[♪♪♪]
[ALL SINGING IN FRENCH]
♪ Animaniacs ♪
[ALL SINGING IN FRENCH]
[♪♪♪]
Hi, everybody.
We're here in Germany today
to learn the "International Friendship Song."
And here to teach us is our good friend,
Professor Otto Von Schnitzel- pusskrankengescheitmeyer.
Danke schön, and welcome.
It's a wonderful day in the neighborhood, ja?
Now let's do the "International Friendship Song," ja?
ALL: Ja!
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♪ Ist das nicht ein Piece of chalk? ♪
♪ Ja, das ist ein Piece of chalk ♪
♪ Ist das nicht ein Key and lock? ♪
♪ Ja, das ist ein Key and lock ♪
♪ Piece of chalk Key and lock ♪
♪ Oh, du schön Oh, du schön ♪
♪ Oh, du schön Schnitzelbank ♪
Are we having fun yet?
♪ Ist das nicht ein Cuckoo clock? ♪
♪ Ja, das ist ein Cuckoo clock ♪
♪ Does it nicht Go tick tick tock? ♪
♪ Ja, it does go Tick tick tock ♪
♪ Cuckoo clock Tick tick tock ♪
♪ Piece of chalk Key and lock ♪
♪ Oh, du schön Oh, du schön ♪
♪ Oh, du schön Schnitzelbank ♪
You see, it's a very easy song. Would you like to try?
Oh, gee, professor, that'd be great.
What should I sing about?
Anything that you want.
The secret is to just have fun, okay?
Okay.
♪ Ist das nicht ein Piece of bread? ♪
♪ Ja, das ist ein Piece of bread ♪
♪ Does it fit in Wakko's head? ♪
♪ Ja, it fits in Wakko's head ♪
♪ Piece of bread Wakko's head ♪
♪ Oh, du schön Oh, du schön ♪
♪ Oh, du schön Schnitzelbank ♪
Here, let me try.
♪ Is he not a cute man this? ♪
BOTH: ♪ Ja, he is a cute man this ♪
♪ Is this not A great big kiss? ♪
♪ Ja, das ist ein Great big kiss ♪
♪ Cute man this Great big kiss ♪
♪ Piece of bread Wakko's head ♪
♪ Oh, du schön Oh, du schön ♪
♪ Oh, du schön Schnitzelbank ♪
Here, I've got one.
♪ Is das nicht Otto Von ♪
♪ Schnitzelpusskrank- engescheitmeyer? ♪
♪ Ja, das ist Otto Von ♪
♪ Schnitzelpusskranken- gescheitmeyer ♪
♪ Ist das nicht ein Incredibly long name ♪
♪ To have to try and say? ♪
♪ Ja, das ist ein Incredibly long name ♪
♪ To have to try and say ♪
♪ Cute man this Great big kiss ♪
♪ Piece of bread Wakko's head ♪
♪ Oh, du schön Oh, du schön ♪
♪ Oh, du schön Schnitzelbank ♪
Hey, you kids is pretty good.
We're just gettin' warmed up.
♪ Ist das nicht ein Otto's gut? ♪
♪ Ja, das ist ein Otto's gut ♪
♪ Ist das nicht ein Otto's butt? ♪
♪ Ja, das ist ein Otto's butt ♪
♪ Otto's gut Otto's butt ♪
♪ Oh, du schön Oh, du schön ♪
♪ Oh, du schön Schnitzelbank ♪
Okay, I think we're done now, ja? Wait.
♪ Ist das nicht ein Pair of pants? ♪
♪ Ja, das ist ein Pair of pants ♪
♪ Ist das underwear From France? ♪
♪ Ja, that's underwear from France ♪
♪ Pair of pants Shorts from France ♪
♪ Otto's gut Otto's butt ♪
♪ Oh, du schön Oh, du schön ♪
♪ Oh, du schön Schnitzelbank ♪
♪ Ist das nicht ein Hairy chest? ♪
♪ Ja, das ist ein Hairy chest ♪
♪ Is this man No longer dressed? ♪
♪ Ja, this man's No longer dressed ♪
♪ Hairy chest He's not dressed ♪
♪ Pair of pants Shorts from France ♪
♪ Otto's gut Otto's butt ♪
♪ Oh, du schön Oh, du schön ♪
♪ Oh, du schön Schnitzelbank ♪
Boy, some international friendship song.
[♪♪♪]
Gee, Brain, what do you wanna do tonight?
The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
Try to take over the world.
♪ They're Pinky And the Brain ♪
♪ One is a genius The other's insane ♪
♪ To prove their mousy worth They'll overthrow the Earth ♪
♪ They're dinky They're Pinky ♪
♪ And the Brain, Brain, Brain Brain, Brain ♪
[♪♪♪]
I've done it, Pinky.
The formula is complete.
[TV THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
Oh, right. Goody for you, Brain.
I knew you could do it.
AUDIENCE: Amazingly Fantastic Stuff!
Pinky, you don't even know what I'm talking about.
Correct again. Hoo!
You're on a roll tonight, Brain. Narf!
With this formula, our relative smallness
will no longer be an obstacle to our domination of the Earth.
WOMAN [ON TV]: Order now. Order now.
Behold.
[♪♪♪]
Egad, Brain. Amazing!
I get it.
You'll shrink all the TVs
and everyone will get all squinty-eyed.
Brilliant, Pinky.
Oh, wait. No.
What if we wanna use a plan that works?
Oh, well, that's different then, isn't it?
Pinky, I will use the formula
to make every single person on Earth shorter than I.
I still like the tiny TV plan myself.
No, Pinky!
Never use two drops of the formula.
It would cause a reaction on the molecular level
that is completely unpredictable.
Ooh, I hate it when that happens. Narf.
The problem is,
how can I convince everyone in the world
to use something that they don't need
in any conceivable way?
[PHONE DIALING]
Hello, I'd like to order the Slavic Tushersizer.
I don't care what it does,
as long as it folds and fits under a bed.
Yes, of course.
Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
I think so, Brain.
But me and Pippi Longstocking,
I mean, what would the children look like?
No, Pinky, we'll do our own infomercial.
Narf!
But whatever the children look like,
they'll be loved.
[APPLAUSE]
[TV-SHOW THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
Hello, and welcome once again to...
ALL: Amazingly Fantastic Stuff.
And today we're going to meet
the amazingly fantastic discoverer
of this fantastically amazing discovery,
the Smallerizer Plus System.
Here he is, the Brain.
Thank you, Jim.
I am so pleased to be here
to tell you about some amazingly fantastic stuff.
Is it fantastically amazing?
Yes.
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
I understand that it can shed excess pounds,
grow hair, get you real estate with no money down...
And get rid of unnecessary hosts.
Fantastically amazing.
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
And now, please welcome my assistant, Pinky.
Narf! It's amazing. It's fantastic.
What's that got to do with anything?
I don't know.
They do that on all the infomercials. Narf.
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
Tell me, Brain,
can the Smallerizer System help me
get the really, really big, big hair I've always wanted?
Yes. With just one drop.
It's fantastically amazing.
[APPLAUSE AND CHEERING]
Say hello to the Smallerizer System Plus.
One drop can change your unmanageable, bulky world
into a tiny paradise.
[PHONES RINGING]
It's working.
Now we've finally made the big time. Oh!
You mean Lyle Waggoner is here?
No, Pinky.
I mean that we are actually about to succeed.
Remember,
I'm not only the president of Small Club for Men,
I'm also a mouse planning global domination.
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
Tell me, Brain,
will the Smallerizer System help my psychic powers
so I can read people's thoughts?
Yes.
You'll actually be able to walk into their heads
through the ear canal with just one drop.
[GASPS]
Hm. Her nose must be inorganic material.
PINKY: Oh, not to worry, Brain.
I'll just give her another drop. Narf.
Pinky, no. I told you.
A second dose will cause
an unpredictable molecular chain reaction.
Aah!
[♪♪♪]
♪ Yodellay-hee-hoo Yodellay-hee-hoo ♪
♪ Yodellay-hee-hoo ♪
Oh, no.
They've all become
giant Swiss lederhosen-clad dancing yodelers.
PINKY: Talk about unpredictable.
[BOTH YELLING]
Run for your life, Pinky!
[BOTH GRUNTING]
[BOTH PANTING]
[RUMBLING]
[BOTH GRUNTING]
♪ Yodellay-hee-hoo ♪ Yodellay-hee-hoo ♪
Come on, Pinky.
We must prepare for tomorrow night.
What are we going to do tomorrow night, Brain?
A slumber party?
No, Pinky, the same thing we do every night.
Try to take over the world.
♪ They're dinky They're Pinky and the Brain ♪
♪ Yodellay-hee-hoo ♪
[♪♪♪]
MINDY: Buttons.
Oh, Buttons.
[THUD]
[GIGGLING]
Silly puppy.
[♪♪♪]
Ballon. Ballon.
Ballon.
Hee, hee, hee.
[SIGHS]
Bonjour, Boutons.
Bonjour, Mindy.
[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]
Bonjour, madame.
[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]
[SIGHS, SPEAKS IN FRENCH]
Boutons!
[SPEAKING ANGRILY IN FRENCH]
Le woof.
[GIGGLING]
Oh, ballon!
Ballon.
Le woof?
[WHIMPERING]
[GROWLING]
Le owwwww!
MINDY: Ballon.
Le ow.
[GASPS]
MINDY: Ballon.
Ballon. Ballon.
Ballon.
[GRUNTING]
Huh?
[GIGGLING]
[BELLS RINGING]
MINDY: Ballon.
[GASPS]
Ballon.
ALL: Sanctuary. Sanctuary.
Boutons!
[HOWLING]
Boutons il fait boom.
[GIGGLING]
[CONVERSING IN FRENCH]
Hm.
[♪♪♪]
MINDY: Ballon.
[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]
[BABY PLUCKY SPEAKING IN FRENCH]
[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]
[MUFFLED SPEECH]
[GIGGLING]
[♪♪♪]
Mm? Hm?
[MINDY GIGGLING]
Le oof!
[YELLING]
[GRUNTS]
[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]
Boutons. Mwah!
[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]
[SPEAKING ANGRILY IN FRENCH]
[WHIMPERING]
[♪♪♪]
Ladies and gentlemen!
The two finalists in the Tristate Karate Championship
are Kwai Yan Kee from the Tiger Dojo...
[LIGHT APPLAUSE]
...and Moo Goo Gai Boo from the Dragon Dojo.
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
I'm gonna take you down, Moo Goo.
Remember, Moo Goo Gai Boo,
the boastful tiger will fall
to the serene whisper of the dragon.
Moo Goo Gai Boo is a true karate champion.
Yes, sensei. He is a master.
He's the best of the best.
He's a giant chicken.
[BOTH GASP]
[CHUCKLING]
Ah, I pity your jealous heart,
for you are like the sheep who bleats after the fox.
Huh?
Look, the guy's a chicken, I tell ya.
A giant chicken.
Hi-yah!
[YELLING, CRASHING]
It is time, Moo Goo Gai Boo.
Remember, when the brave mouse squeaks,
the elephant's tusks tremble.
[♪♪♪]
Ooh, you're history, man.
I'm gonna rearrange your face, permanent.
[WHISTLE BLOWING]
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
CROWD: Moo Goo, Moo Goo, Moo Goo.
[CROWD GROANS]
You can defeat your unworthy opponent, Moo Goo Gai Boo.
Be swift like the grasshopper.
[CLUCKING]
He's a chicken.
Moo Goo Gai Boo's a giant chicken!
[ALL GASP]
I told you that guy was a chicken.
I have offended the honor of my ancestors.
Hi-yah!
[CROWD BOOING]
Get outta here! Get outta here!
[CROWD JEERING]
[CLUCKS]
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
And Kwai Yan Kee
is the new tristate karate champion.
[♪♪♪]
♪ You wear a disguise To look like human guys ♪
♪ But you're not a man You're a chicken, Boo ♪
[♪♪♪]
ALL: Ciao, America.