1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,000 GIVE BLOOD 2 00:00:04,050 --> 00:00:05,795 "When it comes to psycho killers, 3 00:00:05,800 --> 00:00:08,300 a little medschool is a terrible thing". 4 00:00:08,300 --> 00:00:10,870 Give me your pancreas. 5 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:14,800 I'll be back for your spleen. 6 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:16,300 Arnold Schwarzenegger is 7 00:00:16,300 --> 00:00:19,289 "The Intern". Starts Friday. 8 00:00:19,300 --> 00:00:23,403 - Whoa, that looks cool. - Yeah. 9 00:00:24,200 --> 00:00:26,340 We could go, if we had some money. 10 00:00:34,967 --> 00:00:36,406 This sucks! 11 00:00:40,288 --> 00:00:42,615 - Look under her butt. - Yeah. 12 00:01:08,514 --> 00:01:11,481 - That dude's fat. - Yeah. 13 00:01:21,191 --> 00:01:23,658 She's gonna powder his butt. 14 00:01:24,728 --> 00:01:27,425 - Yeah. - That looks cool. 15 00:01:33,157 --> 00:01:35,684 Whoa, that looks cool. 16 00:01:44,016 --> 00:01:47,177 This sucks! Let's watch something cool. 17 00:01:48,470 --> 00:01:49,978 Yes! 18 00:03:33,500 --> 00:03:35,900 "Don't wanna fall in the mud". 19 00:03:35,900 --> 00:03:39,092 "All I wanna do is sell my blood". 20 00:03:40,100 --> 00:03:43,130 What do you think they pay for, like, a gallon of blood? 21 00:03:43,132 --> 00:03:46,193 Just be cool, dude, don't take their first offer. 22 00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:48,500 How they, like, get it out, dude? 23 00:03:48,500 --> 00:03:51,299 They give you a big knife, then you cut your hand and, like, 24 00:03:51,300 --> 00:03:53,200 bleed into a bucket. 25 00:03:54,500 --> 00:03:55,576 That's cool. 26 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:59,916 They give you a big ol bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 to drink first. 27 00:04:00,100 --> 00:04:01,399 "High Test". 28 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:05,375 And then when you're done, don't forget to stand up really fast. 29 00:04:05,492 --> 00:04:08,616 - If you are lucky, you'll pass out. - Cool! 30 00:04:12,700 --> 00:04:14,994 Whoa, we're gonna be rich. 31 00:04:35,139 --> 00:04:38,442 - Help you, boys? - We got blood. 32 00:04:38,500 --> 00:04:40,700 And a good thing too! 33 00:04:40,700 --> 00:04:42,718 Wanna buy some? 34 00:04:42,862 --> 00:04:46,500 Now let me see, is either of you boys eighteen or older? 35 00:04:46,513 --> 00:04:47,282 No. 36 00:04:47,306 --> 00:04:50,735 Okay. Have you been screened in the last twelve months 37 00:04:50,759 --> 00:04:52,783 for diseases of the circulatory system? 38 00:04:52,794 --> 00:04:53,995 No. 39 00:04:54,307 --> 00:04:57,900 Okay, either of you boys on any kind of medication? 40 00:05:00,163 --> 00:05:03,392 Good enough. Beggars can't be choosers. That's what I say. 41 00:05:03,430 --> 00:05:05,455 Roll up your sleeves and sit down, boys. 42 00:05:05,460 --> 00:05:08,850 - Hey, what about the Mad Dog? - Yeah, don't we get anything first? 43 00:05:08,874 --> 00:05:12,042 Yep, the enduring thanks of the community. 44 00:05:16,100 --> 00:05:19,661 Okay. Now, soon as them baggies are filled up, you'll be on your... 45 00:05:20,308 --> 00:05:23,252 Oh, shoot! I'll be back with you boys in a minute. 46 00:05:26,207 --> 00:05:27,632 Blood drive. 47 00:05:27,900 --> 00:05:30,900 Tyler? Where are you calling from? 48 00:05:30,900 --> 00:05:33,976 You can't just... Of course I've said I'm mad. 49 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:37,200 I beared your three children, saved you through detox four times 50 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:38,976 and you vanished for fifteen years. 51 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:41,500 And after all that time you call me at work? 52 00:05:41,593 --> 00:05:44,084 How bad you think I missed you? 53 00:05:44,087 --> 00:05:45,700 Well, guess again. 54 00:05:45,856 --> 00:05:47,877 You're the saddest excuse for a... 55 00:05:48,100 --> 00:05:50,198 Oh my gosh! I gotta go. 56 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:53,700 Come over around nine, Tyler, and wear that mesh undershirt. 57 00:05:54,931 --> 00:05:56,531 Well boys, I'm awful sorry. 58 00:05:56,532 --> 00:05:58,742 I feel like I left the house with the tub running. 59 00:05:58,747 --> 00:06:01,190 Now, let's see. Appears you fellas are giving up a little 60 00:06:01,214 --> 00:06:03,176 more than you bargained for. Tell you what. 61 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:06,576 Here is a Fig Newton for each of you. Now, why don't y'all just forget 62 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:09,976 about your blood donation for today, since you're looking a little peaky. 63 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:11,703 What say you two going home and come back 64 00:06:11,727 --> 00:06:14,748 when you're feelin' a little better? Thank you, boys! 65 00:07:08,453 --> 00:07:09,709 Ooh baby. 66 00:07:11,410 --> 00:07:13,266 That dude is pitching a tent. 67 00:07:16,870 --> 00:07:18,076 Change it. 68 00:07:20,219 --> 00:07:21,487 Kick-ass! 69 00:07:22,297 --> 00:07:24,861 Yeah. Kick-ass! 70 00:07:41,224 --> 00:07:44,639 Faster than a bullet. 71 00:07:46,178 --> 00:07:50,314 - Hey, I feel like killing myself. - Yeah. 72 00:07:51,401 --> 00:07:53,368 I feel like killing you. 73 00:08:25,052 --> 00:08:26,559 They're guilty. 74 00:08:28,426 --> 00:08:30,639 See you in hell, Rob Halford. 75 00:08:33,948 --> 00:08:35,731 This dude is old. 76 00:08:40,218 --> 00:08:44,738 Mephisto's House of Hot Tubs is a great place for a soak, 77 00:08:44,934 --> 00:08:46,634 a choke, 78 00:08:48,047 --> 00:08:49,982 or a poke. 79 00:08:50,336 --> 00:08:51,918 Bloodbath. 80 00:08:51,958 --> 00:08:55,727 You may not get clean, but you'll never have to wash again. 81 00:08:55,737 --> 00:08:58,545 Starts Friday in a bad neighbourhood theater near you. 82 00:08:59,173 --> 00:09:02,449 Bloodbath, that sounds cool. 83 00:09:06,158 --> 00:09:07,654 Cool. 84 00:09:14,300 --> 00:09:15,940 Cafeteria food. 85 00:09:23,407 --> 00:09:25,051 Cool snake. 86 00:09:27,650 --> 00:09:32,719 Frog Baseball! 87 00:09:44,434 --> 00:09:47,237 - Snakes are cool. - Yeah. 88 00:09:48,203 --> 00:09:50,269 I like stuff that's cool. 89 00:10:39,407 --> 00:10:41,475 These guys are cool. 90 00:11:10,850 --> 00:11:12,084 Whoa! 91 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:15,454 Cool! 92 00:11:28,737 --> 00:11:30,461 Grandpa Munster. 93 00:11:35,439 --> 00:11:36,708 Whoa! 94 00:11:41,510 --> 00:11:42,779 Yes! 95 00:11:50,434 --> 00:11:53,049 Whoa. Kick-ass! 96 00:11:54,344 --> 00:11:56,481 Dave Mustaine rules! 97 00:12:09,916 --> 00:12:11,642 That was cool. 98 00:12:12,972 --> 00:12:14,715 Fire is cool. 99 00:12:28,127 --> 00:12:32,596 - This sucks, change it. - No way, check out this chick. 100 00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:52,334 If you sat on her head, would it scratch your butt? 101 00:13:53,075 --> 00:13:54,277 Yeah. 102 00:13:55,195 --> 00:13:57,202 This sucks, change it. 103 00:14:18,364 --> 00:14:21,441 Hey dude. Dude, dude, dude. 104 00:14:29,184 --> 00:14:30,413 Ooh baby. 105 00:15:24,344 --> 00:15:27,693 Dude. Dude, dude, dude, dude. 106 00:15:36,586 --> 00:15:38,948 - Trick photography. - Yeah. 107 00:16:34,290 --> 00:16:37,453 - Chainsaws are cool. - Yeah. 108 00:16:39,210 --> 00:16:41,368 I like when they saw stuff. 109 00:17:04,005 --> 00:17:06,032 Did you see Scarface? 110 00:17:06,903 --> 00:17:08,187 That was cool. 111 00:17:09,605 --> 00:17:10,859 Yeah. 112 00:17:11,803 --> 00:17:15,207 When they take the chainsaw and saw that dude's arms off. 113 00:17:15,209 --> 00:17:18,047 Yeah, that was cool. 114 00:17:48,589 --> 00:17:51,362 - These guys are cool. - Yeah.