1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:01,936 DOOR-TO-DOOR 2 00:00:02,160 --> 00:00:03,560 Please, just a penny a day... 3 00:00:03,920 --> 00:00:05,400 ...can purchase enough milk... 4 00:00:05,680 --> 00:00:07,560 ...to feed a family of four for a week. 5 00:00:07,840 --> 00:00:11,040 But only if you can help. Please give as much as you can to the... 6 00:00:11,360 --> 00:00:14,537 ...desperate savage murderers, who would gouge out your eyes 7 00:00:14,560 --> 00:00:18,240 and cut of your tongue for satanic rituals. On the next Geraldo. 8 00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:20,560 What's that address again? 9 00:00:35,096 --> 00:00:37,044 These guys jam. 10 00:01:47,224 --> 00:01:48,645 Kick-ass. 11 00:01:50,284 --> 00:01:52,817 Yeah, kick-ass. 12 00:02:12,498 --> 00:02:13,820 That's pretty cool. 13 00:02:20,612 --> 00:02:23,127 - He's standing on a butt. - Yeah. 14 00:02:34,922 --> 00:02:36,366 I like butts. 15 00:02:37,679 --> 00:02:41,172 - Butts are cool. - Yeah, I'm getting a stiffy. 16 00:02:44,956 --> 00:02:46,408 Buttcheeks. 17 00:03:03,388 --> 00:03:05,197 Look at all those butts. 18 00:03:23,703 --> 00:03:25,373 I'm pitching a tent. 19 00:03:39,496 --> 00:03:40,795 Whoa! 20 00:03:44,500 --> 00:03:48,916 This is the 90s, people. A 9 upside down is a 6. 21 00:03:48,940 --> 00:03:51,456 So let's turn the 90's upside down 22 00:03:51,456 --> 00:03:54,300 and we capture the spirit of the 60's, okay? 23 00:03:54,780 --> 00:03:56,796 Watch those flashbacks, dude. 24 00:03:56,820 --> 00:04:00,020 Excuse me, could I have your attention, please? 25 00:04:00,860 --> 00:04:04,743 Okay, this week we're going to learn a little bit about that spirit. 26 00:04:04,767 --> 00:04:06,655 By giving of ourselves. 27 00:04:07,020 --> 00:04:10,520 We're all going door to door to collect for the "Consumer Goods 28 00:04:10,544 --> 00:04:12,575 - For Overseas Children Fund". - No way. 29 00:04:12,580 --> 00:04:14,796 Of course, I can't force you to work for charity, 30 00:04:14,820 --> 00:04:18,000 thanks to our constitution's delicate balance 31 00:04:18,024 --> 00:04:20,716 between our individual liberties and a common good. 32 00:04:20,740 --> 00:04:25,080 Nor would I want to, because of my own beliefs in personal freedom. 33 00:04:25,136 --> 00:04:29,156 So, anyone who doesn't want to collect, can complete the 60's project 34 00:04:29,180 --> 00:04:32,836 by doing a book report on "The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test". 35 00:04:32,860 --> 00:04:35,660 - Oral, oral, oral. - Yeah. 36 00:04:35,900 --> 00:04:37,757 Written or oral. 37 00:04:37,781 --> 00:04:39,156 - Yes. - Cool. 38 00:04:39,180 --> 00:04:41,849 But first, of course, you've got to read the book. 39 00:04:47,854 --> 00:04:51,556 - That guy is touching his wiener. - Yeah. 40 00:04:51,580 --> 00:04:53,373 I'm gonna touch my wiener. 41 00:04:56,402 --> 00:05:00,319 If you're like, famous, you can touch your wiener and nobody cares. 42 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:10,128 - Isn't that dude on... 9-2-0-1-0? - Yeah. 43 00:05:10,980 --> 00:05:13,195 - That show sucks. - Yeah. 44 00:05:13,572 --> 00:05:16,239 - Those chicks are stuck up. - Yeah. 45 00:05:16,363 --> 00:05:17,920 Stuck up my butt. 46 00:05:20,080 --> 00:05:23,012 You think he knows that everybody hates him? 47 00:05:23,036 --> 00:05:24,279 Yeah. 48 00:05:24,970 --> 00:05:26,375 What a wuss. 49 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:31,305 This video would be cool if they had, like, chicks and tight pants everywhere. 50 00:05:31,305 --> 00:05:32,079 Yeah. 51 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:34,888 - And lots of fire and explosions. - Yeah. 52 00:05:35,080 --> 00:05:38,556 And car accidents. Then it would be cool. 53 00:05:38,580 --> 00:05:41,918 This video is stupid. Change it. 54 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:03,720 What a dork! 55 00:06:13,519 --> 00:06:15,720 He's talking about school. 56 00:06:24,080 --> 00:06:27,308 Hey Beavis, do you know how to read? 57 00:06:56,895 --> 00:06:58,826 This guy is a dumbass. 58 00:07:04,864 --> 00:07:07,411 - School sucks! - Yeah! 59 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:19,720 - Yes? - Got any money? 60 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:29,216 We're collecting for the poor. 61 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:31,440 Great, I just lost my job. 62 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:43,296 What in the hell... What do you... What do you want? 63 00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:45,320 We're collecting for the poor. 64 00:07:46,880 --> 00:07:50,600 - Helping 'em buy meals and stuff. - Meals? 65 00:07:53,680 --> 00:07:55,520 There is one! 66 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:58,976 The 60's must have sucked. 67 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:01,700 Maybe in this house there'll be a beautiful chick. 68 00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:10,520 Hello? Collecting for charity. 69 00:08:11,160 --> 00:08:12,400 Help the poor. 70 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:16,920 Come in, boys. I've been waiting for you. 71 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:22,720 Now, turn on the lamp. 72 00:08:30,880 --> 00:08:34,616 - Once again boys, who do you serve? - You, mistress Cora. 73 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:38,680 - Whose wrath do you fear? - Yours, mistress Cora. 74 00:08:43,449 --> 00:08:46,312 Yes, that Madonna book was worth every penny. 75 00:08:49,932 --> 00:08:51,207 Whoa! 76 00:08:58,793 --> 00:09:00,117 Erotica. 77 00:09:02,240 --> 00:09:03,981 - That was cool. - Yeah. 78 00:09:08,756 --> 00:09:09,985 Erotica. 79 00:09:19,228 --> 00:09:22,908 Gotta go, dude, got to go spank my monkey. 80 00:09:28,001 --> 00:09:29,220 Head. 81 00:09:34,323 --> 00:09:37,056 - These guys are cool. - Yeah. 82 00:10:14,509 --> 00:10:15,709 Head. 83 00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:26,161 People, I'm proud to announce that we collected more than eight dollars 84 00:10:26,185 --> 00:10:31,067 - for our charity drive. - Eight dollars? Sad, dude. 85 00:10:31,893 --> 00:10:33,096 Yeah. 86 00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:35,176 But what makes me especially proud 87 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:39,880 is this note I received from Mrs. Cora Anthrax on Willow Place. 88 00:10:41,880 --> 00:10:46,480 "When your charity work was explained to me by those charming young men, 89 00:10:46,652 --> 00:10:48,204 Beavis and Butt-Head, 90 00:10:48,720 --> 00:10:52,200 my heart went out to those poor children overseas." 91 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:56,736 "Good luck, and please send Beavis and Butt-Head around if you need more." 92 00:10:56,760 --> 00:11:00,000 And students, it's a check for one hundred dollars. 93 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:05,136 I'm proud of you guys. 94 00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:07,613 And here is your prize for collecting 95 00:11:07,614 --> 00:11:10,299 the most money in our "Spirit of the 60's" drive. 96 00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:13,016 A Moby Grape album for each of you. 97 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:16,920 You know, it hurts me to part with these, guys. They are collectors items. 98 00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:20,940 But giving 'till it hurts is part of what the 60's were all about. 99 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,400 Nice catch, dude. 100 00:11:26,618 --> 00:11:28,753 Watch this! Behind the back. 101 00:11:29,943 --> 00:11:31,150 Damn! 102 00:11:32,514 --> 00:11:35,621 What'd happen if you stuck a firecracker into that little hole? 103 00:11:36,120 --> 00:11:38,600 That would be cool. 104 00:11:44,352 --> 00:11:46,243 Hey look, an old dude. 105 00:12:05,861 --> 00:12:10,336 - This guy is a dumbass. - Yeah, he looks like David Letterman. 106 00:12:13,462 --> 00:12:15,117 Trick photography. 107 00:12:18,415 --> 00:12:19,790 That's pretty cool. 108 00:12:20,236 --> 00:12:21,469 Whoa. 109 00:12:35,304 --> 00:12:37,840 - Storms are cool. - Yeah. 110 00:12:44,521 --> 00:12:46,814 Whoa, that's pretty cool. 111 00:12:51,345 --> 00:12:52,718 Wind is cool. 112 00:12:55,505 --> 00:12:56,984 Here, pony. 113 00:12:58,772 --> 00:12:59,991 That's cool. 114 00:13:01,441 --> 00:13:03,095 Hurricanes are cool. 115 00:13:14,738 --> 00:13:17,342 I like when the wind knocks stuff over 116 00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:22,844 - and lands on people. - Yeah, and it tears a roof off.