1 00:00:05,639 --> 00:00:07,939 [♪♪♪] 2 00:00:13,514 --> 00:00:15,280 Where I'm going, you can't follow. 3 00:00:15,282 --> 00:00:17,949 What I've got to do, you can't be any part of. 4 00:00:17,951 --> 00:00:19,751 Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, 5 00:00:19,753 --> 00:00:21,086 but it doesn't take much to see 6 00:00:21,088 --> 00:00:22,854 that the problems of three little people 7 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:25,457 don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. 8 00:00:25,459 --> 00:00:27,192 [SOBBING] Now, now. 9 00:00:27,194 --> 00:00:28,793 Here's looking at you, kid. 10 00:00:28,795 --> 00:00:31,497 Hello-o, nurse. 11 00:00:31,499 --> 00:00:32,498 Huh? 12 00:00:33,534 --> 00:00:35,100 [KISSING] 13 00:00:36,537 --> 00:00:37,536 MAN: Cut! 14 00:00:40,041 --> 00:00:41,106 [♪♪♪] 15 00:00:41,108 --> 00:00:44,309 ♪ It's time for Animaniacs ♪ 16 00:00:44,311 --> 00:00:46,945 ♪ And we're zany to the max ♪ 17 00:00:46,947 --> 00:00:48,613 ♪ So just sit back and relax ♪ 18 00:00:48,615 --> 00:00:50,215 ♪ You'll laugh Till you collapse ♪ 19 00:00:50,217 --> 00:00:52,851 ♪ We're Animaniacs ♪ 20 00:00:52,853 --> 00:00:54,353 ♪ Come join The Warner brothers ♪ 21 00:00:54,355 --> 00:00:56,021 ♪ And the Warner sister, Dot ♪ 22 00:00:56,023 --> 00:00:59,224 ♪ Just for fun we run around The Warner movie lot ♪ 23 00:00:59,226 --> 00:01:01,893 ♪ They lock us in the tower Whenever we get caught ♪ 24 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:03,495 ♪ But we break loose And then vamoose ♪ 25 00:01:03,497 --> 00:01:04,763 ♪ And now you know the plot ♪ 26 00:01:04,765 --> 00:01:07,366 ♪ We're Animaniacs ♪ 27 00:01:07,368 --> 00:01:10,335 ♪ Dot is cute and Yakko yaks ♪ 28 00:01:10,337 --> 00:01:11,703 ♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪ 29 00:01:11,705 --> 00:01:13,372 ♪ While Bill Clinton Plays the sax ♪ 30 00:01:13,374 --> 00:01:16,542 ♪ We're Animaniacs ♪ 31 00:01:16,544 --> 00:01:19,244 ♪ Meet Pinky and the Brain Who want to rule the universe ♪ 32 00:01:19,246 --> 00:01:20,612 ♪ Goodfeathers flock together ♪ 33 00:01:20,614 --> 00:01:22,247 ♪ Slappy whacks 'em With her purse ♪ 34 00:01:22,249 --> 00:01:25,016 ♪ Buttons chases Mindy While Rita sings a verse ♪ 35 00:01:25,018 --> 00:01:26,718 ♪ The writers flipped We have no script ♪ 36 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:27,986 ♪ Why bother to rehearse? ♪ 37 00:01:27,988 --> 00:01:30,489 ♪ We're Animaniacs ♪ 38 00:01:30,491 --> 00:01:33,525 ♪ We have pay-or-play Contracts ♪ 39 00:01:33,527 --> 00:01:36,595 ♪ We're zany to the max There's bologna in our slacks ♪ 40 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:38,097 ♪ We're Animan-y ♪ 41 00:01:38,099 --> 00:01:39,598 ♪ Totally insane-y ♪ 42 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:41,066 ♪ Dana Delany ♪ 43 00:01:41,068 --> 00:01:43,135 ♪ Animaniacs ♪ 44 00:01:43,137 --> 00:01:44,970 ♪ Those are the facts ♪ 45 00:01:48,909 --> 00:01:51,042 [♪♪♪] 46 00:02:03,456 --> 00:02:04,555 [DINGS] 47 00:02:06,093 --> 00:02:07,092 [BELL DINGS] 48 00:02:17,704 --> 00:02:20,338 [♪♪♪] 49 00:02:23,676 --> 00:02:25,710 ANNOUNCER: Today, one of our contestants 50 00:02:25,712 --> 00:02:28,613 could win one of these fabulous prizes: 51 00:02:28,615 --> 00:02:30,949 His-and-her beverage caddies. 52 00:02:30,951 --> 00:02:32,951 CROWD: Ooh! 53 00:02:32,953 --> 00:02:36,554 ANNOUNCER: A lifetime supply of automatic-transmission fluid. 54 00:02:36,556 --> 00:02:38,223 CROWD: Aah! 55 00:02:38,225 --> 00:02:40,058 Or today's grand prize: 56 00:02:40,060 --> 00:02:43,328 a fabulous six-month vacation for one to 57 00:02:43,330 --> 00:02:44,695 the Rock of Gibraltar. 58 00:02:44,697 --> 00:02:45,830 CROWD: Ooh. 59 00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:47,665 Here today on: 60 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:49,434 Quiz Me Quick. 61 00:02:49,436 --> 00:02:51,970 [♪♪♪] [APPLAUSE, CHEERING] 62 00:02:51,972 --> 00:02:54,005 Now, welcome your host: 63 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:55,673 Ned Flat. 64 00:02:55,675 --> 00:02:58,009 [APPLAUSE] 65 00:02:58,011 --> 00:03:00,578 Hey, hey, hey, everybody, welcome to the show. 66 00:03:00,580 --> 00:03:01,646 Now, what do you say 67 00:03:01,648 --> 00:03:04,316 we say hello to today's contestants: 68 00:03:04,318 --> 00:03:05,583 The Warner brothers. 69 00:03:05,585 --> 00:03:07,919 [APPLAUSE] 70 00:03:07,921 --> 00:03:09,854 And the Warner sister. 71 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:11,589 [ CHUCKLES] Before we begin, 72 00:03:11,591 --> 00:03:13,724 what do you say we get to know you a little. 73 00:03:13,726 --> 00:03:15,327 I'm Yakko. I'm Wakko. 74 00:03:15,329 --> 00:03:18,029 And I'm cute, you big lug. 75 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:19,197 Mwah. 76 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:23,134 Hey, it says here that you live in a tower. 77 00:03:23,136 --> 00:03:24,635 That's right, Ned. 78 00:03:24,637 --> 00:03:27,105 Heh-heh. Well, tell us a little bit about it. 79 00:03:31,111 --> 00:03:32,743 We live in a tower, Ned. 80 00:03:34,414 --> 00:03:37,015 Okay, fair enough. Let's get to the game, shall we? 81 00:03:37,017 --> 00:03:40,051 Remember, when you're set to answer a question, 82 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:41,819 just hit the black buzzer in front of you. 83 00:03:43,790 --> 00:03:45,423 Now, here's your first question. 84 00:03:45,425 --> 00:03:46,591 [BUZZER BUZZES] 85 00:03:46,593 --> 00:03:47,692 Isaac Newton. 86 00:03:47,694 --> 00:03:49,794 [ CHUCKLES] Uh, wait for the question. 87 00:03:49,796 --> 00:03:51,029 [BUZZER BUZZES] 88 00:03:51,031 --> 00:03:52,364 Isaac Newton? 89 00:03:52,366 --> 00:03:53,531 Didn't you hear me? 90 00:03:53,533 --> 00:03:55,266 [BUZZES] Yes, I did. 91 00:03:55,268 --> 00:03:56,468 BOTH: Good answer. 92 00:03:56,470 --> 00:03:58,269 All right, way to go. Okay. 93 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:02,207 Are you going to wait for the question? 94 00:04:02,209 --> 00:04:03,808 [BUZZES] No. 95 00:04:03,810 --> 00:04:05,110 Good answer. [ALL CHEERING] 96 00:04:05,112 --> 00:04:06,711 Good answer, Dot. Yeah. 97 00:04:06,713 --> 00:04:09,580 Heh. Look. Don't buzz in 98 00:04:09,582 --> 00:04:12,350 until you can say the answer. 99 00:04:12,352 --> 00:04:13,518 [BUZZER BUZZES] 100 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:14,652 "The answer." 101 00:04:14,654 --> 00:04:17,255 WAKKO: Good answer. That was fabu. 102 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:20,158 Very well. The answer is what? 103 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:22,160 It is? What was the question? 104 00:04:22,162 --> 00:04:23,828 I don't know. Then don't buzz in. 105 00:04:23,830 --> 00:04:25,163 I didn't buzz in! 106 00:04:25,165 --> 00:04:26,731 Then you can't answer the question. 107 00:04:26,733 --> 00:04:28,299 Do you think this is funny? 108 00:04:28,301 --> 00:04:29,800 [BUZZES] Yes. 109 00:04:29,802 --> 00:04:32,637 That's a good answer. Good going, sister sibling. 110 00:04:32,639 --> 00:04:33,638 YAKKO: Yeah. 111 00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:38,376 [SIGHS] 112 00:04:38,378 --> 00:04:39,944 All right, let's start again. Now-- 113 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:41,279 [BUZZER BUZZES] 114 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:44,582 Sorry. My hand slipped. 115 00:04:44,584 --> 00:04:45,650 [BUZZES] 116 00:04:45,652 --> 00:04:46,651 Isaac Newton? 117 00:04:48,522 --> 00:04:51,456 You're not buzzing in until I ask the question. 118 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:53,891 Who first identified the laws of gravity? 119 00:04:53,893 --> 00:04:54,926 Go. 120 00:04:56,396 --> 00:04:58,129 Hm. Boy, that's a tough one. 121 00:04:58,131 --> 00:04:59,797 Shelley Winters? No. DOT: Um... 122 00:04:59,799 --> 00:05:01,832 YAKKO: Red But--? No. 123 00:05:02,835 --> 00:05:04,369 [BUZZES] Yakko? 124 00:05:04,371 --> 00:05:05,603 Uh... 125 00:05:06,606 --> 00:05:07,772 What was the question? 126 00:05:09,176 --> 00:05:10,508 Repeating the question, 127 00:05:10,510 --> 00:05:13,978 who first identified the law of gravity? 128 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:15,680 Hm, gravity? Was it Don Knotts? 129 00:05:15,682 --> 00:05:16,914 No, wasn't Red Buttons. 130 00:05:16,916 --> 00:05:18,149 [BUZZES] 131 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:19,384 Wakko? 132 00:05:19,386 --> 00:05:21,252 Isaac-- 133 00:05:21,254 --> 00:05:22,653 What was the question? 134 00:05:22,655 --> 00:05:24,155 [GASPS] 135 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:26,791 Who identified the laws of gravity? 136 00:05:26,793 --> 00:05:27,992 Answer now! 137 00:05:27,994 --> 00:05:29,026 [BUZZES] 138 00:05:29,028 --> 00:05:30,828 Tori Spelling? No. 139 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:32,763 [BUZZES] David Hasselhoff? 140 00:05:32,765 --> 00:05:33,998 No! 141 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,433 [BUZZES] 142 00:05:35,435 --> 00:05:37,668 Isaac... 143 00:05:37,670 --> 00:05:39,370 Newton! Isaac Newton! 144 00:05:39,372 --> 00:05:41,038 [BUZZERS BUZZING] 145 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:42,707 ALL: Isaac Newton? 146 00:05:42,709 --> 00:05:44,175 Good answer. Good answer. 147 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:45,876 Yeah. All right. All right. 148 00:05:45,878 --> 00:05:47,378 [RUMBLING] 149 00:05:50,550 --> 00:05:53,151 Why are you acting like this? 150 00:05:53,153 --> 00:05:55,386 We're not acting. We really are like this. 151 00:05:55,388 --> 00:05:57,054 Aren't we lucky? 152 00:05:57,056 --> 00:05:58,756 Die! 153 00:05:58,758 --> 00:06:00,525 [BELL DINGS] 154 00:06:00,527 --> 00:06:01,526 [SIGHS] 155 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:03,728 That signals the end of round one. 156 00:06:03,730 --> 00:06:05,330 Time for round two. 157 00:06:05,332 --> 00:06:06,897 [BUZZER BUZZES] 158 00:06:06,899 --> 00:06:09,667 Just stop buzzing those buzzers! 159 00:06:09,669 --> 00:06:10,768 [BUZZER BUZZES] 160 00:06:10,770 --> 00:06:13,037 WAKKO: Sorry. Slipped again. 161 00:06:14,907 --> 00:06:16,141 [GRUNTS] 162 00:06:17,144 --> 00:06:18,376 [GRUNTS] 163 00:06:20,079 --> 00:06:21,546 [GRUNTS] 164 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:24,649 [CRASHING] 165 00:06:24,651 --> 00:06:26,251 There. How do you like that? 166 00:06:26,253 --> 00:06:27,752 [BUZZES] 167 00:06:27,754 --> 00:06:29,187 We like it very much? 168 00:06:29,189 --> 00:06:30,421 Good answer. Good answer. 169 00:06:30,423 --> 00:06:32,023 All right, yeah. Yeah, that's it. 170 00:06:32,025 --> 00:06:33,858 That's it. We're skipping ahead 171 00:06:33,860 --> 00:06:35,660 and getting this thing over with now! 172 00:06:35,662 --> 00:06:37,695 On to the lightning round! 173 00:06:37,697 --> 00:06:39,564 [APPLAUSE] Oh, goody. We're doing well. 174 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:40,598 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 175 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:42,700 [♪♪♪] 176 00:06:45,605 --> 00:06:48,105 Now, one of you can play the lightning round. 177 00:06:48,107 --> 00:06:49,607 Who's it gonna be? 178 00:06:49,609 --> 00:06:50,775 You go first. No, you go. 179 00:06:50,777 --> 00:06:52,277 No, I insist. No, I went. 180 00:06:52,279 --> 00:06:53,378 You'll do better. You go. 181 00:06:53,380 --> 00:06:54,879 No, you. You'll do first. Come on. 182 00:06:54,881 --> 00:06:56,881 Who's it going to be? 183 00:06:56,883 --> 00:06:58,249 Dot. Yakko. Wakko. 184 00:06:58,251 --> 00:06:59,317 Wakko. Dot. Yakko. 185 00:06:59,319 --> 00:07:01,052 ALL: Wakko. 186 00:07:01,054 --> 00:07:02,220 I guess it's me. 187 00:07:02,222 --> 00:07:03,321 Fine. 188 00:07:03,323 --> 00:07:04,955 Wakko, you will have 15 seconds 189 00:07:04,957 --> 00:07:06,558 to solve the lightning-round puzzle. 190 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:10,061 The correct answer wins the grand prize. Ready? 191 00:07:10,063 --> 00:07:11,095 Ready. 192 00:07:15,802 --> 00:07:17,034 Hmm. 193 00:07:17,036 --> 00:07:19,504 Eye. No, eyes. 194 00:07:19,506 --> 00:07:21,206 [BELL DINGS] 195 00:07:21,208 --> 00:07:23,374 Plus tack. 196 00:07:23,376 --> 00:07:26,744 Minus T... Ack. 197 00:07:26,746 --> 00:07:28,979 Eyes-ack... Isaac. 198 00:07:28,981 --> 00:07:30,615 [BELL DINGING] 199 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:31,649 [LAUGHS] 200 00:07:31,651 --> 00:07:33,784 Uh, lizard, dragon... 201 00:07:33,786 --> 00:07:35,320 Newt. It's a newt. 202 00:07:35,322 --> 00:07:36,987 [BELL DINGING] 203 00:07:36,989 --> 00:07:38,989 Isaac Newt... 204 00:07:38,991 --> 00:07:40,692 Hmm. 205 00:07:40,694 --> 00:07:43,328 That's a ton. I've got it! 206 00:07:43,330 --> 00:07:46,030 Isaac Newt-weight. 207 00:07:46,032 --> 00:07:47,098 No. 208 00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:48,866 Isaac Newt-heavy. 209 00:07:48,868 --> 00:07:50,000 No. 210 00:07:50,002 --> 00:07:51,669 Isaac Newt-trapezoid? 211 00:07:51,671 --> 00:07:53,971 No! No! No! 212 00:07:53,973 --> 00:07:56,441 Look, you can all try. I don't care. 213 00:07:56,443 --> 00:07:59,510 Whoever says the correct answer wins, all right? 214 00:07:59,512 --> 00:08:01,011 Isaac Newt-anvil? 215 00:08:01,013 --> 00:08:02,614 Isaac Newt-gray thing? 216 00:08:02,616 --> 00:08:04,115 Isaac Newt-Tori Spelling? 217 00:08:04,117 --> 00:08:06,551 No. Newt-ton. 218 00:08:06,553 --> 00:08:08,219 Isaac Newton. [BELL DINGING] 219 00:08:08,221 --> 00:08:09,454 It's Isaac Newton. 220 00:08:09,456 --> 00:08:11,155 Good answer. Good answer. 221 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:12,290 Good answer, Ned. 222 00:08:12,292 --> 00:08:14,692 ANNOUNCER: Congratulations, Ned Flat. 223 00:08:14,694 --> 00:08:18,730 That's correct. And you're today's grand-prize winner. 224 00:08:18,732 --> 00:08:20,298 Huh? 225 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:23,468 You're off on a fabulous six-month vacation for one to 226 00:08:23,470 --> 00:08:26,137 the Rock of Gibraltar. 227 00:08:26,139 --> 00:08:27,705 But-- But-- [APPLAUSE] 228 00:08:27,707 --> 00:08:30,375 I don't want to go there. I don't wanna. 229 00:08:30,377 --> 00:08:34,479 Send the fuzzy heads. Stop. No! 230 00:08:34,481 --> 00:08:35,680 [TIRES SCREECH] 231 00:08:37,317 --> 00:08:39,651 I wanted to win. 232 00:08:39,653 --> 00:08:40,818 It's okay, Wakko. 233 00:08:40,820 --> 00:08:41,952 Remember: 234 00:08:41,954 --> 00:08:43,854 it's not whether you win or lose... 235 00:08:43,856 --> 00:08:46,557 It's who you're with at the end of the show. 236 00:08:46,559 --> 00:08:49,927 ALL: Hello, nurse. 237 00:08:49,929 --> 00:08:51,562 ALL: Mwah! 238 00:08:56,068 --> 00:08:57,968 [♪♪♪] 239 00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:11,749 [SCREAMS] 240 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:15,886 NARRATOR: Has this ever happened to you? 241 00:09:15,888 --> 00:09:16,954 Can we change the channel 242 00:09:16,956 --> 00:09:18,556 to something without Bob Saget in it? 243 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:19,824 No. 244 00:09:19,826 --> 00:09:21,693 Well, now there's a fabulous product 245 00:09:21,695 --> 00:09:24,662 that can smooth the edges off life's little annoyances. 246 00:09:24,664 --> 00:09:27,064 Ah, give me the remote control, already. 247 00:09:27,066 --> 00:09:28,833 No! 248 00:09:28,835 --> 00:09:29,967 [CLAPS TWICE] 249 00:09:29,969 --> 00:09:31,402 Oof! Here you go. 250 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:33,137 You're too kind. 251 00:09:33,139 --> 00:09:34,439 It's the Slapper. 252 00:09:34,441 --> 00:09:35,840 BAND: ♪ Slap on ♪ [CLAPS TWICE] 253 00:09:35,842 --> 00:09:37,508 Slap off ♪ 254 00:09:37,510 --> 00:09:39,377 ♪ Slap on, slap off ♪ [CLAPS TWICE] 255 00:09:39,379 --> 00:09:40,678 [GROGGILY] ♪ The Slapper ♪ 256 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:42,112 Works for me. 257 00:09:44,116 --> 00:09:46,551 [♪♪♪] 258 00:09:49,255 --> 00:09:51,889 PINKY: Gee, Brain, what do you wanna do tonight? 259 00:09:51,891 --> 00:09:54,392 The same thing we do every night, Pinky. 260 00:09:54,394 --> 00:09:57,061 Try to take over the world. 261 00:09:59,899 --> 00:10:01,833 ALL: ♪ They're Pinky and the Brain ♪ 262 00:10:01,835 --> 00:10:04,168 ♪ Yes, Pinky and the Brain ♪ 263 00:10:04,170 --> 00:10:07,705 ♪ One is a genius The other's insane ♪ 264 00:10:07,707 --> 00:10:10,074 ♪ They're laboratory mice ♪ 265 00:10:10,076 --> 00:10:11,576 ♪ Their genes Have been spliced ♪ 266 00:10:11,578 --> 00:10:14,579 ♪ They're dinky They're Pinky and the Brain ♪ 267 00:10:14,581 --> 00:10:17,815 ♪ Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪ 268 00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:23,988 [♪♪♪] 269 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:29,326 [♪♪♪] 270 00:10:35,568 --> 00:10:38,836 There. Albert Einstein's latest experiment 271 00:10:38,838 --> 00:10:41,406 will be a powerful success. 272 00:10:42,842 --> 00:10:44,942 Powerful enough to pull five boxcars 273 00:10:44,944 --> 00:10:45,976 and a little caboose. 274 00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:54,519 Finished, Pinky. With this cryonic capsule, 275 00:10:54,521 --> 00:10:56,220 we shall freeze ourselves and reawaken 276 00:10:56,222 --> 00:10:57,755 40 years in the future. 277 00:10:57,757 --> 00:10:59,490 Egad, Brain. 278 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:00,858 What will we do in the future? 279 00:11:00,860 --> 00:11:02,359 I don't know yet, Pinky. 280 00:11:02,361 --> 00:11:04,862 But it has to be better than what we're doing now. 281 00:11:04,864 --> 00:11:08,098 BOTH: Uncle Albert, Uncle Albert. It's time. 282 00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:09,266 But, kiddies, 283 00:11:09,268 --> 00:11:11,602 Uncle Albert's doing an experiment. And-- 284 00:11:11,604 --> 00:11:13,738 Did you say, "It's time"? 285 00:11:16,242 --> 00:11:18,943 Hey, kids. What time is it? 286 00:11:18,945 --> 00:11:21,211 ALL: It's time for Meany! 287 00:11:21,213 --> 00:11:23,113 ALL: Yeah! 288 00:11:25,585 --> 00:11:27,885 Oh, Meany? Where are you today? 289 00:11:27,887 --> 00:11:30,922 Your pal Treacle's come out to play. 290 00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:34,158 Eat smoke, you dirty lamprey. 291 00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:36,360 [CHUCKLES] Aw, cut it out, Meany. 292 00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:38,362 [ALL LAUGH] 293 00:11:39,298 --> 00:11:41,265 I love Meany and Treacle. 294 00:11:41,267 --> 00:11:43,501 I wish Meany and Treacle was president. 295 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:50,741 Pinky. Are you pondering what I'm pondering? 296 00:11:50,743 --> 00:11:52,343 Well, I think so, Brain. 297 00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:55,780 But we'll never get a monkey to use dental floss. 298 00:11:55,782 --> 00:11:57,181 No, Pinky. 299 00:11:57,183 --> 00:12:00,485 We shall become characters on that insipid puppet show. 300 00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:03,253 I will endear myself in the hearts of the children. 301 00:12:03,255 --> 00:12:05,990 Then we shall freeze ourselves for 40 years. 302 00:12:05,992 --> 00:12:07,592 And when we thaw out, 303 00:12:07,594 --> 00:12:10,194 those children will be the leaders of the world, 304 00:12:10,196 --> 00:12:11,829 and they will adore me, 305 00:12:11,831 --> 00:12:14,465 making it simple to take over the world. 306 00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:16,801 Egad, Brain. Brilliant. 307 00:12:16,803 --> 00:12:20,104 Oh, oh. Just one little technical question, Brain. 308 00:12:20,106 --> 00:12:22,807 On the show, can I call meself "Big Ears"? 309 00:12:22,809 --> 00:12:24,642 You may call yourself Mary Pickford 310 00:12:24,644 --> 00:12:25,977 for all I care, Pinky. 311 00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:28,646 I shall be known as the Iconoclast, 312 00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:30,314 an unconventional eccentric 313 00:12:30,316 --> 00:12:31,983 who marches to a different drummer. 314 00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:33,350 Oh. I thought maybe 315 00:12:33,352 --> 00:12:35,119 you could be "Noodle Noggin." 316 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:37,755 Come, Pinky. 317 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:40,224 Your mind belongs on television. 318 00:12:40,226 --> 00:12:42,760 MAN: I tell you, these Meany and Treacle dolls 319 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:43,961 are selling like crazy. 320 00:12:43,963 --> 00:12:45,596 But we need more merchandise. 321 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,598 New characters, that's what we need. 322 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,234 I want new puppet characters on the next show. 323 00:12:50,236 --> 00:12:51,235 [SIGHS] 324 00:12:51,237 --> 00:12:52,637 If I could come up with new stuff, 325 00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:53,905 I wouldn't be a puppeteer. 326 00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:58,475 Mail for you. 327 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,550 BOTH: Greetings. 328 00:13:05,552 --> 00:13:07,818 Oh, my gosh. Talking puppets. 329 00:13:07,820 --> 00:13:10,187 Actually, we are two laboratory mice 330 00:13:10,189 --> 00:13:11,589 who wish to be on your show 331 00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:14,391 as part of an intricate plan to take over the world. 332 00:13:14,393 --> 00:13:16,561 Wow. These are really good. 333 00:13:16,563 --> 00:13:19,530 STATION MANAGER: Meany and Treacle. Two minutes to airtime. 334 00:13:23,102 --> 00:13:24,902 [♪♪♪] 335 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:29,707 Hey, kids. What time is it? 336 00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:32,376 ALL: It's time for Meany! 337 00:13:32,378 --> 00:13:33,945 Hold it, Meany. 338 00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:36,814 Everyone must meet our two new friends. 339 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,449 This is Big Ears. 340 00:13:38,451 --> 00:13:40,150 Take a bow, Big Ears. 341 00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:41,919 [♪♪♪] 342 00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:44,388 ALL: Yah! 343 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:47,692 And I am the Iconoclast, 344 00:13:47,694 --> 00:13:49,159 an unconventional eccentric 345 00:13:49,161 --> 00:13:50,861 who marches to a different drummer. 346 00:13:57,169 --> 00:13:59,336 [ALL LAUGH] 347 00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:04,008 Oh, But you may call me Noodle Noggin. 348 00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:07,011 ALL: Noodle Noggin! Noodle Noggin! 349 00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:09,480 [ALL LAUGH] 350 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:13,250 Hey, kids, can you do this? 351 00:14:13,252 --> 00:14:14,852 Wow. 352 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,887 Big Ears is a genius. 353 00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:21,158 Zort! Oh, it's a really yummy, 354 00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:22,593 sunny day today. 355 00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:24,762 Actually, the Earth's atmosphere 356 00:14:24,764 --> 00:14:27,431 causes solar-light molecules to refract, 357 00:14:27,433 --> 00:14:30,501 resulting in a pleasing, albeit illusory, phenomenon-- 358 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:34,538 Which I call a yummy, sunny day. 359 00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:36,340 [ALL LAUGHING] 360 00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:41,879 Narf! Don't you wish this could last forever, Brain? 361 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:44,649 That depends on your threshold of pain. 362 00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:53,590 Ooh! Hey, Noodle Noggin. 363 00:14:53,592 --> 00:14:56,493 Isn't dancing fun, fun, silly-willy? 364 00:14:56,495 --> 00:14:59,396 Actually, the random gyration of appendages is-- 365 00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:02,399 Fun, fun, silly-willy. 366 00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:04,035 [CROWD CHEERING] 367 00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:08,272 ALL: Yeah! 368 00:15:09,475 --> 00:15:11,676 Until tomorrow... 369 00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:14,244 BOTH: love, luck and lollipops. 370 00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:17,748 ALL: Love, luck and lollipops. 371 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,349 [RUMBLING] 372 00:15:20,452 --> 00:15:22,853 [ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY] 373 00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:29,994 [GIGGLES] 374 00:15:36,803 --> 00:15:38,535 [ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY] 375 00:15:47,246 --> 00:15:49,580 BOY: I'd like to buy these, please. Thank you. 376 00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:51,648 Here. 377 00:15:51,650 --> 00:15:53,017 [SIGHS] 378 00:15:53,019 --> 00:15:55,252 JFK: And I know other Americans 379 00:15:55,254 --> 00:15:57,487 join with me in saying: 380 00:15:57,489 --> 00:16:00,224 Ich bein ein Noodle Noggin. 381 00:16:00,226 --> 00:16:02,093 [CROWD CHEERS] 382 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,730 ALL: Big Ears. Noodle Noggin. 383 00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:08,733 Big Ears. Noodle Noggin. Big Ears. 384 00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:11,135 ALL: Yah! 385 00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:13,003 [CROWD CHEERING] 386 00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:15,873 Today, Big Ears and I 387 00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:18,275 have an important announcement to make. 388 00:16:18,277 --> 00:16:21,345 This program has been our last show. 389 00:16:21,347 --> 00:16:23,013 [ALL GASP] 390 00:16:23,015 --> 00:16:26,350 BOTH: Love, luck and lollipops. 391 00:16:26,352 --> 00:16:27,818 [ALL GASP] 392 00:16:29,355 --> 00:16:32,223 Quick, Pinky. Our cryogenic capsule awaits. 393 00:16:35,427 --> 00:16:36,861 But, Brain. 394 00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:38,229 Why are we freezing ourselves 395 00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:39,864 at the height of our popularity? 396 00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:42,432 To stay fresh in their memory, Pinky. 397 00:16:42,434 --> 00:16:44,869 We must, to paraphrase Milton Berle, 398 00:16:44,871 --> 00:16:47,037 leave them wanting more. 399 00:16:47,039 --> 00:16:48,873 See you in the future, Pinky, 400 00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:52,542 when tomorrow's leaders will give us the world. 401 00:16:52,544 --> 00:16:54,344 [♪♪♪] 402 00:17:04,490 --> 00:17:07,124 [ALARM RINGING] 403 00:17:07,126 --> 00:17:08,525 It's the '90s, Pinky. 404 00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:10,627 Do you realize what this means? 405 00:17:10,629 --> 00:17:13,463 Uh. We missed the disco years? 406 00:17:13,465 --> 00:17:16,167 [♪♪♪] 407 00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:18,969 Come, Pinky, or I shall have to hurt you. 408 00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:20,771 [MACHINE BEEPING] 409 00:17:33,419 --> 00:17:35,186 [CHUCKLES] 410 00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:37,354 Oh, and wait till you get a load of this lawn ch-- 411 00:17:37,356 --> 00:17:39,990 Greetings, everyone. Remember me? 412 00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:42,226 It's your old pal the Iconoclast, 413 00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:43,961 a.k.a. Noodle Noggin. 414 00:17:43,963 --> 00:17:46,730 And, zort, his pal, Big Ears. 415 00:17:48,334 --> 00:17:50,667 Yes. We've come back 416 00:17:50,669 --> 00:17:53,170 to invite all our original fans out there, 417 00:17:53,172 --> 00:17:54,238 now all grown-up, 418 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,706 to come down here 419 00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:58,275 and shower their beloved childhood pals... [GASPING] 420 00:17:58,277 --> 00:18:00,344 ...with heartfelt, loving affection 421 00:18:00,346 --> 00:18:02,346 and generous material gifts. 422 00:18:02,348 --> 00:18:04,715 ALL: Them. 423 00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:07,384 BRAIN: At long last we can write our own ticket, Pinky. 424 00:18:07,386 --> 00:18:09,854 No more inglorious suffering. 425 00:18:09,856 --> 00:18:12,723 Narf, Brain, what's that sound? [PEOPLE CHANTING INDISTINCTLY] 426 00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:14,358 CROWD: Big Ears, Noodle Noggin. 427 00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:18,362 Big Ears, Noodle Noggin. Big Ears, Noodle Noggin. 428 00:18:18,364 --> 00:18:22,032 At last, my public has come to shower me with gifts. 429 00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:23,800 Guess again, Noodle Noggin. 430 00:18:23,802 --> 00:18:25,269 Huh? 431 00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:26,603 You abandoned us. 432 00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:28,105 You went away. 433 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,607 ALL THREE: You ruined our lives. 434 00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:34,111 You don't want to give me your devotion and total rule? 435 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:37,114 No. We wanna give you our therapy bills. 436 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,182 Pay 'em! 437 00:18:38,184 --> 00:18:39,616 BRAIN: Run, Pinky. 438 00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:41,685 [♪♪♪] 439 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,458 [CROWD SHOUTING ANGRILY] 440 00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:50,727 Come, Pinky. We have work to do. 441 00:18:50,729 --> 00:18:52,462 You mean taking over the world? 442 00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:55,732 No, Pinky. Finding a good hiding place. 443 00:18:55,734 --> 00:18:58,869 [SCREAMS] 444 00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:00,304 [CROWD SHOUTING ANGRILY] 445 00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:04,708 ♪ They're dinky They're Pinky and the Brain ♪ 446 00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:06,543 ♪ Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪ 447 00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:11,949 [♪♪♪] 448 00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:13,850 [SCREECHING] 449 00:19:13,852 --> 00:19:15,052 It's that time again. 450 00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:16,720 To make a cheese sandwich? 451 00:19:16,722 --> 00:19:18,555 To make the Fox censors cry? 452 00:19:18,557 --> 00:19:21,158 No. It's time to learn the day's lesson. 453 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,526 And to find out what it is, 454 00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:26,130 we turn to the Wheel of Morality. 455 00:19:26,132 --> 00:19:28,665 Wheel of Morality, turn, turn, turn. 456 00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:30,767 Tell us the lesson that we should learn. 457 00:19:30,769 --> 00:19:32,002 Moral number one. 458 00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:34,738 And the moral of today's story is: 459 00:19:34,740 --> 00:19:37,007 vote early and vote often. 460 00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,409 How profound. 461 00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:40,577 Pat, I'd like to buy a vowel. 462 00:19:40,579 --> 00:19:41,778 Wrong wheel. 463 00:19:41,780 --> 00:19:43,414 Oh. Sorry. 464 00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:44,748 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 465 00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:46,650 ALL: Yike! 466 00:19:46,652 --> 00:19:48,585 [♪♪♪] 467 00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:54,191 [♪♪♪] 468 00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:28,326 [♪♪♪] 469 00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:02,226 Lather. Rinse. 470 00:21:02,228 --> 00:21:03,261 Repeat.