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ALL:
♪ It's time for Animaniacs ♪
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♪ And we're zany to the max ♪
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♪ So just sit back and relax ♪
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♪ You'll laugh
Till you collapse ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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BOTH:
♪ Come join
The Warner brothers ♪
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♪ And the Warner sister, Dot ♪
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ALL:
♪ Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot ♪
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♪ They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught ♪
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♪ But we break loose
And then vamoose ♪
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♪ And now you know the plot ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Dot is cute and Yakko yaks ♪
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♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪
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♪ While Bill Clinton
Plays the sax ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Meet Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ Who want to rule
The universe ♪
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♪ Goodfeathers flock together ♪
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♪ Slappy whacks 'em
With her purse ♪
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♪ Buttons chases Mindy ♪
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♪ While Rita sings a verse ♪
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♪ The writers flipped
We have no script ♪
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♪ Why bother to rehearse? ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ We have pay-or-play
Contracts ♪
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♪ We're zany to the max ♪
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♪ There's bologna
In our slacks ♪
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♪ We're Animan-y ♪
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♪ Totally insane-y ♪
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♪ Cockamamie ♪
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♪ Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Those are the facts ♪
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[♪♪♪]
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NARRATOR:
The world at war.
The year, 1942.
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And as brave American
and Allied soldiers
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continue their relentless march
towards victory
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in Europe and the Pacific,
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a different type of soldier
maintains the home front,
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working in factories,
rationing important resources
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and going that extra mile
for Uncle Sam.
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Stars of radio
and the silver screen
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pitched in
by appearing in short,
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patriotic training films.
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Stars like Ronald Reagan,
Jimmy Stewart,
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and, yes, even the Warner
brothers and their sister, Dot.
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And now, for the first time
since its 1942 debut
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we present:
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[♪♪♪]
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Here we have a typical
American home,
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manned by Yakko,
Wakko and Dot,
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three typical Americans.
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[ALL GIBBER]
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Oh, maybe not so typical.
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With a wartime shortage
of fresh produce,
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many Americans are growing
backyard Victory Gardens.
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Hold it!
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You poured all
that precious water
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into the ground?
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[♪♪♪]
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Well, that's more like it.
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What do you call
your invention?
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Oh, this is
a Rube Goldberg device.
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[PANTING]
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And who's that?
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Oh, he's Rube Goldberg.
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Here at the recycling center
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we find a group
of generous citizens,
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who've each brought something
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to contribute to the wartime
need for scrap metal.
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Why, look, our patriotic three
have gone the extra mile.
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Tell us, where did you find
so much scrap metal?
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Oh, it was just lying around
in the background.
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[♪♪♪]
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Taxi.
Taxi.
Taxi.
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Taxi.
Taxi.
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Hold it. Every ounce
of gasoline needs to be saved.
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Find some other way
to get where you're headed.
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[BELL RINGS]
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Aah!
Wah!
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Aah!
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Now, that's saving gas
for Uncle Sam.
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[HORN HONKS]
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Aah!
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[BARKING]
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Say, what about the tire drive?
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The rubber in tires
can be recycled
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to make many other
needed things.
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Wakko Warner
uses canine instincts
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to guide his tireless quest
for rubber.
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I'm very tired.
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Think you've done all you can
for the war effort?
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Uncle Sam still needs scrap
nylon to make mosquito nets,
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binocular lenses
and toothbrush bristles.
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Where do we get nylon?
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We know.
We know.
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[WOMEN CHATTERING]
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[♪♪♪]
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Uncle Sam
is grateful, girls.
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And so are we.
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Boys.
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[TIRES SQUEALING]
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But what's this?
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J. Edgar Hoover
has come to accept
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the Warners' scrap nylon
collection
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on behalf of the U.S.
government.
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And G-man number one
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gives them a little something
in return.
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[♪♪♪]
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Hey, lookit,
our medal says, "Courage."
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Ain't it the truth,
ain't it the truth.
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What about the USO?
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That wonderful place
where top Hollywood talent goes
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to entertain our boys on leave?
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[BAND PLAYING JAZZ]
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ALL:
♪ Over hill, over dale ♪
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♪ Through the sleet
And slush and hail ♪
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♪ On the home front
We're marching along ♪
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♪ Give me junk ♪
♪ Give me scrap ♪
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ALL:
♪ Or we'll sit
Right in your lap ♪
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♪ On the home front
We're marching along ♪
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♪ For it's stuff we need
In this fight for victory ♪
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♪ Uncle Sam sure needs it
Are we wrong? ♪
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CROWD:
No, sir!
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ALL:
♪ With your help we'll see ♪
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♪ A stunning victory ♪
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♪ From the home front
We're marching along ♪
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[ALL CHEERING]
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[TAP DANCING]
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Hey, can't these guys
play fast?
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Aah!
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[BOTH YELP]
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Aaah!
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[TAP DANCING]
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Aah!
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[YELLING]
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[♪♪♪]
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[GLASS SHATTERING]
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Mwah.
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[SCREAMING]
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Well, that was certainly
one huge jitterbug.
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No, this is.
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[♪♪♪]
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[BUZZING]
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[ALL SCREAM]
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Come on,
we're on duty.
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Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
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I love being
air-raid wardens.
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Turn off those lights!
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[♪♪♪]
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[GRUNTS]
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[CHEWING]
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DOT:
This time Wakko's
definitely gone too far.
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Well, buy bonds,
everybody.
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[♪♪♪]
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WARNERS:
♪ Like Abbott and Costello ♪
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♪ Like Sonny and Cher ♪
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♪ Like Martin and Lewis
They're a perfect pair ♪
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♪ Like Laurel and Hardy
Like Fontanne and Lunt ♪
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♪ They're perfectly mismatched
They're Rita and Runt ♪
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[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]
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[WHISTLE BLOWS]
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[BUZZING]
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There goes the train.
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Wake up, Rita.
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[RITA YAWNS]
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Are we in Chicago?
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No, it's-- It's Nebraska,
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definitely Nebraska.
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Or Kansas, definitely Ohio.
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You blew it, Runt.
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You're just cranky
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'cause I woke you up
from your nap.
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I am not cranky.
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You'll definitely
like Nebraska, Rita.
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We'll live on a farm.
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Farm folk are friendly,
definitely friendly.
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What's so great
about Chicago, anyway?
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Are you serious?
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♪ The Sears Tower
The North Lake Shore ♪
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♪ The Loop downtown
Meatpackers galore ♪
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♪ The Magnificent Mile
And the elevated train ♪
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♪ Deep-dish pizza
And the stock exchange ♪
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♪ But it ain't got
What we got ♪
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♪ Corn ♪
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♪ Michigan Avenue
Frank Lloyd Wright ♪
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♪ Wrigley Field
And dancing all night ♪
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♪ Oprah Winfrey
Lake Michigan ♪
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♪ Muddy Waters blues
And Michael Jordan ♪
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♪ But it ain't got
What we got ♪
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♪ Corn ♪
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♪ Just to be fair
I wanna ask ya ♪
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♪ What's so great
About Nebraska? ♪
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♪ It's the corn ♪
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Definitely the corn.
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[FLY BUZZING]
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I gotta get the fly.
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Whoa!
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Hey, watch it.
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Now I'm cranky.
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[GROWLING]
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The friendly farm folk
Runt was yapping about.
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[♪♪♪]
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[BARKING]
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Oh, hello,
friendly farm dog.
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How you doing, buddy pal?
Say, mind if sniff you?
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Uh, no, thanks, that's okay.
No sniffing.
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Definitely no sniffing.
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No problem.
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[BARKING]
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What you got
up the tree, huh?
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A cat.
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Oh, a cat.
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A cat?
Where's a cat?
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I'll mash him,
I'll thrash him,
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I'll squash him,
I'll mush him.
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[BARKING]
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Where?
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Up the tree, you kook.
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Oh.
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Say, mind
if I sniff you now?
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No, no sniffing,
definitely no sniffing.
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No problem,
let's bark.
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Okay.
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[BOTH BARKING]
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[TREMBLING]
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Aah!
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Knock it off, Runt.
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That's not a cat,
that's a Rita.
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Rita's a dog.
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You better check
into a vet, buddy pal.
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[MAN WHISTLES]
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That's my master.
I gotta go.
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Say, you mind if--?
No.
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Rita, you need help?
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No, no, no, I'm happy
as a pig come to supper.
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Okay, Rita, have fun.
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I gotta get the fly.
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Wait, I can't get down.
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♪ I'm dizzy
In a tizzy ♪
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♪ I am acrophobic ♪
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♪ Muddled, befuddled ♪
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♪ I think I'm going to be sick ♪
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♪ In a spin, so unlucky ♪
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♪ I can't stand heights ♪
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♪ Somebody look at me ♪
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♪ I'm helpless
As a kitten up a tree ♪
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[BIRDS LAUGH]
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♪ Giddy, tiddly ♪
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♪ I'm hyperventilating ♪
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♪ Whirling, twirling ♪
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♪ This is humiliating ♪
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♪ Reeling 'round
I can't swallow ♪
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♪ My mouth is dry ♪
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Aagh!
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♪ I hate this vertigo ♪
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♪ Oh, how I wish
I was in Chicago ♪
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[BIRDS LAUGH]
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Well, as long as I'm up here,
let's do lunch.
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Ooh!
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Never mind.
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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ALL:
♪ Fraidy cat, fraidy cat ♪
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♪ Streak of jelly down
Your belly, cowardly cat ♪
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♪ How absurdie ♪
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♪ Too scared
To nab a birdie ♪
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♪ Fraidy cat
Fraidy cat ♪
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[ALL LAUGH]
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I'm not afraid.
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I'm just a little cranky.
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FEMALE CAT:
Shoo, go on, git!
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[CATERWAULS]
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Howdy!
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I'm Mabelloota
Maribella Missy McCoy.
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Shoot, call me Ma.
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Am I glad to see you, Ma.
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Can I hold on to your tail
on the way down?
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Down? I been stuck
up here since '72.
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Survived by chowing bark.
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Eew.
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Yep, might as well
resign yourself, pepper pot.
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Gonna spend the rest
of your life up here.
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[BARKING]
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It's not so bad, really.
Once you get used to it.
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[♪♪♪]
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♪ Why not live up a tree? ♪
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♪ To jump is too risky ♪
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♪ Won't even try ♪
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♪ Is this my destiny? ♪
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MA:
Yep, you're stuck up here
forever, honey.
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No way.
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What a pepper pot.
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[GASPS]
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[ROARING]
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[MA YELLING]
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Your little tune inspired me
to jump, pepper pot.
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Yee-haw!
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[♪♪♪]
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Come on, Runt,
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let's hit the road
for a safer place: Chicago.
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You know, I'm feeling lucky.
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I wonder if--
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What's with the cheeks, Runt?
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FEMALE VOICE:
Help me! Help me!
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[GASPS]
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Rita?
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[BUZZING]
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Rita sure could sure use a nap.
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She's definitely,
definitely a cranky dog.
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[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]
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Found it.
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Found it.
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Found what?
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The final component.
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The ultimate piece.
The last thingy.
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The last thingy for what?
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My invention.
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[♪♪♪]
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You are about to witness
the Wakkogulafiedtransgobulator!
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I made it myself.
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Didn't I see this in
a David Copperfield special?
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[♪♪♪]
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[ON TAPE]
Hello, this is Wakko Warner,
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and I'd like to order
a jumbo pizza with the works.
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[BOTH GASP]
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Pizza for Wakko?
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Aah!
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So far, so good.
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[♪♪♪]
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Aah! It's one
of those things.
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[GRUNTING]
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[BOTH YELL]
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Aah!
Ohh! Aah!
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Oh, another day,
another dollar.
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[TIRES SQUEALING]
[CRASH]
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I'm all right,
the air bag deployed.
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[♪♪♪]
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[BELLOWING]
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[COW BELLOWING]
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What the?
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Not yet, not yet.
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[WORKERS SCREAM]
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It's working. Stand back.
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Uh, Wakko, what does all
this do, exactly?
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You're about to see.
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[♪♪♪]
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This is it, this is it.
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[SPLUTTERS]
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[LAUGHS]
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It works, it works.
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You should see
how he brushes his teeth.
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ANNOUNCER:
It's time for another
"Good Idea, Bad Idea."
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Good idea:
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Visiting the circus.
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Bad idea:
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Having the circus visit you.
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[TRUMPETS]
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The end.
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[♪♪♪]
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[SNIFFS]
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There's that smell again.
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ALL:
Eew!