(male #1 on TV) It's gonna be critical. They need five yards, Doug.
Cooper sets, looks... throws across the middle
and it's...in and out of the hands of Tyler
and intercepted by..
Yes!
Hello?
(Lois on phone) 'Oh, Clark, you're there.'
It's horrible. It's terrible.
Lois!
- What's the matter? - Oh, you scared me.
You said something horrible was happening.
Oh, no, uh.. No, it's just that..
Well, we're getting married in four days
and I've never been happier in my life.
And every time that things are going great between us
something happens.
And I just know that something bad is gonna happen
to mess up our wedding, I just know it.
That's it?
Well...yeah.
Lois, nothing's gonna happen.
You're just nervous, that's all.
- So am I. - Really?
Well, not as nervous as you, but sure.
Look, we took the whole week off.
We have no stories to investigate.
It's gonna be fine.
The scariest thing that's gonna happen
is that tomorrow night
we've to pick our parents up at the airport.
Oh, I just...
I just have the strangest feeling all evening.
Okay.
Nope. Not a bad guy in sight.
Ugh. You must think--
Lois Lane.
I have a delivery for you.
Sorry.
Nice grip.
Sign here, please.
See? Everything's gonna be just fine.
Yeah.
They're dead.
Maybe you were the last stop on his delivery route.
You know, they were fine this morning, but now--
There's no note. See? I told you. It's starting.
Lois, the only thing starting is this.
(Lois) 'Well, why don't you just check the computer again?'
'It's under Lane. L-A-N-E.'
Maybe they didn't spell it right.
(male #2) There are no rooms available.
What do you mean, there are no rooms?
I made reservations a month ago. I confirmed them yesterday.
Yes, ma'am but the people staying in your rooms
haven't checked out.
Well, I don't care if they've put up tents.
Just put them someplace else.
I'm sorry but there's no room.
Metropolis is socked in and nobody can get a flight out.
Oh, God, what a disaster.
I knew this wedding would never go off.
We'll probably end up sleeping in alleys--
Mother.
Perhaps you'd like us to try another hotel for you.
[clearing throat] They're all booked.
Even the motels. A dozen conventions are in town.
Listen, perhaps someone with adjoining suites
would consider consolidating
and then we could sort of... take their--
Look, my wedding is in three days.
'I have relatives flying in from all over the country.'
That is assuming they can land. And we're tired and we're wet
and I have a very loud voice.
So I don't care if the President of
the United States is in my room.
I want them out of there or I'm going--
Threats against the President are a felony, ma'am.
Punishable by imprisonment.
I'm sure they have rooms there.
- Mr. President. - Lois Lane.
Good to see you.
Hated that story you and Clark Kent did
'on my tax increase proposal.'
Oh, and congratulations.
Thank you.
Have a nice wedding.
What do we do now?
We can go to plan "B."
Whatever that is.
Uhh! Well, you certainly came well prepared.
Too bad I didn't bring a room.
Oh, God, I could use a drink.
Pity I gave that up.
This has gotta be the worst night of my life..
...excluding our first date.
Maybe she could sleep on the fire escape.
Mom, dad, I'm sure this situation is only temporary.
Yeah, I'll call the hotel first thing in the morning.
Would, would anybody like to have some nice hot tea?
That sounds great.
Lois, what if Lucy can't get in? Who'll be your maid of honor?
Oh, I know. You can ask Cindy.
I mean, she would be thrilled.
Maybe you ought to call her right now, just to warn her.
Uh, mom--
Cindy? Your cousin, Cindy?
If your sister doesn't show, you've gotta have somebody.
I mean, she invited you to all her weddings. You didn't go.
You were too busy. You owe it to her.
Mother, her receptions lasted longer
than both of her marriages.
She's gonna drive me mad.
She's just anxious, honey.
I am this close to losing it.
Lois sweety, you've been slouching a little lately.
You don't wanna do that when you come walking down the aisle.
What?
Lois, Clark, what are you two doing here?
Perry, I need a story.
Something big, horrible and complex
that'll get my mind off my parents.
Preferably something out of the country.
I see she's entered phase two, the manic stage.
'Hold on to your spurs.'
Yeah, maybe you could just give us a little story.
You know, something that would take two hours.
Oh, I got just the thing.
Uh, Lois, thank Elvis, you two are here.
I got a page one, I need you on.
Now Jimmy, give me that file off my desk. Will you please, sir?
- One file, comin' up. - Perry, you're the best.
What's it about, government corruption
banking scandal, celebrity infidelities?
- Frogs. - Frogs?
Oh, not just any kind of frogs
very rare and valuable frogs from the South Pacific.
All green and yellow. Fantastic growth rate.
People have been importing them as pets for years.
Now it turns out they may be a medical miracle.
And a bunch of them got stolen last night
from Phil's Exotic Pet Palace.
So, now, this is big.
'So hop to. Let's move.'
Thanks, Perry. You saved my sanity.
See you at the rehearsal.
Then about five years ago, scientists found out
that the doppelbufo frog cell nucleus contains DNA
that when grafted to the DNA from another animal
help make perfect biological copies
to whatever the second animal was.
You mean clone them?
Yes. So far, it's only been tried on mice.
So the only thing that was taken was these frogs?
That's right. None of the more valuable pets.
Just the doppelbufos.
I came in about 7:00 this morning
and discovered the front door had been jimmied.
A rogue medical researcher, no doubt.
Is there anything else you can tell us about these frogs?
No. Except they have a very fast metabolism
'due to some unusual enzymes they have'
which makes them hungry most of the time.
And if they can't make enough of their own enzymes
they'll happily turn on each other for them.
I can't believe..
...that you took the car like that.
Oh, I forgot. You're clones.
You may have the exact face of the President
but you've got the exact brain as this cufflink.
I was hungry.
- It's not like anybody saw us. - Yeah.
How would you have explained
that the leader of the free world
is knocking off a pet shop, huh?
'And you wouldn't have been able to explain it, anyway.'
'Cause you'd have a frog in your throat.
I'm sorry. We're just nervous.
Yeah, this is never gonna work.
Ever since that assassination attempt, last month
security around the President has been tighter than ever.
- Yeah. - Alright.
Let's go back to clone school, shall we?
Now, you listen up.
You're exact copies of the president
and the man in charge of the secret service detail. Got that?
If fact, you are so exact
that the President's wife couldn't tell you apart.
What about when I burp?
Oh, God.
Six months away from curing cancer
and I give it up for this.
Dr. Mamba. Oh, yes, sir.
Of course, sir.
No, everything is fine, sir.
They're feeling great and ready to go.
Yes, sir. Absolutely.
By tomorrow, we'll have a new President. One of ours.
Oh, they're, they're very eager. Eager, eager. Yeah, yeah.
They're nodding their heads. Yes, sir. Thank you.
Goodbye.
Don't make me tell him the truth.
- Hey, I'm still hungry. - Me, too.
"I'm hungry, I'm a mutant, I have needs." Huh?
Alright.
- I'll give you one each. - Okay.
You know, it's not good to eat after 10:00 at night.
Housekeeping. I just came in to turn down the..
- Grab her! - Aah!
And how do I get from the stage to the limo
in case, I need to leave in a hurry?
They may not take too kindly to my tax increase proposal.
We have a secure route through the wings to the side bar, sir.
Excellent.
Thought you might like to see the game
in wide-screen tonight, sir?
Oh, all the better to watch your Tar Heels
get their butts kicked.
Never happen.
I thought you said you were on your way up
in the passenger elevator.
Did I? I meant "Service."
We came up in the service elevator.
In fact, do me a favor, take it back down to the garage.
Let 'em know that we roll in 15 minutes.
Will do.
Sir, we're..
Nighty night.
- What in the-- - Ah, no screaming.
That's not dignified.
(male #3) 'Sweet dreams, Mr. President.'
Certainly cheaper than an election, isn't it?
Change clothes.
Then we'll put his body in the passageway.
Look, what you did to my car. How could you do that?
What I did to your car? You were in my lane.
Hey, I got you there, didn't I?
Hey, buddy, don't try and cut in front of me!
Lois, Lois, relax. We've got plenty of time.
The rehearsal's not till 2:30.
Clark, don't you remember? We moved it up to noon.
The minister's got that important meeting.
- Yo, come on. - We've gotta get through.
Oh, we're cooked. I can practically hear my mother now.
Uncanny how that works.
Yes, mother?
I know we're supposed to be there. We're stuck in traffic.
But not for long.
What?
What? I can't hear you.
Two things cannot be in the same place--
Excuse me, folks, excuse me, can I help you here?
Excuse us, we're talking here.
No, I haven't made my mind up about Cindy.
Look mom, I've gotta go. The accident's about to clear up.
You are going to come in pretty handy.
You should see me take out the garbage.
Hmm..
'ATM machines have hidden cameras.'
Looks like our frog-napper may have made a deposit
he wasn't aware of.
And then my second wedding was in the Dominican Republic
or was it my third?
Anyway, we got the whole thing annulled
and I enrolled in bullfighting school.
So have you ever been married?
You know sometimes, I think she does this
just to make me anxious.
You know, keep the upper hand and all of that.
Oh, I'm sure it's the traffic, just like she said.
Wait a minute, those are not birds of paradise.
I distinctly ordered birds of paradise!
Now, what nitwit changed that?
- This nitwit. - Oh.
Hello, hello, hello, I'm Reverend Bob.
I'll be your host this afternoon.
Hello, how are you?
What are the seven scariest words in the English language?
"I now pronounce you man and wife."
Funny.
Hey, how many brides does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- I don't know. - Well, neither do they.
That's why they have wedding coordinators.
- You hired him? - Don't start.
Uh, sorry we're late.
Oh, hey, look, no problem, you can be late for
the rehearsal, you can even be late for the wedding
just make sure you're not late with my check. Hiyo!
What were we thinking of?
(Bob) Okay, let's start with the rehearsal now, shall we?
Okay, starting with the terrified bachelor
right over here.
- And the best man? - Oh, that's me.
Okay, you'll be standing right over here
wondering if you, uh, forgot the ring or not.
Okay, then the organ will play the music.
'Then the groom's mama will be led down the aisle'
followed by the groom's dada
not to be confused with the art movement.
'Then we got the bride's mommy, followed by the bridesmaids.'
And then we have the maid of honor who is..
Uh...still trying to make it in.
Hey, what's the difference between a maid of honor
and a maid's honor?
About seven beers.
I made a funny, Lily.
'Ba-dump bump. Thank you. Tip the waitresses.'
Uh, Reverend Bob, can we just kinda get on with the..
I'm sorry. Of course. You're, you're right.
I was just practicing my routine a little.
- Your routine? - Yeah, yeah.
I have a try-out this afternoon.
King Neptune Cruise Lines.
There's an open audition for a new comedian
on one of the cruise ships.
That was the important meeting?
Six islands, seven nights, all the shrimp you can eat.
What'd the porcupine say to his wife on their wedding night?
Come on, stay with me.
Sir, everything went off without a hitch.
There wasn't even a hint of a hitch.
It was hitch less.
'Oh, oh, they're resting quietly now'
but they're not talking very much.
Oh, there's the President.
'He's gonna announce phase two.'
Get to a television set if you've got one..
Well, I didn't mean if you got one. I'm sure you got--
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. I am an idiot.
Thank you, sir. Your compliments.
Much thought and consideration
and in contrast to my previous position
I have decided to endorse the proposed
tax decrease for the upcoming..
Decrease? Just yesterday he was talking about an increase.
Maybe a good night's sleep on a nice, soft
hotel mattress changed his mind.
Do I detect a hint of annoyance?
Okay, I'll try the hotel again.
- May I? - Yes, please.
Could you call the airlines, too? I'm worried about Lucy.
C.K! A messenger just dropped this off for you.
Oh. Let's see what Mr. ATM has to say.
The ATM camera records every 10 seconds.
I asked the bank if we could make photos of the tape.
You can't see the pet store on this angle.
Sure you can, it's right here in the background. Kinda fuzzy.
Oh, look. There's Elvis and Jimmy Hoffa...
and the plot to "Showgirls."
Actually, there is someone there.
What's he look like?
Like the head of the President's secret service detail.
The secret service is stealing frogs?
I can't be sure but I do have a license number.
Jimmy! Jimmy.
Could you run this license plate for me, please?
- Yeah. - Thanks.
Lois, is everything alight?
This is just so typical.
You want a big story, you're disappointed.
You think it's a simple frog-napping.
Then the secret service is involved.
National security, foreign intrigue.
This could be it. This could be the Pulitzer.
But...you've got your wedding to consider.
So, what are you supposed to do?
You want the Pulitzer, but you want your wedding.
Do you forget the Pulitzer or do you forget your wedding?
See, I knew something bad was gonna happen
no matter what I do, there's always a part of me
that wants to be doing something else.
Lois, honey.. Nothing's gonna happen.
- What did you say? - Lois.
After that.
Honey.
That's the first time you've ever called me that.
Say it again.
Honey.
That's amazing.
I like it.
I never thought of myself as a honey.
What's happening to me?
So, do you got, uh..
...got any other names in mind?
Oh. Sweetheart?
- Hmm. - Darling.
My little...tornado.
Oh, this is disgusting.
Um, that license you guys gave me was to a rental car.
'It belongs to a corporate account'
'at a place called Greentech.'
The name on the account is Dr. Isaac Mamba.
He's some kind of biologist working on
'cloning and accelerated growth.'
Get this. His research, it involves exotic frogs.
Wow, Clark, we've got to talk to him.
Well, I can try to find him but your mom's on line one.
Hi, mom.
I-I can't understand you.
'Well, move the ice bag.'
What? Well, can't we just..
I see. Alright, bye. Yeah. Keep your feet elevated.
The rehearsal dinner is canceled.
The restaurant was closed by the board of health.
Everything else is booked. We are doomed.
- Lois. - Yes, Clark?
Not every place is booked.
Exactly how guilt-ridden should I feel about this?
Um, not very.
One slice of pepperoni pizza's only about 400 calories.
Not the food.
The fact that we're eating it without parental supervision.
Hey, you had nothing to do with
that restaurant getting shut down.
No, but..
Clark..
...marrying you..
...is the most remarkable thing that's ever happened to me.
And in all this craziness..
...all I really wanted was a few minutes alone
with you to tell you that.
Actually, I think..
...everyone's glad to have the night off.
Except for the toast. Daddy loves giving toasts.
Oh. So I guess right about now he'd probably be saying..
...how sorry he was to have left home
because...he missed out on
seeing his little girl..
...grow up into the most lovely woman..
...that anyone has ever seen.
And my mother would say it served him right.
But then she'd admit..
...that if teaching their child
the value of love was important..
...they'd done their job.
Mm-hmm.
And your parents..
Hmm?
Would remind me that
the son that came to them as the most special of gifts..
...they now share it with me.
And they'd ask me to protect him
with all the strength that he uses to protect others.
Now I guess..
...it's the groom's toast.
I..
...love you...Lois.
I..
And I love you, Clark.
You are the man I never thought I'd meet.
Hmm.
Who brought that?
(Clark) 'I don't know.'
Looks like another...present.
Oh, Lois, take it easy. They probably just dropped it.
"Marrying Clark will be the beginning...of the end."
- Did you see anybody? - Nothing.
Whoever brought that cake is long gone.
First the flowers and now this.
What do you hear?
The neighbor's radio.
(female #1 on radio) 'And sources now report thousands of lives'
'are threatened by the typhoon smashing'
'into the coast of India.'
Go.
Stay here tonight, Lois. Don't do anything foolish.
Nothing foolish.
Love you.
Hello.
Hi, Jimmy. What's up?
What about Dr. Mamba?
He checked in where?
The Metropolis Diamond Hotel? Thanks.
Just doing my job.
That's not exactly foolish.
Who is it?
Lois Lane from "The Daily Planet."
Excuse me.
Don't you think it's a little late for an..
P-please, please come in.
I'd like to ask you a few questions.
- May I take your coat? - Oh, no, that's okay.
Well, won't you sit down here. Make yourself comfortable.
This looks comfortable.
Oh, well, uh, maybe I can pour you a glass of champagne.
I-I'd just really like to ask the questions.
How about dinner for two, room service?
Uh, just the questions.
Just the questions.
Why would someone like you be interested in amphibians?
Well, actually, I'm interested to know
if you have a dark blue rental car.
License plate number, M-R-C-7-0-1?
I do have a dark blue car.
I also have three suits, two tuxedos
three pairs of trousers, socks, shoes, and some undies.
- Would you like to see them? - Uh, I'll pass.
At 12:13 a.m..
Yes.
Someone robbed Phil's Exotic Pet Palace.
No.
And they sent you out on a story like that and pay you?
Well, the robber was driving your dark blue rental car.
He was? Well, the valet service down below
could give the car to anybody.
Besides, I don't tip very much, so you know what it's like.
Well, he looked like he worked for the secret service.
Hmm. Really? How interesting.
Does that ring a bell?
Not even a tinkle.
You know, I've decided to spend the evening in.
I thought maybe you'd like to join me?
Oh, well, no.
Maybe, listen to a little music?
No. Thank you...though.
I have to go.
It's okay, it's okay.
You're a very beautiful woman.
Very sweet, very intelligent.
You do do research with doppelbufo frogs
don't you, Dr. Mamba?
What kind of frogs?
- Doppelbufo. - Doppelbufo.
Well, you're as I said, very intelligent and very beautiful.
Your keen sense should tell you
that this is a hotel suite and not a research lab.
Unfortunately, I'm off to bed
because it's getting late and I want to wish you..
...au revoir.
Goodnight.
Did you hear that?
Most of it.
You just had to get those frogs. Didn't you, huh?
Do you know how to spell stupid? Y-O-U.
Now she's gone.
I want you to follow her.
She gets in a cab, follow her in the cab.
See who she talks to.
If it looks like she's getting close at all
bring her back here.
Threatening gifts, weird frogs
my fiancé's typhoon-fighting in India
it's not even 8 o'clock, what's next?
Lois, I'm not coming to your wedding.
What?
Your father says I'm too controlling
that I'm driving you crazy and I can't leave things alone
so I am leaving things alone.
Send photos.
You are being unreasonable.
Ah. Unreasonable and controlling.
I don't know, why no one mentioned that before?
Well, I have repeatedly for years.
And what did I say?
That I shouldn't wear bangs, that red isn't my color
that I've gained weight, that I slouch when I stand.
Maybe you weren't listening.
I'm really that difficult?
No wonder you turned to Martha.
Oh, I do not turn to Martha.
Lois, I'm unreasonable and controlling, not blind.
Well, I'd rather turn to you, mother. You're my mother.
Face it. You're not easy.
I know.
Mom..
Clark is the best thing in my life
and I almost missed him because I was too busy
controlling my work, my feelings, everything.
I got lucky. He made me notice him.
I just wanted your wedding to be perfect.
Well, I'm marrying the man I love.
It is perfect.
Alright. Well, maybe I have been a little over concerned
but isn't that's a mother's job?
If I let that go, what have I got left?
Everything you had before and more.
We'll be friends.
And I expect my friends at my wedding.
You are so manipulative.
Well, I learned from the best.
Oh, I love you.
So, where've you been anyway?
Oh, the story of my life, a story.
Would you think any of daddy's old medical friends
would know anything about a Dr. Mamba?
I don't know. I suppose you--
Ask him?
That would be very low on the idea meter.
And people say I'm tough.
Look.
He's not human, he's.. He's an alien.
Mother, not all aliens are bad. Assuming there is--
Of course they're bad. They eat your brains, I read the papers.
They abduct women for bizarre sexual experiments.
- 'Bizarre? Like what?' - 'Like..'
Neat.
Secret service! My God, we're going to prison.
I knew I recognized him.
He was there when we tried to check in.
'He's a clone.'
Like that's better than an alien?
Clark and I are working on a story about some stolen frogs
frogs that are used in cloning
and accelerated growth experiments.
This is one of those frogs.
And he had accelerated healing.
And Dr. Mamba's here in Metropolis. It all fits.
Lois, we're gonna pack our bags right now.
We're gonna get a bus or a boat or a dog sledge
and the hell out of Dodge.
Oh, no.
Greentech, Dr. Mamba's corporation
it's owned by Omni Agricultural, a former division of Lexcorp.
- Lex Luthor? - Yeah.
He experimented with clones in the past.
And a former division of Lexcorp built
the Metropolis Diamond Hotel.
He's had this whole thing wired from the beginning.
Quit it.
Why would Lex clone a secret service agent?
He's trying to kill the President.
Come on. Be there.
(Martha) 'Hello.'
Hi, Martha. I'm sorry to wake you. Is Clark there?
Uh, no, honey. He's not here. I think he's still in India.
Oh, when he gets back tell him that Lex Luthor
is trying to kill the President.
He's already made a clone of one secret service agent
and I'm sure there's more.
Tell him to tell Superman if he sees him before I do.
I'm going to warn the President. Bye.
Uh, but Lo..
How will they ever find a time to have some kids?
I'll call 911 from the car. If he moves again, shoot him.
If Clark calls, tell him where I've gone.
Oh, if I don't see you before the wedding
wear the teal outfit instead of the rose. It's much nicer.
Come on.
Phase three complete.
Fax this immediately.
Look, I'm telling you
I have got to talk to him before our deadline.
'I've got to confirm this quote.'
If I don't get it right
then it'll hurt his chances for re-election.
And you'll be out of jobs.
- Mr. President! - Lois, you're up rather late.
Let her in. It's an election year.
Yes, sir.
Mr. President, I have reason to believe that Lex Luthor
is behind an attempt to assassinate you.
What?
The problem is, I think the assassin could be
one of your secret service agents.
Or at least a clone of one of them.
One already tried to kidnap me tonight.
A clone? Lois, I must say, this is fantastic.
It's mind-boggling. Do you have any proof?
Yes, by now the police should have in custody
the clone that tried to kidnap me.
You could examine him.
Lois, I insist you have dinner with me.
Handy things, these secret passages.
'Mr. Luthor certainly was farsighted enough'
to have installed them.
You know, you had everything right about
this whole clone business except one thing
the assassination attempt.
'We didn't have to.'
We already got to the President.
He's a clone, too.
No.
Pretty cool, huh?
Superman!
Get the President! He's a fake! He's a clone!
Lois, please. What next? I started as a frog?
- She's telling the-- - Stop him!
Wait, I can prove it!
We don't have to get violent about this.
Lois, I sure hope you know what you're doing.
Look at his lip. Does that look human to you?
You can't even bleed properly.
Gentlemen, I think you'll find the President
waiting downstairs.
(male #4) 'Come on, you.'
Miss Lane, I believe you have a wedding to prepare for.
That's right. I almost forgot.
You know, Lois being late, that's a rule of nature
but the Reverend Bob?
Where the Sam Hill is he?
Probably practicing his routine.
Don't even say that.
- Lois. - Clark, go away.
It's bad luck to see the bride before the wedding.
Lois, come on. That's just an old superstition.
Maybe it's not. Maybe it's based on truth.
Look at all the bad things that have happened to us.
- Why risk it? - Lois.
Lois, I promise. Nothing is gonna happen, okay?
Mrs. Lane, I have a message from your daughter, Lucy.
Oh, she's at the airport? My God, we got to wait.
- Just my luck. - Well, not exactly.
See? What happened?
'Well, apparently, she was running late for her plane'
and set off the metal detector when she went through.
I guess, she got a bit frustrated at the delay..
Oh, here it comes.
She slugged a security guard, and she's in jail.
And they won't hear bail till Monday.
Your sister will be the death of me yet.
So, uh..
Cindy..
I would..
...be honored--
Yes.
Uh, I'm afraid I have one other bit of bad news.
Reverend Bob can't make it.
Are you kidding me?
He got a gig on a cruise ship that sailed this morning.
But he's trying to find a replacement.
He called me ship-to-shore just a few minutes ago.
Well, I knew it. I knew it. I knew it.
You know, Lex Luthor probably owns the cruise line, too.
Lois, honey, we're going to sort this out, okay.
Lex. Why didn't I think of this?
He's probably the one that sent me all those creepy gifts.
It's making him crazy that I'm marrying you.
See, I knew something bad was gonna happen
and it is happening in space.
Look, Lois, it's over, okay?
Lex is in prison where he's gonna be
for the next 983 years.
Okay? The only thing we have to do today...is get married.
Now, come on, let's get you dressed.
And I'll find a minister.
Uh...normally, I, uh..
...wouldn't reveal this
but...I can marry you.
(Jimmy) 'No way.'
I am an ordained minister
of the first church of Blue Suede Deliverance.
This is no time for bad jokes.
Reverend Bob was enough for a lifetime.
Ma'am, this is no joke.
Alice and I were down at Graceland, one time
celebrating and I saw this on the inside of a matchbook
at this little motel we were staying at.
And well, the rest is history.
Perry, we'd be honored.
Great! I've been to enough weddings
Well, I know exactly what to say..
Sort of, you know... more or less.
Well, I'll just wing it.
Okay.
(Perry) 'Ha-ha-ha! Come on, Jimmy.'
Thank you, Clark.
Uh, Miss Lane?
I need you to sign the wedding license.
- It'll take a minute. - I already signed.
Teacher's pet. Take this.
I haven't straightened your tie since you were a little boy.
- Oh. - I love you.
(Perry) Please be seated.
Friends..
...we're gathered here today to join this man
and this woman in holy matrimony.
Marriage, um..
Well, it's a lot like a newspaper.
Takes a lot of hard work to make it a success.
But if anybody can do it, you two can.
Jimmy, the ring.
Now...repeat after me.
I, Clark, take thee, Lois
to love, honor and cherish
for as long as I live.
I, Clark..
...take thee, Lois
to love, honor
and cherish
for as long as I live.
(Perry) Now repeat after me.
I, Lois..
'...take thee, Clark'
to love, honor and cherish
for as long as I live.
I, Lois..
...take thee, Clark
to love, honor and cherish
for as long as I live.
Now, by the power vested in me by this state
and the first church of Blue Suede Deliverance
I pronounce you husband and wife.
You may kiss the bride.
(male #5 on TV) 'This is L.N.N.'
'L.N.N has just learned that prison authorities'
'released Lex Luthor this morning'
'after they received a Presidential pardon for him.'
'Prison officials were unaware at the time'
'that the pardon had been issued by the false President.'
'A search was immediately begun'
'but so far Mr. Luthor remains at large.'
(female #2) Lois, don't forget to throw the bouquet.
(female #3) The bouquet. Here.
(Clark) Here it comes!
Just think, this time tomorrow, we'll be in Hawaii.
(Lois) 'Maybe we can just stay there.'
(Clark) 'You want it, you got it.'
We'll eat coconuts every day.
'I'll just go up and grab some whenever we need more.'
Sounds great.
Lois?
Is everything alright?
Stand by to be stunned.