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[♪♪♪]
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♪ It's time for Animaniacs ♪
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♪ And we're zany to the max ♪
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♪ So just sit back and relax ♪
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♪ You'll laugh
Till you collapse ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Come join
The Warner brothers ♪
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♪ And the Warner sister,
Dot ♪
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♪ Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot ♪
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♪ They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught ♪
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♪ But we break loose
And then vamoose ♪
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♪ And now you know the plot ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Dot is cute and Yakko yaks ♪
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♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪
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♪ While Bill Clinton
Plays the sax ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Meet Pinky and the Brain
Who want to rule the universe ♪
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♪ Goodfeathers flock together ♪
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♪ Slappy whacks 'em
With her purse ♪
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♪ Buttons chases Mindy
While Rita sings a verse ♪
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♪ The writers flipped
We have no script ♪
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♪ Why bother to rehearse? ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ We have pay-or-play
Contracts ♪
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♪ We're zany to the max
There's bologna in our slacks ♪
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♪ We're Animan-y ♪
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♪ Totally insane-y ♪
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♪ Miss Cellany ♪
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♪ Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Those are the facts ♪
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[♪♪♪]
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[WHISTLE BLOWING]
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RUNT:
Uh, Rita?
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Rita, tell me
how it's gonna be.
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I already told you
16 times.
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I wanna hear it
again.
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Yeah, de-- Definitely
wanna hear it again.
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♪ We can take care
Of ourselves ♪
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♪ We're independent
me and you ♪
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That's true.
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♪ We don't need any humans
To tell us what to do ♪
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♪ From now on, we're living ♪
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♪ Where nobody can get
In our way ♪
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And, uh, where are
we gonna be living?
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♪ Monterey ♪
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Oh, that's right. Like--
Like the cheese.
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♪ Monterey, Monterey ♪
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♪ It's the California livi''
With the sun and the surf ♪
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♪ And we'll never have
To give in ♪
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♪ To another
Human master again ♪
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♪ It's Cannery Row
For dinner ♪
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♪ And then
We'll sleep on the beach ♪
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♪ Where the sand is heaped up
In piles ♪
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Definitely a lot of sand.
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RITA:
♪ A litter box for miles ♪
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♪ You'll never have to fetch
Another slipper again ♪
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♪ No more having
To pretend to be nice ♪
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♪ We're finally free ♪
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♪ From now on we'll be
With the sun ♪
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♪ And the sand
And the thundering seas ♪
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♪ On the cliffs of the harbor
With the cypress trees ♪
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♪ And the Fisherman's Wharf
It's all there ♪
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♪ In Monterey ♪
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RITA:
We're here. Jump.
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That was fun.
Let's do it again.
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Oh, yeah.
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[SPITS]
I just love hay up my nose.
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Let's see. The beach should be
right over that hill.
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What you got
in your hand?
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Only a mouse,
George.
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I hate cameos.
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Men don't play
with mice.
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Are you pondering
what I'm pondering?
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[SPLATS]
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Oh, Rita.
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Nice ocean view, eh?
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You didn't tell me
there'd be bunnies.
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Bunnies?
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We must've taken
a wrong turn at Solvang.
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Hello, little
bunny-wunnies.
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You're
making me sick.
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MAN:
Dinnertime.
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♪ Ba-dabba-dabba-loo-bum ♪
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♪ Ba-dadda-looda-lee-bum ♪
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♪ Ba-dee-da-la-ba-doo
Da-lee-bum ♪
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♪ Everybody gather
Around now ♪
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♪ Eat it up and gobble it down ♪
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That's right.
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♪ Eat your food
You'll all see ♪
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♪ Pretty soon you'll all be ♪
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♪ Nice and fat and furry
And round ♪
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♪ Look at this fur
Ain't it purty? ♪
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♪ So soft and so shiny
And sleek ♪
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♪ We take our time
Don't rush it ♪
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♪ Clean and shine
And brush it ♪
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♪ Every single day of the week ♪
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♪ Tweedle-dee-dee-ah ♪
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♪ Tweedle-dee-doo ♪
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♪ Eat up all them carrots
And plants ♪
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♪ If you want
A furry rabbit ♪
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♪ Then come on down
and grab it ♪
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♪ At Happy Bob's Bunny Ranch ♪
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Well, what have
we here?
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I could use
an extra set of eyes
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to keep the troops
in line.
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Do you wanna watch
the rabbits?
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[BARKS]
Hello, little lady.
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You're just what I need
for my barn.
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You're a lucky cat,
all right.
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You get to
chase the rats.
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♪ This is great
This is perfect ♪
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♪ It's always the same thing
With cats ♪
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♪ There's always
Some ignorant human assumin' ♪
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♪ We like to chase rats ♪
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♪ I'm getting real sick
Of the stereotypical view ♪
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♪ We can't be controlled ♪
[SNIFFS]
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♪ And we hate to be told
What to do ♪
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[SHRIEKS]
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♪ They misunderstand us
They can't command us ♪
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♪ We don't purr if we're not
In the mood ♪
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♪ Humans believe
That the animals love them ♪
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♪ But all we want
Is their food ♪
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Pbbt!
♪ I don't need this job ♪
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♪ I won't work
For that slob anyhow ♪
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♪ I'm telling Runt
That it's over ♪
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♪ We're leaving right now ♪
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[MOOS]
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"Moo" yourself,
you lower life form.
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[GRUNTS]
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That's two minutes
in the penalty box
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for clipping.
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That's it.
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We're out of here.
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[SIGHS]
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I guess we can
leave tomorrow.
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[YAWNS]
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Definitely.
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[ALL YAWN]
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Bedtime.
Definitely bedtime.
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♪ It's time to close
Your bunny eyes ♪
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♪ And rest your bunny heads ♪
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♪ Sleep all night through ♪
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♪ And I hope that you ♪
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♪ Won't wet your bunny beds ♪
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Definitely don't wanna
wet the bunny beds.
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Hey, it's a cartoon.
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What'd you expect,
Sondheim?
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[CROWS]
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BOB:
Rise and shine.
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All right, you bunnies,
let's hop to it.
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[YAWNING]
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Come on.
Got a schedule to keep.
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Huh?
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[SNIFFING]
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Mm. Fur.
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Nice and soft
like the bunny.
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[GASPS]
Bunnies?
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Uh-oh.
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Bunny coats.
Definitely bunny coats.
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Cute little varmint.
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You're gonna make a nice,
white, furry coat,
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ain't you?
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[WHIMPERS]
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[BARKING, GROWLING]
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Gotcha.
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BOB:
Come back here, you mutt!
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[BARKING]
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Come out, come out,
wherever you are.
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Great horny toads.
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Yeeeow!
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[BARKING]
Ow!
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[GRUNTS]
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[♪♪♪]
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RUNT:
Uh, Rita?
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RITA:
I told you to go
before we got on the train.
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And that goes for
the rest of you too.
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[♪♪♪]
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[SCRAPING]
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[GURGLING]
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Puppy bone.
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[WHIMPERS]
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[GIGGLES]
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Mindy.
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Oh, there
you are, hon.
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Everything okay
out here?
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Hi, lady.
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Mom.
Call me Mom.
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Okay, lady.
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[SIGH]
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Look what I have
for you, hon.
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Isn't she pretty?
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Dolly doll.
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Mm.
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A brand-new one
for my little girl.
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Dolly.
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[MUMBLING]
Dolly.
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Careful.
It wets.
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Okay. I love you,
bye-bye.
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[GASPS]
Buttons!
Mm?
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what are you
doing?!
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[GULPS]
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Bad dog.
Digging up the yard.
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You've been
going through
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the garbage again,
haven't you?
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Get to your doghouse
this instant, do you hear me?
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We won't need this old thing
anymore, thank goodness.
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Now to call Mary Beth
and gloat about my new apron.
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Whee! Yay!
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Yeah!
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00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:06,070
Hello, Mr. Man.
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Hi, Mindy.
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[GASPS]
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Dolly.
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[GRUNTING]
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[WOOFS]
Whee!
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[WHIMPERS, SHIVERS]
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[GRUNTING]
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[SQUEALS]
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[GASPS]
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[BARKING]
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00:11:11,605 --> 00:11:13,237
Dolly?
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[GRUMBLING]
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00:11:24,283 --> 00:11:25,917
Dolly?
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[BARKS]
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Buttons.
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[HOWLS]
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Ooh. Dolly.
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[GRUNTING]
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[GRUNTS]
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00:12:00,654 --> 00:12:02,386
[GIGGLING]
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[GASPS]
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00:12:17,003 --> 00:12:18,803
Hi, Buttons.
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Wheee!
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[GIGGLING]
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00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:52,369
MINDY:
Dolly.
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[SQUEALS WITH DELIGHT]
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[GASPS]
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00:13:05,384 --> 00:13:07,685
[WHIMPERS]
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00:13:13,727 --> 00:13:15,126
[MOANS]
241
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[GROANS]
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[WHIMPERING]
[CANS CLANKING]
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[WHIMPERING]
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[GRUNTS]
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[WHIMPERS]
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MINDY:
Dolly.
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Where's dolly?
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[BARKING]
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00:14:04,543 --> 00:14:06,510
[WHIMPERING]
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[PANTING]
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00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:11,115
[MINDY
GIGGLING]
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Dolly.
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00:14:27,566 --> 00:14:30,301
Well, no, it would never
fit you, Mary Beth.
254
00:14:32,138 --> 00:14:33,838
[PHONE CLANKS]
Well, I never!
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00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:35,739
Mary Beth's just jealous
of my new apron.
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00:14:36,943 --> 00:14:39,043
And how's
my little darling?
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00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,344
Mindy. Where did
you get that?
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I thought
I threw that away.
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Buttons.
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Buttons.
I thought I told you
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not to dig through
the trash can.
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You'd think there was something
important in there,
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for heaven's sakes.
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00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:56,593
Well, it's bath time
for you.
265
00:15:02,368 --> 00:15:04,035
[♪♪♪]
266
00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:09,006
[♪♪♪]
267
00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:15,379
[♪♪♪]
268
00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:20,617
ALL:
♪ In the mall, in the mall
In the glorious mall ♪
269
00:15:20,619 --> 00:15:24,688
♪ We'll find a birthday gift
For Dr. Scratchansniff ♪
270
00:15:24,690 --> 00:15:26,724
Don't you love it
when we sing the plot?
271
00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:28,525
♪ Something nifty
Something thrifty ♪
272
00:15:28,527 --> 00:15:30,661
♪ For our shrinky
Scratchansniffty ♪
273
00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:32,864
♪ In the mall ♪
274
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Clothes.
Candy.
275
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,434
Babes.
276
00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:39,036
[♪♪♪]
277
00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:43,307
Hello, 90210s.
Hello, 90210s.
278
00:15:44,543 --> 00:15:47,278
Boys. Control
yourselves.
279
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:48,812
Yes. We are
on a mission.
280
00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:51,949
MAN [ON TAPE]:
Good morning, Mr. Phelps.
281
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,851
Mission
implausible.
282
00:15:53,853 --> 00:15:56,254
Your mission, should you
decide to accept it,
283
00:15:56,256 --> 00:15:58,622
is to buy a gift
for Dr. Scratchansniff.
284
00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:01,325
This tape will self-destruct
in six seconds.
285
00:16:02,728 --> 00:16:04,828
Was it food
or was it Memorex?
286
00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:06,264
[GULPS, EXPLOSION]
287
00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:07,765
[BELCHES]
288
00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:09,867
More like indigestion.
289
00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:12,469
ALL:
Let's shop.
290
00:16:15,174 --> 00:16:17,074
Hey. Mine's not working.
291
00:16:18,177 --> 00:16:19,810
Middle-kid
syndrome.
292
00:16:27,954 --> 00:16:30,021
BOTH:
Would you like
to take a survey?
293
00:16:30,023 --> 00:16:31,255
Okay.
294
00:16:31,257 --> 00:16:32,256
Do you eat beans?
295
00:16:32,258 --> 00:16:33,624
Would you like to
see a new movie
296
00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:34,691
starring
George Wendt?
297
00:16:34,693 --> 00:16:36,227
Do you eat beans
with George Wendt?
298
00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:37,694
Would you like to
see George Wendt
299
00:16:37,696 --> 00:16:39,130
eating beans
in a movie?
300
00:16:39,132 --> 00:16:41,098
Do you eat beans
at George Wendt movies?
301
00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:42,300
Would you see
George Wendt
302
00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:43,801
in a bean-eating
movie?
303
00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:45,069
How many beans
do you eat
304
00:16:45,071 --> 00:16:46,670
at George Wendt
bean-eating movies?
305
00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:49,273
How many bean-eating movies
have you seen with George Wendt?
306
00:16:49,275 --> 00:16:52,109
Um, it's not that we wouldn't
like to take your survey.
307
00:16:52,111 --> 00:16:53,444
Uh...
308
00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:55,512
it's more like we'd rather
have dental surgery.
309
00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:57,648
BOTH:
Mwah.
310
00:16:57,650 --> 00:17:00,384
If you were a bean, what
kind of bean would you be?
311
00:17:00,386 --> 00:17:02,286
Wait. We're not
finished.
312
00:17:02,288 --> 00:17:04,021
You'll have to
start over now.
313
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,289
WAKKO:
That was kind of fun.
314
00:17:05,291 --> 00:17:07,724
YAKKO:
Yeah. Like waiting in line
at the DMV.
315
00:17:07,726 --> 00:17:10,261
WAKKO:
So, what are we gonna get
Dr. Scratchy?
316
00:17:10,263 --> 00:17:12,296
DOT:
Ooh. How about an outfit
317
00:17:12,298 --> 00:17:14,231
from Oedipus Rex
Men's Wear?
318
00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:15,866
YAKKO:
Nah. His mom would hate those.
319
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,468
Look. Freudian Slips.
320
00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:18,936
YAKKO:
Uh-uh. He makes his own.
321
00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:21,038
I wonder what you get
a "p-sychiatrist"
322
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,340
for his birthday?
323
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,409
[♪♪♪]
324
00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:31,349
Let's get
Dr. Scratchansniff
325
00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:33,050
a pretty new dress.
326
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,186
Are you kidding?
With his figure?
327
00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:39,991
BOTH:
Would you like to
take a survey?
328
00:17:39,993 --> 00:17:41,125
No, we wouldn't.
329
00:17:41,127 --> 00:17:42,826
But he would.
330
00:17:42,828 --> 00:17:44,095
Do you
eat beans?
331
00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:46,397
Would you see a new movie
starring George Wendt?
332
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,132
Do you eat beans
with George Wendt?
333
00:17:48,134 --> 00:17:50,534
Would you see George Wendt
eating beans in a movie?
334
00:17:50,536 --> 00:17:52,569
Do you eat beans
at George Wendt movies?
335
00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:54,671
Would you like to eat
George Wendt's beans?
336
00:17:55,774 --> 00:17:57,408
BOTH:
Invalid survey.
337
00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:01,245
I know.
338
00:18:02,448 --> 00:18:04,982
How about we get Scratchy
a birthday suit?
339
00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:06,984
BOTH:
Would you like to take a survey?
340
00:18:06,986 --> 00:18:09,020
No. Would you like to
take a hike?
341
00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:12,589
WOMAN 1:
Maybe they don't like beans.
342
00:18:12,591 --> 00:18:14,558
[♪♪♪]
343
00:18:18,564 --> 00:18:21,399
Do you think Scratchy
would like some cologne?
344
00:18:21,401 --> 00:18:24,135
We have Obsession,
Repression
345
00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:26,437
and Ecstasy.
346
00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:30,241
Do you have anything
for beginners?
347
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:33,511
[SWALLOWS]
348
00:18:35,314 --> 00:18:36,313
Ah.
349
00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:41,252
BOTH:
Would you like to
take a survey?
350
00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:42,253
Never give up,
do you?
351
00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:43,620
We're persistent.
352
00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:46,090
Try using a better
deodorant.
353
00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:50,594
WOMAN 2:
Maybe they don't like
George Wendt.
354
00:18:50,596 --> 00:18:52,729
[♪♪♪]
355
00:18:52,731 --> 00:18:55,032
[ALL PANTING]
356
00:18:55,034 --> 00:18:57,134
BOTH:
Would you like to take a survey?
357
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:58,969
[ALL SCREAM]
358
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:03,374
BOTH:
Would you like to take a survey?
359
00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:05,176
No.
360
00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:07,778
[BOTH SCREAMING]
361
00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:10,147
Elevator go
down the hole.
362
00:19:13,919 --> 00:19:16,820
How about this for Scratchy?
It plays Bach.
363
00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:18,989
Yeah. But does it
play forward?
364
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:21,325
[DRUM ROLL]
365
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:22,826
[PLAYING CLASSICAL MUSIC]
366
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:25,162
BOTH:
Would you like to
take a survey?
367
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,198
See? It's a running-gag thing.
368
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:29,567
I think everyone
gets the idea now.
369
00:19:29,569 --> 00:19:31,168
[SCREAMS]
370
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:34,071
I can't take it
anymore. I give up.
371
00:19:34,073 --> 00:19:37,774
But what are we gonna get
Dr. Scratchansniff?
372
00:19:37,776 --> 00:19:39,243
Ah.
373
00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:45,749
[♪♪♪]
374
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:52,189
Oh. A present for me?
375
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,424
Well, well.
376
00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:56,793
What a surprising surprise
for me on my natal day.
377
00:19:56,795 --> 00:19:59,630
Just a little something
we wrapped up.
378
00:20:01,134 --> 00:20:02,500
[GASPS]
Aw.
379
00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:04,868
"For our beloved
Dr. Scratchansniff.
380
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:08,705
"A gift to let you know
we're not so bad after all.
381
00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:11,509
X's and O's.
Yakko, Wakko and Dot."
382
00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:15,479
I am opening carefully,
expecting a bomb,
383
00:20:15,481 --> 00:20:17,748
but acting polite,
don't you know.
384
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:19,983
BOTH:
Would you like to
take a survey?
385
00:20:19,985 --> 00:20:22,286
[ALL SCREAM]
386
00:20:22,288 --> 00:20:23,754
WOMAN 1:
Do you eat beans?
387
00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:26,089
WOMAN 2:
Would you see a movie
starring George Wendt?
388
00:20:26,091 --> 00:20:27,591
Do you eat beans
with George Wendt?
389
00:20:27,593 --> 00:20:29,726
Would you like to see
George Wendt eating beans?
390
00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:32,329
They don't know beans
about surveys.
391
00:20:32,331 --> 00:20:33,464
Good night,
everybody.
392
00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:34,465
Mwah.
393
00:20:38,770 --> 00:20:40,937
[♪♪♪]
394
00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:09,733
ALL:
Wanna take a survey?