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[indistinct chatter]
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- 'Oh!'
- 'Fine.'
3
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- You're cutting it close.
- I've still got 8 minutes.
4
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- What did I get him?
- Checked suspenders.
5
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- You remember the card?
- Oh, no!
6
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Who's your buddy,
huh,
who's your pal?
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I am, right?
8
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[laughing]
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How many fingers
am I holdin' up?
10
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Good morning, Lois.
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- You're late.
- Good morning, Clark.
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So what did you get him?
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Checked suspenders.
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Didn't you get
him
those last year?
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Yeah.
He liked 'em, didn't he?
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[clears throat]
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Hello. He-he.
Excuse me. I am H. G. Wells.
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[chuckling]
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It's quite festive here,
you know.
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Well, anyway, uh, I've run
into a spot of trouble.
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You see, I've been travelling
with a companion
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in my time machine, and we've
just come back from the
future.
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Phew! Ha-ha-ha!
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Well, I-I-I've left him
in the park actually.
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If this is a gag,
you're dead.
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So we stopped here
because--
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I'm sorry, sir. We're
really
busy this morning
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so we're gonna have
to wrap this up.
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See, time travel,
it's not possible.
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H. G. Wells wrote
fiction
and he died in 1946.
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I know you're Superman
and I need your help.
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What, what'd he say?
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I said..
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...if I could just have
a moment of Mr. Kent's
time
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all his doubts
will be
quelled.
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And perhaps, by meeting
my companion from the
future?
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[nervously
chuckling]
Yes.
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Yes. Quite.
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Look, Lois, there's no
reason
for both of us to go.
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There's no reason
for one of us to go.
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So what did he really
say to you, Clark?
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And if you really have a man
from the future with you
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why did you leave him
in the park?
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Oh, yes. Well, I didn't
want him to see the city.
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You see, the 22nd century
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is a peaceful,
harmonious Utopia.
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No violence, no crime.
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Without preparation,
poor Tempus would be
horrified
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by the savagery
of the 1990's. Oh!
Oh.
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[chuckling]
Whoo!
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Oh, yes. Yes, yes, quite.
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(male #1)
'Hey, the most beautiful women
in Metropolis right here..'
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[siren blaring]
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[indistinct chatter]
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(male #2)
'Right here!
Have a good time..'
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Hey, how you doing?
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Hey, I've got
something for you.
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[indistinct chatter]
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(male #3)
'Come on,
give me your money, man!'
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- 'Give it up! Shut up!'
- 'Help!'
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(male #4)
'Hand it over!'
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Come on! Come on!
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No! No! Help!
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What is this?
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[instrumental music]
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What just happened here
is called a "Mugging"?
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[nervous chuckling]
No kidding. Took
everything,
but my watch.
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Not a very successful
mugging, was it?
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Let's see
if I can do better.
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[grunting]
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00:03:03,751 --> 00:03:06,043
Excellent!
I just mugged you.
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Are you out of your mind?
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No, my century.
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Oh, no, no! Don't!
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[clattering]
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And I love it!
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[theme music]
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[music continues]
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So, why did you bring
this Tempus
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with you back from the future?
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Well, he volunteered actually.
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You see I have.. Whoo! Whoo!
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[laughing]
Sort of a, a
club
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of fellow
inventors
back in England
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and I've never been
quite able to convince
them
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that my time
machine
was functional.
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So, I wanted to bring
Tempus back as proof.
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Oh. What's this?
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'Yes, tea, coffee..'
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I say we cut our losses.
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Good idea. Why don't you
go back to the office?
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How does it work?
Yeah, steam power.
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That's quite good, you know?
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What is this?
Oops! Oh, so sorry.
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[chuckling]
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You actually
believe this
guy?
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No, I'm just..
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- What?
- Curious.
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So am I. How did he get
your
interest all of a sudden?
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- What did he say?
- Yeah..
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Miss Lane, there's something
you might find interesting.
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Utopia was founded
by Superman's descendants.
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Superman's descendants,
he got married?
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Oh, yes, yes,
yes.
Yes, quite.
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Oh, here. Shall we?
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And they based
their whole society
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on the values and principles
that he lived by.
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- So who did he marry?
- Oh, no, no, no, Miss Lane.
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[laughing]
That might be giving
a bit too much away.
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Shall we?
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[instrumental music]
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'Well, there she is.'
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[chuckling]
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So, where's your man
from the future?
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Oh, no, uh..
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Well, he must have wanted
to look around.
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I hope he didn't go far.
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[chuckling]
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I smell a con job.
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Let me show you
my, my problem
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so perhaps, you can
get word to Superman.
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[chuckling]
Now, to fully understand
my predicament
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you must first appreciate
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the intricacy
of the flux facilitator.
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Here. Now..
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'Quite proud of it,
you know.
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'There we go.
Here we go.'
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You got your shotguns,
your long guns..
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They are semi-automatics.
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Semi-automatics.
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My personal choice
for
self-protection.
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I keep one here
right under the cash
box.
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Gives the scum a real
surprise
if they try to rip me off.
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Nine millimeter with
a 32-shot staggered
clip.
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Spits out these puppies as fast
as you can squeeze the trigger.
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- Ah-huh.
- Makes you someone to respect.
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How do you load it?
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Wham..
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...bam...thank you, ma'am.
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[chuckling]
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Tell me something.
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Those chains you're wearing,
are they real gold?
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Twenty-four karat.
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- May I?
- Oh, be my guest.
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Hey! What..
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The chains,
give them to me.
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[sighing]
I don't believe this.
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And the ammunition belt,
holster, extra clips, of
course.
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Excellent.
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00:07:03,463 --> 00:07:07,463
You are, you know,
incredibly stupid.
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- Bless you.
- No!
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[Tempus laughing]
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Yes, yes, yes!
That's...wonderful!
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[gunfire]
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The inter-time continuum.
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[gunfire continues]
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Uh, Lois, I'm gonna,
I'm gonna call Jimmy
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and tell him we're gonna
be a little bit longer.
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Clark.
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[sighing]
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He always does that.
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Well, don't worry,
my dear.
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Some day you'll
understand why.
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[gunfire]
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[upbeat music]
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- Are you alright?
- Does it look like I'm
alright?
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Sorry. Who did this?
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Some psycho
about, about six foot three
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wearing an aluminum suit,
some heavy guns
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and a selection of very
tasteful gold chains for men.
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00:08:01,043 --> 00:08:02,501
- I'll send the police.
- Yeah.
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00:08:04,793 --> 00:08:06,168
[clattering]
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00:08:06,251 --> 00:08:08,335
(Wells)
'At which point,
you're in danger'
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of a time-flow ripple.
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00:08:10,751 --> 00:08:14,001
Mr. Wells, what is it
you're after exactly?
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Oh. Quite, quite.
Didn't I say?
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00:08:16,835 --> 00:08:18,960
- Fuel.
- What kind of fuel?
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Pure 24-karat gold.
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[chuckling]
You've got to be kidding.
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- That's the best you could
do?
- Eh.. Miss Lane--
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So, did you expect that we
would
just give you all our jewelry
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or maybe, get Superman
to dig you a mine?
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Do I have "Sucker"
stamped on my forehead?
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Or maybe you think I'm the
dumbest person on the
planet.
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Or I'm really H. G. Wells.
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(male #5)
'He is.'
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- Tempus.
- Hello, Herb.
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What're you doing
with that horrible weapon?
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I'm going on a trip
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and you're driving.
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Don't I know you?
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I don't think so. Most of my
friends are pro-gun control.
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00:09:01,873 --> 00:09:04,501
No, wait. Lois Lane.
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00:09:04,585 --> 00:09:07,710
Yes! I've seen the holograms.
195
00:09:07,793 --> 00:09:11,001
Well, this is a
special
pleasure, Miss
Lane.
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I'm Tempus.
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00:09:12,543 --> 00:09:15,835
I'm from the future
that you and Superman
created.
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00:09:15,918 --> 00:09:17,293
Me and superman?
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00:09:17,376 --> 00:09:20,876
A world of peace, a
world
with no greed or crime.
200
00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:23,626
A world so boring,
you'd blow your brains
out
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00:09:23,710 --> 00:09:25,460
but there are no guns.
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00:09:25,543 --> 00:09:27,585
You want to know
the future, Miss
Lane?
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00:09:27,668 --> 00:09:30,463
No one works,
no one argues.
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There are 9,000
channels
and nothing on!
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00:09:33,585 --> 00:09:36,835
Well, I intend to do
something about that.
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00:09:36,918 --> 00:09:40,335
Herb, set the time
machine
for Smallville..
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...1966.
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00:09:42,585 --> 00:09:45,751
- Smallville?
- No. W-w-we, we have no fuel.
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00:09:47,501 --> 00:09:49,501
We, we have fuel.
210
00:09:49,585 --> 00:09:51,668
One of the many disadvantages
of being from Utopia
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is a complete lack
of technological
understanding.
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00:09:55,463 --> 00:09:59,710
I can't run this
machine,
but I can run this
one.
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00:09:59,793 --> 00:10:01,043
Now, go.
214
00:10:04,463 --> 00:10:06,460
Miss Lane, you seem
like an attractive
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00:10:06,543 --> 00:10:07,876
and interesting woman.
216
00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:10,210
'I'm almost sorry
I'll be ruining your
life.'
217
00:10:10,293 --> 00:10:11,501
What are you talking about?
218
00:10:11,585 --> 00:10:13,543
I'm going to kill
Superman, of course.
219
00:10:13,626 --> 00:10:15,210
Nobody can kill Superman.
220
00:10:15,293 --> 00:10:16,876
Unless you could get
hold of him
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00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:19,873
when he was a helpless
little baby.
222
00:10:19,210 --> 00:10:22,376
Gee, if only I had
a time machine.
223
00:10:22,460 --> 00:10:24,210
[chuckling]
224
00:10:24,293 --> 00:10:26,168
You ready, Herb?
225
00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:30,463
'You see, Miss Lane,
in a world with no superman'
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00:10:30,168 --> 00:10:32,251
there'll be no Utopia
in the future
227
00:10:32,335 --> 00:10:35,043
'just a lot of sex
and violence..'
228
00:10:35,873 --> 00:10:37,210
'...and me.'
229
00:10:37,293 --> 00:10:38,960
[Tempus laughing]
230
00:10:39,043 --> 00:10:40,626
[laughing]
231
00:10:40,710 --> 00:10:43,251
[engine rumbling]
232
00:11:00,835 --> 00:11:05,001
I think somebody's gone back
in time to kill you as a baby.
233
00:11:05,463 --> 00:11:08,463
These must be the plans
of the time machine.
234
00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:09,460
Do you think you can build it?
235
00:11:11,043 --> 00:11:13,001
It could take a few hours.
236
00:11:15,501 --> 00:11:17,793
[sighing]
237
00:11:17,876 --> 00:11:19,460
Now all we need is gold.
238
00:11:19,543 --> 00:11:21,460
Unfortunately, I don't think
we can afford to buy all we
need
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00:11:21,543 --> 00:11:25,168
at current market prices,
so...I'll be right back.
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00:11:26,585 --> 00:11:27,793
[whooshing]
241
00:11:34,876 --> 00:11:35,960
- Lois..
- Clark!
242
00:11:36,043 --> 00:11:37,335
- That really was H. G.
Wells--
- I know.
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00:11:37,418 --> 00:11:38,960
And he really had a man
with him from the future
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00:11:39,043 --> 00:11:40,460
but Superman just flew off
to get some--
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00:11:40,543 --> 00:11:43,463
I know. He gave me this.
He told me all about it.
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00:11:45,251 --> 00:11:47,418
Well, where is he?
247
00:11:47,501 --> 00:11:49,251
Uh, he, uh..
248
00:11:49,335 --> 00:11:52,001
There's a volcano about to
erupt
in, uh, China.
249
00:11:52,463 --> 00:11:54,793
He wants us to stop Tempus.
250
00:11:54,876 --> 00:11:56,376
Us?
251
00:11:56,460 --> 00:11:59,043
He said,
"Time is of the essence."
252
00:11:59,873 --> 00:12:00,463
Jump in.
253
00:12:01,585 --> 00:12:03,918
[beeping]
254
00:12:04,001 --> 00:12:05,418
I hope this thing works.
255
00:12:07,001 --> 00:12:08,376
[sighs]
Don't you think it's odd
256
00:12:08,460 --> 00:12:10,876
that we're going to
Smallville?
That's your hometown.
257
00:12:12,251 --> 00:12:14,463
[chuckles]
258
00:12:14,168 --> 00:12:15,876
[beeping]
259
00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:17,960
[machine whirring]
260
00:12:36,251 --> 00:12:38,335
[horse galloping]
261
00:12:38,418 --> 00:12:42,873
That's right.
Come on. Hey!
262
00:12:42,210 --> 00:12:44,335
Hey! Yeah..
263
00:12:46,043 --> 00:12:49,001
[rumbling]
264
00:12:53,918 --> 00:12:55,876
[horse neighing]
265
00:12:57,793 --> 00:12:59,751
[neighing continues]
266
00:12:59,835 --> 00:13:03,335
Smallville, 1966?
267
00:13:03,418 --> 00:13:05,793
I don't think so.
268
00:13:05,876 --> 00:13:08,376
- 'Unless that's Bob Dylan.'
- Ah, there's no handle...
269
00:13:08,460 --> 00:13:11,293
It isn't my fault you used
an inferior grade of gold.
270
00:13:11,376 --> 00:13:14,251
Obviously affected
the time flux facilitator.
271
00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:15,835
However..
272
00:13:15,918 --> 00:13:18,918
...we are in Smallville.
273
00:13:19,001 --> 00:13:22,251
But a 100 years
early
and out of fuel.
274
00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:24,873
I'd almost think you
did it
on purpose, Herb
275
00:13:24,210 --> 00:13:26,668
if I thought you had a spine.
276
00:13:26,751 --> 00:13:29,793
- Well, let's go.
- Where?
277
00:13:29,876 --> 00:13:32,751
To see if they got any gold
in this here town.
278
00:13:32,835 --> 00:13:34,793
[instrumental music]
279
00:13:34,876 --> 00:13:36,751
You look quite funny
in that hat, you know.
280
00:13:43,043 --> 00:13:45,043
[engine rumbling]
281
00:13:48,793 --> 00:13:50,251
It's Smallville!
282
00:13:50,335 --> 00:13:51,918
Yeah, but the cars..
283
00:13:52,001 --> 00:13:53,918
[sighing]
And the clothes.
284
00:13:56,043 --> 00:13:57,043
Clark.
285
00:13:58,376 --> 00:13:59,418
Look at this.
286
00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:01,960
It worked.
287
00:14:04,043 --> 00:14:06,793
We're here.
We're really here!
288
00:14:06,876 --> 00:14:08,168
Do you realize
what this means?
289
00:14:08,251 --> 00:14:10,463
We could go anywhere.
290
00:14:10,168 --> 00:14:11,835
We could be there
when Columbus landed
291
00:14:11,918 --> 00:14:15,168
or when Washington
crossed the Delaware.
292
00:14:15,251 --> 00:14:18,293
We could cover the greatest
stories in history.
293
00:14:18,376 --> 00:14:19,668
[piano music]
294
00:14:21,376 --> 00:14:24,376
[indistinct chatter]
295
00:14:34,210 --> 00:14:36,793
- Morning, Sam.
- Hm. Hi.
296
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,418
Wonder what those two want.
297
00:14:38,501 --> 00:14:41,626
They sure didn't ride all
this
way just for the pretzels.
298
00:14:41,710 --> 00:14:43,376
Marshal Kent been in yet?
299
00:14:45,251 --> 00:14:46,376
Ah! Oh..
300
00:14:50,251 --> 00:14:51,418
Well, well..
301
00:14:52,418 --> 00:14:54,710
Yee-haw.
302
00:14:54,793 --> 00:14:57,876
Guess this is where we belly
up
to the bar and order.
303
00:14:57,960 --> 00:15:01,626
Yes, quite.
Hello. Good morning.
304
00:15:01,710 --> 00:15:03,001
Herb?
305
00:15:03,463 --> 00:15:06,463
Yes. I, I would like
a spot of tea actually.
306
00:15:06,168 --> 00:15:09,460
This is the red eye, mister.
We serve whiskey. We serve beer.
307
00:15:09,543 --> 00:15:11,168
Oh, yes, quite.
308
00:15:11,251 --> 00:15:12,710
Another bottle.
309
00:15:12,793 --> 00:15:15,960
That's snakebite rye.
A dollar per.
310
00:15:21,501 --> 00:15:25,001
Keep it in the back.
I'll just be a sec.
311
00:15:25,463 --> 00:15:26,876
- Herb?
- Hm?
312
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,960
How many of these would
it take to get out of
here?
313
00:15:29,043 --> 00:15:31,873
I don't know,
two, 300?
314
00:15:33,460 --> 00:15:35,335
Where can I get
more of these?
315
00:15:35,418 --> 00:15:37,668
Well, I got that
one
down at the bank.
316
00:15:37,751 --> 00:15:39,585
A whole shipment just come in.
317
00:15:39,668 --> 00:15:41,376
Go ahead and take it.
318
00:15:41,460 --> 00:15:42,876
Really?
319
00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:45,918
Of course, you got
about five seconds to spend
it.
320
00:15:46,001 --> 00:15:48,876
Wait...I know you.
321
00:15:50,168 --> 00:15:51,293
Well, you're not..
322
00:15:52,460 --> 00:15:54,418
Yes!
323
00:15:54,501 --> 00:15:55,918
Jesse James!
324
00:15:56,001 --> 00:15:58,668
You better back that
face
right on up, mister.
325
00:15:58,751 --> 00:16:00,835
I'm right, aren't I?
326
00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:03,210
And that's your brother, Frank.
327
00:16:03,293 --> 00:16:04,543
Well, you two
are my inspiration!
328
00:16:04,626 --> 00:16:07,585
I've read everything
about you!
329
00:16:07,668 --> 00:16:09,293
You must be here
to rob the bank.
330
00:16:11,168 --> 00:16:14,751
I don't recall you ever
robbing a bank in Smallville.
331
00:16:14,835 --> 00:16:17,463
Are you as good with a gun
as they say you are?
332
00:16:18,543 --> 00:16:20,168
[gunfire]
333
00:16:24,251 --> 00:16:25,835
Wasn't that something!
334
00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:29,043
It really was.
That was...quite good.
335
00:16:29,873 --> 00:16:32,335
Well, you're good.
You're really good.
336
00:16:32,418 --> 00:16:33,751
You got a future.
337
00:16:33,835 --> 00:16:37,585
'Not a very long one,
unfortunately, and here's
why.'
338
00:16:37,668 --> 00:16:39,460
'See, no matter
how good you are'
339
00:16:39,543 --> 00:16:41,376
there's always
somebody better.
340
00:16:43,873 --> 00:16:44,376
To wit.
341
00:16:47,460 --> 00:16:50,418
[gunfire]
342
00:16:56,873 --> 00:16:59,873
Now, uh...much as
I like you both
343
00:16:59,210 --> 00:17:01,960
if you and your brother, Frank
have any ideas
344
00:17:02,043 --> 00:17:04,043
about that bank
full of gold..
345
00:17:06,210 --> 00:17:07,376
...get in line.
346
00:17:08,876 --> 00:17:10,835
[Tempus laughing]
347
00:17:10,918 --> 00:17:12,835
[instrumental music]
348
00:17:12,918 --> 00:17:16,001
You boys have something personal
against this place?
349
00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:19,168
[clamoring]
350
00:17:26,918 --> 00:17:29,001
Clark, wait. Look.
351
00:17:29,463 --> 00:17:31,835
(Clark)
'"Frontier Days,
Great Smallville'
352
00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:33,168
'Gold Robbery?"'
353
00:17:33,251 --> 00:17:34,585
(Lois)
'It must be a reenactment.'
354
00:17:34,668 --> 00:17:36,168
They're just dressed
like Tempus and Wells.
355
00:17:36,251 --> 00:17:39,873
But there was never any
"Great Smallville Gold
Robbery".
356
00:17:39,210 --> 00:17:41,001
- Unless..
- Something went wrong..
357
00:17:41,463 --> 00:17:44,873
- And they went to 1866.
- And they needed gold.
358
00:17:44,210 --> 00:17:47,335
[sighing]
I still don't understand
why we're in Smallville.
359
00:17:47,418 --> 00:17:50,168
I-I think there was an early
Superman sighting here.
360
00:17:50,251 --> 00:17:53,463
Really? I never heard that.
361
00:17:53,168 --> 00:17:55,335
[piano music]
362
00:17:55,418 --> 00:17:56,835
Thanks, Mr. Mikita.
363
00:17:56,918 --> 00:17:58,585
Would you get those
tools
on the way out, please?
364
00:17:58,668 --> 00:18:00,960
(Mikita)
'Of course, Miss Martha.'
365
00:18:01,043 --> 00:18:03,668
Maybe, I should have just
put everybody away
366
00:18:03,751 --> 00:18:05,543
instead of making them
pay for damages.
367
00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:07,626
If you arrested everybody
who shot up my place
368
00:18:07,710 --> 00:18:10,168
I'd be out
of business in two
weeks.
369
00:18:10,251 --> 00:18:12,960
Jesse, it happens
to every man once in a
while.
370
00:18:13,043 --> 00:18:14,376
Not to me.
371
00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:18,543
Look, it's not your fault.
His was just plain bigger.
372
00:18:18,626 --> 00:18:21,210
Size never made
no difference before.
373
00:18:21,293 --> 00:18:23,293
You've gotta get your
mind
off this, Jesse
374
00:18:23,376 --> 00:18:25,918
or it could affect
your future
performance.
375
00:18:28,793 --> 00:18:30,043
Uh!
376
00:18:32,293 --> 00:18:35,251
[music continues]
377
00:18:39,501 --> 00:18:41,210
Well, now..
378
00:18:41,293 --> 00:18:42,710
Here's a little
something
that ought to perk
379
00:18:42,793 --> 00:18:44,626
a man's spirit right up.
380
00:18:44,710 --> 00:18:46,168
Yeah, appreciate it.
381
00:18:50,835 --> 00:18:53,418
- Anything diet?
- Mm. Uh..
382
00:18:53,501 --> 00:18:55,626
Uh, do you have
real cola yet?
383
00:18:55,710 --> 00:18:56,918
Hmm?
384
00:18:57,001 --> 00:18:58,501
Just give me
a
sarsaparilla.
385
00:18:58,585 --> 00:18:59,751
Mm-hmm.
386
00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:04,418
If you're lookin' for work
387
00:19:04,501 --> 00:19:07,463
that's not the kind
of saloon I run.
388
00:19:07,168 --> 00:19:09,918
- Clark, she looks just
like--
- Uh, I know.
389
00:19:10,001 --> 00:19:11,918
I don't believe it.
390
00:19:12,001 --> 00:19:13,585
Clark, I think
we're talking to your--
391
00:19:13,668 --> 00:19:17,043
My great-great-grandparents.
392
00:19:17,873 --> 00:19:20,418
- Now, wait a minute.
- You're Miss Martha.
393
00:19:20,501 --> 00:19:22,710
A-and, and Marshal Kent.
394
00:19:22,793 --> 00:19:25,335
How many more weirdoes
are we gonna get in here today?
395
00:19:26,376 --> 00:19:27,751
Uh, weirdoes?
396
00:19:27,835 --> 00:19:29,710
There were other strange people
in here today?
397
00:19:29,793 --> 00:19:32,710
Mm-hmm. The ones
that did that.
398
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:40,376
Well, they've been here.
399
00:19:40,460 --> 00:19:43,626
- So they're friends of
yours?
- No, uh, not exactly.
400
00:19:43,710 --> 00:19:45,543
Uh, do you know where they are?
401
00:19:45,626 --> 00:19:47,001
Gone.
402
00:19:47,463 --> 00:19:49,835
Which is exactly
where we'd like you..
403
00:19:49,918 --> 00:19:51,210
...and the naked lady.
404
00:19:51,293 --> 00:19:54,293
- Naked?
- Oh, well, I'm not naked.
405
00:19:54,376 --> 00:19:58,585
These are just new...
fashions from France.
406
00:19:58,668 --> 00:20:00,418
Do you have any idea
where they are?
407
00:20:00,501 --> 00:20:03,751
I think they had some
banking business to do.
408
00:20:03,835 --> 00:20:05,960
Jesse, you're sounding bitter.
409
00:20:06,043 --> 00:20:08,001
We got to do
something about
this.
410
00:20:08,463 --> 00:20:10,835
(Tempus)
Keep those hands high
and give me the gold.
411
00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:13,293
I think I know
where they are.
412
00:20:13,376 --> 00:20:15,376
Um..
413
00:20:15,460 --> 00:20:16,543
Bye.
414
00:20:19,376 --> 00:20:21,251
Brother, you are right.
415
00:20:21,335 --> 00:20:23,835
It's time to get back
in the saddle.
416
00:20:23,918 --> 00:20:26,418
Folks, this here's a holdup!
417
00:20:28,376 --> 00:20:31,793
- Lois, what.. Go back
inside.
- I will not.
418
00:20:31,876 --> 00:20:33,960
Tempus! Is this..
419
00:20:34,043 --> 00:20:36,376
(Tempus)
'Shut up, Herb.
You're boring me.
420
00:20:36,460 --> 00:20:37,876
- Come on, let's go.
- Wait.
421
00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:39,251
[horse neighing]
422
00:20:39,335 --> 00:20:40,751
Oh, no!
423
00:20:40,835 --> 00:20:41,876
Those are your ancestors.
424
00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:43,501
If something happens
to them..
425
00:20:43,585 --> 00:20:45,543
Stay here.
I'll be right
back.
426
00:20:45,626 --> 00:20:46,793
But Tempus..
427
00:20:48,873 --> 00:20:49,835
[sighing]
428
00:20:49,918 --> 00:20:51,873
[gunfire]
429
00:20:53,501 --> 00:20:55,376
Oh, Marshal..
430
00:20:56,876 --> 00:20:58,251
They hit you.
431
00:21:05,168 --> 00:21:06,585
[grunting]
432
00:21:09,168 --> 00:21:10,751
- Thank you, stranger.
- My pleasure, ma'am.
433
00:21:10,835 --> 00:21:13,210
- The marshal's been hit.
- Is there a doctor in town?
434
00:21:13,293 --> 00:21:15,710
He went back East. The
closest
doctor is Kansas City.
435
00:21:15,793 --> 00:21:17,210
That's four days' ride.
436
00:21:17,293 --> 00:21:19,501
Call the deputy, have him
arrest these two men.
437
00:21:19,585 --> 00:21:20,918
What are you gonna do?
438
00:21:21,001 --> 00:21:23,873
I'm gonna take
him
to Kansas City.
439
00:21:28,001 --> 00:21:29,960
[gasping]
440
00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:35,463
(Tempus)
'Herb, would you work faster
with a few bullets in you?'
441
00:21:35,168 --> 00:21:36,793
(Wells)
'Really, Tempus, one could'
442
00:21:36,876 --> 00:21:39,251
'become quite tired
of your jokes.'
443
00:21:39,335 --> 00:21:42,418
(Tempus)
'Trust me. I'm not joking.'
444
00:21:45,793 --> 00:21:48,293
- Hurry.
- Oh.
445
00:21:48,376 --> 00:21:52,460
Miss Lane,
what are you doing
here?
446
00:21:52,543 --> 00:21:54,418
Uh..
447
00:21:54,501 --> 00:21:58,585
Well, I grabbed onto
the back of this machine
448
00:21:58,668 --> 00:22:00,293
before it, you know..
449
00:22:01,668 --> 00:22:02,668
Poof.
450
00:22:04,168 --> 00:22:05,585
Yes, yes, yes, quite.
451
00:22:05,668 --> 00:22:07,585
I-I-If she did,
she would've been caught
452
00:22:07,668 --> 00:22:09,960
in the, the, uh,
th-the "poof"
453
00:22:10,043 --> 00:22:11,876
the-the inter-dimensional
vortex.
454
00:22:13,585 --> 00:22:16,043
- Yes.
- And you came alone?
455
00:22:16,873 --> 00:22:17,460
Yes.
456
00:22:18,376 --> 00:22:20,585
Well, Lois Lane
457
00:22:20,668 --> 00:22:24,168
independent career
woman of the 1990's
458
00:22:24,251 --> 00:22:27,751
you're about to be
stranded in 1866.
459
00:22:27,835 --> 00:22:30,876
Without the right
to vote, own property
460
00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:34,873
or write for a great
metropolitan newspaper.
461
00:22:34,210 --> 00:22:36,501
[laughing]
462
00:22:36,585 --> 00:22:39,210
God, I love irony.
463
00:22:39,293 --> 00:22:43,043
So sorry, Miss Lane. I wish I'd
never invented this contraption.
464
00:22:43,873 --> 00:22:44,585
Keep loading the gold.
465
00:22:44,668 --> 00:22:45,960
If you want to kill Superman
466
00:22:46,043 --> 00:22:47,418
I don't know why
you're going to Smallville
467
00:22:47,501 --> 00:22:49,043
or why 1966.
468
00:22:51,501 --> 00:22:55,460
(Tempus)
She doesn't know yet.
Oh, this is good.
469
00:22:55,543 --> 00:22:58,543
This is really good.
470
00:22:58,626 --> 00:23:02,793
Um, Lois, did you know
that in the future
471
00:23:02,876 --> 00:23:06,463
you're revered
at the same level as Superman?
472
00:23:06,168 --> 00:23:08,168
Why, there are books
about you, statues
473
00:23:08,251 --> 00:23:12,251
an interactive game..
You're even a breakfast
cereal.
474
00:23:12,335 --> 00:23:14,210
- Really?
- Yes.
475
00:23:14,293 --> 00:23:16,251
But as much
as everybody loves you
476
00:23:16,335 --> 00:23:19,335
there is one question
that keeps coming up.
477
00:23:20,335 --> 00:23:24,668
How...dumb...was she?
478
00:23:24,751 --> 00:23:26,751
Here. I'll show you
what I mean.
479
00:23:28,585 --> 00:23:30,460
Eh. Uh..
480
00:23:30,543 --> 00:23:33,793
Look. I'm Clark Kent.
481
00:23:34,793 --> 00:23:37,585
No! I'm Superman!
482
00:23:39,626 --> 00:23:42,168
Mild-mannered reporter.
483
00:23:42,251 --> 00:23:43,710
'Superhero!'
484
00:23:45,251 --> 00:23:47,043
Hello!
485
00:23:47,873 --> 00:23:49,043
Duh!
486
00:23:49,873 --> 00:23:53,001
Clark Kent is Superman!
487
00:23:53,463 --> 00:23:54,585
[dramatic music]
488
00:23:54,668 --> 00:23:56,460
[chuckling]
489
00:23:56,543 --> 00:23:59,585
Well, that was worth
the whole trip.
490
00:23:59,668 --> 00:24:03,043
To actually meet the most
galactically stupid woman
491
00:24:03,873 --> 00:24:05,501
'who ever lived.
Ha ha ha..'
492
00:24:05,585 --> 00:24:07,168
Come on, Herb.
493
00:24:07,251 --> 00:24:11,043
Clark and Superman are dead.
494
00:24:12,873 --> 00:24:15,293
The future...belongs to me.
495
00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:19,418
[Tempus chuckling]
496
00:24:33,210 --> 00:24:35,876
Lois? Lois, you're alright.
I thought that--
497
00:24:37,168 --> 00:24:40,543
And don't pretend
that
hurt...Superman.
498
00:24:49,543 --> 00:24:53,873
It all started because I
wanted
to lead a normal life.
499
00:24:53,210 --> 00:24:57,251
Friends, a job, a girl..
500
00:24:57,335 --> 00:25:00,626
[sighs]
Lois, I knew that I couldn't
do
that if everybody knew.
501
00:25:00,710 --> 00:25:03,376
People would be
mobbing me all the
time.
502
00:25:03,460 --> 00:25:06,668
[sighing]
Lois, come on, you
haven't
said a word since 1866.
503
00:25:06,751 --> 00:25:09,460
You are the lowest form
of life imaginable.
504
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:13,251
Not what I was hoping for,
but I guess it's a start.
505
00:25:13,335 --> 00:25:15,251
You're a liar.
There's nothing worse.
506
00:25:15,335 --> 00:25:17,335
Lois, I did not lie to you.
507
00:25:17,418 --> 00:25:19,251
I just told you certain facts
508
00:25:19,335 --> 00:25:21,501
to keep you from finding
out
about certain other
facts.
509
00:25:21,585 --> 00:25:23,335
You know, you ought
to run for president.
510
00:25:23,418 --> 00:25:24,960
Oh, but you can't,
you weren't born here.
511
00:25:25,043 --> 00:25:27,293
Then again, you could just
lie.
Look at you right now.
512
00:25:27,376 --> 00:25:29,001
Renting a car,
that's a big, fat lie.
513
00:25:29,463 --> 00:25:32,210
What do you need a car for?
You're Superman.
514
00:25:32,293 --> 00:25:34,168
[indistinct chatter]
515
00:25:34,251 --> 00:25:37,293
Lois, I think we should keep
as low a profile as we can.
516
00:25:37,376 --> 00:25:40,210
Anything we change in our past
could really affect our future.
517
00:25:40,293 --> 00:25:41,960
Well, you always have
an answer for everything.
518
00:25:42,043 --> 00:25:44,168
You're good, Clark.
You're really good.
519
00:25:44,251 --> 00:25:46,376
No. Actually I'm not.
520
00:25:46,460 --> 00:25:48,335
Lois..
521
00:25:48,418 --> 00:25:50,960
...I have hated not
being able to tell you this.
522
00:25:52,585 --> 00:25:53,876
I mean, you think
it was easy for me
523
00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:55,960
sitting there and watch you
swoon over Superman
524
00:25:56,043 --> 00:25:57,710
at the same time
ignoring me?
525
00:25:57,793 --> 00:25:59,960
That's ridiculous.
You are Superman.
526
00:26:00,043 --> 00:26:04,210
[sighs]
No. Lois,
Superman is what I can do.
527
00:26:04,293 --> 00:26:07,501
Clark is who I am.
528
00:26:07,585 --> 00:26:09,710
And the closer
we've gotten..
529
00:26:09,793 --> 00:26:11,543
[sighs]
...the more I've wanted
to explain this to you
530
00:26:11,626 --> 00:26:14,460
but it just kept getting
so complicated.
531
00:26:14,543 --> 00:26:16,501
Well, you've obviously had
more time to think about
this
532
00:26:16,585 --> 00:26:18,835
than I have, so why don't you
answer one question for me?
533
00:26:18,918 --> 00:26:20,793
How can I ever
trust you
again?
534
00:26:28,460 --> 00:26:31,043
Glasses, secret identity..
535
00:26:31,873 --> 00:26:33,168
...seemed like a good idea
at the time.
536
00:26:36,001 --> 00:26:39,001
[instrumental music]
537
00:26:40,918 --> 00:26:42,460
[leaves rustling]
538
00:26:45,873 --> 00:26:47,873
Just like
the history books
said.
539
00:26:47,210 --> 00:26:50,835
Yes, right down to the
remnants
of the exploding planet
540
00:26:50,918 --> 00:26:53,835
sucked along the, the path
of the ship here.
541
00:26:54,668 --> 00:26:56,168
Otherwise known..
542
00:26:58,001 --> 00:26:59,418
...as Kryptonite.
543
00:27:02,376 --> 00:27:03,376
Open it.
544
00:27:06,251 --> 00:27:07,710
[beeps]
545
00:27:13,001 --> 00:27:14,335
(Wells)
'Oh, my.'
546
00:27:14,418 --> 00:27:15,835
Hello, junior.
547
00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:20,418
[engine rumbling]
548
00:27:22,335 --> 00:27:24,168
And it was partly
for your protection.
549
00:27:24,251 --> 00:27:25,626
Don't patronize me.
550
00:27:25,710 --> 00:27:27,873
I'm not patronizing you.
551
00:27:27,210 --> 00:27:30,463
If you knew and somebody
found out that you knew
552
00:27:30,168 --> 00:27:31,335
you'd have been
a target.
553
00:27:31,418 --> 00:27:34,251
What do you think I am,
galactically stupid?
554
00:27:34,335 --> 00:27:37,463
[engine revving]
555
00:27:39,918 --> 00:27:42,168
You are the smartest
woman that I know.
556
00:27:42,251 --> 00:27:44,918
And I never wanted
to hurt you in any way.
557
00:27:45,001 --> 00:27:47,668
Now, if what I did
was wrong..
558
00:27:47,751 --> 00:27:48,918
...then I apologize.
559
00:27:50,418 --> 00:27:52,873
But I can't change
what I've done.
560
00:27:57,668 --> 00:27:59,501
Wait a minute.
561
00:27:59,585 --> 00:28:02,043
- We're here.
- Where?
562
00:28:02,873 --> 00:28:05,001
This is Shuster's Field,
where the ship landed. Come on.
563
00:28:11,501 --> 00:28:13,168
I think we're early.
564
00:28:13,251 --> 00:28:14,918
Mom and dad
used to say that it was night
565
00:28:15,001 --> 00:28:16,876
when they were driving along
and they saw what they thought
566
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:18,335
looked like a meteor.
567
00:28:19,501 --> 00:28:20,835
Here.
568
00:28:26,876 --> 00:28:27,876
What?
569
00:28:29,626 --> 00:28:30,835
Nothing.
570
00:28:30,918 --> 00:28:33,335
Just all those times
you pretended you couldn't hit
571
00:28:33,418 --> 00:28:36,960
couldn't jump, couldn't open
a peanut butter jar by
yourself.
572
00:28:40,710 --> 00:28:44,751
Lois, do the words
"Let it go" mean anything
to..
573
00:28:44,835 --> 00:28:47,463
- Ow.
- What?
574
00:28:47,168 --> 00:28:48,585
I don't know.
575
00:28:48,668 --> 00:28:52,543
I feel kind of weak,
like there's Kryptonite
around.
576
00:28:52,626 --> 00:28:53,835
But that would
mean
that the ship
577
00:28:53,918 --> 00:28:55,335
would already have
to have landed..
578
00:28:55,418 --> 00:28:56,501
Clark, look.
579
00:28:58,501 --> 00:29:00,460
It can't be.
580
00:29:00,543 --> 00:29:01,918
Tempus.
581
00:29:02,001 --> 00:29:03,168
Where are we?
582
00:29:03,251 --> 00:29:05,460
Well, if I remember
my Kent history from
college
583
00:29:05,543 --> 00:29:08,460
this should be Rocky
Cove,
a nice, safe place
584
00:29:08,543 --> 00:29:11,001
to spend some quality
time
with our child.
585
00:29:11,463 --> 00:29:12,918
Just put him right there.
586
00:29:15,710 --> 00:29:18,168
(Wells)
'Here, little one. Just
rest.'
587
00:29:20,460 --> 00:29:24,501
You know,
I...I won't let you hurt
him.
588
00:29:24,585 --> 00:29:26,710
I will fight you
with my last breath.
589
00:29:26,793 --> 00:29:29,460
- Really?
- I swear it.
590
00:29:29,543 --> 00:29:31,043
Oh, dear..
591
00:29:31,873 --> 00:29:34,463
Sorry. Can't have you
swearing in front of the
baby.
592
00:29:34,168 --> 00:29:36,873
[chuckling]
593
00:29:36,210 --> 00:29:38,168
[baby cooing]
594
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:45,873
What are we gonna say?
595
00:29:45,210 --> 00:29:47,918
You'll think of something.
You're good at that.
596
00:29:48,001 --> 00:29:50,463
[sighing]
Yeah.
Right.
597
00:29:50,168 --> 00:29:52,376
"Hi, uh..
598
00:29:52,460 --> 00:29:54,293
...did you find a
baby
in a spaceship?"
599
00:29:54,376 --> 00:29:56,918
[humming]
600
00:29:57,001 --> 00:29:58,751
Hello.
601
00:29:58,835 --> 00:30:00,210
[instrumental music]
602
00:30:02,626 --> 00:30:03,751
Are you alright?
603
00:30:05,463 --> 00:30:09,463
Oh. Yeah.
He's just, uh, really
tired.
604
00:30:09,168 --> 00:30:10,960
We've been doing
a lot of traveling.
605
00:30:11,043 --> 00:30:13,251
Oh, well, I know
just what'll fix you up.
606
00:30:16,210 --> 00:30:18,873
Nothing like
buttermilk
for what ails you.
607
00:30:19,918 --> 00:30:22,873
That's what my husband,
Jonathan always says.
608
00:30:22,210 --> 00:30:24,543
What am I being accused
of saying?
609
00:30:24,626 --> 00:30:27,463
Oh. Jeez!
Oh, I'm-I'm really
sorry.
610
00:30:27,168 --> 00:30:30,460
It's just
you both look so young.
611
00:30:30,543 --> 00:30:32,418
Oh, it's alright.
Don't worry about it.
612
00:30:32,501 --> 00:30:35,001
Yeah, but I know how clean
you like to keep things..
613
00:30:36,668 --> 00:30:39,210
Um, what he means
is that it's-it's obvious
614
00:30:39,293 --> 00:30:41,501
that you keep your house
as neat as a pin.
615
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:45,376
Uh, excuse me, folks.
Uh, Martha.
616
00:30:47,168 --> 00:30:49,793
Did you hear anything about
Shuster selling his field?
617
00:30:49,876 --> 00:30:51,460
- No.
- That's odd.
618
00:30:51,543 --> 00:30:53,335
'Cause I just saw a couple
of weird-looking city fellas--
619
00:30:53,418 --> 00:30:55,585
(Martha)
'Oh, now, Jonathan,
let's not talk business.'
620
00:30:55,668 --> 00:30:57,460
We have company. Come on.
621
00:30:57,543 --> 00:30:59,293
This is my husband, Jonathan.
622
00:31:00,543 --> 00:31:03,626
Now, what brings you
two folks out this way?
623
00:31:03,710 --> 00:31:05,876
Uh...well..
624
00:31:08,168 --> 00:31:10,710
We were, um, uh..
625
00:31:10,793 --> 00:31:13,001
Looking for something.
626
00:31:13,463 --> 00:31:14,168
Like what?
627
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:17,918
You didn't happen
to find a baby, did you?
628
00:31:24,873 --> 00:31:25,376
No, Martha..
629
00:31:27,918 --> 00:31:30,585
It's just I'm not able
to have children.
630
00:31:30,668 --> 00:31:32,463
We can't.
631
00:31:34,460 --> 00:31:39,463
But I know that
if I were to find a baby
632
00:31:39,168 --> 00:31:42,168
I would be the most
grateful woman in the world.
633
00:31:44,463 --> 00:31:46,043
And the world's best mom.
634
00:31:49,543 --> 00:31:50,960
Thank you.
635
00:31:55,751 --> 00:31:57,001
How about some more
buttermilk?
636
00:31:57,463 --> 00:31:58,835
Oh, you've been very kind
637
00:31:58,918 --> 00:32:01,835
but, uh, we're on sort
of a tight schedule, aren't
we?
638
00:32:01,918 --> 00:32:03,918
Yeah. Uh, da..
639
00:32:04,001 --> 00:32:06,168
Um, uh,
sir.
I'm sorry.
640
00:32:06,251 --> 00:32:08,376
You were saying something
about Shuster's Field?
641
00:32:08,460 --> 00:32:10,251
Oh, you don't have
to be polite.
642
00:32:10,335 --> 00:32:12,873
Oh, he's not.
643
00:32:12,210 --> 00:32:14,251
I mean, he is.
644
00:32:14,335 --> 00:32:16,876
Uh, did you see
some people there?
645
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:18,793
Uh, yeah.
Uh, two city fellas.
646
00:32:18,876 --> 00:32:21,835
I thought they were buyers.
Weird-looking.
647
00:32:21,918 --> 00:32:23,501
Do you know
where they were headed?
648
00:32:23,585 --> 00:32:25,501
They headed up
to Rocky Cove on foot.
649
00:32:25,585 --> 00:32:27,001
We'd better go.
650
00:32:30,626 --> 00:32:32,210
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
651
00:32:36,463 --> 00:32:37,210
Uh..
652
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:40,501
I hope you find
who you're looking for.
653
00:32:42,168 --> 00:32:43,543
You, too.
654
00:32:46,251 --> 00:32:48,918
[instrumental music]
655
00:32:49,001 --> 00:32:51,168
I don't know
how I know this
656
00:32:51,251 --> 00:32:53,668
but I don't think
his color's quite right.
657
00:32:53,751 --> 00:32:55,585
He's getting sick.
658
00:32:55,668 --> 00:32:57,585
Don't worry.
659
00:32:57,668 --> 00:32:59,793
I'll take good care of him.
660
00:33:05,168 --> 00:33:07,460
[music continues]
661
00:33:07,543 --> 00:33:09,543
[engine rumbling]
662
00:33:12,501 --> 00:33:15,001
- Are you okay?
- Just tired.
663
00:33:15,463 --> 00:33:17,918
I've never seen you look
so pale, even from Kryptonite.
664
00:33:18,001 --> 00:33:20,463
I'll be fine. I just need
to rest a little bit.
665
00:33:20,168 --> 00:33:24,168
Look, I'm sorry I was so hard
on you before about..
666
00:33:24,251 --> 00:33:25,585
...you know.
667
00:33:27,460 --> 00:33:29,460
It must've been really
hard all those years
668
00:33:29,543 --> 00:33:31,793
having to hide and pretend.
669
00:33:31,876 --> 00:33:33,501
Not being able to share.
670
00:33:33,585 --> 00:33:35,501
I'm sorry you had
to go through that alone.
671
00:33:35,585 --> 00:33:37,876
I wasn't alone, Lois.
672
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:40,751
I always had my parents.
673
00:33:40,835 --> 00:33:42,001
And you.
674
00:33:44,043 --> 00:33:46,873
Maybe, there were a lot
of things that I couldn't
say
675
00:33:46,210 --> 00:33:49,293
but there was nothing
I couldn't feel.
676
00:33:50,668 --> 00:33:52,293
I just got to wake up here.
677
00:33:52,376 --> 00:33:54,873
You know, we're miles
from the Kryptonite.
678
00:33:54,210 --> 00:33:59,585
You shouldn't be feeling
this.. Clark. Your hands.
679
00:33:59,668 --> 00:34:02,835
(Clark)
'It's Tempus.
He must be changing the past.'
680
00:34:07,873 --> 00:34:09,210
Don't do this, Tempus.
681
00:34:09,293 --> 00:34:13,376
What, Herb?
I'm not doing a thing.
682
00:34:13,460 --> 00:34:14,960
[baby cooing]
683
00:34:15,043 --> 00:34:17,710
Does baby like his
shiny new Kryptonite?
684
00:34:17,793 --> 00:34:19,876
Huh? Well..
685
00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:23,001
You just play with it
all you want.
686
00:34:23,463 --> 00:34:25,043
[dramatic music]
687
00:34:29,543 --> 00:34:31,751
[engine revving]
688
00:34:34,918 --> 00:34:36,168
Over there.
689
00:34:38,251 --> 00:34:40,168
What's happening to you?
690
00:34:40,251 --> 00:34:42,460
In a minute,
I-I won't even exist.
691
00:34:42,543 --> 00:34:44,543
You're gonna have
to go without me.
692
00:34:47,710 --> 00:34:50,668
[intense music]
693
00:35:00,793 --> 00:35:02,001
[baby cooing]
694
00:35:02,463 --> 00:35:06,873
♪ Oh Superbaby
new to the Earth ♪
695
00:35:06,210 --> 00:35:08,043
♪ Play with your rock ♪
696
00:35:08,873 --> 00:35:11,585
♪ And make pointless
your birth ♪
697
00:35:11,668 --> 00:35:14,001
♪ The world will spin on ♪
698
00:35:14,463 --> 00:35:17,293
♪ Sans super decree ♪
699
00:35:17,376 --> 00:35:20,876
♪ And the future
belongs to ♪
700
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:25,001
♪ People like ♪
701
00:35:25,463 --> 00:35:27,460
♪ Me ♪♪
702
00:35:27,543 --> 00:35:29,418
(Tempus)
'Won't be long now.'
703
00:35:29,501 --> 00:35:33,418
You really think you can
destroy
Utopia by killing a child?
704
00:35:33,501 --> 00:35:36,251
Well, as you can see,
Herb,
I'm giving it my best.
705
00:35:36,335 --> 00:35:37,835
Oh, you're a fool.
706
00:35:37,918 --> 00:35:41,168
A world of peace will always
be man's ultimate goal.
707
00:35:41,251 --> 00:35:44,293
Herb, did your
books
actually sell?
708
00:35:44,376 --> 00:35:46,168
Because you're kind of a bore.
709
00:35:46,251 --> 00:35:48,460
Which brings me
to my next
question.
710
00:35:48,543 --> 00:35:51,001
What am I gonna do
with you, huh?
711
00:35:51,463 --> 00:35:53,168
I could just
leave you here to starve,
but..
712
00:35:53,251 --> 00:35:57,418
No, you might get away,
build another time machine.
713
00:35:57,501 --> 00:36:01,335
Obviously, I've got
to kill you. But how?
714
00:36:01,418 --> 00:36:04,210
Something suitable,
something ironic
715
00:36:04,293 --> 00:36:06,460
like what I did to Lois.
That was good.
716
00:36:06,543 --> 00:36:09,876
I know.
A Utopian execution.
717
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:11,835
I'll bore you to death.
718
00:36:11,918 --> 00:36:12,918
[Tempus chuckling]
719
00:36:13,001 --> 00:36:14,585
[twig snaps]
720
00:36:16,293 --> 00:36:19,251
[intense music]
721
00:36:34,873 --> 00:36:36,463
[grunting]
722
00:36:46,710 --> 00:36:48,460
How did you get here?
723
00:36:49,918 --> 00:36:52,501
Another time machine.
724
00:36:52,585 --> 00:36:56,001
Where is it?
You will tell me.
725
00:36:56,463 --> 00:36:58,251
[inhales]
726
00:36:58,335 --> 00:37:00,293
[wind howling]
727
00:37:03,001 --> 00:37:05,793
[grunting]
728
00:37:08,376 --> 00:37:11,835
You like violence so much?
Come on, let's see what you
got.
729
00:37:11,918 --> 00:37:14,501
[grunting]
730
00:37:15,918 --> 00:37:18,418
I hate to tell you,
but you hit like a girl.
731
00:37:20,626 --> 00:37:22,043
[music continues]
732
00:37:25,918 --> 00:37:28,835
Miss Lane, the baby.
The baby, is he, is he..
733
00:37:31,376 --> 00:37:33,793
Oh. Oh, gosh.
734
00:37:33,876 --> 00:37:35,918
I'm not very,
I'm not very good
with..
735
00:37:36,001 --> 00:37:38,668
Oh, you will be.
You will be, Miss Lane.
736
00:37:38,751 --> 00:37:42,043
Just hold his, hold his head,
yes. And keep him close.
737
00:37:42,873 --> 00:37:43,460
Oh.
738
00:37:45,463 --> 00:37:46,168
[baby cooing]
739
00:37:46,251 --> 00:37:48,418
Oh, yes, yes,
yes, yes, yes.
740
00:37:51,873 --> 00:37:52,835
[grunting]
741
00:37:59,793 --> 00:38:00,960
[grunting]
742
00:38:04,918 --> 00:38:07,335
- Show-off.
- Clark?
743
00:38:07,418 --> 00:38:09,376
- Are you alright?
- I'm fine.
744
00:38:09,460 --> 00:38:11,543
- I was so afraid that you--
- It's alright.
745
00:38:11,626 --> 00:38:13,001
Everything's alright.
746
00:38:13,463 --> 00:38:15,043
I couldn't stand the
idea
that I might lose you.
747
00:38:15,873 --> 00:38:17,918
And I'd never get
to tell you how
much..
748
00:38:18,001 --> 00:38:20,463
- I'd never get to say--
- Oh, please.
749
00:38:20,168 --> 00:38:23,043
I'll go to jail, I'll strap
myself into the electric
chair.
750
00:38:23,873 --> 00:38:25,210
Just don't make me
listen to this.
751
00:38:28,501 --> 00:38:30,460
[baby cooing]
752
00:38:32,376 --> 00:38:34,501
It's almost night.
I-I've got to go.
753
00:38:39,835 --> 00:38:42,293
I've always wanted
to do this in front of you.
754
00:38:47,876 --> 00:38:49,463
[chuckles]
755
00:38:50,501 --> 00:38:51,710
[whirring]
756
00:38:58,626 --> 00:39:00,793
- He looks like you.
- I hope so.
757
00:39:03,463 --> 00:39:04,918
Time to go, pal.
758
00:39:11,418 --> 00:39:14,501
Now, I just need to show mom
and dad where to find us.
759
00:39:14,585 --> 00:39:15,960
Sit tight, little fella.
760
00:39:16,043 --> 00:39:17,626
And they'll be here
to get you.
761
00:39:19,376 --> 00:39:21,168
Or us.
762
00:39:21,251 --> 00:39:23,293
[engine rumbling]
763
00:39:23,376 --> 00:39:26,376
[instrumental music]
764
00:39:28,543 --> 00:39:29,751
[rumbling]
765
00:39:33,918 --> 00:39:35,463
What was that?
766
00:39:35,168 --> 00:39:38,873
Looked like a meteor,
over in Shuster's Field.
767
00:39:42,001 --> 00:39:44,960
[mellow music]
768
00:39:51,463 --> 00:39:52,793
[whispering]
769
00:39:54,001 --> 00:39:56,210
My Lord.
770
00:39:56,293 --> 00:39:57,668
Oh, Jonathan..
771
00:39:59,210 --> 00:40:00,585
[whispering]
Hi.
772
00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:07,460
Who's the sweetest
baby in the world?
773
00:40:08,918 --> 00:40:10,210
There we go.
774
00:40:14,463 --> 00:40:15,418
Hello, hello.
775
00:40:18,460 --> 00:40:20,043
What's the matter, my dear?
776
00:40:20,873 --> 00:40:22,168
[sighing]
777
00:40:22,251 --> 00:40:23,918
You've been
to the future, Mr. Wells.
778
00:40:24,001 --> 00:40:26,463
Is it true what Tempus
said about me?
779
00:40:26,168 --> 00:40:30,463
Oh, yes. You're as highly
revered as any woman in
history.
780
00:40:30,168 --> 00:40:32,835
Oh. No. I-I meant about..
781
00:40:34,793 --> 00:40:37,460
...being galactically stupid.
782
00:40:40,043 --> 00:40:41,835
No.
783
00:40:41,918 --> 00:40:45,543
No, no, Miss Lane.
Not stupid. Blind.
784
00:40:45,626 --> 00:40:47,543
It's one of the many
things
that makes your story
785
00:40:47,626 --> 00:40:51,463
so timeless, why children
never
tire of hearing it at bedtime
786
00:40:51,168 --> 00:40:54,376
why, why parents
never outgrow
it..
787
00:40:54,460 --> 00:40:56,543
...generation after generation
788
00:40:56,626 --> 00:40:59,463
we're all blinded
by love, Miss
Lane.
789
00:40:59,168 --> 00:41:02,793
Especially, that one great love
790
00:41:02,876 --> 00:41:06,585
that changes us forever.
791
00:41:06,668 --> 00:41:10,876
Oh, excuse me, but I'm in
danger
of choking on my own vomit.
792
00:41:14,751 --> 00:41:17,210
Everything's alright.
The Kents have the baby.
793
00:41:17,293 --> 00:41:18,585
Oh, good, good, good.
794
00:41:18,668 --> 00:41:20,710
Then we can start
to make things
right.
795
00:41:20,793 --> 00:41:24,168
Superman, you and Lois meet me
at the second time machine.
796
00:41:25,835 --> 00:41:27,626
Where are you going?
797
00:41:27,710 --> 00:41:32,418
To see to it, Mr. Tempus
causes no more trouble.
798
00:41:33,918 --> 00:41:36,463
Superman, as long
as I have you here
799
00:41:36,168 --> 00:41:38,251
just answer one thing for me.
800
00:41:40,376 --> 00:41:43,463
Why tights? Why a cape?
801
00:41:43,168 --> 00:41:46,463
You're a grown man.
Don't you feel ridiculous?
802
00:41:47,543 --> 00:41:49,835
My mother made it for me.
803
00:41:54,210 --> 00:41:55,418
[chuckles]
804
00:41:58,585 --> 00:42:01,543
[zapping]
805
00:42:07,626 --> 00:42:09,626
[instrumental music]
806
00:42:11,835 --> 00:42:14,710
Well, Clark.
807
00:42:17,585 --> 00:42:20,043
You got a little, um,
schmutz here
808
00:42:20,873 --> 00:42:22,501
on your..."S".
809
00:42:25,168 --> 00:42:28,873
[mellow music]
810
00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:42,168
Is this gonna feel as
weird
to you as it does to me
811
00:42:42,251 --> 00:42:43,918
knowing that you're
Superman from now on?
812
00:42:44,001 --> 00:42:47,001
Well, I'm afraid
that can't be, Miss Lane.
813
00:42:47,463 --> 00:42:48,793
Not just yet, anyway.
814
00:42:48,876 --> 00:42:51,418
We've tampered
with history enough.
815
00:42:52,335 --> 00:42:53,585
It's a little bit late.
816
00:42:53,668 --> 00:42:55,335
[chuckling]
No, no, not at all.
817
00:42:55,418 --> 00:42:58,876
I'll simply drop each of you
back before I ever showed up.
818
00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:01,168
'That way you'll both
remember nothing'
819
00:43:01,251 --> 00:43:04,043
and none of this will have
ever happened.
820
00:43:04,873 --> 00:43:05,710
Is that what you did
with Tempus?
821
00:43:05,793 --> 00:43:09,043
Oh, no. Mr. Tempus
was such a lover of irony.
822
00:43:09,873 --> 00:43:11,293
I decided to give him
a lifetime of it.
823
00:43:11,376 --> 00:43:14,001
- 'How so?'
- 'By granting him his
wish.'
824
00:43:14,463 --> 00:43:16,376
'To live in a violent'
825
00:43:16,460 --> 00:43:19,460
'hellish...dystopia.'
826
00:43:19,543 --> 00:43:20,626
Miss Lane.
827
00:43:22,376 --> 00:43:24,751
[whirring]
828
00:43:35,293 --> 00:43:37,873
Take this, you loony!
829
00:43:37,210 --> 00:43:38,335
[laughing]
830
00:43:38,418 --> 00:43:42,585
You stupid hayseed,
corn-sucking cow-lovers!
831
00:43:42,668 --> 00:43:46,043
I don't belong here!
I'm from the future!
832
00:43:46,873 --> 00:43:47,543
I have to get out of
here,
so I can build
833
00:43:47,626 --> 00:43:49,751
another time machine!
834
00:43:49,835 --> 00:43:53,001
Hey!
Is anybody listening to me?
835
00:43:54,251 --> 00:43:55,251
Hey!
836
00:43:56,876 --> 00:43:59,168
Oh!
837
00:43:59,251 --> 00:44:01,335
- You're cutting it close.
- I still got eight
minutes.
838
00:44:01,418 --> 00:44:03,876
What'd I get him? And don't
tell me checked suspenders.
839
00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:05,585
How'd you know?
840
00:44:05,668 --> 00:44:07,251
[sighing]
841
00:44:07,335 --> 00:44:09,710
[indistinct chatter]
842
00:44:12,460 --> 00:44:14,751
- Good morning, Lois.
- You're late.
843
00:44:14,835 --> 00:44:16,873
Good morning, Clark.
844
00:44:17,585 --> 00:44:20,251
I'm having the weirdest
feeling of deja vu.
845
00:44:20,335 --> 00:44:23,463
Don't tell me. You got him
checked suspenders again.
846
00:44:23,168 --> 00:44:24,751
How did you know?
847
00:44:24,835 --> 00:44:27,463
You got him that last
year,
didn't you?
848
00:44:27,168 --> 00:44:28,918
No, Clark. I'm serious.
849
00:44:30,376 --> 00:44:32,293
Now, that you mention
it,
it does feel
850
00:44:32,376 --> 00:44:34,001
like we've done all this before.
851
00:44:34,463 --> 00:44:37,251
Oh, no. I forgot
to get the card. Jimmy!
852
00:44:37,335 --> 00:44:40,918
Oh. Here it is.
How'd that get there?
853
00:44:42,501 --> 00:44:44,293
- Clark.
- You were holding it for me.
854
00:44:44,376 --> 00:44:47,376
- It's my card. Remember?
- No, I-I don't.
855
00:44:47,460 --> 00:44:49,335
Come to think of it,
I don't even like
cards.
856
00:44:49,418 --> 00:44:50,835
Just sort of slows
down
that whole getting
857
00:44:50,918 --> 00:44:52,876
to the present thing.
You know what I mean?
858
00:44:57,873 --> 00:44:58,335
What?
859
00:44:59,543 --> 00:45:01,626
I was just thinking..
860
00:45:01,710 --> 00:45:04,668
(female #1)
'Sh-sh! Sh-sh! Here he comes,
you guys. Come on!'
861
00:45:04,751 --> 00:45:07,873
[sighs]
Nah.
862
00:45:07,210 --> 00:45:11,335
- Hey, everybody!
- 'Surprise! Surprise!'
863
00:45:11,418 --> 00:45:12,835
(male #6)
'Happy birthday, Perry!'
864
00:45:12,918 --> 00:45:16,876
- 'Happy birthday.'
- 'Happy birthday, Perry!'
865
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:19,751
[indistinct chatter]
866
00:45:19,835 --> 00:45:21,668
[instrumental music]
867
00:45:24,251 --> 00:45:26,001
[chuckling]
868
00:45:33,835 --> 00:45:36,873
[theme music]