[♪♪♪]
ALL: ♪ It's time for Animaniacs ♪
♪ And we're zany to the max ♪
♪ So just sit back and relax ♪
♪ You'll laugh Till you collapse ♪
♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
BOTH: ♪ Come join The Warner brothers ♪
♪ And the Warner sister, Dot ♪
ALL: ♪ Just for fun we run around The Warner movie lot ♪
♪ They lock us in the tower Whenever we get caught ♪
♪ But we break loose And then vamoose ♪
♪ And now you know the plot ♪
♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
♪ Dot is cute and Yakko yaks ♪
♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪
♪ While Bill Clinton Plays the sax ♪
♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
♪ Meet Pinky and the Brain ♪
♪ Who want to rule The universe ♪
♪ Goodfeathers flock together ♪
♪ Slappy whacks 'em With her purse ♪
♪ Buttons chases Mindy ♪
♪ While Rita sings a verse ♪
♪ The writers flipped We have no script ♪
♪ Why bother to rehearse? ♪
♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
♪ We have pay-or-play Contracts ♪
♪ We're zany to the max ♪
♪ There's bologna In our slacks ♪
♪ We're Animan-y ♪
♪ Totally insane-y ♪
♪ Here's the show's name-y ♪
♪ Animaniacs ♪
♪ Those are the facts ♪
NARRATOR: It's Mime Time.
Today on Mime Time:
gathering imaginary flowers.
[♪♪♪]
[BUZZING] [SCREAMS]
The end.
[♪♪♪]
[PIANO PLAYING MEDLEY]
[WOMAN SINGING SCALE]
[HIGH-PITCHED SINGING]
Let's do it again, Günter.
This time in full voice.
[GULPS] Yes, Miss Bruntwind.
[SINGING HIGH-PITCHED NOTE]
[CRASH]
Weed Memlo, our first director.
That's just the way I remember him.
This stained-glass window
is a fitting tribute to his hackery.
[SINGING CONTINUES]
ALL: Hey, knock it off!
[SINGING STOPS]
Who said that?
ALL: Over here.
Ew.
Say, you think you could keep it down a little bit?
No!
But you broke our window.
I don't care.
That went well.
Again, Günter.
[HIGH-PITCHED SINGING]
[RUMBLING]
Whoa. Whoa, whoa!
ALL: Cut it out!
You pests again.
YAKKO: What're you doing? Torturing a clown?
[GASPS] How dare you!
Horrid children.
[GASPS]
Couldn't you keep the noise down a little bit?
Noise? You dare refer to
the great Madame Bruntwind's voice as noise?
Uh-huh.
I'll show you noise.
[INHALES DEEPLY]
[SINGING HIGH-PITCHED NOTE]
Of course, you know, this means Warners.
[ORCHESTRA TUNING]
[FANFARE PLAYING]
[CHEERING & APPLAUSE]
[ORCHESTRA PLAYING BIZET'S "HABANERA"]
♪ L'amour est un oiseau Rebelle ♪
♪ Que nul ne peut apprivoiser ♪
♪ Et c'est bien... ♪
Ah. Ah. Ah.
♪ S'il lui convient De refuser ♪
[BRUNTWIND VOMITS] ALL: Eww!
♪ L'amour est Enfant de Bohême ♪
♪ Il n'a jamais Jamais connu de lois ♪
♪ Si tu ne m'aime pas Je t'aime ♪
♪ Si je t'aime Prend garde à toi ♪
ALL: ♪ Prends garde à toi ♪
♪ Si tu ne m'aimes pas Je t'aime ♪
♪ Mais si je t'aime ♪
ALL: ♪ Prends garde à toi ♪
[CRASH]
[MUFFLED SHOUTING]
Drum? Is someone stuck in a drum?
This woman is stuck in a drum.
ALL: Aha!
Don't worry, we'll have her out in no time.
The instrument, please.
Bigger.
Bigger!
Perfect. Wakko?
[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]
[MUFFLED SHOUTING]
[SPITTING]
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
Beautiful hit by Wakko.
Could be a home run.
How do you do?
[SCREAMING]
I got her. I got her.
I got her. I got her!
Safe.
[ALL CHEERING]
Get your hot dogs! Ice cold hot dogs!
[ORGAN PLAYS "CHARGE"]
Sing, you fool. Sing!
[SINGING NOTE]
May I? Of course.
[SINGING NOTE]
♪ Darling, I love you With all my heart and soul ♪
♪ Unfortunately You're too heavy to hold ♪
♪ You and I Will live in splendid bliss ♪
♪ Now, give me a big kiss ♪
Get out of my life!
You shouldn't go breaking people's windows.
Ohh!
Play!
[ORCHESTRA RESUMES PLAYING]
♪ La, la, la, la ♪
♪ Tra, la, la, la ♪
♪ Tra, la, la, la, la ♪
Oh!
♪ Tra, la, la, la ♪
♪ La, la-- ♪ Whoa!
♪ Tra, la, la ♪
Ooh!
♪ Tra, la, la, la-- ♪ Oohh!
[SINGING & YELLING]
[SCREAMING]
[CHEERING & APPLAUSE]
[CRASH]
[CHEERING & APPLAUSE]
You know, I...
think I could really get to like opera.
[♪♪♪]
♪ Like Abbott and Costello Like Sonny and Cher ♪
♪ Like Martin and Lewis They're a perfect pair ♪
♪ Like Laurel and Hardy Like Fontanne and Lunt ♪
♪ They're perfectly mismatched They're Rita and Runt ♪
[♪♪♪]
NARRATOR: 1939: in war-torn Europe,
the army of the Third Reich invades Poland.
As Warsaw falls to the enemy forces,
Polish freedom fighters fight back.
[♪♪♪]
You know, Runt,
we never should've taken that left turn at Pacoima.
This doesn't look like Burbank.
RUNT: Definitely not Burbank.
♪ Just look into my eyes ♪
♪ Tell me what you see ♪
♪ This looks more like Van Nuys ♪
♪ Than Burbank to me ♪
♪ Just listen to the call ♪
♪ Oh, and ain't it sweet? ♪
♪ No matter how we fall ♪
♪ We land on our feet ♪
♪ Oh, you and I ♪
♪ We're like a masquerader ♪
♪ Who travels incognito ♪
♪ With a friend ♪
♪ No matter where you go ♪
♪ You'll see me later ♪
♪ I know we'll be together In the end ♪
Ah.
Rita!
SOLDIER: Halt! Stop them! Desist!
[MEN SHOUTING IN GERMAN]
Soldiers! Let's scram!
[♪♪♪]
[RUNT GRUNTS]
[BOTH PANTING]
SOLDIER: Check the alley.
MAN: Where is he?
He can't be far, Herr Commandant.
Search the area! The leader of the Polish underground
must not escape the city.
Jawohl.
[♪♪♪]
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] Shh.
They're looking for me, not you.
Katrina, darling, this is important.
If anything should happen, no matter-- No.
You know where the station is?
Now, this is your ticket.
The train leaves at 5 p.m.
Papa?
Papa.
Papa!
Do you believe this guy?
Abandoning her just like that.
Of all the low-down, dirty--
[GASPS]
[GROWLING]
Was is it, Schnappsie? What do you hear?
[BARKING]
[SNIFFING]
[GROWLS, BARKING]
[GROWLING]
[YOWLING]
Deck him, deck him, definitely deck him, Rita.
[GROWLING]
[HISSING, BARKING]
How 'bout a little support, huh, Runt?
You're a good dog, Rita.
You fight very nicely.
Definitely, definitely a good dog.
[YOWLING]
[HISSING, BARKING]
[WHIMPERING]
[HISSING]
[WHIMPERING]
Oh, what a wonderful cat.
Thank you, thank you.
[WHISTLE BLOWING]
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
Hey, wait for me!
[WHISTLE BLOWS] Halt!
You've done a good job, Schnappsie.
[GROWLING]
Now we must follow them.
The child will lead us to the father.
Hurry, Papa's waiting at the train station.
We're going to a new home far away.
There'll be a big backyard and trees and flowers.
[SIGHS]
And we'll all be so very happy.
Poor kid's living in a dream world.
Yeah. Dream world. So sad.
She really believes her dad's waiting.
Very sad.
That human's long gone.
Sad.
♪ Don't leave it up to fate ♪
♪ For the odds are slim ♪
♪ Don't gamble with your life ♪
♪ You can never win ♪
♪ We'll see her To the train ♪
♪ Then we'll leave Warsaw ♪
♪ After the child Is reconciled ♪
♪ With her papa ♪
Hurry or we'll be late!
Wow. Look at all the rocks, Rita.
Hundred and forty-seven. Yeah, definitely, 147 rocks.
COMMANDANT: There they go, Schnappsie.
[CLOCK CHIMING]
[IMITATING TRAIN CHUGGING]
MAN [OVER PA]: Departing 4:05 on Track Number 9
with stops in Krakow, Gdansk, Hamburg,
Berlin, Frankfurt,
Alsace-Lorraine, Nancy, and Paris.
All aboard!
I don't see Papa yet.
[TOOTING]
[ENGINE CHUGGING]
Papa! Papa!
Papa!
I hate this part.
Katrina!
Papa?
Katrina! Katrina, darling!
Run, Katrina!
This is good, definitely good.
You can do it, darling. [WHISTLE BLOWS]
COMMANDANT: After that girl!
Uh-oh.
Stop her!
He'll never leave without his daughter.
Grab her!
[BARKING]
That's right, darling, just grab my hand.
[♪♪♪]
[SCHNAPPSIE BARKING]
[GROWLING]
[SCHNAPPSIE GROWLING]
[YELPS]
Oh, Daddy!
[♪♪♪]
Have a nice life, Rita.
Sic him, Schnappsie!
[BOTH GROWLING]
It was nice while it lasted.
[YOWLING]
[BARKING]
[HISSING, BARKING]
[YELPS]
[WHIMPERING]
Gee, Rita, you were on your way to a nice new home
with a big backyard and everything.
What happened?
[TRAIN WHISTLE TOOTS]
Well, there's always tomorrow.
♪ You know I should have My head examined ♪
♪ The fact is I could not go without you ♪
♪ I'm fond of your slow wit ♪
♪ And your bad hairdo ♪
♪ We'll always be together ♪
♪ Me and you ♪
[SIGHS]
Gee, you're sweet, Rita.
Definitely sweet.
Definitely, definitely sweet.
[♪♪♪]
[ORCHESTRA TUNING]
ANNOUNCER: And now performing another classical work,
the great Wakkorotti.
[APPLAUSE]
[APPLAUSE STOPS]
[PLAYING PONCHIELLI'S "DANCE OF THE HOURS"]
[BELCHING]
[CHEERING & APPLAUSE]
Excuse me.
Oh, excuse me.
Excuse me.
NARRATOR: It's Mime Time.
Today on Mime Time:
climbing an imaginary mountain.
The end.
[♪♪♪]
It's over. It's definitely over.