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[instrumental music]
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[wolf whistling]
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[laughs]
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Okay, so far I'm up
by a watch, a belt
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and a pair of pants.
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If you lose this hand, you can
just kiss that shirt goodbye.
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Ha, are you sure
you don't moonlight
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as a dealer in Vegas?
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Some people just have
a better card sense than
others.
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[whirring]
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Okay. Ahem.
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I will see your shirt,
and I will raise you..
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...everything else
you have on.
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I'll call.
What do you got?
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Full house.
Read 'em and weep.
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Ah, two pair.
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Yes!
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Well, that was amazing
how you pulled that off.
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You didn't happen to use
any of your, uh..
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...buzz buzz?
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Lois, I would never use a
little
"buzz buzz" to cheat at cards.
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Alright. Better shuffle 'em
up
while you're hot.
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Get ready to taste
the agony of..
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[alarm ringing]
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Oh, no.
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It sounds like a bank alarm.
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I better check it out.
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I know.
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Besides, it'll give you
a chance to hone up
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on that card sense of yours.
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[alarm ringing]
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[instrumental music]
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[alarm ringing]
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[whoosh]
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[alarm ringing]
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[crashing]
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[alarm stops]
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[dramatic music]
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[theme music]
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[music continues]
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[whoosh]
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Gettin' slower
in your old age.
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I would have
been
back sooner
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but the
strangest
thing happened.
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I flew over to the bank
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and just as I was
coming in to land
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I couldn't stop.
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- Couldn't stop what?
- Myself.
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I hit the ground,
and next thing I knew
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I'd burrowed 50 feet
underneath the pavement.
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Are you alright?
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Yeah, but it was like
I momentarily
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lost control of my powers.
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And then it turns out that no
one actually robbed the bank.
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The door was just jimmied open
enough to set off the alarm.
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- How do you feel now?
- Fine.
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Good enough to show you
that my last poker win
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was not a fluke.
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[chuckles]
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[whoosh]
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Okay.
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[door opens]
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[door closes]
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Huh?
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Oh, don't
look back, son.
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The future's
what counts for us.
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It's funny.
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Most kids hang
out
with their dads
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when they're little.
They lose track of 'em later
on.
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I never saw you
when I was a
kid.
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Well, I'm sorry.
I was only starring
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in the biggest kiddie
show of all time.
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Being Mr. Gadget
was time-consuming.
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No, dad.
Hijacking ocean
liners
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breakin' into Fort
Knox,
that's
time-consuming.
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Well, you can't say
your old man wasn't colorful.
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By the way, thanks for
letting me hang my hat here
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until I get myself
back on my feet.
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It's the least I could do.
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Even my prison cell
was better than this dump.
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Ah, not that I blame you
for your failures.
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It's your mother's influence.
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No wonder you're boring,
scared, and emasculated.
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But when I started
visiting you in prison
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I saw...you weren't
a monster like ma said.
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- You're brilliant.
- Exactly.
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It was me.
I mean, I was the fool.
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Stuck in a nowhere job
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passed up over and over
again for promotion
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you know,
living a life of honesty.
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Did you get my machine
out
of the crime warehouse?
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Yes, sir. Yes.
I dusted it off myself.
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It's right over here.
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- Oh, I missed this little
baby.
- What is it?
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This is an amped-up,
souped-up, turbo-charged
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low-frequency generator.
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A picture's worth
a thousand words.
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[whirring]
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[clattering]
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[intense clattering]
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[crashing]
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[whirring stops]
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You did that
with sound waves?
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I think we finally have
a father-son activity
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we can enjoy together.
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I don't guess you mean
remodeling my apartment.
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Levelling Metropolis
was more what I had in mind.
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How'd the interview go?
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Did you see Dr. Klein?
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I realize that you can't
go running to him
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for every little thing
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but you were 50 feet
under the pavement.
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[sighs]
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Ah, alright.
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Perry, are you alright?
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I just got a call from Jerry.
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Uh...he's in town.
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He's coming by to...visit.
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Your son? That's great.
I've never met him.
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Well, he hasn't been
around much, uh, lately.
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Spent the, uh,
last couple years upstate.
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Oh, I love it upstate.
What city was he in?
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Glenfield Springs.
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Glenfield Springs? There's
nothing there but the prison.
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Oh, I'm gonna..
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...go check the paper
in the fax machine.
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I guess I shouldn't be
so embarrassed.
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I mean, people...pass
bad checks every day.
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Jerry passed them
every day for a month.
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He did his time, Perry.
You should be open-minded.
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Yeah.
Yeah, I guess you're right.
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It's just that,
you know, we've never
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gotten along very well.
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'I mean, when
he was growing up'
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I spent all my
waking hours here
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clawing out a living
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and...the only time
I did see him was
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well, when he
wanted something
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or I had to bail him
out of trouble.
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Well, like it says,
I guess, uh..
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...you sow what you
shall reap.
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(Jerry)
'Dad?'
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Jerry.
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[laughs]
Have you been working out?
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You look like
you lost some
weight.
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Aw. Hey, kid.
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[both laugh]
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I brought you something.
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- Huh? Oh, Jerry--
- No, no big deal, I..
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Paperweight from
the prison gift
shop.
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Ah..
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Ah!
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It's a beautiful tie.
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Miss Lane.
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Oh, it's been a long time.
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Your hair looks great!
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Oh. Thanks.
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New hair, new house.
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You should
come by sometime.
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Great! We can
celebrate my new
job.
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Oh. How about, uh, tomorrow?
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'Okay.'
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Bye.
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A...job?
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Who are you working for?
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It's a big sales
firm
out of
Cincinnati.
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Uh, deals
in high-tech
stuff.
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Well, son, uh,
how long are you in town for?
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I'm not sure.
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'I've got some, uh,
regional sales meetings'
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and a bunch
of,
uh, seminars.
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I was hoping
while I was in
town
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we could spend
some time
together.
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Oh, absolutely.
I'd-I'd like that.
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Oh, uh, Jimmy.
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Jerry, uh, son, I want you
to meet Jimmy Olsen.
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'You've heard me talk of him.'
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Yeah. A lot.
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It's nice
to finally meet you.
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Well, uh, I can't
be late for my
seminar.
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I'll give you
a buzz later.
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Oh, boy.
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If I, uh..
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If I hadn't seen this
with my own eyes
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I-I...I wouldn't
have believed it.
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You sure you can
handle Superman?
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I told you, don't worry.
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You better be right.
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[crash]
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[alarm ringing]
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Alright.
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I got it.
Let's go!
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Alright, gentlemen.
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Hold it right there.
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[dramatic music]
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[tires screech]
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[crashing]
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Come on, guys.
I got better things to do.
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[tires screech]
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[whoosh]
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[crashing]
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Sayonara, Suped.
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[laughs]
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[whoosh]
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Flying, check.
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Super hearing, check.
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Super strength..
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...check.
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Now, let's have a listen
to your heart and lungs.
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[sighs]
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Now, take a deep breath
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and blow out.
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[clattering]
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[glass shattering]
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Oops.
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Superman, your
powers have kicked
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into overdrive.
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I knew that before
I came in here, Doc.
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Uh-oh.
A little crabby
today?
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- I understand.
- I'm sorry.
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I-I guess the question is,
what is causing this?
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It could be
partial
complex seizures
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brought on by
random synaptic
firing
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in your temporal lobe.
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Oh, gee,
that sounds terrible.
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Look, I'm gonna
run
every test I can.
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Then I want you
to go home and
relax
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soak in a tub,
and do nothing.
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But I'm Superman.
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So? You can't
play
a little golf?
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Superman, you have
a medical condition
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that is
potentially
dangerous.
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Maybe not to you,
but to everyone around
you.
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Well, you're expensive,
but are you worth it.
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Heh, one minute I think
me and Lou are dead meat
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and then zoom, Superman ends up
in another zip code.
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How'd you do it?
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Hey, how does
David
Copperfield
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make a 747 appear
in Times Square?
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With applied physics..
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...and the distracted
attention of his
audience.
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Mr. Gadget.
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Huh. I watched you on TV
when I was a kid.
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You were my idol.
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Great.
Great.
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[laughs]
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Thank you.
Thank you.
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Take a hike.
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Hey, I'm talking
to the kid here.
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Mr. Gadget has a death ray
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that will make all your
internal organs explode.
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Huh.
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Call me.
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So, kid..
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...word on
the street is
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you're willing to go up
against Superman.
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You're either crazy
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or the bravest person
I ever met.
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Well, I'm not crazy.
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I spent some
time
in the joint.
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Became friends with
a guy who discovered
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a very special rock.
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A rock?
264
00:12:39,873 --> 00:12:42,463
A rock...that makes
Superman go haywire.
265
00:12:42,168 --> 00:12:43,918
He told me where to find
it
and how to use it.
266
00:12:44,001 --> 00:12:47,168
And why would he give you
somethin' so valuable?
267
00:12:48,418 --> 00:12:49,626
Because he's going
to be locked away
268
00:12:49,710 --> 00:12:50,876
for another 15 years
269
00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:52,376
and he needed a
partner
on the outside
270
00:12:52,460 --> 00:12:54,418
that can maximize
the current market
demands.
271
00:12:54,501 --> 00:12:57,876
And, uh, Superman can't just
scan for this thing
272
00:12:57,960 --> 00:13:00,710
when he shows up
with his X-ray eyes?
273
00:13:00,793 --> 00:13:02,710
I keep it in a lead box.
274
00:13:02,793 --> 00:13:03,960
I covered all the angles.
275
00:13:04,043 --> 00:13:05,376
Oh, you're quite the lad.
276
00:13:05,460 --> 00:13:08,460
You expect me to buy this,
you half-wit?
277
00:13:09,626 --> 00:13:11,418
I'm not knockin' over
a liquor store.
278
00:13:11,501 --> 00:13:14,210
I'm talking
millions of dollars
279
00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:17,751
and the only thing that can
get in the way is Superman!
280
00:13:19,873 --> 00:13:21,876
I need to know
I can count on this.
281
00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:23,626
Wait a minute.
282
00:13:23,710 --> 00:13:25,668
How about
a demonstration?
283
00:13:28,626 --> 00:13:30,873
Yeah.
284
00:13:35,835 --> 00:13:37,626
Hi. How was your check-up?
285
00:13:37,710 --> 00:13:38,710
Inconclusive.
286
00:13:38,793 --> 00:13:39,710
[sighs]
287
00:13:39,793 --> 00:13:40,835
what do we do now?
288
00:13:40,918 --> 00:13:41,918
Is there anybody
else you can see
289
00:13:42,001 --> 00:13:43,876
for a second opinion?
290
00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:45,460
What am I saying.
291
00:13:45,543 --> 00:13:46,543
Honey,
it's gonna be
okay.
292
00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:48,168
- I promise.
- Yeah.
293
00:13:48,251 --> 00:13:49,501
[crack]
294
00:13:49,585 --> 00:13:51,376
Uh.
295
00:13:51,460 --> 00:13:53,043
Dad?
296
00:13:53,873 --> 00:13:54,418
Hey.
297
00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:55,626
Made my first sale
yesterday
298
00:13:55,710 --> 00:13:57,210
'so I brought you these
to celebrate.'
299
00:13:57,293 --> 00:14:00,293
Oh, Jerry, you don't have
to
keep bringing me gifts.
300
00:14:00,376 --> 00:14:02,251
Oh, Clark, listen,
I want you to meet
301
00:14:02,335 --> 00:14:04,873
'my son here, Jerry.'
302
00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:05,168
Uh, Jerry, this is--
303
00:14:05,251 --> 00:14:07,001
Clark Kent.
Hello, sir.
304
00:14:07,463 --> 00:14:08,460
I consider you
to be the dean
305
00:14:08,543 --> 00:14:09,960
of contemporary
American reportage.
306
00:14:10,043 --> 00:14:11,873
[laughs]
307
00:14:11,210 --> 00:14:13,293
Ah. Cubans.
308
00:14:13,376 --> 00:14:14,626
I had to pull some strings
to get 'em
309
00:14:14,710 --> 00:14:16,168
but, uh, nothing's too good
for my old man.
310
00:14:16,251 --> 00:14:17,335
[sniffs]
311
00:14:17,418 --> 00:14:18,835
Aren't these...illegal?
312
00:14:18,918 --> 00:14:22,463
Well, it's nice to...bend
the rules once in a while.
313
00:14:22,168 --> 00:14:24,626
Well, thank
you.
Cubans.
314
00:14:24,710 --> 00:14:27,418
Wow! These things
are like 20 bucks a
pop.
315
00:14:27,501 --> 00:14:28,918
I guess I'm in
the wrong business,
huh?
316
00:14:29,001 --> 00:14:30,335
Where'd you say
you're working
again?
317
00:14:30,418 --> 00:14:33,668
- Ah, Ampro Specialties.
- Ampro?
318
00:14:33,751 --> 00:14:35,710
I gotta get back to work.
319
00:14:35,793 --> 00:14:37,376
Miss Lane.
320
00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:39,168
That dress just really
brings out the highlights
321
00:14:39,251 --> 00:14:40,585
in your eyes.
322
00:14:42,668 --> 00:14:44,376
[laughs]
323
00:14:44,460 --> 00:14:47,001
Perry, I don't remember
Jerry being such a charmer.
324
00:14:47,463 --> 00:14:48,335
Me neither, but, uh..
325
00:14:48,418 --> 00:14:49,335
[tapping]
326
00:14:49,418 --> 00:14:51,168
...I'm not knockin' it.
327
00:14:54,918 --> 00:14:56,376
Is there
something
a little fishy
328
00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:57,835
about Jerry to you?
329
00:14:59,376 --> 00:15:01,376
Jimmy, don't go there.
330
00:15:01,460 --> 00:15:04,210
Consider me far away
from there.
331
00:15:14,293 --> 00:15:15,668
Ugh.
332
00:15:16,835 --> 00:15:19,710
What's the matter?
Is everything alright?
333
00:15:19,793 --> 00:15:21,876
Honey, just relax.
334
00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:23,876
It's cold coffee.
335
00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:25,376
[sighs]
336
00:15:27,873 --> 00:15:28,793
[whirring]
337
00:15:30,376 --> 00:15:32,001
[cup breaks]
338
00:15:45,751 --> 00:15:47,835
Keeping the streets safe?
339
00:15:47,918 --> 00:15:50,463
For the time being.
340
00:15:50,168 --> 00:15:52,793
To celebrate our
upcoming adventure.
341
00:15:54,751 --> 00:15:55,918
Cuban?
342
00:15:56,001 --> 00:15:57,543
- It's illegal!
- Right.
343
00:15:57,626 --> 00:16:00,460
You have definitely
turned a corner, boy.
344
00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:03,043
Well...you know,
you get older
345
00:16:03,873 --> 00:16:04,418
family gets important.
346
00:16:04,501 --> 00:16:06,210
Now..
347
00:16:06,293 --> 00:16:08,251
The frequency generator
348
00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:10,418
has a highly directional beam
349
00:16:10,501 --> 00:16:15,043
that fires audio waves
with almost laser
precision.
350
00:16:15,873 --> 00:16:16,501
I will put
the city on notice
351
00:16:16,585 --> 00:16:18,501
that we're levelling
the whole damn place
352
00:16:18,585 --> 00:16:20,876
unless we're paid
one billion dollars.
353
00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:23,001
A billion?
354
00:16:23,463 --> 00:16:24,626
A billion? I mean..
355
00:16:24,710 --> 00:16:26,876
I mean, I never imagined.
356
00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:29,793
Well, I'm goin' out
with a bang, kiddo
357
00:16:29,876 --> 00:16:31,873
and so are you
358
00:16:31,210 --> 00:16:34,668
and, the city that
did
us in is gonna pay.
359
00:16:34,751 --> 00:16:36,418
And we'll spend
the rest of our
days
360
00:16:36,501 --> 00:16:38,210
hidden away, rich.
361
00:16:38,293 --> 00:16:41,210
Yeah, fishing
together and stuff.
362
00:16:41,293 --> 00:16:43,376
Or playing
baccarat..
Somethin'.
363
00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:45,918
Anyway, I spoke
to that kid who
claims
364
00:16:46,001 --> 00:16:48,043
he can neutralize Superman.
365
00:16:48,873 --> 00:16:50,751
If he ain't blowin' smoke..
366
00:16:50,835 --> 00:16:52,918
...we can start
counting our
money.
367
00:16:53,001 --> 00:16:55,001
Countin' our money.
368
00:16:55,463 --> 00:16:58,873
All I'm saying is
that
it may be very
manly
369
00:16:58,210 --> 00:17:01,710
not to show concern,
even super-manly
370
00:17:01,793 --> 00:17:04,418
but I'm your wife,
and we share concerns
371
00:17:04,501 --> 00:17:07,876
and...how concerned are you?
372
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:11,251
Okay, I'm concerned
but I do have a
theory.
373
00:17:11,335 --> 00:17:12,460
Good.
374
00:17:12,543 --> 00:17:13,543
I'm sure
you remember the time
375
00:17:13,626 --> 00:17:15,001
that-that I lost my powers
376
00:17:15,463 --> 00:17:17,210
because they were
temporarily
transferred to you.
377
00:17:17,293 --> 00:17:19,293
Yeah.
The Newtrich sisters.
378
00:17:19,376 --> 00:17:20,543
Oh, what a nightmare.
379
00:17:20,626 --> 00:17:21,876
Right, and then
there was that time
380
00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:23,873
that I had my powers
381
00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:25,376
'but I was completely
apathetic.'
382
00:17:25,460 --> 00:17:28,335
Gene Newtrich.
He told his sisters how to
use--
383
00:17:28,418 --> 00:17:30,543
Red Kryptonite.
384
00:17:30,626 --> 00:17:32,585
Okay, Gene Newtrich
had the only known stash
385
00:17:32,668 --> 00:17:34,460
of red Kryptonite,
and it's possible
386
00:17:34,543 --> 00:17:36,335
that it wasn't
completely exhausted.
387
00:17:36,418 --> 00:17:39,043
And he or his sisters
could've told somebody else
388
00:17:39,873 --> 00:17:40,668
how to use it.
389
00:17:40,751 --> 00:17:42,543
Well, we've got to make
a list of all the people
390
00:17:42,626 --> 00:17:44,793
that they came in contact
with in the last few years.
391
00:17:44,876 --> 00:17:47,335
Everyone at the
Metropolis Federal
Penitentiary
392
00:17:47,418 --> 00:17:49,873
the lawyers, the friends,
the relatives--
393
00:17:49,210 --> 00:17:51,501
Honey, honey, honey, you-you're
doing that manic thing.
394
00:17:51,585 --> 00:17:53,293
Oh, that's just how
I deal with anxiety--
395
00:17:53,376 --> 00:17:55,501
I know, but it's
making mine worse.
396
00:17:55,585 --> 00:17:57,418
[doorbell chimes]
397
00:17:59,001 --> 00:18:01,043
Oh, it's Perry.
398
00:18:01,873 --> 00:18:04,835
Perry? Oh, God,
I totally forgot!
399
00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:07,793
I don't even have crackers
and Cheez Whiz.
400
00:18:11,463 --> 00:18:12,626
- Oh!
- Perry! Jerry!
401
00:18:12,710 --> 00:18:13,876
Oh, I'm
glad
you came.
402
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,876
It was really
nice
of you to invite
us.
403
00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:17,335
I hope you didn't go
to a lot of trouble.
404
00:18:17,418 --> 00:18:19,751
Nope.
Actually, no trouble at all.
405
00:18:19,835 --> 00:18:21,873
Hmm.
406
00:18:21,210 --> 00:18:23,376
Oh, this is fabulous.
Two bottles of water
407
00:18:23,460 --> 00:18:25,543
a couple of lemons,
and a half a tuna sandwich.
408
00:18:27,043 --> 00:18:28,210
[sighs]
409
00:18:28,293 --> 00:18:30,918
And this...is frozen solid.
410
00:18:31,001 --> 00:18:32,710
Guess I could beat myself
to death with it.
411
00:18:32,793 --> 00:18:34,876
Maybe I can do
something else with it.
412
00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:37,960
Are you sure you want
to try that, considering..
413
00:18:41,876 --> 00:18:43,210
Ah..
414
00:18:43,293 --> 00:18:45,043
Come on, honey,
just a little zap.
415
00:18:45,873 --> 00:18:47,335
I mean, we don't have
anything else to feed the
boss.
416
00:18:47,418 --> 00:18:50,710
[sighs]
Well, give it the equivalent
of two hours at 400 degrees
417
00:18:50,793 --> 00:18:52,463
and we should be
in business.
418
00:18:52,168 --> 00:18:53,835
No problem.
419
00:18:53,918 --> 00:18:56,376
[whirring]
420
00:18:56,460 --> 00:18:59,043
That's it!
Hold it right there.
421
00:18:59,873 --> 00:19:00,918
- Uh!
- Ding!
422
00:19:01,001 --> 00:19:02,751
(Clark)
'Uh-oh.'
423
00:19:02,835 --> 00:19:04,418
Time's up!
424
00:19:04,501 --> 00:19:06,751
We're moving into
seriously well-done.
425
00:19:06,835 --> 00:19:08,501
I can't turn it off!
426
00:19:08,585 --> 00:19:10,463
- Clark!
- Duck!
427
00:19:10,168 --> 00:19:11,210
Aah!
428
00:19:11,293 --> 00:19:12,251
[pop]
429
00:19:12,335 --> 00:19:13,626
[glass breaking]
430
00:19:13,710 --> 00:19:15,043
What in Sam Hill was that?
431
00:19:15,873 --> 00:19:16,251
I don't know.
432
00:19:16,335 --> 00:19:17,418
(Clark)
'Look out!'
433
00:19:17,501 --> 00:19:18,418
[popping]
434
00:19:18,501 --> 00:19:20,668
[crackling]
435
00:19:20,751 --> 00:19:21,918
(Perry)
'Lois!'
436
00:19:22,001 --> 00:19:23,463
Is everything
okay in there?
437
00:19:23,168 --> 00:19:24,293
[crashing]
438
00:19:24,376 --> 00:19:26,751
Uh, everything's
just fine, ha-ha.
439
00:19:26,835 --> 00:19:28,460
Good.
Yeah.
440
00:19:28,543 --> 00:19:29,668
(Clark)
'Turn on the water.'
441
00:19:29,751 --> 00:19:30,960
Huh?
442
00:19:32,376 --> 00:19:35,043
[crackling]
443
00:19:35,873 --> 00:19:37,210
Lois, get down!
444
00:19:37,293 --> 00:19:38,960
[whirring]
445
00:19:51,001 --> 00:19:52,960
Are you alright?
446
00:19:53,043 --> 00:19:55,463
[sighs]
I think so.
447
00:19:55,168 --> 00:19:57,001
[sighs]
448
00:19:57,463 --> 00:19:59,001
Oh!
449
00:20:02,918 --> 00:20:04,873
So..
450
00:20:04,210 --> 00:20:05,960
...sausage or pepperoni?
451
00:20:06,043 --> 00:20:08,293
Uh.
452
00:20:08,376 --> 00:20:09,460
[banging]
453
00:20:12,043 --> 00:20:13,460
First thing
in the morning
454
00:20:13,543 --> 00:20:16,793
we're getting to the bottom
of this red Kryptonite thing.
455
00:20:16,876 --> 00:20:18,210
Man, just when
I start feeling
456
00:20:18,293 --> 00:20:20,001
like a normal,
everyday guy
457
00:20:20,463 --> 00:20:22,751
something
like this happens.
458
00:20:22,835 --> 00:20:24,335
You know, Lois,
for the first time
459
00:20:24,418 --> 00:20:26,251
in my entire life,
I feel like
460
00:20:26,335 --> 00:20:29,043
I could actually
hurt innocent people.
461
00:20:30,376 --> 00:20:32,876
Well, you'd never
knowingly hurt
anyone.
462
00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:34,710
'You're a careful
and caring person.'
463
00:20:35,751 --> 00:20:37,543
Like I said
464
00:20:37,626 --> 00:20:39,501
we're going to get
to the bottom of
this.
465
00:20:43,335 --> 00:20:44,418
Uh, ow..
466
00:20:46,585 --> 00:20:48,463
Lois, honey..
467
00:20:49,626 --> 00:20:50,751
Honey, what's the matter
with your arm?
468
00:20:50,835 --> 00:20:52,418
Uh!
469
00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:54,168
Where did you get
that bruise?
470
00:20:54,251 --> 00:20:57,873
Oh, that bruise?
Um, I just, uh, bumped
into
471
00:20:57,210 --> 00:20:58,626
a cabinet or something.
472
00:20:58,710 --> 00:21:00,793
You know me, always
running into things.
473
00:21:00,876 --> 00:21:02,873
No, you're not.
474
00:21:02,210 --> 00:21:04,210
[instrumental music]
475
00:21:06,543 --> 00:21:08,376
Wait a minute.
476
00:21:08,460 --> 00:21:09,710
Don't tell me
I gave you that bruise
477
00:21:09,793 --> 00:21:11,043
when I hugged you
this morning.
478
00:21:11,873 --> 00:21:12,501
- Look, it's nothing.
- Honey, I'm so sorry--
479
00:21:12,585 --> 00:21:14,835
I can't even feel it!
480
00:21:14,918 --> 00:21:16,168
Clark, it was an accident.
481
00:21:16,251 --> 00:21:18,335
- Where are you going?
- Downstairs.
482
00:21:18,418 --> 00:21:20,043
What? No, you don't
have to do that.
483
00:21:20,873 --> 00:21:21,876
I'm like a loaded gun.
484
00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:23,460
It's not safe for you
to be around me.
485
00:21:23,543 --> 00:21:25,463
[clanging]
486
00:21:31,626 --> 00:21:33,835
[music continues]
487
00:21:41,043 --> 00:21:44,043
I'm compiling a list of
Newtrich's business associates
488
00:21:44,873 --> 00:21:47,463
his cousins, aunts,
uncles, nieces
489
00:21:47,168 --> 00:21:49,793
nephews, you name it.
490
00:21:49,876 --> 00:21:51,043
I've got Jimmy
working on a
list
491
00:21:51,873 --> 00:21:52,626
of recently
released
convicts
492
00:21:52,710 --> 00:21:54,626
who might've been
inside with him.
493
00:21:56,460 --> 00:21:57,793
So..
494
00:21:57,876 --> 00:21:59,585
...I'll tell Perry
you aren't feeling
100%?
495
00:21:59,668 --> 00:22:03,335
The problem is I'm feeling
about seven hundred percent.
496
00:22:05,668 --> 00:22:06,918
Well, I should get going.
497
00:22:07,001 --> 00:22:09,001
- Yeah.
- Love you.
498
00:22:16,918 --> 00:22:17,876
[clicking]
499
00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:20,335
[whirring]
500
00:22:20,418 --> 00:22:21,793
[zapping]
501
00:22:25,418 --> 00:22:27,001
Ah!
502
00:22:27,463 --> 00:22:29,376
(male #1)
'All cars in the vicinity
of main and third'
503
00:22:29,460 --> 00:22:32,626
'two-eleven in progress at
Valente's jewelers.'
504
00:22:32,710 --> 00:22:34,335
Oop.. No.
505
00:22:34,418 --> 00:22:36,751
No, no, no, no.
506
00:22:36,835 --> 00:22:37,793
[alarm ringing]
507
00:22:37,876 --> 00:22:38,835
[dramatic music]
508
00:22:38,918 --> 00:22:40,043
[gunshots]
509
00:22:40,873 --> 00:22:41,335
(female #1)
'Look out.'
510
00:22:43,168 --> 00:22:44,210
[indistinct chatter]
511
00:22:48,463 --> 00:22:49,210
[hangs up phone]
512
00:22:53,460 --> 00:22:55,043
[whoosh]
513
00:23:02,168 --> 00:23:03,876
[whoosh]
514
00:23:07,418 --> 00:23:08,710
[crashing]
515
00:23:09,626 --> 00:23:10,960
[glass shatters]
516
00:23:12,873 --> 00:23:13,376
[crackling]
517
00:23:14,876 --> 00:23:17,001
[sirens approaching]
518
00:23:17,463 --> 00:23:19,418
[indistinct chatter]
519
00:23:25,710 --> 00:23:26,835
You okay, Superman?
520
00:23:26,918 --> 00:23:28,043
Uh, heh!
521
00:23:28,873 --> 00:23:30,501
Sorry about that, guys.
522
00:23:38,835 --> 00:23:40,835
Ugh.
523
00:23:40,918 --> 00:23:43,335
Thank you all for coming
on such short notice.
524
00:23:43,418 --> 00:23:44,543
I'll be brief.
525
00:23:44,626 --> 00:23:46,043
Uh, there has been
growing concern
526
00:23:46,873 --> 00:23:48,210
over the recent damage
to the downtown area
527
00:23:48,293 --> 00:23:50,293
caused by Superman.
528
00:23:50,376 --> 00:23:51,876
I have been assured
by Superman
529
00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:54,293
'that he will personally
take care of it'
530
00:23:54,376 --> 00:23:56,251
and that it happened
accidentally
531
00:23:56,335 --> 00:23:59,626
while testing a new
crime-stopping procedure.
532
00:23:59,710 --> 00:24:01,335
Everyone in Metropolis
can rest easy
533
00:24:01,418 --> 00:24:02,960
that things are fine
and back to normal.
534
00:24:03,043 --> 00:24:04,168
[whoosh]
535
00:24:04,251 --> 00:24:05,168
Oh!
536
00:24:05,251 --> 00:24:06,876
Oh.
Whew!
537
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:08,668
Superman, what
are you doing
here?
538
00:24:08,751 --> 00:24:10,751
I try to be everywhere,
Your Honor.
539
00:24:10,835 --> 00:24:13,335
Ladies and gentlemen, the mayor
may not be fully briefed
540
00:24:13,418 --> 00:24:15,876
on my situation, so I'd like
to add a few words.
541
00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:17,168
- Uh, but--
- Uh!
542
00:24:17,251 --> 00:24:19,251
As you know,
there have been
543
00:24:19,335 --> 00:24:22,463
a lot of rumors
concerning my condition.
544
00:24:22,168 --> 00:24:25,001
Rumors are far more dangerous
than the truth
545
00:24:25,463 --> 00:24:26,960
and I never hide
from the truth.
546
00:24:28,668 --> 00:24:31,001
I have a small
health problem.
547
00:24:31,463 --> 00:24:32,585
My doctors
are treating me
548
00:24:32,668 --> 00:24:35,376
and they expect a full
and complete recovery.
549
00:24:35,460 --> 00:24:36,585
That is all.
550
00:24:36,668 --> 00:24:38,251
- Thank you.
- Uh, y-yes.
551
00:24:38,335 --> 00:24:41,210
Uh...I was going to get
to that part, Superman.
552
00:24:41,293 --> 00:24:42,501
[clamoring]
553
00:24:42,585 --> 00:24:43,876
(Mayor)
'Uh-uh, no questions!'
554
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:45,460
Thank you for coming.
555
00:24:45,543 --> 00:24:48,251
- Thank you very much.
- Superman, a word.
556
00:24:48,335 --> 00:24:50,376
I appreciate your situation
557
00:24:50,460 --> 00:24:53,168
but you must
appreciate
mine.
558
00:24:53,251 --> 00:24:55,293
Panic would ensue
if the community
felt
559
00:24:55,376 --> 00:24:57,463
that a being
as powerful as
yourself
560
00:24:57,168 --> 00:24:58,210
were out of control!
561
00:24:58,293 --> 00:25:00,543
Mayor, I am not
out of control.
562
00:25:00,626 --> 00:25:01,960
Be that as it may..
563
00:25:02,463 --> 00:25:04,001
...I must request,
that for the time
being
564
00:25:04,463 --> 00:25:05,376
you allow the city
565
00:25:05,460 --> 00:25:06,668
to handle
its own
emergencies.
566
00:25:06,751 --> 00:25:08,463
Your Honor, with
all due respect--
567
00:25:08,168 --> 00:25:10,293
I don't want to have
to
order you, Superman.
568
00:25:10,376 --> 00:25:12,543
Metropolis
is off-limits to
you.
569
00:25:13,376 --> 00:25:15,335
I'm sorry.
570
00:25:15,418 --> 00:25:17,043
[instrumental music]
571
00:25:18,376 --> 00:25:19,626
[sighs]
572
00:25:21,251 --> 00:25:22,668
[whoosh]
573
00:25:22,751 --> 00:25:24,918
Lois...here's the
list
you wanted.
574
00:25:25,001 --> 00:25:26,251
Every inmate
in the federal
pen
575
00:25:26,335 --> 00:25:27,835
at the same time
as this Newtrich
guy.
576
00:25:27,918 --> 00:25:29,585
- Thanks.
- I came across something
else--
577
00:25:29,668 --> 00:25:30,668
Lois.
578
00:25:30,751 --> 00:25:32,873
Thanks again
for dinner last night.
579
00:25:32,210 --> 00:25:34,543
- You order up a mean pizza.
- Oh.
580
00:25:34,626 --> 00:25:36,876
Uh, Jimmy, I need those
Superman destruction
photos.
581
00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:39,418
- Sure, chief.
- Superman destruction photos?
582
00:25:39,501 --> 00:25:41,668
He just trashed
part of
downtown.
583
00:25:41,751 --> 00:25:43,210
What?
584
00:25:46,001 --> 00:25:47,001
Came by to see
if my old man
585
00:25:47,463 --> 00:25:48,501
had time
for a cup of java.
586
00:25:48,585 --> 00:25:50,501
Oh, I'd like that,
son,
but as you can see
587
00:25:50,585 --> 00:25:52,668
I'm up to my armpits here
in a breaking news story.
588
00:25:52,751 --> 00:25:54,960
Uh..
589
00:25:55,043 --> 00:25:58,668
Oh, well, it's, uh,
just like old times,
huh?
590
00:25:58,751 --> 00:26:00,168
Well, it's okay.
591
00:26:00,251 --> 00:26:02,668
I guess I'll...just have to
give you this now.
592
00:26:02,751 --> 00:26:04,043
- Oh, Jerry--
- No.
593
00:26:04,873 --> 00:26:05,876
I didn't get you
a birthday present last year
594
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:07,668
or one for
the past 20 years.
595
00:26:07,751 --> 00:26:10,463
Yeah, I need
those pictures.
596
00:26:10,168 --> 00:26:12,751
I thought
it was about
time.
597
00:26:12,835 --> 00:26:15,168
(Perry)
'Oh, son, I..'
598
00:26:15,251 --> 00:26:16,835
I don't know
what to say, I..
599
00:26:16,918 --> 00:26:19,835
The expression on your
face
says it all.
600
00:26:19,918 --> 00:26:21,876
- I'll let you get back to--
- No, no, no, hold it, hold
it.
601
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:23,835
I, uh..
602
00:26:23,918 --> 00:26:26,293
I'll walk you
to the elevator.
603
00:26:26,376 --> 00:26:29,418
Oh, son, this is, uh,
this is just beautiful.
604
00:26:29,501 --> 00:26:30,793
I.. Thanks.
605
00:26:32,168 --> 00:26:33,710
Yeah. Thanks, Eddie.
606
00:26:35,873 --> 00:26:37,418
As I was saying before
the boy wonder blew in--
607
00:26:37,501 --> 00:26:38,960
I'm sorry,
Jimmy,
I got to go.
608
00:26:39,043 --> 00:26:41,210
Yesterday he said
he worked at Ampro, right?
609
00:26:41,293 --> 00:26:43,460
Something rang a bell,
so I did some checking.
610
00:26:43,543 --> 00:26:45,543
They went out of business
two months ago.
611
00:26:45,626 --> 00:26:48,793
Well, maybe he got
a little confused with the
name.
612
00:26:48,876 --> 00:26:50,418
What about the clothes?
The cigars?
613
00:26:50,501 --> 00:26:53,376
He just gave Perry
a gold Rolex watch.
614
00:26:53,460 --> 00:26:54,835
Now, yo-you don't make
that kind of money
615
00:26:54,918 --> 00:26:56,793
working as
a sales trainee.
616
00:26:57,960 --> 00:26:59,376
I-I pulled up a list
of what was stolen
617
00:26:59,460 --> 00:27:01,376
from the jewelry store robbery.
618
00:27:02,293 --> 00:27:04,793
Yeah, a gold
Rolex watch.
619
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:08,960
All very good points.
620
00:27:09,043 --> 00:27:10,501
All very circumstantial.
621
00:27:11,835 --> 00:27:13,751
What's really important..
622
00:27:13,835 --> 00:27:16,668
...is this is Perry's
son.
Understand?
623
00:27:16,751 --> 00:27:18,460
Yeah, I hear you.
624
00:27:26,001 --> 00:27:27,960
[dramatic music]
625
00:27:43,501 --> 00:27:45,501
[instrumental music]
626
00:27:47,168 --> 00:27:50,501
♪ You say fast
and we say slow ♪
627
00:27:50,585 --> 00:27:54,001
♪ I don't know
which speed to go ♪
628
00:27:54,463 --> 00:27:55,251
Gentlemen.
629
00:27:55,335 --> 00:27:58,873
- Extraordinary.
- Extraordinary!
630
00:27:58,210 --> 00:28:01,710
I think you boys have
a little something for me.
631
00:28:01,793 --> 00:28:05,043
♪ You say that I
have made you high ♪
632
00:28:05,873 --> 00:28:08,918
♪ But I don't know
how to fly ♪
633
00:28:09,001 --> 00:28:11,293
Anytime, gentlemen.
Spread the word.
634
00:28:11,376 --> 00:28:13,793
My protection service
is 100% guaranteed.
635
00:28:13,876 --> 00:28:16,210
- There you go.
- Thanks a lot.
636
00:28:16,293 --> 00:28:17,376
Let me tell you
something else.
637
00:28:17,460 --> 00:28:19,335
When that Superman guy
came flying..
638
00:28:19,418 --> 00:28:23,168
♪ And I feel like
I am up the mountain ♪
639
00:28:23,251 --> 00:28:25,835
♪ I wait for you ♪
640
00:28:25,918 --> 00:28:27,873
♪ Come on ♪
641
00:28:27,210 --> 00:28:30,873
♪ I said I wait for you ♪
642
00:28:30,210 --> 00:28:32,293
♪ Yeah, I wait for you ♪
643
00:28:37,463 --> 00:28:40,460
♪ Yeah, yeah,
I wait for you ♪
644
00:28:40,543 --> 00:28:44,918
♪ You don't hear
a word I'm singin' ♪♪
645
00:28:45,001 --> 00:28:47,251
So what did you boys
have in mind?
646
00:28:47,335 --> 00:28:48,918
We were thinking
of destroying
647
00:28:49,001 --> 00:28:50,501
every building
in this city
648
00:28:50,585 --> 00:28:52,626
unless we get
a billion dollars.
649
00:28:54,873 --> 00:28:55,251
That's hilarious.
650
00:28:55,335 --> 00:28:56,543
[Jerry laughs]
651
00:28:56,626 --> 00:28:57,710
You're kidding, right?
652
00:28:57,793 --> 00:28:59,460
[laughing]
653
00:28:59,543 --> 00:29:01,463
He's kidding?
654
00:29:02,793 --> 00:29:04,960
Uh..
655
00:29:05,043 --> 00:29:06,585
...let me get back to you.
656
00:29:08,463 --> 00:29:10,835
As of now, we're partners.
657
00:29:10,918 --> 00:29:13,043
If you tell anyone
or try to back out
658
00:29:13,873 --> 00:29:14,543
we'll make sure
you go to jail
659
00:29:14,626 --> 00:29:17,335
for a very long time.
660
00:29:17,418 --> 00:29:21,210
And...for a little
added incentive
661
00:29:21,293 --> 00:29:23,873
we'll kill your father.
662
00:29:31,460 --> 00:29:32,835
[knocking]
663
00:29:32,918 --> 00:29:34,335
[door opens]
664
00:29:34,418 --> 00:29:35,460
Got a minute?
665
00:29:35,543 --> 00:29:37,501
Just the person
I wanted to see.
666
00:29:37,585 --> 00:29:40,585
Dad, there's something I
really
need to talk to you about.
667
00:29:40,668 --> 00:29:41,835
Son..
668
00:29:41,918 --> 00:29:43,960
...me, too.
669
00:29:44,043 --> 00:29:45,418
And since it's
something
I should have said
670
00:29:45,501 --> 00:29:47,335
from the very start,
maybe I should go
first
671
00:29:47,418 --> 00:29:51,876
so...Jerry,
these gifts
are..
672
00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:54,873
Oh, they're so impressive..
673
00:29:55,293 --> 00:29:57,751
...but they're unnecessary.
674
00:29:57,835 --> 00:29:59,918
You've already given
me the greatest gift
675
00:30:00,001 --> 00:30:02,251
by turning your life
around
so completely.
676
00:30:02,335 --> 00:30:04,918
- Dad, I--
- And you've done it without
me.
677
00:30:05,001 --> 00:30:07,376
Like you've lived
most of your life without
me.
678
00:30:07,460 --> 00:30:09,918
Jerry..
679
00:30:10,001 --> 00:30:12,543
...well, those days are over.
680
00:30:12,626 --> 00:30:13,626
Dad..
681
00:30:16,335 --> 00:30:19,043
Oh, Dad,
wha-what are you doing?
682
00:30:19,873 --> 00:30:22,251
Son, I know what a young man
in your position makes.
683
00:30:22,335 --> 00:30:25,001
I also know you're
under
a mountain of debt
684
00:30:25,463 --> 00:30:28,251
from that...bad
check business.
685
00:30:28,335 --> 00:30:31,418
Well, I want to help
you out from under.
686
00:30:33,501 --> 00:30:35,835
My God, heh..
687
00:30:35,918 --> 00:30:37,793
What-what did you...
688
00:30:37,876 --> 00:30:39,460
You cashed out
your retirement.
689
00:30:39,543 --> 00:30:41,460
(Perry)
'Now, let me
tell you something.'
690
00:30:42,585 --> 00:30:45,251
You don't have
to work so hard
691
00:30:45,335 --> 00:30:47,873
at impressing me, son.
692
00:30:48,335 --> 00:30:50,626
I'm already impressed.
693
00:30:52,335 --> 00:30:55,168
Now..
694
00:30:55,251 --> 00:30:57,876
...what were you
going to tell me?
695
00:30:57,960 --> 00:30:59,918
[instrumental music]
696
00:31:00,001 --> 00:31:01,335
[chuckling]
697
00:31:08,876 --> 00:31:10,418
[door opens]
698
00:31:15,293 --> 00:31:16,960
[door closes]
699
00:31:23,460 --> 00:31:24,876
[music continues]
700
00:31:26,418 --> 00:31:27,460
[sighs]
701
00:31:28,418 --> 00:31:29,751
Clark?
702
00:31:33,876 --> 00:31:35,918
What happened?
703
00:31:36,001 --> 00:31:38,463
I hiccupped.
704
00:31:38,168 --> 00:31:40,463
What?
705
00:31:40,168 --> 00:31:42,001
I hiccupped..
706
00:31:42,463 --> 00:31:45,376
...and our house turned into
"The Poseidon Adventure".
707
00:31:45,460 --> 00:31:48,293
Oh...then what?
708
00:31:49,751 --> 00:31:51,626
I swallowed
a teaspoonful full of sugar
709
00:31:51,710 --> 00:31:53,918
and held my breath..
710
00:31:54,001 --> 00:31:56,210
...just like my mom taught me
when I was a kid.
711
00:31:56,293 --> 00:31:58,001
[sighs]
712
00:31:59,501 --> 00:32:02,293
This is unbelievable.
713
00:32:02,376 --> 00:32:05,501
The one thing I could
always count on my entire life
714
00:32:05,585 --> 00:32:08,043
my strength, it's become
my biggest weakness.
715
00:32:08,873 --> 00:32:11,543
Okay, okay,
just...calm
down
716
00:32:11,626 --> 00:32:14,418
and just sit here..
717
00:32:14,501 --> 00:32:17,873
...and let me tell
you
the good news.
718
00:32:17,210 --> 00:32:18,960
[sighs]
719
00:32:19,043 --> 00:32:20,585
[chair creaks]
720
00:32:20,668 --> 00:32:22,585
Okay, good.
721
00:32:24,460 --> 00:32:27,873
I think Perry's
son
is behind all of
this.
722
00:32:27,210 --> 00:32:28,918
- What?
- Shh.
723
00:32:30,460 --> 00:32:32,418
He's been flashing
around a lot of
money
724
00:32:32,501 --> 00:32:35,960
and the place where he
works
is out of business.
725
00:32:36,043 --> 00:32:38,793
The same day that
jewelry
store was robbed
726
00:32:38,876 --> 00:32:40,376
he gave Perry a new watch.
727
00:32:40,460 --> 00:32:42,960
The exact kind
that was
stolen.
728
00:32:43,043 --> 00:32:45,418
So I followed him
to this little bar
729
00:32:45,501 --> 00:32:47,293
and I saw him talking
to a couple of guys
730
00:32:47,376 --> 00:32:50,376
one of whom we helped bust
for a series of robberies
731
00:32:50,460 --> 00:32:52,168
a couple of years ago.
732
00:32:52,251 --> 00:32:53,918
The guy gave him
some money.
733
00:32:54,001 --> 00:32:55,335
A lot of it.
734
00:32:55,418 --> 00:32:57,335
Did they say anything
about red Kryptonite?
735
00:32:57,418 --> 00:32:59,043
I couldn't hear everything
736
00:32:59,873 --> 00:33:01,376
but the word
"protection" came
up.
737
00:33:01,460 --> 00:33:03,001
Since my powers
have gone out of whack
738
00:33:03,463 --> 00:33:06,873
the last few times I've
tried
to stop these robberies
739
00:33:06,210 --> 00:33:08,001
you're thinking
that Jerry's getting paid
740
00:33:08,463 --> 00:33:10,585
to mess me up
with red Kryptonite.
741
00:33:10,668 --> 00:33:12,418
So all we have to do
is find out
742
00:33:12,501 --> 00:33:14,876
where he's stashing it
and get rid of it.
743
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:16,376
Great! Let's do it!
744
00:33:18,751 --> 00:33:20,043
[instrumental music]
745
00:33:21,043 --> 00:33:22,463
Lois..
746
00:33:22,168 --> 00:33:23,460
...honey, I..
747
00:33:23,543 --> 00:33:25,960
I can't go out there like this.
748
00:33:26,043 --> 00:33:28,873
It's not safe.
749
00:33:28,210 --> 00:33:30,335
Do you think you could..
750
00:33:30,418 --> 00:33:32,210
...go solo for a while?
751
00:33:33,376 --> 00:33:34,710
Yeah.
752
00:33:41,585 --> 00:33:42,710
It's okay.
753
00:33:47,626 --> 00:33:49,293
Superman, teams of scientists
are trying to lick this
754
00:33:49,376 --> 00:33:51,001
red Kryptonite thing
as we speak.
755
00:33:51,463 --> 00:33:54,210
Please be patient.
And stop pacing.
756
00:33:54,293 --> 00:33:55,960
You're wearing
a trench in the floor.
757
00:33:56,043 --> 00:33:58,960
I'm not used
to being patient, Doc.
758
00:33:59,043 --> 00:34:01,876
There has to be some solution.
759
00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:04,168
Perhaps you might
consider exploring
760
00:34:04,251 --> 00:34:06,251
an alternative approach.
761
00:34:06,335 --> 00:34:08,585
Anything, I just can't
stand the frustration
762
00:34:08,668 --> 00:34:11,543
of doing...nothing.
What do I do?
763
00:34:11,626 --> 00:34:12,710
Lie down.
764
00:34:14,463 --> 00:34:15,251
Lie down?
765
00:34:15,335 --> 00:34:16,460
Well, your approach
has always been to
act
766
00:34:16,543 --> 00:34:17,585
to move forward.
767
00:34:17,668 --> 00:34:20,460
This time,
try turning
inward.
768
00:34:20,543 --> 00:34:22,376
Find that
deep
mental focus
769
00:34:22,460 --> 00:34:25,501
that will enable you
to control your
powers.
770
00:34:25,585 --> 00:34:27,293
Game?
771
00:34:28,251 --> 00:34:29,668
Uh, okay.
772
00:34:35,876 --> 00:34:38,751
Picture in your mind's eye..
773
00:34:38,835 --> 00:34:40,793
...a white beach..
774
00:34:40,876 --> 00:34:43,210
'...gentle surf..'
775
00:34:43,293 --> 00:34:44,668
'...clear blue skies'
776
00:34:44,751 --> 00:34:48,873
'caressed by graceful clouds'
777
00:34:48,210 --> 00:34:52,168
the songs of chimps
afire with the mating urge.
778
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:56,585
Dr. Klein?
779
00:34:56,668 --> 00:34:58,335
Oh. Sorry.
780
00:35:00,460 --> 00:35:02,543
Often we find
that true power
781
00:35:02,626 --> 00:35:05,168
comes to those
who first agree
782
00:35:05,251 --> 00:35:06,876
'to be powerless.'
783
00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:09,043
Hmm.
784
00:35:09,873 --> 00:35:11,463
You know..
785
00:35:11,168 --> 00:35:13,918
...I do feel...relaxed
786
00:35:14,001 --> 00:35:16,168
calmer than
I've felt in days.
787
00:35:16,835 --> 00:35:19,210
Excellent.
788
00:35:19,293 --> 00:35:21,251
[inhaling]
789
00:35:21,335 --> 00:35:23,626
I feel...good.
790
00:35:25,293 --> 00:35:28,543
Stable. Focused.
791
00:35:30,873 --> 00:35:31,376
Ah-choo!
792
00:35:31,460 --> 00:35:32,585
[rattling]
793
00:35:32,668 --> 00:35:34,251
[clanking]
794
00:35:34,335 --> 00:35:35,835
(Superman)
'Darn.'
795
00:35:35,918 --> 00:35:37,585
- I found it.
- What?
796
00:35:37,668 --> 00:35:40,463
The connection between
Jerry and Gene
Newtrich.
797
00:35:40,168 --> 00:35:41,960
It seems Jerry was
held
at Metropolis Fed
798
00:35:42,043 --> 00:35:43,751
en route
to Glenfield
Springs.
799
00:35:43,835 --> 00:35:45,876
But not long enough to be
logged in as a resident?
800
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:47,210
But long enough to meet up
801
00:35:47,293 --> 00:35:49,376
with a certain
Superman-obsessed inmate.
802
00:35:50,668 --> 00:35:53,463
But, Jimmy, I don't
want
to break Perry's heart
803
00:35:53,168 --> 00:35:55,418
unless we've got
hard facts, okay?
804
00:35:57,043 --> 00:35:58,543
Yeah.
805
00:35:58,626 --> 00:36:00,251
(male #2)
'Hey, what's
with the monitors?'
806
00:36:00,335 --> 00:36:02,463
- 'It's on every station.'
- Look at this.
807
00:36:02,168 --> 00:36:03,543
(male #2)
'Hey guys, take
a look at this.'
808
00:36:03,626 --> 00:36:05,251
(Mr. Gadget on TV)
'Hi, ladies and gentleman'
809
00:36:05,335 --> 00:36:07,501
'this is Mr. Gadget speaking.'
810
00:36:08,835 --> 00:36:11,793
Gadget? Wasn't he paroled
on good behavior?
811
00:36:11,876 --> 00:36:13,876
I think he switched
back
to naughty.
812
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:16,251
(Mr. Gadget on TV)
'What you are seeing
is the Kerr building'
813
00:36:16,335 --> 00:36:18,251
'on the outskirts of town.'
814
00:36:18,335 --> 00:36:21,210
'Luckily, it's been
abandoned for months.'
815
00:36:21,293 --> 00:36:24,626
'I say luckily because..'
816
00:36:24,710 --> 00:36:26,626
(male #3)
'Oh, boy! Look at that.'
817
00:36:27,710 --> 00:36:28,960
(male #4)
'Look at that.'
818
00:36:29,043 --> 00:36:30,873
(Mr. Gadget on TV)
'The same thing'
819
00:36:30,210 --> 00:36:31,168
'will start happening'
820
00:36:31,251 --> 00:36:33,251
'to the buildings downtown'
821
00:36:33,335 --> 00:36:36,293
'unless I get
one billion dollars.'
822
00:36:36,376 --> 00:36:39,668
Now, the mayor has details
on where to wire the money.
823
00:36:39,751 --> 00:36:43,460
If it's not in my account
by 5 o'clock this afternoon
824
00:36:43,543 --> 00:36:45,668
the city will be
reduced to rubble
825
00:36:45,751 --> 00:36:49,335
'starting with
the Hall of Justice'
826
00:36:49,418 --> 00:36:52,210
and you know
I can do it.
827
00:36:52,293 --> 00:36:53,876
I'm Mr. Gadget!
828
00:36:58,251 --> 00:36:59,710
[glass clinking]
829
00:37:02,210 --> 00:37:04,463
[indistinct chatter]
830
00:37:04,168 --> 00:37:06,043
Dr. Klein,
where's Superman?
831
00:37:06,873 --> 00:37:08,626
In a soundproof room,
finding his center.
832
00:37:09,751 --> 00:37:12,463
Well, don't you
know
what's going on?
833
00:37:12,168 --> 00:37:14,293
No, we just got back
our electricity.
834
00:37:14,376 --> 00:37:15,710
Hi, Lois.
835
00:37:16,585 --> 00:37:19,960
I'm feeling...very calm.
836
00:37:20,043 --> 00:37:22,543
Uh...well, that's good.
837
00:37:22,626 --> 00:37:24,543
And...I don't want
you
to get excited
838
00:37:24,626 --> 00:37:28,001
but...Mr. Gadget is
threatening
to disintegrate the city
839
00:37:28,463 --> 00:37:29,668
unless he gets
a billion
dollars.
840
00:37:29,751 --> 00:37:31,460
- What?
- Calm yourself.
841
00:37:31,543 --> 00:37:33,710
Turn inward. Mmm..
842
00:37:35,293 --> 00:37:37,668
(male #5)
'Dr. Klein, line two.
Dr. Klein.'
843
00:37:37,751 --> 00:37:39,043
Mm-m-m..
844
00:37:39,873 --> 00:37:42,210
Bernard, isn't S.T.A.R. Labs
going to do anything
845
00:37:42,293 --> 00:37:43,543
to stop this madman?
846
00:37:43,626 --> 00:37:44,918
- Mm-mm.
- Argh!
847
00:37:46,585 --> 00:37:48,210
Nowhere in my annual budget
848
00:37:48,293 --> 00:37:50,543
is there a billion
dollars
for extortion.
849
00:37:50,626 --> 00:37:53,293
If this guy's for real, he's
gonna start vaporizing
buildings
850
00:37:53,376 --> 00:37:55,043
and killing
thousands of
people.
851
00:37:55,873 --> 00:37:57,873
Superman, what do you
think
we should do?
852
00:37:57,210 --> 00:37:59,460
Well, certainly not
cave in to extortion.
853
00:37:59,543 --> 00:38:00,960
I think you should request
854
00:38:01,043 --> 00:38:02,876
that Superman
get back in action.
855
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:04,793
[hangs up phone]
856
00:38:04,876 --> 00:38:06,873
My colleagues
at the university
857
00:38:06,210 --> 00:38:08,293
say that the building
that collapsed on TV
858
00:38:08,376 --> 00:38:09,960
is consistent
with bombardment
859
00:38:10,043 --> 00:38:12,876
by high-intensity,
low frequency sound waves.
860
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:14,251
Then we need to be
looking for a
device
861
00:38:14,335 --> 00:38:15,793
that could
generate
those waves.
862
00:38:15,876 --> 00:38:17,543
Which could take months.
863
00:38:17,626 --> 00:38:19,873
Unless..
864
00:38:23,210 --> 00:38:27,293
Oh, for God's
sake.
Alright.
865
00:38:27,376 --> 00:38:29,001
You realize
I can't guarantee
866
00:38:29,463 --> 00:38:31,710
that you're
at 100% combat status.
867
00:38:32,585 --> 00:38:33,876
That's okay, doc.
868
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:36,543
Just as long as
I'm not at 700%.
869
00:38:38,793 --> 00:38:40,001
Could I see you for
a minute, Bernard.
870
00:38:40,463 --> 00:38:41,376
- Hmm?
- Mm-hmm.
871
00:38:41,460 --> 00:38:42,585
(Mayor)
'Look, I'm going
to tell you this once..'
872
00:38:42,668 --> 00:38:43,960
'Once and for all..'
873
00:38:44,043 --> 00:38:45,876
I think next time anything
like this happens
874
00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:48,251
'I am leaving
very clear instructions.'
875
00:38:48,335 --> 00:38:51,873
Yes, Yes.
This is the way it has to be.
876
00:38:51,210 --> 00:38:53,210
[Mayor whispering]
877
00:38:53,293 --> 00:38:54,418
Do you understand
what I'm saying?
878
00:38:54,501 --> 00:38:55,835
Uh.. Mm-hmm.
879
00:39:03,751 --> 00:39:05,460
What was that all about?
880
00:39:05,543 --> 00:39:06,751
They're a bit concerned
881
00:39:06,835 --> 00:39:09,873
that Superman
may still go berserk
882
00:39:09,210 --> 00:39:11,463
and I am
absolutely forbidden
883
00:39:11,168 --> 00:39:13,751
under any circumstances
to tell you
884
00:39:13,835 --> 00:39:15,876
that Kryptonite is being
removed from our vault
885
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:18,335
and formed into bullets,
and that a marksman
886
00:39:18,418 --> 00:39:20,873
will be on Superman's tail
to take him out
887
00:39:20,210 --> 00:39:21,418
if anything goes wrong.
888
00:39:21,501 --> 00:39:22,668
What?
889
00:39:22,751 --> 00:39:24,293
Whatever you do
890
00:39:24,376 --> 00:39:26,751
don't...tell...Superman.
891
00:39:30,710 --> 00:39:32,793
[instrumental music]
892
00:39:32,876 --> 00:39:35,710
[indistinct chatter over radio]
893
00:39:40,001 --> 00:39:42,210
[intense music]
894
00:40:02,751 --> 00:40:06,168
The money has not been
deposited, dad.
895
00:40:06,251 --> 00:40:08,210
It's time to show
'em
we mean business.
896
00:40:08,293 --> 00:40:11,960
Well, this will be
one memorable father-son
outing.
897
00:40:14,168 --> 00:40:15,460
[whirring and beeping]
898
00:40:17,668 --> 00:40:19,793
[rumbling]
899
00:40:23,293 --> 00:40:26,210
[whirring]
900
00:40:26,293 --> 00:40:27,960
[rumbling]
901
00:40:33,376 --> 00:40:34,710
[whoosh]
902
00:40:38,376 --> 00:40:39,668
[glass breaks]
903
00:40:41,463 --> 00:40:42,210
[whoosh]
904
00:40:50,873 --> 00:40:51,668
[rumbling]
905
00:41:02,168 --> 00:41:04,251
Alright, kid,
he's coming right at you.
906
00:41:06,335 --> 00:41:07,710
'Here we go.'
907
00:41:08,876 --> 00:41:10,043
(male #6)
'Remember your orders'
908
00:41:10,873 --> 00:41:11,668
'hold until I say go.'
909
00:41:11,751 --> 00:41:13,210
Yes, sir.
910
00:41:15,460 --> 00:41:17,293
Alright,
everyone stand back!
911
00:41:17,376 --> 00:41:18,418
Now.
912
00:41:19,751 --> 00:41:21,585
Come on.
913
00:41:23,418 --> 00:41:24,668
Now!
914
00:41:26,001 --> 00:41:27,210
[smash]
915
00:41:30,918 --> 00:41:33,501
Hey, remember
your father, kid.
916
00:41:36,168 --> 00:41:37,460
[whirring]
917
00:41:37,543 --> 00:41:38,668
Dad, he's not doin' it.
918
00:41:38,751 --> 00:41:40,418
Now here he goes.
919
00:41:48,168 --> 00:41:49,543
(Perry)
'Jerry!'
920
00:41:49,626 --> 00:41:52,463
- What're you doin'?
- Dad.
921
00:41:52,168 --> 00:41:55,293
(Perry)
'Jerry, whatever
trouble you're in'
922
00:41:55,376 --> 00:41:57,710
we can work it out together.
923
00:41:59,043 --> 00:42:00,710
(Mr. Gadget)
'That's it. That's it,
kid.'
924
00:42:00,793 --> 00:42:02,210
Keep it comin'.
925
00:42:05,918 --> 00:42:06,918
[sighs]
926
00:42:07,001 --> 00:42:08,960
Take his old man out.
927
00:42:09,043 --> 00:42:10,668
[whirring]
928
00:42:12,710 --> 00:42:14,335
[crackling]
929
00:42:21,835 --> 00:42:25,873
Superman! He's the one
behind all of this!
930
00:42:26,168 --> 00:42:29,873
Behind what?
He's crazy.
931
00:42:29,210 --> 00:42:31,501
Son, he's a policeman.
932
00:42:31,585 --> 00:42:33,626
(Jerry)
'Not much of what I say
is true, but this is!'
933
00:42:33,710 --> 00:42:35,876
He's behind this!
934
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:42,210
(male #6)
'Easy.'
935
00:42:42,293 --> 00:42:43,501
[whoosh]
936
00:42:43,585 --> 00:42:44,585
(male #6)
'Take the shot.'
937
00:42:44,668 --> 00:42:46,501
Superman, duck!
938
00:42:46,585 --> 00:42:47,626
[gunshot]
939
00:42:47,710 --> 00:42:49,418
Aah!
940
00:42:51,873 --> 00:42:52,293
Oh!
941
00:42:52,376 --> 00:42:55,001
Superman, it was
a Kryptonite
bullet.
942
00:42:55,463 --> 00:42:57,335
That's alright.
It just grazed me.
943
00:42:57,418 --> 00:42:59,876
- Thanks to your--
- Big mouth?
944
00:43:04,418 --> 00:43:07,001
I don't believe this.
945
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:09,668
[tires screeching]
946
00:43:11,873 --> 00:43:14,873
Excuse me, there's a gadget
that needs fixing.
947
00:43:15,251 --> 00:43:16,418
[whoosh]
948
00:43:27,793 --> 00:43:30,501
Next time I start over,
I really am starting over.
949
00:43:30,585 --> 00:43:32,835
We'll be here.
950
00:43:32,918 --> 00:43:35,376
Yeah, I'm sure Superman will
put in a good word for you
951
00:43:35,460 --> 00:43:38,463
for doing the right thing
at the end.
952
00:43:41,873 --> 00:43:43,463
[instrumental music]
953
00:43:44,293 --> 00:43:46,168
Thank you, dad.
954
00:44:01,835 --> 00:44:03,418
I really wanted
to believe he'd
changed.
955
00:44:03,501 --> 00:44:07,251
I guess I was just,
uh,
blind to the
obvious.
956
00:44:08,168 --> 00:44:10,668
Maybe I'm crazy, but, uh..
957
00:44:12,293 --> 00:44:15,873
...I really do believe
the kid started to love me.
958
00:44:16,001 --> 00:44:17,251
I do, too.
959
00:44:17,335 --> 00:44:19,960
Yeah, well,
goodnight, you two.
960
00:44:20,043 --> 00:44:21,751
Goodnight.
961
00:44:23,460 --> 00:44:26,251
Oh, uh,
honey,
can, uh..
962
00:44:28,835 --> 00:44:31,043
Can you see
this
gets back to..
963
00:44:31,873 --> 00:44:33,210
...where it belongs?
964
00:44:37,001 --> 00:44:38,835
[sighs]
965
00:44:39,751 --> 00:44:41,251
So how are you feeling?
966
00:44:41,335 --> 00:44:42,543
You got a little
of that
Kryptonite
967
00:44:42,626 --> 00:44:43,835
in your bloodstream.
968
00:44:43,918 --> 00:44:45,251
Yeah, but just a little.
969
00:44:45,335 --> 00:44:47,418
And ever since then, the
effects
of the red Kryptonite
970
00:44:47,501 --> 00:44:49,335
seem to be completely gone.
971
00:44:49,418 --> 00:44:52,210
Maybe a little green
counteracts the red.
972
00:44:52,293 --> 00:44:53,710
[Lois chuckles]
973
00:44:53,793 --> 00:44:55,543
So...you want to go
back home
974
00:44:55,626 --> 00:44:57,293
and finish
our little poker game?
975
00:44:57,376 --> 00:44:59,376
Oh. Okay.
976
00:44:59,460 --> 00:45:00,793
You don't stand a chance.
977
00:45:00,876 --> 00:45:02,793
Heh, you're
probably
right.
978
00:45:05,873 --> 00:45:06,501
Mm.
979
00:45:06,585 --> 00:45:08,543
Excuse me,
what did you just do?
980
00:45:08,626 --> 00:45:10,501
Well, you are such
a good poker player
981
00:45:10,585 --> 00:45:13,335
I figured that might be as
close
to a win as I get tonight.
982
00:45:13,418 --> 00:45:15,043
Well, you should let me know
when you're going to do that.
983
00:45:15,873 --> 00:45:16,501
I'll put on
my good lingerie.
984
00:45:16,585 --> 00:45:17,668
[Clark laughs]
985
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:20,585
[instrumental music]
986
00:45:25,463 --> 00:45:27,376
[theme music]