[theme music]
(Lois) My high school reunion.
Where does the time go?
'Listen, are you sure you wanna go to this thing?'
Hm? Oh, yeah, sure.
Well, it's just I'd understand if you didn't.
A bunch of people you don't really know.
'Lois, you just got your memory back.'
I just got you back.
I may never let you out of my sight again.
[chuckles]
Would you look at you?
Yeah, just my luck.
I wear polyester one day of my life
and it's captured on film for eternity.
(Clark) 'Lois Lane, student body president.'
'You got elected with that hair?'
I was stuck in my "Charlie's Angels" phase.
Everybody was.
Who's Joe Malloy?
We should really get going.
"You're in my dreams like a touchdown pass.
I can't help noticing you've got a great--"
Give me that.
I was also in my dating-the-quarterback phase.
It didn't last long.
I also noticed that you're voted
least likely to get married--
And put up a picket fence. I know, I know.
I was headstrong and independent
and, by the way, also vowed not to get married
until after that first Pulitzer.
- Well, what changed? - I met you.
Mm..
- Mm.. - Come on.
Okay.
[meowing]
♪ And our spirits will soar ♪
♪ As we hear our mighty roar ♪
♪ The lion is king of all the rest ♪
♪ We will kill 'em we will beat 'em ♪
♪ Yeah the lions will defeat 'em ♪
♪ Go all you lions go ♪♪
[roaring]
Oh!
I've been waiting for this moment for years.
I am beautiful, I'm successful..
...and I was never asked to a dance.
Never, ever, ever!
[cat screeching]
Oh, well..
I won't be the wallflower at this dance, will I?
I said, will I?
- 'No, no!' - 'No, no!'
Oh. That sounded so sincere.
Must you be so small?
Oops. Tasteless question.
My darling, little Debbie.
You miss Joe?
'Well, he never had any time for me in high school.'
Well, he'll have time for me tonight.
And, Les, I'll comfort Peggy.
She's probably been crying and crying
since you've been gone
which will just wreck those perfect features.
[sighs] Now, I'm off.
Tonight I'll be the belle of the ball
while Lois Lane's world is gonna get awfully small.
Roar!
- Oh! - Oh!
[cat meowing]
[meowing]
[theme music]
[music continues]
[pop song]
[indistinct chattering]
[rock music on speakers]
(Lois) So I never asked you.
In situations like this
are you a mingler or a clinger?
- What? - A mingler or a clinger?
Do you hang on the hip all night
or do you like to split up and circulate?
(female #1) Lolo! Oh, oh!
Excuse me.
- Lolo? - Uh..
That's what my good friends called me in high school.
- Oh, Lois! - 'Smile, please.'
You look wonderful
as always.
- Annette Westman. - Oh, hi.
I-I'm Clark Kent, uh, Lolo's fiancé.
You must've been one of her good friends.
No, no, we barely spoke. Right, Lolo?
Well, well, we, you know, we did, uh..
- You look great. - Oh, really?
Think I'm ready for the prom?
[giggles] Not that I would know. I never actually went to a prom.
[laughs] Oh, well..
- Lolo! - There's Lois.
Julie! Oh, oh, Clark.
I-I really want you to meet Julie.
Um, oh, Annette, why don't we all--
No, no, no, you go on.
Run off to Julie, just like the old days.
- Julie, hi. - Hi.
Hi, Dick. Julie, this is my fiancé, Clark Kent.
Clark, Dick. Dick, Clark.
[all laughing]
Hans, get in here.
- Yeah, madame? - Time to go to work.
I will be the center of attention
at this stupid event.
Yeah, madame.
I will get into position
but do not release it until my signal.
Yeah, madame.
[glass shattering]
Oh, God, there's Joe Malloy.
(Clark) 'The quarterback?'
(Julie) 'Mm-hmm. He is so unhappy.'
His wife vanished just a few weeks ago.
- You're kidding! - Uh-uh.
Do the police have any leads?
Well, the case is still open, but it doesn't look good.
Joe, Joe. Oh, Joe!
Well, hi, Annette.
- Oh. Oh. - 'Smile, please.'
- 'Thank you.' - Joe, I'm so sorry.
I just heard. What can I do?
Oh, it's just good to see you, Lolo.
'I-I wasn't gonna come tonight'
but it's just good to be around old friends.
Annette has been such a rock.
You just buck up, big guy.
You two have been close since high school?
Uh, not really, but she's come around just at the right time
and it's sweet, her being so busy
with her big cosmetics company and all.
Westman Cosmetics?
- You're that Westman? - Yes.
Fortune 500, New York Stock Exchange.
Things have changed a lot for me since high school.
Excuse me, Annette. I just wanna talk to Lois for a sec.
[mumbles]
So..
...what did the police say about Debbie?
Just that there's no evidence of foul play.
Who's that guy you're with?
Oh, Clark. He's my fiancé.
Hang on to him, Lois.
You don't see it coming till they're gone.
Debbie and me, we had our problems
but I never thought she'd leave.
It must be something about being 30.
Same thing happened to Peggy.
Peggy, our friend? Peggy Barrish?
Yup, her husband, Les, gone.
No note, no nothing.
She's all torn up about it.
Oh, that must be why she's not here tonight.
Ready?
Just wait for my signal.
'You're gonna drop the disco ball'
'and it'll just barely miss me.'
'If that doesn't make me the center of attention'
'I don't know what will.'
Fortunes, fortunes!
I see all!
Mrs. Pomerantz, you taught PE.
The ball will miss me by about a foot.
The room will go wild with sympathy and concern.
Oh, look, I definitely see
a little Kent in your future.
Well, let's see. Oh, it looks like a very healthy one.
Get out of the way, Lois.
[laughs]
Hold it. Just wait.
[static]
(Annette on radio) 'Not yet. Not yet.'
Wait till I say go.
[indistinct chattering]
Wait till I say go. Wait till I say go.
[Pomerantz gasps]
[Lois screaming]
[all gasping]
[indistinct chattering]
Guys.
Thanks.
Fabulous. As if she never got enough attention.
'You idiot!'
Superman, w-where did you..
Well, uh, I'm always sort of, uh, near by.
Lois and I are..
...friends.
Well, Lois, you're happy now
but all that's about to change.
[elevator bell dings]
Lois, I know you want that Pulitzer.
I just don't think that this reunion story is it.
Clark, two of my high school classmates' spouses
have disappeared in the past few weeks
without a trace.
Do you know the divorce rate in this country?
I know these people
and they're just not the vanish-without-a-trace type.
(Perry) 'Don't fight her, Clark.'
When the pit bull gets hold of a bone
it just ain't gonna let it go.
- Tell me about it. - Perry.
There's a connection between some no-shows at my reunion.
Now, what made you think that?
- Well, they weren't there. - How're they connected?
- Well, they weren't there. - Why weren't they there?
I don't know. They weren't there!
Oh, boy, that's a story just crying out to be told.
Jimmy!
Chief, are those, uh, cowboy boots you're wearing?
Oh, yeah, yeah. Sally.
'You know that gal I've been going out with'
she's real big into the country-western stuff.
In fact, we've been going line dancing.
Here, watch this.
[country music]
See, you've just gotta keep track of your toe and your heel
and your heel and your toe and your toe and your heel
and your heel and your..
Hey, what is this?
'Don't you city folks have stories to write?'
'Let's go!'
Lois.
Here's a little present for ya.
You're gonna need it sooner or later.
- Thanks, chief. - Uh, you called, my queen?
Yeah. Be a prince.
Run the names in my senior class
see if any of their spouses show up on missing persons' lists.
Oh, and, um, try and get me a phone number
for Peggy Barrish.
Peggy Barrish?
The model Peggy Barrish?
The one who does the lingerie ads?
Oh, the legs, the stockings?
Her husband, Les, is missing.
Oh, man, I'm sor.. That's terrible.
Garter belts. Hm.
[chuckles]
Wow!
"Lois Kent."
Just the first time
I've ever seen those two names--
Put together like that.
You can't even drop something right.
[sobbing]
I was supposed to get the sympathy, not Lolo.
Oh, Lolo and Clark, Lolo and Superman
Lolo and the football team. Whatever Lolo wants, Lolo gets!
- Well, not for long! - Annette, please!
If it's ransom you're after, Peggy and I will pay it!
Oh, God, I hate it when tiny people beg.
I don't want ransom.
'I want Peggy stressed out, getting uglier by the minute'
to accept my friendship
and tell me daily how miserable and lonely she is..
[Annette laughs]
...just like your Joe does, Debbie.
[sobs]
Oh, cheer up, doll.
Soon you'll be joined by two others.
And this lovely stuff here is what does the trick.
Hans!
'Deliver these packages post-haste.'
[cat meowing]
'Help yourself, baby.'
[thunder rumbling]
"For the man in love."
"This shampoo, especially formulated for a man's hair
"will leave you feeling as never before.
"Does the love of your life
"notice the little changes you make?
"Would you like to draw her a little closer?
"Try this free sample and little by little
she'll see a whole new you."
[laughs]
[thunder rumbling]
[car door shuts]
[birds chirping]
Hey.
You didn't say goodbye.
I'm late, and you were in the shower.
- Mm.. - Mm..
You smell good.
- Bye. - Bye.
[birds chirping]
[car door opens]
[groans]
[car speeding]
[spraying]
[groans]
(Dick) 'Ju-Julie? Honey?'
'I think I'm..'
...I mean, I'm-I'm lost.
[laughing]
'What the.. Uh, Julie! Hey!'
Get in there, you. Yeah.
(Dick) '...me out of here.'
'Hey, who is that?'
[Dick mumbling]
[whistling]
[music on radio]
♪ Ooh hoo ♪
♪ First Julie's husband and now Clark Kent ♪♪
Hans, you can make that other pickup
in just a few minutes.
'Wake up! You're gonna have company.'
[music on radio]
(man on radio) 'We interrupt this program for a Metro News bulletin.'
'Hawaii's Kilauea volcano has erupted'
'and lava flows are steadily making their way'
'toward villages in the area.'
'It has been reported'
'thousands are fleeing for their lives'
'from villages closest to the volcano'
'and in direct path of..'
'This just in.'
'Miraculously, Superman has just appeared'
'and has diverted the lava flow'
'into the Pacific Ocean.'
'What appeared to be an unparalleled disaster'
'in the making has been averted.'
'Local residents stand cheering'
'and it appears, not a single home has been lost.'
'Thank you, Superman.'
'We now return to our regularly scheduled program.'
[dramatic music]
Ooh!
Sorry, I must be in the wrong apartment.
Hey, hey, hang on a second.
The landlord ordered pest control. Excuse please.
Yeah, I must check the work order.
Ooh, huge rats. Yeah, no rats here.
Okay. Well, okey-dokey.
[door opens]
[car honking]
M-morning.
I've been trying to get a hold of Peggy Barrish
the other person whose spouse vanished. No luck.
You wouldn't believe what happened to me
this morning when I was getting ready.
Actually, I heard about the volcano.
- Nice work. - Oh.
One latte, double sugar-lumped, fat-full.
Just the way you like it.
[chuckles] Thank you.
No, I just stepped out of the shower
and in walks this exterminator guy looking for rats.
You're kidding! Did he see anything?
No. I was wearing a towel.
Uh-huh.
Um, Clark, listen.
Yeah.
We've never really talked about this
but...just how dead set are you
on me changing my last name to Kent?
Because, you know, it is my professional name.
A-and marrying you is a huge part of my life
don't get me wrong, but, you know, so is this.
And-and, you know, I don't think
I'll feel one bit less married to you by holding onto a name
that has taken me, really, years to establish.
Of course, you have tradition on your side
'but, you know, I've never understood'
why women have to do all the changing.
You know, they change their name when they get married
they change their body when they've a baby--
- Lois. - Yes?
Next time, decaf for you.
[laughs]
Yeah, I just feel attached
both professionally and personally
to Lois Lane.
- Me, too. - You, too, what?
I'm attached to Lois Lane.
I fell in love with her
I admire her, I depend on her.
I'm not asking for any changes, am I?
No.
If something is important to you
then it's important to me.
We're in this together.
[footsteps approaching]
Uh..
- Guys? - Uh..
Nice timing.
I ran those names from your senior class.
None of them reported any missing persons
except the ones you told me about.
Who both happened to be friends of yours.
- Yeah. It's weird, huh? - Hm.
[banging]
[beeping]
Joe? Joe, are you okay?
Ah, this dang machine. There's a bar in there. I can see it.
They say it's empty, but it's not empty.
I need that bar. Geez!
(Lois) 'Honey, it's okay.'
'Well, well..'
- Oh, you got it. - There you go.
Yeah. Hi, Joe, I'm Clark Kent, Lois' fiancé.
Oh, hi. I'm sorry to bother you guys.
I-I was just hoping that maybe you had some information
about my Debbie
or even about Peggy's husband, Les.
Well, this thing is such a mess.
Yeah, come on. Let's go talk about it.
I am so happy you cheap consumers
used your free shampoo.
Make room for little Richard!
There's something I need to tell you.
Hans, when madam is savoring her triumphs
madam does not wish to be disturbed.
Yeah, madame.
[humming]
- 'There you go.' - Ah..
[Dick groans]
(Les) 'Dick?'
Oh, man, Les! Debbie.
So this is where you disappeared to.
Alright. Break up the coffee klatch.
You, Dick.
For God's sake, get into that closet
and put on something humiliating.
Hans, the last bag.
Madame, please--
Our final guest is the recently engaged
Clark Kent.
Hans, you will perhaps note the bag is empty.
- Yeah, madame. - Tell me he used the shampoo.
I'm sure he did, but he'd--
Quit muttering, you overgrown tumor!
'Where is Clark?'
'Where is he? Where is he? Where is he?'
The shampoo failed!
The shampoo didn't fail.
I don't fail.
I gave up failing.
Now, if anyone around here failed, who would it have been?
Me.
I want Lois' nightmare to begin.
- Find out what happened. - Yeah.
So other than the fact that you guys
were friends in high school
'there's nothing to link you and the other victims.'
I know. When we graduated, everyone just kind of scattered.
How's Peggy? I've been trying to reach her.
Yeah, completely shattered. She and Les were so happy.
They seemed like they had it all
but I guess that's what they said
about all of us in high school, huh, Lolo?
Yeah, Peggy was the homecoming queen
and Julie was the head cheerleader.
And Joe was the quarterback.
I mean, that's what you three had in common.
You guys were all big deals in high school.
I-I'm sorry, I gotta go. I've got a lunch appointment.
I don't wanna keep her waiting. Thanks for listening.
Sure, we're gonna figure this thing out, Joe.
Oh, that's a great perfume. It reminds me of Debbie.
Oh, I'm not wearing any.
Oh, I'm sorry. It's-it's you.
Yeah, well, I-I'll-I'll see you.
[sniffing] Mm, you do smell good.
- New cologne? - I-I'm not wearing a cologne.
You're getting all sloppy in your rushes to save the day.
Clark, your glasses.
(Lois) 'Uh-huh. Did she say what it was?'
'Okay, thanks.'
'Oh.'
Jimmy said Julie's been trying to reach me
that it's urgent.
Are we Cajun cooking again?
[chuckles]
I bought a nice bottle of wine that'll go great
with a blackened lasagna.
'Ah..
[Clark groaning]
[groaning]
It's starting.
This is insane!
I got Julie's machine.
Who leaves an urgent message and then goes out?
I hope she's okay.
Uh, uh..
This shirt seems all stretched out.
Not that I'm all that domestic, but do shirts stretch?
Uh, maybe I need to find another cleaners.
Clark, either your clothes are growing or you're..
What's happening to you?
Something really strange.
I mean, I- I know what's happening.
I just don't understand how or-or why.
Has this happened before?
First I noticed it was Monday.
This started yesterday and you didn't tell me?
What were you thinking?
I-I was thinking, don't tell Lois.
She'll only be upset.
I-I just wanted to get some facts straight first
you know, figure out what was happening to me.
To us. Whatever happens to you or me, happens to us.
Didn't you just get through saying we're in this together?
And we'll get through this together.
Well, your powers are functioning normally..
...but..
you've experienced a loss in height and body mass.
[door shuts]
It's okay, doc, it's okay
but the suit seems to fit as snugly as ever.
Well, that's the aura effect.
Anything within a tenth of a millimeter
is essentially a second skin.
What's happening to you might be the result
of living on the Earth all these years under a yellow sun.
Perhaps your molecular structure can only tolerate
a yellow sun for a finite period
before it begins to break down.
Well, what can we do?
Well, let's not panic. It may be reversible.
I can't tell you anything definitive
till the test results come back.
A-and if it can't be reversed?
Well..
It's okay, doc. You can tell me.
You can be blunt.
Think of yourself as a snowman.
As a snowman melts, it has less and less to protect it
from the effects of the sun.
Before you know it, you're nothing more
than a puddle with a corncob pipe.
Too blunt. Too blunt. I knew it.
You can see why I don't do clinical work.
[indistinct chattering]
Lois!
'Where's Clark?'
Oh, well, I'm sure he'll show up.
Well, when a rooster crows cock-a-doodle-doo
I want everyone off their keister
out of the bunkhouse and pulling their own weight.
Alright, you little doggies, roll 'em out!
He's going through an urban cowboy stage.
Oh. Dick did, too.
I gave him such a hard time.
God, I'd love to see him again
even in those stupid boots.
I'm so sorry.
If I'd gotten ahold of you last night
I would have come over.
[sniffles]
Are you sure you didn't see anything unusual
in the house at all?
Just that nothing was touched.
Even all his clothes are still there.
Oh, and I-I don't know if it means anything
but one of the neighbors saw
an exterminator truck near the house.
An exterminator?
Well, Clark had an exterminator in his place, too.
Did they say what the name of the company was?
What did she say?
Snoil. That's it.
S-N-O-I-L.
[telephone ringing]
- Lois Lane. - Free for lunch?
Annette?
Uh, no, I can't have lunch.
I'm sitting here with Julie.
I'm sitting here with Dick.
[Annette laughs]
Her husband's disappeared.
It's just so terrible.
There's nothing worse than loneliness.
Believe me. I know.
Please tell her I'm here for her if she needs me.
I know how tough the disappearance of Joe's wife
has been on him.
Can I call you back?
Oh, yes.
And please tell Julie to think positively.
I'm sure Dick's devotion to her
will get him home safely.
Not.
Annette says to think positively.
She is just so great.
Were you two friends in high school?
No.
You wanna know something awful?
I used to sort of tease her.
[telephone ringing]
Lois Lane. Clark?
Meet you?
Late tonight? Why?
Well, okay.
[car honking]
[door opens]
Clark, are you here?
(Clark) 'Lois?'
Clark.
Where are you?
'I'm here.'
'We need to talk.'
'Lois, stop.'
'Please, don't, don't come any closer.'
What's wrong? Why can't I see you?
You'll only be frightened. I'm frightened.
Did you see Dr. Klein?
He has to run more tests
before he knows anything definitive.
'Lois, I know if you see me right now'
'you'll be alarmed.'
And you'll ask lots of questions
and I won't have any answers.
Well, I swear. I won't ask any questions.
When will Dr. Klein get back to you?
'How long before we know anything?'
Why would you think I would ask a lot of questions?
Lois, I need you to be calm..
...focused.
Listen, I think whatever's happening to you
has something to do with that exterminator.
Dick, Julie's husband, he's gone.
Another person vanished?
And he had an exterminator at his place, too.
Well, that-that's a start.
Uh, whatever information you get..
...I'll find a way of contacting you.
You'll contact me?
But yesterday you said we were in this together.
Lois.
This thing that I'm going through..
...right now..
...I have to handle it myself.
Please, trust me on this.
Clark, ask me to scour the earth
wake up every cop knock on every door
but please don't ask me to walk away from you.
I don't know how to do that.
I know.
[whooshing]
[door opens]
[wind howling]
[door opens]
[door shuts]
[knocking on door]
Clark?
'Please forgive me.'
'I tried to do what you asked'
maybe not hard enough, but I did try.
I'm here to help and I..
Clark?
[panting]
Clark, are you here?
[door shuts]
Clark?
'Clark?'
[dramatic music]
[gasps]
[screams]
[Lois panting]
[door shuts]
[sniffs]
It wasn't cologne.
It was shampoo.
[plant rustling]
[wind howling]
(Lois) I know you're trying.
'I-I don't mean to keep bothering you.'
'Dr. Klein, there are more tests you could run.'
I mean, it is possible to find an antidote, isn't it?
We're doing our best to analyze this shampoo
but we have so little to go on.
So what you're saying is it hopeless?
[sobbing] Well, of course, I'm alarmed!
The world needs Superman.
[beeps]
[sobbing] I need Superman.
[exhales sharply]
[clears throat]
Clark?
Is that you? Are you here?
Yeah, I'm here.
Dr. Klein had bad news?
Well..
...not as good as we'd hoped
but he's got all of S.T.A.R. Labs
working on a reversal formula.
It'll just take more time.
Time I don't have.
I know how scared you must be.
'I know how scared I am.'
At least we're in this together.
Lois.
We've always tried to be honest with each other.
That's the kind of commitment we have to one another.
That's the kind of marriage we're gonna have.
We have to be real here.
[sighs]
Lois, look at me.
[sighs]
Over here. Look.
Oh, God.
- I look like Mighty Mouse. - No, you--
We can't seriously talk about a future
or a life together or a marriage right now.
I may not have a tomorrow.
What are you saying?
I heard you on the phone with Dr. Klein.
I heard your pain.
I can't put you through that.
Well, that doesn't say very much for your belief in me.
I'm not some weak-kneed, fair-weathered
fly-by-night friend.
I didn't come here to fight with you.
Then why did you come here?
To tell me that you're gonna stay away forever?
- You are so stubborn! - You are so stubborn!
[instrumental music]
[sobbing] Clark.
"Snoil."
Yeah, yeah, I recall reading this, uh
well, a year or so ago.
Dr. Torvald Graham claimed
he'd found a way to shrink living cells.
Where did you get this article?
From Superman.
Have you had any luck with the analysis of the shampoo?
A little, but we are nowhere near reversing its effect.
Lois, I have never been under so much pressure!
I have this enormous responsibility!
If the world knew he was shrinking--
Klein, pull it together!
This isn't about you, it's about Superman!
- Right. - Now.
If we got this Dr. Graham's research notes
could you find an antidote?
Possibly.
The details of his work were kept confidential
and Dr. Graham vanished some months ago.
He was never found.
Well, who did he work for?
Oh, gee. Uh..
His work was funded by, uh..
...it was a large cosmetics firm.
A cosmetics firm?
Yeah, well, you know, they're always trying
to shrink something.
She runs a cosmetic company.
Oh, I see.
None of us were friends with her in high school
and suddenly she's comforting Julie and calling me..
And he said he didn't wanna keep her waiting for lunch.
Joe was having lunch with Annette!
He was?
And the exterminator
from Snoil Pest Control..
Snoil spelled backwards is lions!
We were the Lions. Roar!
Dr. Klein, I know how to get those research notes!
[whooshing]
"Lois, it's too dangerous.
Stay put till you hear from me."
Oh. He always says that.
And I never listen.
[clanking]
[breathing heavily]
[door shuts]
[gasps]
I'm getting you out of here.
Who are you?
I'm..
...a Navy SEAL.
Boy, you guys are good.
I'm not going out there. There's a huge cat!
I'll take care of the cat.
I'm..
...a navy SEAL.
- Well, the door's locked. - I jimmied it, come on.
We'll go down the table leg and across the floor
but hurry before anybody wakes up.
(Lois) 'Annette? Annette, open up. It's Lois.'
She never listens.
Coming!
'One word, and you're cat food. Think about it.'
(Annette) Lois. Oh, my, it's so late.
Oh, I do hope there isn't a problem.
Annette, Clark's disappeared just like the others.
Oh, no!
Oh, Lois.
- I'm here for you. - Can I come in?
Well, why don't we meet tomorrow--
I really think I need to sit down.
Wow!
'You sure do have a lot of stuff from high school.'
Oh, well, I..
I was assembling it all for the reunion.
Oh, please, Lois, share your pain with me.
This is Julie's cheerleading outfit..
...and Joe's football helmet.
Yes. He was very grateful for everything I've done.
It was really generous of you..
...considering you weren't even friends in high school.
Do you know I went to every one of his games
and he never even looked my way?
And Julie used to tease you.
She found my weight, wardrobe, braces
attempts to speak, um, amusing, yes.
And what did I do?
I think you'd better go, Lolo.
Why are you doing this?
I never did anything to you.
Who lost the election
for class president to you?
Moi..
but you forgot, didn't you, Lolo?
'Of course, nothing I ever did'
made the slightest impression on you.
- And Peggy? - Pretty, pretty Peggy.
Always got all the attention
all the boys, all the valentines.
Well, that's just interesting, isn't it?
'Cause now everybody needs me to comfort them
even you.
You don't wanna comfort anyone.
You just wanna see our pain.
- 'Lois!' - 'Lois, we're here!'
Don't. Lois!
- 'Lois!' - Hurry up!
- Hey, Lois! - Oh, my God!
- 'Call the cops!' - 'She's got a gun behind you!'
Clark isn't here
and Hans is having great difficulty finding him.
So maybe he shrunk away to nothing.
Lonely Lois, need a hug?
There's still a chance for you to make things right, Annette.
Just turn over Dr. Graham's research notes.
[laughs] Don't be silly.
I'm more popular now than I ever dreamed.
And since you don't appear to need me
I have no need for you.
Goodbye, Lois.
- 'Oh, no!' - 'Don't do it!'
[groans]
Tsk. I guess I'll have to clean up my own dirty work.
Tsk. Whatever.
[groaning]
[Annette chuckling]
[chuckles]
Here's a box office hit for ya, "Honey, I shrunk The Reporter."
- 'Oh, no!' - Don't do it!
[whooshing]
[Annette groaning]
[screams]
No!
'No!'
- 'Lois. Lois, you saved us!' - 'Lois, that's great!'
[all cheering]
- 'Alright, whoo-hoo!' - 'Whoo-hoo!'
- 'Yes!' - Yeah!
[all cheering]
(Perry) 'Good work, you two.'
'You all make an incredible team.'
But I guess I say that too often, huh?
Oh, I don't think you can say that too often.
[laughs]
What, chief, no cowboy boots?
Oh, well, you know
Sally said I couldn't get my tush to push.
I guess I'm just an old rock 'n' roller at heart, huh?
[laughs]
So that fortune teller was right.
There was a little Kent in my future.
[laughs] What, are you saying that I was small
not to share my troubles with you?
That's not what I was saying, but nicely put.
[chuckles]
Well, would the future Mrs. Kent
and her alter ego, Lois Lane
accept an apology and dinner?
If Mr. Kent and his alter ego
would provide the flight.
[chuckles ] Deal.
[instrumental music]
(Lois) The four of us make a pretty good team.
We should double-date more often.
You know what's great about you?
Sure, but you could repeat it again.
[chuckles]
Everything.
As long as we're together
it's...it's incredible.
So I guess that means you won't be pushing me away again?
I won't.
And maybe you could promise
not to put yourself in harm's way again?
Well..
Give me your pinkie.
- What? - Your pinkie finger.
I promise, on three..
(together) One, two.
I promise.. Lois..
'Lois? Lois.'
[theme music]