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[theme music]
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(male narrator)
Previously on "Lois &
Clark.."
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And I just know
that something bad is
gonna
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happen and mess up our wedding.
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You're the man I never thought
I'd meet.
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(man on TV)
'Prison authorities released
Lex Luthor this morning.'
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(Lois)
Clark and I are working on a
story about some stolen frogs
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that are used in cloning.
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They have a very fast metabolism
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due to some unusual enzymes
they have
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which makes them hungry
most of the time.
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(Lois)
'He's a clone.'
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(Clark)
'The only thing we have to do
today is get married.'
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I pronounce you
husband and wife.
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[dramatic music]
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This time tomorrow,
we'll be in Hawaii.
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Is everything alright?
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Stand by to be stunned..
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[dramatic music]
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Hello, Mrs. Kent.
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We have been through so much..
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...to get to this place.
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But none of that matters.
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It's perfect.
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Are you as tired as I am?
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What?
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Oh, it's just the last few days
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with all the
wedding preparations
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and everything,
I'm just exhausted.
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I'm not that tired.
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Oh, Clark.
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I'm sorry.
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I just don't think
I can keep my eyes open.
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Mm, good night.
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Lois?
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[thunder rumbling]
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[sighs]
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Goodnight.
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[intense music]
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(Lex)
'Welcome to your new home.'
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Oh, I know it doesn't
look like much
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but I'm sure
you'll find it cozy.
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[thunder rumbling]
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The whole time I was away
I was consumed
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by the memory of your beauty.
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I can assure you..
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'...the memory did not
do you justice.'
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[music continues]
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[music continues]
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[theme music]
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[music continues]
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[intense music]
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[slurping]
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(Clark)
'Lois? You out there?'
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Would you like some coffee?
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'I know you like coffee.'
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'It's one of the many
many things I know about you.'
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Yeah, great.
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Lois, can we talk
about last night?
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Warmer than normal
for this time of
year.
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Well, it depends on
how you define warm.
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Where are the cups? Where are
the cups? Where are they?
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Oh, they're right over there.
To the right.
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We switched them around
a couple of weeks ago.
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Don't you remember?
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Of course, I remember.
Why wouldn't I remember?
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To the right, you say.
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Oh, yes, there they are
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just where I left them.
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Lois, we waited
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and waited
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for our honeymoon night
for a long time
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because we wanted it to be..
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...one of the most
special and memorable
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nights of our lives.
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Are you saying it wasn't?
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- You fell asleep.
- I was tired.
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(Clark)
'I understand that.'
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'I just..'
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I just hope that
it wasn't something else.
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- That's all.
- Of course not.
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Honey, it was
just
a big day for me
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lots of pressure.
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Uh, well, okay.
You're right. You're right.
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Things will just get better
when we get to Hawaii.
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Oh, that's another thing.
I canceled the hotel in
Hawaii.
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What?
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Well, with Lex
Luthor
on the loose
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I didn't think it was
a good time to leave the
paper.
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I didn't think you'd mind.
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Lois, this is the kind
of thing that we should
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talk about first.
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Is it? How would I know?
I've never been married.
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- You have to give me time.
- We both need time.
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That's why I think
Hawaii is such a good idea.
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Honey, you don't wanna
make me unhappy do you?
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It's a big adjustment and..
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I feel insecure.
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I don't wanna leave town.
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Lois, are you alright?
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(Lex)
'Alright, let's make a deal.
I'll lower your gag.'
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But if you so much as breathe
the name Superman
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I'll paralyze your vocal cords.
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Now, I can't get fairer
than that.
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Now, let's hear
that lilting voice.
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You sick, twisted,
disgusting
sociopath.
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Oh, you
finishing-school girls.
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Lex, they're scouring
the country for you.
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Your only chance
is to turn
yourself in
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and finish your time.
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I was doing
a double life sentence.
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You can catch up
on your reading.
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My Lois turned cruel?
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Well, see life in this
ugly city will do that.
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You'll be more chipper
in the alps.
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- The alps?
- Yes.
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I have a windowless
fortress
in a mountain.
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You can scream
Superman all-day
long
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but it'll get boring.
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Why?
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Why would you want me?
I'm marrying another man.
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Well, yes,
but you almost married me
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so, obviously you're flexible.
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Lois..
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Some component
in that brain of yours
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finds me irresistible.
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Now, together, we will find
that little clump of cells..
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...and awaken it.
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[intense music]
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[spits]
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Don't ever do that again.
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Well, things changed
while I was away?
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People tied up in chairs
have room to negotiate?
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(female #1)
'Lex?'
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- Oh, my God!
- What do you want?
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You didn't tell me
about the cups.
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(Lex)
'What cups?
What are you talking about?'
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Lex, is this
who Clark married--
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They moved the cups, Lex--
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What have you done?
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And for this
you deserted your
post?
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I might make other mistakes.
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But you won't because
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Clark isn't gonna
suspect anything
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until she's out
of the country, is
he?
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And because your gonna find out
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everything you can
about
Clarks friend Superman
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aren't you anything that
will
help me destroy him.
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Yes, Lex.
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Now...go make Clark happy.
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But I don't like him.
All those muscles..
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He's not my type.
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You don't have a type.
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You've been alive for nine days.
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Now, look, I'm the one
that wrote the checks
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that had you made.
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I am God!
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God will smite you down!
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What's "smite" mean?
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Get out of here.
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[chuckling]
It's such perfect revenge
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that Clark Kent
is married to that.
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'Oh..'
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Now, please don't do that.
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I can't bear it.
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Clark and I..
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...thought this would be
the happiest time of our
lives.
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Oh, but you can be happy, Lois.
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You just have to
keep
an open mind.
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Jimmy, what are you doing
with Lois's computer?
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Well, Lois is the expert
on Lex Luthor, right, chief?
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So, I'm pulling up
her Lex files.
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Maybe there's some kinda clue
to where he's hiding out.
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Now, that's a good idea.
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Boy, do I envy
Lois and Clark right now.
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You know that wedding that was
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the most romantic shindig
I ever saw.
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- Whoa.
- What?
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Did you know
Lois is writing a novel?
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"The True Amazing Adventures
of Wanda Detroit."
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'Looks like she was writing
it
a couple of years back'
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and forgot it was here.
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Well, come on, Jimmy just, uh
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pull up the Luthor file.
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"Wanda Detroit is my name.
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"'I sing for drinks
down at the dock.'
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"'But it wasn't
always like this.'
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"I taunted him with
my smoldering smile.
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- Heh! I knew Clark--"
- Clark?
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Oh, man.
This is way psychological.
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This is none of our business.
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Lois?
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Lois?
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(Lois)
'Hi.'
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'I have had the best day.'
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What do you think?
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Uh, well,
it's, it's different.
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Uh, but nice.
I mean, it's-it's very
nice.
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Lois, uh,
can we afford all this?
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(Lois)
'Oh, please, don't be a
drag.'
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I've been doing this all
day.
It's hard work.
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Well, if it makes you happy
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it makes me happy.
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I thought
I'd whip up some dinner
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crack open a bottle of wine.
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Our first romantic
evening at home.
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I kind of thought
we'd gotten off track and..
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I mean, uh, we're okay, right?
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What makes you ask that?
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I'm keeping you happy, right?
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- You are happy?
- Yeah, I'm happy.
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Except one thing.
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[instrumental music]
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Ooh.
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Uh..
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About Superman.
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What?
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Well, I-I was just thinking
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that tonight would be perfect
if Superman were here.
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You want Superman here?
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I sure do.
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Huh, well, I suppose
that could be arranged
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if that's what
you really want.
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Oh, it really is.
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Let's just see if I can
get a hold of him.
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[music continues]
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You..
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You're...Superman!
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Well, yeah, Lois.
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I mean, uh, ha..
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You're Superman.
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Of course.
You're Superman.
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How about some dinner?
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I'm Mrs. Superman!
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Oh, I can have anything I want.
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Cool.
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[instrumental music]
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I had that outfit made for you
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when we planned our wedding.
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'I'm very pleased
you decided to wear it.'
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You were threatening me
with a hypodermic needle.
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It seemed like the thing to do.
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(Lex)
'Well, forgive me if I stare
but, as it was in our past'
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your restless beauty
stuns me.
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The fire in your eye..
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...the pallor in your cheek..
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...the sultry curl of your lip.
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It's nausea.
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Do you know why I suffer such
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castigation at your hands?
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Hmm?
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Because, in a few hours
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we'll be sealed away
in my fortress in the Alps.
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You see once
my name and character
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were branded criminal,
my outcast status
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allowed the true Lex
to blossom.
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I was relieved at all
pretense at respectability.
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I may be starting over but
on terms far easier to stomach
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an empire of pure evil created
solely for the enrichment
262
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:21,463
and glorification of us.
263
00:15:21,168 --> 00:15:23,043
You're insane.
264
00:15:23,873 --> 00:15:24,501
You're melting already.
265
00:15:26,293 --> 00:15:28,918
And eventually,
you'll acclimate yourself
266
00:15:29,001 --> 00:15:31,210
to the seductive..
267
00:15:31,293 --> 00:15:33,835
...misuse of power.
268
00:15:35,793 --> 00:15:37,835
Every lord needs a lady.
269
00:15:39,293 --> 00:15:41,751
Every poet, a muse.
270
00:15:41,835 --> 00:15:43,793
[intense music]
271
00:15:45,751 --> 00:15:47,501
[gasps]
272
00:15:47,585 --> 00:15:50,873
You'll be by my side, Lois..
273
00:15:50,210 --> 00:15:51,876
...where you've
always belonged..
274
00:15:53,460 --> 00:15:55,293
...forever.
275
00:15:55,376 --> 00:15:57,043
Let's just get
these
gifts sorted
276
00:15:57,873 --> 00:15:58,793
so the kids can
return
from their honeymoon
277
00:15:58,876 --> 00:16:00,960
to an organized place.
278
00:16:03,001 --> 00:16:05,585
Clark? What are you doing here?
279
00:16:05,668 --> 00:16:07,418
Here?
280
00:16:07,501 --> 00:16:11,293
Oh, oh, you-you mean
here, here now.
281
00:16:11,376 --> 00:16:14,751
Uh, well, there was a
tidal wave in the
Philippines
282
00:16:14,835 --> 00:16:16,668
that needed looking into, so..
283
00:16:16,751 --> 00:16:18,918
Oh, you and Lois had a fight.
284
00:16:19,001 --> 00:16:20,210
Well, don't let it
get you down, son.
285
00:16:20,293 --> 00:16:21,876
Emotions run high
on a honeymoon.
286
00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:24,501
Both good and bad
sparks are gonna fly.
287
00:16:24,585 --> 00:16:26,001
I wish.
288
00:16:26,463 --> 00:16:28,835
Honey, you know you can talk
to us about anything right?
289
00:16:30,835 --> 00:16:32,543
What's on your mind?
290
00:16:34,463 --> 00:16:35,751
Christmas-tree lights.
291
00:16:38,418 --> 00:16:39,835
Sorry?
292
00:16:40,710 --> 00:16:42,251
[sighs]
293
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,835
You know how
...when the holidays come up
294
00:16:44,918 --> 00:16:47,460
and you're all excited
about making your house
295
00:16:47,543 --> 00:16:50,293
just explode
with warmth and love
296
00:16:50,376 --> 00:16:53,293
so you, you go out and you buy
a new box of lights
297
00:16:53,376 --> 00:16:55,376
and you hang them
on the tree and
298
00:16:55,460 --> 00:16:58,960
'you're just waiting for
that
burst of warmth and love'
299
00:16:59,043 --> 00:17:01,873
and then you plug them in and..
300
00:17:03,418 --> 00:17:05,626
...nothing happens.
301
00:17:05,710 --> 00:17:08,168
- Nothing happens?
- Nothing.
302
00:17:08,251 --> 00:17:10,626
No sparks?
303
00:17:10,710 --> 00:17:12,626
No flickering?
304
00:17:12,710 --> 00:17:14,626
No electricity at all?
305
00:17:14,710 --> 00:17:17,873
The power...is out.
306
00:17:20,710 --> 00:17:22,918
The two of you have
more electricity
307
00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:24,626
than anyone I've ever seen
and I think
308
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:26,835
we've pretty much beaten
this metaphor to death.
309
00:17:26,918 --> 00:17:29,835
I'm telling you, mom, it's
like
Lois is another person.
310
00:17:29,918 --> 00:17:32,251
So, you're saying
you're living with an
impostor?
311
00:17:33,918 --> 00:17:35,876
[dramatic music]
312
00:17:48,251 --> 00:17:49,960
(Lex)
'Well, we have
one quick stop to make'
313
00:17:50,043 --> 00:17:51,668
before we board the plane.
314
00:17:53,251 --> 00:17:54,835
We're knocking over a bank?
315
00:17:54,918 --> 00:17:56,710
Do you recall the bank account
that I opened up for you
316
00:17:56,793 --> 00:17:58,876
in honor of our
pending nuptials?
317
00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:00,043
No.
318
00:18:00,873 --> 00:18:01,668
Well, I deposited
a little mad money in it
319
00:18:01,751 --> 00:18:03,501
about 200 million dollars.
320
00:18:03,585 --> 00:18:05,376
I've had 200 million dollars
sitting around
321
00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:06,918
all this time
and I never knew it?
322
00:18:07,001 --> 00:18:08,710
I needed some cash
that was quickly available
323
00:18:08,793 --> 00:18:10,418
and not traceable to me.
324
00:18:10,501 --> 00:18:13,501
So, what if I refuse to
go inside and withdraw it?
325
00:18:13,585 --> 00:18:15,543
Then how do you get
your blood money?
326
00:18:15,626 --> 00:18:17,626
Um, simple send in the clone.
327
00:18:17,710 --> 00:18:19,251
[knocking]
328
00:18:21,793 --> 00:18:22,876
What?
329
00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:24,376
I've rethought this.
330
00:18:24,460 --> 00:18:26,793
I'm totally and completely
bored
with your controlling me.
331
00:18:26,876 --> 00:18:28,751
It's totally
and completely unfair.
332
00:18:28,835 --> 00:18:30,376
[scoffs]
So?
333
00:18:30,460 --> 00:18:32,376
So, you get to go to Europe
334
00:18:32,460 --> 00:18:36,210
and have fun and ski
and have her
335
00:18:36,293 --> 00:18:38,873
and I want something, too.
336
00:18:38,210 --> 00:18:39,210
You're in no position--
337
00:18:39,293 --> 00:18:42,460
I want to be
left alone with Clark.
338
00:18:42,543 --> 00:18:45,543
There are sides to him that
I didn't know about before.
339
00:18:45,626 --> 00:18:47,751
What are you talking about?
340
00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:50,460
I have a secret.
Heh-heh.
341
00:18:50,543 --> 00:18:52,463
Well, actually,
it's not my secret.
342
00:18:52,168 --> 00:18:55,210
It's someone else's
but it's, uh, super cool.
343
00:18:56,501 --> 00:18:57,918
Know what I mean?
344
00:18:58,001 --> 00:18:59,293
Look, if this is some
little
game that you're playing
345
00:18:59,376 --> 00:19:00,835
I want to, I want..
346
00:19:04,168 --> 00:19:05,960
Superman!
347
00:19:06,043 --> 00:19:07,418
No! Super--
348
00:19:07,501 --> 00:19:09,376
[groaning]
349
00:19:09,460 --> 00:19:10,918
Loose lips.
350
00:19:11,001 --> 00:19:12,710
Sink ships.
351
00:19:14,710 --> 00:19:16,585
Shh.
352
00:19:16,668 --> 00:19:18,873
Shh.
353
00:19:20,251 --> 00:19:22,463
[intense music]
354
00:19:27,543 --> 00:19:30,960
So, no more spying for you,
no more reporting in
355
00:19:31,043 --> 00:19:33,501
oh, and I want all the
different
cable TV channels.
356
00:19:33,585 --> 00:19:34,668
That's the deal.
357
00:19:34,751 --> 00:19:37,543
I do not cut deals with clones.
358
00:19:37,626 --> 00:19:39,543
Then I guess the money
stays in the bank.
359
00:19:39,626 --> 00:19:42,626
- Now, listen to me.
- You don't wanna make a scene.
360
00:19:42,710 --> 00:19:44,463
Do you?
361
00:19:49,585 --> 00:19:50,918
Follow that clone.
362
00:19:54,876 --> 00:19:57,501
Wretched, wretched, creature.
363
00:19:59,876 --> 00:20:01,543
- Ah.
- Oh! Gah!
364
00:20:02,626 --> 00:20:05,501
[coughing]
365
00:20:05,585 --> 00:20:07,501
[alarm ringing]
366
00:20:07,585 --> 00:20:09,293
[intense music]
367
00:20:17,001 --> 00:20:19,251
[whooshing]
368
00:20:22,668 --> 00:20:24,463
Honey!
369
00:20:24,168 --> 00:20:26,793
Honey, I need two dollars
for a frozen yogurt.
370
00:20:26,876 --> 00:20:29,543
Lois, you know you can't
call me honey in public
371
00:20:29,626 --> 00:20:31,463
and I'm a little bit busy
right now.
372
00:20:31,168 --> 00:20:32,501
[coughing]
373
00:20:32,585 --> 00:20:35,376
Superman, two people are trapped
in one of the subway cars.
374
00:20:36,376 --> 00:20:39,873
[music continues]
375
00:20:39,210 --> 00:20:41,001
[crowd applauding]
376
00:20:43,418 --> 00:20:45,873
- Are you okay?
- Thank you, Superman.
377
00:20:45,210 --> 00:20:47,835
You're ignoring me.
I hate that.
378
00:20:47,918 --> 00:20:50,460
I'm not ignoring you.
I just had some lives to
save.
379
00:20:50,543 --> 00:20:52,168
You never have any time for me.
380
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,543
Maybe I should just move to
L.A.
and become a supermodel.
381
00:20:54,626 --> 00:20:56,751
[music continues]
382
00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:02,918
Su.. Su..
383
00:21:03,001 --> 00:21:04,585
I always have time for you.
384
00:21:04,668 --> 00:21:06,793
- 'Superman! Help!'
- Except now.
385
00:21:11,918 --> 00:21:13,876
[music continues]
386
00:21:20,293 --> 00:21:22,873
[tires screeching]
387
00:21:28,418 --> 00:21:30,043
(male #1)
'Lady, you alright?'
388
00:21:32,873 --> 00:21:33,918
That's my twin sister Lois.
389
00:21:35,168 --> 00:21:38,335
Lois, let me get you
to a doctor.
390
00:21:39,668 --> 00:21:41,418
Lois?
391
00:21:48,873 --> 00:21:50,835
What are you looking
at?
She's fine.
392
00:21:50,918 --> 00:21:52,251
Nothing personal.
393
00:21:52,335 --> 00:21:55,001
There's just not enough room
in the world for both of us.
394
00:21:59,501 --> 00:22:01,001
Stop!
395
00:22:02,501 --> 00:22:03,876
Stop!
396
00:22:05,293 --> 00:22:07,210
[music continues]
397
00:22:08,710 --> 00:22:10,251
I need a lift.
398
00:22:10,335 --> 00:22:11,835
It's life or death.
399
00:22:13,710 --> 00:22:16,501
Red's Dockside Plumbing.
400
00:22:16,585 --> 00:22:18,210
Are you okay?
401
00:22:20,043 --> 00:22:21,585
Looks like.
402
00:22:21,668 --> 00:22:23,043
I'm Red Dixon.
403
00:22:25,543 --> 00:22:27,960
And you're..
404
00:22:28,043 --> 00:22:29,626
Oh, come on, you got a name,
don't you?
405
00:22:29,710 --> 00:22:32,001
I mean everyone's got a name.
406
00:22:32,463 --> 00:22:35,043
Are you from around here?
Me, I'm from Dallas.
407
00:22:37,918 --> 00:22:39,918
- Detroit.
- Oh, Detroit.
408
00:22:40,001 --> 00:22:42,418
- You're from Detroit.
- No.
409
00:22:44,210 --> 00:22:46,543
No, that's my name.
410
00:22:46,626 --> 00:22:48,043
'Detroit.'
411
00:22:49,710 --> 00:22:51,501
Wanda Detroit.
412
00:22:53,001 --> 00:22:54,793
Pleased to meet ya, sugar.
413
00:22:54,876 --> 00:22:56,918
[music continues]
414
00:23:00,873 --> 00:23:01,668
(Jimmy)
"'I'll call you sometime,
Wanda'
415
00:23:01,751 --> 00:23:03,418
"'Clark said as he disappeared
for the millionth time.'
416
00:23:03,501 --> 00:23:05,376
"He had a secret he was hiding
I was sure of it.
417
00:23:05,460 --> 00:23:08,793
He made me angry
like no other man could."
418
00:23:08,876 --> 00:23:12,001
Wow, she must have been steamed
the day she wrote this.
419
00:23:12,463 --> 00:23:13,876
- Hello.
- Lois, uh..
420
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:16,210
- Jimmy.
- I-I can explain this.
421
00:23:16,293 --> 00:23:18,463
See, I, see I-I accidentally..
422
00:23:18,168 --> 00:23:20,710
I have been shopping all day.
423
00:23:20,793 --> 00:23:23,293
Clark doesn't understand
what hard work that is.
424
00:23:24,835 --> 00:23:26,001
[chuckles]
425
00:23:28,876 --> 00:23:31,293
Jimmy..
426
00:23:31,376 --> 00:23:34,168
Have I ever told you
how attractive you are?
427
00:23:34,251 --> 00:23:37,001
[instrumental music]
428
00:23:37,463 --> 00:23:39,876
What? Um, no.
429
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:41,043
No, you haven't.
Thank you.
430
00:23:41,873 --> 00:23:43,876
Well, you certainly are.
431
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:45,668
Free for lunch?
432
00:23:45,751 --> 00:23:48,585
We could go out
for frog legs.
Umm.
433
00:23:48,668 --> 00:23:52,001
Uh, I've-I've got to work.
434
00:23:52,463 --> 00:23:54,710
Uh, Lois.
435
00:23:54,793 --> 00:23:57,293
I read your book.
436
00:23:57,376 --> 00:23:58,710
What book?
437
00:24:00,376 --> 00:24:03,335
Oh. Oh, my book.
438
00:24:03,418 --> 00:24:05,376
Would you like me
to autograph it?
439
00:24:05,460 --> 00:24:07,293
No. It's, it's on your computer.
440
00:24:11,460 --> 00:24:13,918
You, uh,
you wrote it two years ago.
441
00:24:18,626 --> 00:24:21,585
Chief, was Lois writing
a book two years ago?
442
00:24:21,668 --> 00:24:25,251
Oh, yeah, we, uh,
sort of stumbled across it.
443
00:24:25,335 --> 00:24:27,501
She would remember
something like that.
444
00:24:27,585 --> 00:24:29,251
Uh, excuse me?
445
00:24:29,335 --> 00:24:32,585
Chief, this company ski trip.
446
00:24:32,668 --> 00:24:35,463
Yeah, that was just before
you started.
447
00:24:35,168 --> 00:24:36,835
Didn't Lois break
her right ankle on this trip?
448
00:24:36,918 --> 00:24:40,335
Oh, she sure did I dragged her
off the mountain myself.
449
00:24:40,418 --> 00:24:42,918
The language that came out
of that woman's mouth.
450
00:24:43,001 --> 00:24:45,585
When a break heals, there's
a scar left on the bone?
451
00:24:45,668 --> 00:24:49,001
Oh, yeah, yeah, bone's often
stronger than before the..
452
00:24:49,463 --> 00:24:52,168
Uh.. Huh.
453
00:25:03,501 --> 00:25:05,626
You never broke your ankle.
454
00:25:05,710 --> 00:25:06,918
So?
455
00:25:08,251 --> 00:25:10,876
Boy, there's just
no pleasing you.
456
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:13,210
I x-rayed your ankle.
And you never broke it.
457
00:25:13,293 --> 00:25:15,876
- What are you talking about?
- Lois did.
458
00:25:17,585 --> 00:25:19,001
Where is she?
459
00:25:19,463 --> 00:25:21,835
- Honey.
- You are not my wife!
460
00:25:21,918 --> 00:25:25,501
I may not be the wife that you
were hoping for but I'm trying.
461
00:25:27,460 --> 00:25:29,835
Who sent you, huh?
Lex? Where's Lois?
462
00:25:29,918 --> 00:25:31,626
Clark, stop it!
You're scaring
me!
463
00:25:31,710 --> 00:25:33,543
- Hey, C.K., you alright?
- Jimmy.
464
00:25:33,626 --> 00:25:35,293
I don't know what's
gotten
into him. He's lost his
mind.
465
00:25:35,376 --> 00:25:37,626
You are not Lois.
Now, where is she?
466
00:25:37,710 --> 00:25:39,293
- Clark!
- Son, son, take it easy.
467
00:25:39,376 --> 00:25:40,501
Chief, this is not Lois.
468
00:25:40,585 --> 00:25:41,960
What would make you say
a thing like that?
469
00:25:42,043 --> 00:25:44,251
Yes, Clark.
470
00:25:44,335 --> 00:25:46,585
What would make you
say a thing like
that?
471
00:25:50,168 --> 00:25:51,501
[sighs]
472
00:25:51,585 --> 00:25:53,585
[instrumental music]
473
00:25:57,585 --> 00:25:58,960
[sighs]
474
00:26:11,210 --> 00:26:13,793
♪ Once I lived a life ♪
475
00:26:13,876 --> 00:26:16,335
♪ Of a millionaire ♪
476
00:26:18,251 --> 00:26:22,585
♪ Spendin' my money
I didn't care ♪
477
00:26:22,668 --> 00:26:28,463
♪ Always takin' my friends
out for a good time ♪
478
00:26:28,168 --> 00:26:31,043
♪ Buyin' bootleg liquor ♪
479
00:26:31,873 --> 00:26:34,585
♪ Champagne and wine ♪
480
00:26:34,668 --> 00:26:38,876
♪ When I began to fall so low ♪
481
00:26:40,460 --> 00:26:44,876
♪ Couldn't find a friend
no place I'd go ♪
482
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:49,793
♪ If I ever get my hands
on a dollar again ♪
483
00:26:49,876 --> 00:26:53,043
♪ I'm gonna squeeze it
and squeeze it ♪
484
00:26:53,873 --> 00:26:56,376
♪ Till the eagle grins ♪
485
00:26:56,460 --> 00:26:59,960
♪ Nobody knows you ♪
486
00:27:01,168 --> 00:27:04,460
♪ When you're down and out ♪
487
00:27:06,873 --> 00:27:11,168
♪ In my pocket not one penny ♪
488
00:27:11,251 --> 00:27:15,585
♪ And my friends I haven't any ♪
489
00:27:15,668 --> 00:27:19,710
♪ But soon as you get
on your feet again ♪
490
00:27:21,460 --> 00:27:25,918
♪ Everybody is
your long-lost friend ♪
491
00:27:26,001 --> 00:27:30,293
♪ It's mighty strange
without a doubt ♪
492
00:27:30,376 --> 00:27:35,376
♪ That nobody wants you
when you're down and out ♪
493
00:27:35,460 --> 00:27:39,668
♪ Nobody wants you
when you're down ♪
494
00:27:39,751 --> 00:27:44,873
♪ And out ♪♪
495
00:27:45,918 --> 00:27:48,873
[cheers and applause]
496
00:27:52,543 --> 00:27:54,876
Thank you.
497
00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:57,668
Oh, what a set of lungs.
498
00:27:59,001 --> 00:28:01,251
I told you you'd like her.
499
00:28:01,335 --> 00:28:04,210
So, Bibbo, do I keep
the gig or not?
500
00:28:04,293 --> 00:28:06,543
Look at you when you
first came in here
501
00:28:06,626 --> 00:28:08,960
you looked like
you'd been hit by a car.
502
00:28:09,043 --> 00:28:11,335
Yeah. A car called life.
503
00:28:11,418 --> 00:28:13,463
You think I ain't played Vegas?
504
00:28:13,168 --> 00:28:15,418
You think I ain't
played New York?
505
00:28:15,501 --> 00:28:18,460
I dated a duke, doggone it
506
00:28:18,543 --> 00:28:20,585
but then one day the liquor
and the cigarettes
507
00:28:20,668 --> 00:28:24,293
they catch up to you and
you end up in joints like
this
508
00:28:24,376 --> 00:28:26,418
singing for palookas like you.
509
00:28:26,501 --> 00:28:29,873
That's the saddest story
I ever heard.
510
00:28:29,210 --> 00:28:31,418
My life reads like a bad novel.
511
00:28:33,335 --> 00:28:35,335
(Bibbo)
'Wanda, you got a job here'
512
00:28:35,418 --> 00:28:37,460
for as long as you want it.
513
00:28:37,543 --> 00:28:38,793
Put her there.
514
00:28:41,585 --> 00:28:45,210
You know, if you're not
doing anything for dinner..
515
00:28:46,751 --> 00:28:50,001
You know, kid, I like ya
516
00:28:50,463 --> 00:28:53,001
but I'm poison.
517
00:28:53,463 --> 00:28:56,960
Trouble sticks to
me
like stink on old
fish.
518
00:28:57,043 --> 00:28:58,835
Do yourself a favor.
519
00:28:58,918 --> 00:29:00,335
Forget me.
520
00:29:01,418 --> 00:29:03,501
Wanda, Wanda.
521
00:29:03,585 --> 00:29:07,751
Life is a long, lonely road
to be traveling solo.
522
00:29:07,835 --> 00:29:11,335
You mean to tell me
you ain't got nobody?
523
00:29:11,418 --> 00:29:14,460
You know, Bibbo, it's weird.
524
00:29:14,543 --> 00:29:17,501
I got this feeling
there is someone out there.
525
00:29:20,335 --> 00:29:22,710
I just don't know who.
526
00:29:22,793 --> 00:29:24,751
[intense music]
527
00:29:32,626 --> 00:29:33,960
[gasps]
528
00:29:34,043 --> 00:29:36,876
Where is she?
529
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:38,293
My offer still stands.
530
00:29:38,376 --> 00:29:41,710
No, you don't make deals
with me, frog eater.
531
00:29:41,793 --> 00:29:44,460
You think I won't snap
this traitorous little neck?
532
00:29:45,793 --> 00:29:47,626
I'm at a rock bottom!
533
00:29:49,418 --> 00:29:52,251
The only thing I care about
in this miserable existence
534
00:29:52,335 --> 00:29:53,543
is the woman I love
535
00:29:53,626 --> 00:29:56,001
and neither you
nor any force of nature
536
00:29:56,463 --> 00:29:58,293
is going to keep me from her.
537
00:30:01,251 --> 00:30:04,418
Let go of me.
538
00:30:14,210 --> 00:30:16,043
What have you done with her?
539
00:30:16,873 --> 00:30:17,585
I lost her.
540
00:30:17,668 --> 00:30:20,918
Your precious is
out there somewhere.
541
00:30:21,001 --> 00:30:22,793
Don't worry. I'll find her.
542
00:30:22,876 --> 00:30:24,251
You most certainly will.
543
00:30:24,335 --> 00:30:26,251
- Find her and kill her.
- No.
544
00:30:29,585 --> 00:30:30,585
What are you doing?
545
00:30:30,668 --> 00:30:33,668
What do you think I am,
that wimp?
546
00:30:33,751 --> 00:30:35,418
Lois Lane?
547
00:30:35,501 --> 00:30:37,960
I'm a girl who
gets
what she wants
548
00:30:38,043 --> 00:30:40,043
and I want Clark.
549
00:30:40,873 --> 00:30:41,585
This is absurd.
550
00:30:41,668 --> 00:30:43,873
I am the creator.
551
00:30:43,210 --> 00:30:44,751
You are the creature.
552
00:30:44,835 --> 00:30:47,876
Now, I command you
to give me the gun.
553
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:49,960
[laughs]
Don't be
ridiculous.
554
00:30:50,043 --> 00:30:52,001
If I give you the
gun,
I can't shoot Lois.
555
00:30:52,463 --> 00:30:53,668
Duh.
556
00:30:53,751 --> 00:30:55,501
You're not going to shoot Lois.
557
00:30:55,585 --> 00:30:58,835
You're not going to shoot me.
You're going to give me the
gun.
558
00:30:58,918 --> 00:30:59,918
[gunshot]
559
00:31:00,001 --> 00:31:02,463
Ah! You shot me!
560
00:31:07,543 --> 00:31:08,585
Ah!
561
00:31:10,751 --> 00:31:12,873
[grunting]
562
00:31:12,210 --> 00:31:14,168
[instrumental music]
563
00:31:29,710 --> 00:31:34,873
♪ Sometimes you feel ♪
564
00:31:34,210 --> 00:31:37,210
♪ Far away ♪
565
00:31:38,835 --> 00:31:43,043
♪ Some days we lose ♪
566
00:31:43,873 --> 00:31:46,463
♪ Words to say ♪
567
00:31:47,710 --> 00:31:51,918
♪ Lost in in the room ♪
568
00:31:52,001 --> 00:31:55,668
♪ Except for dreams of moon ♪
569
00:31:55,751 --> 00:31:59,585
♪ Feeling a distance between ♪
570
00:31:59,668 --> 00:32:01,543
♪ To solitude ♪
571
00:32:01,626 --> 00:32:05,835
♪ Do you feel the distance ♪
572
00:32:05,918 --> 00:32:08,463
[indistinct]
573
00:32:09,793 --> 00:32:14,210
♪ Please don't leave me ♪
574
00:32:14,293 --> 00:32:18,293
♪ All by my side ♪
575
00:32:18,376 --> 00:32:22,751
♪ Two roads one destination ♪
576
00:32:22,835 --> 00:32:27,751
♪ With love as our guide ♪
577
00:32:27,835 --> 00:32:31,543
♪ Each day so different ♪
578
00:32:31,626 --> 00:32:35,710
♪ And always remain true ♪
579
00:32:35,793 --> 00:32:39,376
♪ Keeping a distance between ♪
580
00:32:39,460 --> 00:32:41,793
♪ To solitude ♪
581
00:32:41,876 --> 00:32:44,251
♪ Keeping a distance ♪
582
00:32:44,335 --> 00:32:47,210
♪ To solitude ♪♪
583
00:32:48,418 --> 00:32:50,418
[cheers and applause]
584
00:32:55,543 --> 00:32:58,960
Toots, these eyes haven't
shed a tear in 30 years
585
00:32:59,043 --> 00:33:02,418
but you almost
got to me that
time.
586
00:33:02,501 --> 00:33:04,585
Let me get you a brew, Wanda.
587
00:33:04,668 --> 00:33:08,251
Sure, what's another nail
in the coffin?
588
00:33:08,335 --> 00:33:10,793
You know, the kid is
dying
to ask you out.
589
00:33:10,876 --> 00:33:12,918
Why don't you cut him a break?
590
00:33:13,001 --> 00:33:14,418
Look, if you really like him
591
00:33:14,501 --> 00:33:16,585
you tell him to keep
his distance.
592
00:33:16,668 --> 00:33:18,960
I got this crazy chick
looking to kill me.
593
00:33:19,043 --> 00:33:20,376
And I can't even go to the cops
594
00:33:20,460 --> 00:33:22,251
'cause they're looking for me.
595
00:33:22,335 --> 00:33:25,001
Come on, Wanda, not you.
596
00:33:25,463 --> 00:33:26,460
I was stupid.
597
00:33:27,710 --> 00:33:31,543
I made a fool of myself
over...him.
598
00:33:32,751 --> 00:33:35,873
Him who?
599
00:33:35,210 --> 00:33:36,585
His name's Clark.
600
00:33:37,918 --> 00:33:40,918
I always thought of men
as paper napkins.
601
00:33:41,001 --> 00:33:45,376
You pig out, clean up
the mess, toss them.
602
00:33:45,460 --> 00:33:47,626
This guy actually got to me.
603
00:33:47,710 --> 00:33:51,873
Clark...he had a secret
he was hiding
604
00:33:51,210 --> 00:33:53,376
and I was sure of it.
605
00:33:53,460 --> 00:33:56,710
He made me angry
like no other man could.
606
00:33:56,793 --> 00:34:00,873
What kind of a secret, Wanda?
607
00:34:00,210 --> 00:34:02,001
Whenever we were together
608
00:34:02,463 --> 00:34:03,710
he would just take off.
609
00:34:03,793 --> 00:34:05,501
No explanation.
610
00:34:05,585 --> 00:34:07,960
I'd be right on the edge
of pouring my heart out
611
00:34:08,043 --> 00:34:11,710
and bam he'd have
something urgent to do.
612
00:34:11,793 --> 00:34:14,710
Turns out he was knocking
over gas stations.
613
00:34:14,793 --> 00:34:16,960
Left me in the car
with a trunkful of cash
614
00:34:17,043 --> 00:34:20,335
and 30 state troopers
on my tail.
615
00:34:20,418 --> 00:34:22,501
What's this Clark look like?
616
00:34:22,585 --> 00:34:24,043
We could be on the lookout.
617
00:34:26,873 --> 00:34:27,710
Funny..
618
00:34:27,793 --> 00:34:30,463
I can't picture him.
619
00:34:30,168 --> 00:34:33,873
All I see in my head
are a bunch of words.
620
00:34:40,668 --> 00:34:43,463
[dramatic music]
621
00:34:50,876 --> 00:34:53,873
Appears we both
have our hands full.
622
00:34:58,210 --> 00:35:01,043
Do you know how easily
I could kill you?
623
00:35:01,873 --> 00:35:03,001
- Probably.
- Probably not.
624
00:35:03,463 --> 00:35:05,376
Unfortunately,
we need each
other.
625
00:35:05,460 --> 00:35:06,710
What have you done
with her? Huh?
626
00:35:06,793 --> 00:35:08,251
Where is she?
627
00:35:08,335 --> 00:35:10,251
I replaced her
just before the
wedding.
628
00:35:10,335 --> 00:35:13,376
What? You sent that thing
to be with me?
629
00:35:13,460 --> 00:35:14,751
Where is Lois?
630
00:35:16,543 --> 00:35:18,710
I lost her.
631
00:35:18,793 --> 00:35:20,460
You lost her?
632
00:35:21,668 --> 00:35:22,960
[groans]
633
00:35:29,043 --> 00:35:31,043
Kent, you must hate me with
634
00:35:31,873 --> 00:35:32,710
more hate than you
thought possible
635
00:35:32,793 --> 00:35:35,251
but there's a larger issue.
636
00:35:35,335 --> 00:35:37,585
The clone's gotten it
into her head to destroy
Lois.
637
00:35:37,668 --> 00:35:38,793
What?
638
00:35:38,876 --> 00:35:40,376
The replicants
are childish by nature.
639
00:35:40,460 --> 00:35:42,168
They're always throwing
tantrums
as you can see.
640
00:35:42,251 --> 00:35:44,463
Well, she's decided
that she wants you
641
00:35:44,168 --> 00:35:46,001
and needs to eliminate
the competition.
642
00:35:48,376 --> 00:35:51,668
I can guarantee you
...she means business.
643
00:35:55,668 --> 00:35:57,001
What are you doing,
calling the police?
644
00:35:57,463 --> 00:35:58,376
What are you gonna..
Send me back to prison?
645
00:35:58,460 --> 00:36:01,418
Kent, the clock's ticking.
We need each other.
646
00:36:01,501 --> 00:36:03,873
I know that clone's every move.
647
00:36:03,210 --> 00:36:04,918
And you, you're the
only man on earth
648
00:36:05,001 --> 00:36:07,210
who wants to find Lois
as much as I do.
649
00:36:08,585 --> 00:36:11,463
(woman on phone)
'911 emergency.'
650
00:36:11,168 --> 00:36:12,460
'Hello.'
651
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:15,960
[intense music]
652
00:36:16,043 --> 00:36:17,376
I guarantee you
653
00:36:17,460 --> 00:36:19,960
if anything has
happened
to Lois--
654
00:36:20,043 --> 00:36:21,501
We're wasting time.
655
00:36:21,585 --> 00:36:23,626
The creature may have
already found her.
656
00:36:28,668 --> 00:36:29,918
(Wanda)
'That's her.'
657
00:36:30,001 --> 00:36:31,710
'That's the crazy woman
who looks just like me.'
658
00:36:31,793 --> 00:36:33,876
And you still don't know
why she wants to kill
you?
659
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:36,710
[sighs]
Life's been tough.
660
00:36:36,793 --> 00:36:39,463
Guess I ruffled some feathers
along the way.
661
00:36:40,501 --> 00:36:42,793
I think it's time for me
to move on.
662
00:36:45,001 --> 00:36:46,793
You gave her what?
663
00:36:46,876 --> 00:36:48,793
A simple injection
to keep her from speaking.
664
00:36:48,876 --> 00:36:52,501
It's possibly
why you haven't heard from her.
665
00:36:52,585 --> 00:36:55,668
Lois would move
heaven and earth to contact me.
666
00:36:55,751 --> 00:36:56,960
I know Lois.
667
00:36:57,043 --> 00:37:00,168
Lest you forget again
she was once my intended.
668
00:37:00,251 --> 00:37:02,626
The fact that I know some
aspects of her and you know
669
00:37:02,710 --> 00:37:05,793
others can be an asset
in our search.
670
00:37:10,501 --> 00:37:13,710
- When did you last see her?
- Outside a bank.
671
00:37:13,793 --> 00:37:15,626
She'd just kicked me
in the jaw.
672
00:37:15,710 --> 00:37:16,835
[scoffs]
673
00:37:16,918 --> 00:37:20,001
- That's Lois.
- She's an amazing woman.
674
00:37:20,463 --> 00:37:21,793
Never known anyone like her.
675
00:37:21,876 --> 00:37:25,793
- Fearless.
- Stupidly so at times.
676
00:37:25,876 --> 00:37:28,793
I tried to get her
to take it easy, but..
677
00:37:28,876 --> 00:37:29,960
She won't listen.
678
00:37:31,585 --> 00:37:34,001
And when she's sad..
679
00:37:34,463 --> 00:37:35,168
When she cries..
680
00:37:35,251 --> 00:37:37,043
You wanna die.
681
00:37:37,873 --> 00:37:38,585
Tell me about it.
682
00:37:38,668 --> 00:37:40,543
[instrumental music]
683
00:37:46,001 --> 00:37:47,876
I'll help you find her, Kent.
684
00:37:49,626 --> 00:37:51,168
In this one instance..
685
00:37:53,626 --> 00:37:55,873
...you can trust me.
686
00:37:57,460 --> 00:37:59,376
[knocking on door]
687
00:38:04,460 --> 00:38:05,960
C.K., some guy just showed up
at the Planet.
688
00:38:06,043 --> 00:38:07,585
- What-what guy?
- Red something or other.
689
00:38:07,668 --> 00:38:09,210
Anyways when you told us
Lois was missing
690
00:38:09,293 --> 00:38:10,501
we ran her picture
on the front page.
691
00:38:10,585 --> 00:38:12,043
This red he calls up says
there's something
692
00:38:12,873 --> 00:38:13,418
we need to know about Lois lane.
693
00:38:13,501 --> 00:38:14,585
That would be?
694
00:38:14,668 --> 00:38:16,293
Red says that Lois is trying to
695
00:38:16,376 --> 00:38:18,251
kill his new girlfriend.
696
00:38:18,335 --> 00:38:19,501
And she would be..
697
00:38:19,585 --> 00:38:21,460
- Wanda Detroit.
- Who is.
698
00:38:21,543 --> 00:38:23,585
The heroine
of Lois' secret novel.
699
00:38:23,668 --> 00:38:26,585
Lois is somewhere acting like
the heroine of her secret
novel?
700
00:38:26,668 --> 00:38:27,918
Wanda Detroit.
701
00:38:28,001 --> 00:38:29,585
Alright, l-l-look, okay.
702
00:38:29,668 --> 00:38:31,463
Wanda's got this boyfriend,
real jerk.
703
00:38:31,168 --> 00:38:33,876
His name's Clark.
He's elusive, secretive.
704
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:35,376
She must have written
that
when she was mad at me.
705
00:38:35,460 --> 00:38:36,585
Anyways there's this other dude
706
00:38:36,668 --> 00:38:38,210
who she's totally
in love with her hero
707
00:38:38,293 --> 00:38:39,585
'she'd do anything for him.'
708
00:38:39,668 --> 00:38:41,585
Only he wants nothing
to do with her, right.
709
00:38:41,668 --> 00:38:43,543
His name's Kent.
710
00:38:43,626 --> 00:38:45,376
But the thing about
Lois's brain is
711
00:38:45,460 --> 00:38:46,918
it sure is filled
with a lot of you.
712
00:38:47,001 --> 00:38:48,835
- Where can I find her?
- Uh, down at the docks.
713
00:38:48,918 --> 00:38:51,463
She's, uh, singing at a dive
called the Ace O' Clubs.
714
00:38:51,168 --> 00:38:54,501
- Jimmy, thanks.
- Wait, take me with--
715
00:38:54,585 --> 00:38:55,751
I can't.
716
00:38:56,710 --> 00:38:58,293
[intense music]
717
00:39:00,043 --> 00:39:01,668
Luthor!
718
00:39:04,418 --> 00:39:06,418
We're gonna miss you, Wanda.
719
00:39:06,501 --> 00:39:08,626
You're really stacked.
720
00:39:08,710 --> 00:39:11,418
You enchant the clientele.
721
00:39:11,501 --> 00:39:12,751
Gotta keep moving.
722
00:39:12,835 --> 00:39:15,960
Honky-tonk bars
and blues guitars.
723
00:39:16,043 --> 00:39:17,918
Story of my life.
724
00:39:18,001 --> 00:39:19,710
I'm gonna kiss
the cook goodbye.
725
00:39:25,251 --> 00:39:26,668
[whooshes]
726
00:39:33,335 --> 00:39:36,043
And what can I offer you today?
727
00:39:36,873 --> 00:39:37,876
Information.
728
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:40,168
The capital of
Connecticut
is Hartford.
729
00:39:40,251 --> 00:39:41,751
I'm from the Daily Planet.
730
00:39:41,835 --> 00:39:44,668
The food critic! At last.
731
00:39:44,751 --> 00:39:48,293
No, I'm a reporter and I'm a
friend of, Lo, of, uh
732
00:39:48,376 --> 00:39:50,668
of Wanda Detroit's.
733
00:39:50,751 --> 00:39:52,543
Maybe you can
get a note to her.
734
00:39:54,463 --> 00:39:55,876
Eh, alright.
735
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:57,835
Uh, what's your name?
736
00:39:57,918 --> 00:40:01,168
- Clark.
- Clark?
737
00:40:01,251 --> 00:40:03,960
What'd you say your name was
again, buddy?
738
00:40:04,043 --> 00:40:05,543
Clark.
739
00:40:08,335 --> 00:40:10,668
Bibbo, this is the creep
who's been hounding Wanda.
740
00:40:10,751 --> 00:40:13,168
I've got one thing
to say to you,
buddy.
741
00:40:13,251 --> 00:40:17,168
- Yeah?
- Ow! Oh.
742
00:40:17,251 --> 00:40:20,210
Maybe this'll teach you
to bother Wanda.
743
00:40:20,293 --> 00:40:21,460
Guys.
744
00:40:24,463 --> 00:40:26,876
- You.
- Yeah.
745
00:40:28,585 --> 00:40:29,918
Who are you?
746
00:40:30,001 --> 00:40:32,376
Oh, like you don't know.
747
00:40:32,460 --> 00:40:33,876
We have the same boyfriend.
748
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:37,043
Look, kid, I doubt we draw
from the same date pool.
749
00:40:37,873 --> 00:40:40,543
- Who's your boyfriend?
- Like you don't know.
750
00:40:40,626 --> 00:40:43,585
I've decided being
Mrs. Clark Kent is really
cool
751
00:40:43,668 --> 00:40:46,873
and you being alive
is a total drag, so..
752
00:40:46,210 --> 00:40:47,918
Now, wait a minute.
753
00:40:48,001 --> 00:40:49,751
[tires screeching]
754
00:40:51,793 --> 00:40:53,543
[intense music]
755
00:41:05,918 --> 00:41:07,460
Angel, it's me
756
00:41:07,543 --> 00:41:09,210
'the man you love.'
757
00:41:09,293 --> 00:41:12,043
Wanda, it's Kent.
758
00:41:13,793 --> 00:41:15,460
You're Kent?
759
00:41:15,543 --> 00:41:18,543
The man you love and thought
you couldn't have.
760
00:41:18,626 --> 00:41:21,001
Well, good news...you can.
761
00:41:22,001 --> 00:41:24,876
[music continues]
762
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:27,251
I sure hope this isn't a dream.
763
00:41:27,335 --> 00:41:29,168
It's a dream come true.
764
00:41:42,626 --> 00:41:44,460
Only one person stands
in our way.
765
00:41:44,543 --> 00:41:48,293
I know, I know,
Clark is in
there.
766
00:41:48,376 --> 00:41:49,626
He's got it in his crazed head
767
00:41:49,710 --> 00:41:51,626
that I'm the one
that's no good for you.
768
00:41:51,710 --> 00:41:55,543
But everything will be fine
if you do exactly as I say.
769
00:41:55,626 --> 00:41:57,043
[grunting]
770
00:41:57,873 --> 00:41:58,626
Guys, I just need
some information.
771
00:41:58,710 --> 00:42:01,335
Guys, hello,
guys.
Come on.
772
00:42:01,418 --> 00:42:03,585
Please, I give.
773
00:42:06,918 --> 00:42:09,335
If you come back, there's more
where that came from.
774
00:42:11,043 --> 00:42:13,168
Yeah.
775
00:42:13,251 --> 00:42:15,668
I don't know if I can
do what you want.
776
00:42:15,751 --> 00:42:18,043
Of course you can.
You're a thespian.
777
00:42:18,873 --> 00:42:19,835
[engine revving]
778
00:42:22,463 --> 00:42:24,043
[dramatic music]
779
00:42:28,751 --> 00:42:30,210
What's going on?
780
00:42:30,293 --> 00:42:32,668
[tires screeching]
781
00:42:41,918 --> 00:42:44,835
Why did I trust
you?
Even for a second?
782
00:42:44,918 --> 00:42:46,251
Just trying
to protect her..
783
00:42:48,043 --> 00:42:50,043
- Clark.
- Clark?
784
00:42:50,873 --> 00:42:52,463
Lois, are you alright?
785
00:42:54,251 --> 00:42:57,463
- You are alright, right?
- Clark, we have to talk.
786
00:42:57,168 --> 00:42:58,210
Yeah, let's get you safe first.
787
00:42:58,293 --> 00:43:01,335
I'm safe now...with Lex.
788
00:43:01,418 --> 00:43:03,626
Wa-what are you talking about?
789
00:43:03,710 --> 00:43:07,043
Clark, we've been saved
from a horrible mistake.
790
00:43:08,873 --> 00:43:09,710
What mistake?
791
00:43:09,793 --> 00:43:11,168
Getting married.
792
00:43:13,585 --> 00:43:14,918
[intense music]
793
00:43:15,001 --> 00:43:18,876
I had doubts
...but I was afraid to
794
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:22,251
disappoint you, our parents.
795
00:43:22,335 --> 00:43:24,876
I couldn't even face you, so
796
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:27,501
that's why I hid here
pretending to be Wanda
797
00:43:27,585 --> 00:43:31,668
but the truth is that I'm just
not the type to get married.
798
00:43:31,751 --> 00:43:33,626
I need to go away
and sort things out.
799
00:43:35,873 --> 00:43:37,835
Go? Where?
800
00:43:37,918 --> 00:43:39,960
Wherever Lex takes me.
801
00:43:40,043 --> 00:43:42,793
Seeing him again has brought
back all my old feelings.
802
00:43:42,876 --> 00:43:45,293
- What old feelings?
- I love him.
803
00:43:45,376 --> 00:43:47,376
Lois, you don't mean this.
804
00:43:47,460 --> 00:43:50,251
What about...me?
805
00:43:51,876 --> 00:43:53,293
I don't love you.
806
00:43:53,376 --> 00:43:55,668
[music continues]
807
00:43:55,751 --> 00:43:57,376
Now, Clark, I'm leaving.
808
00:43:59,585 --> 00:44:01,293
And if you love me as much as
you say you do
809
00:44:01,376 --> 00:44:03,873
you'll just let me go.
810
00:44:09,001 --> 00:44:11,210
Tough break, old man.
811
00:44:11,293 --> 00:44:13,043
And I hope you handle it
with dignity.
812
00:44:15,168 --> 00:44:18,418
I don't know yet what
you've
done to her, but I'll
find out
813
00:44:18,501 --> 00:44:19,960
and I will bring Lois back.
814
00:44:20,043 --> 00:44:24,376
If I have to go right
through
you to do it, I will.
815
00:44:24,460 --> 00:44:26,960
- I promise you.
- My, my.
816
00:44:27,043 --> 00:44:29,793
That sounds like
a threat, Clark.
817
00:44:29,876 --> 00:44:32,668
My woman doesn't take kindly
to threats.
818
00:44:35,168 --> 00:44:37,251
[music continues]
819
00:44:44,793 --> 00:44:47,626
My dear, you were magnificent.
820
00:44:47,710 --> 00:44:51,043
I tell ya,
I could have been an actress.
821
00:44:51,873 --> 00:44:52,501
Who is this Lois anyway?
822
00:44:52,585 --> 00:44:54,543
Someone better off forgotten.
823
00:45:01,043 --> 00:45:04,793
Well, I guess
it's just you and me.
824
00:45:04,876 --> 00:45:07,210
[music continues]
825
00:45:20,168 --> 00:45:22,043
[theme music]