Well, don''t let me interrupt you.
You seemed kind of deep in thought.
Oh, I suppose I was.
It''s been a rather eventful three weeks for me.
Well, then, uh, good luck in Chicago.
You know, Dad, Niles and I have been wondering
what to get you for your wedding.
And maybe we could just give you the wedding?
What are you looking for?
The ring. I dropped it when that cannon...
It''s in the pate. Eddie, no!
Okay, here are your pills.
Twice a day.
And you feel better, Mr. Kitty-Cat.
Who''s next?
I am.
Oh, gosh.
Um, actually,
we have an emergency here.
Our dog swallowed a ring
and it''s holding up a whole wedding.
Go ahead, I can wait.
Thank you, so much.
Boy, no easy cases today.
Talk about hitting the ground running.
Is this your first day?
Yep. I''m not in Kansas anymore.
Where''d you go to vet school?
Kansas.
All right. Here we go.
Now if you hold his mouth open for me,
I''ll see if I can get his paw down his throat.
I''m just kidding. I''m just kidding.
You know what? Why don''t I just take your pooch
to the other room here and I''ll be right back.
Excuse me. Thank you.
All right, buddy.
Thank you. Thank you.
He has no idea what he''s doing.
He''s just new at this. He''s nervous.
I''ve been a bit nervous myself lately.
Ever since me brothers showed up.
Really? Why?
Well, you know, the way they keep
patting my stomach and saying
"He''s a Moon all right."
Oh, my God, yes.
And every time they say that,
all I can think is what if he''s not?
What if he''s like you and Frasier?
Excuse me?
A Moon boy I know how to handle.
But what if he''s a little genius,
teasing me in French by the time he''s six?
That is so funny.
I''ve been worried he''s going to turn out
like one of your brothers.
I was sure when he kicked that speaker off your belly
that you had a little Simon in there.
They are a handful, my brothers.
I can just imagine the hell they''re raising back there.
With an open bar?
Oh, my God!
My water just broke. The baby''s coming.
Because I said "open bar"?
Oh!
All right, okay, all right.
Don''t, don''t panic.
There''s plenty of time to get you to a hospital.
The hell there is! He''s coming right now.
Here''s your ring.
Call an ambulance.
My wife''s having a baby.
There''s no time for an ambulance.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
You know what? You call 911,
and I''ll just get started here.
Wait, wait, wait.
I''m going to wash my hands.
Are you sure you know what you''re doing?
Oh, I''ve assisted in many deliveries, ma''am.
In fact, one just took blue ribbon
at the Kansas State Fair.
Oh, my God!
Easy now.
You''re doing great, girl.
Don''t call me that!
I''m not a bloody poodle.
Yes, hello, hello.
We''re at, we''re at 1206 East Village Road.
My wife''s gone into labor.
They say the hospital is 20 miles away.
Can you make it if I drive you?
She says no.
All right, they''re on their way.
They''re on their way.
Now you just calm down.
Focus on me and breathe. Breathe.
Oh, for God''s sakes!
Is everything okay in here?
We''re fine.
Okay. If you need any help, I''m a registered nurse.
Get the hell back in here!
Easy, girl.
Stop that!
Isn''t he perfect, Dad?
He certainly is, Mom.
He''s got your eyes and my chin.
He''s got my hair.
Do you think so?
No, he''s got my hair.
Let go, dear.
If you can part with him for just two seconds,
I should finish cleaning him up.
Of course.
We can''t thank you two enough.
Oh, please.
Really. If there''s ever anything that we can do for you.
You can do me one quick favor.
My Jason is kinda overdue for his lunch.
Of course.
Hello? Niles?
Boy, some day, huh?
Getting married and meeting my grandson
all in the same afternoon.
Hey, you guys, you''re just in time.
Come on in.
Don''t stare.
You were no prize at that age either.
Oh, look who''s here. Hello.
Here we go.
Oh, my God. He''s beautiful.
That twin''s gonna be jealous his whole life.
Your ambulance should be here any minute
so I think I''m going to go.
All right. Here. Thank you again.
You sure you don''t want me to check your monkey?
Yeah, I''m sure.
Congratulations.
Thank you. Thank you.
Hey, there, you.
I''m the one who''s gonna spoil you rotten.
You''re so sweet to come down,
but what about your wedding, all those people?
Ah, they''ll keep.
Yeah, as long as there''s an open bar.
Ooh! Settle down there.
Oh, I guess that''s our ride.
I''m so sorry we''re going to miss your wedding.
So are we.
I feel like it''s my own dad getting married.
It''s not going to be the same
without you guys up there.
I don''t want to forget the rings.
Hey, wait a minute.
Why don''t we just get married here?
We''ve got the rings and the preacher.
What about all the guests?
We can do it again for them later.
And at least this place only smells like a monkey.
Well, I''m game.
Get crackin'', Fras.
You know, I''d better condense this just a bit.
I don''t need that.
And I don''t need that.
Ah. "It was the great thinker Horace Walpole..."
Don''t need that.
Well, all right then.
Dearly beloved...
Someone call for an ambulance?
Just a couple of seconds, please.
Niles, why don''t you give them the rings?
Cut to the chase here.
Do you, Martin Crane, take Ronee Lawrence
to be your lawfully wedded wife,
forsaking all others until death do you part?
I do.
Do you, Ronee Lawrence, take Martin Crane...
I do.
Oh, I''m tearing up.
You know, if they''d let me say what I planned to,
you''d be bawling your eyes out right now.
By the power vested in me,
I now pronounce you man and wife.
Yay!
We''re ready now.
We''re so happy for you both.
Congratulations.
And you will always remember your anniversary
because it''s the same day as your grandson''s birthday.
Yeah, and Eddie''s.
What?
Never mind.
Eddie''s birthday is today?
So that''s how you came up with May 15th for the hotel?
Uh...
I knew it.
And you''ve been blaming the inn all this time.
You are so busted.
That was a short honeymoon.
Hello, Lilith.
Hey. It''s me.
Yeah, listen, I was just calling to check out how Freddy''s doing.
What? A new one?
I thought he was smitten with the old one.
Well, you know, he gets that from me.
Back in my heyday,
I had a new chess coach every month.
Well, I''m spending a lot of time alone lately.
Oh, you know, Dad and Ronee are still on their honeymoon.
Oh, yes, they thank you for that very thoughtful
radon detector you sent.
Not seeing much of Niles and Daphne either
because they''re so busy with the baby.
Oh, sorry to keep you.
Just tell Freddy to call me.
Okay, bye, Lilith.
Oh.
Here to pick up a chair.
Right. It''s right there.
Sorry I''m late. It''s all right.
Been waiting long?
11 years.
Be careful with it.
Bebe, hi. It''s Frasier.
Listen, about that San Francisco job.
I think I''ll take it.
Have you heard anything, Frasier?
About what?
The new station manager.
They''re announcing today.
My stomach is in knots.
I just know they''re going to replace
sweet, kind-hearted Kenny with some ruthless, draconian...
Hard ass.
That would hardly make up for it.
Frasier.
Bebe. Oh...
I''ll let you know if I hear anything, guys.
It''s done.
When destiny calls, Bebe calls back
and screws destiny to the wall.
Yes, yes, yes. Shh.
I don''t want anyone to find out.
I''m not telling my family until this evening.
I''m so proud of you.
Bebe, listen, I have something for you.
I''ve decided to give away some of the things
I''ve accumulated through the years.
Sort of a fresh start, you know.
My baby''s all grown up.
I look in your eyes and I see something there
that I''ve never seen before.
Wisdom?
Crow''s feet.
Sorry, darling, but you''re going to be on TV now.
I talked to my face man, he can see you at 4:00.
Well, thanks, Bebe, but, no.
I''m not talking surgery, just a little tweaking.
20 minutes. I''ve used him for years.
And I''m sure he''s very good at what he does,
but still it''s just...
I''m done next door, so I''ll be in the car, Mom.
4:00 it is.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Bye.
You heard something, didn''t you?
Yeah.
Roz, are you all right? Of course not.
She''s ashen with terror.
Spit it out, Roz.
Who''s the jack-booted tyrant
whose fanny I''ll be kissing till God knows when?
Me.
Joyful news, Your Majesty.
You?
Roz, congratulations.
Aren''t you excited?
I don''t know, I... It just hasn''t sunk in yet.
That''s understandable.
I remember when I heard that my advice
would be heard by millions of people...
It just sunk in!
I''m the boss!
Who wants to go have champagne?
Oh, gosh, Roz, I''d love to,
but I have to go to a doctor''s appointment.
Can you come to my place for dinner tonight?
Sure.
I''m so happy for you.
I''m just so excited.
Well, was that worth waiting for?
He asked you a question, Roz.
Bebe, it's Frasier.
When you get this, call me please.
I want to thank you for sending me
to that quack of yours today.
He screwed something up and now my eyes won''t stop watering.
There she is.
Congratulations.
And to you.
Hey, does anyone know what this big occasion is?
We had plans and Frasier made us cancel.
We''re not sure either.
He said he had some sort of an announcement to make.
Hey, Roz.
Aw, there he is.
Hey, David...
Remember me? I''m your grandpa.
Yes, and I''m your...
Sorry, I just, I can''t say it yet.
Frasier, I brought some champagne if...
Were you just crying?
No. No, Roz, of course not.
Could you take these out for me?
Sure. Thank you.
Is Frasier okay?
Sure, why?
Well, I think he was crying in the kitchen.
I hope he''s okay.
He''s been to the doctor an awful lot lately.
Has he?
Yeah, he went today.
And he missed a whole show
because of an appointment last week.
He hasn''t said anything to us.
Ronee,
I saw you admiring this china pattern.
Oh, yeah, it''s beautiful.
Well, I''d like to make a gift of them to you.
There''s a complete set.
Gosh, Frasier.
Thank you.
Oh, Niles...
I know how much you''ve always coveted
this chess set.
I want you to have it.
But this is your favorite.
This is the one you learned on.
Which is why I want it to be the set
that you teach that son of yours to play on.
I haven''t forgotten about you, Roz.
I''ll be right back.
I don''t like this.
Well, now let''s not get alarmed.
Marriage in the air and a new baby...
it''s just brought out his sentimental side.
Frasier, it''s Dr. Hanning.
I''m really sorry about your results.
I know it doesn''t look good,
but I''m going to do everything I can for you.
Call me.
Oh, my God.
You think that''s why he brought us all here tonight?
Here we are, Roz.
I thought this art deco mirror seemed like you.
Well, just shows you.
I thought I''d get the bigger reaction from the chess set.
Frasier, what''s going on here?
Yeah, giving all your stuff away...
you''re not going anywhere, are you?
Well, I didn''t want to say anything until after dinner,
so as not to bring down the party, but...
I see you''re all ahead of me.
Listen, a couple of weeks ago I got some unexpected news.
Now, you see, this is exactly what I was trying to avoid.
You mustn''t think of my leaving you as a sad thing,
because I don''t.
I think of it as an adventure.
Oh, Frasier, no...
Look, we all knew we weren''t going to stay together forever.
That''s not what life is about.
Cry if you must, but I assure you
when I pass through that Golden Gate, I will be smiling.
Golden gate...
Yes!
That''s where I''m moving to, San Francisco.
What?
My new job.
I start next week.
Now don''t just sit there choking back the tears,
go ahead, let them out.
I can''t believe it!
To San Francisco.
You know, it''s just an hour by plane,
so I''ll be coming back up as often as you like.
Oh, we know, Fras. Don''t worry about us.
We''re happy for you.
I''m happy for myself...
and scared, too. But it''s a good scared.
Sort of the way I felt when I came here from Boston.
But if I hadn''t done that,
just look at what I would''ve missed out on.
And...
look what I would''ve missed out on.
God, they are so beautiful.
And they''ll stay like that
as long as she keeps breast feeding.
Niles, could you take the baby? I need to get a blanket.
Sure.
This is pretty comfortable.
I would''ve been okay with this.
Let me just help you with some of those dishes.
Oh, handsome boy.
Yes.
And to think I had myself all worked up
worrying that we would have nothing in common.
Oh, I''ve been there, Niles.
It all works out.
Well, Marty, we better get going.
I got a crazy morning.
Me, too. I''ve got a 7:30 meeting
and then I''ve got to fire someone.
Who?
Whoever scheduled the 7:30 meeting.
We should go, too, honey.
If you really must go, all right,
but I''ll tell you what,
don''t go without taking some of these eclairs with you.
I''m on TV next week.
The only thing worse than them go to waste
would be seeing them go to my waist.
What?
It just hit me.
You''re really leaving.
What will I ever do without you?
You''re the sweetest, most wonderful...
It''s okay, Roz. He''s not going till next week.
Let her talk, Dad.
You''ve always been just like a brother to me.
Which is weird, I know, because we slept together,
but... well, you know.
Oh, move over, Roz.
You know how many operas I''m going to get dragged to
now you''re not around?
I promise I''ll fly up for all the German ones.
And he''ll be here for Christmas and Thanksgiving and birthdays.
We''ll be sick of this guy. Dad''s right.
Once I''m gone, there''ll be no getting rid of me.
Thank you, Frasier,
for... well, you know.
Go get ''em, kid. Sure.
You already made me cry once tonight.
That''s quite enough.
Right. Coffee tomorrow?
10:30.
I''ll miss the coffees.
Now, look...
you all know how I feel about you.
The only reason I''m leaving is because
I want what all of you have now, a new chapter.
Who knows if it''ll even work out?
But it''s like that Tennyson poem Mom had us recite for you
when we were kids. You remember?
I think we''re about to.
"It may be the gulfs will wash us down,
"It may be we shall touch the happy isles,
"And though we are not now that strength
"which in old days moved earth and heaven,
"That which we are, we are...
"...Made weak by time and fate,
"but strong in will
"To strive, to seek, to find,
and not to yield."
I''ve been thinking about that poem a lot lately.
And I think what it says
is that while it''s tempting to play it safe,
the more we''re willing to risk, the more alive we are.
In the end, what we regret most
are the chances we never took.
And I hope that explains, at least a little,
this journey on which I''m about to embark.
I have loved every minute with my KACL family and all of you.
For 11 years you''ve heard me say, "I''m listening."
Well, you were listening, too.
And for that I am eternally grateful.
Good night, Seattle.
We had a big party that night.
It was all very sweet.
What was that?
Oh, good heavens.
We''ve touched down.
Already?
Well, thank you so much.
I''ve never had an easier flight.
And I''ve never had more delightful company.
I think it''s great what you''re doing.
Well, I just know I''d always regret it
if I didn''t take the chance.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Chicago.
For your safety, the Captain has asked...
Wish me luck.