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Hey, Martin. Happy Valentine's Day.

2
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Oh, thanks, Roz.
So, you're with us tonight, huh?

3
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Yeah, we've rented a
couple of sad chick movies.

4
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Oh. It's not like you not to have a date.

5
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Tell me.
I usually try for a second seating.

6
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You'd think that, being engaged,
I'd have a guaranteed date, but no.

7
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Donny had to go to Florida.
His grandmother.

8
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She'd do anything to come between us.

9
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Oh, what'd she do this time?

10
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She died.

11
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Where is Niles?
I don't want to be late for the opera.

12
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Are you going with
Niles on Valentine's Day?

13
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It's a subscription series, you see.

14
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Got tickets months ago.
We'd no idea what day this fell on.

15
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So Dr. Crane's not
spending tonight with Mel?

16
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No, she's going out of town.
Some sort of medical conference.

17
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[DOORBELL RINGS]

18
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You know, actually, I'm sorry for Niles,

19
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but I'm rather glad to be having
an old-fashioned boys' night out.

20
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I can't wait either. I'll see you
in 20 minutes, valentine. Mwah.

21
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That had better be the
seat duster in our opera box.

22
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No, it was Mel. At the last minute,
she decided to skip her conference.

23
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-I'll be going to the opera by myself.
-Oh, well, here's a thought.

24
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If you give Mel your ticket,
you won't have to be alone.

25
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You can stay here and watch
fun movies with Roz and Daphne.

26
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Oh, <i>Dying Young.</i> It's a classic.

27
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I am surprised by your gall.
You not only bail on me,

28
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-you expect me to give up my ticket.
-Put yourself in my shoes.

29
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I have to do something for Mel.
Every restaurant in town's booked.

30
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I ran into Archie Wilfong today.

31
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He had to settle for two seats at
the counter at The Salad Experience.

32
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What do you suggest I do?

33
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Bring your own wine and
order the spicy Caesar.

34
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May your opera box be
full of cellophane crinklers

35
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and the stage swarming with standbys.

36
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Get out.

37
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He goes too far.

38
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Yeah, some nerve.

39
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Ditching you to spend
Valentine's Day with his girlfriend.

40
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I don't blame you for being jealous
he's got someone and you don't…

41
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I am not jealous.
I am simply appalled by his rudeness.

42
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I was looking forward to this evening.

43
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Nice drink, lovely opera,

44
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then a late supper,

45
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perhaps a beautiful bottle of wine,

46
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delightful dessert soufflé.

47
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Oh, God, I need a woman.

48
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DAPHNE: Remember my friend Rowena?

49
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She's much prettier since her surgery.

50
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You look at her face, and you
can't tell where it used to be.

51
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Thank you, Daphne, but, actually,
I already have someone in mind.

52
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See,

53
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there's this stunning woman

54
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who comes to the opera
the same nights we do.

55
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She has the box right across from ours.

56
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We've flirted a bit from a distance.

57
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I have laughed with her during
<i>Figaro</i> and cried with her during <i>Tosca.</i>

58
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I even had a dream about her
during <i>Einstein on the Beach.</i>

59
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Well, don't just stare at her.
Make a move.

60
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I will, Roz. Tonight's the night.

61
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By the finale, I've made my overture.
Would you come with me?

62
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To the opera? What for?

63
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I can't go with a woman,
she'll think I'm on a date.

64
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If I go alone, I couldn't get a date.

65
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-He would look pretty pathetic.
-Oh, jeez.

66
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Or you could stay home
with us and watch sad movies.

67
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-<i>Sophie's Choice.
</i>-I'll say it is.

68
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-MARTIN: Is she here yet?
-FRASIER: No, not yet.

69
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That's her box, the empty one.

70
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I'm not gonna sit through a whole
opera for some woman who's not here.

71
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For God's sakes, give it a chance.
You might learn to like it.

72
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Your mother dragged me to
these things, and they were stupid.

73
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-These stories make no sense.
-Well, that is not true.

74
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-What's this one about?
-FRASIER: Rigoletto,

75
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the hunchbacked jester of the duke.

76
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He has a daughter, Gilda,
who's secretly living with him,

77
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but everyone thinks she's his mistress.
In this opening scene,

78
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Rigoletto mocks the duke's
enemy, who puts a curse on him.

79
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A cursed hunchback dating his daughter.
Nothing screwy so far.

80
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He is not dating his daughter.

81
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Gilda is being courted by the duke,
who is disguised as a humble student.

82
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You see, that's what I mean.
The whole thing's so unrealistic.

83
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Everybody's in love, pretending
to be somebody they're not,

84
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and they're all swooning and gasping.

85
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[FRASIER GASPS]

86
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Exactly. Who acts that way?

87
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Dad, she's here. She's not on a date.
That must be her mother.

88
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[MARTIN GASPS]

89
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Oh, wow, you're right.
She is a looker, all right.

90
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-Don't gawk. She'll notice.
-That was the point.

91
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-No.
-Get her attention.

92
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No, Dad, Dad. Please don't wave. No.

93
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-Keep your eye on the stage.
-I bet you that gets results.

94
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You're right, Dad, it did.

95
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[GASPS]

96
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Oh, God, I wasn't waving at her.
I was waving at the daughter.

97
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That's not what the mother thinks.
She likes you. Wave back.

98
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-No, I don't want to.
-Wave back.

99
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-You started it. Wave back to her.
-Oh, jeez.

100
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The hunchback's got a nice voice,
but the daughter's kind of screechy.

101
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Yeah, well, she's no Renata Tebaldi.

102
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I don't see them. Do you?

103
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Betcha the old one's in the ladies'
room putting on more war paint.

104
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FRASIER: There they are.

105
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Try to be nice, Dad.
If you are rude to the mother,

106
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you will ruin my chances
with the daughter.

107
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Well, we finally meet.

108
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I feel like we're
practically old friends.

109
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Yes.

110
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I'm Helen Browning.
This is my daughter Emily.

111
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-Hi.
-Hello, I'm Frasier Crane.

112
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-This is my father, Martin.
-Hello, Martin.

113
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-FRASIER: It's a pleasure.
-Yes.

114
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-Can we get you some champagne?
-Oh, we'd love it. Thank you.

115
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-MARTIN: Let me give you a hand.
-Dad, we can manage.

116
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Uh, why don't you two stay
and have a nice little chat?

117
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Okay.

118
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[MARTIN CHUCKLES]

119
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Lovely production, isn't it?
I adore Verdi.

120
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Oh, he's my favorite.

121
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Though the woman
singing Gilda's a bit off.

122
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She's no Renata Tebaldi.

123
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You know, if you like Verdi so much,

124
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I happen to have a spare
ticket to <i>Aida</i> next week.

125
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Oh, that sounds great, but,
uh, if it's a week from tonight,

126
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-I'm busy. I'm sorry.
-Actually, it's next Thursday.

127
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Oh, Thursday. Oh, you know,
there's this thing at my, uh, wine club.

128
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That's all right, Martin. We just met.
I shouldn't have asked.

129
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No, Helen, it's got nothing
to do with you. It's me.

130
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I'm afraid I've given you the
wrong impression of myself.

131
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-You see, the truth is I'm…
-Gay.

132
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Uh, right. Gay.

133
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I thought you might be.

134
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How many straight men
remember Renata Tebaldi?

135
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Not many.

136
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Well, I'm sorry if I was too forward.

137
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It's just that sometimes
it's hard to meet nice men.

138
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Tell me.

139
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-Here we are. Dad?
-MARTIN: Oh, thank you.

140
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Good news. Emily has
agreed to join me for a nightcap,

141
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and cast her eye over
my African art collection.

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[CHIMING]

143
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-Oh.
-It was very nice meeting you.

144
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MARTIN: Nice meeting you too. Goodbye.

145
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-FRASIER: I'll see you later. Bye.
-Yes.

146
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How did it go? You didn't offend her?

147
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No, not at all.
Turns out I'm not her type.

148
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-EMILY: Well?
-Opera queen.

149
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Oh, I'm sorry.

150
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Though you know who he'd be perfect for?

151
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Yes. You know, he's here tonight.
I'll bring him.

152
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[CHIMING]

153
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We'd better hurry up.
Don't want to miss the second act.

154
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MARTIN: Who cares?

155
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It'll be more goofy stuff that
never happens in real life.

156
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[SAD MUSIC PLAYING ON TV]

157
00:08:02,451 --> 00:08:05,288
-How was the opera?
-Lovely. Get out.

158
00:08:06,289 --> 00:08:08,708
-Hey, that movie's not over.
-FRASIER: Too bad, Roz.

159
00:08:08,792 --> 00:08:10,419
There's a stunning woman on her way.

160
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I don't want her to think
I run a sorority house.

161
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Now come on, shake a leg.

162
00:08:14,256 --> 00:08:16,467
You spoke to her? You didn't wimp out?

163
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You've never seen me so suave.

164
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ROZ: Oh, some Valentine's Day.
First my date bails on me

165
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and now I owe Daphne 50 bucks.

166
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Well, hello there.
Will you be my Ballantine?

167
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-Dad, will you go get a glass, please?
-All right.

168
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[DOORBELL RINGS]

169
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Drink it quickly. The last thing I need
is some third wheel cramping my style.

170
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-Hello.
-Hello.

171
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I hope you don't mind.
Edward here was at the opera too.

172
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-He's, uh, my partner.
-Your partner?

173
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At the gallery. I'm also her uncle.

174
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Oh, when you said partner, I
thought you meant romantic partner.

175
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Hardly.

176
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-Well, I'm Frasier.
-Pleasure.

177
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-FRASIER: Yes.
-What a marvelous view. May I?

178
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Yes, please.

179
00:09:02,941 --> 00:09:07,196
Your father, is he dating
anyone at the moment?

180
00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:10,949
Well, uh, no, but if you're
thinking about your mother,

181
00:09:11,033 --> 00:09:13,995
I'm afraid they're not
really right for each other.

182
00:09:14,079 --> 00:09:17,625
Yes, I know. I meant Edward.

183
00:09:20,503 --> 00:09:22,756
-Your uncle?
-Yes.

184
00:09:23,299 --> 00:09:25,217
And my father?

185
00:09:25,301 --> 00:09:29,388
They're both single, they love opera,
and they were both married with kids

186
00:09:29,472 --> 00:09:31,142
when they came out of the closet.

187
00:09:32,435 --> 00:09:35,270
Your dad told my mother all about it.

188
00:09:35,354 --> 00:09:36,857
Oh, did he?

189
00:09:37,733 --> 00:09:40,528
She asked him out, and
he had to be honest with her.

190
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-Hi there.
-FRASIER: Yes.

191
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Nothing like a little honesty to
defuse an awkward situation.

192
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-MARTIN: Hi there. How are you?
-Let me take your coat.

193
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Dad, this is Edward.

194
00:09:50,874 --> 00:09:54,585
Emily's uncle.
He's her partner in her art gallery.

195
00:09:54,669 --> 00:09:56,338
Edward, this is my father, Martin.

196
00:09:56,422 --> 00:10:00,343
-Pleased to meet you, Martin.
-Same here. My friends call me Marty.

197
00:10:00,427 --> 00:10:02,971
Then Marty it is.

198
00:10:05,892 --> 00:10:07,768
I love what you've done with this place.

199
00:10:07,852 --> 00:10:12,440
It's the perfect blend of sleek
elegance and audacious whimsy.

200
00:10:12,524 --> 00:10:15,695
MARTIN: Oh, you like it, huh?

201
00:10:15,779 --> 00:10:17,321
You know, Edward's my favorite name.

202
00:10:17,405 --> 00:10:20,701
-Really?
-Yes. I even call my dog Eddie. Eddie.

203
00:10:20,785 --> 00:10:22,703
Yeah, see, here he is.

204
00:10:22,787 --> 00:10:26,040
A Jack Russell. He loves Jack Russells.

205
00:10:26,124 --> 00:10:28,335
I have three of them. All girls.

206
00:10:28,419 --> 00:10:30,796
Oh, well, we ought to get them together.

207
00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:33,130
Who knows, maybe a
little romance will bloom.

208
00:10:37,388 --> 00:10:41,684
You know, Dad, maybe we should
go fetch our new friends some drinks.

209
00:10:41,768 --> 00:10:44,688
-EMILY: I'd love some white wine.
-How about you, Ed?

210
00:10:44,772 --> 00:10:46,857
-Why not a beer?
-Oh!

211
00:10:46,941 --> 00:10:49,695
A man after my own heart.

212
00:10:52,991 --> 00:10:56,076
-Boy, you are really something.
-What?

213
00:10:56,160 --> 00:10:59,206
You actually told Emily's
mother that you were gay.

214
00:10:59,290 --> 00:11:00,457
You said not to offend her.

215
00:11:00,541 --> 00:11:02,835
I thought that's a good
way to get her to cool her jets

216
00:11:02,919 --> 00:11:05,213
without hurting her feelings.

217
00:11:05,297 --> 00:11:08,467
Dad, there's something you
don't understand. You see,

218
00:11:08,551 --> 00:11:11,262
-she told Emily.
-Has she got a problem with it?

219
00:11:11,346 --> 00:11:14,349
Oh, no, she's pretty okay with it.

220
00:11:14,433 --> 00:11:17,728
You're worried she'll know I'm straight,
find out I've been lying to her mother.

221
00:11:17,812 --> 00:11:19,939
-Dad…
-Oh, well, don't worry about it.

222
00:11:20,023 --> 00:11:22,401
I'll gay it up a little.

223
00:11:25,529 --> 00:11:30,034
Emily, have I told you I love your hair?

224
00:11:30,118 --> 00:11:31,578
Oh, thank you, Martin.

225
00:11:31,662 --> 00:11:34,206
It's divine.

226
00:11:37,419 --> 00:11:41,048
Frasier, these pieces are wonderful.
You have exquisite taste.

227
00:11:41,132 --> 00:11:43,384
Oh, he gets that from me.

228
00:11:44,719 --> 00:11:48,223
Yes, it was worth all the hours I
dragged him around to the museums

229
00:11:48,307 --> 00:11:49,684
and the antique shops,

230
00:11:49,768 --> 00:11:51,435
and teaching him about art

231
00:11:51,519 --> 00:11:53,646
and, you know,

232
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upholstery.

233
00:11:57,902 --> 00:12:00,321
-Were you in the arts?
-Oh, well, actually, Ed…

234
00:12:00,405 --> 00:12:02,115
Dad was a cop.

235
00:12:02,199 --> 00:12:04,201
EDWARD: Really?

236
00:12:04,285 --> 00:12:07,455
The, uh, uniform and everything.

237
00:12:09,958 --> 00:12:12,377
Yeah. In fact, uh, that's
what happened to my hip.

238
00:12:12,461 --> 00:12:15,131
I took a bullet trying
to break up a robbery.

239
00:12:15,215 --> 00:12:17,665
Yeah, I called for backup,
but it never showed up.

240
00:12:18,427 --> 00:12:20,637
Oh, because you were gay.

241
00:12:20,721 --> 00:12:24,684
Don't think I didn't wonder about that.

242
00:12:30,274 --> 00:12:32,109
Yes, that was the day I came out.

243
00:12:32,193 --> 00:12:34,654
I was lying in that alley,
covered with blood,

244
00:12:34,738 --> 00:12:38,284
bullet in my hip, and I
said, "That's it, I'm gay,

245
00:12:38,368 --> 00:12:42,623
I like myself, and I'm
not living a lie anymore."

246
00:12:45,584 --> 00:12:49,840
I had exactly the same
experience when I came out.

247
00:13:01,186 --> 00:13:05,191
Not exactly, perhaps.
Yours was a bullet in the hip.

248
00:13:05,275 --> 00:13:10,281
For me, it was a Lufthansa
steward named Gunther.

249
00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:14,452
What did I tell you?
I knew they'd hit it off.

250
00:13:14,536 --> 00:13:17,790
Yes, I had a feeling myself.

251
00:13:17,874 --> 00:13:21,462
And you didn't say a word, you scamp.

252
00:13:23,005 --> 00:13:27,426
Frasier, why don't you come help
me get some snacks for everybody?

253
00:13:27,510 --> 00:13:30,889
All right. If you'll excuse us.

254
00:13:30,973 --> 00:13:34,017
-You didn't tell me this was a setup.
-Well, how blind can you be, Dad?

255
00:13:34,101 --> 00:13:36,813
-He didn't seem gay to you?
-He's English. They all seem gay.

256
00:13:36,897 --> 00:13:39,566
-Oh, Lord.
-We have to tell them the truth.

257
00:13:39,650 --> 00:13:41,777
Oh, what?
You found her mother so unattractive

258
00:13:41,861 --> 00:13:43,278
that you pretended to be gay?

259
00:13:43,362 --> 00:13:45,990
Dad, Emily is the most fabulous
woman I have met in ages.

260
00:13:46,074 --> 00:13:48,326
If you screw this up for
me, I will never forgive you.

261
00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:50,871
-Just be nice.
-What if he asks me for a date?

262
00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:52,855
I have news for you. You're on a date.

263
00:13:54,835 --> 00:13:59,882
-Daphne.
-We're chatting with your therapist.

264
00:13:59,966 --> 00:14:03,762
He's a charmer, this one.
Aren't you glad you went to the opera?

265
00:14:03,846 --> 00:14:06,557
I keep telling him he should
get out more and meet people.

266
00:14:06,641 --> 00:14:09,436
Most nights, he just sits
here alone watching the telly.

267
00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:12,397
He's the exact same way.
He'll watch anything.

268
00:14:12,481 --> 00:14:14,567
Oh, with him, it's mostly sports.

269
00:14:14,651 --> 00:14:17,779
Just give him a bunch of sweaty
men chasing each other around a field.

270
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FRASIER: Daphne.

271
00:14:20,783 --> 00:14:23,619
Where are we, uh, keeping
the Camembert these days?

272
00:14:23,703 --> 00:14:26,456
-The same place we always do.
-Get it.

273
00:14:26,540 --> 00:14:29,418
You were smart to hire a
woman for physical therapy.

274
00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:33,089
Much safer than a man.
Edward sprained his leg last year…

275
00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:35,467
-All right, Emily.
-I never trusted that man.

276
00:14:35,551 --> 00:14:38,512
-All right, Emily.
-And why you loaned him your boat…

277
00:14:38,596 --> 00:14:40,640
All right, Emily.

278
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[DAPHNE LAUGHING]

279
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-Here we are.
-Thank you, Frasier.

280
00:14:51,612 --> 00:14:56,993
I would love to see the rest of
the apartment, if it's no trouble.

281
00:14:57,077 --> 00:14:58,661
Why, that's no trouble at all.

282
00:14:58,745 --> 00:15:01,415
-Frasier, can I just…
-Now, Dad, don't worry.

283
00:15:01,499 --> 00:15:03,709
I will close the door to your room.

284
00:15:03,793 --> 00:15:07,715
You should see. When he gets
ready for the opera, clothes everywhere.

285
00:15:08,716 --> 00:15:10,426
Well, I'm off to bed.

286
00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:14,514
Oh, oh, no, no, no, Daph…
Daphne, why don't you join us?

287
00:15:14,598 --> 00:15:17,518
Oh, no, no, no, three's a crowd.

288
00:15:22,482 --> 00:15:24,067
So.

289
00:15:24,736 --> 00:15:26,737
So.

290
00:15:26,821 --> 00:15:30,033
Our loved ones seem
determined to thrust us together.

291
00:15:30,117 --> 00:15:32,953
Well, don't let them pressure you.

292
00:15:33,746 --> 00:15:35,332
Oh.

293
00:15:37,167 --> 00:15:41,463
Congratulations, Marty, on
having raised such a splendid son.

294
00:15:41,547 --> 00:15:43,090
I envy you your bond.

295
00:15:43,174 --> 00:15:45,177
[MARTIN CHUCKLING]

296
00:15:46,345 --> 00:15:48,556
-Uh, do you have kids?
-Just one.

297
00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:51,725
George. He's 35.

298
00:15:51,809 --> 00:15:54,980
He has consecrated his life to bowling.

299
00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:59,026
-I join him when I can, but…
-You're not wild about it.

300
00:15:59,110 --> 00:16:00,570
No, I mean…

301
00:16:01,863 --> 00:16:04,325
Oh, the shoes.

302
00:16:05,034 --> 00:16:08,079
Strange, isn't it, the things we'll
do to be close to our children?

303
00:16:08,163 --> 00:16:09,581
Oh, yeah.

304
00:16:09,665 --> 00:16:11,833
I've let Frasier drag
me to all kinds of places

305
00:16:11,917 --> 00:16:15,067
I didn't want to go to just so I
could spend some time with him.

306
00:16:15,380 --> 00:16:19,009
You know, sometimes it's
hard to humor your kids but…

307
00:16:19,093 --> 00:16:20,635
It's what we do.

308
00:16:20,719 --> 00:16:23,598
-We're fathers.
-Exactly.

309
00:16:23,682 --> 00:16:27,395
Marty, would you be
free for dinner sometime?

310
00:16:28,729 --> 00:16:31,106
Oh, gee, I, uh…

311
00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:32,525
It's all right. Never mind.

312
00:16:32,609 --> 00:16:35,695
No, no, no, no, no. I…
I mean, I'd love to. It's just that…

313
00:16:35,779 --> 00:16:38,449
-No need to explain.
-No, no, really, Ed.

314
00:16:38,533 --> 00:16:42,037
It's not you. You're a great guy.
It's just that

315
00:16:42,746 --> 00:16:44,915
I'm dating someone.

316
00:16:47,001 --> 00:16:49,337
Marty, you don't have
to spare my feelings.

317
00:16:49,421 --> 00:16:50,756
No, no, really, it's true.

318
00:16:51,382 --> 00:16:52,758
-Hello.
-Darling.

319
00:17:01,227 --> 00:17:03,395
Sorry, am I interrupting something?

320
00:17:03,479 --> 00:17:06,900
Oh, not a thing, honey.
Just take off your coat and stay a while.

321
00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:11,572
Okay.

322
00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:14,325
I felt bad about that squabble earlier,

323
00:17:14,409 --> 00:17:17,412
so I thought I'd drop off
this little peace offering.

324
00:17:17,496 --> 00:17:20,917
Oh, as if I could stay mad at you.

325
00:17:23,253 --> 00:17:26,591
Uh, Edward, this is my boyfriend, Niles.

326
00:17:27,842 --> 00:17:30,679
Niles, this is Edward.
We met at the opera tonight.

327
00:17:30,763 --> 00:17:31,846
-Delighted.
-Hello.

328
00:17:31,930 --> 00:17:35,630
You needn't look so startled. I assure
you, there's nothing funny going on.

329
00:17:36,227 --> 00:17:37,937
Oh, good.

330
00:17:40,483 --> 00:17:43,570
Well, why don't we go put this on ice?

331
00:17:46,615 --> 00:17:50,119
Of course, the finest Gilda ever sung

332
00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:53,248
was by the great Mathilde DeCagny.

333
00:17:53,332 --> 00:17:56,794
-I actually have the recording.
-I'd love to hear it.

334
00:17:57,629 --> 00:18:00,799
-Where's Dad?
-He's in the kitchen with his boyfriend.

335
00:18:02,885 --> 00:18:04,970
FRASIER: Oh.

336
00:18:10,727 --> 00:18:15,232
-Niles, what brings you here?
-Well, it's my place too.

337
00:18:15,316 --> 00:18:20,280
I mean, I can have company if I want.
Emily, this is Niles.

338
00:18:20,364 --> 00:18:22,116
-Hello.
-NILES: Hi.

339
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:24,702
Um, I didn't realize your
father was seeing someone.

340
00:18:24,786 --> 00:18:27,581
No, actually, I didn't think he was. Um…

341
00:18:28,999 --> 00:18:31,169
Since when are you two an item?

342
00:18:31,253 --> 00:18:32,587
Oh, a few weeks now.

343
00:18:32,671 --> 00:18:37,635
We didn't say anything
about it yet because, well…

344
00:18:39,095 --> 00:18:41,348
So many reasons.

345
00:18:41,974 --> 00:18:46,061
-You know, it's getting late, Emily.
-Oh, yes, we should be going.

346
00:18:46,145 --> 00:18:48,481
No, no, please stay for
just five more minutes.

347
00:18:48,565 --> 00:18:54,321
I have a very special old port
that I'd love for you to sample. Niles.

348
00:18:57,868 --> 00:19:01,455
-How could you do this to me?
-This was not my idea.

349
00:19:01,998 --> 00:19:05,043
Emily just kissed me in the
bedroom, and now she's leaving.

350
00:19:05,127 --> 00:19:07,128
I have never been so
embarrassed in my life.

351
00:19:07,212 --> 00:19:08,838
You're embarrassed?

352
00:19:08,922 --> 00:19:11,926
They think the best I can
do is an old man with a cane.

353
00:19:14,889 --> 00:19:17,808
-You have got to fix this.
-How am I supposed to do that?

354
00:19:17,892 --> 00:19:20,645
Well, isn't it obvious?
You've got to dump Dad.

355
00:19:21,730 --> 00:19:23,356
Ah. Here we are.

356
00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:26,443
You really must try this.

357
00:19:26,527 --> 00:19:28,613
EDWARD: Thank you.

358
00:19:28,697 --> 00:19:32,700
So, Niles, you actually missed
a splendid evening at the opera.

359
00:19:32,784 --> 00:19:34,829
Well, maybe I can catch
it this weekend with Mel.

360
00:19:34,913 --> 00:19:36,163
Oh, and who's Mel?

361
00:19:36,247 --> 00:19:39,376
Damn you and your jealous questions!
You don't own me!

362
00:19:44,883 --> 00:19:46,634
Niles, I was only asking.

363
00:19:46,718 --> 00:19:49,096
You're always asking,
badgering, spying on me.

364
00:19:49,180 --> 00:19:50,931
Well, I won't be suffocated anymore.

365
00:19:51,015 --> 00:19:54,436
I'm tired of being your trophy boy.
It's over. You hear me? Over.

366
00:19:55,771 --> 00:19:58,107
And I'm keeping the jewelry.

367
00:20:05,532 --> 00:20:07,535
Oh, Dad,

368
00:20:07,619 --> 00:20:09,788
I'm so sorry.

369
00:20:12,917 --> 00:20:18,631
-Is there anything we can do?
-No, I'll be all right.

370
00:20:18,715 --> 00:20:20,759
I guess I always knew it wouldn't last.

371
00:20:20,843 --> 00:20:24,430
Marty, the young ones never stay.

372
00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:29,519
I know what will cheer you up.
That <i>Rigoletto</i> recording.

373
00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:32,148
-Yes, splendid.
-You know, Emily, I'd love to hear it,

374
00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:35,193
but that shipment is
arriving bright and early.

375
00:20:35,277 --> 00:20:37,112
Oh, right.

376
00:20:37,196 --> 00:20:38,656
Uh, Frasier,

377
00:20:39,323 --> 00:20:42,994
I wish I could stay,
but I'm Edward's ride.

378
00:20:43,078 --> 00:20:46,123
Yes, what a shame.
Well, I guess this is good night, then.

379
00:20:46,207 --> 00:20:49,878
No, no, wait. Emily, um,

380
00:20:49,962 --> 00:20:53,841
why don't you just stay here
with Frasier and enjoy the music?

381
00:20:54,801 --> 00:20:56,719
I'll give Edward a ride home.

382
00:20:56,803 --> 00:20:58,179
You would do that, Dad?

383
00:20:59,557 --> 00:21:01,559
Happy Valentine's Day, son.

384
00:21:02,852 --> 00:21:05,229
-Thanks, Dad.
-MARTIN: All right, good night.

385
00:21:05,313 --> 00:21:07,733
-Good night.
-FRASIER, EMILY: Good night.

386
00:21:10,862 --> 00:21:14,449
It was so sweet of your father to do that.

387
00:21:14,533 --> 00:21:17,786
He really loves you, doesn't he?

388
00:21:19,748 --> 00:21:22,000
You have no idea.