1 00:00:05,506 --> 00:00:08,207 My Father The Tuna won't be seen tonight. 2 00:00:08,209 --> 00:00:09,641 We'll be back next week. 3 00:00:09,643 --> 00:00:12,911 Now, let's watch the following special presentation. 4 00:00:13,780 --> 00:00:15,780 [♪♪♪] 5 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:24,923 ANNOUNCER: Live from the Dorothy Chandelier Pavilion, 6 00:00:24,925 --> 00:00:27,592 it's the Warner brothers' and their sister Dot's 7 00:00:27,594 --> 00:00:29,928 65th Anniversary Special. 8 00:00:29,930 --> 00:00:35,567 Ladies and gentlemen, Ms. Viza Mizzeli. 9 00:00:35,569 --> 00:00:37,069 [APPLAUSE] 10 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:43,942 ♪ For 65 years We've laughed at their mayhem ♪ 11 00:00:43,944 --> 00:00:49,081 ♪ Here are the words We use to explain them ♪ 12 00:00:49,083 --> 00:00:51,083 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] 13 00:00:51,785 --> 00:00:52,784 Uh-oh. 14 00:00:52,786 --> 00:00:54,386 I was afraid of this. 15 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:57,456 ALL: ♪ Silly, bizarre Loony, mad and kooky ♪ 16 00:00:57,458 --> 00:01:00,092 ♪ Crazy, wigged-out Giddy, bad and goofy ♪ 17 00:01:00,094 --> 00:01:04,029 ♪ Yakko, Wakko and Dot ♪ 18 00:01:04,031 --> 00:01:05,897 ♪ They're hip They're cool ♪ 19 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:07,366 ♪ They're hot ♪ 20 00:01:07,368 --> 00:01:08,934 ♪ They're Warners ♪ 21 00:01:08,936 --> 00:01:12,737 ♪ Fabulous Warners Wonderful Warners ♪ 22 00:01:12,739 --> 00:01:14,773 ♪ Look out The Warners are back ♪ 23 00:01:14,775 --> 00:01:16,275 [SCREAMS] 24 00:01:16,277 --> 00:01:17,309 [APPLAUSE] 25 00:01:19,780 --> 00:01:21,513 These people will clap at anything. 26 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:24,716 Hey, everybody. 27 00:01:24,718 --> 00:01:25,784 Wanna hear me play 28 00:01:25,786 --> 00:01:27,819 "Yankee Doodle" with my armpits? 29 00:01:27,821 --> 00:01:29,288 [CRICKETS CHIRPING] 30 00:01:30,824 --> 00:01:33,559 Ah... almost anything. 31 00:01:33,561 --> 00:01:37,162 ♪ Yes, the Warners are back They're really the most ♪ 32 00:01:37,164 --> 00:01:40,665 ♪ Now here he is Our fabulous host ♪ 33 00:01:40,667 --> 00:01:41,666 [APPLAUSE] 34 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:49,341 Hey. How about that dance number, huh? 35 00:01:49,343 --> 00:01:51,676 Wasn't that something? That was wild. 36 00:01:51,678 --> 00:01:53,712 [AUDIENCE LAUGHS] 37 00:01:53,714 --> 00:01:55,347 Hey, we're here to pay tribute 38 00:01:55,349 --> 00:01:58,016 to the Warners on their 65th anniversary. 39 00:01:58,018 --> 00:02:00,085 And I wanna tell you, don't they look great? 40 00:02:00,087 --> 00:02:02,020 Sixty-five years. 41 00:02:02,022 --> 00:02:03,722 Yeah, these kids make Dick Clark 42 00:02:03,724 --> 00:02:05,023 look like Abe Lincoln. 43 00:02:05,025 --> 00:02:06,024 [AUDIENCE LAUGHS] 44 00:02:07,261 --> 00:02:10,262 Was that a joke? Am I missing something? 45 00:02:10,264 --> 00:02:11,930 Can me go now? 46 00:02:11,932 --> 00:02:13,198 Why would you want to go? 47 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:14,966 This tribute is one 48 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:17,769 of the entertainment industry's greatest gifts. 49 00:02:17,771 --> 00:02:19,738 Can we return it and get a Chia Pet instead? 50 00:02:19,740 --> 00:02:20,805 Shh. 51 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:23,208 Yakko, Wakko and Dottie's story 52 00:02:23,210 --> 00:02:26,145 began way back in 1929. 53 00:02:26,147 --> 00:02:28,413 Yeah. Warner Brothers Animation. 54 00:02:28,415 --> 00:02:31,116 It was here that the Warners discovered by their-- 55 00:02:31,118 --> 00:02:32,451 Ah, there I go again. 56 00:02:32,453 --> 00:02:34,786 Could you have the cue card gal come a little closer? 57 00:02:34,788 --> 00:02:37,122 It was here that the Warners were discovered 58 00:02:37,124 --> 00:02:39,858 by their first director, Weed Memlo. 59 00:02:39,860 --> 00:02:43,495 I look back on my days with Yakko, Wakko and Dot 60 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:46,298 as the most miserable time of my life. 61 00:02:46,300 --> 00:02:48,133 That's our Weed. 62 00:02:48,135 --> 00:02:50,469 I was directing Outback Buddy. 63 00:02:50,471 --> 00:02:53,539 Buddy was a cartoon character with big eyes. 64 00:02:53,541 --> 00:02:57,543 Big, huge, gigantic, enormous round eyes. 65 00:02:57,545 --> 00:02:59,944 Anyway, the cartoon was almost finished, 66 00:02:59,946 --> 00:03:02,914 so I asked Lon Borax, the animator, 67 00:03:02,916 --> 00:03:04,049 to show it to me. 68 00:03:04,051 --> 00:03:05,950 [♪♪♪] 69 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:09,621 ♪ I'm a-frolicking In the outback ♪ 70 00:03:09,623 --> 00:03:11,523 ♪ Just as chipper as I can be ♪ 71 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:13,492 ♪ Got no cares And got no worries ♪ 72 00:03:13,494 --> 00:03:15,827 ♪ I'm happy Outback Buddy ♪ 73 00:03:15,829 --> 00:03:17,629 Well, what do you think? 74 00:03:17,631 --> 00:03:19,130 Congratulations, Borax. 75 00:03:19,132 --> 00:03:21,766 You've discovered a cure for insomnia. 76 00:03:21,768 --> 00:03:24,603 That's the most boring cartoon I've ever seen. 77 00:03:24,605 --> 00:03:26,238 Do you realize we have to show 78 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:28,407 this cartoon to the front office tomorrow? 79 00:03:28,409 --> 00:03:30,342 It's not that bad. 80 00:03:30,344 --> 00:03:32,211 No, it's worse. Fix it! 81 00:03:32,213 --> 00:03:33,845 Add more characters. Poop it up. 82 00:03:33,847 --> 00:03:35,581 Stay up all night if you have to. 83 00:03:35,583 --> 00:03:37,982 I want funny. 84 00:03:37,984 --> 00:03:40,519 If you need me, I'll be at The Smoke House. 85 00:03:40,521 --> 00:03:43,154 I worked all night on that cartoon. 86 00:03:43,156 --> 00:03:45,290 I was exhausted, and then-- 87 00:03:45,292 --> 00:03:49,261 And then, I remember, it was exactly 2:43 a.m. 88 00:03:49,263 --> 00:03:51,330 on the morning of February 30th. 89 00:03:51,332 --> 00:03:54,199 I-- I started drawing these weird characters. 90 00:03:54,201 --> 00:03:55,667 [CACKLING] 91 00:04:02,343 --> 00:04:03,808 [SCREAMS] 92 00:04:03,810 --> 00:04:04,809 [CRASHES] 93 00:04:06,547 --> 00:04:09,281 The next day, we were supposed to show the cartoon 94 00:04:09,283 --> 00:04:10,882 to the studio brass... 95 00:04:10,884 --> 00:04:13,818 but I couldn't find Lon around anywhere. 96 00:04:13,820 --> 00:04:17,456 Later, I found out he went all funny in the head... 97 00:04:17,458 --> 00:04:19,291 but I hear he's getting better. 98 00:04:19,293 --> 00:04:22,261 We're having soup today! 99 00:04:23,464 --> 00:04:25,731 Anyway, I grabbed the finished cartoon 100 00:04:25,733 --> 00:04:27,633 and showed it to the big guy. 101 00:04:27,635 --> 00:04:29,768 [♪♪♪] 102 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:31,903 ♪ I'm a-frolicking In the outback ♪ 103 00:04:31,905 --> 00:04:33,905 ♪ Just as chipper as I can be ♪ 104 00:04:33,907 --> 00:04:36,040 ♪ Got no cares And got no worries ♪ 105 00:04:36,042 --> 00:04:37,909 ALL: Shh. 106 00:04:37,911 --> 00:04:40,579 ALL: ♪ We've smashed Outback Buddy ♪ 107 00:04:40,581 --> 00:04:43,415 PLOTZ: Well, it was unusual. 108 00:04:43,417 --> 00:04:45,751 It wasn't the typical Buddy cartoon. 109 00:04:45,753 --> 00:04:47,619 Frankly, it was weird. 110 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:49,821 But I told Weed Memlo to put the Warners 111 00:04:49,823 --> 00:04:51,556 in another Buddy cartoon. 112 00:04:51,558 --> 00:04:53,992 [♪♪♪] 113 00:04:53,994 --> 00:04:55,494 [WHISTLING THEME SONG] 114 00:05:00,701 --> 00:05:03,502 ALL: ♪ We've smashed Postman Buddy ♪ 115 00:05:03,504 --> 00:05:06,271 Working with the Warners was a true joy. 116 00:05:06,273 --> 00:05:07,572 I loved it. 117 00:05:07,574 --> 00:05:08,573 [GIGGLES] 118 00:05:09,843 --> 00:05:12,944 We made a series of Buddy/Warner cartoons. 119 00:05:12,946 --> 00:05:14,946 There was "Gardening Buddy." 120 00:05:14,948 --> 00:05:16,448 [♪♪♪] 121 00:05:16,450 --> 00:05:17,449 [SNIFFS] 122 00:05:18,686 --> 00:05:19,685 "Baker Buddy. 123 00:05:19,687 --> 00:05:22,621 [♪♪♪] 124 00:05:22,623 --> 00:05:24,189 And, of course, "Bus Driver Buddy." 125 00:05:25,459 --> 00:05:29,260 Oh. Those were the happiest days of my life. 126 00:05:29,262 --> 00:05:31,196 [GIGGLES] 127 00:05:31,198 --> 00:05:33,565 I didn't think we needed Buddy anymore. 128 00:05:33,567 --> 00:05:35,567 It was hard, but I had to fire him. 129 00:05:35,569 --> 00:05:37,101 The Warners fought for him though. 130 00:05:37,103 --> 00:05:39,471 They liked hitting him with their mallets. 131 00:05:39,473 --> 00:05:41,540 But still, it was time for him to go. 132 00:05:41,542 --> 00:05:44,042 I'm now a nut farmer in Ojai. 133 00:05:44,044 --> 00:05:45,544 I'm very happy. 134 00:05:45,546 --> 00:05:47,713 [GIGGLES] 135 00:05:47,715 --> 00:05:49,748 I decided to give the Warners 136 00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:52,351 their very own series of cartoons. 137 00:05:52,353 --> 00:05:55,721 That was the biggest mistake of my life. 138 00:05:55,723 --> 00:05:57,188 Hey, I wanna tell you... 139 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:58,790 Listen, we'll find out what happened 140 00:05:58,792 --> 00:06:00,959 to those crazy kids right after this break. 141 00:06:00,961 --> 00:06:01,960 Don't go away, huh? 142 00:06:01,962 --> 00:06:02,961 [APPLAUSE] 143 00:06:02,963 --> 00:06:04,496 ANNOUNCER: Stay tuned. 144 00:06:04,498 --> 00:06:06,765 We'll be back with more of the Warner brothers 145 00:06:06,767 --> 00:06:12,437 and their sister Dot's 65th Anniversary Special. 146 00:06:12,439 --> 00:06:14,573 Too bad the Warners won't be around 147 00:06:14,575 --> 00:06:17,542 to enjoy a 66th anniversary. 148 00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:19,143 Not after I'm through with them. 149 00:06:19,145 --> 00:06:22,381 Not after...tonight. 150 00:06:24,385 --> 00:06:26,385 [♪♪♪] 151 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:31,089 [♪♪♪] 152 00:06:31,091 --> 00:06:33,825 ANNOUNCER: This portion of The Warners' 65th Anniversary 153 00:06:33,827 --> 00:06:37,195 is brought to you by Smellogg's Branimaniacs. 154 00:06:37,197 --> 00:06:39,364 For that get-up-and-go feeling. 155 00:06:39,366 --> 00:06:41,833 Slappy eats 'em. Shouldn't you too? 156 00:06:44,538 --> 00:06:46,137 [APPLAUSE] 157 00:06:46,139 --> 00:06:49,975 And now, back to The Warners' 65th Anniversary Special. 158 00:06:49,977 --> 00:06:51,877 And so the Warners were scheduled 159 00:06:51,879 --> 00:06:53,879 to appear in their very own cartoon. 160 00:06:53,881 --> 00:06:54,880 [♪♪♪] 161 00:06:54,882 --> 00:06:56,114 I told the kids, 162 00:06:56,116 --> 00:06:58,449 "Look, if they want you to make more cartoons, 163 00:06:58,451 --> 00:07:01,152 do yourself a favor, get an agent." 164 00:07:01,154 --> 00:07:03,388 The agent these kids got for themselves 165 00:07:03,390 --> 00:07:04,556 was tough. 166 00:07:04,558 --> 00:07:05,724 A real grinder. 167 00:07:05,726 --> 00:07:08,960 Guy by the name of, eh-- Eh...LaBoo. 168 00:07:08,962 --> 00:07:10,662 Uh-- Uh, Swifty LaBoo. 169 00:07:10,664 --> 00:07:12,631 Oh, shrewd negotiator. 170 00:07:14,467 --> 00:07:15,967 [CLUCKING] 171 00:07:17,237 --> 00:07:19,671 He wasn't an agent. He was a chicken. 172 00:07:19,673 --> 00:07:21,773 I said, Plotz, what's the matter with you? 173 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:23,742 You're negotiating with a chicken. 174 00:07:23,744 --> 00:07:25,410 He was not a chicken. 175 00:07:25,412 --> 00:07:27,612 Feinman doesn't know what he's talking about. 176 00:07:27,614 --> 00:07:30,582 A-anyway, we signed the contracts. 177 00:07:30,584 --> 00:07:33,084 When I heard they signed a four-cartoon deal, 178 00:07:33,086 --> 00:07:34,686 I was so happy for them. 179 00:07:34,688 --> 00:07:36,855 [GIGGLES] 180 00:07:36,857 --> 00:07:38,289 Their first cartoon 181 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:40,525 was the most bizarre thing I'd ever seen. 182 00:07:40,527 --> 00:07:42,493 If I remember it correctly, eh, 183 00:07:42,495 --> 00:07:44,829 they had flypaper stuck on their fannies. 184 00:07:45,866 --> 00:07:47,866 [ALL GRUNTING] 185 00:07:47,868 --> 00:07:49,868 [♪♪♪] 186 00:07:56,342 --> 00:07:57,842 [GRUNTING] 187 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:07,819 [GRUNTING] 188 00:08:08,755 --> 00:08:09,754 [TEARING NOISE] 189 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:14,793 [GASPS] 190 00:08:14,795 --> 00:08:15,794 [GASPS] 191 00:08:27,207 --> 00:08:29,040 It was an okay cartoon for a short, 192 00:08:29,042 --> 00:08:31,242 but this thing went on for eight hours. 193 00:08:31,244 --> 00:08:33,177 Eight hours. 194 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:35,413 That cartoon was brilliant. 195 00:08:35,415 --> 00:08:39,350 It had an irreverent sagacity and a lugubrious effervescence. 196 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:41,419 It was genius in its subtlety of-- 197 00:08:44,825 --> 00:08:46,625 [HIGH VOICE] Never mind. 198 00:08:46,627 --> 00:08:49,327 It was the stupidest thing I had ever seen. 199 00:08:49,329 --> 00:08:51,696 They were like some kind of freaks. 200 00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:55,533 You try directing those kids. They drove me crazy. 201 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:58,169 Wakko kept eating up the scenery. He'd eat it. 202 00:08:58,171 --> 00:09:00,705 Do you know how expensive backgrounds are? 203 00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:04,009 Ooh. Weed was always screaming and yelling at them. 204 00:09:04,011 --> 00:09:05,543 In fact, in their second cartoon, 205 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:07,478 if you listen very carefully, 206 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:09,547 you can hear Weed screaming at Wakko. 207 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:11,549 [♪♪♪] 208 00:09:14,755 --> 00:09:16,755 WEED: No, no. Use the spoon. 209 00:09:16,757 --> 00:09:18,256 Use the spoon! 210 00:09:19,826 --> 00:09:22,961 No. Spit out the spoon. Spit out the spoon. 211 00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:29,100 Don't just look at me! Do something! 212 00:09:30,704 --> 00:09:33,437 Noo! Spit out the bowl! 213 00:09:33,439 --> 00:09:34,605 Spit it out! 214 00:09:34,607 --> 00:09:37,241 Weed Memlo couldn't handle the Warners. 215 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:39,610 He could do a Buddy cartoon, sure. 216 00:09:39,612 --> 00:09:41,112 But when it came to the Warners, 217 00:09:41,114 --> 00:09:43,848 he had no idea what he was doing. 218 00:09:43,850 --> 00:09:45,817 It's not that we didn't get along... 219 00:09:45,819 --> 00:09:47,451 How can I put this? 220 00:09:47,453 --> 00:09:48,853 I hate them. 221 00:09:48,855 --> 00:09:51,990 So I had to take Weed off the Warner cartoons. 222 00:09:51,992 --> 00:09:55,093 But he went on to direct hygiene films for the Navy. 223 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:57,128 I won an award for How to Shampoo, 224 00:09:57,130 --> 00:09:59,197 and the sequel, How to Rinse. 225 00:09:59,199 --> 00:10:01,199 No director would get near the Warners. 226 00:10:01,902 --> 00:10:03,568 [CHEWS NOISILY] 227 00:10:03,570 --> 00:10:05,503 This cereal is so delicious. 228 00:10:06,707 --> 00:10:08,439 But they still had one more cartoon 229 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:09,440 under their contract. 230 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:10,474 That's when Plotz made 231 00:10:10,476 --> 00:10:12,310 the stupidest decision of his life. 232 00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:13,477 He let Wakko direct. 233 00:10:13,479 --> 00:10:15,046 What a yutz. 234 00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:17,215 Wakko worked day and night 235 00:10:17,217 --> 00:10:20,518 on the script with Joseph Mankiewicz. 236 00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:22,120 [CHEWS NOISILY] 237 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:24,089 Mm. Yummy cereal. 238 00:10:26,226 --> 00:10:29,627 Finally, the cartoon was completed. 239 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,629 [♪♪♪] 240 00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:36,367 [ALL HUMMING "YANKEE DOODLE"] 241 00:10:36,369 --> 00:10:37,869 [ARMPIT NOISES TO MUSIC] 242 00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:47,612 Plotz was furious about that cartoon. 243 00:10:47,614 --> 00:10:50,281 The moment he saw it, he canceled their contract. 244 00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:51,983 Their agent was livid. 245 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:54,652 You could hear them arguing all over the studio. 246 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:57,255 PLOTZ: That's it. The Warners are through. 247 00:10:57,257 --> 00:10:58,757 [LABOO CLUCKING ANGRILY] 248 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:01,993 [CLUCKING] 249 00:11:04,798 --> 00:11:07,132 Don't you take that tone with me, LaBoo. 250 00:11:07,134 --> 00:11:08,399 The Warners are finished. 251 00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:09,968 They'll never make another cartoon 252 00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:12,270 at this studio as long as I live. 253 00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:14,505 What do you think about that? 254 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,507 [CLUCKING] 255 00:11:17,710 --> 00:11:19,210 [SCREAMS] 256 00:11:23,049 --> 00:11:25,049 [♪♪♪] 257 00:11:25,051 --> 00:11:26,550 [CLUCKS SOFTLY] 258 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,990 I was so sad when I heard the Warners 259 00:11:31,992 --> 00:11:34,259 weren't gonna make any more cartoons. 260 00:11:34,261 --> 00:11:35,660 I was such a fan. 261 00:11:35,662 --> 00:11:36,661 Really. 262 00:11:36,663 --> 00:11:38,362 [GIGGLES] 263 00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:40,464 With no cartoons to make, 264 00:11:40,466 --> 00:11:44,269 the Warners were free run around the lot as they pleased. 265 00:11:44,271 --> 00:11:46,671 And did they run around. 266 00:11:46,673 --> 00:11:48,206 [♪♪♪] 267 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:49,707 [ALL SCREAMING] 268 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:54,345 Wait. I didn't say, Simon says. 269 00:11:54,347 --> 00:11:57,548 Back then, if you were a chorus girl, watch out. 270 00:11:57,550 --> 00:12:00,718 Yakko and Wakko would always pop out of something, 271 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,287 give you a big kiss and say, uh-- 272 00:12:02,289 --> 00:12:04,322 What was that phrase? 273 00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:07,959 "Hello, endocrinologist." 274 00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:09,861 No, that wasn't it. 275 00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:12,197 It was, uh, "Hello..." 276 00:12:12,199 --> 00:12:13,664 "Hello, nana." 277 00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:15,633 Not nana. Never nana. 278 00:12:15,635 --> 00:12:17,135 It was, uh... It was-- 279 00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:18,269 It was-- 280 00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:20,638 BOTH: Hello, nurse. 281 00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:23,541 [BOTH KISS] 282 00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:24,976 BOTH: Wanna go steady? 283 00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:26,044 [SCREAMS] 284 00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:28,379 Dot was just as bad. 285 00:12:28,381 --> 00:12:29,380 DIRECTOR: Action. 286 00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:32,083 [♪♪♪] 287 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,418 You can still surrender, pilgrim. 288 00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:36,921 Yep. Draw, sheriff. 289 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:40,024 All right. But I warned you. 290 00:12:40,026 --> 00:12:41,025 Bang. 291 00:12:41,027 --> 00:12:42,227 Huh? 292 00:12:42,229 --> 00:12:43,862 Mwah. 293 00:12:43,864 --> 00:12:45,129 Say you'll never leave me. 294 00:12:45,131 --> 00:12:46,898 Say we'll always be together. 295 00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:47,932 [SCREAMS] 296 00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:50,434 "Hello, fudgy." 297 00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:52,003 Not fudgy. 298 00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:54,538 It was, "Hello, Nanki-poo." 299 00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:55,706 No. 300 00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:58,576 Everywhere you went, there they were. 301 00:12:58,578 --> 00:13:00,278 Popping out all over the place. 302 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,847 Especially at the commissary. 303 00:13:02,849 --> 00:13:04,615 Can we eats with you? 304 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,117 [ALL SCREAMING] 305 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,618 [♪♪♪] 306 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,020 [ALL CHEWING NOISILY] 307 00:13:12,158 --> 00:13:13,191 [GULPS] 308 00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:14,893 Eh, p-- Eh, p-- Pretty soon, 309 00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:16,460 it got so bad, people were afr-- 310 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:18,930 Eh, afr-- Eh, scared to walk around the lot. 311 00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:21,532 They put bean dip in my saddle. 312 00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:22,700 But they came up behind me 313 00:13:22,702 --> 00:13:24,102 and tried to straighten my t-t-- 314 00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:25,536 Eh, t-t-- Eh, tail. 315 00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:27,671 Gall-darn varmints used to call me, 316 00:13:27,673 --> 00:13:30,641 "itty-bitty baby man." 317 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,777 [PROUDLY] Was that nice. 318 00:13:32,779 --> 00:13:34,645 For so-- I say, for some reason, 319 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:37,648 they had a particular affinity for Jimmy Cagney. 320 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:40,118 Called him, their special friend. 321 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:42,353 They drove the poor guy crazy. 322 00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:43,988 Eh, loony, that is. 323 00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:45,489 [PANTING] 324 00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:47,792 [SOBBING] 325 00:13:52,865 --> 00:13:53,864 Shh. 326 00:13:53,866 --> 00:13:55,366 [ALL GIGGLING] 327 00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:58,036 [ALL LAUGHING] 328 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:02,740 The Warners had single-handedly brought 329 00:14:02,742 --> 00:14:04,442 this studio to a screeching halt. 330 00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:05,843 Something had to be done. 331 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:06,978 So we captured them 332 00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:08,779 and locked them in the water tower. 333 00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:10,514 And the best part of it was 334 00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:13,117 we had it Perma-Sealed so they could never escape. 335 00:14:13,119 --> 00:14:14,585 [CHUCKLES] 336 00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:16,187 They'd spend the rest of their lives 337 00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:17,688 in there alone. 338 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:20,191 [♪♪♪] 339 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:21,259 [APPLAUSE] 340 00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:24,128 Yeah, that was back in 1934. 341 00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:26,464 Hey, when we come back, we'll find out how the Warners 342 00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:28,399 spent the next 60 years. 343 00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:29,700 Hey, I got socks that old. 344 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,069 Don't go away. 345 00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:33,704 The Warner brothers and their sister Dot's 346 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,173 65th Anniversary Special 347 00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:37,475 will continue, right after this. 348 00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:41,179 [♪♪♪] 349 00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:42,380 Happy anniversary, 350 00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:44,449 you cuddly, puppy-wuppy kids. 351 00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:46,650 I wanna love you and squeeze you 352 00:14:46,652 --> 00:14:48,786 and bathe you and diaper you. 353 00:14:48,788 --> 00:14:51,755 And eat your cute little heads. 354 00:14:51,757 --> 00:14:52,756 And fade to black. 355 00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:56,760 [♪♪♪] 356 00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:12,310 [TICKING] 357 00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:17,081 When the Warners step up to the podium tonight, 358 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:20,551 it'll be the last thing they ever do. 359 00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:22,053 [CACKLING] 360 00:15:29,395 --> 00:15:32,697 Happy anniversary, Warners. 361 00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:35,099 Why, Skippy, what are you doing? 362 00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:36,834 Oh, hello, Aunt Slappy. 363 00:15:36,836 --> 00:15:39,170 I was just congratulating the Warners 364 00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:41,072 and having some Branimaniacs, 365 00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:43,140 part of this complete breakfast. 366 00:15:43,142 --> 00:15:44,474 Oh, boy. 367 00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:50,681 [♪♪♪] 368 00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:51,682 [APPLAUSE] 369 00:15:52,551 --> 00:15:54,785 And so in 1934, 370 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:57,654 the Warners were locked away in the water tower... 371 00:15:57,656 --> 00:15:59,489 never to be heard from again. 372 00:15:59,491 --> 00:16:00,858 Or so we thought. 373 00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:02,860 Well, once every few years, 374 00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:05,696 the water tower had to be fumigated for termites. 375 00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:08,232 So we had to let the Warners out for a day. 376 00:16:08,234 --> 00:16:11,135 They'd dash off the lot and go who knows where. 377 00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:12,903 It was 1945. 378 00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:15,339 I was with the American delegation at Yalta, 379 00:16:15,341 --> 00:16:18,575 where President Roosevelt, Winston Churchill and Stalin 380 00:16:18,577 --> 00:16:21,212 met to decide the fate of postwar Europe. 381 00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:22,713 Can I have Romania? 382 00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:23,714 Sure. 383 00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:24,715 Okay. 384 00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:28,085 Can we jump on your belly? 385 00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:30,755 Okay. 386 00:16:30,757 --> 00:16:32,890 ALL: Boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy. 387 00:16:32,892 --> 00:16:34,225 Boingy, boingy-- 388 00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:37,194 Then Stalin wanted to jump on Churchill's belly. 389 00:16:37,196 --> 00:16:39,864 Boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy. 390 00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:42,566 It was our third show of 1968. 391 00:16:42,568 --> 00:16:44,568 Anyway, the next act was supposed to be 392 00:16:44,570 --> 00:16:45,970 a dancing bears act. 393 00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:47,738 So Ed introduced it. 394 00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:50,040 And now, next on our stage, 395 00:16:50,042 --> 00:16:53,610 the very famous and talented Joe Marzipan 396 00:16:53,612 --> 00:16:55,880 and his family of dancing bears. 397 00:16:55,882 --> 00:16:57,882 [♪♪♪] 398 00:16:57,884 --> 00:17:00,151 [APPLAUSE] 399 00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:01,685 [SOFT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 400 00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:04,554 ♪ Be cool And smell a flower ♪ 401 00:17:04,556 --> 00:17:07,291 ♪ Make love Not war and shower ♪ 402 00:17:07,293 --> 00:17:10,527 ♪ Kiss the world And be groovy ♪ 403 00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:13,597 ♪ Go ahead and make a gookie ♪ 404 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,333 BOTH: ♪ Ba-ra, ba-ra, ba-ra ♪ 405 00:17:16,335 --> 00:17:18,102 ♪ Make a gookie ♪ 406 00:17:18,104 --> 00:17:19,536 ♪ Ba-ra, ba-ra, ba-ra ♪ 407 00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:22,206 ♪ Make a gookie ♪ 408 00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:26,510 It was 1977 at the Disco Championships in New York. 409 00:17:26,512 --> 00:17:28,813 First prize was an eight-track tape player, 410 00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:31,748 a mood ring and a copy of "Muskrat Love." 411 00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:34,051 I thought I had it all locked up. 412 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,086 Then these kids showed up. 413 00:17:36,088 --> 00:17:37,387 [AUDIENCE CHEERS] 414 00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:39,790 ALL: ♪ Ow, ow, ow, ow Hurting our feet ♪ 415 00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:41,025 ♪ Hurting our feet ♪ 416 00:17:41,027 --> 00:17:43,060 ♪ Ow, ow, ow, ow Hurting our feet ♪ 417 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,261 ♪ It should be clear ♪ 418 00:17:44,263 --> 00:17:45,863 ♪ From the types of clothes We choose ♪ 419 00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:47,431 ♪ We're disco kids With disco shoes ♪ 420 00:17:47,433 --> 00:17:49,066 ♪ They may be cool They may look neat ♪ 421 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,734 ♪ But wearing them Sure hurts our feet ♪ 422 00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:54,471 ♪ Ow, ow, ow, ow Hurting our feet ♪ 423 00:17:54,473 --> 00:17:56,340 LOU: Were those kids good. 424 00:17:56,342 --> 00:17:58,375 We was all there at the Berlin Wall, 425 00:17:58,377 --> 00:17:59,910 ready to tear it down. 426 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:02,479 But we had no hammers or anything like this. 427 00:18:02,481 --> 00:18:04,381 [SNAPS] And then those kids showed up. 428 00:18:04,383 --> 00:18:06,717 ALL: Wall, wall, wall. 429 00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:07,784 Wall, wall-- 430 00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:10,120 Need a little help? 431 00:18:10,122 --> 00:18:11,155 Yeah, yeah. 432 00:18:11,157 --> 00:18:13,157 [♪♪♪] 433 00:18:14,693 --> 00:18:16,426 ALL: Wall, wall, wall. 434 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:22,900 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 435 00:18:26,172 --> 00:18:27,504 HUNDHOSEN: It was perfect, 436 00:18:27,506 --> 00:18:29,206 except for the fact that they charged us 437 00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:30,407 for the mallets. 438 00:18:30,409 --> 00:18:32,243 Said they needed money for the candy. 439 00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:33,744 [GRUNTING] 440 00:18:34,747 --> 00:18:36,847 Hey, how about those kids, huh? 441 00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:38,249 Aren't they wonderful? 442 00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:40,217 Boy, I tell you, they've been around the world 443 00:18:40,219 --> 00:18:42,052 more times than Jules Verne. 444 00:18:42,054 --> 00:18:43,553 [AUDIENCE LAUGHS] 445 00:18:45,224 --> 00:18:47,491 Hey, isn't that funny, huh? 446 00:18:47,493 --> 00:18:49,226 But each time they escaped, 447 00:18:49,228 --> 00:18:50,694 they've always been captured, 448 00:18:50,696 --> 00:18:52,363 locked back in the water tower, 449 00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:54,231 where they still live to this day. 450 00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:56,300 But tonight, the kids have been 451 00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:57,834 permitted out to join us here. 452 00:18:57,836 --> 00:18:58,835 [BOMB TICKING] 453 00:18:58,837 --> 00:19:00,604 And now, to say a few words 454 00:19:00,606 --> 00:19:01,738 right here-- 455 00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:03,840 Cue card guy's moving on me. 456 00:19:03,842 --> 00:19:04,975 Here they are, 457 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:08,012 the Warner brothers, and their sister Dottie. 458 00:19:08,014 --> 00:19:09,679 [SNORING] [AUDIENCE APPLAUDS] 459 00:19:09,681 --> 00:19:12,349 [♪♪♪] 460 00:19:12,351 --> 00:19:13,517 Wake up. 461 00:19:13,519 --> 00:19:14,785 Is it over? 462 00:19:14,787 --> 00:19:17,154 You have to go make your speech. Go, go. 463 00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:23,794 Very soon now, the Warners will be gone. 464 00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:25,296 [CACKLES] 465 00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:31,368 ALL: Mwah! 466 00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:33,304 Maybe you should retire. 467 00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:38,342 Thank you, everyone. 468 00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:39,643 We'll never forget tonight, 469 00:19:39,645 --> 00:19:41,378 no matter how hard we try. 470 00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:43,047 My siblings and I owe a great deal 471 00:19:43,049 --> 00:19:44,415 of debt to many people, 472 00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:46,817 most of whom would like to remain anonymous. [TICKING] 473 00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:48,285 Very special people 474 00:19:48,287 --> 00:19:49,786 like Weed Memlo... 475 00:19:49,788 --> 00:19:53,023 At last. Sweet revenge. 476 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:56,460 [NORMAL VOICE] You destroyed my career, Warners. 477 00:19:56,462 --> 00:19:58,628 Now, I'm going to destroy you. 478 00:19:58,630 --> 00:20:00,130 [CACKLING] 479 00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:05,469 ...and our psychiatrist, Dr. Scratchansniff. 480 00:20:05,471 --> 00:20:08,339 But there's one person to whom we owe the most. 481 00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:09,974 He gave us our start. 482 00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:12,276 That person is... Buddy. 483 00:20:12,278 --> 00:20:14,979 Me? 484 00:20:14,981 --> 00:20:17,581 We just wish Buddy were here to share this honor with us. 485 00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:19,549 But I am here. I am here. 486 00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:23,220 [AUDIENCE GASPS] Wait, wait. I really am here. 487 00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:24,721 ALL: Buddy. 488 00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:26,357 [FLASHBULBS POPPING] 489 00:20:28,127 --> 00:20:29,126 Come on, Buddy. 490 00:20:29,128 --> 00:20:30,727 Say a few words. 491 00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:31,862 Oh... 492 00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:33,630 I'm so very pleased to be 493 00:20:33,632 --> 00:20:35,799 standing up here. You know... 494 00:20:35,801 --> 00:20:36,933 [BOMB RINGS] 495 00:20:44,776 --> 00:20:46,676 Ow. [APPLAUSE] 496 00:20:46,678 --> 00:20:48,012 Wasn't that great, folks? 497 00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:49,713 Let's hear it for Buddy. 498 00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:56,253 [♪♪♪] 499 00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:57,754 [APPLAUSE, CHEERING] 500 00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:02,026 You haven't lost it, Buddy. 501 00:21:02,028 --> 00:21:03,593 They loved it. 502 00:21:03,595 --> 00:21:04,594 Thanks. 503 00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:08,432 Well, what more can we say, but... 504 00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:10,100 good night, everybody. 505 00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:11,468 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] 506 00:21:12,738 --> 00:21:15,572 ♪ Silly, bizarre Loony, mad and kooky ♪ 507 00:21:15,574 --> 00:21:18,308 ♪ Crazy, wigged-out Giddy, bad and goofy ♪ 508 00:21:18,310 --> 00:21:21,811 ♪ Yakko, Wakko and Dot ♪ 509 00:21:21,813 --> 00:21:24,281 ♪ They're hip They're cool ♪ 510 00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:27,217 ♪ They're hot They're Warners ♪ 511 00:21:27,219 --> 00:21:31,321 ♪ Fabulous Warners Wonderful Warners ♪ 512 00:21:31,323 --> 00:21:33,190 ♪ Look out The Warners are back ♪ 513 00:21:37,696 --> 00:21:39,796 We've been wanting to do that all night. 514 00:21:43,369 --> 00:21:45,069 [♪♪♪] 515 00:22:08,094 --> 00:22:10,127 ALL: Goodbye, nurse.