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[instrumental music]
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(Lois)
What are you doing here?
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(Clark)
Seeing a movie with Jimmy.
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I think it's oddly
coincidental that
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out of all the movies playing
in all the movie theaters
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we would end up at the same one
at the same time.
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I think that it shows
how we have the same
tastes.
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I walked out.
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So did I.
Jimmy loved
it.
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I walked out because the plot
has just warmed over Bambi
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without the political
subtext. You?
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I fell asleep. What difference
does it make why I walked out?
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'Cause I think it shows
how we look at the same
thing..
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...differently.
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I think we're
completely in sync.
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Oh, yeah. We're so in sync
that when you broke up with
me
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for my own good,
you figured I'd probably
know
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it was for the best,
because we're so in
sync.
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We're about as in
sync
as the English
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in a Japanese horror film.
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Lois, I was wrong,
and I admitted it.
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- You can't stay mad.
- Oh, yes, I can.
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You can fly, I can stay
mad.
It's a gift.
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- 'Hi, Lois.'
- Michelle.
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Clark, I want you to meet
Michelle and Arnold Sitkowitz.
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'My neighbors.'
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Oh, you two make
an adorable
couple.
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Oh, I hope you'll be
as happy as Arnold and me.
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Ten years
and never a cross word.
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[moaning]
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- Well, it's getting late.
- Yeah, yeah.
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See you tomorrow.
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Nice meeting you.
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[sighs]
Ten years.
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(male #1)
'Arnold and Michelle
Sitkowitz.'
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Where'd that come from?
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Look, Arnold,
a burning bush.
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'Do not be afraid,
for you have been chosen.'
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Chosen for what?
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[tires screech]
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[indistinct chatter]
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[theme music]
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[music continues]
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You do have an
alibi
for last night?
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Alibi?
Why do I need an alibi?
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(Star)
'That lady with the cop..'
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Michelle Sitkowitz's
sister Louise.
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She lives across
town,
and the Sitkowitz's
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were supposed to be
at her place last
night.
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They play poker
every Thursday.
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Is there anything that
goes on in this building
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that you don't
find out about?
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No. Anyway, Arnold
and Michelle never made
it.
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So, maybe they went
someplace else last night.
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No. Louis and
Michelle
are very close.
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- Michelle would've called.
- Excuse me.
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Anyway, Louise got worried,
so she came over here last
night
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and the
Sitkowitz's
never came home.
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- What?
- That's right. Vanished.
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That's so weird. I just
introduced them to Clark.
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Happiest couple I have ever
met,
besides you and Clark.
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From time to time.
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I hope Louise
doesn't mind me butting in.
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- What can you do?
- I'm a reporter.
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I can make some noise
about this, you know
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people disappear
in this city all the
time
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and nobody seems to care.
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I'm not gonna let that happen
to Arnold and Michelle.
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I've unpacked
some brownies for
now.
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And I'm putting the rest
in the freezer.
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And my homemade apple sauce
is in the fridge.
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Mom, every time you guys
visit me
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you bring enough
food
for the winter.
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Well, that's what we do, honey.
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Take care of our boy
with his favorite food
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good advice
and unconditional
support.
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No big deal.
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I wish the rest of the world
worked that way.
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I mean, a guy makes one
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admittedly big mistake, and bam!
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The door slams
closed
in his face
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and the supreme court is
not hearing any appeals.
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Trouble with Lois, huh?
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Remember that great idea I had
about breaking up with Lois
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because being close to me
put her at risk?
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Yeah. We were afraid
that wouldn't sit too well.
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I mean, don't you think
she's sort of
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making a mountain
out of a molehill here?
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Well, frankly, Clark, I have
to go with Lois on this one.
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- Dad?
- I have to go with your
mother.
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Ah! It's not supposed
to work like this.
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You guys are my parents.
You're supposed to side with
me.
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Well, we do take your
side,
in the big picture.
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We want you to be happy.
And Lois makes you happy.
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Unless you make her unhappy
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and then she makes you unhappy,
and that makes us unhappy.
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Son...love and marriage
are a partnership.
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Both people are equal
in that partnership.
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Bottom line, they make
their decisions together.
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So what are you
saying,
I should go
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crawling back
on my hands and knees?
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No, honey.
Fly back. It's faster.
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Chief. I really do want
to devote some time
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to the Sitkowitz disappearance.
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So you said, Lois, and I'm sure
your neighbors are lovely people
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but it's not exactly hard news.
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No, I think it is.
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Out of the 531 people
missing last year
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do you realize that
a large percentage of them
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are married couples.
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You're reaching, Lois.
Oh, shh.
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(Perry)
'My man, Larry Smiley.'
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Well, howdy, howdy, howdy, and
welcome to..
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Larry Smiley. Isn't he the
guy
that runs that place..
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The Institute of Love
and Dependence?
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Commitment. Love and commitment.
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This man's a visionary.
Alice and I went on his
retreat.
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It sure opened our eyes.
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...steps that I learned
at the knee of my beloved mama.
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Who made her marriage
a true romance.
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Sit back and relax
and listen to my guests.
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They'll tell you
the straight poop.
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- Michelle and Arnold, howdy.
- 'That's them!'
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That's Michelle and Arnold.
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Well, she told me she taped
something last month.
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I had no idea it was this.
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I was hoping
you might share with us
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how my principles on equal
opportunity lovingness
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'have affected your life.'
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Well, Larry, Arnold and I
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always thought we had
the perfect marriage.
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Ten years
and never a cross
word.
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But thanks to your lessons
of sharing and unity
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we now are unified
in our sharing.
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They does sound like they
really
believe in this guy.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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You know without Larry
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my marriage would've been
a shutout.
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As it is, we're
heading
into extra innings.
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[knock on door]
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Morning, chief, Lois.
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- Listen, I can come back.
- 'No, no, no, no, no.'
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Just a minute.
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I've been meaning
to talk to you two.
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'Now, I can't help but notice'
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the chill, going on
between you two.
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'If you need a friendly ear
to bend, I'm it.'
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But just don't let
whatever it is hurt your
work.
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Okay?
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Chief, I think Clark and I
are
both professional enough
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to behave...uh, professionally.
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Good, because partners need to
know they can count on each..
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- 'Superman, help.'
- Cover for each other.
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Gee, would you look at the
time.
I've got to go get, uh..
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Choco-Chocolate
monster chip ice cream.
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Go, before they sell out.
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Yeah, I..
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You know that boy would walk
on water for you.
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Or he'd drown trying.
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[instrumental music]
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[groans]
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Here you go.
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- Hi. Where are you off to?
- The interview.
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- What interview?
- Didn't I tell you?
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No, but since you're
hardly
speaking to me, I guess
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this is one of those things
that
you hardly spoke to me about.
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I wanna talk to the friends
and
family of the missing couples
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see if we can find
any common links.
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We're due at
Emerson's Cafe at noon.
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Lois, I'm kind of
busy.
Excuse me.
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Oh, isn't he something?
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Yeah.
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Thanks to him, the sisters and I
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will still be able to
bring
our toy collection
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to the orphanage.
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Superman
is a national
treasure.
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Oh.
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You know,
it's just
wonderful
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being angry
at a national
treasure.
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Lois, I can't help it.
People like me. I help them.
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- You used to like me.
- I still like you.
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I'm just upset,
and even though it's your
fault
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I feel like it's
mine.
Good old Clark.
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Good old Superman,
crabby old Lois.
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And even if I could tell
someone the issue, which I
can't
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they'd still think you were the
good guy and I was the bad guy.
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Can you, can you hang on?
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Oh, sisters, look. He's saving
the toys from being scorched.
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Of course.
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Oh, bless you.
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- I'm sorry. You were saying?
- Nothing.
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I'm gonna be a professional,
and go to the interview
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and internalize my feelings
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so I get an ulcer
the size of Cleveland.
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[sighs]
Women.. Earth women.
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I guess you didn't have
any trouble parking.
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Uh, Mr. Hansen.
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- Lois Lane.
- Good to meet you.
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Mr. Hansen here says that
his brother and
sister-in-law
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vanished last month.
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They were struggling
artists,
only been married a year.
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They moved here from Dayton.
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So they had nothing in common
with the Sitkowitz's.
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They didn't by any chance
have a wonderful
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seemingly perfect
marriage, did they?
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- Oh, no, not at all.
- It was worth a shot.
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In fact, up until two months
ago, Inga spoke of divorce
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and moving back to Dayton.
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What changed her mind?
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A place called
the Larry Smiley Institute.
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For love and commitment?
They went there?
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They said that this Smiley
fella
restored their relationship.
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He rebuilt their trust
in each other
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and promised them
a hopeful future.
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And then they disappeared.
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[intense music]
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What is this?
What do you want with us?
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Oh, no.
Oh, my God.
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Michelle!
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Aah!
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[indistinct chatter]
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Hi.
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Come see these.
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Got hold of a group photo
of the Sitkowitz's
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at the Larry Smiley Institute.
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And another of the Hansens
with their group.
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I had the computer narrow
the missing persons
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for the past two years down to
just missing married couples.
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So, if we can cross
reference
the names on these
pictures
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with the list
of missing
couples
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maybe we can find
some matches.
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Is this the kinda
conversations
that we're gonna have
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from now on?
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I'll go cross reference these.
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Lois...here.
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Four matches.
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And from these two photos alone
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four couples have
vanished
in the past two years.
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Who knows how many have
disappeared
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from other sessions
at the institute.
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I mean, Perry, you might
even be at risk.
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Aw, come on now, Lois.
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If there was something
sinister
there, you don't think
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an old news hound like myself
wouldn't sense it?
246
00:12:26,751 --> 00:12:29,668
Maybe. Or maybe it's just
really well hidden, chief.
247
00:12:29,751 --> 00:12:32,293
Yeah. Yeah...possibly.
248
00:12:32,376 --> 00:12:34,873
Anyway, if you wanted
to nose around
249
00:12:34,210 --> 00:12:36,751
it'd have to be
kind of a, an undercover
250
00:12:36,835 --> 00:12:38,251
sniff-it-out type of thing.
251
00:12:38,335 --> 00:12:40,043
That's not exactly
what I was getting at.
252
00:12:40,873 --> 00:12:41,335
You know, as a matter of fact
253
00:12:41,418 --> 00:12:42,876
'I could make arrangements
for you'
254
00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:44,043
'to go on the next retreat'
255
00:12:44,873 --> 00:12:45,335
as a married couple.
256
00:12:45,418 --> 00:12:46,710
Oh, no, no.
257
00:12:46,793 --> 00:12:48,668
No, that's just not,
just not a good idea.
258
00:12:48,751 --> 00:12:51,463
- Not at this time, chief.
- 'No? Why?'
259
00:12:51,168 --> 00:12:52,876
Surely not
for personal reasons.
260
00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:54,376
I mean 'cause you both said
that nothing would
261
00:12:54,460 --> 00:12:56,293
stand in the way
of your professionalism.
262
00:12:56,376 --> 00:12:58,168
No...no..
263
00:12:59,876 --> 00:13:02,873
No, no...just don't think
it's a good idea.
264
00:13:02,210 --> 00:13:06,001
Oh, oh, okay, well,
your sentiments are duly
noted.
265
00:13:10,460 --> 00:13:13,251
Don't you guys think you
should
get out of here and pack?
266
00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:15,463
[instrumental music]
267
00:13:16,918 --> 00:13:19,835
Each of our guest goes by
the name of an animal species.
268
00:13:19,918 --> 00:13:24,463
Symbolic of the primal urge
to mate and further the
species.
269
00:13:24,168 --> 00:13:26,710
Larry wants two of every kind.
270
00:13:26,793 --> 00:13:30,293
You guys will be known as
"The Hawks." They mate for
life.
271
00:13:30,376 --> 00:13:31,668
What were
the Sitkowitz's called?
272
00:13:31,751 --> 00:13:34,251
- The Badgers.
- Here we are.
273
00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:36,751
I'll just jot your name up
on the doorway
274
00:13:36,835 --> 00:13:39,001
'and we'll be on our way.'
275
00:13:39,463 --> 00:13:40,668
- Nope.
- What?
276
00:13:40,751 --> 00:13:42,460
We don't like this cabin.
277
00:13:42,543 --> 00:13:44,001
We don't?
278
00:13:44,463 --> 00:13:47,793
Honey...it-it faces east.
The winds are from the south.
279
00:13:47,876 --> 00:13:49,668
You know how you get.
280
00:13:51,418 --> 00:13:53,585
Oh, yes.
I...get
ugly.
281
00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:56,460
Really ugly.
282
00:13:56,543 --> 00:13:58,918
[instrumental music]
283
00:13:59,001 --> 00:14:00,543
Okay.
284
00:14:05,873 --> 00:14:06,460
Unh-unh.
285
00:14:09,876 --> 00:14:11,463
Mmnh.
286
00:14:15,710 --> 00:14:18,710
Sir, I'm running out of cabins.
287
00:14:18,793 --> 00:14:20,626
Perhaps this one will do.
288
00:14:27,376 --> 00:14:31,001
Yes. This will be just fine.
Won't it, pumpkin?
289
00:14:31,463 --> 00:14:35,251
Uh...yep
.
Fine.
290
00:14:35,335 --> 00:14:36,626
Fine.
291
00:14:37,876 --> 00:14:39,543
'Enjoy your stay.'
292
00:14:41,418 --> 00:14:43,168
Hope things work out.
293
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:46,960
Okay. What was that all about?
294
00:14:47,043 --> 00:14:50,418
You said the Sitkowitz's
were the Badgers, right?
295
00:14:50,501 --> 00:14:52,293
Well..
296
00:14:55,418 --> 00:14:56,960
This was their cabin?
297
00:14:57,043 --> 00:14:58,460
I thought it might be useful.
298
00:15:00,873 --> 00:15:01,918
Lois, your...dress.
299
00:15:02,001 --> 00:15:03,918
That's okay, I'll change.
300
00:15:05,418 --> 00:15:08,376
So...this is where they slept.
301
00:15:09,918 --> 00:15:14,293
Arnold probably sat right in
that chair. Happy he came
here.
302
00:15:14,376 --> 00:15:17,793
Michelle probably
sat at this desk.
303
00:15:17,876 --> 00:15:20,668
Scared of something,
writing her sister.
304
00:15:23,463 --> 00:15:25,376
Boy, this wood is so soft.
305
00:15:25,460 --> 00:15:27,960
You can see years
of imprints of writing.
306
00:15:30,293 --> 00:15:33,751
Hey, Clark...do you think
you could lift out
307
00:15:33,835 --> 00:15:36,668
Michelle's handwriting
from the others?
308
00:15:36,751 --> 00:15:41,543
You know, using your, um...
vision...gizmo.
309
00:15:41,626 --> 00:15:47,668
Lois, vision gizmo doesn't
sound
particularly...cool.
310
00:15:47,751 --> 00:15:49,960
You know?
Yeah.
311
00:15:58,873 --> 00:15:59,460
Got it.
312
00:15:59,543 --> 00:16:01,585
This is where she wrote
it,
alright.
313
00:16:01,668 --> 00:16:05,418
Anything else? She said
in the letter Smiley scared
her.
314
00:16:05,501 --> 00:16:11,460
There's one other thing.
"Kathy. 4:30. Meditation
tree."
315
00:16:11,543 --> 00:16:13,463
Who's Kathy?
316
00:16:13,168 --> 00:16:16,376
(Jeremy)
Male and female hawk?
Your bags.
317
00:16:16,460 --> 00:16:18,168
Good. I've got to change.
Thanks.
318
00:16:18,251 --> 00:16:21,418
Larry Smiley's waiting.
First session's starting now.
319
00:16:21,501 --> 00:16:23,210
Wait a minute.
Where's my suitcase?
320
00:16:24,835 --> 00:16:26,873
Where's my suitcase?
321
00:16:27,376 --> 00:16:28,793
Harmonicity.
322
00:16:28,876 --> 00:16:31,463
Well, you can put away
your Funk & Wagnalls, folks.
323
00:16:31,168 --> 00:16:34,463
That ain't English.
It's what I call a Larryism.
324
00:16:34,168 --> 00:16:37,543
'Harmonicity is a blend,
if you will'
325
00:16:37,626 --> 00:16:39,418
'of complementary desires.'
326
00:16:39,501 --> 00:16:42,460
And as my dear mama would say
that's exactly
327
00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:45,918
what mother nature intended
for marriage to be.
328
00:16:46,001 --> 00:16:48,543
Now how about it, folks?
We got harmonicity?
329
00:16:48,626 --> 00:16:50,335
(in unison)
Yeah.
330
00:16:50,418 --> 00:16:52,293
Heck, then,
let's all take hands.
331
00:16:52,376 --> 00:16:54,585
Smile on yourselves.
332
00:16:54,668 --> 00:16:56,418
'Aw, mama, I can feel it.'
333
00:16:56,501 --> 00:16:58,626
I feel the harmony.
I feel the love.
334
00:16:58,710 --> 00:17:00,418
(Clark)
'It's not like I did it
on purpose.'
335
00:17:00,501 --> 00:17:02,793
(Lois)
Well, my bag was there
right on the stoop.
336
00:17:02,876 --> 00:17:04,293
I thought you
put it in the car.
337
00:17:04,376 --> 00:17:06,585
You know maybe, subconsciously
you have some need..
338
00:17:10,585 --> 00:17:13,460
- Hi.
- Male and female hawk.
339
00:17:13,543 --> 00:17:15,501
And not a moment too soon.
340
00:17:19,876 --> 00:17:22,501
No, no, no. Stay standing.
Let's get right to work.
341
00:17:22,585 --> 00:17:25,668
You know around here,
we speak blunt speak.
342
00:17:25,751 --> 00:17:27,501
And that is a, uh, what?
343
00:17:28,835 --> 00:17:32,293
- Larryism.
- Right you are, female
lemur.
344
00:17:32,376 --> 00:17:34,335
(Larry)
'And bluntly speaking'
345
00:17:34,418 --> 00:17:36,585
'you two have got to stop
dressing alike.'
346
00:17:36,668 --> 00:17:39,418
I mean, look at yourself, honey.
Do you hate your feminine side?
347
00:17:39,501 --> 00:17:42,001
- What? No.
- No, she's very feminine.
348
00:17:42,463 --> 00:17:45,335
Oh, now see, this is what
I call the echo pattern.
349
00:17:45,418 --> 00:17:47,876
She basically says something,
and you just gotta chime in.
350
00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:49,210
That pretty much
the way it works?
351
00:17:49,293 --> 00:17:50,543
- No.
- Of course not.
352
00:17:50,626 --> 00:17:52,168
(Larry)
'Son, don't allow this.'
353
00:17:52,251 --> 00:17:54,001
You gotta sing
your own song.
354
00:17:54,463 --> 00:17:59,168
- It takes two tones for..
- Harmonicity!
355
00:17:59,251 --> 00:18:01,710
(Larry)
'Harmonicity.'
356
00:18:01,793 --> 00:18:03,501
Please be seated.
357
00:18:03,585 --> 00:18:07,463
'Let's all close our eyes
and go to that safe place'
358
00:18:07,168 --> 00:18:09,876
where we find
our own pure tone.
359
00:18:11,501 --> 00:18:13,960
[all sighing]
360
00:18:20,543 --> 00:18:21,876
(male #2)
'It's really great group
this week.'
361
00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:23,751
'They're really catching on.'
362
00:18:23,835 --> 00:18:25,335
It's Kathy.
363
00:18:25,418 --> 00:18:27,043
Larry!
364
00:18:27,873 --> 00:18:29,335
Larry, female hawk
is whispering.
365
00:18:29,418 --> 00:18:30,918
Tch, tch, tch.
366
00:18:31,001 --> 00:18:34,043
Female hawk.. You're riding
on a horse called domination
367
00:18:34,873 --> 00:18:36,335
and you won't get off.
Does she need a time out?
368
00:18:36,418 --> 00:18:38,168
(in unison)
Yes!
369
00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:40,918
(Larry)
'Step on the outside, female
hawk and don't you return'
370
00:18:41,001 --> 00:18:43,168
'until you're singin'
with the choir.'
371
00:18:43,251 --> 00:18:45,543
Oh...really?
372
00:18:46,668 --> 00:18:51,376
Do I have to?
Aw...shucks.
373
00:18:54,668 --> 00:18:57,210
You know somethin'? You got
a tiger by the tail there,
boy.
374
00:18:57,293 --> 00:18:59,376
[chuckles]
Tell me about it.
375
00:19:01,710 --> 00:19:04,585
- Kathy!
- Oh, hi, female hawk.
376
00:19:04,668 --> 00:19:07,668
Hi, we're having a great time.
377
00:19:07,751 --> 00:19:09,251
Some friends of ours
recommended it.
378
00:19:09,335 --> 00:19:11,293
Arnold
and Michelle Sitkowitz?
379
00:19:11,376 --> 00:19:14,251
Wonderful people. Did you ever
get a chance to talk to them?
380
00:19:14,335 --> 00:19:15,876
No. Never.
I don't know
them.
381
00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:18,960
Are you sure? 'Cause I-I
thought
that they mentioned you.
382
00:19:19,043 --> 00:19:20,501
No, I don't know them.
383
00:19:22,210 --> 00:19:23,585
Huh.
384
00:19:24,835 --> 00:19:26,418
Fire.
385
00:19:26,501 --> 00:19:28,960
Symbol of light
where there was darkness.
386
00:19:30,043 --> 00:19:31,876
Warmth where there was cold.
387
00:19:33,710 --> 00:19:35,751
And most assuredly
388
00:19:35,835 --> 00:19:38,043
purification of the impure.
389
00:19:40,460 --> 00:19:42,793
You hear that, Kathy?
390
00:19:42,876 --> 00:19:46,793
Betraying my trust would be
an awfully impure thing to
do.
391
00:19:46,876 --> 00:19:51,043
- Larry, I'd never betray--
- Wouldn't you, honey?
392
00:19:51,873 --> 00:19:53,335
You real sure about that?
393
00:19:55,918 --> 00:19:58,168
You mess with fire,
you gonna get burned.
394
00:19:59,751 --> 00:20:01,960
Whoa, hear that?
395
00:20:02,043 --> 00:20:03,835
The phone.
396
00:20:06,501 --> 00:20:08,751
Y'ello.
397
00:20:08,835 --> 00:20:11,168
Yes, sir, boss. Smiley here.
398
00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:14,168
'You don't say.
I know you're busy, sir.'
399
00:20:14,251 --> 00:20:18,835
Say hi to everyone for me.
A-and bless you, too, sir.
400
00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:21,876
Yep. Yep, that was God,
everybody.
401
00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:24,251
'And God has news.'
402
00:20:24,335 --> 00:20:26,626
Seems everybody in Heaven
is talkin' about us.
403
00:20:26,710 --> 00:20:29,501
'Everybody in Heaven is sayin'
that, them Smiley people'
404
00:20:29,585 --> 00:20:32,168
gonna be the rulers
of the new dawn.
405
00:20:32,251 --> 00:20:33,835
That's what I promised you,
isn't it?
406
00:20:33,918 --> 00:20:35,501
(all)
'Yes.'
407
00:20:35,585 --> 00:20:37,793
A place by my side
in a better world.
408
00:20:39,001 --> 00:20:41,585
Boy and girls,
a new day's at hand.
409
00:20:41,668 --> 00:20:44,335
The countdown has begun.
410
00:20:44,418 --> 00:20:47,376
Darlin', did you hear?
We're almost there.
411
00:20:48,793 --> 00:20:50,710
The new dawn.
412
00:20:50,793 --> 00:20:53,168
I'll meet you
for bacon and
eggs.
413
00:20:53,251 --> 00:20:55,168
Jimmy, if the photos
don't come
414
00:20:55,251 --> 00:20:58,876
just tell 'em to lock
down
the front page and
roll.
415
00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:01,460
Aw, brother.
Where is she?
416
00:21:01,543 --> 00:21:02,876
I thought you hated
the symphony, chief.
417
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:05,210
I do, Jimmy,
that's why I'm standing
here
418
00:21:05,293 --> 00:21:08,918
in this monkey suit. Waiting for
my wife, who loves the symphony.
419
00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:12,210
And with whom
I am on very thin
ice.
420
00:21:12,293 --> 00:21:17,251
So I can plunk down a
thousand
smackers for bad seats
421
00:21:17,335 --> 00:21:19,960
on a charity opening night.
422
00:21:20,043 --> 00:21:22,376
Now, son...
when you get married
423
00:21:22,460 --> 00:21:26,335
this will all
make
perfect sense.
424
00:21:26,418 --> 00:21:27,835
Right.
425
00:21:27,918 --> 00:21:29,626
Aw! Hi, dumplin'.
426
00:21:29,710 --> 00:21:32,376
Hello, Mrs. White. Chief,
I'm gonna stay till we roll.
427
00:21:32,460 --> 00:21:33,960
Okay, bud. Thank you.
428
00:21:36,335 --> 00:21:38,460
[intense music]
429
00:21:40,876 --> 00:21:44,335
Judas priest. What in
Sam Hill's going on here?
430
00:21:44,418 --> 00:21:45,751
[indistinct]
431
00:21:45,835 --> 00:21:47,335
[thumping]
432
00:21:47,418 --> 00:21:49,710
Alice?
433
00:21:49,793 --> 00:21:51,251
Jimmy!
434
00:21:51,335 --> 00:21:52,751
[tires screeching]
435
00:21:56,168 --> 00:21:59,873
Scared to death, I just
mentioned the Sitkowitz name
436
00:21:59,210 --> 00:22:01,460
Kathy turned white
as a ghost.
437
00:22:01,543 --> 00:22:03,168
Well, I scanned the whole area.
438
00:22:03,251 --> 00:22:05,501
There's no sight
or sound of 'em.
439
00:22:05,585 --> 00:22:07,335
So either
they're not
here
440
00:22:07,418 --> 00:22:09,043
or they're in
a lead-lined
room.
441
00:22:09,873 --> 00:22:11,251
[sighs]
Or they're dead.
442
00:22:22,043 --> 00:22:24,293
This...is not a bed.
443
00:22:24,376 --> 00:22:27,001
[chuckles]
No. This is a bed.
444
00:22:27,463 --> 00:22:30,293
Actually,
it's a very large bed.
445
00:22:30,376 --> 00:22:33,335
- This is business.
- Yeah.
446
00:22:34,710 --> 00:22:36,168
You think I can't handle this?
447
00:22:36,251 --> 00:22:39,463
'I-I can handle this.
I can handle this just
fine.'
448
00:22:40,543 --> 00:22:42,168
[sighs]
449
00:22:42,251 --> 00:22:45,293
[instrumental music]
450
00:22:45,376 --> 00:22:46,793
[yawns]
451
00:22:46,876 --> 00:22:49,418
Your life is so strange.
452
00:22:49,501 --> 00:22:51,626
And getting stranger
by the minute.
453
00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:56,626
Lois, flying, for me,
is a piece of cake.
454
00:22:56,710 --> 00:22:58,501
'I've been doing it
since high school.'
455
00:22:58,585 --> 00:23:00,668
What happens if I screw up?
456
00:23:00,751 --> 00:23:03,585
Lose a little altitude?
457
00:23:03,668 --> 00:23:08,585
But being in a relationship,
it's completely new.
458
00:23:08,668 --> 00:23:12,501
If I blow this
...I lose everything.
459
00:23:14,251 --> 00:23:21,293
Oh, Clark, I'm not actually
as good at romance as I look.
460
00:23:21,376 --> 00:23:23,210
Really?
461
00:23:23,293 --> 00:23:26,251
I mean, my life's basically
been about work.
462
00:23:26,335 --> 00:23:28,668
I'm just trying to figure
this
out like you are.
463
00:23:28,751 --> 00:23:32,918
So we'll...help each other.
464
00:23:33,001 --> 00:23:36,463
I know I don't always
respond appropriately.
465
00:23:36,168 --> 00:23:37,501
Neither do I.
466
00:23:37,585 --> 00:23:41,460
And I don't always know
how to express how I feel.
467
00:23:41,543 --> 00:23:45,043
And I get...tongue tied
sometimes.
468
00:23:50,873 --> 00:23:53,335
But I do know you
broke my heart.
469
00:23:55,460 --> 00:23:58,543
And you just have to
let me work that out.
470
00:23:58,626 --> 00:24:01,043
You can't expect me
to just snap out of it.
471
00:24:03,463 --> 00:24:04,376
I will.
472
00:24:05,668 --> 00:24:07,460
And I don't.
473
00:24:09,376 --> 00:24:10,626
[instrumental music]
474
00:24:18,751 --> 00:24:21,585
- Goodnight, Lois.
- Goodnight, Clark.
475
00:24:32,835 --> 00:24:35,293
[thunder rumbling]
476
00:24:43,001 --> 00:24:44,710
[sighs]
477
00:24:58,168 --> 00:24:59,460
[gasps]
478
00:24:59,543 --> 00:25:00,585
Aah!
479
00:25:00,668 --> 00:25:02,543
Ow! What are you doing?
480
00:25:04,251 --> 00:25:05,585
Please get off of me.
481
00:25:05,668 --> 00:25:08,168
I would if you'd
just hold still.
482
00:25:08,251 --> 00:25:10,418
Hey, pal...been there.
483
00:25:13,793 --> 00:25:16,873
- It was an accident.
- Falling from floating?
484
00:25:16,210 --> 00:25:17,543
That's not possible.
485
00:25:17,626 --> 00:25:19,751
I guess, you're better
at it than I am, huh?
486
00:25:19,835 --> 00:25:22,585
Alright. Alright.
487
00:25:22,668 --> 00:25:24,293
I got scared.
488
00:25:24,376 --> 00:25:27,626
Let's just...calm down.
489
00:25:27,710 --> 00:25:29,873
[crashing]
490
00:25:29,210 --> 00:25:30,543
It's okay, it's just a rock.
491
00:25:30,626 --> 00:25:32,710
You know, I sleep like a baby
in Metropolis.
492
00:25:32,793 --> 00:25:35,668
What is so relaxing
about the stupid mountains?
493
00:25:39,210 --> 00:25:43,293
Says, "Meet me at the
Meditation
Tree tomorrow at midnight."
494
00:25:43,376 --> 00:25:45,043
Signed, "Guess who?"
495
00:25:46,463 --> 00:25:47,543
[dramatic music]
496
00:25:47,626 --> 00:25:50,710
If this is some pathetic bid
for notoriety
497
00:25:50,793 --> 00:25:54,873
let me, let me just tell you,
tell you something right now.
498
00:25:54,210 --> 00:25:57,793
The Daily Planet does not deal
with kidnappers.
499
00:26:00,668 --> 00:26:02,960
Greetings, male wombat.
500
00:26:03,043 --> 00:26:05,501
Things okay with you
and female wombat?
501
00:26:05,585 --> 00:26:08,960
Huh? Uh, uh, huh, yeah.
502
00:26:09,043 --> 00:26:12,168
Sure, Larry, uh..
Where's Alice?
503
00:26:12,251 --> 00:26:15,751
Is this some kind of a spot
progress check or something?
504
00:26:15,835 --> 00:26:19,751
Because let me tell you,
you've
taken years off my life here.
505
00:26:19,835 --> 00:26:23,668
You'll gain 'em all back,
in the new dawn.
506
00:26:23,751 --> 00:26:26,418
- The new what?
- It's where we're all
going.
507
00:26:26,501 --> 00:26:30,043
All the most promising
graduates
of the Larry Smiley institute
508
00:26:30,873 --> 00:26:34,543
for love and commitment.
I got me two of every kind.
509
00:26:34,626 --> 00:26:39,043
Farmers, doctors,
lawyers and you.
510
00:26:39,873 --> 00:26:41,710
Why, you, of all people,
should see where I'm headed.
511
00:26:41,793 --> 00:26:44,876
Yeah. A little white room
with rubber on the walls.
512
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:47,501
Hee hee hee!
Don't rile me, boy.
513
00:26:47,585 --> 00:26:50,001
- I'll leave you to drown.
- Drown?
514
00:26:51,210 --> 00:26:53,293
Didn't I mention?
I'm flooding the Earth.
515
00:26:54,626 --> 00:26:57,960
Oh. Well, uh, okay.
516
00:26:58,043 --> 00:27:00,876
I'll just, uh, grab Alice
and be on my way.
517
00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:03,251
Thanks, man. I appreciate it.
Hey!
518
00:27:03,335 --> 00:27:05,960
God has made it real clear
what I gotta do.
519
00:27:07,251 --> 00:27:10,960
Start over.
Get rid of everyone.
520
00:27:11,043 --> 00:27:12,918
Except for the chosen,
of course.
521
00:27:14,168 --> 00:27:16,873
Uh, uh, Larry..
522
00:27:17,210 --> 00:27:19,918
Larry, stay, stay with me now.
523
00:27:20,001 --> 00:27:22,543
You can't flood the Earth.
524
00:27:22,626 --> 00:27:25,251
It's not,
it's not possible, Larry.
525
00:27:25,335 --> 00:27:28,463
You know one of the advantages
of healing the famous
526
00:27:28,168 --> 00:27:30,335
and the
accomplished,
is that the little
devils
527
00:27:30,418 --> 00:27:34,251
are capable of building
the doggonedest
contraptions.
528
00:27:37,463 --> 00:27:43,168
Behold...the Aqua Plus 1000
Storm-Maker.
529
00:27:43,251 --> 00:27:44,751
Neat, huh?
530
00:27:44,835 --> 00:27:47,918
Dammit, man!
Where's
Alice?
531
00:27:48,001 --> 00:27:50,293
I-I want to see her, please.
532
00:27:55,043 --> 00:27:58,460
Oh, my gosh.
What have you done to her, man?
533
00:27:58,543 --> 00:28:00,626
Suspended animation.
534
00:28:00,710 --> 00:28:03,876
Her life signs are hovering
just above death.
535
00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:06,418
But, like all the others
she'll be revived
536
00:28:06,501 --> 00:28:09,793
as soon as the waters recede
and the new dawn breaks.
537
00:28:13,463 --> 00:28:15,168
Aah!
538
00:28:19,418 --> 00:28:21,376
[birds chirping]
539
00:28:21,460 --> 00:28:22,626
[sighs]
540
00:28:24,335 --> 00:28:26,873
Clark?
541
00:28:32,210 --> 00:28:35,043
Well, you're really racking up
the frequent flyer miles.
542
00:28:36,168 --> 00:28:37,960
That was sweet.
543
00:28:38,043 --> 00:28:39,335
I know..
544
00:28:39,418 --> 00:28:41,251
Group time. Ready?
545
00:28:41,335 --> 00:28:43,376
Superman.
546
00:28:43,460 --> 00:28:45,543
Female hawk,
you know Superman?
547
00:28:45,626 --> 00:28:50,585
Uh, well, yeah, kind of.
We have the same dentist.
548
00:28:50,668 --> 00:28:53,960
Clark. Clark, are y-you gonna
be
out of the shower soon?
549
00:28:54,043 --> 00:28:55,210
Superman's leaving.
550
00:28:55,293 --> 00:28:58,835
Oh, oh, you know,
it would be so great
551
00:28:58,918 --> 00:29:01,210
if Superman could
join our session.
552
00:29:01,293 --> 00:29:02,835
Superman's here?
553
00:29:02,918 --> 00:29:04,585
So many people here
could benefit
554
00:29:04,668 --> 00:29:07,918
from your fairness and wisdom.
555
00:29:08,001 --> 00:29:10,335
- I really have to go--
- No, no. He's gonna have to
go.
556
00:29:10,418 --> 00:29:13,668
Isn't it your job
to help people in need?
557
00:29:15,376 --> 00:29:19,751
I just want Brian to make me
feel validated, is all.
558
00:29:19,835 --> 00:29:22,751
You want validation,
go to a parking lot.
559
00:29:22,835 --> 00:29:25,376
It's the same argument
we've been having for weeks.
560
00:29:25,460 --> 00:29:28,210
I take a job for more money
and better benefits
561
00:29:28,293 --> 00:29:30,543
and she complains
because we didn't discuss it.
562
00:29:30,626 --> 00:29:32,918
The job is in Tibet.
563
00:29:33,001 --> 00:29:38,710
All I am saying is we
should've
talked this through.
564
00:29:38,793 --> 00:29:41,918
- I hear you there.
- Female hawk, must you?
565
00:29:43,543 --> 00:29:45,251
Sorry.
566
00:29:45,335 --> 00:29:46,793
She is a challenge.
567
00:29:46,876 --> 00:29:48,835
Okay, so maybe I was rash.
568
00:29:48,918 --> 00:29:50,710
I said I was sorry.
569
00:29:50,793 --> 00:29:52,710
I only had our best interests
at heart.
570
00:29:52,793 --> 00:29:54,043
Ha!
571
00:29:55,376 --> 00:29:58,418
It-it's none of my business.
Sorry.
572
00:29:58,501 --> 00:30:00,751
Superman, what do you think?
573
00:30:00,835 --> 00:30:04,001
[sighs]
Well, I-I'm no expert
574
00:30:04,463 --> 00:30:08,751
but...I think if you
really care about someone
575
00:30:08,835 --> 00:30:12,460
and they make a mistake, because
they're only human after all
576
00:30:12,543 --> 00:30:16,873
then they sincerely apologize
577
00:30:16,210 --> 00:30:18,960
I think...you forgive.
578
00:30:19,043 --> 00:30:21,873
[applause]
579
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:27,460
A mistake's one thing,
but this is a whole
attitude.
580
00:30:27,543 --> 00:30:29,626
You know, just because somebody
says, "I love you"
581
00:30:29,710 --> 00:30:32,043
doesn't put them in charge of
your whole life.
582
00:30:32,873 --> 00:30:35,751
True, but saying
"I love you" does mean
583
00:30:35,835 --> 00:30:38,793
that I would never
hurt you on purpose.
584
00:30:38,876 --> 00:30:41,585
And maybe I'll make more
mistakes along the way
585
00:30:41,668 --> 00:30:47,960
just as you will, but we'll
learn from them and...move on.
586
00:30:48,043 --> 00:30:49,918
[applauding]
587
00:30:53,293 --> 00:30:57,876
Son, you pack a lot of horse
sense in them tight britches.
588
00:30:57,960 --> 00:31:01,043
Thank you.
Now I really do have to go.
589
00:31:01,873 --> 00:31:03,460
You guys keep up
the good work.
590
00:31:05,168 --> 00:31:08,873
Well, finally got that
poison oak under control.
591
00:31:08,210 --> 00:31:10,210
You missed it.
592
00:31:10,293 --> 00:31:12,543
He was...wonderful.
593
00:31:14,043 --> 00:31:16,460
What'd you think?
594
00:31:16,543 --> 00:31:19,876
I thought he made some
interesting points.
595
00:31:24,751 --> 00:31:29,168
You know, I don't think this
group therapy stuff is so bad.
596
00:31:29,251 --> 00:31:32,626
I thought the wild
applause
was a bit excessive.
597
00:31:34,463 --> 00:31:37,001
You're convinced
this note's from Kathy?
598
00:31:37,463 --> 00:31:39,210
Yeah. I think she
wanted
to tell us
599
00:31:39,293 --> 00:31:41,626
what she never got to
tell
Michelle Sitkowitz.
600
00:31:43,463 --> 00:31:47,335
Unless it's a hoax.
Or a trap.
601
00:31:47,418 --> 00:31:51,543
Maybe, she just
got...
Cold feet.
602
00:31:54,710 --> 00:31:56,543
Oh, boy.
603
00:31:56,626 --> 00:31:59,873
[intense music]
604
00:32:07,873 --> 00:32:08,710
Lois, it's Kathy.
605
00:32:10,043 --> 00:32:11,710
She's dead.
606
00:32:25,460 --> 00:32:27,001
[indistinct chatter]
607
00:32:28,543 --> 00:32:31,043
[police radio chatter]
608
00:32:35,043 --> 00:32:37,543
(Larry)
Well, I always knew
that little girl had
trouble.
609
00:32:37,626 --> 00:32:42,168
Many's the time her tears
washed down my shoulders.
610
00:32:42,251 --> 00:32:48,626
But suicide, mmh...who'd have
ever thought it?
611
00:32:51,626 --> 00:32:55,335
It's ancient...
torn from a book.
612
00:32:55,418 --> 00:32:58,043
I can read a lot
of languages, but..
613
00:32:58,873 --> 00:33:01,751
It looks kind of like Hebrew,
but I can't make it out.
614
00:33:01,835 --> 00:33:04,418
She must have had some reason
for wanting us to see it.
615
00:33:06,168 --> 00:33:08,418
Which one of these books
do you think it came from?
616
00:33:12,835 --> 00:33:14,585
None of them,
they're all too
new.
617
00:33:14,668 --> 00:33:16,793
There might be something
in that next room.
618
00:33:16,876 --> 00:33:18,168
What next room?
619
00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:21,418
[door creaking]
620
00:33:28,710 --> 00:33:30,710
Smiley must work in here.
621
00:33:32,251 --> 00:33:34,626
There's some files here
divided into piles marked
622
00:33:34,710 --> 00:33:37,460
accepted and
rejected candidates.
623
00:33:37,543 --> 00:33:39,168
Candidates for what?
624
00:33:41,543 --> 00:33:43,960
Clark, we're in
the rejected
pile.
625
00:33:44,043 --> 00:33:46,168
Lois, don't you think
that's probably a good thing?
626
00:33:46,251 --> 00:33:48,501
Well, I'd like to feel wanted.
627
00:33:51,418 --> 00:33:53,835
Smiley says
we're not compatible.
628
00:33:53,918 --> 00:33:57,210
He says I don't trust you
or respect you.
629
00:33:57,293 --> 00:34:00,251
And he doesn't know
why you even put up with me.
630
00:34:00,335 --> 00:34:03,001
Lois, the guy's a murderer.
631
00:34:03,463 --> 00:34:04,751
Of course I trust you.
632
00:34:04,835 --> 00:34:07,585
And I respect you more than
anyone else I've ever met.
633
00:34:07,668 --> 00:34:09,501
'And you know
if I do get angry'
634
00:34:09,585 --> 00:34:12,873
it's only because I have never
opened up to somebody
635
00:34:12,210 --> 00:34:15,418
so much in my whole life,
and it hurts me when I feel
636
00:34:15,501 --> 00:34:16,918
'like that trust
isn't returned.'
637
00:34:17,001 --> 00:34:18,751
And you know, you put up with me
for the same reason
638
00:34:18,835 --> 00:34:22,418
I put up with you. It's because
I'm completely in love with you.
639
00:34:27,001 --> 00:34:28,626
[instrumental music]
640
00:34:30,293 --> 00:34:33,251
And...I love you.
641
00:34:40,418 --> 00:34:42,251
Did we just make up?
642
00:34:42,335 --> 00:34:44,001
I think so.
643
00:34:49,668 --> 00:34:51,501
[moaning]
644
00:34:55,043 --> 00:34:56,585
Could we maybe do
this some place
645
00:34:56,668 --> 00:34:59,585
that's not so musty
and not owned by a
killer?
646
00:35:04,793 --> 00:35:06,543
I, I think I just
found the book
647
00:35:06,626 --> 00:35:08,585
that this page came from.
648
00:35:13,293 --> 00:35:16,751
It's a perfect fit,
but probably a dead language.
649
00:35:16,835 --> 00:35:18,543
We're gonna need an expert
to read this.
650
00:35:18,626 --> 00:35:21,873
Well, we won't be able to
find
an expert at 2 o'clock
651
00:35:21,210 --> 00:35:22,501
in the morning.
652
00:35:25,376 --> 00:35:28,543
Star. You could
take it to Star.
653
00:35:28,626 --> 00:35:30,043
Star?
654
00:35:31,335 --> 00:35:33,876
[humming]
655
00:35:39,001 --> 00:35:40,710
Anything?
656
00:35:40,793 --> 00:35:42,918
Lois says you can call up
voices
from the distant past
657
00:35:43,001 --> 00:35:44,418
and get 'em
to speak through
you.
658
00:35:44,501 --> 00:35:47,668
Clark, honey, now,
I know you're real stressed
659
00:35:47,751 --> 00:35:49,751
and you want this to work
and all but you got to do me
660
00:35:49,835 --> 00:35:51,418
an itty bitty favor.
661
00:35:51,501 --> 00:35:52,668
Sure.
Anything.
What?
662
00:35:52,751 --> 00:35:54,918
Shut up!
663
00:35:55,001 --> 00:35:56,918
[humming]
664
00:35:58,001 --> 00:35:59,876
Come on, Clark, where are you?
665
00:35:59,960 --> 00:36:01,585
[knock on door]
666
00:36:01,668 --> 00:36:04,543
Well, come in.
Why are you so late?
667
00:36:04,626 --> 00:36:06,585
I tried calling, but
you're not allowed phone calls
668
00:36:06,668 --> 00:36:07,835
so I climbed the fence.
669
00:36:07,918 --> 00:36:09,293
What's wrong?
What are you doing?
670
00:36:09,376 --> 00:36:11,585
It's the chief,
the last time I saw
him
671
00:36:11,668 --> 00:36:14,210
he went to a concert with
Alice.
They never made it home.
672
00:36:14,293 --> 00:36:15,585
And he didn't come to work.
673
00:36:15,668 --> 00:36:17,960
Oh, God,
I'll bet it was Smiley.
674
00:36:23,463 --> 00:36:25,543
Okay, folks, let's go, let's go.
675
00:36:25,626 --> 00:36:27,960
Your arm's too short
to box with God.
676
00:36:28,043 --> 00:36:31,501
We're on a schedule here.
One more box, let's go.
677
00:36:33,793 --> 00:36:35,376
[engines revving]
678
00:36:37,043 --> 00:36:39,543
Smiley and his people
are abandoning camp.
679
00:36:42,335 --> 00:36:44,793
[intense music]
680
00:36:54,251 --> 00:36:55,793
[engine revving]
681
00:37:04,418 --> 00:37:06,876
[indistinct chatter]
682
00:37:13,543 --> 00:37:16,376
(male #3)
'Get this stuff unloaded.'
683
00:37:16,460 --> 00:37:19,626
Alright, folks, let's show
some hustle. The game is on.
684
00:37:20,751 --> 00:37:23,251
[indistinct chatter]
685
00:37:25,251 --> 00:37:27,710
[dramatic music]
686
00:37:35,460 --> 00:37:37,043
Well, folks, this is it.
687
00:37:37,873 --> 00:37:41,293
Lift off. T minus zero,
anchors aweigh.
688
00:37:41,376 --> 00:37:44,043
We only await the sign.
689
00:37:49,626 --> 00:37:53,710
Boy, I hate waiting for
the phone to ring, don't you?
690
00:37:53,793 --> 00:37:55,585
There it is.
691
00:37:59,418 --> 00:38:00,668
Y'ello?
692
00:38:00,751 --> 00:38:02,873
Yep, it's him.
693
00:38:02,210 --> 00:38:05,585
'Yes, sir.. Yes, sir,
all systems are go, sir.'
694
00:38:05,668 --> 00:38:09,460
Well, thank you. Vaya con Dios
to you, too, sir.
695
00:38:11,460 --> 00:38:14,460
It's gonna be a heck of a
storm,
boys and girls.
696
00:38:14,543 --> 00:38:16,501
[applause]
697
00:38:18,001 --> 00:38:21,251
Forty days and forty nights,
the flood'll wipe out
698
00:38:21,335 --> 00:38:25,543
all of mankind, but for that
which floats with us in the
ark.
699
00:38:26,918 --> 00:38:28,501
[applause]
700
00:38:28,585 --> 00:38:30,418
Man, it's just
like
"Waterworld."
701
00:38:30,501 --> 00:38:32,251
Only cheaper.
702
00:38:32,335 --> 00:38:34,793
[intense music]
703
00:38:42,001 --> 00:38:45,376
Darlin', we're about to
be joined together once more.
704
00:38:51,376 --> 00:38:52,626
Hello, mama.
705
00:38:52,710 --> 00:38:55,168
Boy, this guy's
got real problems.
706
00:38:57,585 --> 00:38:59,463
[humming]
707
00:39:01,501 --> 00:39:06,460
(Star as prophet)
I am the citizen Landicus,
philosopher and prophet.
708
00:39:06,543 --> 00:39:08,873
Who seeketh me?
709
00:39:08,210 --> 00:39:10,335
Uh, I do.
710
00:39:11,876 --> 00:39:16,873
Seeker. Eager for an exchange
of thought and prophecy?
711
00:39:16,210 --> 00:39:21,626
Well...actually, no,
Citizen Landicus.
712
00:39:21,710 --> 00:39:24,335
I wanted to know if you could
read this piece of paper.
713
00:39:26,043 --> 00:39:28,501
[intense music]
714
00:39:29,710 --> 00:39:32,251
[indistinct chatter at distance]
715
00:39:48,418 --> 00:39:50,168
Lois.
716
00:39:54,251 --> 00:39:56,835
(Smiley)
'Alright, look lively,
folks.
Let's load 'em up!'
717
00:40:00,418 --> 00:40:03,293
Hold it, hold it, hold it.
718
00:40:03,376 --> 00:40:06,460
Here's a candidate
who didn't make the cut.
719
00:40:06,543 --> 00:40:08,918
Female hawk,
I distinctly recall
720
00:40:09,001 --> 00:40:11,460
eliminating you
from the new dawn.
721
00:40:11,543 --> 00:40:14,501
You're right. I'm sorry.
I'm definitely not worthy.
722
00:40:14,585 --> 00:40:15,876
Jimmy, let's just go.
723
00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:17,251
I can see we gonna have to do
724
00:40:17,335 --> 00:40:19,460
a whole lot better
job of eliminating.
725
00:40:22,168 --> 00:40:24,460
(Star as prophet)
The language is ancient.
726
00:40:24,543 --> 00:40:27,793
Aramaic. It is a passage
from what you call
727
00:40:27,876 --> 00:40:30,543
the dead sea scrolls.
728
00:40:30,626 --> 00:40:33,251
"The end of all flesh
has come before me
729
00:40:33,335 --> 00:40:35,710
"and the Earth is filled
with violence through them
730
00:40:35,793 --> 00:40:39,710
"and behold, I will destroy
them
from the Earth.
731
00:40:39,793 --> 00:40:42,876
"They entered the ark,
male and female
732
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:44,835
and the Lord
shut them in."
733
00:40:44,918 --> 00:40:47,168
This is the story
of Noah and his
ark?
734
00:40:47,251 --> 00:40:49,460
Verily.
735
00:40:49,543 --> 00:40:52,001
Smiley's nabbing couples.
736
00:40:52,463 --> 00:40:55,043
The guy said he
wants
two of every kind.
737
00:40:55,873 --> 00:40:57,376
Oh, man, Smiley
thinks he's Noah.
738
00:40:57,460 --> 00:40:59,626
[thunder crashing]
739
00:41:03,543 --> 00:41:07,876
Ooh, eh! This storm is
the daddy of them all, folks!
740
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:11,501
I sure wouldn't want to be
anywhere nears a lightnin'
rod.
741
00:41:11,585 --> 00:41:13,710
'But then, that's just me.'
742
00:41:18,001 --> 00:41:19,960
Lois, you don't really think
he can flood the Earth, do
you?
743
00:41:20,043 --> 00:41:21,585
No, Jimmy.
744
00:41:21,668 --> 00:41:24,043
It's this turning us into
toast
thing that's got me worried.
745
00:41:27,876 --> 00:41:30,585
Alright well, since this is
it,
I'm, I'm gonna confess
746
00:41:30,668 --> 00:41:34,585
that, well, I-I used to have
a little crush on you.
747
00:41:34,668 --> 00:41:36,960
In fact, I-I had this dream..
748
00:41:38,501 --> 00:41:40,873
[dramatic music]
749
00:41:41,293 --> 00:41:43,626
A-and then you took my hand
and said..
750
00:41:43,710 --> 00:41:47,335
"Jimmy...I can make
a man of you." And..
751
00:41:54,043 --> 00:41:56,543
[lightning crackling]
752
00:42:02,873 --> 00:42:03,585
Thanks, honey.
753
00:42:08,293 --> 00:42:14,463
Uh...Lois, um, panic makes a
man
say some strange things
754
00:42:14,168 --> 00:42:17,835
sometimes, and, uh,
I was wondering if you could
755
00:42:17,918 --> 00:42:19,335
sort of forget what I..
756
00:42:19,418 --> 00:42:21,876
- Trust me.
- Yeah.
757
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:23,418
[indistinct chatter]
758
00:42:24,751 --> 00:42:26,793
Alright, Smiley. Shut it off.
759
00:42:26,876 --> 00:42:30,168
You can't stop this.
This day has been foretold.
760
00:42:30,251 --> 00:42:33,710
Only by you, Smiley,
and that's not enough.
761
00:42:37,418 --> 00:42:39,626
Nooo!
762
00:42:41,463 --> 00:42:43,543
[dramatic music]
763
00:42:45,001 --> 00:42:46,873
[explosion]
764
00:42:57,835 --> 00:43:00,293
Just brilliant.
Now you've ruined everything.
765
00:43:00,376 --> 00:43:03,335
That machine was the source of
all power in the new dawn.
766
00:43:03,418 --> 00:43:04,918
It was supposed to
bring 'em back.
767
00:43:05,001 --> 00:43:06,876
'Now they'll all die.'
768
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:08,960
[zapping]
769
00:43:10,876 --> 00:43:13,335
[dramatic music]
770
00:43:18,876 --> 00:43:21,873
- Michelle.
- Arnold.
771
00:43:21,210 --> 00:43:22,710
[instrumental music]
772
00:43:24,751 --> 00:43:26,251
[coughs]
773
00:43:27,543 --> 00:43:30,501
Olsen, late edition
get put to bed?
774
00:43:30,585 --> 00:43:32,918
[chuckles]
Yeah, chief, it did.
775
00:43:35,293 --> 00:43:38,873
Alice...Alice,
are you alright, honey?
776
00:43:43,751 --> 00:43:45,960
Oh, mama, please forgive me.
777
00:43:47,793 --> 00:43:50,001
Oh, mama..
778
00:43:55,418 --> 00:43:58,918
Lawrence, you have been
a very naughty boy.
779
00:43:59,001 --> 00:44:01,043
[thunder rumbling]
780
00:44:08,293 --> 00:44:11,543
Smiley had given up on people
finding happiness together.
781
00:44:13,501 --> 00:44:14,960
I haven't.
782
00:44:16,418 --> 00:44:17,585
Have you?
783
00:44:18,668 --> 00:44:20,251
No.
784
00:44:21,710 --> 00:44:26,043
But we keep...messing up.
785
00:44:26,873 --> 00:44:27,835
Why is that?
786
00:44:27,918 --> 00:44:31,501
Well...first of
all,
people mess up.
787
00:44:33,376 --> 00:44:36,501
And I think adjusting
to the whole idea of
marriage
788
00:44:36,585 --> 00:44:38,210
along with adjusting
to
everything else
789
00:44:38,293 --> 00:44:41,210
we've been going through is
just
making us both a little nuts.
790
00:44:42,626 --> 00:44:43,751
So..
791
00:44:43,835 --> 00:44:47,626
So, maybe we should
just
take a little break
792
00:44:47,710 --> 00:44:49,876
from the whole
idea of
marriage.
793
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:52,460
Not even say
the "M" word.
794
00:44:52,543 --> 00:44:54,463
And just be in love.
795
00:44:55,043 --> 00:44:57,460
I can do that.
796
00:44:57,543 --> 00:45:00,001
There's a lot of
pressure,
this forever thing.
797
00:45:01,460 --> 00:45:05,335
It's not the "M" word that
makes it forever for me, Lois.
798
00:45:07,873 --> 00:45:09,210
My love is forever because..
799
00:45:11,835 --> 00:45:13,876
...because it just is.
800
00:45:15,543 --> 00:45:18,001
[instrumental music]
801
00:45:38,793 --> 00:45:40,710
Wow.
802
00:45:50,293 --> 00:45:52,585
[theme music]