1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,688 WAY DOWN MEXICO WAY 2 00:00:06,588 --> 00:00:09,759 "Pass the Old El Grasso, 3 00:00:11,028 --> 00:00:15,105 taste the old South West". 4 00:00:15,444 --> 00:00:19,926 - Pass the Old El Grasso. - Pass the Old El Crasso. 5 00:00:20,871 --> 00:00:22,725 - Passion of the West. - Hey Beavis. 6 00:00:22,749 --> 00:00:25,315 Pass the Old El Crasso. 7 00:00:27,949 --> 00:00:29,371 Change it, dude. 8 00:00:29,395 --> 00:00:32,037 Hey guys! Welcome back to Video Wonderland. 9 00:00:32,061 --> 00:00:33,992 This guy is a choad smoker. 10 00:00:34,618 --> 00:00:35,716 They all are. 11 00:00:37,818 --> 00:00:42,153 And here is a classic that you definitely won't hear on Mexican radio. 12 00:00:42,177 --> 00:00:44,780 Wall of Voodoo's "Mexican Radio". 13 00:00:44,804 --> 00:00:48,317 - It's a message, dude. - A sign from our master. 14 00:00:52,825 --> 00:00:56,316 I like when those bull's horns tear open a guy's stomach. 15 00:00:56,773 --> 00:00:59,210 - And you can see his guts. - Yeah. 16 00:00:59,234 --> 00:01:04,559 One day in school, when I was, like, paying attention, 17 00:01:06,623 --> 00:01:10,180 they were teaching us about how cows have four separate butts. 18 00:01:11,306 --> 00:01:14,110 They can, like, digest their food in each butt. 19 00:01:14,134 --> 00:01:17,862 And they spit it up. And they, like, chew their crud. 20 00:01:17,886 --> 00:01:20,265 That would be cool if we had, like, four butts. 21 00:01:20,289 --> 00:01:23,060 - I mean, like, four butts each. - Yeah. 22 00:01:23,995 --> 00:01:26,853 Than we would have, like, seven butts all together. 23 00:01:28,028 --> 00:01:29,618 That would be cool. 24 00:01:39,441 --> 00:01:42,397 Yes! These guys rock! 25 00:01:44,583 --> 00:01:45,951 That would be cool, 26 00:01:45,975 --> 00:01:49,414 if that guy jumped off the stage and nobody caught him. 27 00:01:50,502 --> 00:01:52,843 And he smashed his head on the floor. 28 00:01:53,868 --> 00:01:54,954 Yeah, yeah. 29 00:01:55,631 --> 00:01:57,920 And then his... then his head would crack open. 30 00:01:58,039 --> 00:02:00,894 And there'd be, like, blood everywhere and brains. 31 00:02:02,020 --> 00:02:03,721 That would be cool. 32 00:02:04,281 --> 00:02:10,387 Yeah, what if somebody started slipping around on his blood and brains. 33 00:02:11,387 --> 00:02:13,426 And then he cracked his head open. 34 00:02:14,005 --> 00:02:16,250 And then everybody was slipping around on blood. 35 00:02:17,795 --> 00:02:19,853 Yeah, cracking their heads open. 36 00:02:21,455 --> 00:02:22,847 That's like that movie. 37 00:02:22,871 --> 00:02:26,956 Where that guy was riding in that car and his, like, head exploded. 38 00:02:28,719 --> 00:02:30,400 But it was all out of focus. 39 00:02:30,784 --> 00:02:32,059 That sucks. 40 00:02:34,229 --> 00:02:37,476 Hey Beavis, there's too many dudes in this video. 41 00:02:37,978 --> 00:02:41,205 Yeah, there's no chicks in sweaty t-shirts. 42 00:02:43,663 --> 00:02:47,252 Let's see if we can get scrambled porno flicks on UHF. 43 00:02:47,943 --> 00:02:49,713 That would be cool. 44 00:02:56,919 --> 00:02:59,032 Thanks for taking us to Mexico, Dave. 45 00:03:01,865 --> 00:03:03,941 This ride ain't free, boys. 46 00:03:04,157 --> 00:03:06,186 Remember, I got business down there. 47 00:03:06,210 --> 00:03:08,512 And you are part of the management team. 48 00:03:12,387 --> 00:03:13,761 This is cool. 49 00:03:14,493 --> 00:03:15,572 Yeah. 50 00:03:16,810 --> 00:03:19,363 You boys ever been to Mexico before? 51 00:03:19,654 --> 00:03:23,436 Well, ain't no law down there. It's every man for himself. 52 00:03:23,608 --> 00:03:25,480 They take no prisoners. 53 00:03:25,553 --> 00:03:28,649 Well, actually they take a few. And they torture 'em. 54 00:03:30,654 --> 00:03:31,706 Cool. 55 00:03:32,524 --> 00:03:34,610 Yeah, they don't care what you do. 56 00:03:34,852 --> 00:03:36,438 Until you cross 'em. 57 00:03:37,874 --> 00:03:40,284 It's a whole different world down there. 58 00:03:41,393 --> 00:03:44,689 We can buy fireworks, right? Like, M-80's and stuff? 59 00:03:45,023 --> 00:03:49,431 Fireworks, guns, white slaves, endangered species. 60 00:03:49,455 --> 00:03:51,097 Hell, they got everything down there. 61 00:03:51,567 --> 00:03:52,876 Did he say fireworks? 62 00:03:55,402 --> 00:03:56,770 We're almost there. 63 00:03:57,575 --> 00:03:58,594 Cool. 64 00:04:02,705 --> 00:04:05,800 Okay we'll meet back here in five hours. 65 00:04:11,058 --> 00:04:13,784 Hey gringo! Hey gringo, I kick your ass. 66 00:04:13,808 --> 00:04:15,241 Let's go get some M-80's. 67 00:04:15,242 --> 00:04:16,263 Cool. 68 00:04:19,905 --> 00:04:20,958 Fireworks? 69 00:04:21,965 --> 00:04:22,997 Fireworks? 70 00:04:23,728 --> 00:04:24,863 M-80's? 71 00:04:26,248 --> 00:04:27,289 Firecrackers? 72 00:04:29,165 --> 00:04:30,212 Fireworks? 73 00:04:31,361 --> 00:04:33,097 These people are stupid. 74 00:04:34,272 --> 00:04:35,369 Yeah. 75 00:04:39,068 --> 00:04:40,134 Two tacos. 76 00:04:41,024 --> 00:04:42,087 One. 77 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:48,359 - He wants a buck. - Why didn't he say so? 78 00:04:53,994 --> 00:04:56,163 Here, doggy. Here, boy. 79 00:04:57,550 --> 00:04:58,794 Here you go. 80 00:04:59,651 --> 00:05:01,772 - Here, doggy. - Go for it. 81 00:05:02,217 --> 00:05:04,257 Pass the Old El Paso. 82 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:13,329 Cool. 83 00:05:19,706 --> 00:05:20,974 - Water. - Water. 84 00:05:22,142 --> 00:05:25,832 We have excellent water here in Mexico! 85 00:05:40,008 --> 00:05:41,612 Is this foreign? 86 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:44,622 Yeah. 87 00:05:51,207 --> 00:05:52,581 Check it out, Beavis. 88 00:05:52,735 --> 00:05:54,857 She's got money on her head. 89 00:05:55,333 --> 00:05:58,097 Yeah, money is cool. 90 00:05:59,939 --> 00:06:01,998 She's gonna take all that money on her head. 91 00:06:02,022 --> 00:06:03,867 And go play video games. 92 00:06:05,271 --> 00:06:06,896 On her horse. 93 00:06:08,079 --> 00:06:13,260 - Yeah. Is this Paula Habdula? - Yeah. 94 00:06:15,992 --> 00:06:17,922 Is this video about Jesus? 95 00:06:19,149 --> 00:06:21,871 Yeah, Christ is cool. 96 00:06:41,264 --> 00:06:43,176 - Yes! - Cool! 97 00:06:53,592 --> 00:06:54,654 Yeah! 98 00:06:55,761 --> 00:06:57,491 Chains and chicks. 99 00:06:57,515 --> 00:06:59,184 - That's more like it! - Yeah. 100 00:06:59,788 --> 00:07:01,228 Sluts are cool. 101 00:07:25,659 --> 00:07:28,432 Hey Beavis, have you ever drank a beer? 102 00:07:29,714 --> 00:07:32,746 - Yeah - Oh yeah? Where'd you get it? 103 00:07:32,770 --> 00:07:35,358 This, like, guy gave it to me. 104 00:07:36,396 --> 00:07:39,575 You haven't drank a beer. Lying wuss. 105 00:07:55,599 --> 00:07:57,680 I should, like, join this band. 106 00:07:58,771 --> 00:08:01,943 Yeah, these chicks would talk to us. 107 00:08:03,141 --> 00:08:04,467 They'd talk to me. 108 00:08:04,491 --> 00:08:07,554 Then they'd tell you to get your sorry ass out of there. 109 00:08:09,597 --> 00:08:12,110 Yeah, rock n' roll is cool. 110 00:08:17,084 --> 00:08:18,182 Whoa! 111 00:08:45,262 --> 00:08:47,159 - Hey Butt-Head? - Yeah? 112 00:08:49,936 --> 00:08:51,327 Cool, dude. 113 00:08:52,965 --> 00:08:54,364 Check this out. 114 00:09:07,734 --> 00:09:09,271 Mexico is cool. 115 00:09:25,436 --> 00:09:26,786 She wants something. 116 00:09:29,725 --> 00:09:31,401 Is that Dianne Reeves? 117 00:09:32,709 --> 00:09:33,745 Yeah. 118 00:09:36,235 --> 00:09:39,358 Depeche Mode is French for "we're wussies". 119 00:09:40,310 --> 00:09:41,398 Yeah. 120 00:09:44,856 --> 00:09:46,700 Don't feel me, dude. 121 00:09:49,236 --> 00:09:51,668 You can see parts of her thingies. 122 00:10:04,238 --> 00:10:08,594 "This is the morning of our love". 123 00:10:08,673 --> 00:10:10,218 - Yes! - Yes! 124 00:10:11,062 --> 00:10:12,699 Yes! Yes! 125 00:10:13,214 --> 00:10:15,779 No! No! Show the chick. 126 00:10:16,234 --> 00:10:18,582 - Yes! Yes! Yes! - Yes! Yes! 127 00:10:18,606 --> 00:10:20,247 - No! No! No! - No! No! No! 128 00:10:20,271 --> 00:10:21,327 This sucks! 129 00:10:23,352 --> 00:10:25,210 He's looking at you, Beavis. 130 00:10:25,616 --> 00:10:26,833 He wants you. 131 00:10:28,371 --> 00:10:29,603 No way. 132 00:10:38,378 --> 00:10:40,009 Tattoos are pretty cool. 133 00:10:41,191 --> 00:10:42,435 For a wussy. 134 00:10:47,263 --> 00:10:50,280 We can't leave Mexico without fireworks, dude. 135 00:10:57,939 --> 00:10:59,825 - Check it out. - Cool. 136 00:11:17,221 --> 00:11:19,163 That game was cool. 137 00:11:25,666 --> 00:11:26,715 Rico. 138 00:11:27,913 --> 00:11:29,364 Suave. 139 00:11:31,633 --> 00:11:32,719 Rico. 140 00:11:34,260 --> 00:11:35,314 Suave. 141 00:11:40,002 --> 00:11:41,221 Whoa. 142 00:11:47,128 --> 00:11:49,856 Rottoro, burritos, tacos. 143 00:11:50,421 --> 00:11:52,124 Rabbaddadda. 144 00:11:52,148 --> 00:11:54,561 Yeah, guacamole. 145 00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:57,286 That was cool. 146 00:12:11,243 --> 00:12:13,758 Hey Butt-Head, what's a gigolo? 147 00:12:15,586 --> 00:12:18,149 That's, like, one of those really fat dudes. 148 00:12:18,158 --> 00:12:19,883 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 149 00:12:20,555 --> 00:12:21,641 Change it. 150 00:12:35,096 --> 00:12:36,604 If I got a hat like that. 151 00:12:37,171 --> 00:12:39,067 I could be a lead singer. 152 00:12:39,580 --> 00:12:41,236 I would be cool. 153 00:12:43,128 --> 00:12:44,556 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 154 00:12:54,928 --> 00:12:56,315 This is stupid. 155 00:12:57,187 --> 00:13:00,412 Yeah, I like the fire, 156 00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:03,021 but they need some chicks in tight shorts. 157 00:13:03,648 --> 00:13:04,868 Then it would be cool. 158 00:13:06,849 --> 00:13:09,707 Yeah, with close-ups on their butt. 159 00:13:10,884 --> 00:13:11,944 Yeah. 160 00:13:28,202 --> 00:13:29,259 Yes! 161 00:13:30,216 --> 00:13:32,787 It's about time they play something cool. 162 00:13:32,811 --> 00:13:33,811 Yeah. 163 00:13:38,728 --> 00:13:40,776 This guy kicks ass. 164 00:13:46,203 --> 00:13:48,722 - This guy looks like Jesus. - Yeah. 165 00:13:49,246 --> 00:13:50,717 Christ is cool. 166 00:14:16,801 --> 00:14:19,777 Whoa, Seattle kicks ass. 167 00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:24,769 Yeah. Is everybody in Seattle cool? 168 00:14:25,755 --> 00:14:30,482 Yeah, if you go to Seattle anybody you see is cool. 169 00:14:31,570 --> 00:14:34,316 - We should go, dude. - Yeah, yeah. 170 00:14:41,447 --> 00:14:44,220 That's that dude from the Spin Doctors. 171 00:14:45,242 --> 00:14:47,944 He jams with Soundgarden sometimes. 172 00:14:54,278 --> 00:14:56,259 Stop! Hey, gringo! 173 00:14:58,033 --> 00:14:59,410 Come on, get in! 174 00:14:59,434 --> 00:15:03,886 Stop! Stop! Gringo! Gringo! Hey, gringo! 175 00:15:04,321 --> 00:15:06,718 Now it's time for you guys to earn your keep. 176 00:15:06,742 --> 00:15:08,354 Look in the glovebox. 177 00:15:09,937 --> 00:15:12,157 Oh, no! Dave is gonna boof us. 178 00:15:12,232 --> 00:15:13,971 Time to fill 'em, boys. 179 00:15:14,288 --> 00:15:15,903 I can't fill that. 180 00:15:15,959 --> 00:15:17,708 With these, dork! 181 00:15:18,055 --> 00:15:19,332 Pills, cool! 182 00:15:19,356 --> 00:15:21,431 All this stuff is legal in Mexico, 183 00:15:21,431 --> 00:15:23,370 and it's cheap too if you know the right people. 184 00:15:25,141 --> 00:15:28,143 Border's coming up. Better swallow those rubbers, boys. 185 00:15:29,181 --> 00:15:31,029 Make sure you tie 'em a couple of times. 186 00:15:31,029 --> 00:15:33,162 It's a rough ride through the digestive tract. 187 00:15:34,037 --> 00:15:35,086 Cool! 188 00:15:36,709 --> 00:15:39,244 You boys did remember to tie up those condoms, 189 00:15:39,268 --> 00:15:40,812 before you swallowed them, right? 190 00:15:40,831 --> 00:15:42,805 You boys got some identification? 191 00:15:45,220 --> 00:15:46,796 ID? You got ID? 192 00:15:48,058 --> 00:15:49,092 No. 193 00:15:50,881 --> 00:15:52,649 Get out of the car. All of you. 194 00:15:57,496 --> 00:16:00,394 So, you thought you'd come down to Mexico, 195 00:16:00,418 --> 00:16:02,850 and pick up a couple of immigrants, huh? 196 00:16:03,161 --> 00:16:06,088 Smuggle some illegals in, huh? Is that your game? 197 00:16:06,259 --> 00:16:09,098 These guys live in my town. They're Americans. 198 00:16:17,473 --> 00:16:20,176 What's the capital of Texas, son? Huh? 199 00:16:21,094 --> 00:16:23,916 I said, what's the capital of Texas? 200 00:16:30,916 --> 00:16:32,470 It's Austin, man. 201 00:16:33,143 --> 00:16:34,373 Let him go. 202 00:16:34,693 --> 00:16:37,285 - What? - They are obviously Americans. 203 00:16:37,309 --> 00:16:39,347 Mexicans know the capital of Texas. 204 00:16:39,371 --> 00:16:43,612 Mexicans would care that they're being interrogated by the border patrol. 205 00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:45,553 Those two are as American as they come. 206 00:16:47,016 --> 00:16:48,076 Butthole. 207 00:16:48,455 --> 00:16:49,597 No way. 208 00:16:56,998 --> 00:16:58,817 God bless America. 209 00:17:04,431 --> 00:17:05,731 Yes! 210 00:17:07,106 --> 00:17:09,260 This kicks-ass. 211 00:17:10,789 --> 00:17:12,464 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 212 00:17:27,966 --> 00:17:30,471 Brian Johnson looks like he's taking a dump. 213 00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:35,602 Yeah, he's constipated, 'cause he is old. 214 00:18:22,296 --> 00:18:26,281 Hey Beavis, you think we're on, like, a highway to hell? 215 00:18:27,548 --> 00:18:28,605 Yeah. 216 00:18:38,256 --> 00:18:40,635 These guys dress cool. 217 00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:43,960 Yeah, they always wear the same thing. 218 00:18:44,654 --> 00:18:45,684 Yeah. 219 00:18:46,433 --> 00:18:49,036 Hey, we always wear the same thing. 220 00:18:50,310 --> 00:18:51,360 Yeah. 221 00:18:52,291 --> 00:18:54,582 I had this shirt on for six months. 222 00:18:55,382 --> 00:18:59,155 Yeah, I had this shirt on for seven months. 223 00:19:00,118 --> 00:19:01,380 That was cool. 224 00:19:07,439 --> 00:19:10,279 What if you lit one of these in Dave's butt? 225 00:19:10,710 --> 00:19:12,274 That would be cool. 226 00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:14,997 Peckerwood. 227 00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:17,843 I can't believe he made us walk back from the border. 228 00:19:21,055 --> 00:19:22,431 Mexico sucks. 229 00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:44,097 Whoa. Special defects. 230 00:19:55,248 --> 00:19:58,390 Hey, that's that dude that works down at Boot Warehouse. 231 00:19:59,061 --> 00:20:01,862 No way, that dude works at Leadership Dodge. 232 00:20:02,777 --> 00:20:04,875 On Central, half of mile north of Walnut. 233 00:20:22,614 --> 00:20:24,843 Hey, that was a wipe. 234 00:20:25,574 --> 00:20:27,769 Yeah, an asswipe. 235 00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:30,735 - Yeah. - Yeah. 236 00:20:49,133 --> 00:20:52,782 Hey Butt-Head, I heard these guys are bilingual. 237 00:20:53,193 --> 00:20:57,258 Yeah, these guys are all sexual perverts. 238 00:20:58,339 --> 00:21:01,775 That dude in the back, he's got two linguals.