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[♪♪♪]
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ALL:
♪ It's time for Animaniacs ♪
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♪ And we're zany to the max ♪
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♪ So just sit back and relax ♪
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♪ You'll laugh
Till you collapse ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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BOTH:
♪ Come join
The Warner brothers ♪
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♪ And the Warner sister, Dot ♪
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ALL:
♪ Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot ♪
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♪ They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught ♪
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♪ But we break loose
And then vamoose ♪
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♪ And now you know the plot ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Dot is cute and Yakko yaks ♪
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♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪
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♪ While Bill Clinton
Plays the sax ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Meet Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ Who want to rule
The universe ♪
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♪ Goodfeathers flock together ♪
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♪ Slappy whacks 'em
With her purse ♪
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♪ Buttons chases Mindy ♪
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♪ While Rita sings a verse ♪
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♪ The writers flipped
We have no script ♪
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♪ Why bother to rehearse? ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ We have pay-or-play
Contracts ♪
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♪ We're zany to the max ♪
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♪ There's bologna
In our slacks ♪
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♪ We're Animan-y ♪
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♪ Totally insane-y ♪
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[YAKKO'S VOICE]
♪ Dana Delany ♪
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♪ Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Those are the facts ♪
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[♪♪♪]
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[SQUEALS]
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[♪♪♪]
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Greetings from Impetago's,
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where all the stars
have turned out
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for the celebrity gala
of the year.
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[CROWD CHEERING]
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Let's see who's here.
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You gonna blast this one
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like you blasted
all these others before?
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I ain't the way
I was before.
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Columbus understood
that the Earth wasn't flat,
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like this.
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Or this.
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Or this.
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Au contraire, Columbus knew
the Earth was round, like this.
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Care for any dessert, sir?
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Well, this will be
a beginning.
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You just never know
who'll turn up
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at a star-stuffed shindig
like this one.
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[SONAR BEEPING SLOWLY]
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[BEEPING RAPIDLY]
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Yup, you never know
who'll turn up.
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Especially uninvited.
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[♪♪♪]
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Mm, these cheese balls
are delicious.
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[ENGLISH ACCENT]
Please, sir,
may I have some more?
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More?
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Say no more, sister sibling.
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Oh, hello.
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Uh...hi.
Yakko Warner.
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Pleased to meet you, Yakko.
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Name's Francis Pumphandle,
but everyone calls me Pip.
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Great cheese balls,
huh, Pip?
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I'll say.
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Cheese balls are one
of my all-time favorite foods.
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I always seem to meet
the most interesting people
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when I'm around them too.
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In fact, cheese balls
bring to mind
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the time I met Bob Barker.
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You don't say.
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Yes, indeed.
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Bob Barker,
star of the most popular
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morning game show.
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He's an emcee,
a host and a celebrity,
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all rolled into one.
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Anyway, eight months ago,
it was Tuesday the 17th,
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I believe--
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Or it might have been the 18th.
[GRUNTING]
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No, no,
it was definitely the 17th,
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because it was
precisely one week
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after my aunt
Lucretia's birthday,
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which is the 10th.
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Aunt Lucretia's
quite a woman.
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Loves to cook.
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She prepares
a fabulous wor shu op.
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That's a Chinese
duck dish.
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I love Chinese food.
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I once went to a party
where they served
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Chinese food
and cheese balls.
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Now, that was
a Catch-22 situation.
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Catch-22 was a movie,
you know.
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It was long,
very long.
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They say
the book was better,
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but it was a novel,
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and I never finish
reading those things.
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Well, isn't that interesting?
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Of course, a lot of people
don't read much nowadays.
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They watch television.
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I caught a program
on PBS last night.
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A very good show on chimpanzees.
What took so long?
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Is Michelle Pfeiffer out there?
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Never mind, there's a person
up here you gotta meet.
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Mel Gibson?
Close.
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PIP:
But it was Fred's
chimpanzee's girlfriend
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that had me stumped.
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I couldn't remember her name,
so I looked it up.
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Her name was
Phoebe B. Beebee.
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Dot Warner, this is
Francis Pumphandle, but--
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BOTH [IN UNISON]:
Everyone calls me Pip.
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Anyway, as I was saying,
eight months ago,
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Tuesday the 17th...
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I'm going to hurt
my brother badly.
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I love to relax.
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In fact, relaxing
is a pastime of mine.
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Some people play golf,
others like tennis,
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horseshoes, Bridge, Canasta,
and other such fancy hobbies.
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Wakko Warner,
meet Pip. Bye!
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Charmed to meet ya.
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[♪♪♪]
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Now, another hobby
enjoyed by many is knitting.
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My grandmother
was a great knitter.
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Knitted this sweater
I'm wearing.
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It's red, which is not
my favorite color.
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I prefer mauve
or mustard yellow.
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Now, don't get me wrong,
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red is okay for ties
and suspenders,
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but with sweaters,
I prefer more neutral colors.
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I have to go.
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But when I'm relaxing,
I don't care what wear.
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Long pants, Bermuda shorts,
T-shirts or formal attire.
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You name it, anything goes.
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Now, on the 17th,
during my relaxing stroll,
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I recall wearing
my herringbone jacket,
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my Laughlin, Nevada,
souvenir tie,
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and my charcoal-gray slacks.
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Or was it the navy slacks?
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Oh, I suppose it doesn't
really matter, does it?
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What matters is comfort.
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You know, I once stayed
at a Comfort Inn.
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Doggy bag, sir?
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Warm, cozy, comfortable.
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I love comfort.
[BARKING]
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It goes along with that
pastime of mine, relaxing.
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Now, for me,
there's nothing more relaxing...
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Go away.
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...than a nice,
leisurely stroll,
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like the one I took
eight months ago on the 17th.
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It was a bright,
sunny day.
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This man is scaring me.
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Which of course is
the optimum condition
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for relaxed strolling...
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I can't say
it hasn't been grand, Pip,
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because it hasn't.
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We gotta run. Bye!
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I kept humming and humming
and humming and humming.
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I couldn't get the tune
out of my head.
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ALL [IN UNISON]:
Retreat!
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[PIP BABBLING]
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We'd love to stay
and count our brain cells
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as they die, one by one.
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But we can't.
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WAKKO:
Gotta go.
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ALL [IN UNISON]:
Bye!
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PIP:
I'd always wanted
to play an instrument,
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and be like my hero, Leo Sayer.
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ALL [IN UNISON]:
Free at last! Free at last!
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Thank--
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But who can compete
with Leo?
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I think I was just scared
that I'd fail.
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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Well, I decided
right then and there
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to go buy
a musical instrument.
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So on the particular Tuesday,
the 17th,
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to which was referring,
I went down
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to the Sixth Street
Music Emporium
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to buy a new tambourine.
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A terribly soothing instrument,
contrary to popular opinion.
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And as I was strolling along
I detected a wonderful scent
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in the morning air.
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"What could it be?"
I asked myself.
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Silence?
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So I went toward
that marvelous scent,
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distracted by its aroma
from my musical mission.
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The odor was a mix
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of orchid flowers
and bologna,
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which of course is
one of the world's
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most underappreciated
luncheon meats.
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That and pimento loaf.
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I love a good pimento loaf
and mayo sandwich.
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The more pimentos, the better.
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Why, just the mention
of pimentos
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makes my tastebuds
stand up and say, "Howdy."
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Now there's
an interesting word: howdy.
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Is it from, "How are you?"
or maybe, "How you doing?"
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"Howdy" is one
of those strange words
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that really has no origin.
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I like saying, "How do?"
more than, "Howdy."
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More formal, I think.
Not too flowery.
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But the flowery aroma
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of that particular
Tuesday morning
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carried me
on my fragrant quest.
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Adiós.
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Arrivederci.
Au revoir.
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Sayonara.
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Aloha oi.
Oi vei.
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[SIGHS]
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Home sweet home.
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Now, the smell was actually
less bologna and more orchid,
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the beautiful flower found
on the island state of Hawaii.
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Of course, I wasn't in Hawaii,
so I needed to search out
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the location
of the nearest orchid.
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[ALL SOBBING]
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PIP:
So I visited every
florist shop in town.
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Well, to make
a long story short,
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not a single flower shop in town
had any orchids in stock,
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which seemed
mighty curious to me.
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Now, as we all know,
curiosity killed the cat,
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but since I'm not feline,
I wasn't too worried.
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Felines are funny creatures,
don't you think?
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[ALL SPITTING]
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I had a cat once.
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It used its claws to tear
my living room couch to shreds.
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It was a comfy couch too.
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Had a sleep-away bed in it,
with a foam-rubber mattress.
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Now, I bought the couch
and the mattress
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at Levine's department store
on 3rd Ave.
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The very same afternoon of that
relaxing stroll aforementioned.
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I also bought myself
a lovely tambourine
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on that same
shopping expedition.
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Anyway I didn't wanna pay extra
for the delivery of the couch,
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so I decided to carry
the couch home myself.
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It was quite cumbersome.
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And getting it through
the store's revolving doors
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was a bit of a challenge.
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And just as I emerged
onto the street,
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by accident I bumped
into a well-dressed man
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with an orchid in his lapel.
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It was Bob Barker,
and he was eating
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a bologna
and cheese-ball sandwich.
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Well, it's been nice
chatting with you.
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All [IN UNISON]:
Huh?
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Bye.
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It's too quiet.
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I miss him.
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Pip, wait!
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Pip, come back!
Tell us another story.
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DOT:
Please, I wanna learn more
about bologna.
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Did you ever meet
Don Knotts?
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Oh, tell us!
Please do!
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[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]
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It's time to tour the planets
that make up our solar system.
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Come on!
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♪ The closest to the sun
Is the planet Mercury ♪
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♪ Next, shrouded planet Venus
Is as cloudy as can be ♪
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♪ Earth is next, we call it home
Let's hope it stays that way ♪
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♪ Then Mars, it's really red
What more can I say? ♪
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♪ The gassy planet Jupiter's
As big as planets come ♪
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♪ Then there's Saturn
With its rings of tiny crumbs ♪
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♪ We travel on to Neptune
That's a gassy, freezing ball ♪
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♪ And cold and tiny Pluto
It's the furthest one of all ♪
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Well, there you go.
That's our solar system.
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You forgot Uranus.
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Good night, everybody.
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[♪♪♪]
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MINDY:
Buttons!
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Oh, Buttons!
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[CRASH]
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[GIGGLES]
Silly puppy.
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[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]
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[GIBBERING]
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[SNORING]
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[BARKING]
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[GROWLS]
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[BOTH BARKING]
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[BOTH BARKING]
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[GIGGLES]
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Silly puppies.
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Oof. Ball.
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WOMAN:
Mindy, sweetheart,
Mommy and Daddy will be
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in the entertainment lab
watching a video cube.
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MAN:
Honey, would you duplicate me
a beverage paste?
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Sure, dear,
right away.
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Buttons, this duplicator
is not a toy.
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I've told you
to stay away from it.
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Just keep an eye
on Mindy.
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[BARKS]
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Have fun,
angel.
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Okay, space lady.
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Please don't
call me space lady.
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Call me Mom, Mommy,
Mother, anything,
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but not space lady.
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Okay, space lady.
I love you. Buh-bye.
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[♪♪♪]
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Bouncy ball.
Oops!
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Ball. Ball.
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Golly, Skipper,
will we ever get
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off this planet?
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Oh, sure,
little buddy.
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I think...
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[GRUNTING]
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Umph.
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Aah.
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[SCREAMS]
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[GASPING]
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[AIR PUMPING]
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[GASPS]
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[♪♪♪]
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Bouncy bally. Bouncy ball.
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[HOWLS]
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[BUTTONS SIGHS]
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Huh?
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[SCREAMS]
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00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:05,703
[GRUNTS]
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00:15:06,973 --> 00:15:08,306
[GRUNTS]
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[GIGGLES]
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Buttons funny.
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Buh-bye.
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WOMAN [ON PA]:
Prepare to launch
Mission Starburst.
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Five minutes and counting.
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Bally, bally, bally.
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[BUTTONS HOWLS]
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[CLICKING]
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[YELPS]
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[♪♪♪]
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Mr. Speck, report.
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Highly illogical creatures,
captain.
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Set phasers
on Shake 'N Bake.
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Buttons funny.
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[LAUGHING]
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Bally. Bally. Bally.
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[GASPS]
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00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:25,383
WOMAN:
Prepare rocket for launch.
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Evacuate the rocket vicinity.
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00:16:30,123 --> 00:16:32,990
Whatcha doing,
Mr. Space Bug Man?
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[SPEAKING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE]
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Why?
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[SPEAKING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE]
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Why?
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[SPEAKING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE]
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Why?
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[ROARS]
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Okay. I love you.
Buh-bye.
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Mwah.
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[GIGGLING]
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WOMAN:
All personnel,
clear the launchpad.
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Twenty seconds and counting.
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[GRUNTS]
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Silly bouncy ball.
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[YELPS]
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[GRUNTING]
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00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:12,863
[BARKING]
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00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,038
[♪♪♪]
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WOMAN:
All systems go.
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Prepare for liftoff.
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[SCREAMS]
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[SQUEALS, THEN GIBBERS]
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00:17:37,323 --> 00:17:39,323
[♪♪♪]
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WOMAN:
Mission Starburst
rocket shutdown.
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Prepare cargo bay
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for detonation
of obsolete weaponry.
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[BANGING]
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Sixty seconds
until total destruction.
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Huh?
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00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:03,714
That's right.
Total destruction!
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[ALARM BELL RINGS]
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00:18:06,285 --> 00:18:09,420
Starburst detonation sequence
under way.
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[GIGGLES]
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00:18:18,864 --> 00:18:21,399
Vaporization components
engaged.
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00:18:21,401 --> 00:18:23,800
Detonation minus 40 seconds.
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[GASPS]
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00:18:36,082 --> 00:18:38,282
[WAILS]
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00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:40,617
Buh-bye, Buttons.
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[♪♪♪]
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MINDY:
Bally. Bally.
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WOMAN:
Fifteen seconds and counting.
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My bally.
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00:19:10,116 --> 00:19:11,115
[SNIFFLES]
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00:19:11,117 --> 00:19:13,250
[GROANS]
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00:19:13,252 --> 00:19:15,652
WOMAN:
Five, four, three...
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Buh-bye.
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00:19:17,056 --> 00:19:19,290
...two, one.
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[♪♪♪]
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[GRUNTS]
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00:19:31,537 --> 00:19:33,304
Buttons,
didn't I tell you
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to keep Mindy away
from that duplicator?
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00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:38,075
Now look what you've done.
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00:19:38,077 --> 00:19:40,578
[ALL GIGGLING]
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00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:43,581
ALL [IN UNISON]:
Hi, space lady.
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ALL [IN UNISON]:
Okay. I love you. Buh-bye.
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00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:53,624
[ALL GIGGLING]
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00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,529
[♪♪♪]
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00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,478
ALL [IN UNISON]:
Boingy, boingy, boingy.
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00:20:19,685 --> 00:20:22,018
Boingy, boingy, boingy.
402
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,224
[♪♪♪]
403
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,230
[♪♪♪]
404
00:21:01,894 --> 00:21:05,763
And remember, Yakko spelled
backwards is "okkay."