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Dr. Crane, I just wanted to tell
you how much I miss your show.

2
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Oh, well, thank you so much.
I miss it too.

3
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The brisk exchange of ideas,

4
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the crackling interplay
between me and my callers.

5
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Uh-huh.

6
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Well, you're very kind.

7
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See that, Roz? The public still
craves the kind of excitement

8
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only Frasier Crane can provide.

9
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Roz!

10
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I am so sorry.

11
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The baby kept me up
all night long last night.

12
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I'm trying to get her used to her
crib, but she just hates to sleep alone.

13
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Well, the acorn certainly
doesn't fall far from…

14
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I have got to wake up.
I'm on my way to an interview.

15
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I'd kill for a cup of regular coffee,
but I'm still nursing, so I can't.

16
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It was just all I could
do to get myself dressed

17
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and then feed the baby this morning.

18
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Yes, well, next time,

19
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maybe try feeding first
and dressing second.

20
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-Oh, my God!
-Yes.

21
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-How did I miss this?
-Well…

22
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On the plus side, it does divert the
eye from the blueberries in your teeth.

23
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What?
I can't go to this interview like this.

24
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-Of course you can.
-Oh, I'm just gonna call and cancel.

25
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No, Roz, no, please, just check
your teeth, yes, put your jacket on,

26
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and I swear, you'll look every
inch the smart career gal on the go.

27
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-There.
-Thanks, Frasier.

28
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Hey, Roz. Is that the newest
thing, wearing two different shoes?

29
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Oh, my God!

30
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Hi, Dad. So, what brings you here?

31
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I thought you needed cheering up.

32
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You've been mopey lately.

33
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Well, I had kind of a
rough night at the wine club.

34
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During the blindfolded tasting,

35
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I gave four stars to a Mexican Zinfandel.

36
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I don't just mean last night.

37
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I mean, you've been kind of down
ever since you lost your job, you know?

38
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And you haven't had a
date in I don't know how long.

39
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I know how long, and this
isn't the way to cheer me up.

40
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Don't worry. I found a girl for you.

41
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Duke's daughter Marie
just moved back in town…

42
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Dad, blind dates remain
the refuge of the lovelorn.

43
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If you didn't talk like that, you
might not have to get set up so much.

44
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Now, listen, she's not a blind date.
You know Marie.

45
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-Spent a week with her at the lake.
-She was 6 years old!

46
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Duke said she's grown into a real looker.

47
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Well, I have seen Duke.

48
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And unless he sired a love
child with Catherine Deneuve,

49
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I don't like my odds.

50
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-Uncle Martin!
-Oh, Marie!

51
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Look at you. You remember Frasier?

52
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<i>Bonjour!</i>

53
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MARIE: I don't know when
I've had such a delicious meal.

54
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You made this dessert yourself?

55
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Well, yes. It's a little something
I like to call Crane brûlée.

56
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You always were a gourmet.

57
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Even at the lake,
whenever we had fish sticks,

58
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-you insisted on white grape juice.
-Mm-hm.

59
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Is everything all right there?

60
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Oh! It's just a little quirk of mine.

61
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I like to keep things straight,
you know, in parallel lines.

62
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Yes, I noticed that
earlier with the asparagus.

63
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It's weird, I know.
It used to drive my mother crazy.

64
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Well, you know, we all
have our little idiosyncrasies.

65
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-How is your mother?
-Still on my case.

66
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After the divorce, things just got worse.

67
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Oh, I'm doing it again, aren't I?
I'm sorry. I'll stop.

68
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Look.

69
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Anyway, I haven't figured out how
to have a normal relationship with her.

70
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You know, we're all striving to have
what we call "normal" relationships.

71
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But who really knows what normal is?

72
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-You can move it back now.
-Thank you.

73
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What do you say we have
our wine out on the balcony?

74
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-The balcony?
-Yes.

75
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You haven't had a chance to see the view.

76
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Wow! That is some view, all right.
Beautiful.

77
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-You're afraid of heights, aren't you?
-I'm taking classes.

78
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They give us exercises to do.

79
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They just work better when
you're standing on a little milk crate.

80
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Oh, I must seem totally neurotic.

81
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Not at all.

82
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I guess I'm going a little nuts
since I moved in with my dad.

83
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Thank God I'm getting
my own place next week.

84
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Oh, yes, I suspect that will help a lot.

85
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Very often, the key to mental health

86
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is distancing ourselves from our parents.

87
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I'm home. Oh, hey!

88
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Sorry to barge in on you.

89
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That's all right.
Why don't you join us for dessert?

90
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Oh, thanks anyway, but I
had Crane brûlée for lunch.

91
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I did a dry run earlier.

92
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I wanted to make sure my
caramelizer wasn't on the fritz.

93
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I was proud the first time he
brought that blowtorch home

94
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-until I saw what it was for.
-Dad!

95
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Oh, no, I'm only joking. She knows that.

96
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He's a great kid, Marie.

97
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I mean, sure, he's out of work now,
but he's hit the skids a lot of times,

98
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and he always manages
to bounce right back up.

99
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I think you've sprinkled enough
pixie dust for one evening.

100
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Okay. Okay.

101
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Well, good night, you two.

102
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-I should probably get going too.
-All right.

103
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Thank you for a great evening.

104
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And for all the wonderful advice.
It was very insightful.

105
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You're quite welcome, Marie.

106
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Perhaps you can offer
me a little insight as well.

107
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Will this be our only night
together or will I see you again?

108
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Well, you're pretty good
at interpreting things.

109
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Maybe this will answer your question.

110
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Oh.

111
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Well, then, you have a nice life.

112
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And just as this hunter catches
up to me and is about to kill me,

113
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I wake up on the cot in my
dad's oak-paneled rumpus room.

114
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That is a terrifying nightmare.

115
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Are there any other
figures in the rumpus room?

116
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No, that's not part of the dream.
I really sleep there.

117
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I wish I didn't have to go. Can we
talk about this after the museum tonight?

118
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Oh, of course.
I thought it was the opera tonight.

119
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No, the museum opening.

120
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You promised me in the
shower this morning, remember?

121
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Yes.

122
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But I was under duress.
You had a loofah to my head.

123
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Oh, Niles, you just
missed Duke's daughter.

124
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I saw!

125
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Is it possible that's the same little girl

126
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we used to refer to as
the Ugly "Duke-ling"?

127
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-She is stunning.
-Isn't she, though?

128
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You know, the insecure part of me

129
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has trouble figuring out
why she's going out with me.

130
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I mean, she could have her pick of men.

131
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And I am a little older, haven't
been to the gym as often as I should,

132
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and you can feel free to contradict
me any time you like, Niles.

133
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You must have something,
because she's clearly charmed by you.

134
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Whatever the reason,

135
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we certainly have the most
wonderful time together.

136
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We have the greatest discussions.

137
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I've been helping her sort
through some of her issues.

138
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-Oh, really?
-Yes.

139
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It's a very complex
relationship with her mother

140
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which has given rise to several
striking phobias and a recurring dream.

141
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And the most charming little
obsessive-compulsive disorder.

142
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Oh, well, then, there you go.

143
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Perhaps she's attracted to you
because of your psychiatric expertise.

144
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Well, what are you suggesting?

145
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That Marie's going out with
me just to get free therapy?

146
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-It was just a thought.
-That's a mean-spirited thought.

147
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Marie's not using me.

148
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She would want me just as much
even if I weren't a psychiatrist.

149
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Why, you're jealous.
You're jealous that I'm having sex.

150
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Jealous that I'm having hot,
passionate, sweaty jungle sex.

151
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What are you having?

152
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I'm having a latte.

153
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MARTIN: Will this be all right for you?

154
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Is there enough light
here for you to see her?

155
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Yeah, I'm telling you,
Phil, she's really cute.

156
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You'll see for yourself
in a couple of minutes.

157
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Oh, wait. She's coming in now. I gotta go.

158
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-Hey, Daphne, how's it going?
-Fine.

159
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-Good.
-What are you so chipper about?

160
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Oh, nothing. It's a beautiful night out.

161
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Why don't you come have
a look at the moon with me?

162
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-Why, is it full?
-I don't know.

163
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DAPHNE: All right.

164
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-It's a beaut, isn't it?
-Oh, yeah, very romantic.

165
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Now, wait! Come here, come here.

166
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I gotta show you something else too.
Over here.

167
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Look at that, the way the moonbeams
bounce off that reflecting pool.

168
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Oh, yeah, that's really something.

169
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-What are you doing?
-Nothing.

170
00:09:00,995 --> 00:09:02,246
-Yes, you are.
-No, I'm not.

171
00:09:02,330 --> 00:09:03,580
-Yes, you are.
-I'm not.

172
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You're signaling to someone.

173
00:09:05,499 --> 00:09:08,126
Well, all right.
I did such a good job with Frasier,

174
00:09:08,210 --> 00:09:10,587
I thought I could fix you
up with some nice guy.

175
00:09:11,338 --> 00:09:13,173
Is it that man with the binoculars?

176
00:09:13,339 --> 00:09:14,798
Yeah, isn't that a great building?

177
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He does real well.
He owns half that floor.

178
00:09:16,759 --> 00:09:18,219
-Mr. Crane!
-What?

179
00:09:18,427 --> 00:09:19,470
I don't believe it!

180
00:09:19,637 --> 00:09:21,597
Putting me on display,
like a bloody concubine!

181
00:09:21,681 --> 00:09:22,848
You get a turn too.

182
00:09:23,014 --> 00:09:25,516
I got this telescope set up so
you could have a look at him.

183
00:09:25,600 --> 00:09:26,810
[PHONE RINGS]

184
00:09:26,977 --> 00:09:29,604
See, he liked you. Hello?

185
00:09:29,771 --> 00:09:33,023
Yeah, well, I told you she was pretty.

186
00:09:33,190 --> 00:09:35,108
What do you mean, can
I show you another one?

187
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What do you think I'm running here?

188
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So there I am, actually
biting the fingernails

189
00:09:40,947 --> 00:09:42,782
of the same hand that's holding the phone,

190
00:09:42,866 --> 00:09:45,201
not two minutes after
I'm on with my mother.

191
00:09:45,368 --> 00:09:50,164
-Isn't that so revealing?
-Well, yes. Yes, I'd say it is.

192
00:09:50,622 --> 00:09:53,417
Is everything okay, Frasier?
You seem a little quiet.

193
00:09:53,959 --> 00:09:57,671
No, no, I was just so
enjoying our museum chat,

194
00:09:57,838 --> 00:10:01,340
I was wondering how we got
on to the subject of mothers.

195
00:10:01,841 --> 00:10:04,802
Well, it was a Whistler exhibit.

196
00:10:06,846 --> 00:10:10,557
Yes, yes, I'm sorry.
I guess I'm just a bit tense.

197
00:10:10,724 --> 00:10:13,309
Why didn't you say something?
I'll give you a little massage.

198
00:10:13,393 --> 00:10:15,854
Oh, really?
All right, if you think that'll help.

199
00:10:18,189 --> 00:10:22,234
It's such an amazing feeling, being
in the presence of so much beauty.

200
00:10:22,443 --> 00:10:23,736
Well, you say that now.

201
00:10:23,903 --> 00:10:26,571
In six weeks, you'll be
telling me to lose weight.

202
00:10:30,033 --> 00:10:32,327
The Whistler, I know, I know.

203
00:10:32,493 --> 00:10:34,621
Isn't it great that we both enjoy art?

204
00:10:34,787 --> 00:10:38,415
-I could just talk about it all night.
-Me too.

205
00:10:38,749 --> 00:10:43,003
Oh, you know, I couldn't help
noticing your staring at that riverscape.

206
00:10:43,170 --> 00:10:44,795
You couldn't take your eyes off of it.

207
00:10:44,879 --> 00:10:48,758
Yeah, I think it's because it
reminded me of my recurring dream.

208
00:10:48,925 --> 00:10:51,510
You know, we were
gonna talk more about that.

209
00:10:51,677 --> 00:10:57,349
Oh, yes, yes. The dream, being
pursued by the hunter and the arrows.

210
00:10:57,515 --> 00:11:00,644
-Yeah.
-Well…

211
00:11:00,810 --> 00:11:04,355
You know, I'm not really feeling
up to talking about it right now.

212
00:11:04,521 --> 00:11:06,523
Do you think we could
do it some other night?

213
00:11:06,607 --> 00:11:09,610
Oh. All right.

214
00:11:12,737 --> 00:11:14,587
What did you think of the riverscape?

215
00:11:14,864 --> 00:11:16,824
Oh, well, I enjoyed it.

216
00:11:16,991 --> 00:11:19,661
I was also enjoying what
you were doing just now.

217
00:11:19,869 --> 00:11:23,121
I'm sorry. My hands were just
getting a little bit of a cramp.

218
00:11:23,330 --> 00:11:24,706
Oh, well, then let me do you, then.

219
00:11:24,790 --> 00:11:27,918
Actually, it's getting late.
You know, maybe I should get home.

220
00:11:28,126 --> 00:11:29,627
Thought you were spending the night.

221
00:11:29,711 --> 00:11:32,755
I'd like to, but I have an early
morning and I hate to rush.

222
00:11:33,422 --> 00:11:34,548
I had a great evening.

223
00:11:34,632 --> 00:11:39,636
You know, about that
dream, I did have one thought.

224
00:11:39,844 --> 00:11:41,721
-Really?
-Yes.

225
00:11:41,930 --> 00:11:48,311
Forest imagery very often
represents our most primal emotions,

226
00:11:48,520 --> 00:11:50,896
hence its frequent use in fairy tales,

227
00:11:51,105 --> 00:11:53,274
which could be a link to your childhood.

228
00:11:54,191 --> 00:11:58,528
You are so good at this.
Much better than my therapist.

229
00:11:58,695 --> 00:12:02,282
-You have a therapist?
-Oh, not anymore. Who can afford it?

230
00:12:04,409 --> 00:12:06,536
Anyway, my hands are feeling much better.

231
00:12:06,703 --> 00:12:08,536
Why don't we give that
massage another shot?

232
00:12:08,620 --> 00:12:09,997
Oh, yeah.

233
00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:15,127
So I noticed that I often have this
dream right after I talk to my mother.

234
00:12:15,294 --> 00:12:20,298
Boy, your muscles are so tense.
Is it just your neck or all over?

235
00:12:20,464 --> 00:12:22,842
It's all over.

236
00:12:27,762 --> 00:12:31,099
Frasier, Frasier, you
will not believe this.

237
00:12:31,266 --> 00:12:34,060
Little Alice said her first word today.
It was "ma."

238
00:12:34,269 --> 00:12:35,393
Or it may have been "moo."

239
00:12:35,477 --> 00:12:37,855
Mary, that's the sitter,
gave her this toy cow.

240
00:12:38,063 --> 00:12:40,482
She's always doing stuff like that.
I love Mary.

241
00:12:40,566 --> 00:12:42,568
I love this little cow too.

242
00:12:42,735 --> 00:12:44,860
It's the cutest little thing.
It's brown and white.

243
00:12:44,944 --> 00:12:47,529
That's a Jersey cow, right?
That's where Mary's from, Jersey.

244
00:12:47,613 --> 00:12:50,325
Yeah! I'll take a splash more.

245
00:12:51,242 --> 00:12:54,536
I stopped nursing yesterday
and, boy, have I missed this stuff.

246
00:12:54,745 --> 00:12:56,621
Cup of mud, java, my old friend joe.

247
00:12:56,705 --> 00:12:58,373
That's funny, Mary's
husband's name is Joe.

248
00:12:58,457 --> 00:13:01,292
Oh, my God, he's picking her up.
I gotta go. This has been fun.

249
00:13:01,376 --> 00:13:03,794
You look great. Nice talking with you.

250
00:13:09,508 --> 00:13:12,135
-Frasier, may I join you?
-Well, of course, Niles.

251
00:13:12,302 --> 00:13:14,512
And I'm sorry about yesterday.

252
00:13:14,596 --> 00:13:16,514
I'm the one who should be apologizing.

253
00:13:16,598 --> 00:13:18,698
I never meant to suggest that Marie was…

254
00:13:18,808 --> 00:13:21,643
Niles, Marie and I broke up.

255
00:13:22,436 --> 00:13:25,439
I'm sorry.
Did she at least give you a reason?

256
00:13:26,065 --> 00:13:29,900
I broke up with her, but thank you for
the daily shot in the arm of confidence.

257
00:13:29,984 --> 00:13:32,653
I talked to Duke. What the hell
did you break up with Marie for?

258
00:13:32,737 --> 00:13:34,738
I'm terribly sorry.
I don't mean to cause a rift

259
00:13:34,822 --> 00:13:37,157
between you and your friend,
but I couldn't continue with it.

260
00:13:37,241 --> 00:13:40,202
Once I confirmed that Marie
was primarily interested in me

261
00:13:40,369 --> 00:13:43,747
as a sounding board for her
problems, I just had to end it.

262
00:13:43,955 --> 00:13:45,605
Just as Niles suggested I should.

263
00:13:46,375 --> 00:13:48,250
I never suggested that!

264
00:13:48,417 --> 00:13:51,170
Well, no, all I said was
that one of the things

265
00:13:51,337 --> 00:13:53,964
she might appreciate about
you is your psychiatric expertise.

266
00:13:54,048 --> 00:13:57,133
If you were a world-class chef,
she'd appreciate your cooking.

267
00:13:57,300 --> 00:13:59,885
If you were a stand-up comedian,
she'd appreciate your jokes.

268
00:13:59,969 --> 00:14:03,014
If you were a dermatologist, she had
a big growth coming out of her face…

269
00:14:03,098 --> 00:14:04,641
Yes, Dad, I get it. Thank you.

270
00:14:05,683 --> 00:14:08,268
I am sorry, but if you had
let the relationship continue,

271
00:14:08,352 --> 00:14:10,061
she might have found other things

272
00:14:10,145 --> 00:14:12,231
she'd appreciate about you just as much.

273
00:14:12,439 --> 00:14:14,232
Maybe there's still time to win her back.

274
00:14:14,316 --> 00:14:16,650
It'd take a pretty big bouquet of flowers.

275
00:14:16,734 --> 00:14:19,737
I don't know. Maybe if I explain
what really happened, she'll forgive me.

276
00:14:19,821 --> 00:14:21,572
Sometimes the best apology is the truth.

277
00:14:21,656 --> 00:14:24,741
You'll tell her you thought she
was prostituting herself for therapy,

278
00:14:24,825 --> 00:14:27,619
but now you've decided that's okay?

279
00:14:30,872 --> 00:14:33,541
Well, not that truth. Some other truth.

280
00:14:38,254 --> 00:14:40,172
[LOCK CLICKS, DOOR OPENS]

281
00:14:40,339 --> 00:14:42,923
-FRASIER: Good evening, Dad.
-Hey, you two. How was dinner?

282
00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:46,594
It was great. We went to my favorite
restaurant, this little Korean barbecue.

283
00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:49,264
It's just fabulous.
You get to cook your own food

284
00:14:49,431 --> 00:14:52,057
on this little grill that's right
in the center of the table.

285
00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:54,934
It splatters a little bit, but, you
know, that's what makes it fun.

286
00:14:55,018 --> 00:14:57,604
Well, clearly, you had a marvelous time.

287
00:14:58,730 --> 00:15:00,690
-Oh, hello again, Marie.
-Hi, Niles.

288
00:15:00,898 --> 00:15:02,858
If we're gonna go away, I
should make reservations.

289
00:15:02,942 --> 00:15:06,445
Right. I tell you what, use the phone
in my bedroom. I'll be in in a minute.

290
00:15:06,529 --> 00:15:08,197
Just thinking about getting away

291
00:15:08,364 --> 00:15:10,866
is making me feel more relaxed already.

292
00:15:18,540 --> 00:15:21,041
-She has a little problem with heights.
-I saw.

293
00:15:21,208 --> 00:15:24,044
Well, I'm sure glad you guys
patched things up, anyway.

294
00:15:24,211 --> 00:15:26,297
You know, Duke and I go back a long way.

295
00:15:26,464 --> 00:15:28,923
Got a lot of friends, but there's
something I get from Duke

296
00:15:29,007 --> 00:15:31,550
-that I don't get from anybody else.
-Seahawks tickets.

297
00:15:31,634 --> 00:15:34,934
MARTIN: And don't think that
SOB wasn't ready to pull them, either.

298
00:15:37,764 --> 00:15:40,364
Dad dragged me to one of
those Korean barbecues once.

299
00:15:40,684 --> 00:15:42,477
I've had that suit
dry-cleaned three times.

300
00:15:42,561 --> 00:15:45,861
Eddie still greets me in a
carnivorous frenzy every time I wear it.

301
00:15:47,106 --> 00:15:49,317
The next time Marie
and I go out for dinner,

302
00:15:49,484 --> 00:15:50,776
I'm gonna pick the restaurant,

303
00:15:50,860 --> 00:15:54,197
preferably one where the
stove gets its own room.

304
00:15:54,780 --> 00:15:57,032
Well, she certainly
seems smitten with you.

305
00:15:57,199 --> 00:15:58,825
She certainly does, doesn't she?

306
00:15:59,326 --> 00:16:00,869
I'm quite captivated with her.

307
00:16:01,036 --> 00:16:04,539
You know, I can't put my
finger on exactly why, but…

308
00:16:04,747 --> 00:16:06,456
I'm just glad things
are going well for you.

309
00:16:06,540 --> 00:16:08,292
Are they ever.

310
00:16:08,626 --> 00:16:11,086
I find her more enchanting each day.
Oh, you know what?

311
00:16:11,170 --> 00:16:15,465
I am particularly intrigued by
this recurring dream she has.

312
00:16:15,673 --> 00:16:18,426
She's in the woods, she's
being pursued by a hunter.

313
00:16:18,593 --> 00:16:21,346
And get this, when she
turns to confront the pursuer,

314
00:16:21,513 --> 00:16:23,972
-the hunter has no face.
-Fascinating.

315
00:16:24,139 --> 00:16:25,890
I'm determined to get to the bottom of it.

316
00:16:25,974 --> 00:16:29,102
I'm sure it would shed light on her
mother issues and this fear of heights.

317
00:16:29,186 --> 00:16:31,604
Oh, God, I've just discovered
that she absolutely refuses

318
00:16:31,688 --> 00:16:34,022
to touch a doorknob with her bare hand.

319
00:16:34,106 --> 00:16:37,193
Thanks to my natural chivalry,
I missed that for a whole week.

320
00:16:38,236 --> 00:16:40,446
Is that all you talk about, her problems?

321
00:16:40,655 --> 00:16:44,407
Well, no, no.
We talk about lots of things.

322
00:16:44,574 --> 00:16:47,285
Art, the theater. Why?

323
00:16:47,452 --> 00:16:51,413
-Oh, it's just a passing thought.
-Well, pass it over here.

324
00:16:51,622 --> 00:16:54,792
Well, you were asking what
most captivated you about her.

325
00:16:54,959 --> 00:16:58,378
Perhaps she's giving you a chance
to exercise your psychiatric muscles.

326
00:16:58,462 --> 00:17:01,130
-What?
-You've been out of work for a while.

327
00:17:01,297 --> 00:17:05,676
Niles, Marie is a stunning
woman with a body to die for,

328
00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:08,179
and you think all I'm
interested in is her mind?

329
00:17:08,346 --> 00:17:10,681
How shallow do you think I am?

330
00:17:12,641 --> 00:17:14,267
Well, there's no need to get defensive.

331
00:17:14,351 --> 00:17:18,104
There's not a problem, unless
she's falling in love with you

332
00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:20,898
and you're only interested
in her as a case study.

333
00:17:21,107 --> 00:17:25,695
I assure you, I am interested in all
aspects of Marie, not just her psyche.

334
00:17:25,903 --> 00:17:27,028
For God's sakes, you know,

335
00:17:27,112 --> 00:17:29,447
I could happily go for weeks
without discussing it once.

336
00:17:29,531 --> 00:17:31,282
-Glad to hear it.
-Well, thank you.

337
00:17:31,366 --> 00:17:34,619
If you'll excuse me, I have someone
waiting for me in the other room.

338
00:17:34,703 --> 00:17:36,412
[BARKING, GROWLING]

339
00:17:36,579 --> 00:17:39,248
Oh! Oh, dear God! Unhand me, you wretch!

340
00:17:39,415 --> 00:17:43,294
Oh, you vile creature!
Oh, for God's sake, you miserable…

341
00:17:43,460 --> 00:17:46,045
Niles, please, drop him a Liv-A-Snap!

342
00:17:46,212 --> 00:17:49,215
Oh, let go of me!

343
00:17:49,424 --> 00:17:52,552
Let go of that leg, you…

344
00:17:54,678 --> 00:17:57,014
My father's best friend.

345
00:17:57,598 --> 00:17:59,516
Well, after your father.

346
00:18:00,058 --> 00:18:02,477
We're all booked for this weekend.
There's a lake, hiking.

347
00:18:02,561 --> 00:18:04,144
Sounds like a perfect place to relax.

348
00:18:04,228 --> 00:18:06,313
You know, I do love the country.
It's so relaxing.

349
00:18:06,397 --> 00:18:09,650
I swear to God, I'm out like a light
as soon as my head hits the pillow.

350
00:18:09,734 --> 00:18:13,194
Then we'll have to ask
for a room with no pillows.

351
00:18:13,695 --> 00:18:15,989
Oh, that reminds me, I
had that dream again.

352
00:18:16,156 --> 00:18:18,450
But this time, I saw the hunter's face.

353
00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:20,952
-Really?
-Yeah.

354
00:18:21,161 --> 00:18:23,120
-You'll never guess who it was.
-Who?

355
00:18:23,329 --> 00:18:25,831
-No, no.
-Is something wrong?

356
00:18:25,998 --> 00:18:28,708
No, it's just that I'd rather not
discuss the dream right now.

357
00:18:28,792 --> 00:18:30,294
Oh, you're right. I'm sorry.

358
00:18:30,461 --> 00:18:33,046
Like you even care who
the hunter is right now.

359
00:18:33,212 --> 00:18:37,508
Yes, there are so many other
things I'm more interested in.

360
00:18:38,509 --> 00:18:41,178
-Yeah, that's better, isn't it?
-Yeah.

361
00:18:41,553 --> 00:18:43,597
-Do you feel relaxed?
-Uh-huh.

362
00:18:45,015 --> 00:18:47,934
-Was it your sister?
-What?

363
00:18:48,101 --> 00:18:50,227
The hunter. It was your sister, wasn't it?

364
00:18:50,436 --> 00:18:52,521
No. I thought you didn't
wanna talk about this.

365
00:18:52,605 --> 00:18:56,108
Oh, God, you're right, you're right.
I don't. I really… I really don't.

366
00:18:56,192 --> 00:18:59,402
I'd much rather be exploring
other things right now,

367
00:18:59,611 --> 00:19:04,240
like your lips and your chin

368
00:19:04,491 --> 00:19:08,661
-and your neck.
-Oh, keep going.

369
00:19:09,453 --> 00:19:12,039
Oh, for God's sake, who was it?

370
00:19:12,831 --> 00:19:15,501
-What is with you?
-I just have to know!

371
00:19:15,709 --> 00:19:21,339
-Okay. It was me.
-Of course it was!

372
00:19:22,548 --> 00:19:25,551
The hunter represents your
feelings of anger and abandonment

373
00:19:25,718 --> 00:19:28,344
that you've been running from
ever since your parents' divorce.

374
00:19:28,428 --> 00:19:30,847
Until now, you've been able
to avoid those painful arrows,

375
00:19:30,931 --> 00:19:33,642
sometimes seeking refuge
in the forest of repression.

376
00:19:33,850 --> 00:19:37,895
Now, your willingness to identify the
hunter signals that you are now ready

377
00:19:38,062 --> 00:19:42,149
to reintegrate these complex
emotions into a more cohesive self!

378
00:19:42,358 --> 00:19:46,027
Wow! It's all so clear now.

379
00:19:46,236 --> 00:19:49,531
It certainly is!

380
00:19:49,906 --> 00:19:51,282
That was amazing.

381
00:19:51,491 --> 00:19:53,575
I'm so glad I gave you a second chance.

382
00:19:53,784 --> 00:19:56,120
-Oh, Marie, I…
-Please don't apologize.

383
00:19:56,954 --> 00:19:59,581
Maybe someday it'll be some
funny story we tell our grandkids,

384
00:19:59,665 --> 00:20:02,625
the time Grandpa broke up with Grandma.

385
00:20:04,001 --> 00:20:08,464
-Actually, Grandma…
-Yes?

386
00:20:08,673 --> 00:20:12,092
I'm afraid this isn't gonna work.

387
00:20:12,884 --> 00:20:14,469
What?

388
00:20:15,470 --> 00:20:18,098
-Us. I'm afraid that…
-Wait a minute.

389
00:20:18,306 --> 00:20:21,726
Am I crazy or are you
breaking up with me again?

390
00:20:21,934 --> 00:20:24,019
Well, they're not completely unrelated.

391
00:20:26,897 --> 00:20:32,694
You see, you are a beautiful young woman

392
00:20:32,861 --> 00:20:35,613
and I have really enjoyed tackling
some of these issues with you.

393
00:20:35,697 --> 00:20:38,407
It's that I don't think that's
the basis for a relationship.

394
00:20:38,491 --> 00:20:40,700
You deserve someone
who appreciates all you offer.

395
00:20:40,784 --> 00:20:41,834
I don't believe this.

396
00:20:41,994 --> 00:20:44,162
I feel more like your
therapist than your boyfriend.

397
00:20:44,246 --> 00:20:46,946
But I thought we were having
such a good time together.

398
00:20:48,791 --> 00:20:51,127
I'm afraid our time is up.

399
00:20:56,507 --> 00:20:59,384
This weekend's game?
Well, yeah, I want them, Duke.

400
00:20:59,551 --> 00:21:03,054
Seahawks-Chiefs, are you kidding?
I'll pick them up tomorrow.

401
00:21:03,221 --> 00:21:06,141
Hey, wouldn't it be a kick
if we wound up in-laws?

402
00:21:06,307 --> 00:21:08,350
-MARIE: Go to hell!
-Oh, hold on a sec.

403
00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:12,021
FRASIER: Good, embrace the anger.
It's the best way to mental health.

404
00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:15,981
I don't need health tips
from you, you quack!

405
00:21:16,065 --> 00:21:18,275
FRASIER: You made progress
in the time we've been together.

406
00:21:18,359 --> 00:21:21,112
Oh, don't flatter yourself!

407
00:21:22,614 --> 00:21:25,365
-I have the name of a specialist.
-Call him yourself!

408
00:21:26,575 --> 00:21:29,119
Hey, Duke, I'm gonna
be kind of busy tomorrow.

409
00:21:29,286 --> 00:21:31,454
Maybe you could just
drop those tickets in the mail

410
00:21:31,538 --> 00:21:33,499
right now, so you don't forget.

411
00:21:44,424 --> 00:21:46,510
[INAUDIBLE]