of course, I-I knew it.
683
00:33:20,876 --> 00:33:24,376
I-I, I just didn't know
if you did. Know it, I mean.
684
00:33:24,460 --> 00:33:27,043
If-if you knew
that it was a fake.
685
00:33:27,873 --> 00:33:28,460
Right.
686
00:33:28,543 --> 00:33:30,251
[chuckles]
Right.
687
00:33:32,463 --> 00:33:33,876
Well, great!
This is just great.
688
00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:36,751
Let's, uh, let's go
pay Hank a visit, huh?
689
00:33:43,210 --> 00:33:45,585
Looks like Hank
left his door open.
690
00:33:48,251 --> 00:33:50,668
Wow, check it out.
691
00:33:50,751 --> 00:33:53,168
Layout computers,
spectrum analyzers
692
00:33:53,251 --> 00:33:55,418
digital compositors.
693
00:33:55,501 --> 00:33:57,460
'You can take this stuff
and manipulate images'
694
00:33:57,543 --> 00:33:59,873
'into anything you can dream up'
695
00:33:59,210 --> 00:34:02,626
whether it really
exists or not.
696
00:34:02,710 --> 00:34:05,168
You can't even imagine what
this kind of equipment can do.
697
00:34:05,251 --> 00:34:07,960
I'm beginning to get
a pretty good idea.
698
00:34:08,043 --> 00:34:10,251
There's nothing here
about Superman, though.
699
00:34:10,335 --> 00:34:12,876
These digital compositors are
supposed to have a memory cache.
700
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:14,835
They should have
the last several entries..
701
00:34:14,918 --> 00:34:17,210
...digitally stored.
Just give me a second.
702
00:34:20,873 --> 00:34:22,001
(Lois)
'Looks like Hank's
doing a lot of business'
703
00:34:22,463 --> 00:34:23,710
with the "Dirt Digger."
704
00:34:23,793 --> 00:34:25,501
Hey, wait a minute.
705
00:34:25,585 --> 00:34:28,210
These invoices are addressed
to Goode International.
706
00:34:28,293 --> 00:34:31,418
- Randy Goode?
- Ha ha. Bingo.
707
00:34:31,501 --> 00:34:34,751
Alright. See, two different
snapshots of you and Superman.
708
00:34:34,835 --> 00:34:36,335
Now, watch this.
709
00:34:36,418 --> 00:34:40,835
It looks like they've created
texture map from these photos.
710
00:34:40,918 --> 00:34:43,418
Then they applied the texture
map into wire-framed models.
711
00:34:43,501 --> 00:34:45,168
Designate the area
to be scanned
712
00:34:45,251 --> 00:34:46,418
once they composite the images
713
00:34:46,501 --> 00:34:48,210
they can put you
in any position.
714
00:34:49,543 --> 00:34:52,001
Ta-da.
Instant
scandal.
715
00:34:53,501 --> 00:34:56,876
- Pretty amazing, huh?
- You have no idea.
716
00:34:56,960 --> 00:34:59,043
Jimmy, can you download this
from the compositor
717
00:34:59,873 --> 00:35:01,168
so we can use it as evidence?
718
00:35:01,251 --> 00:35:03,335
Yeah. It'll take me a while.
719
00:35:03,418 --> 00:35:05,460
Do it. Meet me at
City Hall at noon.
720
00:35:05,543 --> 00:35:08,710
I gotta catch Superman
before it's too late.
721
00:35:08,793 --> 00:35:09,960
Before what's too late?
722
00:35:14,210 --> 00:35:16,210
Oh, what.. Aah! No!
723
00:35:16,293 --> 00:35:20,626
Ah! Put me down!
Ah! Ow! No!
724
00:35:24,001 --> 00:35:27,418
- You.
- Okay, so you're not my
idol.
725
00:35:29,418 --> 00:35:31,376
Alright, Goode,
what do you want?
726
00:35:31,460 --> 00:35:35,210
It's simple. I want Superman
to rescue you, Ms. Lane
727
00:35:35,293 --> 00:35:37,463
sauce for the goose as it were
728
00:35:37,168 --> 00:35:40,585
and as he saves his paramour
in predictable fashion
729
00:35:40,668 --> 00:35:42,585
a bomb will explode
in the very place he gathered
730
00:35:42,668 --> 00:35:45,873
those old peace treaty
geezers,
killing them both.
731
00:35:45,210 --> 00:35:46,418
They're meeting in your office.
732
00:35:46,501 --> 00:35:47,918
You're gonna blow up
your own building?
733
00:35:48,001 --> 00:35:50,293
Well, who would ever guess
that I was behind it?
734
00:35:50,376 --> 00:35:52,168
[chuckling]
Brilliant, aren't I?
735
00:35:52,251 --> 00:35:54,418
Naturally, everyone will blame
Superman for the blast
736
00:35:54,501 --> 00:35:56,873
because he'll be
with you at the time.
737
00:35:56,210 --> 00:35:58,460
I mean, this ought to discredit
him after all, don't you think?
738
00:35:58,543 --> 00:36:00,251
Except you can't make me
yell for help
739
00:36:00,335 --> 00:36:02,335
and if I don't,
he won't come for
me.
740
00:36:04,043 --> 00:36:07,210
Oh, well,
that's very brave, Ms. Lane
741
00:36:07,293 --> 00:36:08,751
but I've already
thought of that.
742
00:36:08,835 --> 00:36:11,793
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have a mythic hero to
destroy
743
00:36:11,876 --> 00:36:15,626
and you...have a plane to
catch.
Nighty-night!
744
00:36:18,876 --> 00:36:20,585
'Sleep tight, Ms. Lane.'
745
00:36:23,043 --> 00:36:26,463
Is Superman faster than
a speeding adulterer?
746
00:36:26,168 --> 00:36:29,210
Is he able to leap tall
tales
in a single bound?
747
00:36:29,293 --> 00:36:32,251
When the clock strikes 12
in just a few short minutes
748
00:36:32,335 --> 00:36:35,043
we will finally know
what the world wants to know.
749
00:36:35,873 --> 00:36:38,001
Does the Man of Steel
have a naughty little secret
750
00:36:38,463 --> 00:36:39,793
or doesn't he?
751
00:36:39,876 --> 00:36:42,873
(woman on TV)
'Thank you, Barry,
and in other news..'
752
00:36:42,210 --> 00:36:45,210
Gentlemen, I pray for peace.
753
00:36:45,293 --> 00:36:46,835
Now, if you'll excuse me
754
00:36:46,918 --> 00:36:48,585
I'm going to go
to the press conference
755
00:36:48,668 --> 00:36:51,168
and show my support
for Superman.
756
00:37:44,626 --> 00:37:46,710
- Everything set?
- Lois is in position.
757
00:37:46,793 --> 00:37:48,960
And the trigger mechanism
is armed.
758
00:37:53,876 --> 00:37:55,751
For whom the bell tolls.
759
00:38:09,501 --> 00:38:13,001
Uh...pardon me, folks,
a little snag.
760
00:38:13,463 --> 00:38:15,001
I-I'll be right back.
761
00:38:18,710 --> 00:38:21,210
What kind of stunt
is he pulling now?
762
00:38:25,168 --> 00:38:26,626
- Mm.
- Alright. Don't worry.
763
00:38:26,710 --> 00:38:30,873
- I'm gonna get you out of
here.
- Mm-mm. Mm. Hmm.
764
00:38:30,210 --> 00:38:32,460
- What?
- Hmm. Hmm.
765
00:38:35,501 --> 00:38:37,251
[automated message]
'Warning, you have activated'
766
00:38:37,335 --> 00:38:39,418
'the pressure-sensitive
triggering system.'
767
00:38:39,501 --> 00:38:41,043
'Please stand back.'
768
00:38:43,585 --> 00:38:45,460
Okay.
769
00:38:45,543 --> 00:38:47,210
Okay, uh..
770
00:38:47,293 --> 00:38:48,585
- Hmm-hmm.
- What?
771
00:38:51,043 --> 00:38:52,751
Charades. Okay.
772
00:38:54,710 --> 00:38:56,543
Six words. First word.
773
00:38:57,793 --> 00:39:00,873
- Hmm.
- Pointing at that..
774
00:39:00,210 --> 00:39:02,751
- Mm-hmm.
- Point.. Me?
775
00:39:05,043 --> 00:39:06,918
- Guns!
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
776
00:39:07,001 --> 00:39:08,335
- Ugh.
- Trigger?
777
00:39:13,626 --> 00:39:15,335
Please!
778
00:39:15,418 --> 00:39:18,376
Please, now.
Patience, patience.
779
00:39:21,626 --> 00:39:25,463
Citizens, please. Please.
780
00:39:25,168 --> 00:39:27,626
- Third word. Gesundheit.
- Hmm. Mm-hmm.
781
00:39:27,710 --> 00:39:30,873
What? You're sneezing.
Sneezing. Sneezes.
782
00:39:30,210 --> 00:39:31,793
- Mm-hmm.
- 'Wiping your nose.'
783
00:39:31,876 --> 00:39:33,876
- Blowing your nose. Wipe--
- Mm! Mm!
784
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:35,460
Blowing, blowing,
blowing your nose.
785
00:39:35,543 --> 00:39:39,543
- Mm, mm.
- Short. Blowing. Blow. Blow.
786
00:39:39,626 --> 00:39:42,585
- Mm-hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
- Trigger also blows..
787
00:39:44,043 --> 00:39:46,460
Now, let's at least give
Superman a chance here.
788
00:39:46,543 --> 00:39:50,043
Now, I'm confident that
there's a very good
explanation.
789
00:39:50,873 --> 00:39:51,668
- Sixth word.
- 'Mm-hmm.'
790
00:39:51,751 --> 00:39:53,168
(Superman)
'Sounds like..'
791
00:39:55,251 --> 00:39:57,873
Sounds like, uh..
792
00:39:57,210 --> 00:39:58,501
Music.. Sounds like walking.
793
00:39:58,585 --> 00:39:59,751
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
794
00:39:59,835 --> 00:40:01,335
Walking.
795
00:40:04,418 --> 00:40:05,960
Walking..
796
00:40:07,293 --> 00:40:10,001
T-talking. Talking.
Sounds like talking.
797
00:40:10,463 --> 00:40:12,418
Talks. Talk. Talk..
798
00:40:12,501 --> 00:40:14,668
Trigger also blows up..
799
00:40:14,751 --> 00:40:16,668
- Mm. Hmm. Hmm.
- ...peace talks.
800
00:40:16,751 --> 00:40:19,585
- Mm.
- Okay, but first things
first.
801
00:40:28,626 --> 00:40:31,501
[panting]
Do you think anyone was hurt?
802
00:40:31,585 --> 00:40:33,626
No, it was only
rigged for your
room.
803
00:40:33,710 --> 00:40:36,543
Wait..
An ultrasonic
signal.
804
00:40:36,626 --> 00:40:39,418
That must be their
triggering
mechanism.
805
00:40:43,501 --> 00:40:46,043
Fortunately, light travels
faster than sound.
806
00:41:11,376 --> 00:41:13,501
- Where's the boom?
- No boom.
807
00:41:15,918 --> 00:41:17,668
I think it's time for
a little
trip out of the
country.
808
00:41:17,751 --> 00:41:19,001
You and me on a slow boat.
809
00:41:19,463 --> 00:41:21,168
Me on the boat
and you dragging behind it.
810
00:41:23,001 --> 00:41:24,710
Going somewhere, Mr. Goode?
811
00:41:24,793 --> 00:41:27,460
We can prove everything,
including the faked
photograph.
812
00:41:27,543 --> 00:41:29,835
- What fake photograph?
- Lois!
813
00:41:32,168 --> 00:41:34,293
Does Hank's Photo Lab
ring any bells?
814
00:41:36,043 --> 00:41:38,460
- No.
- Oops.
815
00:41:38,543 --> 00:41:40,960
Oops?
What do you mean, "Oops?"
816
00:41:41,043 --> 00:41:43,043
Officers,
do you mind taking them?
817
00:41:43,873 --> 00:41:44,835
I have a statement to make.
818
00:41:44,918 --> 00:41:47,251
Oops? What does "Oops" mean?
819
00:41:47,335 --> 00:41:50,001
- The photo was a..
- What are you gonna say?
820
00:41:50,463 --> 00:41:51,710
I'm gonna tell the truth, Lois.
821
00:41:53,043 --> 00:41:54,626
Nothing changes that.
822
00:42:11,043 --> 00:42:15,543
Ladies and gentlemen first
and foremost, let me just say
823
00:42:15,626 --> 00:42:19,873
that I have always
stood for truth
824
00:42:19,210 --> 00:42:23,873
'above all else.
It's our moral compass.'
825
00:42:23,210 --> 00:42:27,835
The only thing that stands
between right and wrong.
826
00:42:27,918 --> 00:42:29,876
Everything that I am..
827
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:31,501
...everything that I do
828
00:42:31,585 --> 00:42:33,460
is a reflection of that truth.
829
00:42:33,543 --> 00:42:36,543
As Superman, I have never..
830
00:42:36,626 --> 00:42:40,251
...nor will I ever
dishonor that.
831
00:42:40,335 --> 00:42:42,293
- I'll take your questions
now.
- Okay, over here.
832
00:42:42,376 --> 00:42:46,543
Superman...are you having an
illicit affair with Lois Lane?
833
00:42:46,626 --> 00:42:49,873
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
834
00:42:49,210 --> 00:42:50,835
(male #3)
'Truth! The truth!'
835
00:42:50,918 --> 00:42:52,876
The truth is..
836
00:42:54,918 --> 00:42:57,873
...no.
837
00:42:57,210 --> 00:42:59,835
I am not having
nor have I ever had
838
00:42:59,918 --> 00:43:02,463
an illicit affair
with Lois Lane.
839
00:43:02,168 --> 00:43:04,460
(male #4)
'Then how do you explain
that photograph?'
840
00:43:04,543 --> 00:43:07,501
The photograph
in question is a fake.
841
00:43:07,585 --> 00:43:10,293
I have proof
that shows it's all part of
842
00:43:10,376 --> 00:43:13,501
'a very, very carefully
orchestrated smear campaign.'
843
00:43:13,585 --> 00:43:17,251
(female #2)
'If nothing's going on then
how come Clark Kent isn't
here?'
844
00:43:17,335 --> 00:43:21,043
He is here
right there next to Lois.
845
00:43:21,873 --> 00:43:24,376
That's what that ring
on her finger symbolizes.
846
00:43:24,460 --> 00:43:27,335
Clark and Lois trust each other
847
00:43:27,418 --> 00:43:30,873
and that's the only truth
that really matters.
848
00:43:32,001 --> 00:43:35,501
Now, if you'll excuse me I have
some peace talks to negotiate.
849
00:43:43,793 --> 00:43:47,460
[sighs]
Not bad, huh?
850
00:43:47,543 --> 00:43:49,585
Had me on the edge of my seat.
851
00:43:57,918 --> 00:44:01,501
(Clark)
'There it is.
The room's all fixed up.'
852
00:44:01,585 --> 00:44:02,918
'Good as new.'
853
00:44:03,001 --> 00:44:05,335
Nice of Superman
to put it back together.
854
00:44:05,418 --> 00:44:06,918
[laughing]
Mm.
855
00:44:07,001 --> 00:44:10,168
- Did anyone see you?
- No, absolutely not.
856
00:44:10,251 --> 00:44:12,793
- I checked very carefully.
- Mm-hmm.
857
00:44:15,460 --> 00:44:18,918
So, what did you think
of Superman's speech?
858
00:44:19,001 --> 00:44:21,001
Mm, it was good.
859
00:44:21,463 --> 00:44:24,001
Did he have to make not
having an illicit affair
860
00:44:24,463 --> 00:44:25,918
sound so noble?
861
00:44:28,501 --> 00:44:30,960
Are you alright with it?
862
00:44:31,043 --> 00:44:33,463
Well, I told the truth.
863
00:44:33,168 --> 00:44:34,585
I mean..
864
00:44:34,668 --> 00:44:37,668
I answered the questions
they asked me truthfully.
865
00:44:37,751 --> 00:44:41,460
So, you're not
completely
comfortable?
866
00:44:41,543 --> 00:44:44,335
[sighs]
No, not completely.
867
00:44:44,418 --> 00:44:47,168
There was a larger truth
to protect here
868
00:44:47,251 --> 00:44:51,463
and in this instance
...it was the right thing to
do.
869
00:44:51,168 --> 00:44:53,626
- Hmm.
- Just..
870
00:44:53,710 --> 00:44:55,335
Do me one favor, okay?
871
00:44:55,418 --> 00:44:59,873
Let's you and I be a little bit
more careful from now on, okay?
872
00:44:59,210 --> 00:45:01,793
It is still safe to kiss
my husband, though,
right?
873
00:45:01,876 --> 00:45:06,835
Yes. Oh.
Whoa, your feet are freezing.
874
00:45:06,918 --> 00:45:09,501
- Warm them up.
- Okay.
875
00:45:13,335 --> 00:45:15,463
Ah!
876
00:45:15,168 --> 00:45:17,043
You missed.
877
00:45:17,873 --> 00:45:18,460
No, I didn't.