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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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Go ahead, Tom. I'm listening.
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TOM: Hi, Doctor Crane.
Uh, it's about my girlfriend.
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My problem is, I don't
know if I love her for herself
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or because things are so
great between us physically.
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-How long have you two been together?
-Six years.
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And the sex is still that good?
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Oh, man, Dr. Crane, every morning,
night, three times a day on weekends.
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I'm not sure we have much else in common.
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Well, common interests are
of course the foundations of…
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Three times, you say?
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Is that abnormal?
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Well, no, no, it's not abnormal.
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It's not fair, but it's not abnormal.
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Perhaps you share more things
than you think you do, actually.
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-[PHONE RINGS]
-I'll tell you what, try this:
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Why don't you pick up a catalog from the
local university, go through it with her,
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and see if there are any
courses you'd like to take together.
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That's a good idea. Thanks, Doc.
Have a great weekend.
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Well, I'd wish you the same,
but it hardly seems necessary.
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Well, that's it for today, Seattle.
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This is Dr. Frasier Crane
wishing you all good mental health.
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Niles called from the airport.
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He wants you to call him back.
He sounded frantic.
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I'll call him from the car.
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Yes, he's flying to a
conference in Switzerland.
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-I promised to talk him through it.
-Well, surely he's flown before.
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-Well, not coach.
-Oh.
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Roz, is this the dress you're
wearing to the wedding?
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I have to. I'm a bridesmaid.
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Is there a reason it has to be so…
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Hideous?
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It's supposed to be.
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So that way the bride,
by comparison, will glow.
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Next to this baby, she'll
light up like a bug zapper.
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You know, of all my friends in Wisconsin,
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this girl's the last one I thought
would beat me to the altar.
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Not the dairy state's
comeliest chunk of cheddar?
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Let's just say she works in
her father's ice cream parlor
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and she eats her mistakes.
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The groom's family makes cones.
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Oh, well, we don't need
Freud for that, do we?
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Oh, the whole thing is just so depressing.
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Lately everyone I know is settling
down, getting married, having children.
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What am I doing wrong?
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Well, do you want me to
answer as a friend or a therapist?
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As a friend.
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See a therapist.
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Frasier…
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Well, Roz, I think your whole problem
stems from some unresolved issues
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that cause you to choose the men you date.
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Always flashy and superficial, offering
no prospect of a lasting relationship.
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Why would I do that?
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Maybe fear of commitment,
fear of being hurt.
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But maybe it's time you started
looking at different kinds of men.
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You know, men who are more settled.
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A little less flash and more substance.
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You're probably right, Frasier.
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You know, if I were smart, I'd
go out with the next guy I see
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I'm not the least bit attracted to.
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Roz, Roz, I just bit my tongue.
Can you kiss it and make it better?
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The next one after him.
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Oh, Doc, Doc, here's my video camera.
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Oh, thank you, Bulldog.
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-What you need it for?
-Well, I'm gonna record my father.
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I wanna have his life on tape,
so that Frederick can enjoy it
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-in the years to come.
-ROZ: What a good idea.
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Whoa! That's the ugliest thing I ever saw!
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-I'm going to a wedding.
-Oh, I love weddings.
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Never been to a wedding where I
didn't bag at least one bridesmaid.
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And the uglier the dress, the
quicker they wanna get out of them.
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This one would hit
the floor before the rice.
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I gotta get going.
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Can you believe I actually have
to be seen in public in this thing?
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Well, Roz, it's only for a few hours.
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After that, you can donate
it to the Salvation Army
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and one day make some
Irish drag queen very happy.
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NILES: What's the point of Switzerland
without spending a day on the slopes?
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So I ducked out of the conference
and who should I run into but Maris.
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She'd just flown in for her
yearly goat placenta treatments.
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Good Lord, is it placenta
treatment time again already?
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We had a set-to on the slopes.
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She ran. I tried to follow her tracks in
the snow, but, alas, she made none.
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Oh, dear.
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-What is it? What's the matter?
-I just spotted someone.
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It's my least favorite patient.
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The man is a compulsive womanizer.
He goes through so many women,
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he calls them all by the same odious
nickname, "sunshine," to avoid slip-ups.
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Oh, God.
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Frasier, what do you do
when you don't like a patient?
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Well, it's a tricky subject, isn't it?
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How long you been seeing him?
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Six months.
We've made no progress whatsoever.
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Sometimes I feel he comes in
not so much for help as to brag.
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He claims to have been
with, at last count, 150 women.
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Oh, please, 150…
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As if anything over, say,
seven weren't absurd.
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Well, I would say 11,
but I get your point.
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Oh, now serving 151.
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[GASPS] Oh, God, he's here to see Roz?
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Yes, well, no doubt they met when
Sealy Posturepedic named them
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"Man and Woman of the Year."
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Niles, you don't understand.
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She's been very vulnerable lately.
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Oh, I hope you'll forgive
me if I don't stick around.
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I'd like to leave before
she makes introductions.
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I've got to warn her.
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Warn her, how?
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What I told you was in strict
confidence, therapist-to-therapist.
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-You can't go repeating it.
-But…
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-No.
-Well, oh, all right, all right,
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of course you're right. But…
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That is the last man
that Roz should be with.
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Don't worry. Knowing Roz, he won't be.
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-Hey, Frasier.
-Oh, Roz.
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I'd like to introduce you to someone.
This is Ben Collins.
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Frasier Crane. Pleasure.
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-Likewise.
-Is it all right if we join you?
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-Oh, why not?
-I'll grab our coffees.
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Great.
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He is the greatest guy.
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You know, when I first met
him, I thought, he's not my type.
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Then I remembered what you said,
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and I'm so glad you gave
me that advice, Frasier,
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because without it I would have
never given him a second look.
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Well, Roz, let's not rule out
that all-important third look.
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Would you stop worrying about me, Frasier?
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This one's different.
I can tell he really cares about me.
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Here you go, sunshine.
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Why can't you be like other dogs?
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Why can't you bring home
bones or animals you kill?
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Give me those. Relax.
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I'm just gonna put them with
the roses you picked yesterday.
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Oh, hey, Dad, fresh from your walk?
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I think now might be as good a time
as any to crank up the old camcorder.
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No, maybe later.
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Oh, Dad, hey, you've been
saying no for weeks now.
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Oh, gee, some people
would take that for a hint.
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All you have to do is just sit
here and talk about your life.
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Life's got nothing to do with it.
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This is about me dying and you having
something to look at after I'm dead.
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The whole thing gives me the creeps.
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Well, I can't believe you're
refusing to record your history.
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A story that only you, Martin Crane,
can tell. Because it gives you the creeps.
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Okay, then, I'll tell you the real truth.
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My Indian heritage forbids it.
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I'm afraid your magic
box will rob me of my spirit.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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I don't know why you're
being so negative about this.
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It's not really for when you're dead.
It's for when you've lost your mind.
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-Hey, Frasier.
-Oh, hello, Roz.
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Why, after waiting for 45 minutes,
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did I assume you'd
forgotten our appointment?
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Sorry, but now I was on
my way out, and Ben called.
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Oh, yes, Ben.
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Oh, what's with you?
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Every time I bring him
up, you make that face.
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I'm getting the sense that
you don't like him that much.
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It's just that I know something about Ben.
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What?
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Well, he's a little old for you.
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-He's 36.
-Exactly my point.
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When you were a freshman, he was a senior.
That never works out.
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-I'm getting my briefcase.
-I'll go get a Coke.
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Oh, hey, Daphne.
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-Oh, hello, Roz. How are you?
-Okay.
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Can I ask you something?
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-Does Frasier seem weird to you?
-Oh, God, yes.
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I didn't even finish my question yet.
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Yes, well, when you know the
answer, it's hard not to hit the buzzer.
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[ROZ LAUGHS]
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Well, this is strange.
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I mean, for the first time in years,
I'm in a really solid relationship.
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And instead of being happy
for me, Frasier seems upset.
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Well, that is odd.
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Unless…
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Unless what?
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Well, Dr. Crane is jealous of Ben
because he wants you for himself.
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Huh?
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-Oh, no, no!
-Yes!
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-What else would it be?
-No, Frasier?
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What? You really think so?
Daphne, no! No way! No, he doesn't.
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Frasier is the one who told me
to find myself a new boyfriend.
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Someone who was settled,
someone more nurturing,
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someone with substance over flash.
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They could put that on
Dr. Crane's tombstone.
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-Oh, come on. No way.
-Well, wait, there's something else.
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What?
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I probably shouldn't tell you
this, but earlier this morning,
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Dr. Crane was on the
phone with his brother,
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and he said that your relationship
with Ben was driving him crazy.
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And that he was dying
to tell you, but he can't.
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Oh, my God! Did you hear him say that?
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-I certainly did.
-Oh, this is too weird.
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This is too weird. What am I gonna say?
Maybe I don't have to say anything.
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Maybe he'll just see
how happy I am with Ben.
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Oh, Ben, Ben, Ben!
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My God, would you just drop it with Ben
for a minute and pay some attention to me!
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Okay.
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-Good morning, Roz.
-Hi, Frasier.
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Hey, you look lovely.
That outfit is very flattering.
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-Thanks.
-You know, I think this calls for a hug.
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Oh, I don't look that good.
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No, no, no, Roz, look,
my God, the ratings are in,
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and we did better in our time
slot this week than ever before.
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-Wonderful.
-I mean, congratulations, partner!
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Say, you know, why don't we
have dinner tonight and celebrate?
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That sounds so fun,
but I kind of have plans.
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Well, should've known.
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-Well, another time perhaps.
-Yeah, sure. That sounds great.
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Yo, Doc?
When are you gonna return my video camera?
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I got a hot date tonight, and I wanna
record certain events for posterity,
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if you know what I mean.
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Uh, tomorrow, Bulldog.
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Well, maybe tonight you could
just have a police sketch artist
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crouch on your balcony.
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So, Mom, let me ask you something.
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How long did you know Dad
before you told him you loved him?
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Mom? Mom?
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Mom, you've been divorced 15 years.
Let it go.
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Listen, Ben is coming
over to dinner tonight,
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and I think I'm gonna tell him I love him.
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-I have to get to work. Bye.
-Oh, I'm sorry, Roz.
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-I should've knocked.
-It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
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But I couldn't help overhearing the
last part of your conversation there,
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and you think maybe you're not
rushing things a little with Ben?
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I mean, are you really that serious?
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Yes, I am.
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Yes, but, you know, there are
a lot of other men in the world.
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And lots of women too.
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Well, that's more of a
personal preference, but if that…
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I meant for you.
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Look, Frasier, what I'm trying to say is,
234
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I know you have a problem with me and Ben,
235
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but we're happy together.
236
00:11:57,500 --> 00:12:00,043
Well, it's you've only
been going out for a month.
237
00:12:00,127 --> 00:12:03,880
Well, sometimes that's all it takes.
Fifteen seconds.
238
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Listen, Frasier, I'd like to think
239
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there's some small part
of you that's happy for me.
240
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After all, it was your
advice that got me this far.
241
00:12:15,057 --> 00:12:17,351
-Of course I'm happy for you.
-Thanks.
242
00:12:20,396 --> 00:12:22,730
Me and my stupid advice…
243
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Will be with you for the
next three hours, Seattle.
244
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I'm not doing it. It's morbid.
245
00:12:33,198 --> 00:12:35,658
It's not morbid, and
besides, if you don't do it,
246
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the only footage we'll have of you in
the family archives is you pretending
247
00:12:38,537 --> 00:12:40,887
your stomach was a face
that summer at the lake.
248
00:12:42,498 --> 00:12:44,708
All right, Niles, if it'll
shut you up, I'll do it.
249
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Thanks, Dad.
We'll make this quick and easy.
250
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-Is that what you're wearing?
-Forget it.
251
00:12:50,839 --> 00:12:53,258
No, no, no, here we go. Here we go.
252
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-[MARTIN SIGHS]
-Okay.
253
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My name's Martin Crane.
254
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When I made this tape, I was 64 years old.
255
00:13:02,266 --> 00:13:04,476
But now I'm dead.
256
00:13:10,189 --> 00:13:13,109
Trapped in a box underground. [CHUCKLES]
257
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Pretty scary, huh?
258
00:13:18,822 --> 00:13:20,907
Dad, surely you must have some message
259
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you want to leave for the
Cranes of the 21st century.
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All right, all right, I do.
[CLEARS THROAT]
261
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Remember to always work
hard and that family comes first.
262
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And…
263
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I have a million bucks in unmarked
bills that I took off a drug dealer
264
00:13:39,174 --> 00:13:42,552
that I have stashed in
my old Army footlocker.
265
00:13:43,969 --> 00:13:48,640
The combination is left 15, right 32,
266
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le… [GROANING]
267
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Future generations, see
what I had to put up with?
268
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-Hello.
-Hello.
269
00:14:10,118 --> 00:14:12,077
I suppose this means we're finished.
270
00:14:12,161 --> 00:14:15,361
Well, unless you want future
generations to see me go to the can.
271
00:14:16,165 --> 00:14:18,834
Niles, actually, I'm glad you're here.
I have to talk to you about Roz.
272
00:14:18,918 --> 00:14:21,544
No, I breached my ethics once already.
I'm not doing it again.
273
00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:23,671
-Things have gotten desperate.
-No, no, no.
274
00:14:23,755 --> 00:14:26,424
Niles, she plans to tell him
that she loves him tonight.
275
00:14:26,508 --> 00:14:29,260
And given what you've
told me about Ben's patterns,
276
00:14:29,344 --> 00:14:31,678
that will be the end of it
and Roz will be shattered.
277
00:14:31,762 --> 00:14:35,473
There has got to be some
loophole in this confidentiality rule
278
00:14:35,557 --> 00:14:38,607
that will allow me to warn her
and still preserve your ethics.
279
00:14:39,268 --> 00:14:41,395
Niles, help me go through these textbooks.
280
00:14:42,522 --> 00:14:45,274
-No, I'll have no part of this.
-Please, Niles, think of Roz!
281
00:14:45,358 --> 00:14:48,192
-I'm thinking of my license.
-Well, then think of what Freud said:
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"We are never so helplessly
unhappy as when we lose love."
283
00:14:55,534 --> 00:14:56,951
Oh, all right.
284
00:14:57,035 --> 00:14:59,411
But that was dirty pool
using a Freud quotation.
285
00:14:59,495 --> 00:15:00,329
I'm sorry.
286
00:15:01,830 --> 00:15:04,580
-That was the Crane boys' Kryptonite.
-I know. I know.
287
00:15:05,251 --> 00:15:06,252
Thank you.
288
00:15:08,461 --> 00:15:10,087
Say, here's a possibility.
289
00:15:10,171 --> 00:15:15,426
According to this, it says we can warn
her if he plans to do her bodily harm.
290
00:15:15,510 --> 00:15:16,843
-Does he?
-No.
291
00:15:16,927 --> 00:15:17,761
Damn!
292
00:15:19,805 --> 00:15:22,555
It'd be so much easier if Roz
were mentally incompetent.
293
00:15:27,562 --> 00:15:28,396
Go on.
294
00:15:29,105 --> 00:15:32,055
Well, then there'd be some
justification for protecting her.
295
00:15:33,276 --> 00:15:34,400
Is she irrational?
296
00:15:34,484 --> 00:15:36,820
She did attack a vending machine once,
297
00:15:37,862 --> 00:15:39,962
when a Twinkie came
out of the Yodel chute.
298
00:15:40,699 --> 00:15:42,241
-Borderline. Borderline.
-Yeah, yeah.
299
00:15:42,325 --> 00:15:43,742
Has she ever acted delusional?
300
00:15:43,826 --> 00:15:46,369
She often claims that she's
responsible for the success of our show.
301
00:15:46,453 --> 00:15:48,747
-Building, building.
-All right, all right, look.
302
00:15:48,831 --> 00:15:51,082
Does she display
below-average intelligence?
303
00:15:51,166 --> 00:15:54,168
She once ordered a
bottle of white zinfandel.
304
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Jackpot!
305
00:15:56,170 --> 00:15:57,713
Go to her. She's a threat to herself.
306
00:15:57,797 --> 00:15:59,697
Amazing they even let the woman drive.
307
00:16:01,883 --> 00:16:02,967
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
308
00:16:03,051 --> 00:16:04,720
-ROZ: Who is it?
-It's Frasier.
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[GASPS]
310
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Oh, my God, what happened?
311
00:16:10,809 --> 00:16:12,393
He dumped me, Frasier.
312
00:16:13,644 --> 00:16:15,021
Oh, honey.
313
00:16:16,272 --> 00:16:18,274
-Oh, God.
-Come here. Oh, God.
314
00:16:19,650 --> 00:16:24,195
Everything was going great
until I said, "I love you, Ben."
315
00:16:24,279 --> 00:16:27,406
And then he got this look on his
face like he'd taken a wrong turn
316
00:16:27,490 --> 00:16:29,658
in a really bad neighborhood.
317
00:16:32,328 --> 00:16:34,455
He didn't even touch his champagne.
318
00:16:35,914 --> 00:16:38,375
Oh, I'm… I'm sorry, Roz. Uh…
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00:16:39,250 --> 00:16:41,461
-Here. Mm-hmm.
-Thank you.
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00:16:43,087 --> 00:16:44,547
-When you…
-[SNORTS]
321
00:16:48,467 --> 00:16:53,639
When you professed your love
for him, were you dressed like that?
322
00:16:55,265 --> 00:16:56,266
No.
323
00:16:57,308 --> 00:16:59,685
After he left, I went in to change,
324
00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:03,522
and I saw all these old bridesmaid
dresses hanging in the closet.
325
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:09,610
That's when it hit me, that's
what I am: a bridesmaid.
326
00:17:09,694 --> 00:17:11,821
I might as well wear the uniform.
327
00:17:11,905 --> 00:17:17,368
Oh, Roz, no, no, no.
There, come on, come on.
328
00:17:18,243 --> 00:17:21,288
Now, look, look, you know,
I find that whenever I'm low,
329
00:17:21,372 --> 00:17:25,332
it always lifts my spirits
when I just spruce up a bit.
330
00:17:25,416 --> 00:17:31,422
It wouldn't hurt to run a brush
through your hair or through your teeth.
331
00:17:31,506 --> 00:17:32,799
Oh, God!
332
00:17:34,716 --> 00:17:36,092
I must look awful.
333
00:17:36,176 --> 00:17:38,845
Well, no, no, not at all.
334
00:17:38,929 --> 00:17:40,806
You're a big fat liar.
335
00:17:43,265 --> 00:17:47,478
But you were right about
Ben and I just didn't see it.
336
00:17:50,231 --> 00:17:52,031
What made you come over here anyway?
337
00:17:52,607 --> 00:17:53,807
Well, actually, I was…
338
00:17:54,609 --> 00:17:56,986
Coming over to take one
last stab at convincing you
339
00:17:57,070 --> 00:17:58,820
that Ben was the wrong man for you.
340
00:17:59,948 --> 00:18:01,865
You deserve someone better, Roz.
341
00:18:01,949 --> 00:18:04,993
Oh, yeah. I'm a real catch.
342
00:18:11,499 --> 00:18:12,499
Hell.
343
00:18:12,583 --> 00:18:13,710
Look, Roz…
344
00:18:17,463 --> 00:18:20,298
Things really aren't as dark as they seem.
345
00:18:20,382 --> 00:18:24,177
You know, you're a
beautiful, intelligent, desirable…
346
00:18:26,847 --> 00:18:28,947
Let me just take a stab at that, will you?
347
00:18:30,433 --> 00:18:32,601
I can't imagine any
man not thinking himself
348
00:18:32,685 --> 00:18:35,104
the luckiest in the world to be with you.
349
00:18:35,730 --> 00:18:38,356
You really do think that, don't you?
350
00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:40,483
Yes.
I'm surprised you even have to ask that.
351
00:18:40,567 --> 00:18:42,110
I guess I didn't.
352
00:18:42,902 --> 00:18:47,198
I've known that you've had these
romantic feelings toward me for a while.
353
00:18:51,827 --> 00:18:54,412
-What?
-Oh, come on.
354
00:18:54,496 --> 00:18:55,830
Don't deny it.
355
00:18:55,914 --> 00:18:59,875
Those hints about finding
someone with substance over style.
356
00:18:59,959 --> 00:19:01,960
And the way you hated Ben.
357
00:19:02,044 --> 00:19:04,797
And then Daphne told me
she overheard you telling Niles
358
00:19:04,881 --> 00:19:08,299
that you couldn't stop thinking about
me and wanted to tell me the truth.
359
00:19:08,383 --> 00:19:10,301
-Daphne told you that?
-Yeah, don't be mad at her.
360
00:19:10,385 --> 00:19:12,387
Well, no, no, I'm not.
It's just that when she…
361
00:19:12,471 --> 00:19:15,848
No, it's okay, Frasier.
I'm glad she told me.
362
00:19:16,682 --> 00:19:20,018
The only thing keeping me from
completely falling apart right now
363
00:19:20,102 --> 00:19:23,814
is knowing that someone like
you could be interested in me.
364
00:19:29,027 --> 00:19:30,570
Well, then, there's…
365
00:19:31,946 --> 00:19:33,596
No point in denying it, is there?
366
00:19:42,705 --> 00:19:47,168
You know, maybe the idea
of you and me isn't so crazy.
367
00:19:47,794 --> 00:19:53,131
You are the kind of man I should be with.
Smart, gentle…
368
00:19:53,632 --> 00:19:56,217
-Ow! I said gentle.
-Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
369
00:19:56,301 --> 00:20:00,138
I'm sorry, Roz, uh, you know,
it's just that there are so many…
370
00:20:00,222 --> 00:20:01,513
I know. I know.
371
00:20:01,597 --> 00:20:04,516
-Workplace romances always fail.
-Exactly my point.
372
00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:06,059
And I'm on the rebound.
373
00:20:06,143 --> 00:20:09,563
-I've gotta give myself time to heal.
-Yes, yes, lots of time.
374
00:20:12,524 --> 00:20:15,151
On the other hand, you are
the one who always says that
375
00:20:15,235 --> 00:20:17,403
the best relationships start
with friendship, aren't you?
376
00:20:17,487 --> 00:20:20,530
I do say that. Yes, it's true, but…
377
00:20:20,614 --> 00:20:22,282
Well, we are friends, aren't we?
378
00:20:23,283 --> 00:20:24,827
We're very good friends.
379
00:20:25,536 --> 00:20:27,537
Right now we are both free.
380
00:20:27,621 --> 00:20:30,581
Well, in my case… painfully free.
381
00:20:31,666 --> 00:20:33,334
You know, maybe if we…
382
00:20:34,210 --> 00:20:36,420
Both went into it with our eyes open…
383
00:20:42,217 --> 00:20:43,760
-No, what am I saying?
-Roz, I…
384
00:20:43,844 --> 00:20:45,553
-This is really crazy.
-Roz, Roz…
385
00:20:45,637 --> 00:20:50,056
My relationship with you is probably the
healthiest one I've ever had with a man.
386
00:20:50,140 --> 00:20:51,850
-Well, you know…
-I don't wanna screw that up.
387
00:20:51,934 --> 00:20:54,394
Now that you mention it, it's…
My relationship with you
388
00:20:54,478 --> 00:20:57,521
is probably the best one
I've ever had with a woman.
389
00:20:57,605 --> 00:20:59,905
Not that it's been much
of a horse race, but…
390
00:21:05,363 --> 00:21:06,405
To friendship.
391
00:21:10,367 --> 00:21:16,205
Here's hoping the next time you tell
a man you love him, he says it back.
392
00:21:20,626 --> 00:21:21,711
Well, let's see.
393
00:21:22,753 --> 00:21:24,045
I love you, Frasier.
394
00:21:25,964 --> 00:21:27,173
I love you too, Roz.
395
00:21:29,551 --> 00:21:30,927
-You gonna be all right?
-Yeah.
396
00:21:31,011 --> 00:21:33,012
Well, I'd better run.
397
00:21:33,096 --> 00:21:36,097
Yeah, my saying I love you
seems to have that effect on men.
398
00:21:36,181 --> 00:21:40,268
No, no, no, I'll… I'll stay if you like.
399
00:21:40,352 --> 00:21:44,438
No, no, don't you worry about me.
I will not be alone.
400
00:21:44,522 --> 00:21:48,192
I will be sliding into a hot tub
with my good friends Ben & Jerry.
401
00:21:50,820 --> 00:21:52,988
-See you tomorrow, Roz.
-See you, Frasier.
402
00:22:13,298 --> 00:22:14,340
[THEME SONG PLAYING]
403
00:22:14,424 --> 00:22:16,966
♪ Hey, baby, I hear the blues a-callin' ♪
404
00:22:17,050 --> 00:22:19,261
♪ Tossed salads and scrambled eggs ♪
405
00:22:20,220 --> 00:22:21,388
Mercy.
406
00:22:21,472 --> 00:22:23,682
♪ And maybe I seem a bit confused ♪
407
00:22:23,766 --> 00:22:26,226
♪ Well, maybe, but I got you pegged ♪
408
00:22:26,310 --> 00:22:28,477
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
409
00:22:28,561 --> 00:22:30,020
♪ But I don't know what to do ♪
410
00:22:30,104 --> 00:22:33,608
♪ With those tossed salads
and scrambled eggs ♪
411
00:22:34,567 --> 00:22:37,069
♪ They're callin' again ♪
412
00:22:37,153 --> 00:22:38,528
Good night, everybody!