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[♪♪♪]
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ALL:
♪ It's time for Animaniacs ♪
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♪ And we're zany to the max ♪
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♪ So just sit back and relax ♪
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♪ You'll laugh
Till you collapse ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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BOTH:
♪ Come join
The Warner brothers ♪
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♪ And the Warner sister, Dot ♪
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ALL:
♪ Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot ♪
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♪ They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught ♪
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♪ But we break loose
And then vamoose ♪
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♪ And now you know the plot ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Dot is cute and Yakko yaks ♪
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♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪
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♪ While Bill Clinton
Plays the sax ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Meet Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ Who want to rule
The universe ♪
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♪ Goodfeathers flock together ♪
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♪ Slappy whacks 'em
With her purse ♪
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♪ Buttons chases Mindy ♪
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♪ While Rita sings a verse ♪
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♪ The writers flipped
We have no script ♪
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♪ Why bother to rehearse? ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ We have pay-or-play
Contracts ♪
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♪ We're zany to the max ♪
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♪ There's bologna
In our slacks ♪
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♪ We're Animan-y ♪
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♪ Totally insane-y ♪
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♪ Here's the show's name-y ♪
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♪ Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Those are the facts ♪
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[♪♪♪]
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[GRUNTING]
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[GRUNTING]
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[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]
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[DOOR OPENS & CLOSES]
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[BUGLING "REVEILLE"]
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Are you wakin' me up?
Are you wakin' me up?
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I guess you are,
because I am up.
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[MEN SOBBING]
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[SHEEP BLEATING]
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Silence!
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Eh.
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Who'd you expect, doc,
Warren Beatty?
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[BARKING BEETHOVEN'S
"SYMPHONY NO. 5"]
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[♪♪♪]
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♪ Hey, look at this store ♪
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♪ There's movies galore ♪
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♪ We've seen them
A thousand times over before ♪
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ALL:
♪ And that's why our brains
Don't work anymore ♪
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♪ The Player is a movie ♪
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♪ About finding
Fresh new scripts ♪
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♪ Like Rambo III and Rocky V
And Star Trek number six ♪
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♪ Eva joined with Zsa Zsa
And they formed a sister act ♪
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♪ But both were unforgiven
Because neither one could act ♪
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♪ The hand that rocked
The cradle ♪
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♪ Once belonged to Hook
You see ♪
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♪ But it got bored
And so it joined ♪
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♪ The Addams family ♪
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YAKKO:
♪ Amadeus was a genius ♪
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♪ Beethoven was a dog ♪
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♪ The Muppet Family Christmas ♪
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♪ Is about a pig and frog ♪
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DOT:
♪ There was a sled named Rosebud
And a citizen named Kane ♪
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♪ He rode it till
The snow was melted ♪
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♪ Now he's singing in the rain ♪
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WAKKO:
♪ The princess bride ♪
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♪ Got married
To the prince of tides ♪
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♪ Which now makes her dad
The Fisher King ♪
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♪ The father of the bride ♪
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ALL:
♪ And pretty soon ♪
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♪ You'll find them all
Inside the TV Guide ♪
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♪ Along with the stars
You like to see ♪
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♪ Like Hitchcock and Spielberg
And Oliver Stone ♪
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♪ Shirley MacLaine
And Sylvester Stallone ♪
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♪ Francis Ford Coppola
Hepburn and Tracy ♪
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♪ Robert Zemeckis
And Martin Scorsese ♪
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♪ Clint Eastwood, John Wayne
Woody Allen and Mia ♪
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♪ Robert De Niro
And Andy Garcia ♪
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♪ Sophia Loren, Streisand
Joan Crawford ♪
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♪ Paul Newman, Rock Hudson
Spike Lee, Peter Lawford ♪
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ALL:
♪ Jack Nicholson, Brando
And Marilyn Monroe ♪
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♪ And that's all the people
We know ♪
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[ALL PANTING]
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ALL:
Hello, nurse!
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[♪♪♪]
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[SIGHS]
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[SIGHS]
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[GROANS, THEN SCREAMS]
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[SCREAMING]
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BOTH:
Excellent.
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I'm the mightiest duck
of all.
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Says who,
you diaper-clad upstart?
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[BOTH COUGHING]
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Say the secret word
and the ducks come down.
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Oh, no! Yakko!
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Is there a doctor in the house?
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ALL:
Take two aspirin,
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and call us in the morning.
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Relax, I'm fine.
[GROWLING]
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[ROARS]
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Relatively speaking.
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[GROWLING]
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Whoa. Tsk, tsk, tsk.
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You haven't been flossing.
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Oh?
When's the last time
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you went to the dentist,
young man?
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These teeth need cleaning.
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[BELCHES]
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[ROARING]
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Better give him
the bill later.
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Hey, give that back.
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[♪♪♪]
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[STOMPING]
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[BOTH WHINNY]
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[ROARS]
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Charge.
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[ROARS]
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Retreat.
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[BUGLE PLAYING "TAPS"]
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Leave them alone, man.
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[ROARS]
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[SCREAMS]
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[ALL SPITTING]
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Let's drop a sandbag
on him.
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I got a better idea.
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Come on.
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Let's drop a bomb.
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[ROARING]
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Bombs away!
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[♪♪♪]
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[GROWLING]
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[LAUGHS]
Guess we showed him.
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[ROARS]
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[GROANS]
Maybe not.
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DOT: I wanna drive.
YAKKO: No, I'm driving.
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WAKKO:
I never get to drive.
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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[GROWLING]
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Fire. Definitely,
definitely fire.
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[THUNDER CRASHES]
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[GROWLING]
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[ROARING]
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[ALL CHEERING]
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Yippee!
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[♪♪♪]
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ALL:
♪ We're glad the dinosaur
Is gone ♪
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♪ He was an easy mark ♪
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♪ But if we ever miss him
We can rent Jurassic Park ♪
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♪ So when it comes to clunkers ♪
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♪ Like The Babe
Or like Presidio ♪
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♪ Don't pay 7.50
Just catch 'em on home video ♪
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♪ As for us, it's bye-bye time
So long, now toodle-oo ♪
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♪ We've had quite enough
Of this ♪
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♪ Video revue ♪
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[♪♪♪]
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Gee, Brain,
what do you wanna do tonight?
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The same thing we do
every night, Pinky.
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Try to take over the world.
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♪ They're Pinky and the Brain
They're Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ One is a genius
The other's insane ♪
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♪ To prove their mousy worth ♪
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♪ They'll overthrow the Earth ♪
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♪ They're dinky
They're Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪
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[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]
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At last, I've done it.
I've finished.
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The end.
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The Time Machine by H.G. Wells.
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Too bad it's just science
fiction and not science fact.
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[♪♪♪]
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I suppose
there are some things
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that man cannot meddle with.
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BRAIN:
Perhaps man cannot,
my dear Mr. Wells,
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but mouse can.
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[♪♪♪]
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Come, Pinky.
Time to put my plan into action.
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[PANTING]
Just a sec, Brain.
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I think I'm finally
getting somewhere.
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BRAIN:
By utilizing invisible forces
of nature,
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we shall make
this time machine work.
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But how, Brain?
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With this.
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Um, Brain, it's not quite
invisible, is it?
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See, I can see it
quite plainly.
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[GRUNTS]
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I can even feel it.
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This paper clip...
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[GRUNTS]
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...will serve
as an antenna,
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grabbing neutrinos
from the cosmos--
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[GRUNTS]
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--and providing ignition
for this craft.
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Astonishin', Brain.
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Um, will it also roast
marshmallows?
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[WHIMPERS]
Actually, it might.
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But first, we shall travel
back to the primordial era,
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alter the course of evolution,
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and then return
to the present
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to a world dominated
not by humans,
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but by mice.
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And they shall choose me
as their leader.
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Egad, Brain.
Brilliant!
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Oh. Oh, wait.
No, no.
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Um, why will they pick you?
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Because I'm very likable.
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[TIME MACHINE WHIRRING]
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Now, Pinky, let us begin
a journey that will end
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[ECHOING]
when mice rule the Earth.
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A house divided cannot stand.
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Let them eat cake.
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I came, I saw, I conquered.
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Here we are, Pinky,
at the dawn of time.
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[♪♪♪]
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[YAWNS]
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Narf, Brain.
Wake me at the noon of time.
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[PLAYS RIMSHOT]
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What was that?
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Engine knock.
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Behold, Pinky.
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Our ancient prehistoric
ancestor.
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[SQUEALING]
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Uh.
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[GIBBERS]
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This is a crucial time
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in the development
of our two species.
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PINKY:
What, lunch?
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BRAIN:
We will teach
the prehistoric mice
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how to leap up
and grab the best food.
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They will eat it
and grow strong,
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leaving the crumbs
for mankind.
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Our ancestors
will prevail.
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Narf! Whoo!
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These are fun, Brain!
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Wee!
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Narf! Poit! D'oh! Eee!
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Ah! Aie! Doi!
Poit! D'oh!
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[GRUNTS]
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Pinky,
cease and desist.
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Unhand me,
you future Neanderthal.
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[GRUNTS]
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[GRUNTS]
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[MICE GRUNTING]
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[GRUNTS]
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[GRUNTS]
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Where are we going now, Brain?
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BRAIN:
Forward, to another
key evolutionary moment,
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after a brief stopover
in 1853.
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Why 1853, Brain?
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Because, Pinky,
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that's when aspirin
was invented.
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[♪♪♪]
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Pinky, if mice have weapons
before man,
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they can rule
the bearded bipeds.
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We must demonstrate this
to our ancestors.
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Right.
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With this charming selection,
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you'll just wow them
at the cookout.
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And the tops are removable
for easy cleaning. Narf.
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[GROANING]
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Some mice have more evolving
to do than others.
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Observe how technology
triumphs.
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We're too late.
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[♪♪♪]
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All is not lost, Pinky.
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We can still travel forward
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to the next key moment
in mouse evolution.
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Then we will return
to a time when--
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Oh, oh, oh,
can I say it this time, Brain?
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Oh, all right.
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PINKY [ECHOING]:
When mice rule the Earth!
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If mice are first
to control fire,
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they will rise above mankind.
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Look,
primitive Neolithic rodents.
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Look and learn.
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One of the primal forces
of nature.
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That would be pain.
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Yeah.
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No, Pinky, fire.
Show them how to make fire.
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Oh, right. Of course.
Ahem.
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Okay, first then,
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you take this thingy here,
right?
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And then this thingy here,
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and you smash 'em together
like this:
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Poit.
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Egad, Brain.
I did it.
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I discovered fire.
Yes.
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Oh!
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[SCREAMING]
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Oh, blessed relief.
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[GASPS]
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[♪♪♪]
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[TRUMPETS]
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Narf. Here, you try.
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I'm comin', Brain!
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Narf. Poit.
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Oooga-booga!
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[ROARS]
Ooga-booga! Narf!
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[WHIMPERING]
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Zounds, I guess I saved you,
Brain.
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00:17:03,289 --> 00:17:06,290
Actually, Pinky, that woolly
mammoth was the only thing
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00:17:06,292 --> 00:17:08,559
keeping the saber-toothed
tiger at bay.
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[TIGER GROWLING]
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Look, Pinky.
We've succeeded.
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They've learned
to make fire.
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[ROARS]
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[GROWLING]
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PINKY:
We made it, Brain.
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Yes, Pinky.
Let us return to 1895.
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[♪♪♪]
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[GASPS]
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Egad, Brain.
We're giant mice.
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Pinky, are you pondering
what I'm pondering?
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I think so, Brain,
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00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:56,140
but culottes have
a tendency to ride up so.
321
00:17:57,276 --> 00:17:59,810
No, Pinky.
We're not giants.
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We're just the same.
It's the world that's changed.
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For I have created
a new world,
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a mouse world,
a perfect world.
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Narf.
Poit. Egad.
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Poit, narf, egad.
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Poit, narf.
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MOUSE 1: Narf.
MOUSE 2: Poit.
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MOUSE 3: Egad.
MOUSE 4: Zoit.
330
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MOUSE 5: Zounds.
MOUSE 6: Poit.
331
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MOUSE 7: Egad.
MOUSE 8: Poit.
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MOUSE 9: Zounds.
333
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MOUSE 10: Narf.
MOUSE 11: Poit.
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MOUSE 12: Egad.
[BANGING]
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Quickly, Pinky.
We must return to the past.
336
00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:29,306
I must change it all
back again.
337
00:18:29,308 --> 00:18:30,641
But why, Brain?
338
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It'd be easy to rule
a world of mice like them.
339
00:18:33,046 --> 00:18:34,578
[BANGING ON DOOR]
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MOUSE 13: Poit.
MOUSE 14: Egad.
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MOUSE 15: Zoit.
MOUSE 16: Zort.
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00:18:37,716 --> 00:18:40,551
Yes, Pinky,
but who would want to?
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MOUSE 17: Narf.
MOUSE 18: Poit.
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00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,354
MOUSE 19: Egad.
MOUSE 20: Poit.
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MOUSE 20: Zounds.
♪ They're dinky ♪
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♪ They're Pinky
And the Brain ♪
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00:18:46,225 --> 00:18:48,225
♪ Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪
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[♪♪♪]
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Whoa, Wakko, Dot, hold up.
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00:18:58,670 --> 00:18:59,770
Why?
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00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:01,171
It's that time again.
352
00:19:01,173 --> 00:19:03,473
Oh, no.
Not the Wheel of Morality.
353
00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:07,144
Afraid so. It's time to learn
the moral of today's story.
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00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:10,381
[BOTH SOBBING]
No! No!
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00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:11,748
Hey, come on.
356
00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:14,551
The Wheel of Morality
adds boring educational value
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to what would otherwise be
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00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:18,055
an almost entirely
entertaining program.
359
00:19:18,057 --> 00:19:20,357
But the morals
make no sense.
360
00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:22,927
It's totally bogus.
361
00:19:22,929 --> 00:19:27,164
Who came up with this stupid
Wheel of Morality idea, anyway?
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00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,400
The execs
at the Fox Kids Network.
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00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:30,401
Oh.
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00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:32,236
[CHUCKLES]
They did?
365
00:19:32,238 --> 00:19:33,938
What a great idea.
366
00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:37,241
Yeah, I love
the Wheel of Morality.
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00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:43,147
So...
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00:19:43,149 --> 00:19:45,249
Wheel of Morality
Turn, turn, turn
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Tell us the lesson
That we should learn
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And the moral
of today's show is...
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win a free trip to Tahiti.
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ALL:
We won, we won, we won, we won!
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[WHISTLE BLOWS]
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ALL:
Yike!
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[♪♪♪]
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[APPLAUSE]
377
00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:16,847
WARNERS:
♪ We're so sad
We've no more time together ♪
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00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:21,018
♪ Just to drop an anvil
On your head ♪
379
00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:25,022
♪ And stuff your pockets
Full of dynamite ♪
380
00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:28,359
♪ Then tie you
To a rhino's head ♪
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[APPLAUSE]
382
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Good night, everybody!
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00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:35,966
Bye!
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00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:37,334
Spoil your dinner.
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00:20:38,504 --> 00:20:40,504
[♪♪♪]
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ALL:
Ciao, America.