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ALL:
♪ It's time for Animaniacs ♪
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♪ And we're zany to the max ♪
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♪ So just sit back and relax ♪
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♪ You'll laugh
Till you collapse ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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BOTH:
♪ Come join
The Warner brothers ♪
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♪ And the Warner sister, Dot ♪
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ALL:
♪ Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot ♪
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♪ They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught ♪
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♪ But we break loose
And then vamoose ♪
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♪ And now you know the plot ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Dot is cute and Yakko yaks ♪
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♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪
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♪ While Bill Clinton
Plays the sax ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Meet Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ Who want to rule
The universe ♪
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♪ Goodfeathers flock together ♪
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♪ Slappy whacks 'em
With her purse ♪
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♪ Buttons chases Mindy ♪
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♪ While Rita sings a verse ♪
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♪ The writers flipped
We have no script ♪
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♪ Why bother to rehearse? ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ We have pay-or-play
Contracts ♪
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♪ We're zany to the max ♪
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♪ There's bologna
In our slacks ♪
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♪ We're Animan-y ♪
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♪ Totally insane-y ♪
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♪ Come back, Shane-y ♪
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♪ Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Those are the facts ♪
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[♪♪♪]
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Now, I--
I'm well aware that Wakko
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can be extremely difficult
at times.
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Nevertheless,
it is his birthday today,
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so I want you to go on up
to the water tower
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and surprise him.
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Do your little birthday show
skit thing.
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Oh, for the boy?
Make a surprise?
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I just love making a surprise.
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I-I-I...
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I want you to go away now.
You frighten me!
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You shouldn't be frightened
of me, Mr. Man.
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I'm just a clown.
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[FAKE YIDDISH BABBLING]
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Aaagh!
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Please, please, I'm begging you.
Get out. Get out.
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Oh, poor Mr. Man.
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["YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE"
PLAYING]
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♪ When you want to scream ♪
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♪ Put away that frown ♪
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♪ And never be scared
Of a clown ♪
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♪ Laugh on, laugh on
Laugh on and on and on ♪
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♪ You'll never laugh alone ♪
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Out, clown!
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[SIGHS]
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A clown is my friend.
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A clown will not bite me
and throw me in the basement.
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A clown will not bite me
and throw me in the basement.
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A clown is not a big spider.
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A clown is not a big spider.
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I feel so silly.
A grown man scared of clowns.
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No, no, on the contrary.
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Many peoples
has the fear of the clowns.
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The psychological term
is "clownophobia."
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In fact, Wakko has one
of the most extreme cases
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of clownophobia
I have ever seen.
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Wakko?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Wakko's fear of clowns--
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His clownophobia,
if you will.
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--is so great
that he becomes kooky
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and extremely unpredictable.
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[LAUGHS]
Oh, I'd hate to see the clown
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that meets up with Wakko.
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Uh-oh.
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[♪♪♪]
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♪ When the whippoorwill
Whippers in the wind ♪
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♪ The wind can whipper back
"Oh, nice and chubby baby" ♪
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WAKKO:
Okay, I'm it.
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One, three, seven,
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10, 15, 20,
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25, 30, 35, 40,
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um, 45, 50, 55, 60,
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65, 70, 75, 80,
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85, 90, 95,
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100.
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Ready or not, here I come.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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I'll get it.
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Can I help you?
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Happy birthday, nice puppy boy!
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Clown!
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[GARBLED]
That hurt my face.
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[PANTING]
[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Clown!
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Oh, little puppy boy.
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WAKKO:
Go away! You scare me!
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Me? I make with fright?
I scare?
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♪ When you want to scream
Put away that frown ♪
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♪ And never be scared
Of-- ♪
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♪ A clown ♪
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♪ Laugh on and on and o-o-on ♪
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[SCREAMS]
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[CRASHING]
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I wish the ground
was mushy and soft.
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[♪♪♪]
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♪ When the whippoorwill
Whippers in the wind ♪
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♪ The wind can whipper back
"Oh, nice and chubby baby" ♪
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Oh, little boy,
come out.
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But don't with the mallet hurt.
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I'll make balloon "aminals."
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Go away, clown man.
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Oh, yeah, look,
a little kitty cat.
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Meowy-meow.
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WAKKO:
Go away!
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Why is it taking Wakko
so long to find us?
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Beats me.
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A puppy.
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Hello, I'm a puppy.
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[FAKE YIDDISH BABBLING]
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WAKKO:
Can you make a little cannon?
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Yeah, I think so.
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There. A cannon.
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It blowed up at me.
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Whoa-ho-ho, boy!
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He really got the clown
that time.
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Oy, I gotta go home.
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Hey! Where do you think
you're going, clown?
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I paid you to do an hour show.
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But the puppy boy,
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he hurts with the mallet
and a balloon. Boom.
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Get back to that water tower.
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Oh, please, no.
I'm not a well clown.
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Go!
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Yeah, bye.
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Oh, baby, is that clown
gonna get it. Yes!
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There, there, Mr. Plotz.
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I think we need to go back
to the couch, yeah?
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Hey, little birthday boy.
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I got my little clown car.
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[FAKE YIDDISH BABBLING]
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Wanna see it?
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Oh, the nice boy
opened the door.
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I'm in the sky.
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[CRASHING]
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I don't wanna do this no more.
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[CAR SPUTTERING]
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Boy, don't hurt me no more.
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Oy!
Don't with the booms!
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Does this mean no booms?
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[ECHOES]
Boy?
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[♪♪♪]
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[GRUNTING]
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Oh, puppy boy.
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Bye-bye, Mr. Clown.
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[FAKE YIDDISH BABBLING]
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YAKKO:
Hey, Wakko!
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Are you gonna look for us,
or what?
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I had to get rid
of the clown.
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You're it!
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[♪♪♪]
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A clown is my friend.
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BOTH:
A clown is my friend.
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OTTO:
A clown will not bite me
and throw me in the basement.
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BOTH:
A clown will not bite me
and throw me in the basement.
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[♪♪♪]
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CLOWN:
♪ When the whippoorwill ♪
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♪ Whippers in the wind ♪
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♪ The wind can whipper back ♪
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ALL:
♪ "Oh, nice and chubby baby" ♪
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I like it here.
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[♪♪♪]
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Gee, Brain,
what do you wanna do tonight?
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The same thing we do
every night, Pinky.
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Try to take over the world.
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♪ They're Pinky and the Brain
They're Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ One is a genius
The other's insane ♪
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♪ To prove their mousy worth ♪
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♪ They'll overthrow the Earth ♪
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♪ They're dinky
They're Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪
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[♪♪♪]
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Pinky,
I believe I have conceived
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my most brilliant plan to date.
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I shall use subliminal mind
control to take over the world.
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Pinky?
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Today's inside story
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is country megastar
Willy Rae Cyprus.
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♪ Don't tell my head
My empty, hollow head ♪
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PINKY & WILLY RAE:
♪ You know
I wouldn't understand ♪
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♪ Yep, yep, yep ♪
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Narf!
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♪ Yep, yep, yep ♪
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It must be inordinately taxing
to be such a boob.
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You have no idea.
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[♪♪♪]
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Pinky, do you know what
a subliminal message is?
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Something you leave
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on a subliminal telephone
answering machine?
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No, it is a recorded message
perceived only
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by the subconscious human mind.
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I have recorded such a message.
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BRAIN [OVER RECORDER]:
Citizens of the world,
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you are under my control.
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You will do whatever I say.
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Nice mix, but it's not
exactly danceable, is it?
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If people heard this message
enough times,
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they would succumb to my control
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and we could take over
the world.
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What do you think, Pinky?
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I think I'm getting dizzy,
and I rather like it.
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[LAUGHING]
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Sometimes
you hurt my head, Pinky.
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[YELPS]
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The only problem,
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how to get this message
repeated, worldwide airplay?
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WILLY RAE [OVER TV]:
♪ Don't tell my head ♪
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♪ My empty, hollow head
You know I ♪
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♪ Wouldn't understand ♪
I just adore Willy Rae.
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I listen to his song
20 times a day.
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Pinky, are you pondering
what I'm pondering?
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Well, I think so, Brain,
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but burlap chafes me so.
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Country music, Pinky.
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I will go to Nashville
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and become the biggest
country-music star of all-time.
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Everyone will hear my record
and my subliminal message,
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and I will take over the world.
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Egad, Brain!
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Oh, but, no, no.
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It takes people years of hard
work to become famous, Brain.
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Why, take Kathie Lee Gifford
for example.
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She did community theater and--
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Stop talking, Pinky.
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I must think.
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I have calculated every
ingredient necessary
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to become
a country-music megastar.
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Read me the list, Pinky.
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A "cowboy hat."
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Check.
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A "southern dialect."
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Check, y'all.
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Nice, Brain.
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"Working-class values."
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I enjoy beef jerky
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and the comedy stylings
of Gallagher. Check.
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"A song."
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Check.
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"A name consisting
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of not less than three words."
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From now on, I shall be
Bubba Bo Bob Brain. Check.
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And "a height of at least
six feet."
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A--
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Drat.
261
00:11:51,277 --> 00:11:54,479
There must be some way for me
to increase my height.
262
00:11:54,481 --> 00:11:57,781
Hmm. Let me think.
263
00:11:57,783 --> 00:11:59,783
Don't hurt yourself, Pinky.
264
00:11:59,785 --> 00:12:01,585
[PANTING]
265
00:12:04,290 --> 00:12:06,157
Faster Pinky, faster.
266
00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:07,725
[PANTING]
267
00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,195
[SHRIEKS]
268
00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:14,332
[YELPS]
269
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,803
You amaze me, Pinky.
270
00:12:19,805 --> 00:12:21,072
I do my best.
271
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:25,876
Proceed, Pinky.
272
00:12:34,820 --> 00:12:37,288
Ki-yi-yippee-yi-yo.
273
00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:38,789
How do I look?
274
00:12:38,791 --> 00:12:40,958
Oh, very nice, Brain.
275
00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:43,528
It's Bubba Bo Bob Brain.
276
00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:46,230
You are my manager,
Colonel Pinky.
277
00:12:46,232 --> 00:12:48,066
You discovered me playing guitar
278
00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:51,169
on the front porch
of my humble pig farm.
279
00:12:51,171 --> 00:12:52,336
Any questions?
280
00:12:52,338 --> 00:12:53,438
Oh, just one.
281
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,005
When you farm humble pigs,
282
00:12:55,007 --> 00:12:57,241
how far apart
do you have to plant them?
283
00:12:57,243 --> 00:13:00,344
If I could reach you,
I would hurt you.
284
00:13:00,346 --> 00:13:02,746
But for now, on to Nashville.
285
00:13:02,748 --> 00:13:04,549
On to Nashville!
286
00:13:07,187 --> 00:13:10,154
This is a pain
that is going to linger.
287
00:13:10,156 --> 00:13:12,156
[♪♪♪]
288
00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:19,997
[♪♪♪]
289
00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:24,835
Two tickets to Nashville,
please.
290
00:13:24,837 --> 00:13:26,203
Ooh-wee.
291
00:13:26,205 --> 00:13:28,573
You're a tall drink of water,
ain't ya, darling?
292
00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:32,342
Actually,
I am a lab mouse on stilts.
293
00:13:34,246 --> 00:13:37,281
At least he didn't ask me
to pull his finger.
294
00:13:38,851 --> 00:13:41,151
Egad, Bippie Boop Bop Brain.
295
00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:43,320
Road trips are so exciting.
296
00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:46,190
It's Bubba Bo Bob Brain,
Pinky.
297
00:13:46,192 --> 00:13:47,792
Right. Sorry. Zort!
298
00:13:47,794 --> 00:13:50,761
Concentrate, Pinky.
Concentrate.
299
00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:53,163
Yes.
300
00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:56,033
This pain will definitely
be with me a while.
301
00:13:56,035 --> 00:13:58,035
[♪♪♪]
302
00:14:03,977 --> 00:14:05,977
PINKY:
The "Rowdy Ranch Nightclub."
303
00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:08,212
What are we doing here,
Boobie Baa Baa Brain?
304
00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:11,983
It's Bubba Bo Bob Brain.
305
00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:13,618
And according to statistics,
306
00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:16,487
an inordinate number of country
western superstars
307
00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:18,990
have gotten their start
at this very establishment.
308
00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:20,390
Egad!
309
00:14:20,392 --> 00:14:23,060
[GASPS]
Do you suppose
Minnie Pearl performed here?
310
00:14:23,062 --> 00:14:25,663
One can only hope.
311
00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:27,431
[PLAYING SLOW COUNTRY MUSIC]
312
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:31,769
♪ I am a telephone repairman ♪
313
00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:35,139
♪ From this area ♪
314
00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:40,678
When I give the signal, play
the subliminal-message tape.
315
00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:42,579
Right-o,
Bippie Bebop Balloola.
316
00:14:42,581 --> 00:14:45,116
Sometimes
you frighten me, Pinky.
317
00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:46,316
[CROWD APPLAUDING]
318
00:14:46,318 --> 00:14:47,685
And now a newcomer,
319
00:14:47,687 --> 00:14:49,553
Bubba Bo Bob Brain.
320
00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:53,024
Howdy, you all.
321
00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:56,027
Here's a little ditty I wrote.
322
00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:58,562
Hope you enjoy it, you all.
323
00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:00,497
[PLAYING SLOW COUNTRY MUSIC]
324
00:15:02,468 --> 00:15:05,936
♪ I am a lab mouse
I escaped from my cage ♪
325
00:15:05,938 --> 00:15:08,105
♪ Never had a job ♪
326
00:15:08,107 --> 00:15:10,607
♪ Never earned minimum wage ♪
327
00:15:10,609 --> 00:15:12,109
He ain't half bad.
328
00:15:12,111 --> 00:15:13,944
Ain't half good either.
329
00:15:13,946 --> 00:15:16,580
♪ But you will respect me
Yes ♪
330
00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:19,784
♪ Once my plan is unfurled ♪
331
00:15:19,786 --> 00:15:21,518
♪ You will call me
Your leader ♪
332
00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:24,855
♪ I'll be king of the world ♪
333
00:15:27,894 --> 00:15:30,194
Now, Pinky.
334
00:15:30,196 --> 00:15:32,196
BRAIN [OVER RECORDER]:
Citizens of the world,
335
00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:34,264
you are under my control.
336
00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:36,734
You will do whatever l say.
337
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:41,438
Buy my record and listen to it
20 times a day.
338
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:43,473
Let's buy his record.
339
00:15:43,475 --> 00:15:46,177
And listen to it
20 times a day.
340
00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:50,181
[♪♪♪]
341
00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:57,521
I don't know about y'all,
but I can't get enough of
342
00:15:57,523 --> 00:15:59,123
[SNAPS FINGERS]
Bubba Bo Bob Brain.
343
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,791
Let's hear it again.
344
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:03,260
Well, he's the hottest thing
to hit Nashville
345
00:16:03,262 --> 00:16:05,229
since my mama's jalapeño grits.
346
00:16:05,231 --> 00:16:07,631
Here's Bubba Bo Bob Brain.
347
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,633
[CROWD APPLAUDS]
348
00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:12,236
I'm your biggest fan.
What do you say to that?
349
00:16:12,238 --> 00:16:15,305
I'd say puberty
was inordinately kind to you.
350
00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:16,640
[CHUCKLES]
Go on.
351
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:19,176
MEN:
Yee-haw!
352
00:16:19,178 --> 00:16:20,911
[BOTH LAUGHING]
353
00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:22,579
Hey, Bubba Bo Bob Brain.
354
00:16:22,581 --> 00:16:24,915
I just got back from France.
355
00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:26,083
How'd you find it?
356
00:16:26,085 --> 00:16:27,651
I used a map.
357
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:29,486
[BOTH LAUGH]
[CROWD LAUGHS]
358
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:35,459
And the Country Tune Award
for best male vocal goes to...
359
00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:38,662
Bubba Bo Bob Brain!
360
00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:40,998
Egad! Yippee!
361
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,332
Narf!
362
00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:43,901
[LAUGHS]
363
00:16:43,903 --> 00:16:45,970
You're embarrassing me, Pinky.
364
00:16:49,608 --> 00:16:51,275
Pardon my effervescence,
365
00:16:51,277 --> 00:16:55,112
but your accolade is more
than any bucolic mouse merits.
366
00:16:55,114 --> 00:16:56,280
What's he saying?
367
00:16:56,282 --> 00:16:57,281
I don't know.
368
00:16:57,283 --> 00:16:59,683
I'd like to thank my mama
369
00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:00,951
and Elvis.
370
00:17:00,953 --> 00:17:01,952
Oh, how nice.
371
00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:03,453
Well, isn't that nice?
372
00:17:03,455 --> 00:17:07,391
I'm outside the Grand Ole Opry
where tonight's concert
373
00:17:07,393 --> 00:17:10,527
featuring country-music
sensation Bubba Bo Bob Brain
374
00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:12,696
is being televised worldwide.
375
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:15,699
In two words:
Bubba is hot.
376
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:17,434
[PLAYING SLOW COUNTRY MUSIC]
377
00:17:17,436 --> 00:17:19,469
♪ You gotta know
How to cut 'em ♪
378
00:17:19,471 --> 00:17:21,605
♪ Know how to shuffle ♪
379
00:17:21,607 --> 00:17:23,640
♪ Know how to deal the cards ♪
380
00:17:23,642 --> 00:17:26,710
♪ Before you play fish with me ♪
381
00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:28,745
Do you realize what will happen
382
00:17:28,747 --> 00:17:31,816
if the world hears my song
just one more time?
383
00:17:31,818 --> 00:17:34,185
An angel will get its wings?
384
00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:35,686
No, Pinky.
385
00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:38,522
My subliminal message
will take permanent hold,
386
00:17:38,524 --> 00:17:41,125
and the world will be
under my control.
387
00:17:41,127 --> 00:17:42,226
Oh, that.
388
00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:43,294
Now,
389
00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:45,395
do you remember
what you have to do?
390
00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:48,432
Yes. I need to make
a dental appointment.
391
00:17:48,434 --> 00:17:51,202
I have horrible
plaque buildup.
392
00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:53,237
The tape, Pinky, the tape.
393
00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:54,504
Oh, right.
394
00:17:54,506 --> 00:17:57,574
When you give the signal,
I play the tape.
395
00:17:57,576 --> 00:17:59,543
SINGER:
And now I'd like
to introduce...
396
00:17:59,545 --> 00:18:01,511
This is it. I'm on.
397
00:18:01,513 --> 00:18:03,747
Good luck,
Booba Bip Bop Brain.
398
00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:06,851
How many times do I have
to tell you? My name is--
399
00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:08,652
SINGER:
Bubba Bo Bob Brain.
400
00:18:08,654 --> 00:18:10,855
[APPLAUSE, CHEERING]
401
00:18:12,024 --> 00:18:13,958
Yee-haw.
402
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,893
Let's start this hootenanny.
403
00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:17,895
[PLAYING SLOW COUNTRY MUSIC]
404
00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:23,433
♪ I am a lab mouse
I escaped from my cage ♪
405
00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:26,103
♪ Never had a job ♪
406
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,339
♪ Never earned minimum wage ♪
407
00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:31,208
♪ But you will respect me
Yes ♪
408
00:18:31,210 --> 00:18:33,543
♪ Once my plan is unfurled ♪
409
00:18:33,545 --> 00:18:36,046
AUDIENCE:
♪ You will call me
Your leader ♪
410
00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:38,849
♪ I'll be king of the world ♪
411
00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:44,288
Now, Pinky.
412
00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:46,423
BRAIN [OVER RECORDER]:
You are under my control.
413
00:18:46,425 --> 00:18:49,093
You will do whatever I say.
414
00:18:49,095 --> 00:18:51,996
BOTH:
I will do whatever he says.
415
00:18:51,998 --> 00:18:54,231
ALL:
Whatever he says.
416
00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:56,700
Whatever he says.
417
00:18:56,702 --> 00:18:59,069
Whatever he says.
418
00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:02,306
Way to go,
Blubber Boo Bean Brain. Narf!
419
00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:06,843
Do me a favor
and forget my name.
420
00:19:06,845 --> 00:19:10,480
While you're at it,
forget you ever knew me.
421
00:19:12,551 --> 00:19:15,352
Hey! Who's that skinny guy
on-stage?
422
00:19:15,354 --> 00:19:16,520
Who is he?
423
00:19:16,522 --> 00:19:17,788
Get him off!
424
00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:19,089
[CROWD SHOUTING]
Boo!
425
00:19:19,091 --> 00:19:21,158
I wanna see someone famous!
426
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,127
[GASPS]
427
00:19:23,129 --> 00:19:24,895
[AUDIENCE HISSING AND BOOING]
428
00:19:28,434 --> 00:19:30,267
Tonight's inside story.
429
00:19:30,269 --> 00:19:33,037
A complete unknown
somehow made it onto the stage
430
00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:34,671
at the Grand Ole Opry.
431
00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:36,440
Turn that off, Pinky.
432
00:19:36,442 --> 00:19:38,875
I'm trying to concentrate
on a better plan
433
00:19:38,877 --> 00:19:40,177
for tomorrow night.
434
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:43,113
Why, Brain? What are we
going to do tomorrow night?
435
00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:45,215
Same thing we do every night,
Pinky.
436
00:19:45,217 --> 00:19:48,352
Try to take over the world.
437
00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:50,620
♪ They're Pinky, they're Pinky
and the Brain ♪
438
00:19:50,622 --> 00:19:52,456
♪ Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪
439
00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:57,428
[♪♪♪]
440
00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:00,798
It's that time again.
441
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,700
To remember the Alamo?
442
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:05,202
To do another one of our cute
little skits?
443
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:07,805
No. It's time to learn
the day's lesson.
444
00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:10,273
And to find out what it is,
we turn to...
445
00:20:10,275 --> 00:20:12,876
the Wheel of Morality.
446
00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:15,312
Wheel of Morality,
turn, turn, turn.
447
00:20:15,314 --> 00:20:17,414
YAKKO:
Tell us the lesson
that we should learn.
448
00:20:17,416 --> 00:20:18,716
Moral number three.
449
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:21,485
And the moral
of today's story is...
450
00:20:21,487 --> 00:20:24,388
Elvis lives on in our hearts,
in his music,
451
00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:26,724
and in a trailer park
outside Milwaukee.
452
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:27,991
I'm speechless.
453
00:20:27,993 --> 00:20:30,361
Sort of gets you right here,
doesn't it?
454
00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:31,362
[BURPS]
455
00:20:31,364 --> 00:20:32,663
Pardon.
456
00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:34,164
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
457
00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:35,932
ALL:
Yike!
458
00:20:35,934 --> 00:20:37,934
[♪♪♪]
459
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:43,574
[♪♪♪]
460
00:21:06,365 --> 00:21:08,699
ALL:
"Flamiel."