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Oh, I got your message about the wine club
Friday night, and, yes, I will be there.
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Oh, good.
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Dad's kicking me out
of the house that night
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so he and Sherry can have a little party.
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Oh, you know, life
really is a circle, isn't it?
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I'm letting Dad use my place
for his friends to get together,
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and just a few years ago,
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it would have been Dad who'd
have to leave his house for my parties.
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Yes. If you'd had any parties when we were
young, that would be filled with irony.
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-Oh, thank goodness you're here!
-Oh, Daphne.
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-I've got some rather shocking news.
-What is it?
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I found a ring in your
father's underwear drawer.
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What on earth would leave a
ring around his underwear drawer?
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Not around, in.
An engagement ring in a jewelry box.
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An engagement ring.
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Dad must be about to
ask Sherry to marry him.
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-Do you know what that means?
-Yes, we're going to hear
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what Mendelssohn's Wedding
March sounds like on the banjo.
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It means she's going to be our mother.
What are we going to do?
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Well, there's nothing we can do, Niles.
It's what Dad wants.
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But, but, what'll we even call her?
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Well, I suppose she'll
want us to call her Mother.
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No, no, that's too formal.
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No, Mama. No, Ma.
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Oh, better still.
"Don't you look nice, Ma."
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-FRASIER: Mm.
-"Yes, I'd love another corn dog, Ma."
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"Off to the roller derby, Ma?"
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That's typical of you two.
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Your father is about to get married,
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and all you can think
about is how it will affect you.
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What about me?
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What about you?
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Sherry's never exactly liked me.
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You don't think she'll try to make
your father get rid of me, do you?
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Oh, no, Daphne, of course not.
He'd be lost without you.
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Yes, and even if by some chance that were
to happen, Daphne, I could always use you.
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I mean, I mean that I, I would know
of, of a position you could take that…
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Services that you could perform…
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I would know of an opening.
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This is on me.
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Marty, you need to stir the dip more.
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It's got whole lumps of soup mix in it.
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MARTIN: Sorry.
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My, my, my.
[CHUCKLES] Quite the little shindig
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you two are planning for tonight, huh?
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You have the cheese logs…
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…erotic fortune cookies.
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For after dinner a Bloopers tape…
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"Too Hot for Hee-Haw."
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I see that Martha Stewart party
book I gave you really paid off.
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Oh, this old crowd, they
wouldn't go for that frou-frou stuff.
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Get 'em liquored up, put out some
corn nuts, and they can go all night.
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-When you say all night…
-Here ya go, smooth as silk.
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-SHERRY: Mwah. Thank you.
-MARTIN: Mm.
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Who's going to be attending this soirée?
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Oh, just some old friends
I'm dying for Marty to meet.
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Now let's see, there's
Ray and Lola Sherwood.
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I worked with them in Atlantic City
when they had a knife-throwing act.
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Oh, now, Marty, try
not to stare at her eye.
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She gets self-conscious.
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And let's see…
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Oh, and Edie's coming with her new fiancé.
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-Oh, she finally met him, huh?
-Hmm. Just this week.
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They're engaged, and
they just met this weekend?
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Well, you see, up until now, it's
been kind of a pen pal relationship.
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He's been detained the last few years.
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Well, you know, you're going to
need some room for those corn nuts.
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Why don't I just get this pesky
priceless sculpture out of your way?
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Marty, I never heard
back from Vic and Linda.
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-Did you get a message?
-No.
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Well, gee, maybe they
left one on my machine.
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So, what are you guys up to tonight?
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Um…
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Our wine club is having a
vertical tasting of the Opus One.
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Oh, well, don't drink too much.
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Oh, [CHUCKLES] it's not like that, Dad.
You don't actually drink the wine.
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You just swish it around and spit it out.
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We all did that at Duke's
New Year's Eve party.
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'Course it wasn't wine, it was egg salad.
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You know, that is so weird.
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I just got a message from my
manager down at McGinty's.
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Some guy came in asking
a lot of questions about me.
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-What kind of questions?
-Well, like where I used to work,
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the people I used to date,
and the weirdest part is
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my neighbor told me somebody
came around asking her about me, too.
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Sounds like somebody's checking up on you.
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You mean like a detective?
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Oh, no, it's probably a credit card
company or something like that.
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I wouldn't worry about it.
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Well, still, it is a little scary.
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-I wish I knew who it was.
-Oh, forget it, honey.
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I've been through this before.
Private investigators never leave a trail.
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-Really, it could be anyone.
-If you say so.
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Which one of you hired him?
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-That is just crazy!
-Come on.
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Who else would have the
money to do somethin' like that?
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I have no idea.
We had nothing to do with it.
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Do you really think that we would
hire someone to spy on Sherry?
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-My God, I'm insulted!
-As am I.
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Well, all right.
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Maybe I was jumping
to the wrong conclusion.
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You most certainly have.
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MARTIN: Well, I'm sorry, boys.
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-It's all right, Dad.
-Just forget about it.
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You hired a detective? How could you?
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-I have never been so insulted! Oh!
-Niles…
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Okay, I'm sorry. I'm just, I'm
just looking out for Dad here.
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What do we really know about this woman?
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She makes Dad happy.
That's all we need to know.
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Is it? Some people do get married
before they know all they should.
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Remember Cousin Donald?
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He was married two years before he
found out his wife used to be a man.
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Yes, well…
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Cousin Donald is a very rare case.
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First, most people
don't have a hidden past.
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And, second, most people have a
better eye for details than Cousin Donald.
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For God's sake, the woman could
pick up a watermelon with one hand.
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I was just simply trying to get
some background information.
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Well, stop it.
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-Call it off right now, Niles.
-Consider it done.
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-All right.
-We've gotta run.
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Yeah, yeah.
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-FRASIER: Goodbye.
-MARTIN: Bye, boys.
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Have a nice time, you two.
We'll save you some cake.
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Thank you. You see that, how sweet she is?
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My God, I can't believe you're
actually having that woman investigated.
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You know, try having
a little trust in people.
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Quick, is someone following me?
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Oh, yes, here comes Lady Law now.
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Excuse me, Ma'am, I saw
you cross against the light.
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-I'm gonna have to write you a ticket.
-Oh, I'm really sorry about that.
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It's just that it's so cold
out there, and the pollution,
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and I just didn't want to
expose my unborn child
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to the elements any
longer than I needed to.
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You're pregnant.
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Well, I know a little
bit about that myself.
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Well, then you know
exactly what I'm talking about.
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Society doesn't go easy
on pregnant ladies, does it?
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So when are you due?
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I'm not pregnant.
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That's Roz Doyle.
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-Do you want to step over here, please?
-R-O-Z…
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-Hello, Niles.
-Oh, hello, Frasier.
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-May I borrow your pen?
-Certainly.
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How do you do?
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I appreciate all your hard work,
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and I am sorry to have to break
off the investigation in the middle.
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INVESTIGATOR: That's all right.
People change their minds all the time.
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I'm sure they do.
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-There you are.
-Thank you. Goodbye.
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There, now don't you feel better?
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I suppose so.
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You have to admit I was right on this one.
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You had absolutely no justification
for giving in to your baser instincts
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and prying into Sherry's past.
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I almost forgot. I wrote up a little
report on what I found out so far.
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That's one interesting lady.
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Well, I should've just told
him to drop that in the trash.
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After all, we're concerned
with Dad's happiness.
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Sometimes, Frasier, you are like a beacon,
piercing the fog of my baser instincts.
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Excuse me, Miss, would
you just drop that in…
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Give me that!
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You've proven your point.
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I hate myself for what I'm doing.
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Frasier, we're doing
it for Dad's own good.
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Well, so far, so good.
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-Mm-hm.
-Graduated from high school.
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Almost paid off her Subaru.
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Did you know she'd been married?
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Yes, she mentioned that.
Uh, to Johnny Dempsey.
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There were two others:
Ned Foley, Marc Wallace.
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Well, that's a bit troubling.
Three previous marriages?
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Vincent Mayhew,
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Milton Mandell…
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-…Walt…
-Just give me the total.
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Six. That we know of.
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God, you had to go and fire that
detective before he finished his report!
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-Six husbands.
-Yes.
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She's obviously incapable
of remaining in a relationship.
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That doesn't bode well
for the marriage, does it?
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On the upside, it does bode well for
Dad getting a "yes" when he proposes.
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Look, he has a right to know about this.
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Yes, but we've already told him we
weren't involved in the investigation.
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We can't just tell him now we were lying.
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Maybe there's some way
to impart the information
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without explaining how we came by it.
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Just sort of drop it
casually in the conversation.
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And how would that go? "Oh, Dad,
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you going to the Sherry Ex-Husband
Convention this year?" Please.
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Besides that, you know, Dad
may know everything already.
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Well, I think we need to find that out.
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How would we feel if we let Dad
marry this woman, and in a year's time,
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he's tossed aside like Danny Mitchell?
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Who's that?
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Page five. Engaged, but never married.
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MARTIN: Hey, boys.
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-Hey, Dad.
-Oh, Dad, hi.
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Daph, what do you think about this jacket?
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I don't know, it's just, something
just doesn't quite feel right.
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-I think it's nice. Yes.
-MARTIN: Really?
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FRASIER: You know, Dad,
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I was talking with a lady
today down at the cafe.
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I happened to mention that I
had been married twice before.
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Oh, a look clouded over her face as if I
had confessed to some unspeakable sin.
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Hmm.
Makes you wonder what people go through
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who've been married
even more times than that.
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-Quite a taboo they face.
-Oh, I don't know. It's so…
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[SHUSHES]
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You know, Dad, I think it all
hearkens back to the puritanical streak
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that still runs through this country.
What do you think?
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There's a yakkety-yak streak
that runs through this family.
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Maybe it's the shirt. You like this shirt?
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Yes, it's nice.
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Might make a good topic to
discuss on my show, Niles.
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You know, the hurdles that are faced
by people with multiple marriages.
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Of course, the hard part would
be rounding up enough people
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who've been married a
significant number of times.
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-Do you know anyone?
-No, I don't.
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-You know Mrs. Kranz upstairs…
-BOTH: Shh!
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-How about you, Dad?
-Oh, yeah, sure, I know some people.
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-Really, you do?
-Well, I think.
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-You think?
-Well, maybe I do, maybe I don't.
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Who cares? God, I hate this shirt.
I gotta go change this shirt.
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-Well, that was fruitless.
-I'll tell you one thing I'm sure of…
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Yes?
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Oh, I'm allowed to talk now, am I?
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I've never seen your father so nervous.
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He's meeting Sherry at McGinty's,
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and I'll bet he's planning
to pop the question.
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That's it, Frasier, we're just
gonna tell him what we found out.
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But we still don't know what he knows.
233
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Don't you think if she had told
him she'd been married six times
234
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that he would remember?
235
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Who, Sherry?
236
00:12:02,020 --> 00:12:04,273
You know, maybe this shirt isn't so bad.
237
00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:07,693
Uh, especially with this new jacket.
What do you think of this new jacket?
238
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-DAPHNE: I think it's nice.
-Yeah?
239
00:12:09,111 --> 00:12:10,738
Sherry's been married six times?
240
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Who told you that?
241
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They did.
242
00:12:21,501 --> 00:12:22,918
What's this all about?
243
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I'd love to see that first
shirt with the second jacket.
244
00:12:25,380 --> 00:12:26,672
Oh, come on.
245
00:12:27,673 --> 00:12:30,552
You got this from the investigator.
You did hire him, didn't ya?
246
00:12:30,636 --> 00:12:32,679
All right, I guess there's
no use in denying it.
247
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Yes, yes, we did hire him.
248
00:12:35,307 --> 00:12:38,894
Although the word "we"
is not entirely accurate.
249
00:12:38,978 --> 00:12:41,578
-Frasier, I am shocked that…
-Oh, shut up, Niles!
250
00:12:44,609 --> 00:12:48,280
Look, Dad, we were
just concerned about you.
251
00:12:48,364 --> 00:12:50,741
We know about the engagement ring.
252
00:12:50,825 --> 00:12:52,659
My ring?
Which one of you went through my drawers?
253
00:12:52,743 --> 00:12:54,328
Pointing fingers won't do us any good.
254
00:12:54,412 --> 00:12:57,212
-What the hell is the matter with you two?
-She did it!
255
00:13:00,919 --> 00:13:04,769
Well, it's nice to know there isn't a
single person in this house I can trust.
256
00:13:05,049 --> 00:13:08,199
Sherry told me about her
marriages the first week of our dating.
257
00:13:08,594 --> 00:13:10,637
I didn't tell you because it's
none of your damn business,
258
00:13:10,721 --> 00:13:14,100
just like it's none of your damn
business who I marry or who I don't marry.
259
00:13:14,184 --> 00:13:17,020
I don't know why I'm even
wasting my time talking to you.
260
00:13:18,230 --> 00:13:21,317
You see what I get for confiding
in you two blabbermouths.
261
00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:24,320
The next time I find something interesting
in your father's underwear drawer,
262
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I'm just gonna sit on it.
263
00:13:34,331 --> 00:13:38,377
-Well, this evening is an entire disaster.
-Mm.
264
00:13:39,171 --> 00:13:41,631
All right, I'm already
late for dinner with Maris.
265
00:13:42,424 --> 00:13:44,467
I just don't know how
this could've happened.
266
00:13:44,551 --> 00:13:45,385
Yes.
267
00:13:46,386 --> 00:13:49,431
Who'd have guessed that something so
innocent as spying on a man's girlfriend
268
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and riffling his underwear
drawer could turn so ugly?
269
00:13:54,479 --> 00:13:56,029
Well, there is one consolation.
270
00:13:56,857 --> 00:13:59,692
We told Dad the truth and
we were able to bear his anger.
271
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That's the nice thing
about our relationship.
272
00:14:01,987 --> 00:14:02,863
We're all adults.
273
00:14:04,282 --> 00:14:07,576
We can talk things through.
We're not afraid of confrontation.
274
00:14:07,660 --> 00:14:10,460
Stop stalling, Niles.
Dad must be on the elevator by now.
275
00:14:13,167 --> 00:14:14,918
Look what I found in your father's jacket.
276
00:14:15,002 --> 00:14:16,503
Well, I do not want to know about it.
277
00:14:16,587 --> 00:14:19,637
He forgot the ring.
This is going to be embarrassing for him.
278
00:14:20,633 --> 00:14:24,721
-I suppose I could take it down to him.
-No, no, Daphne, I should do that.
279
00:14:25,555 --> 00:14:27,306
It'll give me an excellent
opportunity to show him
280
00:14:27,390 --> 00:14:30,102
just how happy I am
that he's marrying Sherry.
281
00:14:30,186 --> 00:14:32,146
-That would be very nice.
-Yes.
282
00:14:32,230 --> 00:14:36,108
You know, I just can't figure out why he
would propose in a place like McGinty's.
283
00:14:36,192 --> 00:14:38,862
It seems like such a, a shabby setting.
284
00:14:38,946 --> 00:14:41,782
Well, I guess maybe he was
just trying to match the ring.
285
00:14:44,368 --> 00:14:46,370
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
286
00:14:47,288 --> 00:14:50,750
So I told her that you and I would
take a trip up there this spring.
287
00:14:52,043 --> 00:14:55,004
-Well, you like my sister, right?
-Yeah, sure.
288
00:14:55,088 --> 00:14:56,631
Oh, now, come on, Martin.
289
00:14:56,715 --> 00:14:59,301
You can't hold one little
embarrassing moment against her.
290
00:14:59,385 --> 00:15:02,388
-She didn't know you were in there.
-[LAUGHS]
291
00:15:02,930 --> 00:15:05,725
No, no, I don't. No, I like your sister.
292
00:15:06,393 --> 00:15:09,770
Well, then what is wrong with you?
You're being so quiet.
293
00:15:09,854 --> 00:15:11,397
I got somethin' on my mind.
294
00:15:11,481 --> 00:15:12,942
Well, what is it?
295
00:15:14,860 --> 00:15:17,071
I've been thinkin' a lot about us, and…
296
00:15:19,824 --> 00:15:21,158
Where do you see us going?
297
00:15:21,994 --> 00:15:23,995
Well, gee, I don't know.
298
00:15:24,079 --> 00:15:26,414
I mean, I, I'm havin'
fun the way things are.
299
00:15:26,498 --> 00:15:29,417
You have your life, I have mine.
No pressure.
300
00:15:29,501 --> 00:15:31,712
Yeah, that's what I thought you'd say.
301
00:15:31,796 --> 00:15:33,881
Is there something wrong
with that, just having fun?
302
00:15:33,965 --> 00:15:38,011
No. It's… we've been just
having fun for a long time now.
303
00:15:39,597 --> 00:15:41,056
Let me ask you something.
304
00:15:41,890 --> 00:15:43,434
Where do you see us in a year?
305
00:15:44,476 --> 00:15:45,602
Five years?
306
00:15:45,686 --> 00:15:47,105
Oh, gee.
307
00:15:48,940 --> 00:15:52,402
I don't know.
I try not to look too far ahead.
308
00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:55,953
Well, I guess that's the
difference between us.
309
00:15:56,824 --> 00:15:59,452
Because I can't stop
thinkin' that far ahead.
310
00:16:03,164 --> 00:16:06,126
But, you know, I've come
to realize, Sherry, that…
311
00:16:07,252 --> 00:16:09,046
I want to get married again.
312
00:16:10,255 --> 00:16:13,843
And, you know, that's not
anything that you're interested in.
313
00:16:14,719 --> 00:16:17,555
Well, can… can you blame me?
314
00:16:17,639 --> 00:16:19,932
I mean, Marty, you know my track record.
315
00:16:20,016 --> 00:16:23,603
I've been down that road a lot of times.
316
00:16:23,687 --> 00:16:28,316
I mean, um, I've learned the hard way.
317
00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:30,236
I'm not looking for forever.
318
00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:31,404
Well…
319
00:16:33,865 --> 00:16:34,783
I am.
320
00:16:36,076 --> 00:16:38,496
So you're, you're breaking up with me?
321
00:16:40,456 --> 00:16:43,417
We're just looking for different
things, Sherry. I'm sorry.
322
00:16:44,502 --> 00:16:45,461
[SIGHS]
323
00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:49,132
God, it's hot in here.
324
00:16:49,216 --> 00:16:50,342
Yeah.
325
00:16:53,303 --> 00:16:54,179
Oh.
326
00:16:54,888 --> 00:16:56,933
[SHERRY, MARTIN TALKING INDISTINCTLY]
327
00:16:58,559 --> 00:17:01,395
Oh, Dad, Dad, fancy seeing you here.
328
00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:04,065
-Can I speak with you for a second?
-Will you get out of here? Please.
329
00:17:04,149 --> 00:17:07,110
Dad, listen, I've got something with me
here that I think you might like to have
330
00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:08,945
before you tell Sherry
what you want to tell her.
331
00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:10,906
Oh, he's already told me.
332
00:17:12,324 --> 00:17:13,326
He has?
333
00:17:14,452 --> 00:17:16,662
Well, that is just wonderful.
334
00:17:16,746 --> 00:17:18,372
And may I say, it's about time.
335
00:17:18,456 --> 00:17:20,708
I… I couldn't be happier for you.
336
00:17:20,792 --> 00:17:22,836
-Well, that's nice to know.
-Frasier!
337
00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:26,214
Well, Dad, I'd like you to know
everybody is 100% behind this decision.
338
00:17:26,298 --> 00:17:28,342
-My God, we're all so excited!
-Frasier!
339
00:17:28,426 --> 00:17:32,764
Well, I'm so glad that you're so happy
your father is breaking up with me.
340
00:17:33,974 --> 00:17:34,975
Breaking up?
341
00:17:40,398 --> 00:17:41,482
I had no idea.
342
00:17:42,483 --> 00:17:46,033
And you get paid to help people
through their difficult moments in life?
343
00:17:52,995 --> 00:17:55,121
It isn't easy saying goodbye, is it?
344
00:17:55,205 --> 00:17:56,207
No.
345
00:17:57,125 --> 00:17:59,335
It doesn't get any easier either.
346
00:17:59,419 --> 00:18:00,545
I should know.
347
00:18:01,921 --> 00:18:05,842
Listen, Marty, this is, um,
heh, usually the time people say,
348
00:18:05,926 --> 00:18:07,177
"Well, let's be friends."
349
00:18:07,261 --> 00:18:13,351
And then, oh, there's a phone call or
two, but they never see each other again.
350
00:18:14,728 --> 00:18:19,524
Well, I just want you to
know that I am around for you
351
00:18:19,608 --> 00:18:24,030
if you ever get lonely
or you just need to talk.
352
00:18:28,743 --> 00:18:30,704
-Thanks.
-Mm.
353
00:18:32,790 --> 00:18:35,792
Oh, and when you call, if
a man answers, hang up.
354
00:18:35,876 --> 00:18:37,169
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
355
00:18:40,799 --> 00:18:42,801
[TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY]
356
00:18:57,025 --> 00:18:57,859
Hi, Dad.
357
00:18:59,694 --> 00:19:01,894
Obviously I came down
here to bring you this.
358
00:19:04,242 --> 00:19:07,495
Obviously I made another colossal
blunder in a week full of them.
359
00:19:09,914 --> 00:19:11,457
Look, I'm really sorry, Dad.
360
00:19:14,419 --> 00:19:16,769
I guess you don't really
feel like talkin', huh?
361
00:19:17,965 --> 00:19:20,509
Frasier, sometimes I just feel like…
362
00:19:21,678 --> 00:19:24,138
Sitting and watching a game, all right?
363
00:19:25,181 --> 00:19:26,266
Fine.
364
00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:29,227
I can do that. Yeah. Sure.
365
00:19:31,814 --> 00:19:35,901
Well, so, the, uh, Sonics and, uh…
366
00:19:35,985 --> 00:19:37,570
Bulls. Huh.
367
00:19:38,446 --> 00:19:40,991
That Jordan, he's really somethin', huh?
Yeah.
368
00:19:42,826 --> 00:19:45,579
The way he scores those points…
369
00:19:47,790 --> 00:19:50,290
…and gets the ball back
when the other team misses.
370
00:19:52,128 --> 00:19:53,587
Wow, well, that's incredible!
371
00:19:53,671 --> 00:19:56,021
He made the same
impossible shot twice in a row.
372
00:19:56,675 --> 00:19:57,968
It's the instant replay.
373
00:20:04,183 --> 00:20:06,394
I was carrying this
thing around for a month.
374
00:20:07,478 --> 00:20:09,439
-Really?
-Yeah.
375
00:20:11,608 --> 00:20:13,944
But at the end of every night, I just…
376
00:20:16,155 --> 00:20:17,948
I just couldn't pop the question.
377
00:20:20,534 --> 00:20:23,872
And then I realized it was because
I knew what the answer would be.
378
00:20:25,457 --> 00:20:27,375
She didn't want to get married again.
379
00:20:29,544 --> 00:20:32,005
-I'm sorry, Dad.
-Oh, it's all right.
380
00:20:32,089 --> 00:20:34,675
Maybe it wouldn't have
worked out between us anyway.
381
00:20:36,886 --> 00:20:38,555
Your mom's a hard act to follow.
382
00:20:41,224 --> 00:20:43,685
I never went through
anything like this with her.
383
00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:47,690
We knew we were meant to be together.
384
00:20:49,108 --> 00:20:50,234
And that was that.
385
00:20:52,904 --> 00:20:54,864
It's hard to find that out there.
386
00:20:56,325 --> 00:20:57,868
I've been trying for a while.
387
00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:02,289
You'll get there.
388
00:21:06,044 --> 00:21:07,045
Hope we both do.
389
00:21:09,422 --> 00:21:11,007
You know, Dad, in time…
390
00:21:12,969 --> 00:21:14,971
[TV ANNOUNCERS TALKING INDISTINCTLY]
391
00:21:18,182 --> 00:21:21,143
Oh, that was quite a shot!
392
00:21:21,770 --> 00:21:23,397
Payton's been pretty hot lately.
393
00:21:23,981 --> 00:21:26,733
-What's the score here anyway?
-Sonics are only down by five.
394
00:21:26,817 --> 00:21:28,651
They've still got a chance
if they can hold Jordan.
395
00:21:28,735 --> 00:21:30,779
-Can I get a beer here, please?
-Yeah, make that two.
396
00:21:30,863 --> 00:21:31,990
[GLASSES CLINKING]
397
00:21:39,915 --> 00:21:40,999
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
398
00:21:41,083 --> 00:21:43,001
♪ Hey, baby I hear the blues a-callin' ♪
399
00:21:43,085 --> 00:21:46,158
♪ Tossed salad and scrambled eggs
400
00:21:46,242 --> 00:21:47,757
Quite stylish.
401
00:21:47,841 --> 00:21:50,551
♪ And maybe I seem a bit confused ♪
402
00:21:50,635 --> 00:21:52,762
♪ Yeah, maybe, but I got you pegged ♪
403
00:21:52,846 --> 00:21:55,014
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
404
00:21:55,098 --> 00:21:56,454
♪ But I don't know what to do ♪
405
00:21:56,538 --> 00:21:59,937
♪ With those tossed salads
and scrambled eggs ♪
406
00:22:01,022 --> 00:22:03,774
♪ They're callin' again ♪
407
00:22:03,858 --> 00:22:06,486
Frasier has left the building.