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[DOORBELL RINGS]

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- Hey, Daphne.
- Hello, Roz, Alice.

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- What brings you here?
- We're borrowing Frasier's car.

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Oh, I see. And you're leaving
Alice here as collateral.

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Actually,
he's being very nice about it.

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Mine's in the shop,
and I'm taking Alice and her friends

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to an ice cream party.

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You told me it was your friends
and the Science Centre.

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He said, she said,
we'll never know what really happened.

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Frasier, don't be so uptight.
I'm not gonna hurt your precious car.

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I am not uptight. I've just had
unfortunate experiences before

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loaning out my car.

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DAPHNE: I left an umbrella in the trunk.
- It was a wet umbrella.

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Can I have the keys?

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Yes, yes.

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After all, what are fine possessions for
if not to be used and enjoyed?

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And who better to enjoy them

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than the delightful souls
of small children?

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- I'll put a tarp in the back seat.
- Oh, bless you.

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- Hey, Roz. Hello, Alice.
ROZ: Hey.

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- What brings you here?
- Frasier loaned me his car.

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I backed mine into a telephone pole.

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- You said you were getting a tune-up.
- It needs one, trust me.

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- Is Daphne ready?
- Uh...

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Actually, I think she's in her room.
You two have plans?

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Yes, I am taking her
to the botanical gardens.

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Can you believe
she's never been before?

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Didn't Donny take her
to the botanical gardens last year?

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Can you believe
she's never been before?

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- Hey, Daphne.
- Hello, Niles.

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NILES:
Ready to go to the gardens?

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I'm afraid I'm gonna have to take Eddie
for a walk first.

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- Where's Dad?
- I don't know, he's gone.

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Here, I'll take him for a quick walk.

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DAPHNE: Oh, no, he's gonna need
more than that. He'll go stir crazy.

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He's gonna need a full run
at the dog park.

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We don't have time
to go to the dog park.

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The tour of succulents
starts promptly at 12.

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- Hey Frasier, can you take him?
- No, I'm sorry.

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Roz has my car, you see,

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and Lana's coming to pick me up
for a tutoring session with Kirby.

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Oh, I'll just get Eddie's toys.

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Hello, this is Dr. Frasier Crane.

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I need to make
an emergency appointment tomorrow

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for a complete cleaning of my BMW.

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June 10th?

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But I have
a Clean Team Privileges Card.

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Yes, of course, it's a platinum one.

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No.

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No, there are no diamonds
on the corner.

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Well, yes, I'd like to become a member
of the Diamond Alliance immediately.

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Fine.

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Put me on the waiting list.
I'll see you in June.

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- You're not in the Diamond Alliance?
- Don't do that.

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- So this is it.
- Mm-hm.

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I'd hardly call this a dog park.

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It's more like a dog orgy.
Whose beagles are those?

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Don't stare. It only encourages them.

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All right, hurry up, Eddie.

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There's lots of exciting depravity
to explore.

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He wants to play a little fetch.

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- Oh, here, you throw it.
- With my bare hands?

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- Come on, it's fun.
- All right, ready?

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Here we go, and fetch.

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I didn't give you
enough of a challenge here.

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Come here. You ready? Ready?
And...

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Go get it.

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I'm sorry. I was a bit of a grouch.

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This is actually a fine way
to spend the day.

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In fact, it's kind of...

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Hello.

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Do you suppose the rest of Eddie's
in there?

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JIM:
Good boy, good boy.

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Sorry about that, Daphne,

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but with the organic vitamin paste
I've been feeding Tank,

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Eddie can't keep up with him
anymore.

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It's no problem, Jim.

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Niles, this is Jim Brady and Tank.
This is Niles, my boyfriend.

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- It's a pleasure.
- Boyfriend? I should have known.

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Every time I'm single,
you're in a relationship

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and every time you're single,
I'm in a relationship.

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Yeah, that's true.

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- I guess we just don't have good...
- Timing.

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Exactly.

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- And I'm a drummer.
- Which makes it even more ironic.

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Tank, that's rude. Now, chill.

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Wow, you've really got him trained.
That's the problem with Eddie.

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He only listens if he thinks
he's gonna get food.

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Or one of my socks.

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But mostly food.

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It's all in the voice tone, really.

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Any dog can learn to respond to it,
even an old wheezer like Eddie.

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- You want me to show you?
- I'd love it.

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Come on. Come on, buddy.

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Yeah, we'd all love it.

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[CELL PHONE RINGING]

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You guys go ahead.

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Yes.

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- Hello?
- Hi, Niles, it's me.

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I just want to make sure
Daphne took Eddie for a walk.

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I completely forgot about him
this morning.

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Yeah, yeah,
we're in the dog park now.

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- Where are you, anyway?
- I'm at the track.

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I had an itch for it when I woke up

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and so I just dropped everything
and went.

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I'm at the window.

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I'll have a trifecta in the eighth.

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Gotta run.

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Well, I didn't realise I was gonna be
selling houses with you today.

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Why didn't you drop me off
and then come on your own?

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Stop whining. It'll only take a minute.

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I hope we don't run into the sad sack
who owns this place.

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I've been trying to sell this house
for a year,

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and he keeps driving away
every potential buyer.

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- How does he do that?
- Oh, hi.

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I heard a woman's voice.

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I thought it might be my wife
coming back to me.

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No. She lives in Portland now with
her new husband Lamar, remember?

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Oh, excuse me, Frasier Crane,
Phillip Donovan, the current owner.

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- Hello.
- Hi.

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LANA: I'll see you later, Phillip.
- Anyway,

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my wife just left with the kids.
No talking, no explanations,

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just ripped my heart out,
threw it to the dogs.

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Which she also took.

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Well, at least you're getting out
at the top of the market.

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Actually, this is a very good time,
Phillip, and I think today is the day.

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- Oh, no.
- Oh, God.

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What's wrong?

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The damn basement
must have flooded again.

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Everything in this box is ruined.

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Little Susie's cap she wore home
from the hospital. Ruined.

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Danny's first soccer uniform. Ruined.

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Well, you know,
I have an excellent dry cleaner.

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LANA:
No.

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Once, actually, I spilled butter
on a pair of white velvet pantaloons.

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Well, it's a long story,
but he had it out in under a minute.

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- Just give him the address.
FRASIER: Yes.

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I have two sons and two daughters.
The perfect American family.

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Until that bastard Lamar showed up
to snake our drains.

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Now all I have left are weekend visits

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and a few treasures
from their childhood.

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Like this house little Danny and I
made at day camp.

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Oh, thank goodness,
it made it through unscathed.

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Just a little water damage
in the basement.

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- Just like this house.
- Oh, well...

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Yes, well, Phillip,
you are still their father.

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I mean,
I know things seem difficult right now,

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but believe me, it'll get easier.

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Well, it's already easier.
I mean, look at me, I'm dressed.

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You know what would cheer you up
is to make a killing on this house.

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Now don't you think
you should get back to work?

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Yeah, I guess.

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That air traffic
isn't gonna control itself.

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LANA: Okay, here we go out...
No, not the front door.

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Let's go out the side door.
Gosh, good to see you again, Phillip.

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I'll call you real soon. Thanks, bye.

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Well, that man is obviously in pain.

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The least you could be
is a little sympathetic.

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I have been sympathetic
for 15 months.

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I had him over for Thanksgiving.

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He got drunk the first half-hour
and cried himself to sleep

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in my coat closet.

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And I consider that
one of our good days.

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Well, so where are these
so-called buyers of yours?

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- You told me they'd be here.
- They're obviously running late.

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- It'll give us time to go over the plan.
- What? There's a plan?

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Well, sure. When the Smolenski's get
here, you act like you want the house.

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You know, a little competition.
Put a little pressure on the deal.

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You're asking me to be your shill?

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That's the word. Yes, yes.

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Now listen, listen.
No, you don't have to say anything.

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- Well, I'm sorry, no.
- Well, why the...?

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Look, all you have to do is walk around
with an interested look on your face.

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- They'll fill in the rest.
- I will do no such thing.

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- Why won't you help me?
- Because I refuse to lie for you.

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- Fine, then go wait in the car.
- I never wanted to leave the car.

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Oh, just get out!

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All right, I got some Creamsicles,
and Fudgesicles,

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and something they call Bomb Pops.

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Well, I called the Smolenskis.
I bought us a little extra time.

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Right, good, good, fine. Spread out
some paper and then build us a house.

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So, Frasier,
with all your talk about honesty,

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how do you justify faking this thing?

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Well, we're simply protecting
the feelings of an innocent man.

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There's nothing dishonest
about that.

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Uh-huh.

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So, are you gonna write,
"I love you, Daddy" or am I?

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I'll do it.

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Sit. Wave, wave.

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All right, hide your eyes.
Hide your eyes.

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Hide them, hide them.
Hide your eyes.

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- Hide your eyes.
- Hello.

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JIM: Come on, hide your eyes.
Hide your eyes.

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Hey, Eddie,
don't worry about that other dog.

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He may be bigger and flashier
and better looking,

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but you have substance.
She knows that.

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DAPHNE:
How amazing is Jim?

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He's so connected to animals,
it's almost magical.

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Daphne, I've been musing
about you and me.

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- And I have a thought.
DAPHNE: Yeah?

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In every healthy relationship,

202
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I think there should be room
for an occasional,

203
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very occasional, irrational demand.

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What do you mean?

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A thing we insist the other do
or not do,

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and the other one has to do it
or not do it without question.

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- Is that fair?
- It is.

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Because we each get one and
only one for our whole relationship.

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- Well, if it's important to you.
- Then it's agreed?

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- Agreed.
- Good.

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Oh, I've got mine.

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- Already?
- Yes.

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I want you to promise
never to come to this dog park again.

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- What?
- I know it sounds extreme,

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it's even unreasonable, but that's
the beauty of the irrational demand.

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Is this about Jim?

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The demand cannot be scrutinised.
It's by definition, irrational.

218
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Are you sure this is how
you want to use your only one?

219
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Absolutely.
I've thought this through a lot.

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Irrationally, of course.

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Okay, if you're sure.

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I promise never to come
to this dog park again.

223
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Thank you.
I knew you'd understand.

224
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All right, we're going home.

225
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Tank needs to rehydrate,
and I'm late for a deltoid workout.

226
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Well, I guess this is goodbye, Jim.

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Yep, by this time next week
I'll be leading my first raft tour in Chile.

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- Really?
- Yeah.

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- Wow, when do you get back?
- Oh, he's not coming back.

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He's moving there.

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- Good luck, Jim.
- Yes, you too.

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- Take care.
- And stay cool, buddy.

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Oh, you know it.

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I wonder how I'll use
my irrational demand.

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Oh, what's my rush?
I've got years to think it over.

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- Hi, Martin.
- Oh, hello, Joanne.

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- How have you been?
- Pretty good.

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- Oh, please, have a seat.
- Thanks.

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I was worried I was going to be late
with all that construction going on.

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Yeah, I know. It's a mess.

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How's your hip?

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Oh, you learn to live with it.

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I think about you a lot, you know.

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I've wanted to call, but...

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I don't know.

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Oh, I understand. It's okay.

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- So, another year has gone by.
- Yeah, time really flies.

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I guess it goes a little slower for me.

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- How's our roof coming?
- Almost done.

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Good.

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You know, there was a time
back in high school

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when I would have paid a thousand
dollars to watch you eat a Popsicle.

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It was a long time ago.

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I think it's kind of funny
that we became friends.

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We're friends?

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Well, sure we are.
Why wouldn't you think so?

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- Oh, dear.
- Nice going, dipstick.

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It's a brand new shirt.

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I hear a car. It's the Smolenskis.

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- Okay, keep working.
- Right.

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I've got to go to Phillip's room,
spray some air freshener around.

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His room reeks of,
I don't know, despair.

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It's even nicer than I remember.

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Well, hello there.

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Are you having fun
making your little house?

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Oh, hi. Oh, there you are.
Hi. Oh, I see you've met Frasier.

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You know,
I'm so glad you came today,

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because the interest on this place
is really heating up.

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Well, we're certainly interested
as well,

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but we heard that a lot of homes
in this area have a flooding problem.

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Now what do you know
about the basement here?

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LANA: Honestly?
SMOLENSKl: Yes.

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This house is 60 years old,

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and I have only heard of it
flooding once.

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[COUGHS]

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And I can tell you for a fact
that the current owner

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stores some of his most cherished
keepsakes in that basement.

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[FRASIER COUGHING]

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Are you choking on your lolly?

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No. I am choking on something
far more dangerous and destructive

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than a simple sugary treat.

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It's a prolific and powerful poison
known as deception.

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He's very verbal.

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Oh, you know, I just remembered.

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Gosh, you know,
the owner did mention something

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about a recent
little moisture problem downstairs.

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Why don't I give him a call and see
if he'll come down in the price?

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Oh, that'd be wonderful.

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If you give us a break in the price,
I'm sure we'll make an offer.

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- Great, I'll call you tonight.
MRS. SMOLENSKl: Thank you, Lana.

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- Sure.
- Goodbye, sonny.

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LANA:
Call you tonight.

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Bye-bye.

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There, now, you see?
You did the right thing.

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- It wasn't so bad, was it?
- I guess not.

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Oh, look at our little house.
It looks great.

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00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:56,600
Say,
we've got a few Popsicle sticks left.

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00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:59,100
Why don't we add on a half a bath?

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Frasier.

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You know, Lana, I think the house
should go the other way around,

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with the door facing the couch.

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Feng shui.

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Fine, fine, fine.

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- Oh, perfect.
- Perfect.

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FRASIER: Doesn't that
feel good to tell the truth?

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It's like breathing a breath
of fresh air after...

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- Yeah, yeah, let's get out of here.
- All right.

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[ELEVATOR BELL RINGS]

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Okay, Alice.

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Before we see Uncle Frasier,

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let's remember together
what really happened.

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Now, did you throw up
in Uncle Frasier's car?

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No, you didn't.
That smell was there before, wasn't it?

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That's my girl. There you go.

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00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,000
Besides the library assignment,

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I've been taking the computer class
on Wednesdays.

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I hope to get a job with computers.
You know, when I get out.

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00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:31,800
Can you tell us what consideration,
if any, you've given this crime?

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Well, I regret it every day.

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I was young at the time,
and I wasn't thinking,

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you know, about the consequences.

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00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,200
I'm very sorry.

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00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:50,000
The victim is here.

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Mr. Crane,
would you like to make a statement?

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00:19:07,300 --> 00:19:08,900
I have nothing to say.

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WOMAN:
Would you give us a moment?

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[WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY]

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Mr. Hicks, the board commends you

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for your participation
in the in-house programmes

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to better yourself and for your record
of excellent conduct.

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We have weighed this
against your conviction

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of shooting a police officer
during the commission of a robbery,

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and find that the length
of your time served

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has not yet met the standards
for proportionality,

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equality and justice
as required by state law.

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Parole is denied.

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[DOOR BUZZES]