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[♪♪♪]

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One time, okay, see,

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one time Randy Beaman's
little brother

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ate Pop Rocks and drank
a soda at the same time,

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and his head exploded.

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Okay, bye.

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[♪♪♪]

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ALL:
♪ It's time for<i> Animaniacs</i> ♪

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♪ And we're zany to the max ♪

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♪ So just sit back and relax ♪

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♪ You'll laugh
Till you collapse ♪

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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪

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BOTH:
♪ Come join
The Warner brothers ♪

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♪ And the Warner sister, Dot ♪

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ALL:
♪ Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot ♪

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♪ They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught ♪

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♪ But we break loose
And then vamoose ♪

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♪ And now you know the plot ♪

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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪

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<i> ♪ Dot is cute and Yakko yaks ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ While Bill Clinton</i>
<i> Plays the sax ♪</i>

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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪

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<i> ♪ Meet Pinky and the Brain ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ Who want to rule</i>
<i> The universe ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ Goodfeathers flock together ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ Slappy whacks 'em</i>
<i> With her purse ♪</i>

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<i> ♪</i> Buttons chases Mindy ♪

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<i> ♪ While Rita sings a verse ♪</i>

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♪ The writers flipped
We have no script ♪

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♪ Why bother to rehearse? ♪

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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪

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♪ We have pay-or-play
Contracts ♪

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♪ We're zany to the max ♪

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♪ There's bologna
In our slacks ♪

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♪ We're Animan-y ♪

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♪ Totally insane-y ♪

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Where's Lon Chaney?

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♪ Animaniacs ♪

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♪ Those are the facts ♪

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[♪♪♪]

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[♪♪♪]

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[GULPS]

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Gak-- Uh.

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[ROARS]

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[GROWLS]

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[CHUCKLES]

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Egad.

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Dr. Jekyll's turned himself
into that fearsome

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Mr. Hyde again, Brain.

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Yes, Pinky.

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If only I could find a way
to use that savage strength.

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[WHISTLE BLOWING]

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Huh?

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Hey, that's the brute.
Take him.

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[ALL GRUNTING]

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[BELLS TOLLING]

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Four o'clock.

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ALL:
Teatime.

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[♪♪♪]

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Scone?

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Delighted.

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Sugar?

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Please.

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[ALL SLURP]

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ALL:
Ahh.

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[ALL GRUNTING]

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Right, it's jail
for you, Hyde.

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[GROWLS]

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Pinky, are you pondering
what I'm pondering?

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I think so, Brain, but if
they called them Sad Meals,

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kids wouldn't buy them.

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Hello in there,
Pinky.

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Now, concentrate.

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The British are fanatical
about teatime.

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Everything stops
when Big Ben strikes 4.

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Therefore, if I can stop
that clock

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at precisely 4 p.m.,

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it will cause
infinite teatime,

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allowing us to take over
the British Empire

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and then the world.

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Egad, Brain.
Brilliant.

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Oh, wait,
no, no.

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You'd have to be a hulking,
muscular giant

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to stop that clock, Brain.

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Exactly, Pinky.

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As they say in rustic circles,
"Bottoms up."

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[GULPS]

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I-is it working, Brain?
Any changes yet?

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Tingling? Itching?
Feeling anything?

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Do you? Do you?
Do you?

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Quiet, Pinky.
You're angering me.

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Now, please--

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[BELCHES]

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Narf.

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Uh? Sorry I angered you,
Brain.

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Gwak.

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Egad, Brain,
it works.

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Unfortunately,

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its effects are dreadfully
unpredictable.

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[GRUNTING]

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Ugh.

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We must find a way
to control the transformation.

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Hmm.

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I transformed
when you angered me

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and transformed back
when you apologized.

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That's it.
Anger me, Pinky.

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But, zounds, Brain.
I don't want to.

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Do it, Pinky.

110
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No, Brain,
you'll bop me.

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Pinky,
make me angry.

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Gwak.

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[GROWLS]

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[GASPS]

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I didn't want to make
you angry, Brain. Sorry.

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[GRUNTS]

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Zort, Brain.
Are you all right?

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Yes, Pinky.

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For you have--

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In your own
very special manner.

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--found a way for us
to control this awesome power.

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BRAIN:
Once we enter Big Ben

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I'll use
my physical prowess

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to stop
the center wheel,

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while you dislodge
the pallet

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and disrupt
the intrinsic mechanism.

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What if that doesn't work?

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Then...

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we'll throw
a big wrench in it.

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Any questions?

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Just one, Brain.

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Can we make the bells
play "Chopsticks"?

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Oh, yes, Pinky.
Let's do.

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And how about "John Jacob
Jingleheimer Schmidt"?

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Oh, you read my mind!

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Goody, goody.
Great idea, Brain.

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♪ John Jacob
Jingleheimer-- ♪

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Sarcasm is lost
on you, Pinky.

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Now, let us rest,
for tomorrow

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we have an empire
to overthrow.

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[♪♪♪]

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Come, Pinky.
Let us make haste.

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One question,
Brain.

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Don't anger me yet,
Pinky.

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Oh, right.
Never mind.

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[♪♪♪]

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[GASPS]

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Oh,
look how pretty

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the clock is from here,
Brain-- Narf.

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Keep moving, Pinky.
We've not much time.

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The clouds,
the sky.

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Pinky.

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Oh, look,

154
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that cloud looks like
a big pomegranate.

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Pinky, you're
making me angry.

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Gwak.

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[GASPS]

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[PINKY GRUNTING]

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Whoa, Brain--
Yoo-hoo.

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[PINKY SCREAMS]

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[GROWLS]

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Egad.
Sorry, Brain.

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Gwak.

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Whee! Ha! That was fun,
wasn't it, Brain?

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Gwak.

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[GROWLS]

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[ROARS]

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[PANTS]

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No.
Wait, Brain.

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Narf, I didn't
apologize yet.

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[♪♪♪]

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[BRAIN GROWLS]

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Americans.

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[ROARS]

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Brain!
Brain!

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Huh?
I didn't mean for us to fall.

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I'm sorry.

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Brain,
are you all right?

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Your timing
is impeccable, Pinky.

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[BOTH GASP]

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[BOTH SCREAM]

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But for once,

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you erred in our favor,
my friend.

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[♪♪♪]

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Whooop.

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Wow.

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There it is, Pinky.

188
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The main wheel
of Big Ben.

189
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We stop that
and we stop the world.

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Yes!

191
00:08:32,945 --> 00:08:34,045
Now, Pinky,

192
00:08:34,047 --> 00:08:36,714
help me transform
and I will stop the gears.

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Then you can dislodge
the pallet.

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Got that?

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Dislodge the pallet.
Yes.

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[♪♪♪]

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Now,
make me mad.

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Okay, Brain.

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Narf, um, eh...

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00:08:48,995 --> 00:08:53,864
Oh, okay.
Hey, you, you dum-dum.

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00:08:53,866 --> 00:08:55,700
Come on, you can do
better than that.

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Um...
Right, um...

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Your mother,
she's older than you.

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00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:02,973
Pinky, try harder.
Quickly.

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00:09:02,975 --> 00:09:05,042
Oh, I-I-I don't know,
Brain. I--

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00:09:05,044 --> 00:09:06,143
I-I-I--

207
00:09:06,145 --> 00:09:07,712
I-I-I--

208
00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:09,447
Pinky--
Gwak.

209
00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:15,220
[GROWLS]

210
00:09:16,656 --> 00:09:18,155
[GROWLING]

211
00:09:20,059 --> 00:09:21,559
Dislodge
the pallet.

212
00:09:22,629 --> 00:09:24,161
[GRUNTS]

213
00:09:24,163 --> 00:09:26,497
No, Pinky,
the pallet.

214
00:09:26,499 --> 00:09:28,199
Oh, sorry,
Brain.

215
00:09:29,068 --> 00:09:30,568
[GRUNTS]

216
00:09:31,238 --> 00:09:32,237
Gwak.

217
00:09:33,906 --> 00:09:34,905
[GASPS]

218
00:09:34,907 --> 00:09:36,407
[SCREAMS]

219
00:09:37,344 --> 00:09:39,344
[BOTH SCREAM]

220
00:09:39,346 --> 00:09:41,346
[♪♪♪]

221
00:09:45,184 --> 00:09:46,684
[BELLS TOLLING]

222
00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:51,922
[BOTH SCREAMING]

223
00:09:56,195 --> 00:09:57,695
[PLAYING "CHOPSTICKS"]

224
00:09:57,697 --> 00:09:59,330
[BOTH GRUNTING]

225
00:10:07,173 --> 00:10:09,374
Oh, I'm sorry,
Brain.

226
00:10:09,376 --> 00:10:11,008
Gwak.

227
00:10:11,010 --> 00:10:14,044
Narf, oh, no. I'm--
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

228
00:10:14,046 --> 00:10:15,280
Puah, puah.

229
00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:16,648
Egad, Brain.

230
00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:18,750
I don't mean to keep
saying I'm sorry.

231
00:10:18,752 --> 00:10:19,751
Gwak.

232
00:10:20,887 --> 00:10:23,721
Anger me, Pinky.
Hit me.

233
00:10:23,723 --> 00:10:24,922
Egad, Brain.

234
00:10:24,924 --> 00:10:25,923
[PANTS]

235
00:10:25,925 --> 00:10:26,924
All right.

236
00:10:28,928 --> 00:10:30,928
Gwak--
Again, Pinky.

237
00:10:32,899 --> 00:10:35,032
Gwak-- Again.

238
00:10:38,171 --> 00:10:39,170
Gwak.

239
00:10:39,172 --> 00:10:40,605
Again, Brain?

240
00:10:40,607 --> 00:10:42,540
No, Pinky.

241
00:10:42,542 --> 00:10:44,074
Oh, or tomorrow,
then?

242
00:10:44,076 --> 00:10:45,410
I could hit you tomorrow.

243
00:10:45,412 --> 00:10:46,511
No, Pinky.

244
00:10:46,513 --> 00:10:49,280
This plan is detrimental
to my health.

245
00:10:49,282 --> 00:10:50,881
We must devise another.

246
00:10:50,883 --> 00:10:52,383
What for,
Brain?

247
00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:53,384
[GASPS]

248
00:10:53,386 --> 00:10:55,286
Oh, right, to take
over the world.

249
00:10:55,288 --> 00:10:56,554
Sorry.

250
00:10:56,556 --> 00:10:57,555
Gwak.

251
00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:02,327
[BELLS PLAYING "CHOPSTICKS"]

252
00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:05,029
Listen, Brain,
they're playing our song.

253
00:11:09,268 --> 00:11:11,869
WARNERS:
<i> ♪ They're dinky, they're Pinky</i>
<i> And the Brain ♪</i>

254
00:11:11,871 --> 00:11:14,372
<i> ♪ Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain</i>
<i> Brain, Brain ♪</i>

255
00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:21,079
[♪♪♪]

256
00:11:24,784 --> 00:11:26,784
[♪♪♪]

257
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,989
MINERVA:
♪ It's not pretty being me ♪

258
00:11:31,991 --> 00:11:34,959
♪ Just try it and you'll see ♪

259
00:11:34,961 --> 00:11:36,927
♪ It's harder than you think ♪

260
00:11:36,929 --> 00:11:40,531
♪ To be a gorgeous mink ♪

261
00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:42,600
♪ La-da-da
Da-da-da-dee ♪

262
00:11:42,602 --> 00:11:44,935
♪ It's not pretty
Being me ♪

263
00:11:44,937 --> 00:11:46,437
[BEEPING]

264
00:11:47,773 --> 00:11:49,807
More messages?

265
00:11:49,809 --> 00:11:51,509
Ho-hum.

266
00:11:51,511 --> 00:11:54,845
MALE 1:
<i> Hi, uh, Minerva?</i>
<i> This is Lawrence.</i>

267
00:11:54,847 --> 00:11:56,180
I'm a-titter.

268
00:11:56,182 --> 00:11:57,915
<i> Um, I-I was wondering,</i>

269
00:11:57,917 --> 00:11:59,283
<i> do you wanna go</i>
<i> out with me? Bye.</i>

270
00:11:59,285 --> 00:12:01,319
I don't think so.
[PHONE BEEPS]

271
00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:03,521
MALE 2:
<i> Dadgum, Minerva,</i>
<i> this is Fowlmouth.</i>

272
00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:04,989
<i> And dadgum,</i>
<i> Shirley is out of town</i>

273
00:12:04,991 --> 00:12:06,124
<i> for the dadgum weekend.</i>

274
00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:07,791
[MESSAGE REWINDING]

275
00:12:07,793 --> 00:12:09,960
Poultry, ew.

276
00:12:09,962 --> 00:12:12,563
FEMALE:
<i> Hi! This is Trudy,</i>
<i> your best friend.</i>

277
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:15,133
<i> Um, my cousin is in town,</i>
<i> and I told him you could,</i>

278
00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:17,001
<i> you know, show him around?</i>

279
00:12:17,003 --> 00:12:19,170
I'd rather chew aluminum.

280
00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:21,772
<i> He'll be over at 5.</i>
<i> Bye.</i>

281
00:12:21,774 --> 00:12:25,343
A moment of silence
for my former best friend.

282
00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:27,345
[♪♪♪]

283
00:12:38,691 --> 00:12:39,690
[WHISTLES]

284
00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:52,102
[GULPS]

285
00:12:52,872 --> 00:12:54,372
[CROAKS]

286
00:13:04,050 --> 00:13:07,218
Please, baby, please,
baby, baby, baby, please.

287
00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:12,690
[♪♪♪]

288
00:13:16,262 --> 00:13:19,029
BOTH:
Hello, nurse.

289
00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:21,632
[PANTING]

290
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:27,638
Boys.

291
00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:33,010
Can't a girl get
any privacy?

292
00:13:33,846 --> 00:13:35,846
[♪♪♪]

293
00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:45,756
Well, this is it, Newt.

294
00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:47,958
[BARKING]

295
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,932
Okay, boy,
you know what to do.

296
00:13:54,934 --> 00:13:56,467
You get me a mink,
you hear?

297
00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:57,801
And don't you hurt
that fur.

298
00:13:57,803 --> 00:13:59,303
[BARKING]

299
00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:04,542
Yeah, uh,
hunting is exhausting.

300
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,146
Greetings, mink.

301
00:14:09,148 --> 00:14:11,582
I am Newt, a professionally-
trained hunting dog.

302
00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:13,083
My credentials.

303
00:14:13,085 --> 00:14:15,085
[♪♪♪]

304
00:14:16,422 --> 00:14:17,921
Uh-huh.

305
00:14:17,923 --> 00:14:19,624
I am here
to capture you

306
00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:21,125
and take you
to my master.

307
00:14:21,127 --> 00:14:24,094
I will show no sympathy,
helpless mink,

308
00:14:24,096 --> 00:14:26,397
so you might
as well surrender.

309
00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:30,968
Would you do me
a...favor?

310
00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:37,408
These are wet, heh,

311
00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:39,510
could you blow
on 'em for me?

312
00:14:39,512 --> 00:14:42,680
Huh, that ploy
won't work with--

313
00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:44,214
With-- Wi--
Wheee--

314
00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:45,750
Whoooo--
Wow.

315
00:14:45,752 --> 00:14:47,618
Ooooh-- Wooow,

316
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:49,119
ooh-hooooo!

317
00:14:56,962 --> 00:14:59,463
Ooh, baby,
that's what I like.

318
00:15:03,803 --> 00:15:05,803
[♪♪♪]

319
00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:10,174
[YAWNS]

320
00:15:15,214 --> 00:15:17,214
I suppose
that'll do.

321
00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:23,688
[♪♪♪]

322
00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:25,856
This is a state-of-the-art
mink trap.

323
00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:28,292
I am baiting it
with my special mixture

324
00:15:28,294 --> 00:15:30,894
of smelt paste
and peanut butter.

325
00:15:30,896 --> 00:15:32,896
It's a delicacy
no mink can resist,

326
00:15:32,898 --> 00:15:35,399
so you might as well
get inside.

327
00:15:37,169 --> 00:15:41,739
Actually, punkin,
I prefer...Chinese.

328
00:15:46,412 --> 00:15:47,911
[SCREAMS]

329
00:15:50,817 --> 00:15:52,450
Ooh, Chinese.

330
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:55,085
Gotta get Chinese.
Gotta get Chinese.

331
00:15:55,087 --> 00:15:57,087
[♪♪♪]

332
00:16:01,927 --> 00:16:03,561
NEWT:
I'll have
the Number 12 to go.

333
00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:05,062
[WOMAN SPEAKS IN CHINESE]

334
00:16:06,432 --> 00:16:09,667
I got the Chinese,
my reason for living.

335
00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:12,603
[SNAPS]

336
00:16:17,343 --> 00:16:19,343
[♪♪♪]

337
00:16:23,282 --> 00:16:25,649
[SLURPS]

338
00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:27,518
Pathetic,
isn't he?

339
00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:32,523
Moo goo gai pan.

340
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:37,595
"If you have trouble
luring the mink to you,

341
00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:39,797
try using
reverse psychology."

342
00:16:49,141 --> 00:16:50,574
Excuse me,
mink.

343
00:16:50,576 --> 00:16:53,277
I have decided I do not want
to trap you at all.

344
00:16:53,279 --> 00:16:55,345
Your fur is not up
to my standards.

345
00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:57,715
No, you do not
interest me at all,

346
00:16:57,717 --> 00:17:00,217
little substandard mink.

347
00:17:05,391 --> 00:17:07,391
You're cute.

348
00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:11,094
Mwah.

349
00:17:11,096 --> 00:17:12,596
[LAUGHS]

350
00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:23,641
So how many people
do you want

351
00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:25,075
to invite
to the wedding?

352
00:17:35,521 --> 00:17:37,020
What a<i> yutz.</i>

353
00:17:39,158 --> 00:17:40,424
Okay, Newt,
don't get upset.

354
00:17:40,426 --> 00:17:41,425
I'm not.

355
00:17:41,427 --> 00:17:42,693
You will get
the little mink.

356
00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:44,628
I will,
I'm a professional hunting dog.

357
00:17:44,630 --> 00:17:45,696
Yes, you are.

358
00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:46,697
My master won't mind

359
00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:48,499
if the pelt
is a tad singed.

360
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:50,501
[♪♪♪]

361
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,339
You are
a smarty every day.

362
00:17:55,341 --> 00:17:56,340
Yes, I am.

363
00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:03,514
This is a particularly sad
moment for me.

364
00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:05,115
MINERVA:
What have you done?

365
00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:08,385
I can't
believe it.

366
00:18:08,387 --> 00:18:10,187
How did you know
that I wanted

367
00:18:10,189 --> 00:18:12,356
my house moved
right next to the pond?

368
00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:16,494
Thank you.
Thank you.

369
00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:19,497
Now I can see the water
through my bedroom window.

370
00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:22,466
And I thought
you didn't like me.

371
00:18:22,468 --> 00:18:23,467
Mwah.

372
00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:34,211
[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE]:
Oh, you make me feel like
a schoolgirl.

373
00:18:34,213 --> 00:18:35,212
[GIGGLES]

374
00:18:40,686 --> 00:18:42,452
Was it something
I said?

375
00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:44,822
MALE:
Hi, I'm Trudy's cousin.

376
00:18:46,025 --> 00:18:47,024
[GASPS]

377
00:18:48,193 --> 00:18:49,426
I hope you've got cash,

378
00:18:49,428 --> 00:18:50,961
'cause I'm not paying.

379
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:02,305
[SQUEALS]

380
00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:07,377
[PANTS]

381
00:19:11,517 --> 00:19:13,784
Ooh, baby,
that's what I like!

382
00:19:16,055 --> 00:19:18,055
[♪♪♪]

383
00:19:18,057 --> 00:19:19,557
[SIGHS]

384
00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:23,493
[TOOTING]

385
00:19:25,397 --> 00:19:27,497
Whoo-hoo, hoo-hoo,
hoo-hoo, whoo-hoo,

386
00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:29,800
whoo-hoo, hoo-hoo,
hoo-hoo, whoo-hoo.

387
00:19:29,802 --> 00:19:33,103
Hoo-hoo, whoo-hoo,
whoo-hoo.

388
00:19:34,306 --> 00:19:35,806
Tee-hee.

389
00:19:40,746 --> 00:19:42,112
What a<i> yutz.</i>

390
00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:49,252
Like I said,
it's not pretty being me.

391
00:19:49,254 --> 00:19:52,122
I think I've got you beat,
sister, ooh.

392
00:19:57,129 --> 00:19:59,129
[♪♪♪]

393
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:07,304
Okay, so what happened
is one time

394
00:20:07,306 --> 00:20:09,106
Randy Beaman went
on a trip with his dad,

395
00:20:09,108 --> 00:20:11,174
and they picked up a lady
who wanted a ride home--

396
00:20:11,176 --> 00:20:13,043
And this was
in Kansas.

397
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,778
--and she sat
in the back seat

398
00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:16,947
and when they got
where she wanted to go,

399
00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:19,483
they turned around
and she was gone.

400
00:20:19,485 --> 00:20:22,352
And Randy Beaman's dad talked
to the man who lived there

401
00:20:22,354 --> 00:20:24,321
and told him
what the lady looked like,

402
00:20:24,323 --> 00:20:25,689
and the man said,

403
00:20:25,691 --> 00:20:29,126
"Oh, that's my wife,
but she died four years ago."

404
00:20:29,128 --> 00:20:30,494
Spooky, huh?

405
00:20:30,496 --> 00:20:31,996
Okay, bye.

406
00:20:38,270 --> 00:20:40,270
[♪♪♪]

407
00:21:04,296 --> 00:21:05,295
Zort.