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["Canon in D Minor"
by Johann Pachelbel]
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Umm, I-I know
this is supposed to be
art
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but, uh, to me it-it just
looks
like a big car wreck.
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I don't see a
mother
or a daughter.
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You guys don't get it.
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You have to open your mind
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to the artist's inner feelings.
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- Oh.
- Hey, wait a minute.
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You know, if you tilt
your head to the right
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and squint your eyes
a little bit
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you can just about
make out Elvis's profile.
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- I don't see it, chief.
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Look between these two
hubcaps here
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and that upside-down
speedometer.
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- Oh, yeah.
- You see it?
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Maybe the fat Elvis.
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Why do I even try?
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Art to you guys is like prints
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of those poker-playing dogs.
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Oh, I love those.
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Did you ever see
the one with the two dogs
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in the bar throwing darts?
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[laughter]
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- Uh, Lo-Lois Lane?
- Yes?
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(male #1)
'This is for you.'
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Oh.
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Who's it from?
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I have no idea.
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"Dear Lois, please forgive me
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"but my feelings
for you run deep
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"and I'm too shy
to tell you in
person.
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"But I want the world to know
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"that whenever I think of
you,
my heart sings.
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Your secret admirer."
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[clears throat]
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Don't look at me.
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I may be from Kansas,
but I am not that corny.
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This is so embarrassing.
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Well, open it up.
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Ohh.
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Oh, it's so beautiful.
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Well, whoever this guy is
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he sure has a sense of style.
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Lift up that latch.
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[gasps]
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[chuckles]
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That's the damnedest thing
I've ever seen.
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[singing opera]
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[giggles]
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That's really cool.
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[singing continues]
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Waiter?
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Excuse me.
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I wanted one of those.
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[laughter]
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[all grunting]
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Oh!
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[all screaming]
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[zapping]
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[electricity crackles]
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Boy, this fella sure
knows how to clear a room.
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Chief, you don't have to yell.
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Who's yelling?
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You know, I hate to think of
what this guy would've sent
you
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if he didn't like you.
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[theme music]
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- Morning.
- Morning.
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- Did the lab call?
- Uh, yeah.
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Unfortunately the wiring
in that box was so badly
melted
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they couldn't tell anything.
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You got any idea who Romeo is?
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I haven't been able
to think of anyone
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who likes me
enough to send me a..
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Uh, I'm still working on it.
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Lois, I just got off the phone
with the museum.
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I told them we'd
take care of the damages.
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Uh.. Is something wrong?
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"Dear Lois, please
accept
the gift on your desk
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'"as an apology for last night.'
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"I am itching to be yours.
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'Your secret admirer."'
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Well, are you gonna open it?
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- I don't know.
- You want me to open it?
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No. No, I'll do it.
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Ohh! It's beautiful.
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Well, it's a little tight, but..
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It means your secret
admirer
must work here.
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Because nobody else
has access to your
desk.
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(Perry)
'Well, that's good deductive
reasoning, Jimmy'
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- Thanks.
- But you're wrong.
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'I know
what everybody gets paid'
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and nobody gets paid enough
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to be able to afford
a rock like that
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'not even me.'
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It's just the most
romantic thing.
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"Itching to be yours?"
Give me a break.
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Clark, I'm sure
it's came from his heart.
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Amazing, you went from
being afraid to open this box
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to thinking this guy
was longfellow
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in a matter of 30 seconds.
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Oh, Clark, you just don't
understand romance.
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Lois, are you okay?
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I think I'm having an
allergic
reaction to the gold.
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Uh, it's too tight.
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Let me help.
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- Oh!
- Oh!
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- Uh.
- Ha, ha.
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Must have been a cheap setting.
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Well, so far, lover boy's
batting 'O' for two.
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It's discolored.
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It's been dipped
in some kind of
chemical.
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[chuckles]
Yeah. Real
romantic.
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Hey, watch it!
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What do you think
this is, the Tour de France?
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- Hey!
- Oh.
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I guess this is going to be
a long day.
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What? I'm a little
edgy.
I'm sorry, Clark.
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I just can't get this image
out of my head of some
weirdo
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sitting in his living
room,
snickering to his
friends
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about how he's going to get
Lois Lane to fall for him.
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Well, I guess
that's the drawback of being
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beautiful, successful,
and eligible.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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Nothing, I was
paying you a compliment.
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No, you weren't,
you were implying that
if
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I wasn't single, I
wouldn't
have this problem.
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No, I wasn't,
but you probably wouldn't
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have this problem
if you were married.
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Well, that's a
terrific
reason to get
married
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to avoid harassment.
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Yep, long day.
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- May I help you?
- Yes.
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I was wondering if you could
tell by looking at a ring
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where it was made.
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Well, I can certainly
tell by looking at it
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it wasn't made here.
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Let me get my loop.
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Gee, he's got some
beautiful things.
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These cameos are gorgeous.
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You ought to take a
look
at the things in this
case.
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They are not.
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Yuck.
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You know, these remind me of
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this computer nerd I used to
know in college Randall
Loomis.
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Followed me around
for an entire year
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like this annoying little gnat.
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And then one day,
I found in my locker
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a hideous piece of jewelry
just like this
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with this note attached to it
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said,
"From your secret admirer."
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Clark, that's it.
Randall Loomis.
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He must be the one behind this.
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He still lives in Metropolis.
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I think I can get
the information you want
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but it would help
if I could hold on
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to this ring for a day or so.
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- That's fine. Let's go.
- Okay.
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Uh, thank you.
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(Lois)
After years of pining for
me,
Loomis has finally
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to act on his sick
little fantasies.
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Turn here.
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That's it?
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(Clark)
'Looks like Randall the nerd'
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'is doing alright for himself.'
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Have you thought about
what you're going to say
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if it turns out
he's not behind all this?
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It makes perfect sense
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his intense infatuation for me
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his mechanical abilities
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and evidently
he has enough money
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to spend on all those
elaborate gifts.
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People do change, Lois.
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[chuckles]
This wouldn't be change,
Clark.
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This would be morphing.
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Yes?
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Hi, does Randall Loomis
live here?
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Yes. I'm Mrs. Loomis.
Can I help you?
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Mrs. Loomis. Ha, of course.
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- Hi, I'm Clark Kent.
- Hi.
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'And this is, um..'
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Lois Lane.
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Randall and Lois
are old friends.
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We were just in the
neighborhood
and Lois thought
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it might be nice
to drop by and say hello.
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Isn't that right, Lois?
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Oh, well, I'm sure
he'd be delighted.
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I'll be right back.
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Maybe it's a
different
Randall Loomis.
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It-it is a common name.
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Hi.
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You were looking for me?
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- Lois?
- Uh..
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Hi, Randall.
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Uh.. Do I know you
from somewhere?
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Lois Lane.
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We went to college together.
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Oh, Lois.
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I didn't recognize you.
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You-you look so mature.
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And, uh, and you look
like
you're doing, uh, very
well.
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Yeah, yeah.
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I sold my software company
last year and retired.
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'Donna and I are gonna
travel around the world'
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and then settle down
in our place in Paris.
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So, what have you been up to?
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Oh, uh, I'm a reporter.
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A-a-a journalist.
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Uh, senior
journalist
for the "Daily
Planet."
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Actually, I'm in charge of--
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Almost the entire newspaper.
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Oh, that-that's great.
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Well, would you folks
like to come in?
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No, we, we can't.
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We.. Big story, deadline.
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Ooh. Ha, ha.
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Well, it was nice
of you to stop by.
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I'm glad to see that you found
yourself a good man.
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I-in college, I seem to
remember
Lois always on the prowl
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but she never could hook up
with the right guy.
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I hope it works out
for you two.
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Thank you.
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Let's go.
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So, you were on
the prowl in
college?
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That man has a very
faulty memory.
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And did you see her nails?
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Obviously press-on.
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I-I, uh, wasn't really
focusing
on her nails, Lois.
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I'm glad you're having
such a good time.
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["Call It Stormy Monday"
by T-Bone Walker]
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♪ They call it stormy Monday ♪
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♪ But Tuesday's just as bad.. ♪
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♪ Wednesday is worse ♪
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♪ And Thursday's also sad.. ♪♪
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Ow! Ow!
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Ow!
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What did you do that for?
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Uh, you left the security
system off again
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and I just walked
right in the door.
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Oh, I could never figure out
how that stupid thing works.
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And you've got
a master's degree in
engineering
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and you can't figure out
how to turn on an alarm system?
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Well, sometimes geniuses
have trouble with simple
things.
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It's what makes us colorful.
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How do you feel about
the colors black and blue?
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[laughter]
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I've been waiting five years
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to even the score
with Lois Lane.
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And I'm not going to let
everything be ruined
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just because you are too stupid
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to set a simple alarm.
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Okay, okay.
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I'll-I'll rig it some way
so it's easy to operate.
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I don't care if you clap it
on.
Just use it.
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So, how did your meeting go
with the terrorists?
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Don't ever call them that.
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They like to be
called
Freedom Fighters.
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00:13:15,835 --> 00:13:17,463
And they wanted a little dem..
258
00:13:17,168 --> 00:13:18,376
They want a little demonstration
259
00:13:18,460 --> 00:13:19,876
before they'll
advance us any money.
260
00:13:22,543 --> 00:13:23,626
They don't trust us?
261
00:13:23,710 --> 00:13:25,543
Victor, we're the kind of people
262
00:13:25,626 --> 00:13:26,876
that deal with terrorists.
263
00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:28,873
Why would anybody trust us?
264
00:13:29,251 --> 00:13:31,585
Hmm, uh-huh.
265
00:13:31,668 --> 00:13:34,335
Is that thing ready?
266
00:13:34,418 --> 00:13:37,710
I modified the manufacturer's
spraying system and
installed--
267
00:13:37,793 --> 00:13:38,835
Boring!
268
00:13:40,626 --> 00:13:43,001
Is it ready?
269
00:13:43,463 --> 00:13:44,335
It's ready.
270
00:13:44,418 --> 00:13:45,585
Good.
271
00:13:45,668 --> 00:13:47,418
Now, think you can figure out
272
00:13:47,501 --> 00:13:48,668
how to get into this?
273
00:13:52,376 --> 00:13:54,873
Come on, sweetie.
274
00:13:54,210 --> 00:13:55,460
Come on.
275
00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:57,626
[barking]
276
00:13:57,710 --> 00:14:00,251
[imitating machine whirring]
277
00:14:02,463 --> 00:14:05,543
Is this another part of your
colorful genius persona?
278
00:14:05,626 --> 00:14:07,710
(Kyle)
'There it is. Let's go.'
279
00:14:14,751 --> 00:14:16,710
[hissing]
280
00:14:17,876 --> 00:14:18,876
[tires screeching]
281
00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:22,001
Look out!
282
00:14:24,918 --> 00:14:25,918
[glass shatters]
283
00:14:29,876 --> 00:14:32,168
(female #1)
'Are you okay? Come on.'
284
00:14:32,251 --> 00:14:34,001
[indistinct chatter]
285
00:14:41,918 --> 00:14:44,335
I'm sorry, but you should've
seen the look on your face
286
00:14:44,418 --> 00:14:45,793
when Randall Loomis said he was
287
00:14:45,876 --> 00:14:47,626
selling his software company
and moving to Paris.
288
00:14:47,710 --> 00:14:48,626
Would you stop it?
289
00:14:48,710 --> 00:14:49,835
You really think I care what
290
00:14:49,918 --> 00:14:51,293
Randall Loomis
does with his
life?
291
00:14:51,376 --> 00:14:52,876
I have more important
things
to deal with right now.
292
00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:54,418
Of course you do.
293
00:14:54,501 --> 00:14:56,001
You're a senior journalist.
294
00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:58,001
You know,
you could walk
back.
295
00:14:58,463 --> 00:14:59,960
[laughs]
Found it.
296
00:15:02,751 --> 00:15:04,873
Give me the tweezers.
297
00:15:04,210 --> 00:15:08,168
- Ow!
- I'm sorry.
298
00:15:08,251 --> 00:15:09,460
Sorry.
299
00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:12,668
[grunting]
300
00:15:15,293 --> 00:15:18,210
Now, is that our
little gift for Lois
Lane?
301
00:15:18,293 --> 00:15:19,543
Yes.
302
00:15:21,835 --> 00:15:22,835
Listen, I've been thinking--
303
00:15:22,918 --> 00:15:24,543
Bad idea, Victor.
304
00:15:24,626 --> 00:15:26,751
Bad idea! Bad idea!
305
00:15:33,463 --> 00:15:34,043
Whoa!
306
00:15:34,873 --> 00:15:35,463
Look out!
307
00:15:37,001 --> 00:15:40,873
- Steer into the skid!
- I am, it's not working!
308
00:15:42,168 --> 00:15:44,043
[tires screeching]
309
00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:51,960
- That was close.
- Too close.
310
00:15:53,168 --> 00:15:54,873
[panting]
311
00:15:54,210 --> 00:15:56,668
What'd you open the door for?
312
00:15:56,751 --> 00:15:59,710
I don't know, I thought maybe
for a moment there maybe..
313
00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:01,876
What? You were going
to stick your foot
out
314
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:05,418
and drag it along the
street
and stop the car?
315
00:16:05,501 --> 00:16:07,835
You've been watching
too many Flintstones
cartoons.
316
00:16:07,918 --> 00:16:09,335
[chuckles]
Yeah.
317
00:16:09,418 --> 00:16:10,626
Stay here. I'll go for help.
318
00:16:10,710 --> 00:16:12,751
Well, I'm not going to wait here
319
00:16:12,835 --> 00:16:16,873
while you go running off
and get the whole.. Ah!
320
00:16:18,626 --> 00:16:19,585
[grunts]
321
00:16:21,793 --> 00:16:23,751
[tires screeching]
322
00:16:29,251 --> 00:16:30,251
[dramatic music]
323
00:16:30,335 --> 00:16:31,626
[tires screeching]
324
00:16:35,168 --> 00:16:36,293
You okay?
325
00:16:36,376 --> 00:16:37,501
[crowd applauding]
326
00:16:37,585 --> 00:16:39,168
- Are you alright?
- 'Thank you, Superman.'
327
00:16:39,251 --> 00:16:42,873
Yeah, for someone
who just saw their life
328
00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:43,335
flash before their eyes.
329
00:16:46,043 --> 00:16:47,918
What caused this?
330
00:16:48,001 --> 00:16:49,873
I'm not sure.
331
00:16:49,210 --> 00:16:51,418
Some kind of chemical reaction.
332
00:16:54,918 --> 00:16:57,001
[instrumental music]
333
00:17:13,043 --> 00:17:17,873
Promise me someday
you'll tell me how you do
that.
334
00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:19,460
Here's the little Dickens.
335
00:17:22,501 --> 00:17:24,873
[chip clatters]
336
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:25,543
Whoops.
337
00:17:25,626 --> 00:17:26,668
Don't move.
338
00:17:27,751 --> 00:17:29,335
Why?
339
00:17:29,418 --> 00:17:30,626
I dropped the chip.
340
00:17:30,710 --> 00:17:32,668
Oh, you dropped the chip.
341
00:17:32,751 --> 00:17:34,793
Can you see the chip?
342
00:17:34,876 --> 00:17:37,376
No.
343
00:17:37,460 --> 00:17:40,001
Victor, that little chip
344
00:17:40,463 --> 00:17:43,251
is worth well over
a hundred thousand dollars.
345
00:17:43,335 --> 00:17:45,463
And it's irreplaceable.
346
00:17:45,168 --> 00:17:49,793
Unlike you. So I'd like you
to look for the chip again.
347
00:17:51,293 --> 00:17:52,960
Oh! Oh-oh-oh.
348
00:17:57,751 --> 00:18:00,210
It was by your foot.
349
00:18:00,293 --> 00:18:02,168
- Lucky.
- No harm done.
350
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:08,460
Oh, Victor.
351
00:18:08,543 --> 00:18:11,918
Did I ever tell you how much
time I spent in prison?
352
00:18:12,001 --> 00:18:13,043
I think you said
about five years.
353
00:18:13,873 --> 00:18:14,251
About five years.
354
00:18:14,335 --> 00:18:15,793
And you know
that in that whole
time
355
00:18:15,876 --> 00:18:18,710
I never got one single day
off
for good behavior.
356
00:18:18,793 --> 00:18:20,460
- You know why?
- No.
357
00:18:20,543 --> 00:18:23,210
Oh, 'cause I'm-I'm just
not
a very nice person, see?
358
00:18:23,293 --> 00:18:26,210
I'm just not a very nice person.
359
00:18:26,293 --> 00:18:29,835
And my problem today
is that I just don't
feel that
360
00:18:29,918 --> 00:18:33,960
you understand how much
this project means to
me.
361
00:18:34,918 --> 00:18:36,168
- I understand.
- Do you?
362
00:18:36,251 --> 00:18:39,043
I understand.
It'll never happen again.
363
00:18:39,873 --> 00:18:40,501
- No?
- No.
364
00:18:42,418 --> 00:18:44,710
Good, hey, we've had a long day.
365
00:18:44,793 --> 00:18:46,835
How about I take you
out
to the old ballgame?
366
00:18:48,501 --> 00:18:50,710
(in unison)
'Lois! Lois! Lois!'
367
00:18:50,793 --> 00:18:52,376
Hey, slugger.
368
00:18:52,460 --> 00:18:53,585
Batter up?
369
00:18:53,668 --> 00:18:55,251
Someone want to tell
me
what's going on?
370
00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:57,168
Didn't you read
the sports section yet?
371
00:18:57,251 --> 00:18:58,210
Not yet. Why?
372
00:18:58,293 --> 00:18:59,793
You're the action shot
of the day.
373
00:18:59,876 --> 00:19:02,460
"Lois Lane, let me
be your designated hitter.
374
00:19:02,543 --> 00:19:04,168
Your secret admirer."
375
00:19:04,251 --> 00:19:05,585
(Lois)
'What?'
376
00:19:05,668 --> 00:19:06,835
(Jimmy)
'I think it's kind of
cool'
377
00:19:06,918 --> 00:19:08,460
'the way he tied
in the baseball theme.'
378
00:19:09,668 --> 00:19:14,463
You know?
The whole...designated hitter.
379
00:19:14,168 --> 00:19:15,751
Oh, I sure wish
somebody would yell out
380
00:19:15,835 --> 00:19:16,876
"Copy boy" right about now.
381
00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:18,918
Lois
382
00:19:19,001 --> 00:19:22,873
A lot of people tell me
I'm too old to be romantic.
383
00:19:22,210 --> 00:19:24,873
And they're right.
Do me a favor.
384
00:19:24,210 --> 00:19:27,918
Would you tell loverboy
to send a candygram next time?
385
00:19:28,043 --> 00:19:29,960
Was the message
on the board very
long?
386
00:19:30,043 --> 00:19:32,918
Long? The game was postponed
for half an hour.
387
00:19:33,001 --> 00:19:34,835
The fans were going nuts.
388
00:19:34,918 --> 00:19:36,293
Nuts in a good way?
389
00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:39,210
The boys in the press box
called him the prankster.
390
00:19:39,293 --> 00:19:42,001
Me? I suggested
a different
name.
391
00:19:42,463 --> 00:19:45,376
Pete, don't you have
a box score to study?
392
00:19:48,543 --> 00:19:50,293
How did he manage this?
393
00:19:50,376 --> 00:19:54,335
- Well, I--
- With a stolen computer chip.
394
00:19:54,418 --> 00:19:57,210
I spoke to the manager
of the stadium this morning.
395
00:19:57,293 --> 00:19:59,293
He told me that the scoreboard
was programmed
396
00:19:59,376 --> 00:20:01,585
by Stanton Electronics.
397
00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:02,876
Ring a bell?
398
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:04,251
One of their
trucks
was caught up
399
00:20:04,335 --> 00:20:05,793
in that mess on
the street
yesterday.
400
00:20:05,876 --> 00:20:08,335
Turns out two computer chips
were stolen and replaced with
401
00:20:08,418 --> 00:20:10,293
altered chips
after the accident.
402
00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:12,043
One controlled your scoreboard.
403
00:20:12,873 --> 00:20:14,335
The other was headed
for a military lab.
404
00:20:15,751 --> 00:20:18,873
Oh, so, that's it.
405
00:20:18,210 --> 00:20:19,585
Oh, that's what?
406
00:20:19,668 --> 00:20:21,251
Well, what happened
yesterday
wasn't an accident.
407
00:20:21,335 --> 00:20:22,668
It was a diversion so someone
408
00:20:22,751 --> 00:20:24,751
could steal the
chips
from the truck.
409
00:20:24,835 --> 00:20:27,668
Oh. Yeah. I knew that.
410
00:20:27,751 --> 00:20:29,460
And if yesterday
was a diversion
411
00:20:29,543 --> 00:20:32,251
it means what happened
at the museum was one,
too.
412
00:20:32,335 --> 00:20:35,626
The Regent Diamond is missing
from their collection.
413
00:20:35,710 --> 00:20:37,463
Fifty karats.
414
00:20:37,168 --> 00:20:40,168
Let me guess. A piece of
it
was in the ring I got?
415
00:20:40,251 --> 00:20:42,835
The jeweler said it was
cut from the same stone.
416
00:20:42,918 --> 00:20:46,043
Oh, you know,
it's true what they
say.
417
00:20:46,873 --> 00:20:48,418
- Love stinks.
- 'I don't get it.'
418
00:20:48,501 --> 00:20:50,251
He steals a diamond
ring
and computer chips.
419
00:20:50,335 --> 00:20:51,668
What, what's the connection?
420
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,876
(Perry)
'Lois, Clark.'
421
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:56,543
You gotta see this.
422
00:20:56,626 --> 00:20:58,501
This just broke in
to all the news channels.
423
00:20:58,585 --> 00:21:00,418
- 'Good morning, Metropolis.'
- Where's this coming from?
424
00:21:00,501 --> 00:21:01,751
(Kyle on TV)
'Hey, I'm sorry to
interrupt'
425
00:21:01,835 --> 00:21:03,710
'your little
news bulletin there'
426
00:21:03,793 --> 00:21:06,418
'but what I've got to say
is just more important.'
427
00:21:06,501 --> 00:21:09,543
'Now, the bomb you see
on your TV screens'
428
00:21:09,626 --> 00:21:11,751
is hidden in the basement
429
00:21:11,835 --> 00:21:14,043
of one of the city's
scientific laboratories.
430
00:21:14,873 --> 00:21:16,251
And just so everyone
isn't inconvenienced
431
00:21:16,335 --> 00:21:18,585
I'll tell you that
that laboratory is located
432
00:21:18,668 --> 00:21:22,293
'in our city's lovely
Riverfront
Industrial Area.'
433
00:21:22,376 --> 00:21:23,876
Alright, somebody
get on this right away.
434
00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:25,585
Uh, I'll go, uh, Lois,
why don't you stay
435
00:21:25,668 --> 00:21:27,376
and find out how
he cut into the broadcast?
436
00:21:27,460 --> 00:21:28,626
Okay, fine.
437
00:21:28,710 --> 00:21:29,710
(Kyle on TV)
'As you can see, the bomb'
438
00:21:29,793 --> 00:21:31,501
'on your screens will detonate'
439
00:21:31,585 --> 00:21:33,835
'in exactly
one minute, 15 seconds'
440
00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:35,460
and if you're
in that area 14 seconds
441
00:21:35,543 --> 00:21:37,460
you might want to consider
taking an early lunch.
442
00:21:37,543 --> 00:21:38,793
'Eleven seconds.'
443
00:21:38,876 --> 00:21:40,873
Hey, if you're wondering
how come I'm pulling
444
00:21:40,210 --> 00:21:43,210
this loony prank,
all I can say is I'm
445
00:21:43,293 --> 00:21:44,751
'I'm an incurable romantic'
446
00:21:44,835 --> 00:21:47,710
and I just want to show
the world the explosive nature
447
00:21:47,793 --> 00:21:49,543
of my love for Lois Lane.
448
00:21:49,626 --> 00:21:50,876
[laughing]
449
00:21:54,873 --> 00:21:56,751
(Kyle)
'Okay, workers are out.
Let's go.'
450
00:21:59,751 --> 00:22:02,418
[instrumental music]
451
00:22:06,668 --> 00:22:07,668
[sighs]
452
00:22:23,876 --> 00:22:25,463
Oh, my God.
453
00:22:32,835 --> 00:22:33,835
[sighs]
454
00:22:36,043 --> 00:22:37,668
(Prankster)
'Bravo, Superman.'
455
00:22:37,751 --> 00:22:39,876
Hey, you were super-close.
456
00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:42,463
Unfortunately,
next time, Superman
457
00:22:42,168 --> 00:22:46,043
super-close will have
super-deadly results.
458
00:22:46,873 --> 00:22:47,251
'Bye-bye for now.'
459
00:22:47,335 --> 00:22:48,293
[static]
460
00:22:51,043 --> 00:22:52,960
You recognize his voice?
461
00:22:55,460 --> 00:22:57,873
Why is he doing this to me?
462
00:22:57,960 --> 00:22:59,501
Hang in there, kid.
463
00:23:00,293 --> 00:23:02,460
'Jimmy, come on.'
464
00:23:02,543 --> 00:23:06,463
Hey, Juliet, while you and,
uh, Romeo here were making
465
00:23:06,168 --> 00:23:07,751
a love connection,
some guy called, and he
said
466
00:23:07,835 --> 00:23:11,251
he had some information
about who this wackadoo
is.
467
00:23:16,751 --> 00:23:19,710
[indistinct chatter]
468
00:23:23,876 --> 00:23:25,710
Well, I think
we've finally found
469
00:23:25,793 --> 00:23:28,335
the absolute bottom
of Metropolis.
470
00:23:28,418 --> 00:23:30,293
Why is it that
guys
who call in with
tips
471
00:23:30,376 --> 00:23:33,873
always live in the
worst
part of town?
472
00:23:33,210 --> 00:23:35,668
What do you think the brochure
on this place would say?
473
00:23:35,751 --> 00:23:37,626
Exquisite alley view?
474
00:23:37,710 --> 00:23:40,210
Complimentary roaches
on your pillow?
475
00:23:42,001 --> 00:23:43,168
[knock on door]
476
00:23:45,626 --> 00:23:46,876
Is this 210?
477
00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:48,376
You Lane?
478
00:23:48,460 --> 00:23:51,043
Yes. This is my partner,
Clark Kent.
479
00:23:51,873 --> 00:23:53,168
And you are..
480
00:23:53,251 --> 00:23:54,668
...not very friendly.
481
00:23:54,751 --> 00:23:56,210
Sit down.
482
00:23:57,626 --> 00:23:59,835
Uh..
483
00:23:59,918 --> 00:24:01,710
Well, that's okay.
484
00:24:01,793 --> 00:24:03,463
We-we'll stand.
485
00:24:03,168 --> 00:24:05,043
Let's see the money.
486
00:24:06,873 --> 00:24:07,873
What money?
487
00:24:08,626 --> 00:24:10,210
I told the kid on the phone.
488
00:24:10,293 --> 00:24:12,001
You wanna find out who's
doing these things to you
489
00:24:12,463 --> 00:24:13,335
it's gonna cost.
490
00:24:13,418 --> 00:24:14,835
I'm sorry,
but the "Daily
Planet"
491
00:24:14,918 --> 00:24:15,876
has a standing policy that
492
00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:17,543
we don't pay for information.
493
00:24:17,626 --> 00:24:19,376
Then you came here for nothing.
494
00:24:19,460 --> 00:24:21,876
Well, let's not be
too hasty, I mean..
495
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:24,210
How much money could we
be talking about?
496
00:24:24,293 --> 00:24:25,501
Ten grand.
497
00:24:25,585 --> 00:24:27,001
$10,000?
498
00:24:27,463 --> 00:24:28,335
Are you joking?
499
00:24:30,335 --> 00:24:33,873
Does this look like a face
that makes jokes?
500
00:24:34,460 --> 00:24:37,543
No. Uh, no, no-not jokes.
501
00:24:37,626 --> 00:24:40,876
Look. I know this guy.
I spent a lot of time with
him.
502
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:42,418
All he did was talk about you
503
00:24:42,501 --> 00:24:43,876
'and what he was gonna
do to you.'
504
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:47,168
Now, do you wanna know
this guy's name or not?
505
00:24:48,418 --> 00:24:49,876
How do you know him?
506
00:24:51,168 --> 00:24:54,751
What? You see a sign
on my forehead says stupid?
507
00:24:54,835 --> 00:24:56,293
[telephone rings]
508
00:24:58,876 --> 00:25:00,463
Yeah?
509
00:25:00,168 --> 00:25:02,043
Look, I'm sure we can get
the information for less.
510
00:25:02,873 --> 00:25:03,251
These things are negotiable.
511
00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:04,835
You're talking to him.
Who's this?
512
00:25:04,918 --> 00:25:06,543
Fine, see if you can talk
him
down to twenty dollars
513
00:25:06,626 --> 00:25:07,626
'cause that's all I have on me.
514
00:25:07,710 --> 00:25:08,626
Well, money isn't everything.
515
00:25:08,710 --> 00:25:09,710
Maybe we can offer him a couple
516
00:25:09,793 --> 00:25:11,251
of nights in a nicer place.
517
00:25:11,335 --> 00:25:13,626
Sure. Maybe we can throw in a
harbor cruise while we're at
it.
518
00:25:13,710 --> 00:25:16,293
Will you get serious? We're
talking about my life here.
519
00:25:16,376 --> 00:25:18,626
Now let's offer him $100.
He'll take it.
520
00:25:18,710 --> 00:25:20,001
Just look at him.
He's so pathetic.
521
00:25:20,463 --> 00:25:21,873
[electricity crackles]
522
00:25:21,210 --> 00:25:22,168
[grunts]
523
00:25:23,043 --> 00:25:24,960
[suspense music]
524
00:25:27,335 --> 00:25:29,585
He's beyond pathetic.
525
00:25:29,668 --> 00:25:30,960
He's dead.
526
00:25:37,710 --> 00:25:40,251
(automated message)
'Database access code
accepted.'
527
00:25:40,335 --> 00:25:42,960
I just heard.
Any idea who this fellow
was?
528
00:25:43,043 --> 00:25:44,835
He registered under
the name of Mick Barrows.
529
00:25:44,918 --> 00:25:46,335
We're checking right now
to see if that's accurate.
530
00:25:46,418 --> 00:25:47,835
(automated message)
'Collating data.'
531
00:25:47,918 --> 00:25:49,251
How do you rig up something
532
00:25:49,335 --> 00:25:51,293
to electrocute a
person
over the telephone?
533
00:25:51,376 --> 00:25:53,168
This prankster's
one talented guy.
534
00:25:53,251 --> 00:25:55,335
Well, I'm not sure
talent's the word I'd
use.
535
00:25:55,418 --> 00:25:57,376
Here he is. "Mick Barrows."
536
00:25:57,460 --> 00:26:00,460
Got out of prison a month
ago,
after serving 18 years.
537
00:26:00,543 --> 00:26:01,835
It's too bad there's not
a button we could push
538
00:26:01,918 --> 00:26:03,626
to find out
what he was gonna tell you.
539
00:26:03,710 --> 00:26:04,668
[computer beeps]
540
00:26:04,751 --> 00:26:06,335
Lois, I was kidding.
541
00:26:06,418 --> 00:26:08,335
Just because Barrows didn't
get
a chance to talk doesn't mean
542
00:26:08,418 --> 00:26:09,751
he didn't give us a lead.
543
00:26:09,835 --> 00:26:11,168
I don't understand.
544
00:26:11,251 --> 00:26:13,168
Barrows said he spent a lot
of time with the prankster.
545
00:26:13,251 --> 00:26:14,460
Since he's been behind bars
546
00:26:14,543 --> 00:26:16,001
it had to be somebody
that he knew in prison.
547
00:26:16,463 --> 00:26:18,793
Probably one of his cellmates.
548
00:26:18,876 --> 00:26:20,418
Why can't I think like this?
549
00:26:20,501 --> 00:26:22,668
Well, if it was easy,
everybody would do it.
550
00:26:22,751 --> 00:26:24,293
(male #2)
'Hey, copy boy!'
551
00:26:28,873 --> 00:26:29,543
(Lois)
'Oh, my God.'
552
00:26:29,626 --> 00:26:31,626
- 'Who's Kyle Griffin?'
- Hey, wait a minute.
553
00:26:31,710 --> 00:26:33,543
Wasn't that the guy that was
busted about five years ago
554
00:26:33,626 --> 00:26:35,876
for selling high-tech
weaponry
to the third world?
555
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:38,751
His firm did the selling.
He did the designing.
556
00:26:38,835 --> 00:26:39,876
Why would he be after you?
557
00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:41,876
My first big story was an expose
558
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:43,585
on the illegal arms business.
559
00:26:43,668 --> 00:26:46,543
Led to the FBI,
arresting 12 people.
560
00:26:46,626 --> 00:26:48,376
Kyle was at the top
of that list.
561
00:26:48,460 --> 00:26:51,463
So now he's out
and he wants his revenge.
562
00:26:51,168 --> 00:26:54,873
Yeah, but why steal a
diamond
and a computer chip?
563
00:26:54,210 --> 00:26:55,376
Well, it's just a guess
564
00:26:55,460 --> 00:26:57,876
but they are components
of high-tech weaponry.
565
00:26:57,960 --> 00:26:59,543
Hey, guys. Listen to this.
566
00:26:59,626 --> 00:27:01,418
One of the buildings
that emptied out this morning
567
00:27:01,501 --> 00:27:03,043
due to that phony bomb scare
568
00:27:03,873 --> 00:27:05,376
was Whitmore Scientific Labs.
569
00:27:05,460 --> 00:27:07,918
And they just found out
something was stolen.
570
00:27:09,873 --> 00:27:11,668
Yeah, yeah, four pounds
of titanium alloy
571
00:27:11,751 --> 00:27:13,751
and something called,
uh, cesium.
572
00:27:13,835 --> 00:27:14,918
How'd you know that?
573
00:27:15,001 --> 00:27:16,418
Look, at this hour,
all we can do
574
00:27:16,501 --> 00:27:17,835
is call his parole officer
and leave a message.
575
00:27:17,918 --> 00:27:19,463
'With any luck,
he'll get back with us'
576
00:27:19,168 --> 00:27:20,668
first thing in the morning.
577
00:27:20,751 --> 00:27:22,001
Now, Lois, you sure
you don't want to
spend
578
00:27:22,463 --> 00:27:23,418
the night with Alice and me?
579
00:27:23,501 --> 00:27:25,710
Oh. No, thanks, chief.
I'll be fine.
580
00:27:25,793 --> 00:27:28,418
I mean, it's obvious Griffin's
just interested in annoying me
581
00:27:28,501 --> 00:27:31,168
while he collects pieces
for his next toy.
582
00:27:32,335 --> 00:27:34,001
Do you want me
to take you home?
583
00:27:34,463 --> 00:27:37,501
No! I'm fine. I promise.
584
00:27:37,585 --> 00:27:39,793
I'll see you all tomorrow.
585
00:27:51,210 --> 00:27:52,335
[sighs]
586
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:09,168
Nobody's here, right?
587
00:28:09,751 --> 00:28:10,710
[sighs]
588
00:28:14,543 --> 00:28:17,251
[suspense music]
589
00:28:18,168 --> 00:28:19,873
[sighs]
590
00:28:25,873 --> 00:28:26,463
[sighs]
591
00:28:27,626 --> 00:28:28,668
Ooh.
592
00:28:30,501 --> 00:28:31,501
Oh.
593
00:28:33,751 --> 00:28:34,710
Ee..
594
00:28:37,543 --> 00:28:38,501
Ah.
595
00:28:40,835 --> 00:28:42,463
[sighs]
596
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:46,335
Ahh, everything is fine.
597
00:28:46,418 --> 00:28:48,668
Everything is fine.
598
00:28:48,751 --> 00:28:50,293
Everything is fine.
599
00:28:51,626 --> 00:28:53,251
Everything is fine.
600
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:00,835
Oh, God. I hate this.
601
00:29:00,918 --> 00:29:03,835
Oh, girl, just get a grip!
602
00:29:03,918 --> 00:29:05,043
Ahh.
603
00:29:12,793 --> 00:29:13,918
Ah, this is silly.
604
00:29:14,001 --> 00:29:15,501
[telephone rings]
605
00:29:23,463 --> 00:29:25,501
I have got to get some control.
606
00:29:25,585 --> 00:29:26,543
Oh.
607
00:29:30,210 --> 00:29:31,543
Oh.
608
00:29:48,751 --> 00:29:50,043
(Perry on phone)
'Lois?'
609
00:29:50,873 --> 00:29:51,876
'Is that you? Lois?'
610
00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:53,668
- Perry?
- Yeah.
611
00:29:53,751 --> 00:29:55,293
Listen, I was
just
ready to go home
612
00:29:55,376 --> 00:29:57,251
and I was sitting here
thinking
about your situation
613
00:29:57,335 --> 00:29:58,793
you know,
with this prankster and
all
614
00:29:58,876 --> 00:30:00,960
I just thought I'd call
to see if you're okay.
615
00:30:01,043 --> 00:30:04,001
Oh, chief, I'm fine. Ha ha.
616
00:30:04,463 --> 00:30:06,293
Haven't given it
a second...thought.
617
00:30:06,376 --> 00:30:08,463
Attagirl. Well,
if you change your
mind
618
00:30:08,168 --> 00:30:11,376
Alice still has that
guest bedroom made up for
you.
619
00:30:11,460 --> 00:30:14,501
Oh, tell her that I
appreciate it. That's not
nec--
620
00:30:14,585 --> 00:30:15,585
[dial tone]
621
00:30:15,668 --> 00:30:17,210
Perry?
622
00:30:17,293 --> 00:30:19,463
Oh. Huh.
623
00:30:20,873 --> 00:30:21,751
[telephone rings]
624
00:30:21,835 --> 00:30:24,543
Hi, we got cut off.
625
00:30:24,626 --> 00:30:27,335
I know. I did the cutting.
626
00:30:27,418 --> 00:30:29,376
Griffin? Is that you?
627
00:30:29,460 --> 00:30:31,626
Aw, you figured it out.
628
00:30:31,710 --> 00:30:33,463
And after I
went
to all the
trouble
629
00:30:33,168 --> 00:30:35,710
of killing poor Barrows.
630
00:30:35,793 --> 00:30:37,251
What do you want?
631
00:30:37,335 --> 00:30:39,463
[chuckles]
Um, I don't
know.
632
00:30:39,168 --> 00:30:40,418
I just kind of want
to,
you know
633
00:30:40,501 --> 00:30:42,418
torment you the
way
you tormented me
634
00:30:42,501 --> 00:30:44,001
when you wrote
your little
expose
635
00:30:44,463 --> 00:30:46,918
and after your
reputation's
ruined and your life
636
00:30:47,001 --> 00:30:48,793
is sufficiently miserable
637
00:30:50,460 --> 00:30:52,751
I'm going to put you
out of your misery.
638
00:31:01,335 --> 00:31:02,418
(man on TV)
'Slam dunk!'
639
00:31:04,876 --> 00:31:06,293
[knock on door]
640
00:31:10,418 --> 00:31:11,960
Nothing but net.
641
00:31:12,793 --> 00:31:13,960
(Lois)
'Clark!'
642
00:31:19,793 --> 00:31:20,876
Oh.
643
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:22,460
Lois. It's after 11:00.
644
00:31:22,543 --> 00:31:23,710
I know. I know it's late.
645
00:31:23,793 --> 00:31:26,873
I'm sorry, but, uh,
I-I had this sudden
urge
646
00:31:26,210 --> 00:31:28,001
for pizza
and a Mel Gibson
movie.
647
00:31:28,463 --> 00:31:29,918
I know how much you like pizza
and "Lethal Weapon"
648
00:31:30,001 --> 00:31:31,668
so, uh, here I am.
649
00:31:31,751 --> 00:31:32,668
Great. Come in.
650
00:31:32,751 --> 00:31:33,835
So what should we start with?
651
00:31:33,918 --> 00:31:35,210
Um, "Lethal Weapon 1"
652
00:31:35,293 --> 00:31:37,335
or "Lethal Weapon 2,"
or there's "3."
653
00:31:37,418 --> 00:31:38,918
It's, it's sort of stupid
at the beginning
654
00:31:39,001 --> 00:31:39,918
but it gets better.
655
00:31:40,001 --> 00:31:42,001
Lois, is something wrong?
656
00:31:42,463 --> 00:31:43,501
Does something have to be wrong
657
00:31:43,585 --> 00:31:45,835
for me to want to spend
some time with a friend?
658
00:31:45,918 --> 00:31:48,626
No. Uh, no. Sorry.
659
00:31:48,710 --> 00:31:50,793
Uh, one would be great.
660
00:31:50,876 --> 00:31:52,043
[chuckles]
661
00:31:58,501 --> 00:32:01,293
(man on TV)
'Coming soon to a theater
near you'
662
00:32:01,376 --> 00:32:03,463
'the action adventure
of the year.'
663
00:32:03,168 --> 00:32:04,463
[gunfire in TV]
664
00:32:04,168 --> 00:32:05,876
'The excitement!'
665
00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:08,710
Oh, this is really great.
666
00:32:08,793 --> 00:32:10,793
We should do this more often.
667
00:32:10,876 --> 00:32:11,960
What are you doing
tomorrow night?
668
00:32:12,043 --> 00:32:12,918
Lois..
669
00:32:13,001 --> 00:32:14,043
[telephone rings]
670
00:32:14,873 --> 00:32:15,463
Clark, don't.
671
00:32:16,251 --> 00:32:17,210
Hello.
672
00:32:18,418 --> 00:32:21,251
Hello.
There's nobody
there.
673
00:32:21,335 --> 00:32:23,463
Probably just a wrong number.
674
00:32:23,168 --> 00:32:24,710
Wrong number.
675
00:32:24,793 --> 00:32:26,251
No problem.
676
00:32:26,335 --> 00:32:28,835
Uh, that happens all the time
in the big city, right?
677
00:32:28,918 --> 00:32:30,668
Lois, you want to tell
me
what happened?
678
00:32:30,751 --> 00:32:32,251
Nothing happened.
679
00:32:32,335 --> 00:32:36,463
You know.. I mean, you know,
nothing important.
680
00:32:37,873 --> 00:32:38,418
Griffin called me.
681
00:32:38,501 --> 00:32:40,460
What? What did he say?
682
00:32:40,543 --> 00:32:42,418
Oh, the usual, you know.
683
00:32:42,501 --> 00:32:45,710
He said,
"Lois, hi. How are you?"
684
00:32:45,793 --> 00:32:48,463
"Long time no see."
685
00:32:48,168 --> 00:32:49,501
"I'm gonna kill you."
686
00:32:49,585 --> 00:32:51,335
Kill you? What?
Did you call the
police?
687
00:32:51,418 --> 00:32:53,210
Clark, I am
a professional reporter.
688
00:32:53,293 --> 00:32:55,710
This is not the first threat
that I have ever received.
689
00:32:55,793 --> 00:32:57,710
These-these things,
they-they never pan out.
690
00:32:57,793 --> 00:32:59,543
Well, maybe not,
but I'd feel a lot
better
691
00:32:59,626 --> 00:33:01,418
if you stayed here tonight.
692
00:33:03,585 --> 00:33:04,543
Oh..
693
00:33:05,668 --> 00:33:08,585
Oh. I-I, um, oh..
694
00:33:08,668 --> 00:33:10,668
Well, if it would make you,
make you feel
695
00:33:10,751 --> 00:33:12,251
better then I-I guess I--
696
00:33:12,335 --> 00:33:15,043
Don't let me twist your
arm
or anything.
697
00:33:15,873 --> 00:33:17,251
Clark..
698
00:33:17,335 --> 00:33:19,463
...I don't wanna die.
699
00:33:20,835 --> 00:33:23,376
Lois, I would not
let that happen.
700
00:33:30,751 --> 00:33:32,873
Uh..
701
00:33:35,001 --> 00:33:36,210
...movie.
702
00:33:44,585 --> 00:33:48,751
You know, Mel Gibson's
really funny in these movies.
703
00:33:48,835 --> 00:33:50,751
Yeah.
704
00:33:50,835 --> 00:33:52,293
He plays a great wild man.
705
00:33:54,873 --> 00:33:55,960
Sometimes I think
maybe I should be
706
00:33:56,043 --> 00:33:58,710
a little bit more
of a wild man
myself.
707
00:33:58,793 --> 00:34:00,793
Uh, Jimmy even suggested
that I wear an earring
708
00:34:00,876 --> 00:34:03,293
but that's not really me. I'd..
709
00:34:14,043 --> 00:34:16,043
(Clark)
'What'd he say?'
710
00:34:17,460 --> 00:34:20,335
Okay, great.
Tell chief we're on
it.
711
00:34:20,418 --> 00:34:21,585
Thanks.
712
00:34:22,876 --> 00:34:25,376
- Who was that?
- Uh, that was Jimmy.
713
00:34:25,460 --> 00:34:27,335
Griffin's parole officer
called this morning.
714
00:34:27,418 --> 00:34:30,501
The only address he has on him
is Griffin's father's toy
store.
715
00:34:30,585 --> 00:34:34,293
Toy store? I thought Griffin's
father was a nuclear physicist.
716
00:34:34,376 --> 00:34:37,873
Didn't Griffin
follow
in his footsteps?
717
00:34:37,210 --> 00:34:40,168
'Apparently he retired and
he's
gone into the toy business.'
718
00:34:40,251 --> 00:34:42,293
It's not far from here.
719
00:34:42,376 --> 00:34:44,251
How'd you sleep?
720
00:34:44,335 --> 00:34:46,418
I had really weird dreams.
721
00:34:46,501 --> 00:34:48,876
- Oh, maybe it's the pizza.
- 'I doubt it.'
722
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:50,585
I dreamed that I was
a cocktail waitress
723
00:34:50,668 --> 00:34:52,043
and Griffin was a bartender.
724
00:34:52,873 --> 00:34:55,001
And all of a sudden, he's
trying
to shove me in the blender
725
00:34:55,463 --> 00:34:58,001
and I'm screaming, "We don't
serve blended drinks here."
726
00:34:58,463 --> 00:35:00,501
Well, let's hope
it was the pizza.
727
00:35:00,585 --> 00:35:02,043
Hey, that's my breakfast!
728
00:35:02,873 --> 00:35:04,543
I'll buy you a doughnut
on the way to the toy store.
729
00:35:04,626 --> 00:35:07,876
Do you mind if we stop by my
apartment first so I can
change?
730
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:09,210
Oh, no, of course not.
731
00:35:09,293 --> 00:35:10,960
I know you senior journalists
732
00:35:11,043 --> 00:35:13,335
have an image to uphold.
733
00:35:14,793 --> 00:35:15,751
[sighs]
734
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:19,835
And this is my workshop.
735
00:35:20,835 --> 00:35:21,710
[chuckles]
736
00:35:21,793 --> 00:35:23,835
It's where I make everything.
737
00:35:23,918 --> 00:35:27,251
Oh, oh, now,
this-this
is my favorite.
738
00:35:30,251 --> 00:35:32,585
It's a phone.
739
00:35:32,668 --> 00:35:37,251
Oh. It's, uh...interesting.
740
00:35:37,335 --> 00:35:39,293
Well, when people
return calls on this
741
00:35:39,376 --> 00:35:42,918
they can say,
"I'm colon you back."
742
00:35:43,001 --> 00:35:45,960
You get it?
743
00:35:46,043 --> 00:35:48,793
Uh, Mr. Griffin, we're here
to talk to you about Kyle.
744
00:35:48,876 --> 00:35:52,335
- We have reason to believe--
- Kyle's a good boy, Mr. Kent.
745
00:35:52,418 --> 00:35:55,251
He just got caught up
with the wrong crowd.
746
00:35:56,793 --> 00:36:00,335
Now, here's something you're
not
gonna find anywhere else..
747
00:36:00,418 --> 00:36:02,251
...'cause I make 'em.
748
00:36:02,335 --> 00:36:05,251
See this?
This is real red clay.
749
00:36:05,335 --> 00:36:07,751
'It's hard to come by
in these parts.'
750
00:36:07,835 --> 00:36:11,835
I dig it up myself
over near Lunar Industrial
Park.
751
00:36:11,918 --> 00:36:16,043
Mr. Griffin, when was the last
time you heard from your son?
752
00:36:19,168 --> 00:36:21,668
Look, I realize you probably
753
00:36:21,751 --> 00:36:23,793
don't wanna talk to me
about Kyle--
754
00:36:23,876 --> 00:36:26,668
I have nothing to hide,
Ms. Lane.
755
00:36:26,751 --> 00:36:28,710
Oh, I haven't seen Kyle since..
756
00:36:28,793 --> 00:36:30,335
...he got out of prison.
757
00:36:30,418 --> 00:36:32,918
Now, here's something
I just came up with.
758
00:36:33,001 --> 00:36:36,501
If I were to tell you
that I had titanium, cesium
759
00:36:36,585 --> 00:36:40,835
a diamond, and a computer chip,
what might I be making?
760
00:36:40,918 --> 00:36:42,585
Well, any number of things.
761
00:36:42,668 --> 00:36:45,043
Could a weapon be made
from these items?
762
00:36:46,376 --> 00:36:48,210
Yeah, it could.
763
00:36:48,293 --> 00:36:49,793
'Course you'd be
missing
a power source.
764
00:36:49,876 --> 00:36:51,251
Such as?
765
00:36:51,335 --> 00:36:53,043
Well, if it were
a nuclear type
device
766
00:36:53,873 --> 00:36:54,501
a piece of plutonium.
767
00:36:54,585 --> 00:36:56,001
(Clark)
'The only plutonium
in this city'
768
00:36:56,463 --> 00:36:57,376
is at the toxic depository.
769
00:36:57,460 --> 00:37:00,251
No, that's not
entirely true, Mr.
Kent.
770
00:37:00,335 --> 00:37:01,918
There is another place.
771
00:37:02,001 --> 00:37:03,710
'It's a heavy metals
processing plant'
772
00:37:03,793 --> 00:37:06,376
It's out on Highway Nine,
I believe.
773
00:37:06,460 --> 00:37:08,960
We'll split up.
I'll take the processing
plant.
774
00:37:09,043 --> 00:37:10,460
Thanks. You-you've been
a great help.
775
00:37:10,543 --> 00:37:11,710
Oh, it's a pleasure.
776
00:37:15,835 --> 00:37:16,918
[sighs]
777
00:37:18,463 --> 00:37:19,793
[cell phone beeping]
778
00:37:25,001 --> 00:37:27,501
You were right.
They were just here.
779
00:37:27,585 --> 00:37:30,835
In about 15 minutes, she's
gonna
walk right into your arms.
780
00:37:32,463 --> 00:37:34,043
Perfect. Thank you.
781
00:37:38,626 --> 00:37:41,873
How long is this
going to take?
782
00:37:41,210 --> 00:37:43,751
Well, the interior dimension
of the plant is approximately
783
00:37:43,835 --> 00:37:45,376
sixty five thousand square feet.
784
00:37:45,460 --> 00:37:47,168
Now, with an
accelerated
dispersion flow
785
00:37:47,251 --> 00:37:49,793
taking into account
any leakage from
vents..
786
00:37:49,876 --> 00:37:51,501
Fifteen minutes.
787
00:37:51,585 --> 00:37:52,543
[gas hissing]
788
00:37:52,626 --> 00:37:53,710
(Kyle)
'Come on.'
789
00:37:53,793 --> 00:37:55,251
[laughter]
790
00:37:59,460 --> 00:38:00,460
Excuse me.
791
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:04,210
Uh, can-can you tell me
where the plant manager is?
792
00:38:04,293 --> 00:38:06,376
[laughing]
The plant manager.
793
00:38:10,793 --> 00:38:12,460
[laughter]
794
00:38:23,210 --> 00:38:24,793
Hello, Lois.
795
00:38:24,876 --> 00:38:26,043
Having a good time?
796
00:38:26,873 --> 00:38:27,873
[laughs]
797
00:38:30,043 --> 00:38:32,251
Well, that's just fine.
798
00:38:32,335 --> 00:38:35,463
Thank you for
saving
the last laugh for
me.
799
00:38:35,168 --> 00:38:37,210
[laughing]
Give me the
box.
800
00:38:37,293 --> 00:38:38,793
I'll give you the babe.
801
00:38:44,876 --> 00:38:48,376
If you don't mind my saying
so,
I think you have great legs.
802
00:38:52,501 --> 00:38:56,793
I think I read somewhere that
intelligent men are leg men.
803
00:38:56,876 --> 00:38:59,001
Only boobs are interested in..
804
00:39:00,376 --> 00:39:02,626
Well, you know.
805
00:39:02,710 --> 00:39:05,460
Anyway, I-I think you have
very shapely legs.
806
00:39:05,543 --> 00:39:10,873
They're like two perfectly
formed...carrots.
807
00:39:10,210 --> 00:39:13,463
Stop. You're embarrassing me.
808
00:39:13,168 --> 00:39:14,585
[camera clicks]
809
00:39:20,668 --> 00:39:22,876
The police found a canister
of nitrous oxide
810
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:24,873
hooked to the air conditioning.
811
00:39:24,210 --> 00:39:25,460
Came right through the vents.
812
00:39:25,543 --> 00:39:26,668
But did they take anything?
813
00:39:26,751 --> 00:39:28,460
Yeah, some of our plutonium.
814
00:39:28,543 --> 00:39:29,710
I tried to stop them
815
00:39:29,793 --> 00:39:31,835
but I was laughing too hard.
816
00:39:31,918 --> 00:39:36,463
Do me a favor. Look like you
did
when you smelled the gas, huh?
817
00:39:36,168 --> 00:39:38,543
Jimmy, can-can you take
a picture of something else?
818
00:39:38,626 --> 00:39:39,751
Oh, right.
819
00:39:41,460 --> 00:39:43,585
Are you sure the two men
took Ms. Lane with them?
820
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:46,251
Yeah. I'm sorry.
821
00:39:46,335 --> 00:39:48,960
Uh, that gas stopped
us
from being much help.
822
00:39:49,043 --> 00:39:51,001
That's okay. Thanks.
823
00:39:51,463 --> 00:39:52,501
You're welcome.
824
00:40:16,835 --> 00:40:18,251
What is it?
825
00:40:18,335 --> 00:40:20,376
Looks like little bits
of red clay.
826
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:25,835
How could you see that from
all
the way over there?
827
00:40:25,918 --> 00:40:27,543
I have a really strong
prescription.
828
00:40:27,626 --> 00:40:28,918
Well, is it important?
829
00:40:29,001 --> 00:40:31,168
I mean, anybody could've
tracked
that in here, right?
830
00:40:31,251 --> 00:40:32,251
Not anybody.
831
00:40:34,460 --> 00:40:36,293
They wear those
so the traces of plutonium
832
00:40:36,376 --> 00:40:38,835
don't get stuck to their shoes
and get outside.
833
00:40:38,918 --> 00:40:40,293
So?
834
00:40:40,376 --> 00:40:43,873
So it had to come from the
shoes
of the men who broke in here.
835
00:40:43,210 --> 00:40:46,043
Oh. Yeah, of course.
836
00:40:46,873 --> 00:40:48,335
But where do you find red
clay
in Metropolis?
837
00:40:51,751 --> 00:40:55,873
There. Oh, boy, what a great
story this is going to be.
838
00:40:55,210 --> 00:40:57,873
Too bad your paper won't
be around to publish it.
839
00:40:57,210 --> 00:40:58,585
What's the "Planet"
got to do with this?
840
00:40:58,668 --> 00:41:00,710
Well, my buyers
want a demonstration
841
00:41:00,793 --> 00:41:03,251
and so I was like, "Um, I
better
decimate a building for them."
842
00:41:03,335 --> 00:41:06,463
And then I thought,
"What better building to
destroy
843
00:41:06,168 --> 00:41:07,668
'than the paper
that sent me to prison."'
844
00:41:07,751 --> 00:41:09,376
'It'll be really nifty.'
845
00:41:09,460 --> 00:41:12,001
See, the weapon fires
this gas plasma beam
846
00:41:12,463 --> 00:41:15,460
that vaporizes
whatever it hits.
847
00:41:15,543 --> 00:41:17,043
I don't think
she believes you, Victor.
848
00:41:17,873 --> 00:41:18,918
But maybe..
849
00:41:20,001 --> 00:41:22,463
'...maybe she will..'
850
00:41:22,168 --> 00:41:23,460
...if she sees it at work
851
00:41:23,543 --> 00:41:25,418
up close and personal.
852
00:41:25,501 --> 00:41:27,043
[machine whirring]
853
00:41:27,873 --> 00:41:28,835
[Kyle laughing]
854
00:41:38,876 --> 00:41:40,626
[zapping]
855
00:41:48,835 --> 00:41:50,585
Cool, huh?
856
00:41:50,668 --> 00:41:51,668
I helped Kyle design it.
857
00:41:51,751 --> 00:41:54,793
No, no, no, now, Victor.
858
00:41:54,876 --> 00:41:56,418
I don't think you got
any future with her.
859
00:41:56,501 --> 00:41:58,043
Kind of hard to have
a meaningful relationship
860
00:41:58,873 --> 00:42:00,001
with a dead woman.
861
00:42:02,335 --> 00:42:04,463
[instrumental music]
862
00:42:05,918 --> 00:42:07,835
Well, it's
disappointing
the people at the
"Planet"
863
00:42:07,918 --> 00:42:10,210
won't enjoy this
prank
as much as I will.
864
00:42:11,876 --> 00:42:13,210
[zapping]
865
00:42:17,585 --> 00:42:18,585
[zapping]
866
00:42:32,751 --> 00:42:34,460
[screaming]
867
00:42:41,460 --> 00:42:42,418
[sighs]
868
00:42:43,710 --> 00:42:46,710
Nothing! All that power
and nothing happened.
869
00:42:47,751 --> 00:42:50,251
Just the first salvo, Victor.
870
00:42:50,335 --> 00:42:52,793
Even steel melts
if it gets hot
enough.
871
00:42:52,876 --> 00:42:54,418
No!
872
00:42:55,876 --> 00:42:57,463
No!
873
00:43:00,460 --> 00:43:01,668
[Kyle laughing]
874
00:43:05,710 --> 00:43:06,876
No!
875
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:08,710
Can I get you a pillow?
876
00:43:08,793 --> 00:43:09,793
Ahh!
877
00:43:11,626 --> 00:43:13,876
[grunting]
878
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:15,751
[coughing]
879
00:43:21,876 --> 00:43:23,793
You're right, Victor.
880
00:43:23,876 --> 00:43:25,585
I do have great legs.
881
00:43:29,626 --> 00:43:31,293
Well, I guess
you don't need me.
882
00:43:31,376 --> 00:43:33,543
Not this time.
883
00:43:33,626 --> 00:43:35,001
But don't leave town.
884
00:43:49,585 --> 00:43:53,501
So, how does it feel
to see your name in
lights?
885
00:43:53,585 --> 00:43:56,873
Oh, I-I wasn't reading that.
886
00:43:56,210 --> 00:43:58,918
I was...thinking
about my next story.
887
00:43:59,001 --> 00:44:01,835
Hey, you two
gotta hear
this.
888
00:44:01,918 --> 00:44:04,501
Jimmy's got a theory
he's been working on.
889
00:44:04,585 --> 00:44:06,463
Go ahead, son.
890
00:44:06,168 --> 00:44:09,463
Uh, well, I've been thinking
about what happened
891
00:44:09,168 --> 00:44:10,585
'and-and I couldn't figure
how the prankster knew'
892
00:44:10,668 --> 00:44:12,960
'you were gonna be
at the processing plant.'
893
00:44:13,043 --> 00:44:15,418
And then it dawned on me.
894
00:44:15,501 --> 00:44:16,793
His father
was the only other person
895
00:44:16,876 --> 00:44:18,585
'that knew you
were gonna be there.'
896
00:44:18,668 --> 00:44:21,918
So...he was probably in on it.
897
00:44:26,001 --> 00:44:27,501
Nice work, Jimmy.
898
00:44:27,585 --> 00:44:29,293
[laughs]
899
00:44:29,376 --> 00:44:31,376
'I'm proud of you, son.'
900
00:44:31,460 --> 00:44:34,376
I'm gonna even let you
call the police. Come
on.
901
00:44:36,835 --> 00:44:38,751
Lois, these
just came for
you.
902
00:44:38,835 --> 00:44:40,626
Oh.
903
00:44:40,710 --> 00:44:43,418
Diane, what do
yellow roses mean?
904
00:44:43,501 --> 00:44:44,460
I don't know.
905
00:44:44,543 --> 00:44:45,710
The only thing men ever give me
906
00:44:45,793 --> 00:44:47,585
are directions to their house.
907
00:44:51,210 --> 00:44:53,751
Yellow is for friendship.
908
00:44:53,835 --> 00:44:54,876
Hmm.
909
00:44:55,710 --> 00:44:58,210
"From a special friend."
910
00:44:58,293 --> 00:45:01,668
A final sick joke
from Kyle Griffin.
911
00:45:02,710 --> 00:45:04,293
Uh, no, wait.
912
00:45:04,376 --> 00:45:06,376
'Lois, wait. No! No!'
913
00:45:06,460 --> 00:45:07,668
Ahh..
914
00:45:07,751 --> 00:45:08,835
'Uh..'
915
00:45:10,210 --> 00:45:12,460
Those roses cost me 50 bucks.
916
00:45:14,835 --> 00:45:16,210
Oh.
917
00:45:17,918 --> 00:45:19,335
I'm sorry.
918
00:45:29,376 --> 00:45:32,335
[theme music]
919
00:45:50,460 --> 00:45:53,876
[music continues]