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[♪♪♪]
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♪ We're slippin' on the ice ♪
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♪ Just slippin' on the ice ♪
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♪ For a fabulous pratfall ♪
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♪ Just follow this advice ♪
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♪ Let your feet take a flip ♪
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♪ I've broken my hip ♪
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♪ We're slippin' and slidin' ♪
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♪ On the ice ♪
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[CRASHING]
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DOT:
I've fallen, and I can't get up.
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[SLEIGHBELLS RINGING]
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♪ It's time for Animaniacs ♪
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♪ And we're zany to the max ♪
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♪ So just sit back and relax ♪
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♪ You'll laugh
Till you collapse ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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BOTH:
♪ Come join
The Warner brothers ♪
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♪ And the Warner sister, Dot ♪
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ALL:
♪ Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot ♪
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♪ They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught ♪
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♪ But we break loose
And then vamoose ♪
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♪ And now you know the plot ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Dot is cute and Yakko yaks ♪
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♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪
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♪ While Bill Clinton
Plays the sax ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Meet Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ Who want to rule
The universe ♪
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♪ Goodfeathers flock together ♪
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♪ Slappy whacks them
With her purse ♪
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♪ Buttons chases Mindy ♪
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♪ While Rita sings a verse ♪
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♪ The writers flipped
We have no script ♪
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♪ Why bother to rehearse? ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ We have pay-or-play
Contracts ♪
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♪ We're zany to the max ♪
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♪ There's bologna
In our slacks ♪
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♪ We're Animan-y ♪
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♪ Totally insane-y ♪
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♪ Citizen Kane-y ♪
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♪ Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Those are the facts ♪
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[♪♪♪]
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♪ The crankiest of creatures
In the whole wide world ♪
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♪ Our next cartoon
Features Slappy the squirrel ♪
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Enough with the singin' already.
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♪ That's Slappy ♪
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[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]
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Skippy, you should have
been asleep hours ago.
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I know, Aunt Slappy,
but I can't sleep.
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I keep hearing Santa's sleigh.
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Ah, that's just
the L.A.P.D. choppers.
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Santy ain't comin'
till you're asleep, kiddo.
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So get to bed.
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But I'm not tired.
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Tell me a story. Please.
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Ah,
for the love of Al Gore.
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All right. One story.
Then dreamland, okay?
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Promise.
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Okay, let's see.
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Oh, you wanna hear about
the time I stuffed live piranha
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down the pants
of Sonny Tufts?
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No, a Christmas story.
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Sonny was drinking
eggnog at the time.
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No, Aunt Slappy.
Just read.
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All right, already,
Mr. Story-Editor. Sheesh.
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[HACKING]
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Spew!
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Ahem.
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"The Day Before Christmas.
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"'Twas the day before Christmas
in winter's deep freeze.
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"But in Burbank, L.A.,
it was 90 degrees.
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"Now, tonight is the night
Santa comes to the lot,
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"bringing presents for Yakko,
Wakko and Dot.
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"The kids were excited.
They rushed to prepare.
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But others looked on
with a growing despair."
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These gifts
for the Warners,
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someone's got to see to it.
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They must be delivered.
I want you to do it.
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But I did it last year,
or have you forgot?
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Those kids drove me bonkies
and kissed me a lot.
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They made me stay up
singing carols all night,
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and then I got creamed
in that big pillow fight.
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But why bring them presents
when Santa will do?
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It's a clause in their contract.
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If we don't,
they can sue.
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There must be a person
who'd deliver this stuff.
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But where can I find
someone stupid enough?
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Duh, good night, Mr. Costner.
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Go ahead, pass on by.
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Merry Christmas.
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Okay, I love you.
Bye-bye.
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[GAGGING]
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Duh, good night, Mr. Hippo.
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Good night to you too.
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Come along, Flavio.
We've more shopping to do.
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I'm hungry.
Be quiet.
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We don't wanna get caught.
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There might be some trash cans
with food on the lot.
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Duh, good night, Mr. Keaton.
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That's a lovely sedan.
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Give him a Santa suit.
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Ralph is our man.
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YAKKO:
So 'twas the night
before Christmas
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and all through the house--
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Some creatures were stirring.
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Including a mouse.
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Tonight, my dear Pinky,
our plan is unfurled.
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We'll steal Santa's sleigh
and take over the world.
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Brain, you're a genius.
You simply astound me.
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[BRAIN SCREAMING]
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Narf!
Brain's gonna pound me.
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[CRASHING]
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The stockings were hung
so our names clearly showed.
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In hopes that old Santa
would leave a big load.
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Mwah.
Good night, everybody.
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The children were nestled
all fast in their beds.
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While visions of sugarplums
danced in our heads.
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Delicious!
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[YAWNS]
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We were all feeling tired
when we turned out the light.
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Forget it. There's no way
I'm sleeping tonight.
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When out on the lot,
there arose such a rumble.
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YAKKO:
We sprang from our beds--
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WAKKO:
And we all took a tumble.
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And what, to our wondering eyes,
did we view?
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DOT:
But a cat and a dog
in the garbage.
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P-yew.
[SLEIGHBELLS RINGING]
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Then to our surprise
we heard distant banters
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of a miniature sleigh
and eight pigeons with antlers.
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I'm dying here. Oof!
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This sure ain't no fun.
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The guy in the suit,
he must weigh a ton.
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With a little old driver
so lively and quick...
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WAKKO:
We knew in a moment
it must be Saint Nick.
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Duh, now, Bobby.
Now, Squit.
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Now, Pesto. Now, Vixen.
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On, Comet. On, Cupid.
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On, Richard and Nixon.
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To the top of the tower.
Come on now. Let's fly.
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I just got a hernia
thanks to this guy.
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YAKKO:
So up to the rooftop
Santa was hurled.
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As soon as it lands
we'll take over the world.
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Pinky, I am
in considerable pain.
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Narf! Zort! Poit! Gak!
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I'm with you, Brain.
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YAKKO:
It was a time of excitement.
The moment drew near.
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DOT:
There was no doubt
about it.
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WAKKO:
Santa was here.
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Your antlers look cute,
Pesto.
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All right, that's it!
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[PESTO AND SQUIT SHOUTING]
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Oh, Pesto! It's Christmas.
Quit whackin' on Squit.
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YAKKO:
And while the pigeons with
antlers were having their kicks,
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Santa fell through the roof
like a sack full of bricks.
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He was dressed all in fur
with a glaze in his eyes,
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'cause the fall
knocked him silly.
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Uh, happy Easter, you guys.
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His face, how it twinkled.
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His dimples, how merry.
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His cheeks were like roses.
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His gut, that was scary.
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WAKKO:
He spoke not a word,
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but instead went right to it.
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He emptied his bag.
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Ah, that ought to do it.
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YAKKO:
Then laying his finger
inside of his nose--
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Which the dear network censor
finds totally gross.
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WAKKO:
Lumbering,
up the tree trunk he rose.
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DOT:
He sprang to his sleigh
and signaled the flock.
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Duh, giddyap, birdies.
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YAKKO:
Then they dropped like a rock.
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[CRASHING]
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WAKKO:
And we heard him exclaim
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from up high in the sky...
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SANTA CLAUS:
Season's greetings to all.
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YAKKO:
And we saw him fly by.
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Thanks, Santa.
We mean it.
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Yeah,
thanks a whole lot.
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SANTA CLAUS:
And merry Christmas to Yakko,
Wakko and Dot.
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And merry Christmas,
Aunt Slappy,
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and to you girls and boys.
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As for me...
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[YAWNS]
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I'm going downstairs
to open my toys.
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[♪♪♪]
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ANNOUNCER:
It's time for another
"Good Idea, Bad Idea."
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Good idea.
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Singing Christmas carols
to your neighbors.
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♪ Fa la la la la
La la la la ♪
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ANNOUNCER:
Bad idea.
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Singing Christmas carols
to your neighbors
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on the 4th of July.
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♪ Fa la la la la
La la la la ♪
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ANNOUNCER:
The end.
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[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]
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I've never seen
a better Santa Claus.
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He looks so real.
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I almost believe
he's Santa myself.
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I want a Baby Go-Burp
for Christmas.
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Please, oh, my Santa.
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[GASPS]
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[BURPS]
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Oh, thank you, Santa.
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You're the best Santa
in the world.
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Mommy, Mommy, look.
It's Baby Go-Burp.
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[BURPS]
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Santa,
I've been very good,
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and what I want is
a Mister Dude action figure,
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complete with polyester power
suit and Dude accessories.
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He is the real Santa. Yay!
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No. No, Dad, don't make me.
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Isn't he a little old
to be afraid of Santa Claus?
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Son, what the heck's
wrong with you?
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It's just Santa Claus.
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He's a chicken, Dad.
A giant chicken.
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He'll peck my eyes out.
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[OTHERS LAUGHING]
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He should
get that boy into therapy.
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He has issues.
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Don't make me sit
on a chicken.
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See?
There's no reason
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to be afraid
of jolly old Saint Nick.
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[GASPS]
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You mean jolly old
Saint Chick.
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[GRUNTS]
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[SCREAMS]
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[CLUCKS]
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He is a chicken!
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[CLUCKS]
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ALL:
A chicken!
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Mommy! Mommy!
I got chicken germs on me!
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What is
the meaning of this?
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Good heavens,
it's a chicken!
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He's traumatized
the children.
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We'll never shop here again.
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[GROWLS]
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You're fired.
[CLUCKS]
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Maybe they let chickens
play Santa in Arkansas,
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but that's not how we do things
here in New York City.
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[CLUCKING]
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Ho, ho, ho,
Chicken Boo,
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just this once,
because it's Christmas,
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we're giving you
a happy ending.
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♪ Dashing through the snow ♪
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♪ With a chicken in a sleigh ♪
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♪ O'er the fields we go ♪
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♪ Clucking all the way
Cluck, cluck, cluck ♪
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♪ Bells on chicken feet ring ♪
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♪ Making spirits bright ♪
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♪ What fun it is
To ride and sing ♪
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♪ The chicken song tonight ♪
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♪ Jingle boo
Jingle boo ♪
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♪ Jingle boo away ♪
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♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride
With a chicken in a sleigh ♪
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[CLUCKS]
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[♪♪♪]
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[ORCHESTRA TUNING]
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ANNOUNCER:
And now performing
another classical work,
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the great Wakkorotti.
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[APPLAUSE AND CHEERING]
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[AUDIENCE HUSHES]
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[PLAYING "JINGLE BELLS"]
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[BELCHING "JINGLE BELLS"]
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[PIANO CONTINUES PLAYING
"JINGLE BELLS"]
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[RESUMES BELCHING
"JINGLE BELLS"]
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[APPLAUSE AND CHEERING]
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Excuse me.
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Oh, excuse me.
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Excuse me.
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Excuse me.
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[♪♪♪]
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ANNOUNCER:
It's time for another
"Good Idea, Bad Idea."
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Good idea.
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Finding Easter eggs
on Easter morning.
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Bad idea.
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Finding Easter eggs
on Christmas morning.
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The end.
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[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]
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ALL:
Shh!
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[CRASHING]
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[♪♪♪]
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[ALL YAWNING]
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[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
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ALL:
Eww.
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[♪♪♪]
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[ALL SIGH]
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[♪♪♪]
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[THUMPING]
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[GROWLS]
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[♪♪♪]
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Ah...
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This toy isn't suitable
for children under 3.
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Actually,
we're looking for a doll
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that goes potty.
You got one?
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[GROWLING]
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[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]
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♪ Everybody lives on a street ♪
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♪ In a city or a village
Or a town ♪
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♪ For what it's worth ♪
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♪ And they're all
Inside a country ♪
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♪ Which is part of a continent ♪
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♪ That sits upon a planet
Known as Earth ♪
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♪ And the Earth is a ball ♪
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♪ Full of oceans
And some mountains ♪
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♪ Which is out there
Spinning silently in space ♪
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♪ And living on that Earth
Are the plants and the animals ♪
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♪ And also the entire
Human race ♪
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♪ It's a great big universe
And we're all really puny ♪
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♪ We're just tiny
Little specks ♪
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♪ About the size
Of Mickey Rooney ♪
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♪ It's big and black and inky
And we are small and dinky ♪
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♪ It's a big universe
And we're not ♪
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♪ And we're part of a vast
Interplanetary system ♪
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♪ Stretching 700
Billion miles long ♪
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♪ With nine planets and a sun ♪
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♪ We think the Earth's
The only one ♪
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♪ That has life on it
Although we could be wrong ♪
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♪ Across the interstellar voids
Are a billion asteroids ♪
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♪ Including meteors
And Halley's comet too ♪
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♪ And there's over 50 moons ♪
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♪ Floating out there
Like balloons ♪
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♪ In a panoramic
Trillion-mile view ♪
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♪ And still it's all a speck ♪
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♪ Amid 100 billion stars ♪
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♪ In a galaxy
We call the Milky Way ♪
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♪ It's 60,000 trillion miles
From one end to the other ♪
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♪ And still that's
Just a fraction of the way ♪
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♪ 'Cause there's
100 billion galaxies ♪
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♪ That stretch across the sky
Filled with constellations ♪
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♪ Planets, moons and stars ♪
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♪ And still the universe extends
To a place that never ends ♪
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♪ Which is maybe
Just inside a little jar ♪
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♪ It's a great big universe
And we're all really puny ♪
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♪ We're just tiny
Little specks ♪
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♪ About the size
Of Mickey Rooney ♪
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♪ Though we don't know
How it got here ♪
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♪ We're an important part here ♪
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♪ It's a big universe ♪
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♪ And it's ours ♪
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[♪♪♪]
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ALL:
Merry Christmas.
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[♪♪♪]