1 00:00:05,572 --> 00:00:06,872 [♪♪♪] 2 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:14,013 [♪♪♪] 3 00:00:14,015 --> 00:00:17,149 ANNOUNCER: Newsreel of the Stars. 4 00:00:17,151 --> 00:00:20,619 Dateline, Hollywood, 1930. The Warner Bros. studio. 5 00:00:20,621 --> 00:00:23,022 Here at the studio's new Animation Department, 6 00:00:23,024 --> 00:00:24,823 the artists toil endlessly 7 00:00:24,825 --> 00:00:26,358 to come up with cartoon stars, 8 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:28,693 ultimately creating three new characters: 9 00:00:28,695 --> 00:00:31,696 the Warner brothers and their sister, Dot. 10 00:00:31,698 --> 00:00:34,366 ALL: Hello, Nurse. 11 00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:38,303 Unfortunately, the Warner kids were totally out of control. 12 00:00:38,305 --> 00:00:40,872 ALL: Boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy. 13 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:43,808 The trio ran amok throughout the studio... 14 00:00:45,179 --> 00:00:47,079 until their capture. 15 00:00:47,081 --> 00:00:50,582 The Warners' films, which made absolutely no sense, 16 00:00:50,584 --> 00:00:52,418 were locked away in the studio vault, 17 00:00:52,420 --> 00:00:54,520 never to be released. 18 00:00:54,522 --> 00:00:57,989 As for the Warners themselves, they were locked away 19 00:00:57,991 --> 00:01:01,726 in the studio water tower, also never to be released. 20 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:04,063 Publicly, the studio has disavowed 21 00:01:04,065 --> 00:01:06,498 any knowledge of the Warners' existence 22 00:01:06,500 --> 00:01:09,535 to this very day, when the Warners escaped. 23 00:01:09,537 --> 00:01:10,969 [♪♪♪] 24 00:01:10,971 --> 00:01:14,706 ALL: ♪ It's time for Animaniacs ♪ 25 00:01:14,708 --> 00:01:17,342 ♪ And we're zany to the max ♪ 26 00:01:17,344 --> 00:01:19,111 ♪ So just sit back and relax ♪ 27 00:01:19,113 --> 00:01:20,779 ♪ You'll laugh Till you collapse ♪ 28 00:01:20,781 --> 00:01:23,182 ♪ We're Animaniacs ♪ 29 00:01:23,184 --> 00:01:24,983 BOTH: ♪ Come join The Warner brothers ♪ 30 00:01:24,985 --> 00:01:26,618 ♪ And the Warner sister, Dot ♪ 31 00:01:26,620 --> 00:01:29,588 ALL: ♪ Just for fun we run around The Warner movie lot ♪ 32 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:32,257 ♪ They lock us in the tower Whenever we get caught ♪ 33 00:01:32,259 --> 00:01:33,992 ♪ But we break loose And then vamoose ♪ 34 00:01:33,994 --> 00:01:35,194 ♪ And now you know the plot ♪ 35 00:01:35,196 --> 00:01:37,729 ♪ We're Animaniacs ♪ 36 00:01:37,731 --> 00:01:40,699 ♪ Dot is cute and Yakko yaks ♪ 37 00:01:40,701 --> 00:01:42,033 ♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪ 38 00:01:42,035 --> 00:01:43,735 ♪ While Bill Clinton Plays the sax ♪ 39 00:01:43,737 --> 00:01:45,804 ♪ We're Animaniacs ♪ 40 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:48,140 ♪ Meet Pinky and the Brain ♪ 41 00:01:48,142 --> 00:01:49,641 ♪ Who want to rule The universe ♪ 42 00:01:49,643 --> 00:01:51,009 ♪ Goodfeathers flock together ♪ 43 00:01:51,011 --> 00:01:52,544 ♪ Slappy whacks 'em With her purse ♪ 44 00:01:52,546 --> 00:01:53,845 Buttons chases Mindy ♪ 45 00:01:53,847 --> 00:01:55,380 ♪ While Rita sings a verse ♪ 46 00:01:55,382 --> 00:01:57,116 ♪ The writers flipped We have no script ♪ 47 00:01:57,118 --> 00:01:58,283 ♪ Why bother to rehearse? ♪ 48 00:01:58,285 --> 00:02:01,052 ♪ We're Animaniacs ♪ 49 00:02:01,054 --> 00:02:03,888 ♪ We have pay-or-play Contracts ♪ 50 00:02:03,890 --> 00:02:05,290 ♪ We're zany to the max ♪ 51 00:02:05,292 --> 00:02:06,958 ♪ There's bologna In our slacks ♪ 52 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:08,560 ♪ We're Animan-y ♪ 53 00:02:08,562 --> 00:02:09,961 ♪ Totally insane-y ♪ 54 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:11,430 ♪ Here's the show's name-y ♪ 55 00:02:11,432 --> 00:02:13,665 ♪ Animaniacs ♪ 56 00:02:13,667 --> 00:02:15,134 ♪ Those are the facts ♪ 57 00:02:17,037 --> 00:02:18,370 [♪♪♪] 58 00:02:22,675 --> 00:02:23,975 [♪♪♪] 59 00:02:26,213 --> 00:02:28,079 CAROLERS: ♪ We wish you A merry Christmas ♪ 60 00:02:28,081 --> 00:02:30,748 ♪ We wish you A merry Christmas ♪ 61 00:02:30,750 --> 00:02:32,617 ♪ We wish you A merry Christmas ♪ 62 00:02:32,619 --> 00:02:34,419 ♪ And a happy New Year ♪ 63 00:02:34,421 --> 00:02:38,656 ♪ Good tidings we bring To you and your kin ♪ 64 00:02:38,658 --> 00:02:42,427 ♪ Good tidings for Christmas And a happy New Year ♪ 65 00:02:42,429 --> 00:02:46,564 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas We wish you a merry Christmas ♪ 66 00:02:46,566 --> 00:02:51,002 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas And a happy New Year ♪ 67 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:52,971 Would you be quiet! 68 00:02:58,845 --> 00:03:01,579 Why does everyone give me fruitcake for Christmas? 69 00:03:01,581 --> 00:03:02,814 I hate fruitcake! 70 00:03:03,716 --> 00:03:04,715 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 71 00:03:04,717 --> 00:03:05,951 Come in. 72 00:03:05,953 --> 00:03:09,187 Youse wanted that I should see you, Mr. Plotz? 73 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:11,222 Come in, Ralph, but don't sit down. 74 00:03:11,224 --> 00:03:13,024 What I have to say won't take long. 75 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:15,126 Uh, before you gives me my Christmas bonus, 76 00:03:15,128 --> 00:03:18,896 I has some prepared Christmas words that I has prepared for you 77 00:03:18,898 --> 00:03:20,165 for the Christmas stuff. 78 00:03:20,167 --> 00:03:21,732 [CLEARS THROAT] 79 00:03:21,734 --> 00:03:24,535 "Mr. CEOs of Warner Bros: 80 00:03:24,537 --> 00:03:28,139 "I am honored to work for youse and say to youse 81 00:03:28,141 --> 00:03:31,209 a merry Christmas Eve." 82 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:34,446 I now gives to you this festive Christmas fruitcake 83 00:03:34,448 --> 00:03:36,581 made from my wife's hands. 84 00:03:36,583 --> 00:03:38,216 Thrilling. [GLASS SHATTERS] 85 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:40,986 I've been going over the end-of-the-year budget. 86 00:03:40,988 --> 00:03:43,221 Do you know how much damage those kids, the Warners, 87 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:44,489 have caused this year, Ralph? 88 00:03:44,491 --> 00:03:46,157 Uh... 89 00:03:46,159 --> 00:03:49,294 Well, it's a lot! And it was your job to watch them! 90 00:03:49,296 --> 00:03:50,661 You're finished. 91 00:03:50,663 --> 00:03:52,663 You failed. You're fired! 92 00:03:52,665 --> 00:03:54,032 Merry Christmas. 93 00:03:55,835 --> 00:03:57,735 [♪♪♪] 94 00:04:06,513 --> 00:04:09,247 And finally, in the future, to cut costs, 95 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:11,216 employees must bring their own toilet paper. 96 00:04:11,218 --> 00:04:12,517 [CHAIN RATTLES] 97 00:04:12,519 --> 00:04:13,985 SLAPPY: Why don't you lighten up? 98 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:22,027 A horrible old squirrel. What are you doing here? 99 00:04:22,029 --> 00:04:23,628 That's what I'd like to know. 100 00:04:23,630 --> 00:04:26,031 The studio keeps giving me these stupid cameos. 101 00:04:26,033 --> 00:04:29,034 All right, hang on. I got a couple of lines here. 102 00:04:29,036 --> 00:04:30,268 [CLEARS THROAT] 103 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:32,270 "Tonight you will be visited by three ghosts." 104 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:33,571 But why? 105 00:04:35,208 --> 00:04:36,874 I don't know. I lost the other page. 106 00:04:36,876 --> 00:04:39,377 Can you believe I'm doing this for scale? 107 00:04:39,379 --> 00:04:42,713 Hey! Where's my $464? 108 00:04:42,715 --> 00:04:45,116 I gotta get a new agent. 109 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:48,186 I'm working too hard. I must have been hallucinating. 110 00:04:48,188 --> 00:04:49,187 [RINGS] 111 00:04:52,159 --> 00:04:55,126 Hello? Hiya, Plotzy! 112 00:04:55,728 --> 00:04:56,861 [CRIES OUT] 113 00:04:56,863 --> 00:04:59,130 What do you want? I want you. 114 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:00,631 Mwah. 115 00:05:09,742 --> 00:05:11,376 ♪ I'm the ghost Of Christmas past ♪ 116 00:05:11,378 --> 00:05:13,144 ♪ And all the folks That you've harassed ♪ 117 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:14,712 ♪ Are glad that I Am here at last ♪ 118 00:05:14,714 --> 00:05:16,181 ♪ Because, Mr. CEO ♪ 119 00:05:16,183 --> 00:05:18,116 ♪ It's movie time Relax and see ♪ 120 00:05:18,118 --> 00:05:19,951 ♪ As we climb up Your family tree ♪ 121 00:05:19,953 --> 00:05:21,252 ♪ And look at how You used to be ♪ 122 00:05:21,254 --> 00:05:22,987 ♪ Many years ago ♪ 123 00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:27,592 It's showtime. 124 00:05:27,594 --> 00:05:29,427 What's this? 125 00:05:29,429 --> 00:05:30,728 The day you were born. 126 00:05:30,730 --> 00:05:33,431 That's you as an itty-bitty baby. 127 00:05:33,433 --> 00:05:35,766 Such a good boy. 128 00:05:35,768 --> 00:05:37,435 Mama. 129 00:05:37,437 --> 00:05:40,838 Here's my bill for the delivery, Mrs. Plotz. 130 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:43,774 A bill? Ha! You slapped me. 131 00:05:43,776 --> 00:05:45,276 You'll be hearing from my lawyers. 132 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:49,280 Well, he did. It hurt. 133 00:05:49,282 --> 00:05:53,284 You were mean from the start. Remember when you were 5? 134 00:05:53,286 --> 00:05:56,254 You went and saw Santa for the first time. 135 00:05:58,024 --> 00:05:59,324 Come along, young man. 136 00:06:04,131 --> 00:06:07,499 These are my lawyers. My demands are as follows. Go. 137 00:06:07,501 --> 00:06:09,066 One red wagon, black wheels. 138 00:06:09,068 --> 00:06:10,701 Deluxe train set with Western town. 139 00:06:10,703 --> 00:06:12,504 AIDE 3: Forty speed bike. Golden spokes. 140 00:06:12,506 --> 00:06:13,871 White horse with a brown tail. 141 00:06:13,873 --> 00:06:16,807 Not a pony. A horse! Got it? 142 00:06:16,809 --> 00:06:19,144 I got a pony, that charlatan. 143 00:06:19,146 --> 00:06:20,745 Enough of this, already. 144 00:06:20,747 --> 00:06:22,813 I'm a busy man. Now, get out of here. 145 00:06:22,815 --> 00:06:24,282 Just one more clip. 146 00:06:24,284 --> 00:06:25,716 This was the worst. 147 00:06:25,718 --> 00:06:27,418 [SOBBING] 148 00:06:27,420 --> 00:06:29,487 How could you do this to me? 149 00:06:29,489 --> 00:06:31,389 You're too old to run this company. 150 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:33,824 I'm taking over. Now, be out of here by noon. 151 00:06:33,826 --> 00:06:35,893 You can't do this. 152 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:39,164 I'm sorry, Dad. Merry Christmas. 153 00:06:39,166 --> 00:06:41,832 I kept his medical benefits going. 154 00:06:41,834 --> 00:06:43,368 That was nice, wasn't it? 155 00:06:46,273 --> 00:06:47,572 Huh? 156 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:55,413 What a terrible dream. 157 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:58,383 I've gotta lay off those commissary weenies. 158 00:07:01,754 --> 00:07:03,521 Probably another fruitcake. 159 00:07:03,523 --> 00:07:07,192 Who you calling a fruitcake? 160 00:07:07,194 --> 00:07:09,394 I'm the ghost of Christmas present. 161 00:07:09,396 --> 00:07:11,329 It's a pun. Get it? 162 00:07:14,367 --> 00:07:16,100 ♪ Thaddeus Plotz you mean old man ♪ 163 00:07:16,102 --> 00:07:17,602 ♪ Causing pain Wherever you can ♪ 164 00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:18,903 ♪ It's all about To hit the fan ♪ 165 00:07:18,905 --> 00:07:20,371 ♪ You greedy CEO ♪ 166 00:07:20,373 --> 00:07:21,939 ♪ You're guilty in the first degree ♪ 167 00:07:21,941 --> 00:07:23,208 ♪ Of causing pain and misery ♪ 168 00:07:23,210 --> 00:07:25,009 ♪ Now it's time for you to see ♪ 169 00:07:25,011 --> 00:07:26,578 ♪ So hang on, here we go ♪ 170 00:07:28,781 --> 00:07:30,548 What are we doing in this dump? 171 00:07:30,550 --> 00:07:32,617 Visiting somebody. 172 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:34,719 But I don't know anybody who lives here. 173 00:07:34,721 --> 00:07:36,087 Well, they know you. 174 00:07:38,725 --> 00:07:39,757 Come on. 175 00:07:40,893 --> 00:07:42,427 Lucky for you, they can't see us. 176 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:48,766 Oh, that Mr. Plotz. Someday I'll show him, I will. 177 00:07:48,768 --> 00:07:50,067 [GULPS] 178 00:07:50,069 --> 00:07:51,802 Aw, come on, son. 179 00:07:51,804 --> 00:07:54,739 Try not to let this spoil our Christmas. 180 00:07:54,741 --> 00:07:56,040 Don't worry about it. 181 00:07:56,042 --> 00:07:58,243 I'll get another job. You'll see. 182 00:07:58,245 --> 00:08:00,211 Duh, dinnertime. 183 00:08:01,514 --> 00:08:03,615 We couldn't afford a turkey this years, 184 00:08:03,617 --> 00:08:05,450 what that your father got fired. 185 00:08:06,919 --> 00:08:08,953 Uh, what's we havin'? 186 00:08:08,955 --> 00:08:11,456 Delicious turkey Jell-O. 187 00:08:11,458 --> 00:08:13,090 Yums. 188 00:08:13,092 --> 00:08:15,727 I'm adopted. I'll get even one day. 189 00:08:17,264 --> 00:08:19,163 Take me away from this place. 190 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:21,966 I gotta get out of here before that third ghost shows up. 191 00:08:21,968 --> 00:08:22,967 [BELL TOLLS] 192 00:08:26,205 --> 00:08:27,305 Oh, no. 193 00:08:28,875 --> 00:08:31,075 Security. Security. 194 00:08:31,077 --> 00:08:33,745 Oh, that's right. Ralph was security. 195 00:08:43,156 --> 00:08:44,322 [SCREAMS] 196 00:08:51,164 --> 00:08:53,331 [♪♪♪] 197 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:57,435 [RASPY] Thaddeus Plotz. 198 00:08:57,437 --> 00:08:58,770 [NORMAL VOICE] Hello. 199 00:08:58,772 --> 00:09:01,473 I'll be your ghost of Christmas future this evening. 200 00:09:09,516 --> 00:09:13,017 ♪ Relax, chill out Forget about your cares ♪ 201 00:09:13,019 --> 00:09:14,486 It's a man who knows what he wants. 202 00:09:14,488 --> 00:09:16,020 Also a man nobody wants. 203 00:09:16,022 --> 00:09:19,691 ♪ Come on, it's time for you To climb these stairs ♪ 204 00:09:19,693 --> 00:09:21,693 You got a good head on your shoulders, Plotz. 205 00:09:21,695 --> 00:09:23,194 Too bad you haven't got a neck. 206 00:09:23,196 --> 00:09:25,697 ♪ Show 'em what you can do ♪ This is stupid. 207 00:09:25,699 --> 00:09:28,700 ♪ The future's waiting for you ♪ Leave me alone. 208 00:09:28,702 --> 00:09:31,102 ♪ Come on, Plotz 'Cause you've got lots ♪ 209 00:09:31,104 --> 00:09:33,337 ♪ To see Before we're through ♪ 210 00:09:39,045 --> 00:09:42,714 WOMEN: ♪ He's a dream Hear us scream his name ♪ 211 00:09:42,716 --> 00:09:44,382 ♪ Plotz! ♪ 212 00:09:44,384 --> 00:09:47,719 ♪ Had no fun And he's the one to blame ♪ 213 00:09:47,721 --> 00:09:49,186 Hello, nurses. 214 00:09:49,188 --> 00:09:51,789 Say. Stop by the water tower, and I'll show you my stamps. 215 00:09:51,791 --> 00:09:54,358 But, Yakko, you don't have a stamp collection. 216 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:56,327 All right, then, you can open my mail. 217 00:09:56,329 --> 00:09:58,062 ♪ There's nothing he can't do ♪ 218 00:09:58,064 --> 00:09:59,230 They're crazy about me. 219 00:09:59,232 --> 00:10:00,798 ♪ He's handsome Yes, it's true ♪ 220 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:03,001 Let me know when those costumes get heavy. Rowr. 221 00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:05,770 ALL: ♪ Come on, Plotz, Because you've got lots ♪ 222 00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:08,339 ♪ To see Before we're-- ♪ 223 00:10:08,341 --> 00:10:10,074 You know what I like about you, Plotz? 224 00:10:10,076 --> 00:10:11,342 Absolutely nothing. 225 00:10:11,344 --> 00:10:12,644 [SCREAMS] 226 00:10:14,014 --> 00:10:19,417 ♪ Through ♪ 227 00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:21,285 [SCREAMING] 228 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:23,988 Nice of you to drop by. Welcome to your future. 229 00:10:23,990 --> 00:10:25,790 This looks like my office. 230 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:28,125 Not anymore. See? 231 00:10:29,395 --> 00:10:31,495 No! And tell that Urkel guy 232 00:10:31,497 --> 00:10:33,464 he's too old to wear his pants that high. 233 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:34,566 It's embarrassing! 234 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:40,805 What's that man doing in my chair? 235 00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:43,808 Oh, this isn't your office anymore. It's his. 236 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:45,242 Don't you recognize him? 237 00:10:46,245 --> 00:10:47,912 It's Ralph's son. 238 00:10:47,914 --> 00:10:50,982 He vowed to get even with you one day, remember? 239 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:52,817 Now he runs the studio. 240 00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:56,054 But what about me? Where am l? 241 00:10:57,156 --> 00:10:58,723 Psst. Over here. 242 00:11:04,130 --> 00:11:05,129 There. 243 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:10,201 The cemetery? Forest Woodlawn? 244 00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:12,070 No, not there. There. 245 00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:20,612 No. It can't be. 246 00:11:20,614 --> 00:11:22,914 Oh, but it is. Watch. 247 00:11:25,652 --> 00:11:27,619 ALL: Oh, Plotzy! 248 00:11:41,801 --> 00:11:43,835 This is my future? 249 00:11:43,837 --> 00:11:45,503 [♪♪♪] 250 00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:48,305 RALPH'S SON: Plotz! 251 00:11:48,307 --> 00:11:51,042 I thought I told you to get those kids under control! 252 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:52,644 But they're so fast. 253 00:11:52,646 --> 00:11:55,346 Then you're finished! You failed! You're fired! 254 00:11:55,348 --> 00:11:56,347 Merry Christmas. 255 00:12:01,154 --> 00:12:02,920 [♪♪♪] 256 00:12:08,662 --> 00:12:11,462 [SOBBING] No. No, it can't be. 257 00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:13,564 No! No, no, no, no. 258 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,466 No-o-o-o! 259 00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:16,467 [WEEPING] 260 00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:18,235 Eh? 261 00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:20,371 I'm back. I'm back. 262 00:12:26,112 --> 00:12:28,079 Hey! You down there! 263 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,681 What day is today? 264 00:12:29,683 --> 00:12:31,515 It's Christmas day. 265 00:12:31,517 --> 00:12:33,651 Whoa, dumber than advertised. 266 00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:35,820 I still have time. 267 00:12:35,822 --> 00:12:38,690 Go and buy the biggest fruitcake you can find 268 00:12:38,692 --> 00:12:40,825 and deliver it to Ralph's house. 269 00:12:40,827 --> 00:12:41,859 Here's some money. 270 00:12:41,861 --> 00:12:43,094 And keep the change. 271 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:44,595 Now, now, hurry. 272 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:45,897 We're rich. 273 00:12:45,899 --> 00:12:47,065 Yea, we're rich! 274 00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,868 RALPH & FAMILY: ♪ We wish you A merry Christmas ♪ 275 00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:52,603 ♪ We wish you A merry Christmas ♪ 276 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:54,638 ♪ We wish you A merry Christmas ♪ 277 00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:56,908 ♪ And a really swell New Years ♪ 278 00:12:59,746 --> 00:13:00,745 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 279 00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:06,517 Special delivery. 280 00:13:07,721 --> 00:13:09,754 Merry Christmas. 281 00:13:09,756 --> 00:13:13,124 Ralph, what's this I hear about you leaving the studio? 282 00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:15,559 Ah, you said you fireds me. 283 00:13:15,561 --> 00:13:16,694 [LAUGHS] 284 00:13:16,696 --> 00:13:19,330 No, I said you inspired me, inspired me. 285 00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:22,734 I want you back, Ralph. But take a week off first. 286 00:13:22,736 --> 00:13:25,302 Why, this must be the little woman, so to speak. 287 00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:29,540 Oh, I'm charmed, I'm sures. 288 00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:31,776 And you, Ralph Jr. You like me, don't you? 289 00:13:31,778 --> 00:13:33,044 No hard feelings, right? 290 00:13:33,046 --> 00:13:36,147 Please don't ever take over the studio. Please. 291 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:37,281 I'll give you a pony. 292 00:13:37,283 --> 00:13:38,515 I want a horse. 293 00:13:38,517 --> 00:13:39,784 [KNOCKING] 294 00:13:42,188 --> 00:13:45,890 We got the biggest fruitcake we could find. It's outside. 295 00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:50,895 Well, where is it? We're hungry. 296 00:13:50,897 --> 00:13:51,896 Okay. 297 00:13:51,898 --> 00:13:52,897 [WHISTLES] 298 00:13:59,806 --> 00:14:00,805 [MUMBLING] 299 00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:05,042 Don't worry, Mr. Plotz. 300 00:14:05,044 --> 00:14:06,944 We'll have you out of there by Easter. 301 00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:12,850 Merry Christmas to you too. 302 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,153 [RINGING] 303 00:14:24,798 --> 00:14:26,164 [♪♪♪] 304 00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:31,969 [♪♪♪] 305 00:14:39,245 --> 00:14:42,680 CHILDREN: ♪ Silent night ♪ 306 00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:45,716 ♪ Holy night ♪ 307 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:49,053 ♪ All is calm ♪ 308 00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:52,323 ♪ All is bright ♪ 309 00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:58,562 ♪ Round yon virgin Mother and child ♪ 310 00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:04,902 ♪ Holy infant So tender and mild ♪ 311 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:11,742 ♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪ 312 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:17,114 ♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪ 313 00:15:17,116 --> 00:15:18,983 [BAAING] 314 00:15:19,685 --> 00:15:21,585 [♪♪♪] 315 00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:24,455 ALL: ♪ We three shepherds Traveling far ♪ 316 00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:27,524 ♪ How we wish That we had a car ♪ 317 00:15:27,526 --> 00:15:30,494 ♪ We cannot sleep Because with our sheep ♪ 318 00:15:30,496 --> 00:15:33,364 ♪ We're following yonder star ♪ 319 00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:36,433 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 320 00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:40,437 ♪ Star of wonder Star of night ♪ 321 00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:44,441 ♪ Star of royal beauty bright ♪ 322 00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:48,412 ♪ Westward leading Still proceeding ♪ 323 00:15:48,414 --> 00:15:53,150 ♪ Guide us to Thy perfect light ♪ 324 00:15:56,122 --> 00:16:00,791 CHILDREN: ♪ Oh, little town Of Bethlehem ♪ 325 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:05,429 ♪ How still we see thee lie ♪ 326 00:16:05,431 --> 00:16:10,334 ♪ Above thy deep And dreamless sleep ♪ 327 00:16:10,336 --> 00:16:14,972 ♪ The silent stars go by ♪ 328 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:20,111 ♪ Yet in thy dark street Shineth ♪ 329 00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:24,081 ♪ The everlasting light ♪ 330 00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:29,921 ♪ The hopes and fears Of all the years ♪ 331 00:16:29,923 --> 00:16:34,392 ♪ Are met in thee tonight ♪ 332 00:16:37,463 --> 00:16:43,000 ♪ Away in a manger No crib for his bed ♪ 333 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:48,940 ♪ The little Lord Jesus Lays down his sweet head ♪ 334 00:16:48,942 --> 00:16:55,313 ♪ The stars in the sky look Down where he lay ♪ 335 00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:58,449 ♪ The little Lord Jesus ♪ 336 00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:03,454 ♪ Asleep on the hay ♪ 337 00:17:11,597 --> 00:17:13,030 [♪♪♪] 338 00:17:21,107 --> 00:17:26,978 ALL: ♪ We three kings of Orient are Bearing gifts we traverse afar ♪ 339 00:17:26,980 --> 00:17:30,147 ♪ Field and fountain Moor and mountain ♪ 340 00:17:30,149 --> 00:17:32,984 ♪ Following yonder star ♪ 341 00:17:32,986 --> 00:17:35,987 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 342 00:17:35,989 --> 00:17:39,991 ♪ Star of wonder Star of night ♪ 343 00:17:39,993 --> 00:17:43,995 ♪ Star of royal beauty bright ♪ 344 00:17:43,997 --> 00:17:48,232 ♪ Westward leading Still proceeding ♪ 345 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:52,970 ♪ Guide us to Thy perfect light ♪ 346 00:17:54,007 --> 00:17:55,706 [HORSES TROTTING] 347 00:17:59,212 --> 00:18:03,747 ♪ Come, they told me Parum-pa pum-pum ♪ 348 00:18:05,051 --> 00:18:09,553 ♪ Our newborn king to see Parum-pa pum-pum ♪ 349 00:18:11,157 --> 00:18:15,526 ♪ Our finest gifts we bring Parum-pa pum-pum ♪ 350 00:18:17,030 --> 00:18:21,499 ALL: ♪ To lay before the king Parum-pa pum-pum ♪ 351 00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:24,601 ♪ Rum-pa pum-pum, Rum-pa pum-pum ♪ 352 00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:31,875 ♪ So to honor him Parum-pa pum-pum ♪ 353 00:18:31,877 --> 00:18:33,911 ♪ When we come ♪ 354 00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:42,353 ALL: ♪ Baby Jesus Parum-pa pum-pum ♪ 355 00:18:44,223 --> 00:18:47,724 ♪ We are just poor kids too Parum-pa pum-pum ♪ 356 00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:54,165 ♪ We have no gift to bring Parum-pa pum-pum ♪ 357 00:18:56,502 --> 00:19:00,271 ♪ That's fit to give our king Parum-pa pum-pum ♪ 358 00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:03,340 ♪ Rum-pa pum-pum Rum-pa pum-pum ♪ 359 00:19:05,111 --> 00:19:09,313 ♪ Shall I play for you Parum-pa pum-pum ♪ 360 00:19:10,716 --> 00:19:13,250 ♪ On my drum? ♪ 361 00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:20,057 [JAZZY VERSION] ♪ Mary nodded Parum-pa pum-pum ♪ 362 00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:25,396 ♪ The ox and lamb kept time Parum-pa pum-pum ♪ 363 00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:30,834 ♪ We play our drum for him Parum-pa pum-pum ♪ 364 00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:35,872 ♪ We play our best for him Parum-pa pum-pum ♪ 365 00:19:35,874 --> 00:19:38,976 ♪ Rum-pa pum-pum Rum-pa pum-pum ♪ 366 00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:40,311 So hit it. 367 00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:41,812 [PLAYING UP-TEMPO SWING BEAT] 368 00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:44,781 BOTH: ♪ Come, they told me Parum-pa pum-pum ♪ 369 00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:50,588 ♪ Our newborn king to see Parum-pa pum-pum ♪ 370 00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:55,459 ♪ Our finest gifts we bring Parum-pa pum-pum ♪ 371 00:19:55,461 --> 00:19:58,262 ♪ To lay before the king Parum-pa pum-pum ♪ 372 00:19:58,264 --> 00:20:00,431 ♪ Rum-pa pum-pum Rum-pa pum-pum ♪ 373 00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:09,140 ♪ So to honor him Parum-pa pum-pum ♪ 374 00:20:09,142 --> 00:20:12,209 ALL: ♪ On my drum ♪ 375 00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:30,528 ♪ And he smiled at me Parum-pa pum-pum ♪ 376 00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:34,198 ♪ Me and my drum ♪ 377 00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:43,573 [♪♪♪] 378 00:21:07,199 --> 00:21:08,499 ALL: Merry Christmas. 379 00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:10,000 [♪♪♪]